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00:00:10It's been an eventful summer
00:00:19I'm tied up in a serial killers basement you said nightmares don't come true
00:00:31He's under the delusion that I'm his next victim
00:00:37I'll let him cherish that notion while I explain my predicament
00:00:40I spent my vacation mastering my psychic ability all the answers were in goodies book of spells
00:00:57With my ability now under control. I set my sights on an obsession. I've had since I was six years
00:01:02old
00:01:04Before dying victim number 11
00:01:07Describe the suspect the Kansas City scalper
00:01:10America's most elusive serial killer
00:01:14To psychically locate him all I needed was an object from one of his crime scenes
00:01:30The scalper's 11th victim dropped her prized bowling ball when she was snatched
00:01:47But the scalper finally in my crosshairs
00:01:51I had one final harrowing obstacle to overcome
00:02:17Anything else on your person
00:02:20I need a wand on this one
00:02:24Arms
00:02:52Which part of prohibited items don't you understand young lady the part where you believe that cramming hundreds of people
00:02:58into a metal tube flying through the air
00:03:00Creates some sort of utopia where weapons aren't needed we get a bank check over here
00:03:05Yeah
00:03:15I'm headed to the junior embalmers convention in Kansas City. It's a prosthetic hand
00:03:20Yeah, that's not the problem
00:03:22You care to explain this
00:03:26Curious
00:03:26Curious
00:03:28I have no idea how that ended up in there
00:03:31This is over 3.4 ounces, which means it's a big no-no
00:03:34I'd appreciate it if you didn't waste our time
00:03:38Sun cream, seriously
00:03:54Are you serial killer services listed online, too?
00:03:57I have no idea what you do
00:03:57I have no idea what you do
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00:04:19I have no idea what you do
00:04:20I have no idea what you do
00:04:22I have no idea what you do
00:04:42I made you a gift.
00:04:51That's how I remember all my...
00:04:55special guests.
00:05:04Let me show you some of my own handiwork.
00:05:24Ah!
00:05:25Ah!
00:05:28Ah!
00:05:30Ah!
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:32Ah!
00:05:37Ah!
00:05:41Ah!
00:05:45Ah!
00:05:46Ah!
00:05:48Ah!
00:05:55What?
00:05:57It's nothing.
00:05:58Just a minor psychic glitch.
00:05:59I'm not to pray the word of this to anyone, you understand.
00:06:02Especially my mother.
00:06:04Now.
00:06:08Let's play dolls.
00:06:09Ah!
00:06:13Ah!
00:06:14Ah!
00:06:16Ah!
00:06:18Ah!
00:06:20Ah!
00:06:20Ah!
00:06:22Ah!
00:06:23Ah!
00:06:24Ah!
00:06:25Ah!
00:06:32Ah!
00:07:44I was hoping to spend more time with you this summer.
00:07:48I feel like I've barely seen you.
00:07:50Writers should always refill their creative cups before they begin again.
00:07:53So I indulged in my favorite passions, torment and humiliation.
00:07:56When do I get to read your novel?
00:07:59When the sun explodes and the earth is consumed in a molten apocalypse.
00:08:04Soon, mother. Soon.
00:08:06Jump, jump.
00:08:10Remember where your loyalty lies.
00:08:12No diré que tu adiós me volvió desgraciado.
00:08:25That's my boy.
00:08:27You and your Uncle Festa with the same ability.
00:08:30You're a chip off the old executioner's block.
00:08:33Stick your finger in enough sockets.
00:08:34You'll learn a thing or two.
00:08:37It's so weird that it skipped you, Dad.
00:08:40Being an outcast isn't about what you can do.
00:08:43It's a state of mind.
00:08:46You need to work on your aim.
00:08:48Pugsy has always struggled with his aim.
00:08:50From potty training to his first grenade launcher.
00:08:54You know you can attest to that, can't you, old chap?
00:09:09I'm just glad to see you're taking an interest in your brother.
00:09:13I'm keeping a mental list if how his ability can serve my needs.
00:09:15That's the spirit, my little bombita.
00:09:18There is no we in family.
00:09:20Only in I.
00:09:25There's a stop sign coming up.
00:09:27Hit the O, dead center.
00:09:29I'm not sure I can.
00:09:30If you don't, I'll be forced to hit eject.
00:09:35Only Dad's button can do that.
