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00:20Are you okay?
00:30Are you okay?
01:00Sigh...
01:55you are a lifesaver yeah man yeah we can't thank you enough no hey mad
01:59mad props i could have sworn the guy said south but then all of a sudden we're off the main
02:04road
02:04and then i'm trying to read the map while i'm driving which is a bonehead maneuver and then all
02:09of a sudden bam we're we're in that ditch yeah bam i'm like what the hell you know yes oh
02:14yes and
02:15my coffee mug of coffee my mug of coffee it spills all over my pants i mean just a nightmare
02:21did you so need gps i mean for real
02:47like i said
02:49we couldn't be more grateful
03:06can we just stop them here what then somebody finds them then what people have seen us
03:22you're gonna flood it man i'm not gonna flood it she is not going to flood all right
03:25we're just gonna stay positive right i'm gonna clean up this mess
03:32god damn it see you flooded it all right all right you know what the rv is going to start
03:39now the rv is going to start right now it's gonna start and we're gonna drive it over to
03:44your house my house yes your house we're gonna drive it over there and park it overnight
03:48and then tomorrow oh man not my house shut up
04:06after we finish cleaning up this mess we will go our separate ways our paths will never cross
04:15and we will tell this to no one understood
04:21oh what i can talk now fine that goes double for me
04:31okay okay okay be good to me
04:41yes yes okay okay
05:12oh shit
05:13oh shit
05:40what
05:44you coming out
05:55yeah absolutely
06:10Hey, um, you want to hear something funny?
06:14We had a faculty meeting last Thursday,
06:17and the topic was senior class photos
06:21and how we had instituted a new rule last year
06:25that seniors are allowed to have photos taken
06:27by a photographer of their choice,
06:30you know, not necessarily the photographer
06:32that the school hires, right?
06:34So, um, yeah.
06:37So, anyway, some of the senior girls
06:40were going to that, um, glamour shots place
06:44to have their photos taken,
06:46and now they're bringing us all these photos,
06:49and Joan Epperman, you know Joan,
06:51suddenly has to go through all these photos
06:53and turn them down because they show cleavage.
07:00Did you get enough pancakes, sweetie?
07:03Yeah, I'm good.
07:07You know, even the small busted girls have cleavage.
07:11Apparently there's some new type of brassiere or something.
07:18The wonder bra.
07:21It's the wonder bra.
07:23Yeah?
07:25Okay.
07:31Hey there.
07:32You've reached Walt, Skyler, and Walter Jr.
07:34We can't come to the phone right now,
07:36so please leave us a message.
07:38Hello, Mr. White.
07:40This is AT&T calling.
07:41Are you happy with your, uh, current long-distance service?
07:45Because if you're not,
07:46I would definitely really, really love to talk to you
07:49as soon as possible about...
07:50Hello, hello, hello.
07:51This is Walter White speaking.
07:52You said he was practically dead, okay?
07:55You said he would die any minute.
07:57Listen, uh, I am having breakfast with my family right now,
08:00and I really don't appreciate these sales calls.
08:03Well, too bad, man,
08:05because guess what?
08:06He's still not dead.
08:07I went and put my ear to the RV.
08:09I can hear him, like, rolling around in there, all right?
08:12I think he's awake, man.
08:14I think he's trying to get loose.
08:16Where the hell are you?
08:17I'm freaking out over here.
08:18Calm down, damn it.
08:19Are you going to help me clean this up?
08:21Huh?
08:21We got loose ends here.
08:23Calm down.
08:24I will be there after school.
08:26After school?
08:27Are you shitting me?
08:28Ditch it, man.
08:29Colin's sick.
08:31Listen, uh, that is just not going to work for me.
08:33I'm not interested in that at all,
08:35and, uh, I would appreciate it
08:36if you don't call here anymore.
08:39Damn, they're so annoying, those people.
08:46You have a good day, sweetie.
08:48Okay, Mom.
08:48You too.
08:50Bye, honey.
08:56Dress in.
08:57Okay.
09:11Yo, yo, yo.
09:12One, four, eight.
09:13Three to the three to the six to the nine.
09:15Representing the ABQ.
09:16What up, biatch?
