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00:00:08Once upon a time, in a country far away, there were four children who ran away from home.
00:00:24Without their parents?
00:00:27They didn't have any parents.
00:00:30Their parents were dead.
00:00:33They died in a plane crash.
00:00:36How horrible.
00:00:40That's what happened.
00:00:55That's what happened.
00:01:05Turn around, touch the ground, kick your boyfriend out of the house, lemonade, with crunchy ice, slip it once, slip
00:01:14it twice.
00:01:24So much you get.
00:01:26I'm getting out of the road.
00:01:28I'm getting out of the road.
00:02:07You coming back?
00:02:09You want me to?
00:02:11You want to?
00:02:12I'm getting out of the road.
00:02:29Hey.
00:02:31How you doing?
00:02:35I'm going to party.
00:02:53Sam, take off your coat.
00:02:55I got my report card today.
00:02:58Spray days.
00:02:58I made a seat in art.
00:03:05Have you seen my joke book?
00:03:08Hope is lost.
00:03:10I'm tired of hearing those jokes.
00:03:22Sam, go feed the cat.
00:03:26And take off your coat.
00:03:52They buried them, or what was left of them, in a hole they dug in the backyard.
00:03:59Next to the graves of their dead pets.
00:04:04Their pets were on the plane?
00:04:07No, they died of natural causes.
00:04:10It'd have to be a pretty big hole, unless...
00:04:14Unless what?
00:04:15Well, unless there were only a couple pieces left, like their heads, or an arm, or a leg.
00:04:23You are disgusting.
00:04:25Hey, I'm not the one who made a plane crash.
00:04:36So, they're living in the house.
00:04:39A big, enormous castle.
00:04:43All by themselves.
00:04:44I thought you said they ran away from home.
00:04:46Let me tell the story, would you?
00:04:49Okay, that's what you said.
00:04:53There.
00:04:56My joke book isn't here.
00:05:01Sam.
00:05:03If you wear your coat in the house, it won't keep you warm when you go outside.
00:05:07I know.
00:05:09I know.
00:05:09I know.
00:05:40They hadn't run away.
00:05:41They hadn't run away yet because they couldn't get out of the house.
00:05:48Everything was locked from the outside.
00:05:52All the doors were locked and the windows.
00:05:56Trapped like rats.
00:05:58Held prisoner.
00:06:00By who?
00:06:01A mad scientist.
00:06:02No.
00:06:04By the authorities.
00:06:07Why?
00:06:11Because...
00:06:14Because they knew things they weren't supposed to know.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43What?
00:06:46They caught her.
00:06:48Finally.
00:06:50Why couldn't they just leave her alone?
00:06:53Because she robbed a bank, dummy.
00:06:57They're saying she was brainwashed.
00:06:59Bullshit.
00:07:00They're the ones who brainwash people.
00:07:03Brainwashed?
00:07:04What does that mean?
00:07:04That means somebody makes you think something that you know isn't true.
00:07:08How do they do that?
00:07:10They just keep telling you lies until you believe them.
00:07:16She's in prison now.
00:07:18That's where they put bank robbers.
00:07:30Maybe she'll escape.
00:08:17You talk to someone else too much.
00:08:24Take off your shirt.
00:08:25It's cold in here.
00:08:27We'll see.
00:09:09I'll do it.
00:09:25I'll do it.
00:09:25I'll do it.
00:09:33I'll do it.
00:09:39I'll do it.
00:09:51Wait, maybe we should stop.
00:09:53No!
00:09:54What about...
00:09:55I've been taking birth control pills.
00:09:58Where'd you get them from?
00:10:00Who cares?
00:10:01I got them.
00:10:02Don't you want to?
00:10:04Yeah, of course I do.
00:10:10It's gonna hurt.
00:10:15Do it.
00:10:47Oh.
00:10:49Oh.
00:10:53Oh.
00:10:57Oh.
00:10:59Oh.
00:11:03Oh.
00:11:08Stop it.
00:11:35Shit.
00:11:37Shit.
00:11:38Shit.
00:12:13Where are my children?
00:12:18Janie?
00:12:26Hi, Mommy.
00:12:28Oh, sweet angel.
00:12:31What did you do today?
00:12:33I took a test in geography.
00:12:35We had to fill in all the states on the map
00:12:37and in state capitals.
00:12:39I knew them all.
00:12:41How did I get such a perfect little girl?
00:12:45Where did you come from?
00:12:46You know where?
00:12:49Where?
00:12:51From you and Daddy.
00:13:07What's the matter, Mommy?
00:13:08Oh, nothing.
00:13:10I just, I went to the doctor.
00:13:12I was feeling a little sick.
00:13:15Poor Mommy.
00:13:20I don't think I have a fever.
00:13:26I don't think I have a fever.
00:13:26I have a fever.
00:13:27I don't think I have a fever.
00:13:32I have a fever.
00:13:33I don't think I have a fever.
00:13:48I'm a fever.