00:09:37I had things rewire it.
00:10:12You know what makes a stop sign.
00:13:00Like returning to the scene of the crime.
00:13:03I already know where the bodies are buried.
00:13:05No more uncontrolled chaos.
00:13:07I will bend this place to my will.
00:13:10Be careful, be careful, you know?
00:13:15Do you think I'll be right back.
00:13:19Do you think I'll actually make a friend here?
00:13:21You'll make lots of friends.
00:13:23These are our people.
00:13:26Poor Pugsley.
00:13:27Your father and I will get him settled in.
00:13:29Promise me you will take care of your brother.
00:13:33I always do.
00:13:44Here are the ground rules.
00:13:46No eye contact without permission.
00:13:48Bullying assistance requests must be submitted through writing.
00:13:51Everything reports to me.
00:13:52Understand?
00:14:04Ooh, creamies.
00:14:10There she is, there she is.
00:14:15Can I get your autograph?
00:14:18I only signed my name in blood.
00:14:20I would expect nothing less.
00:14:22I never said it was my own blood.
00:14:27You are done here.
00:14:29Shoot.
00:14:33That was disturbing.
00:14:35Well, you better get used to it.
00:14:37You're kind of a big deal now after the whole saving the school from the demon pilgrim thing.
00:14:40Why does anyone still care?
00:14:43You're really not much of a clout chaser, are you?
00:14:46Popularity doesn't play by the laws of physics.
00:14:48The harder you repel it, the harder it comes for you.
00:14:54Wednesday, Adams.
00:14:56Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:14:58It is an honor to meet the Savior of Nevermore.
00:15:01Allow me to introduce myself, Barry Doerr, your new principal.
00:15:05Um, would you like a sticker?
00:15:09Only if you have one that says, do not resuscitate.
00:15:11Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:15:13There's that wicked tongue I've heard so much about.
00:15:16I love it.
00:15:17I am reinstating the Founders' Pyre ceremony.
00:15:20It's an old outcast tradition.
00:15:22Big bonfire tomorrow night.
00:15:25And the best part is, I want you to be our student of honor.
00:15:28I would rather be burned at the stake.
00:15:30Oh, please consider it.
00:15:32I want us to be allies in this struggle.
00:15:34What struggle?
00:15:35Returning Nevermore to its glory days.
00:15:38I hate to speak ill of the dead, but in this case, Weems really fudged up.
00:15:42I don't like to speak ill of the dead either.
00:15:44It's much more fun to demonize the living.
00:16:09We need to set bear traps out here.
00:16:26Howdy, Ruby.
00:16:28All right.
00:16:30Everyone out.
00:16:31Thanks for the help.
00:16:37don't put too much pressure on it no pressure right got it catch up with you later at the
00:16:44looping cages with the others absolutely for now can't wait
00:16:53oh how was your vacay because i had the best summer ever and i've been dying to tell you
00:16:59all about it well i'm sure i'll want to kill you after you tell me so you both win well
00:17:06i'll spare
00:17:07you the details but i did get you a gift at looping palooza in golden gate park don't worry
00:17:14it's not a snood get it like beowulf i thought you'd love the literary reference nothing like
00:17:24a bad pun to throw dirt on the coffin of epic poetry i got you a gift as well
00:17:28for my summer travels
00:17:36uh oh thank you i mean it is a little creepy but um the curls are super soft it's made
00:17:45from real
00:17:45human hair
00:17:48i just have so many goals this year i want to secure my place in the pack become dance troop
00:17:55captain and finally join the nightshades what about you avoid people and work on my new viper
00:18:01de la muerte novel that doesn't sound like much of a personal evolution i don't evolve i cocoon
00:18:08well speaking of your novel was that publisher interested
00:18:13call it death by a thousand notes
00:18:17this one here just looks like a typo
00:18:21it's not it's the old english spelling for dismemberment this novel was two years of my life
00:18:26i'll have to pry it out of my cold dead hands before i change a single word
00:18:32that better not be any more bradish autograph hounds tell me about it we seriously need to set
00:18:37some boundaries let's post hours to sign stuff in the student lounge
00:18:43hey wednesday how was your summer i scalped a serial killer
00:18:46huh
00:18:48is uh is enid around
00:18:51she left earlier with the pack
00:18:53i threatened to neuter them if they didn't get out
00:18:56well uh would you mind giving her this
00:19:06thanks for covering i know the only thing you hate more than color is relationship drama