09:18Leave it at the tone.
09:34So, the term chiral derives from the Greek word hand.
09:42Now, the concept here being that just as your left hand
09:47and your right hand are mirror images of one another, right?
09:51Identical and yet opposite.
09:53Well, so too, organic compounds can exist as mirror image forms of one another,
10:00all the way down at the molecular level.
10:02But, although they may look the same, they don't always behave the same.
10:09For instance...
10:15Uh, I'm sorry.
10:19Uh, for instance, uh, thalidomide.
10:22The, the right-handed isomer of the drug thalidomide is a perfectly fine, good medicine
10:29to give to a pregnant woman to prevent morning sickness, but make the mistake of giving that
10:36same pregnant woman the left-handed isomer of the drug thalidomide, and her child will
10:43be born with horrible birth defects, which is precisely what happened in the 1950s.
10:51So, chiral, chorality, mirrored images, right?
10:58Active, inactive, good, bad.
11:06So, yes, Ben?
11:08Is this going to be on the murder?
11:13What?
11:14Is this going to be on the midterm?
11:18Uh, a chirality on the midterm?
11:21No, no, no.
11:22Well, maybe.
11:23Maybe, yes.
11:24Yes, you know, but prepare for it to be on the midterm.
11:28Can't hurt to know it, right?
11:29So, knowledge is power.
11:52No, no, no.
11:57Ah.
12:12Oh, my God.
12:47Oh, no, oh, no.
12:58Not good, not good, not good.
13:40Hey, hey, you.
13:43Hey, listen.
13:46No, no, no, no.
13:51Oh, God.
13:52I want to sing and shout.
13:58Baby, you knock me out.
14:01You know you're moving me.
14:04Oh, you know you're moving me.
14:09Oh, you know you're moving me.
14:12Oh, you know you're moving me.
14:26Oh, my God.
14:42Oh, I got to sing.
14:45Oh, my God.
14:47Oh, my God.
14:48Oh, my God.
14:57MILFs?
14:58MILFs?
14:59What the hell is a MILF?
15:20MILFs?
15:21And now what?
15:27Look, the other one is out in the RV.
15:30He's, uh...
15:31You're sure.
15:32Yes.
15:33You're positive?
15:33Hey, you know what? Feel free to go check it yourself, man.
15:35Yes. Good idea.
15:36Maybe I should do that before he, too, wanders off down the damn street.
15:39Okay, you know what? I'm...
15:40Just, all right! All right!
15:43Just...
15:43The one downstairs, tell me about him.
15:47Oh, come on. Anything, something.
15:48Start with his name, at least.
15:50Crazy Eight.
15:52Crazy Eight.
15:52What the hell does that even mean?
15:54I don't know, man, okay?
15:56It means, like, like, Crazy Eight, okay?
15:58I don't know.
15:59So, you work with him regularly?
16:02No, not him so much.
16:04His cousin, mainly.
16:06Who's his cousin?
16:07The guy out in the RV.
16:09All right, all right, all right.
16:10Crazy Eight's one level higher.
16:13One level higher?
16:15Yeah, you know, not, like, street level.
16:17Higher.
16:18You know how there's, like, a Starbucks on every corner?
16:22Crazy Eight is like the dude that sells Starbucks' beans.
16:25Okay, so he's a distributor.
16:29Okay, so is he...
16:33In other words, what is his reputation for violence?
16:38Well, um, he did try to kill us both yesterday, so there's that.
16:43Look, what I'm trying to say is that he's a distributor, right?
16:47He's a businessman.
16:49He's a man of business.
16:51It would therefore seem to follow that he is capable of acting out of mutual self-interest.
16:55Yes?
16:57What?
16:58Do you think he is capable of listening to reason?
17:04I mean, what kind of reason?
17:06You mean, like, dear Crazy Eight, hey, listen, if I let you go, will you promise not to come back
17:09and waste my entire family?
17:11No Colombian neckties?
17:12You mean that kind of reason?
17:13Nah, man, I can't say as I have high fucking hopes where that's concerned.
17:23What was that?
17:26What was what?
17:36Why the hell do we tie him up?
17:38Oh, God.
17:40Because he was out cold.