00:13:48I'm a fever.
00:14:00Goddamn son of a bitch.
00:14:03Where's Maggie?
00:14:04I don't know.
00:14:08Hi, Sammy.
00:14:10Hey, Mom.
00:14:11Where were you?
00:14:12In the garage.
00:14:14What were you doing?
00:14:15Nothing.
00:14:16You were breathing, weren't you?
00:14:18If you were really doing nothing, you'd be dead.
00:14:23Brainwashed.
00:14:29Are you alright?
00:14:32Of course I'm alright.
00:14:45What shall we have for dinner?
00:14:54How about eggs and bacon?
00:14:59Mmm.
00:15:00And toast.
00:15:01Yummy.
00:15:07What's for dinner?
00:15:09Bacon, eggs, and bacon.
00:15:12That's breakfast, Mom.
00:15:13You missed it.
00:15:18What were you and Ryan doing in the garage?
00:15:23Don't walk away from me.
00:15:38You promised me you won't grow up to be like your sister.
00:15:43I promise.
00:15:45I promise.
00:15:47I promise.
00:15:49I promise.
00:15:51I promise.
00:15:54I promise.
00:15:57I promise.
00:15:58I promise.
00:16:02I promise.
00:16:08I promise.
00:16:09I promise.
00:16:20I don't know.
00:17:04I don't know.
00:17:13I don't know.
00:17:14Shut up.
00:17:19I'm counting my money.
00:17:22Well, shut up.
00:17:25You shut up.
00:17:26Shh.
00:17:28You're brainwashed.
00:17:38If the doors are locked, there has to be another way out.
00:17:41The roof.
00:17:43Too dangerous.
00:17:45It's five stories high.
00:17:46They could jump off the roof into the snow.
00:17:49Snow?
00:17:50Yeah!
00:17:51All right.
00:17:53They climbed to the top of the roof and jumped off into the snow.
00:17:58They started to run away, but...
00:18:03But what?
00:18:05A cop saw them jump.
00:18:07And he came after them.
00:18:16They had to think of something quick.
00:18:19I know.
00:18:20Something bold.
00:18:22I know.
00:18:24Something brilliant.
00:18:25I know.
00:18:28What?
00:18:29Possum.
00:18:32Play dead?
00:18:35It's perfect.
00:18:38It's perfect.
00:18:38It's perfect.
00:18:39Oh.
00:18:53It's perfect.
00:18:55Yeah, I can't do it.
00:19:05It's perfect.
00:19:06It's perfect.
00:19:31Daddy!
00:19:33Hello, sweetheart.
00:19:38How was your day?
00:19:40Fine.
00:19:40How was yours?
00:19:42Well, not bad.
00:19:44Hello, Donna.
00:19:46Hello, Martin.
00:19:47How are you?
00:19:49How are you?
00:19:50Fine.
00:19:52Mommy went to the doctor.
00:19:54She did?
00:19:55I wasn't feeling well.
00:19:56Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:57It's not your fault.
00:20:04Can I fix you another drink?
00:20:06That would be nice.
00:20:07Janie, would you like a drink?
00:20:09That would be nice.
00:20:26What's my drink go?
00:20:28Well, I'll try to remember where you were the last time you had it.
00:20:32But I can't remember this.
00:20:35That's how you find it.
00:20:41Okay.
00:20:42There you go, princess.
00:20:43One soda pop on the rocks.
00:20:46Okay.
00:21:03There's a dent in your car.
00:21:08Did you hit something or did something hit you?
00:21:13Want insurance pay for it?
00:21:16It helps if you tell them what happened.
00:21:22Maybe someone hit the car while it was parked.
00:21:25That sounds right.
00:21:37Hi, son.
00:21:39Hey, Dad.
00:21:40It's time to wash your hands for dinner.
00:21:43They're not dirty.
00:21:44It's a good policy to wash them anyway.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:58Dinner is ready.
00:22:06Hello, Christian.
00:22:08Hi, Dad.
00:22:09You been reading?
00:22:11Uh-huh.
00:22:13Sarah, go tell your sister to come to summer.
00:22:17Maggie!
00:22:18Dinner!
00:22:20Bacon and eggs.
00:22:22I always liked having bacon and eggs for dinner.
00:22:25It feels kind of special.
00:22:27Like we're getting up early and going somewhere.
00:22:30Yes.
00:22:31We could be eating breakfast in the middle of the night before starting out on a trip.
00:22:34Too teeny.
00:22:35No, the South Pole.
00:22:37Outer space.
00:22:43Maggie, where would you choose to go?
00:22:46Anywhere.
00:22:51Well, I saw they caught Patty Hearst.
00:22:57She said she wouldn't let herself be taken alive.
00:22:59She knew if she was dead, everyone would just say she was crazy instead of having to face the truth.
00:23:03The truth is, she's a terrorist.
00:23:05She's a resistance fighter.
00:23:07Well, you have to be occupied to put up a resistance.