00:19:12machiavelli once said that friendship is watching a person's slow drip of miseries and feeling honored
00:19:16to be present for their most dismal moments
00:19:18does that mean
00:19:19in 25 words or less
00:19:21go
00:19:23i'm not sure how i feel about ajax anymore
00:19:25he's sweet and cute but he's still in love with the old me and i've changed
00:19:30hey look at that exactly 25 words
00:19:32just talk to him and get it over with
00:19:34yeah well if i do that then it'll be like an arrow for these
00:19:38holy crap
00:19:45welcome back wednesday i'm still watching
00:19:50wait you have a stalker
00:19:51don't be jealous
00:20:05i didn't see the stalker
00:20:08you've got a little something
00:20:11it's nothing
00:20:25my old stomping ground
00:20:32hi folks lee
00:20:33i'm
00:20:34electricity
00:20:37cool
00:20:39and you must be janet
00:20:42wednesday told us all about you
00:20:43caribbean
00:20:45caribbean
00:20:45i put that in
00:20:46sue and i weren't sure we wanted eugene to come back to nevermore
00:20:50but he insisted
00:20:51i did help save the school
00:20:53i remember that thing
00:20:55what was it like getting gutted by a hide
00:21:00i still wake up screaming sometimes
00:21:02whoa
00:21:04that's awesome
00:21:05why don't we give the boys some space
00:21:09lurch will be up with your things
00:21:11and we'll see you downstairs
00:21:18remember boys
00:21:19the friends you make here
00:21:21will be your brothers for life
00:21:24you'll kill for each other
00:21:25and provide alibis
00:21:35what's with the bugs
00:21:37at first i could only control bees
00:21:39but lately i've been able to control other insects too
00:21:43watch this
00:21:47they're so juicy
00:21:51perfect for late night munchies
00:21:54they're pets
00:21:55not snacks
00:22:01maybe after we unpack we can hang out
00:22:04actually i'm meeting up with some other guys
00:22:06i could tag along
00:22:08they're kind of newish friends
00:22:09i don't mind
00:22:10it's not like i have any old ones
00:22:12i owe your sister a lot
00:22:14which is why i agree to be your roommate
00:22:15let's just see how this pans out first
00:22:17okay
00:22:19yeah
00:22:20sure
00:22:23yo
00:22:23b-boy
00:22:25oh you've grown
00:22:26hey jacks
00:22:27what are you doing here
00:22:29i'm your new resident advisor
00:22:31if you have any questions
00:22:32can you stone me with your snakes
00:22:34that's not gonna happen
00:22:35are you and eden still together
00:22:37or she finally come to her senses
00:22:39do you two have any dorm related questions
00:22:42okay
00:22:43well welcome to caliban
00:22:45it's gonna be a great year
00:22:56that's her
00:22:58i can't believe
00:22:59i liked it better when i was feared and hated
00:23:06principal door
00:23:07have you met a little angel of death
00:23:10yep
00:23:10i'm sure wednesday would enjoy having you around more this year
00:23:13what do you mean around more this year
00:23:15principal door just asked me to chair the gala fundraising committee
00:23:19vincent thorpe chair the last three years but after xavier was falsely accused of murder
00:23:24he pulled his son and his endowment from nevermore
00:23:27xavier's not coming back this year
00:23:29he's heading to reichenbach academy in switzerland
00:23:31i spent the summer there as an exchange student
00:23:34i remember darling
00:23:36it was the longest summer of my life
00:23:38i realize i've ambushed you
00:23:43no i usually enjoy a good ambush
00:23:45especially when it involves daggers
00:23:50why don't you think about it overnight
00:23:53tish and i will discuss it on the ride home
00:23:56actually i was hoping to keep you a little closer
00:24:05i thought the gardener's cottage was reserved for faculty
00:24:09marilyn thornhill lived here last year
00:24:11but thanks to wednesday she is now enjoying much tighter quarters
00:24:15in prison
00:24:17not pine box tied
00:24:18but a girl can dream
00:24:19it's yours for the night
00:24:21and if you decide to become our gala chair
00:24:24consider this your home away from home
00:24:27i'll wait outside
00:24:42who decorated this place
00:24:44a homicidal maniac
00:24:46no he shouldn't cast aspersions to you
00:24:48not all homicidal maniacs have such gas they taste
00:24:52nothing your putrefying touch couldn't fix
00:24:55gotta pay it ya
00:24:56hey dad i found some wild mouse traps under the sink
00:24:59you want a snack
00:25:03why would you want to be in charge of a gala
00:25:07well i wasn't expecting things to change so quickly
00:25:10pugsley shot up like poison oak this summer
00:25:13and now that you're both at nevermore