17:41Yeah, but what if he's faking it?
17:44You know, like, if it was me, I'd be up faking being knocked out, yo.
17:48And then when the coast is clear, I'd be up looking for weapons and shit, waiting to bounce.
18:10No, see, now if it was me, and I couldn't find a decent enough weapon,
18:22I would just lie back down and find my time.
19:20So now, what do we do?
19:26You keep asking me that, like you think I have some answer.
19:34Well, you gotta do something.
19:36Don't we.
19:37We have got to do something, and I am open to suggestions.
19:40Man, okay, this whole thing was your deal.
19:42Don't you dare put that on me.
19:45You brought those guys out there.
19:47This is your responsibility.
19:48Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth.
19:51Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know.
19:53You want to come cook Crystal?
19:54Please.
19:55I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn't fit in the RV.
20:06What about the, uh, the phosphate gas?
20:09The phosphine gas?
20:11What about it?
20:12What, I mean, do you think it still might kill him?
20:15You know, with like a delayed reaction or something?
20:20I, I don't know.
20:21You're supposed to be a scientist.
20:23Look, this isn't even the issue that demands immediate attention.
20:28We have got a body in that RV, and it's getting warmer outside.
20:33Understand?
20:33And we have got to do something about that soon, and in a way that no one will ever find
20:39it.
20:40Now, that, that last part is very, very important.
20:47Therefore, it seems to me that our best course of action would be chemical disincorporation.
21:00Oh, man, that's messed up.
21:12You're not, you're not serious.
21:17You serious?
21:32I guess we'll both do it together.
21:35No, Mr. White, okay?
21:36I'm not, I'm not good with dead bodies.
21:39Look, we are in this 50-50, okay?
21:46I guess the only other fair way to go about this would be
21:51that one of us deals with the body situation,
21:57while the other one of us deals with the crazy eight situation.
22:10In a scenario like this, I don't suppose it is bad form to just flip a coin.
22:26Heads or tails?
22:27No, I'll do the body and the acid, okay?
22:30Heads or tails?
22:41Heads.
22:42Heads.
23:01That's two out of three.
23:21Yo, yo, yo, one, four, eight, three to the three to the six to the nine,
23:25representing the ABQ.
23:27What up, biatch?
23:28Leave it at the tone.
23:31Hey, Mr. White, it's me.
23:32Pick up.
23:34I got a container question.
23:38Hello, Mr. White.
23:39Pick up the phone, man.
23:41Yes.
23:42Yo, what kind of plastic, man?
23:45Polyethylene.
23:48Well, how the hell am I supposed to know that?
23:49Because I told you, just look at the bottom for a triangle stamped L-D-P-E.
24:00Should be molded right into the plastic.
24:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, L-D-P-E.
24:04Right on, got it.
24:06I don't know, man.
24:07This feels kind of flimsy.
24:10Any decent acid's going to eat right through this.
24:13Not hydrofluoric.
24:14Why not?
24:17Look, you skipped, plowned around, or otherwise jerked off through every lecture I ever gave.
24:25As far as I'm concerned, your chemistry education is over.
24:29Oh, okay.
24:30Be a dick about it.
24:31Jesus.
24:34So, hey, have you, um, have you done the thing?
24:44Yeah, I'm, I'm working up to it.
24:51You know what?
24:52I bet he doesn't even wake up.
24:56You know, not even if you took him to the hospital right now.
25:00No, if it was me, I would just try and think of it like I was, I was doing him
25:05a favor.
25:29I'm going to need to check it.
25:32I'm working up to it.
25:32I'm going to need to check it in.
25:36I'm working up to it.
25:40I'm working up to it.
25:49I'm working up to it.
27:18Who's that?
27:24Don't you fucking play against me, who's that?
27:28Yeah.
27:32I see you.
27:36What you gonna do?
27:39Hey.
27:42Hey!
27:48Hey.
27:50I need some water.
27:53Hey, hello.
27:57I need some water, won't you?
28:01Please.
28:04I need some water.
28:04Hey.
28:04Uh-huh.
28:37Uh-huh.
29:18You don't like the crust?
29:31Where's my cousin Emilio?
29:37He's dead.