00:23:10She is occupied.
00:23:12By the system.
00:23:13The system.
00:23:15Well, there is a system of sorts.
00:23:17A social and political system that exerts a measure of control.
00:23:21You're brainwashed, Dad.
00:23:24Over our actions.
00:23:26Dad, you're brainwashed.
00:23:28And our thoughts.
00:23:30Sam, you shouldn't stare at someone's face.
00:23:32You say it behind their backs.
00:23:37I need another drink.
00:23:40What's up with spelling bee?
00:23:42Spelling bee?
00:23:43With all my good spellers?
00:23:45Yeah.
00:23:47Well, okay.
00:23:49Let's see.
00:23:53Janie.
00:23:55Can you spell familiar?
00:23:59Familiar.
00:24:01F-A-N-I-L-I-A-R.
00:24:06Good.
00:24:07Now, Christian.
00:24:09Can you spell sanctuary?
00:24:12What's a sanctuary?
00:24:14It's a special place.
00:24:16A protected place.
00:24:17Like a hiding place.
00:24:23Sanctuary.
00:24:26S-A-N-C-T-U-A-R-Y.
00:24:29Right.
00:24:30You see, spelling is a skill.
00:24:33You don't have to know what a word means to be able to spell it.
00:24:37Okay, Maggie.
00:24:39How about habeas corpus?
00:24:43That's Latin.
00:24:44Well, it's a legal term.
00:24:49H-A-B-E-U-S.
00:24:54C-O-R-P-U-S.
00:24:57Not quite.
00:24:59It's H-A-B-E-A-S.
00:25:02I said it was Latin.
00:25:05It's fair.
00:25:06It's an English language.
00:25:08Sam, it's your turn.
00:25:12Can you spell...
00:25:14soap?
00:25:15Why don't you give Mom a word?
00:25:17Soap. S-O-I-P.
00:25:19Good, son.
00:25:21I got an A in spelling.
00:25:23You did.
00:25:23Why don't you give Mom a word to spell?
00:25:29Did you get a report card today, Sam?
00:25:34Sam?
00:25:35Yeah?
00:25:37Where is it?
00:25:38Let's see if she can spell.
00:25:40Your mother isn't in the spelling bee.
00:25:42Why not?
00:25:42For God's sake, Martin.
00:25:43Do something.
00:25:52Donna.
00:25:55Can you spell...
00:25:59matrimonial?
00:26:04As in matrimonial law?
00:26:07I did marry a lawyer, didn't I?
00:26:10Yes.
00:26:12M-A-T-R-I-M-O-N-I-A-M.
00:26:19Good.
00:26:28Sammy, give me your report card.
00:26:33You made all A's.
00:26:37And one C.
00:26:42That's excellent, Sam.
00:26:42I want to see it.
00:27:06All A's.
00:27:08And one C.
00:27:08That's excellent, Sam.
00:27:11It is.
00:27:12Don't you worry about the C.
00:27:14You can probably still get into college.
00:27:29I'm drunk.
00:27:34That must be the Matz.
00:27:36I'll get it.
00:27:40Janie, can you spell damnation?
00:27:44Is that yours?
00:27:45Maggie.
00:27:46Hello!
00:27:47Hey!
00:27:48Come on in.
00:27:49Can I fix you a drink, Clark?
00:27:51Yes, please.
00:27:52I'll have what you're having.
00:27:54Scotch?
00:27:56Nadia, the usual?
00:27:57What else?
00:27:59We were just having a spelling bee.
00:28:01Hello, Pantwell children.
00:28:03Hello, Mrs. Mal.
00:28:08A report card?
00:28:10That's Sam.
00:28:12Can I look?
00:28:16Don't!
00:28:20He made all As.
00:28:22You are smart children, I know that.
00:28:24Go upstairs.
00:28:26And don't forget your report card.
00:28:31Sam, stand up.
00:28:33No, act right.
00:28:35Come on.
00:28:35I want you to take these.
00:28:39Go on.
00:28:40Yeah, good boy.
00:28:43Well, it's nice...
00:28:44What have you been waiting for?
00:28:45To be here.
00:28:46I don't know.
00:28:46Come on.
00:28:47Come on.
00:28:48Come on.
00:28:53Hi!
00:28:59Oh, you got...
00:29:00That looks like a little...
00:29:01You look like a little, man.
00:29:24Okay, they all played possum.
00:29:34The cop walked around and looked at each one of them very, very closely.
00:29:43But they didn't move and didn't make a sound.
00:29:51They didn't even breathe.
00:29:56They all laid so quiet and still that he couldn't detect a single sign of life.
00:30:04Shhh.
00:30:32I don't think there's cheerleading in the Olympics.
00:30:35But I wish there was.
00:30:38I wish there was.
00:30:40I would watch the Olympics.
00:30:42Fantastic.
00:30:43If there was cheerleading in the Olympics.
00:30:46Plane possum worked?
00:30:48Try some scotch.