00:25:16i have been wondering what my next chapter might be
00:25:22the thought of you and father in the house alone unsupervised fills me with a sense of dread
00:25:26i usually reserve for costume mascots
00:25:28but i won't consider this if it makes you uncomfortable
00:25:31i was born uncomfortable mother
00:25:36i know it's been hard with goody gone and no one from our bloodline reaching out to be your new
00:25:42spirit guide
00:25:43but if i was here
00:25:46i could be of assistance
00:25:48temporarily of course
00:25:49until a new guide presents themselves
00:25:53you're a dove i'm a raven we're on different paths you said so yourself
00:25:57i've had experience with ravens
00:26:02are you talking about your sister
00:26:06you've never been very forthcoming about annophilia
00:26:16you remind me a lot of her
00:26:20especially as you've gotten older
00:26:22you don't need to worry about me mother
00:26:26you should be focused on pugsley
00:26:28we both know being tall and male will only get him so far
00:26:31besides
00:26:31he's got the brains of a dung beetle and the ambition of a french bureaucrat
00:26:39what is it querida
00:26:43wednesday is hiding things from me
00:26:46i will not let history repeat itself
00:26:57i can handle my mother
00:27:01i'm not asking for her help because i don't need it
00:27:03i don't need yours either
00:27:06keep your nosy fingers out of my business
00:27:20victim's carl bradbury local private investigator
00:27:23real sleaze
00:27:24witnesses are greg mulligan and debbie prisman
00:27:27greg's the manager of the piggly wiggly
00:27:29and debbie's one of his cashiers
00:27:31so bradbury was out here catching our supermarket
00:27:34sweethearts in a tryst when he got attacked by a squad of kamikaze crows
00:27:38this is a first
00:27:40even for jericho
00:27:41get the body to the morgue before he gets too ripe
00:27:47wednesday can i help you
00:27:48just admiring the view
00:27:52sheriff santiago
00:27:54i promise to be better than my predecessor
00:27:56that's an exceptionally low bar
00:28:13oh
00:28:14ow
00:28:16galpin
00:28:17what are you doing here
00:28:18the victim was a friend of mine
00:28:20carl bradbury
00:28:22we were working a case together
00:28:23and that's what got him killed
00:28:25i play cello not violin
00:28:28bradbury stumbled onto something he said it could affect all outcasts and we're just starting to scratch the surface
00:28:32you care about outcasts now
00:28:35my son is an outcast
00:28:37yeah i know what he's done but
00:28:39it's thornhill she turned him into a monster
00:28:41taylor was always a monster
00:28:43she just unlocked that in him
00:28:44people don't change
00:28:46look at you
00:28:47you're still a broken deluded man who just can't hide behind his tin badge anymore
00:28:50badge never stopped you did it
00:28:54i could use your help getting to the bottom of this
00:28:58you didn't just wind up at that crime scene by accident atoms
00:29:01you were drawn to it like a moth to a flame
00:29:07it's a shame your keen psychological insight couldn't help you save your own son
00:29:15if you change your mind you come find me
00:29:19just remember
00:29:21birds are always watching
00:29:23birds are always watching
00:29:25ah
00:29:28ah
00:29:30ah
00:29:31ah
00:29:39tonight
00:29:40you're gonna hear the tale
00:29:42of the skull
00:29:43tree
00:29:45it's caliban hall tradition to tell this story on the first night of school
00:29:54there once was a brilliant boy
00:29:56with a fragile heart
00:29:59he spent his days in bed
00:30:01drawing all the incredible machines he planned to build someday
00:30:06now the doctors they only gave him months to live
00:30:10so he decided to design his own heart
00:30:15so that his body could keep up with his dazzling mind
00:30:28the operation was successful
00:30:31but the clockwork hard it changed the boy
00:30:37he became cold
00:30:39and driven by ambition
00:30:49when he arrived at nevermore
00:30:51he was hailed as the greatest mind to ever walk the halls
00:30:57but his inventions became more dangerous
00:31:01until one night
00:31:04his genius
00:31:06cost him
00:31:07his life
00:31:12legend has it
00:31:14his body is buried at the foot of the skull tree
00:31:17in an unmarked grave
00:31:21but if you put your ear to the skull's hollow left eye
00:31:25you can still hear his clockwork heart
00:31:29tick
00:31:31tick
00:31:33tick
00:31:33tick
00:31:35only the bravest in caliban hall have ventured out at night
00:31:38to take the dare to listen to the tick
00:31:40of the clockwork heart
00:31:45so will you?