30:01Where's my cousin Emilio?
30:05He's dead.
30:07He's dead.
30:09He's dead.
30:14He's dead.
30:15He's dead.
30:24He's dead.
30:27He's dead.
30:35He's dead.
30:37He's dead.
30:39He's dead.
30:40He's dead.
30:46Let's go.
31:33Hey, Mr. White.
31:36Hey, Mr. White.
31:44Are you smoking weed?
31:45Oh, my God.
31:48Wait a minute.
31:49Is that my weed?
31:52What the hell, man?
31:54Make yourself at home, why don't you?
31:56That's true.
32:00So what'd you end up buying?
32:03Nothing.
32:05No store in town sells a plastic bin big enough for a body.
32:10I suppose you could buy two bins and, uh, legs in one, torso in the other.
32:21Oh, God.
32:24I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?
32:34Oh, my God.
32:36So, uh, how'd it go?
32:48You didn't do it?
32:51Not yet.
32:53Oh, God.
32:57Oh, damn.
32:59I gotta go.
33:00What?
33:01No, no, no.
33:01Come back here.
33:03Sorry.
33:04I'll do it tomorrow, I promise.
33:06Tomorrow?
33:07I've got a doctor's appointment.
33:08I gotta go.
33:09Look, stay away from him.
33:11He's awake.
33:15Hey, man, we flipped a coin.
33:19We flipped a coin.
33:27We're good.
33:30We're very good.
33:32We're excellent, I'd say.
33:37Oh, would you look at that face?
33:40Smile, Peanut.
33:46So, who's up for knowing?
33:52I missed it.
33:57Girl.
33:59Girl.
34:00You sure?
34:01Pretty sure.
34:03Well.
34:07Oh, God, can I tell you?
34:09That's exactly what I was hoping.
34:11Yeah?
34:11Yeah.
34:12You remember you said that when she's 16 and starts dating.
34:17Looking fabulous.
34:19Let me see if they're done with the blood sugar,
34:20then we'll get you out of here.
34:22I'll be right back.
34:50I'll be right back.
34:51Who is Jesse Pinkman?
35:02Jesse Pinkman, he, he called just this morning, Walt, please don't deny it, it, it says on his
35:12my shout page he attended when, was he one of your students? Yeah, nobody.
35:23Who, who is he to you? Why, why is he calling? What is this big secret you seem to be
35:29discussing
35:29with some druggy burnout? You don't come home last night until two in the morning, you don't
35:39tell me where you've been. You spent the entire night in the bathroom, Walt. Tell me what's
35:46going on with you. Don't you think you owe me that? Who is this Jesse Pinkman to you?
36:01He sells me pot. He sells you pot. Marijuana, yeah. Not a lot. I mean, I don't know. I kind
36:18of like it. Are you out of your mind? What are you, like 16 years old? Your brother-in-law
36:26is a DEA agent. What, what is wrong with you? Look, Skylar, I just haven't quite been myself
36:42lately. Yeah, no shit. Thanks for noticing. I haven't been myself lately, but I love you.
36:50Nothing about that has changed. Nothing ever will. So right now, what I need is for you to
37:00climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please,
37:13just once, get off my ass? You know, I'd appreciate it. I really would.
37:43Stop.
37:55Stop. Stop in, in 15 minutes.
38:26Your face is too sharp.
38:33Pawn up my ass.
38:56Powder. Powder.
38:59Oh, Jesus.
39:05It's cool.
39:06It's cool.
39:07You're all good, girl.
39:10You're all good.
39:11And the hood is fine.
39:13Just what you need.
39:14Come on.
39:15I think you got it.
39:39Excuse me.
39:42Excuse me.
39:43You.
39:44Yes, you.
39:45May I talk to you?
39:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey.
39:51This is private property.
39:53Just a minute.
39:53I want to talk to you.
39:54No, no, not interested.
39:55Come on.
39:56Hey, don't touch me.
39:57Do not touch me.
40:00All right, all right.
40:00Look, not touching, okay?
40:01Not touching here.
40:02Look, lady, whatever you're selling, I ain't buying, yo.
40:05Well, my name is Skylar White, yo.