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:54When the cop finally believed they were dead, he went off to get help.
00:31:00So they ran for the beach.
00:31:02And jumped in a boat.
00:31:03A sailboat.
00:31:05And sailed away.
00:31:13Jenny, you're just making more work for me being in here.
00:31:17How am I making more work for you?
00:31:19You just are because I always have to take care of you.
00:31:22You're not taking care of me right now?
00:31:23Yes, I am.
00:31:25So how are the children?
00:31:27Oh, children.
00:31:28Fine.
00:31:30USA, Donna.
00:31:32Hey.
00:31:32Have you got a joke for us, Jane?
00:31:34I can't remember.
00:31:36Oh.
00:31:37Come on.
00:31:37You can remember at least one, can't you?
00:31:41I need the book, but I can remember a little bit.
00:31:43Oh.
00:31:44Just tell us the part you remember.
00:31:45I bet it will still be funny.
00:31:46Yeah.
00:31:50Okay, so a man said, no wait, he liked two girls.
00:31:55One named Kate and the other named Edith.
00:31:58One spade.
00:32:00I can't remember the rest.
00:32:02But at the end, he says, I want to have my Kate and Edith too.
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:09Kid needed two.
00:32:10That's good.
00:32:11That's great.
00:32:12I'm good.
00:32:13She doesn't get it.
00:32:14Children are wonderful.
00:32:16This one is.
00:32:17Pass.
00:32:20Two spades.
00:32:22They're so easy to love.
00:32:23They don't ask for anything.
00:32:24They just accept what you give them.
00:32:26Why do we ever grow up?
00:32:28Why can't we stay children forever?
00:32:29Janey, you have homework to do.
00:32:32Children can be selfish, demanding, and cruel.
00:32:37How would you know?
00:32:40I was a child.
00:32:45Three hearts.
00:32:47Janey, come on.
00:32:48Let's get out of here.
00:32:51Good night, homie.
00:32:52Good night, darling.
00:32:54Good night, Janey.
00:32:55Good night, Mrs. Notts.
00:32:58Good night.
00:32:58Good night, Janey.
00:32:59Good night, Mrs. Notts.
00:33:00Good night.
00:33:01Good night.
00:33:04Go on.
00:33:04Good night.
00:33:05I'll be up in a few minutes.
00:33:06Where were we?
00:33:08I bet three hearts.
00:33:09Good night, Princess.
00:33:12Four.
00:33:14Space.
00:33:16Pass.
00:33:16Pass.
00:33:19Pass.
00:33:20I guess that makes me the dummy.
00:33:23Here we go.
00:33:24Not the first time.
00:33:26Two, two, three.
00:33:32No, no.
00:33:34Three.
00:33:38Two, two, three.
00:33:42It's my mouth.
00:33:43It's just my mouth.
00:33:45It looks we're good.
00:33:47I wanted to drink of seemed like this.
00:33:52It's an empty one.
00:33:54To a more difficult time like this.
00:34:05Oh, my God.
00:34:28Oh, my God.
00:34:54Oh, my God.
00:35:30Oh, my God.
00:35:31Dad.
00:35:32Just because your mother smokes doesn't mean it's okay for you to smoke.
00:35:40Dad?
00:35:42Yes.
00:35:53What does habeas corpus mean?
00:35:56Ah, produce the body.
00:35:59A writ of habeas corpus means a prisoner must be brought before the court to determine if they are being
00:36:04legally held.
00:36:08Oh.
00:36:11Good night, Dad.
00:36:12Good night, Maggie.
00:36:23Okay.
00:36:25Okay.
00:36:25I see how you are.
00:36:26All right.
00:36:27I'll give you that one.
00:36:28You're welcome.
00:36:29Great start, honey.
00:36:30Wow.
00:36:31Right out there.
00:36:32I'm pacing myself.
00:36:36Oh, my God.
00:36:38Oh, my God.
00:36:38Oh, my God.
00:36:39Oh, my God.
00:36:40Oh, my God.
00:36:59A country where children don't have to have parents.
00:37:02Oh, my God.
00:37:16What's it called?
00:37:18Oh, my God.
00:37:21Oh, my God.
00:37:29What's it called?
00:37:42I don't know.
00:38:05Sam, have you done your homework?
00:38:08No.
00:38:10Do you know. I'll help you.
00:38:11I don't want to.
00:38:13Don't you want to get all A's again?
00:38:15No, I want to get all C's.
00:38:22I can't remember this part.
00:38:31It's good.
00:38:36Great fun.
00:38:38Goodbye.
00:38:40Bonnie.
00:38:42Bonnie.
00:38:45And then come up.
00:38:48And then come up.
00:38:50And then come up.
00:38:51Here.
00:38:59Hello.
00:39:03Yes, just a moment, please.
00:39:14Hello?
00:39:16Hi.
00:39:19No, she didn't say anything.
00:39:24I told you, she didn't even notice.
00:39:286-1-5.