00:32:01miss barclay
00:32:02thanks for making the time
00:32:03what a wonderful first day it's been hasn't it?
00:32:06oh it's so nice to see this place brimming with outcast energy
00:32:11our most famous alumni would be proud
00:32:18i've been watching you
00:32:20how you interacted with your peers
00:32:22you know charisma is something that all it can't be learned
00:32:25it's a gift
00:32:26and you positively ooze it
00:32:30i'm guessing you have some political aspirations in your future
00:32:34i like the idea of creating real change for outcasts
00:32:37well what if i told you that you can start creating that change today
00:32:42as the fundraising gala student liaison
00:32:46i mean we really need to heat things up if we're gonna hit our target
00:32:49and you
00:32:51have the sizzle factor i've been looking for
00:32:55wow
00:32:56i'm honored
00:32:58but i'm not so sure i have the time to take on something like that
00:33:01i'm really sorry
00:33:05me too
00:33:07i mean you are a scholarship student right?
00:33:10the school is in a financial pickle
00:33:12and if we don't meet our fundraising goals
00:33:14i may be forced to let some of the scholarship students go
00:33:26i know how people feel about sirens
00:33:29but i don't share that view
00:33:32no outcast should be limited or shamed
00:33:35is that why you're asking me?
00:33:38because i'm a siren?
00:33:39using your powers of persuasion for a good cause
00:33:42should be applauded
00:33:44i'm sure you agree
00:33:46we all want what's best for nevermore
00:33:49so why don't you take another look at that schedule of yours
00:33:52and see if you can squeeze this in
00:33:56you can give me your decision tomorrow
00:34:13what are you doing out here?
00:34:16winsta yelled at you?
00:34:19man the sudden popularity is really getting to her
00:34:21i think some people just aren't built for fame
00:34:24and when you're stressed
00:34:25relatives can be the easiest punching bags
00:34:27or in your case sparring glove
00:34:31i know how it feels to think you don't belong
00:34:33but you do
00:34:36you know what you need?
00:34:37a place you can call your own
00:34:38and i've got the perfect spot
00:34:49home sweet home thing
00:34:53welcome to the pack
00:35:02welcome to the pack
00:35:04welcome to the pack
00:35:24it's cute
00:35:34PIANO PLAYS
00:36:06PIANO PLAYS
00:36:34PIANO PLAYS
00:37:19PIANO PLAYS
00:37:23Is this the same Isadora Capri who completed her first classical album, Wolf Hour, at the age of 10?
00:37:27I didn't realize I had any fans left.
00:37:30I've always been fascinated by child prodigies. The focus, the talent, the unrelenting quest for excellence.
00:37:35Luckily, I was able to break free before it suffocated me.
00:37:38I thought teaching was the purview for those who can't.
00:37:42Well, I was inspired by a group of young people who saved their school in the face of overwhelming odds.
00:37:48I decided it was time to give back to my own community.
00:37:55We have our work cut out for us.
00:37:58My hand's a little stiff.
00:37:59No, your hand wasn't the problem. Your pain was the only thing that made your performance interesting.
00:38:05Did you know Prokofiev was a chess master?
00:38:08That's why his concertos are so deceptively cunning. He wants you to feel the notes, not anticipate them.
00:38:18I'm not looking for lessons. I play for my own fulfillment.
00:38:23And yet music doesn't seem to fulfill you.
00:38:28Stop trying to control it.
00:38:31You have to succumb to its beautiful chaos.
00:38:35I cause chaos.
00:38:36I cause chaos. I don't succumb to it.
00:39:03I cause chaos. I don't succumb to it.