40:08My husband is Walter White, yo.
40:12Uh-huh.
40:13He told me everything.
40:16Seriously?
40:17That's right.
40:18And just so you know, my brother-in-law is a DEA agent,
40:25and I will not hesitate to call him.
40:27Not if I have to.
40:29Understood?
40:31This is your one and only warning.
40:35Do not sell marijuana to my husband.
40:41Okay.
40:42I mean it.
40:43Don't call our house again.
40:45You stay away from him,
40:46or you will be one sorry individual.
40:51You get me?
40:53I, uh, I think so, yeah.
40:55Um, no more marijuana.
40:58Mm-hmm.
40:58I can, I can dig it.
41:00You can dig it.
41:02Wonderful.
41:14Not that it's any of my business,
41:15but you might want to consider a different line of work.
41:20Okay.
41:20Thanks.
41:21Thanks.
41:23Thanks.
41:24Thanks.
41:28Thanks.
41:30Thanks.
41:33Thanks.
41:37Thanks.
41:39Thanks.
41:40Thanks.
41:40Thanks.
41:40Thanks.
41:42Thanks.
41:45Thanks.
41:46Thanks.
41:47Thanks.
41:47Thanks.
41:48Thanks.
42:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go to your house, you know.
42:20It's perfect, sis. Let's, uh, let's completely screw up your house so you never want to spend another night in
42:28there.
42:29Sure, you know, why not?
42:33Yeah, I was about to send over my psycho bitch wife to, uh, you know, break your balls and threaten
42:42you.
42:43God, that would be hilarious.
42:44Yeah, and then, you know, the killer in the basement, the one who's completely my responsibility.
42:51Hell, let's just let him live down there.
42:54Just, I don't know, make sure to feed him, like, three times a day.
43:01So long, it's been really amazing.
43:04Thank you so much for the opportunity.
43:06I was tripped about, I don't know, melting bodies.
43:34You got a brother in the goddamn DEA?
43:40What?
43:41You said you were just doing some ride-along.
43:43Yes or no, do you have a brother in the DEA?
43:47He's a brother-in-law.
43:49Oh.
43:50Well, there's a lot off my mind.
43:52Where did you hear that?
43:53Your freaking wife told me when she was here all up in my shit.
43:57Yeah, that's right.
43:59She almost caught me moving, Emilio.
44:02Good job on wearing the pants in the family.
44:05And why'd you go and tell her I was selling you weed?
44:10Because somehow it seemed preferable to admitting that I cooked crystal meth than killed a man.
44:25Is that what I think it is?
44:27Yeah, yeah, it is.
44:28I smoked a ball, so what?
44:29My house, my rules.
44:31Hey, no, no, no, don't give me that, okay?
44:33I held up my end.
44:34I already took care of Emilio.
44:36You're still diddling around trying to get your nut up.
44:39Oh, well, boo-hoo.
44:40I have the truly awful job here.
44:43Oh, you want to talk awful?
44:44You want to go there?
44:45Try dragging 200 pounds of stink up a flight of stairs.
44:49I barely got him in the bathtub.
44:52Bathtub, Wood?
44:54What do you mean, bathtub?
44:55You know, that's another thing.
44:56Why you got me running around town trying to find some stupid piece of plastic
45:00when I have a perfectly good tub I can use?
45:07Oh, God.
45:09Hey, hey!
46:06I'm sorry, what were you asking me?
46:08Oh, yes.
46:10That stupid plastic container I asked you to buy.
46:14You see, hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic.
46:18It will, however, dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic.
46:24So there's that.
46:40Behind the house, the ground has opened up, and it's so deep a hole.
46:50It's so deep a hole.
46:53We're all out.
46:53It sucks the air inside.
46:57It makes a quiet sea sound.
47:00There he goes.
47:07Sometimes stand and linger at the edge
47:12We like to dare each other
47:15How close we can get
47:19And there's a path we've made
47:22If one should fall, the other follows in
47:49I'm in the house, the ground is open there
48:03Two Augen
48:04Three Army
48:08Three Army
48:08Three Army
48:10One Army
48:11Three Army
48:12Four Army
48:12Four Army
48:12One Army
48:12One Army
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