00:39:29Not tonight.
00:39:30They've got company.
00:39:32Right?
00:39:34Who else?
00:39:36No, you shouldn't come over tonight.
00:39:38It's not a good idea.
00:39:40Then Ryan, let me talk to you.
00:39:41I have to go, I'll talk to you later.
00:39:43Come on, I just want to say hello, Ryan sweetheart.
00:39:45It's Donna.
00:39:45How are you?
00:39:49I know you were over here this afternoon.
00:39:51You didn't even come in and say hello to me.
00:39:56Why don't you come on over right now?
00:39:59No, I'm sure that you wouldn't mind.
00:40:02What is the matter with you?
00:40:14What did Ryan say?
00:40:15Ouch!
00:40:16I have to get the nods out.
00:40:21Uh, he wanted to come over.
00:40:24He loves you.
00:40:27Ow, you're hurting me!
00:40:29Do you want me to brush your hair or not?
00:40:31No, I'll do it.
00:40:32No?
00:40:33I'll do it.
00:40:41You don't know what love is.
00:40:43Yes, I do.
00:40:45It fills you up.
00:40:47It makes you feel happy and full.
00:40:51No.
00:40:53It's the opposite.
00:40:56You know that feeling you get here when you slip on the stairs?
00:40:59For one second it's like the whole world is a hole you're falling into.
00:41:04That's what love feels like.
00:41:07Like you're falling down a hole inside yourself.
00:41:12Do you love Ryan?
00:41:17No.
00:41:29Sam, do you have to go to the bathroom?
00:41:34No.
00:41:37No.
00:41:50No.
00:41:51No, no.
00:41:51We don't have any Bobby Darin.
00:41:53There's a couple reasons I like this album.
00:41:56Which album?
00:41:57Yeah.
00:42:03Well, it's a nice...
00:42:10Yeah.
00:42:15No, it's not good.
00:42:16No, it's not good.
00:42:20I was so...
00:42:21I was so...
00:42:22I was so...
00:42:22I was so...
00:42:25I was so...
00:42:52I like Mr. and Mrs. Knotts.
00:42:55They're idiots.
00:42:56Why are they idiots?
00:42:58Because they come over here every night.
00:42:59Mom and Daddy like them.
00:43:01They're beanbags.
00:43:02Shut up, I can't concentrate while you're talking.
00:43:06Dad could beat Mr. Knotts in an arm wrestling match any day.
00:43:10Mom could beat Mrs. Knotts too.
00:43:11Shut up.
00:43:13Grownups don't arm wrestle.
00:43:24You win.
00:43:36They sailed far away from my hand.
00:43:39Far from everything.
00:43:41And then, one day, when the younger girl was fishing, something jerked the line so hard it pulled her overboard.
00:43:51She held onto the line as the fish dragged her away.
00:43:54And then, the line broke.
00:43:58And the fish slammed away.
00:44:03She floated, waiting for the boat to find her.
00:44:07But it didn't come.
00:44:11At night, God pulls the covers up over the earth and puts it to bed.
00:44:17The world never goes to bed.
00:44:19While one half is asleep, the other half is always awake.
00:44:22But it keeps the light on.
00:44:23That's why you see stars.
00:44:26They're little tiny holes in the blanket for the light to come through.
00:44:30That's not what the stars are.
00:44:32Space is empty and the stars are on fire.
00:44:35Nuh-uh.
00:44:35Mommy told me when I was a little girl.
00:44:38Mom's a well-known liar.
00:44:39She was just telling you a story.
00:44:42No.
00:44:43Another stupid, drunk story.
00:44:45Don't say that.
00:44:49Take it back.
00:44:58You have to take it back.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:11I take it back.
00:45:18I want my mommy.
00:45:29And just when she was about to drown, she turned around and there was an island.
00:45:35She laid down in the sand half dead.
00:45:39The next day, she heard voices and saw some natives making a fire on the beach.
00:45:44She's already half cooked by the sun, so it won't take long, one of them said.
00:45:49And then the chief's son, who was handsome, said,
00:45:53She is beautiful.
00:45:55She is beautiful.
00:45:55I'd rather not eat her.
00:45:57And then another said,
00:46:00No, Takuna.
00:46:01She will feed us for a week.
00:46:05Then Takuna said to her,
00:46:07My tribe is hungry.
00:46:09Help us and I will spare you.
00:46:11And then she reached into her pocket and pulled out some seeds and said,
00:46:17I have beans and corn and tomatoes and apples.
00:46:23We will plant them and you'll have a garden.
00:46:26Never be hungry again.
00:46:29So the ERA is unnecessary if you want equality guaranteed by law.
00:46:35I have a dream in marriage building.
00:46:39And women being drafted.
00:46:42Things will change.
00:46:44This little one may have to fight in a war someday.
00:46:46Can you imagine?
00:46:49The finish has come off.
00:46:53Hi, sweetheart. What are you doing down here?