00:39:05I've been inspired since my days at Nevermore.
00:39:07Yes.
00:39:08It's a marvel what these da Vinci students can build.
00:39:12They have more creativity in their right pinkies than I have in my entire body.
00:39:18This thing's gonna work, right?
00:39:22Outcasts can do! Love it!
00:39:24This is why tradition is so important. It instills pride in our children.
00:39:29Principal Weems was all about fitting into the Normie world.
00:39:33No disrespect, I know you two are old friends.
00:39:36Now the Addams Family is a prime example of outcasts who don't bend to Normie culture.
00:39:42And that is a testament to you, Mrs. Addams.
00:39:44Thanks.
00:39:46Have you made your decision about chairing the gala yet?
00:39:50I'm still pondering.
00:39:52I want to do what's best for Nevermore, but also for my family.
00:39:56I understand. That is a lot to balance.
00:39:58Which is why you would have a liaison student to assist you.
00:40:01And I am on the hunt for that perfect person.
00:40:03Look no further. She's here.
00:40:06Mrs. Addams, Bianca Barclay, one of our best and brightest.
00:40:10It would be an honor to work with the Nevermore legend.
00:40:13Bianca.
00:40:14Come to the pyre tonight, see what we're trying to build here.
00:40:18Then decide if you want to be involved.
00:40:28From Xavier.
00:40:31I tried texting, but I guess you lost the phone I gave you.
00:40:35You have a phone?
00:40:36I dropped it in the bath.
00:40:45Consider this my goodbye gift.
00:40:47The image suddenly flashed in my head.
00:40:49Don't ask me how I know or what it means.
00:40:50But it's connected to you, I'm sure.
00:40:52Who's Wednesday Addams without a mystery to solve, right?
00:40:55Xavier.
00:40:56A creepy crow and a headstone.
00:40:59What's it mean?
00:41:00I ain't no idea.
00:41:01Thing and I are headed to the Founder's Pyre.
00:41:03You joining?
00:41:09Have you been using my typewriter without permission?
00:41:14Read any good books lately?
00:41:18My novel.
00:41:21It's gone.
00:41:24Higher, higher, higher.
00:41:25I am demon of the fire and each blazing roof's my pyre.
00:41:30My stalker's going to burn my manuscript at the Founder's Pyre.
00:41:34That's not your only copy, right?
00:41:37Seriously?
00:41:38Copy machines aren't even 21st century technology.
00:41:40I'm not going to allow two years of my life to go up in flames.
00:42:00The stalker is here.
00:42:01Be on the lookout for anyone watching us.
00:42:03Who isn't watching us?
00:42:05Neither, neither.
00:42:09Hey!
00:42:10Stay on track.
00:42:11You need to check the pyre.
00:42:12You go on the other side.
00:42:20Hey!
00:42:21Once the bonfire's lit,
00:42:23I'm sneaking off to the sculpture to go dig up that dead kid.
00:42:26Who's coming?
00:42:30I'm sorry.
00:42:31Tonight's my big night.
00:42:33George's going to recognize me for helping save the school.
00:42:41Thing.
00:42:42Keep your fingers peeled.
00:42:44The stalker's playing a game.
00:43:01If you don't want your novel to go up in smoke, meet me under the pyre.
00:43:05P.S.
00:43:05I found a few more typos.
00:43:16Wednesday, what are you doing?
00:43:17Hey.
00:43:18Email.
00:43:19Hey, Jax.
00:43:20Hi.
00:43:21What's going on?
00:43:22Hey.
00:43:23You kind of ghosted me this summer.
00:43:25I texted a bunch.
00:43:26I left a crazy number of voicemails.
00:43:28Ah.
00:43:29Sorry.
00:43:29My bad.
00:43:30Wolf camp was strictly device-free.
00:43:32I was totally unplugged for like a whole month.
00:43:34Can you believe it?
00:43:35I still think I have PTSD.
00:43:36We've been back two days.
00:43:38It kind of feels like you've been avoiding me.
00:43:40Uh, well, I've been busy with the pack and you have your RA thing.
00:43:45Plus, I've got the Wednesday factor and she never disappoints.
00:43:47Hey, Enid.
00:43:49I saved your spot at the front.
00:43:51Thanks, Bruno.
00:43:52But I'm, uh, kind of in the middle of something right now.
00:43:55Wednesday!