00:46:56Maggie said I was stupid.
00:46:58Oh, you're not stupid, sweetheart.
00:47:01You can tell Maggie that I said you're smarter than she is.
00:47:09I have to stay here with you.
00:47:11Now the little con artist comes out.
00:47:15For five minutes, I won't say anything.
00:47:17No, you have to go back upstairs.
00:47:20We're having a grown-up evening.
00:47:23Ugh.
00:47:28I found my joke book.
00:47:30I'll tell you a joke.
00:47:31Janie.
00:47:33There was one to look up.
00:47:35Janie.
00:47:35She was very, very poor.
00:47:38I think you'd better go on upstairs now, Janie, like your mother says.
00:47:44Maggie said the stars are on fire.
00:47:46She said God doesn't pull the covers over us at night.
00:47:50Well, the stars are on fire and God is very busy.
00:47:53She's just very tired.
00:47:55Hey, you tell Maggie that I said to put you to bed.
00:48:00Now?
00:48:01Now.
00:48:03Good night, Janie.
00:48:06Good night, Janie.
00:48:07Good night, Janie.
00:48:10Good night, Janie.
00:48:19She's exhausted.
00:48:20Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't.
00:48:25Shhhhhhhh.
00:48:28You can wear them on.
00:48:31Air support, air support, air support.
00:48:34Janie?
00:48:37And then Takuna kissed her, and the natives danced around her.
00:48:44Then Takuna asked her to marry him, and she said yes.
00:48:48And they went to go live in his treehouse.
00:48:54What about the boat?
00:48:56Well, one day, a year later, the boat came to the island.
00:49:00A year?
00:49:03What could they be doing for a year?
00:49:06Never mind.
00:49:10I'm going to dance with his wife.
00:49:12I'm going to dance with his wife.
00:49:14Don't step on her toes.
00:49:16She doesn't like that.
00:49:20Do you guys have whipped cream?
00:49:23Well, we can whip some up.
00:49:29Jamie?
00:49:31I'm not conciding.
00:49:39Oh, Sam!
00:49:48No, you can't come out here.
00:49:51Wow.
00:49:53Oh, great.
00:49:55Wow.
00:49:57It's different from up here.
00:50:02we're on a spaceship
00:50:04we've been traveling the universe
00:50:06but now we're going home to our own planet
00:50:08Megatron
00:50:11Navigator, where are we?
00:50:12Lost in space, Captain
00:50:13but I can find our way out of here
00:50:15We must be tangled up in the blanket
00:50:18Tie up the prisoner
00:50:19Don't try to escape
00:50:21I'll set our course for Megatron
00:50:25They sailed south by southeast
00:50:28navigating by the stars
00:50:29Warp Factor 5, full speed
00:50:33past the Bermuda Triangle
00:50:34between Africa and South America
00:50:37It's going to get rough
00:50:39One day, the sky went dark
00:50:41and the wind started to blow
00:50:43and the ocean threw the boat around like a ball
00:50:46Oh God, God help us
00:50:48Christian, be careful
00:50:49And right in front of them was a ship
00:50:50with a hundred sails on it
00:50:52As the boat drifted closer
00:50:54they saw pirates
00:50:56smelly pirates
00:50:57with tattoos and missing teeth
00:50:58Aliens, aliens, take them out
00:51:00The pirates threw a big net down on them
00:51:02and hoisted them up over the deck
00:51:04Then Redbeard, the captain, said
00:51:07Ah, I spy a young man
00:51:09of fancy pants
00:51:11We'll have to get rid of him
00:51:13So they put him on the plank
00:51:15And all the pirates were yelling
00:51:17Walk the plank
00:51:18Walk the plank
00:51:20So he walks out onto the edge
00:51:22and looks down into the ocean
00:51:24Captain, it's a meteor
00:51:26The steering mechanism
00:51:27It's jam
00:51:28I can't control the ship
00:51:29There's a triple backflip
00:51:30with a half twist
00:51:31Christian
00:51:31into the ocean
00:51:32Christian!
00:51:34Christian!
00:51:34Christian!
00:51:35Christian!
00:51:41I'm coming!
00:51:51Is someone hurt?
00:51:56Oh, the kids just wanted to play, um, emergency room
00:51:59So I was just getting some stuff
00:52:02Yeah
00:52:02Don't let anyone get hurt
00:52:03Oh, well
00:52:05Me-Meggy
00:52:09Remember when you won the sixth grade spelling bee?
00:52:13We worked on it every night
00:52:15learning all those words
00:52:17What was that word?
00:52:19The winning word?
00:52:21I don't remember
00:52:22Uh, yeah, uh
00:52:26Ichthyophagus
00:52:30I-C-H-T-H-Y-L-P-H-A-G-O-U-S
00:52:37Fish eating
00:52:42Good night, Dad
00:52:43Maggie
00:52:48Is there
00:52:49Do you need help with anything?
00:52:55Uh, any problems
00:52:57I can help you with?
00:53:04I can handle it
00:53:05I can handle it
00:53:23Oh
00:53:24I was just trying to scare you
00:53:28You scared me
00:53:30You scared me
00:53:30Me too
00:53:31I thought I was flying off to
00:53:34It's okay, Sammy
00:53:36Don't cry
00:53:38Yeah
00:53:40I'm fine, see
00:53:42I thought I was flying off to Ruth with you
00:54:00who wants ice cream
00:54:03I got a joke
00:54:05so
00:54:07this guy
00:54:07this oil tech here
00:54:09goes to Los Angeles, California
00:54:11on a big old plane
00:54:12and he gets there
00:54:12and he checks in
00:54:13this big old hotel
00:54:14he wants a drink
00:54:15so he goes to the bar
00:54:16and there's this pretty
00:54:17little lady at the other end
00:54:20so he goes to chat with her
00:54:22and they start
00:54:22putting down
00:54:24double drinks
00:54:25rounds and rounds
00:54:26and they get hungry
00:54:27right?
00:54:28so they go to the bar
00:54:29they go to the
00:54:30restaurant in the hotel
00:54:32and they order
00:54:32the biggest steaks
00:54:33on the menu
00:54:34and this big huge
00:54:35fancy flaming french dessert
00:54:37and then he says
00:54:39man, would you like
00:54:40go to my room
00:54:40it is the biggest sweet
00:54:42in the whole hotel
00:54:43so they go up there
00:54:46and they start
00:54:47fooling around
00:54:48and he takes off
00:54:49his big old cowboy
00:54:51and he takes off
00:54:52his big old cowboy boots
00:54:53and he unbubbed his
00:54:55big old cowboy belt buckle
00:54:57and he drops his pants
00:54:58and he says
00:55:00ma'am, we're just gonna have
00:55:02to warn you
00:55:02I'm from Fort Worth, Texas
00:55:04and I am big
00:55:05and he takes off his underwear
00:55:07and shows what he's talking about
00:55:10and he spreads her legs open
00:55:13and he thrusts himself inside her
00:55:15and he stops
00:55:17and he looks down
00:55:20and he looks back up
00:55:22on her in amazement
00:55:23he says
00:55:25golly ma'am
00:55:26what part of Texas
00:55:27are you from?
00:55:39what part of Texas
00:55:41are you from?
00:55:44what part of Texas
00:55:45are you from, man?
00:55:47the pink bear
00:55:48oh, hello
00:55:49who's this dog?
00:55:53come on, it's not that big
00:55:55it's more like the Rio Grande
00:55:57stop
00:55:58you know what I'm saying
00:55:59to me
00:55:59stop
00:56:02oh
00:56:03oh
00:56:11Martin, don't look at me like that
00:56:13god
00:56:17we're all grown-ups here, right?
00:56:24oh
00:56:24not your wife
00:56:25you didn't know
00:56:30did you know?
00:56:37you didn't bother to hide it
00:56:39did you?
00:56:44now we all know
00:56:46you could have had the decency
00:56:47the decency to lie
00:56:48the decency
00:56:49the decency
00:56:50the decency
00:56:51not to bring it into this house
00:56:52this is my home
00:56:56I will bring my life
00:56:57all of it
00:56:58into my home
00:57:04I'm going to get
00:57:05another drink
00:57:06I'm going to get
00:57:07you know what I know
00:57:08how many times are you
00:57:09I know
00:57:10and I think
00:57:10I'm going to get
00:57:10to the next
00:57:10that is
00:57:11the decency
00:57:11you know
00:57:11the decency
00:57:12you know
00:57:23the decency
00:57:24the decency
00:57:47Maggie?
00:58:12They sailed to the bottom of the world.
00:58:18It was cold, it was freezing, and the boat ran into an iceberg and got stuck.
00:58:30So they got out to push it, and all the other kids jumped back on the boat.
00:58:37But the little boy was standing on an iceberg, and it was flying away from the boat.
00:58:44And then he couldn't even see the boat anymore because there was a blizzard and a giant snowman
00:58:49all around him, 20 feet tall, staring at him with white eyes.
00:59:06Oh, shit.
00:59:38Oh, goddammit.
00:59:41Mom?
00:59:46What's wrong?
00:59:53I'm sick.
00:59:59Are you sick to your stomach?
01:00:03I'm just sick.
01:00:05I'm just sick.
01:00:06Sick to everything.
01:00:17Have you my drink?
01:00:21You should take it easy on that stuff.
01:00:25I'll take that under advisement.
01:00:29I just, I think...
01:00:31I don't care what you think about it.
01:00:37You don't care what I think about anything.
01:00:44You hate me.
01:00:48I don't hate you, Maggie.
01:00:54You can't hate your own child.
01:00:57It's too much a part of you.
01:01:01It's too much like you.
01:01:04I don't want to be like you.
01:01:09Not really that bad.
01:01:12I just want to be different.
01:01:15Who I want to be.