00:43:57Wednesday!
00:44:00Wednesday!
00:44:03Wednesday!
00:44:07Good evening, Nevermore.
00:44:09Woo!
00:44:10Good evening and welcome to the Founders' Pile.
00:44:13Tonight, we're gonna start by singing the Nevermore Alma Mater.
00:44:19Oh!
00:44:21Oh!
00:44:22Oh!
00:44:25Nevermore forever dreaming
00:44:29Years of study, fun, and screaming
00:44:33Outcast bonds forged in trust
00:44:37While all others turn to dust
00:44:46Forget your outcast, Sergeant
00:44:49Forget your outcast, Sergeant
00:44:50Ravens feast on all our woes
00:44:53In the home of Edgar Allan Poe
00:44:57And evermore
00:45:03And evermore
00:45:05And evermore
00:45:06And evermore
00:45:27I come home in the morning
00:45:30I go to bed
00:45:32And evermore
00:45:33Hello fellow outcasts!
00:45:34And welcome back to Nevermore!
00:45:39I'm your principal, Barry George.
00:45:44And tonight we celebrate a new era!
00:45:51Now I know change can be scary, but you don't have to be afraid.
00:45:55You know why?
00:45:57Because we are outcasts for all!
00:46:03Yes, we are!
00:46:09Winston!
00:46:11You gotta get out of here, they're gonna light this thing any second!
00:46:17All right, all right, now, from now on.
00:46:20I am abolishing the nightshades and all secret societies.
00:46:25The protection of our school falls upon all of us.
00:46:29Therefore, we are all nightshades.
00:46:35Yeah!
00:46:39Now, in the words of that great American outcast, Bruce Springsteen,
00:46:45you can't start a fire without a sport!
00:47:23velocity points,
00:47:24xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx xxx is the highest state.
00:47:30Quincy! Quincy! I'm getting help!
00:47:55Quincy! Quincy!
00:48:26Quincy! We need to put out the fire fire!
00:48:29Prince, hold on to our Wednesday Addams is trapped under the fire!
00:48:44Here she is, right on cue, our student of honor, Wednesday Addams!
00:48:52None of us would be here today without your bravery.
00:48:56Wednesday, would you help me unveil something very special?
00:49:02I have this commission to commemorate how you and your rag-tag group of Nevermore Buddies saved our school!
00:49:19Ha, ha, ha!
00:49:25If you could give us a few words of inspiration to launch us into the new era!
00:49:30Quincy! Quincy! Quincy!
00:49:35Quincy! Quincy! Quincy!
00:49:37Quincy! Quincy!
00:49:39Quincy! Quincy!
00:49:41Quincy! Quincy!
00:49:42Quincy! Quincy!
00:49:45Quincy! Quincy! Quincy!
00:49:50Quincy! Quincy! Quincy!
00:49:51Quincy! Quincy! Quincy!
00:49:55Quincy! Quincy! Quincy!
00:49:58Yeah!
00:50:00Yeah!
00:50:00Tonight...
00:50:01Yeah!
00:50:07...is our banquet of discontent.
00:50:10And we shall gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
00:50:13Yeah!
00:50:16Our fight is just beginning and I'm ripping the Band-Aid off the scab of civility and will not cease
00:50:22until our enemies have been vanquished!
00:50:33And by enemies, I mean any imbecile stupid enough to cheer on some shallow rabble-rousing diatribe like that.
00:50:44You thought I was your hero? I'm not.
00:50:47I always play dirty and I never fight fair.
00:50:50The only side I'm on is my own, and the only place I'll lead you is off a cliff.
00:50:57So do not put me on a pedestal, because I will burn it down.
00:51:28What the hell are you doing?
00:51:30I never agreed to this.
00:51:31So you're gonna torpedo it for the rest of us?
00:51:33You're my best friend, but can you be a little less Wednesday?
00:51:35This is supposed to be our best year ever!
00:52:30You don't schlecht.
00:52:31You're my best friend.
00:52:35This is supposed to be a good class.
00:52:38Oh, my God.
00:53:10Hey, stop!
00:53:12Wednesday, will you wait up?
00:53:46This is all your fault, Wednesday.
00:53:49This is all your fault, Wednesday.
00:53:51I die because of you.
00:53:55I die because of you!
00:54:02Wednesday!
00:54:05I die!
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