01:01:21Go get your hopes up.
01:01:30Is that why you're fooling around with Mr. Knott's?
01:01:37I saw you.
01:01:42Whatever you think you saw me.
01:01:44Are you fucking him too?
01:01:51You feel better now?
01:01:52No.
01:01:53No.
01:01:54Now I need another drink.
01:01:59Sorry, that's not funny.
01:02:01No.
01:02:02You're a riot, Mom.
01:02:05We all think so.
01:02:07Me and Christian and Janie and Sam.
01:02:11This isn't about you.
01:02:13You try to make everything about you.
01:02:16But this is my life.
01:02:17This is about me.
01:02:28Truth or consequences?
01:02:32What's consequences?
01:02:35Just say truth.
01:02:37No one wants consequences.
01:02:39Truth?
01:02:42Okay.
01:02:43What's the worst thing you've ever done?
01:02:48I went to bed when I stayed at Aunt Jean's house.
01:02:52That's not a bad thing.
01:02:54That's an accident.
01:02:56Maggie!
01:02:58We're sleeping up here tonight.
01:03:00Why?
01:03:01Because I said so.
01:03:04Okay, bossy.
01:03:06I brought turd.
01:03:37Where?
01:03:37I'm going to sleep.
01:03:37I'm I'm going to sleep.
01:03:41I'm going to sleep.
01:03:41Oh, I can't sleep.
01:03:43I can't sleep.
01:03:43I can sleep.
01:03:43Huh.
01:03:51Huh.
01:03:51Huh, huh.
01:03:54Huh.
01:03:55Huh.
01:03:56Huh.
01:03:56Huh.
01:04:24I can't sleep.
01:04:26Me neither.
01:04:31Me neither.
01:04:34I guess no one can sleep tonight.
01:04:38Tell us a story.
01:04:40You tell me a story.
01:04:43You start.
01:05:07You tell me a story.
01:05:14Who went away from home?
01:05:15Without their parents?
01:05:18They didn't have any parents.
01:05:27they sailed far out to sea past the last known country into uncharted waters where no adult
01:05:36had ever been until they reached their destination child land this would make a good novel
01:05:52one i'd like to read everywhere there were pizza shops and bakeries and bowling alleys and swimming
01:06:01pools you seem to be enjoying yourself what's wrong with that then she started noticing there
01:06:06were lots of 16 year olds but no 17 year olds finally a kid told her they get too old
01:06:11for
01:06:12child land so we put them to sleep otherwise they would become grown-ups and take over the country
01:06:17you cannot just do whatever you please watch me
01:06:40well i guess we're in this together aren't we
01:06:59so she went underground and joined the resistance movement that was trying to save the lives of
01:07:04teenagers in captivity but the other kids wanted to find her and get back together she sent
01:07:10them a message in code every number stood for a different letter the message said
01:07:23maggie i want you to come downstairs
01:07:33i'll be back soon
01:07:38go to sleep
01:07:40maggie
01:08:04who's this
01:08:06maggie
01:08:08your mother is trying to destroy this family please
01:08:11martin leave her out of it i want her to see how much she's hurting you
01:08:16you want to be a family don't you you want a mother
01:08:21martin it's too late for all this it's not too late
01:08:25we are still a family
01:08:29tell her maggie
01:08:36tell her
01:08:36tell her
01:08:53you tell him
01:08:55it's your baby
01:09:01i want to be a father
01:09:11dad no
01:09:15okay
01:09:18and
01:09:18can you
01:09:18hard
01:09:18yes
01:09:19i
01:09:27can you
01:09:41give me
01:09:59I don't know.
01:10:36We have to finish the story.
01:10:39They had to escape, all of them.
01:10:41And get to the boat.
01:10:47Okay.
01:10:54She sent them a message in code.
01:11:06The message said she would come and visit them in the middle of the night.
01:11:12But she couldn't stay.
01:11:22She said she would come and visit them in the middle of the night.
01:11:31She said she would come and visit them in the middle of the night.
01:11:44She said she would come and visit them in the middle of the night.
01:11:49She said she would come and visit them in the middle of the night.
01:12:18But as she slipped off into the night, she dropped scraps of cloth.
01:12:26Bits and pieces she tore from her clothes and left a trail for the kids to follow.
01:12:59It led them to the edge of a deep hole.
01:13:01So deep, they couldn't see the bottom.
01:13:05They fell and fell and just when they thought they would never stop falling, they landed at
01:13:16the entrance to a secret tunnel and they could hear the sound of the ocean.
01:13:43And the north is, they lived near the river, and it was really a port.
01:13:44The fishmen just made heròng by the inside of the sea.
01:13:44The sea is quite a long way.
01:13:44The sea is quite a long way.
01:13:46The sea is quite an hour.
01:14:39I love it.
01:14:57So they ran through the tunnel, and got to the boat, and pushed off from the dock, and
01:15:08sailed away, and they lived happily ever after.
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