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00:00Can I use your phone?

00:06Yeah, but for future reference, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone.

00:16Yes, it's working.

00:20Why isn't she calling me back?

00:22Maybe she never got your message.

00:24You know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.

00:30You don't think that makes me seem a little...

00:32Desperate, needy, pathetic?

00:35Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.

00:40How many beeps?

00:41She answered.

00:44You see, this is where you'd use that hello word we talked about.

00:49I'm not going to talk to her. She obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me.

00:53Now I'm needy and snubbed.

00:56God, I miss just being needy.

01:00Hey, how do you take it?

01:03Pretty well, actually.

01:07Uh, Rach, how come you have dental floss in your hair?

01:13Oh, do I?

01:14Uh-huh.

01:17He ended up having sex in his chair.

01:20You had sex in his chair?

01:22I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?

01:30You, you had what?

01:34Sex in his chair.

01:35What, uh, what were you thinking?

01:41I don't know.

01:43I mean, we still care about each other.

01:45There's a history there.

01:47It's like you and Carol.

01:48No.

01:48No, no.

01:50It's nothing like me and Carol.

01:53Please.

01:54If she said to you, Ross, I want you on this couch, right here, right now, what would you say?

02:01If it helps, I could slide over.

02:03It's a totally different situation.

02:09It's apples and oranges.

02:11It's orthodontists and lesbians.

02:13I gotta go.

02:15Where are you going?

02:16I just have to go, all right?

02:18Do I need a reason, huh?

02:20I mean, I have things to do with my life.

02:21I have a jam-packed schedule.

02:23And I am late for keeping up with it.

02:26Okay?

02:30Hello?

02:31Hello?

02:40Hell is filled with people like you.

02:51He's back.

02:52The peeper's back.

02:54Get down.

02:55Get down?

02:57And boogie.

03:00Thanks, but I gotta go to work and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy.

03:04Relax.

03:04You know, she may not even know.

03:06Please.

03:06I haven't heard from her in seven months.

03:08And now she calls me.

03:09I mean, what else is it about?

03:11Oh, she's my best friend, you guys.

03:13We went to camp together.

03:16She taught me how to kiss.

03:17Yeah?

03:20Now, you know, I'm like, I'm like,

03:22the other woman.

03:24Oh, I feel so...

03:25Naughty.

03:28All right, I'll see you guys later.

03:30Oh, hold up.

03:30I'll walk out with you.

03:31Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you're at camp.

03:34And were you wearing any kind of little uniform or...

03:36That's fine, yeah.

03:40Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

03:44Will you watch my phone?

03:45Why don't you just take it with you?

03:46Hey, we haven't been on a second date.

03:48She needs to hear me pee.

03:50Why don't you just call her?

03:52I can't call her.

03:53I left the message.

03:54I have some pride.

03:55Do you...

03:56Danielle, hi.

04:05Hi, it's Chandler.

04:08I'm fine.

04:10Listen, I don't know if you tried to call me because, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut

04:16off my phone.

04:20Oh, okay, that's fine.

04:23That's great.

04:23Okay.

04:25She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back.

04:29She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back.

04:31She's on the other line, gonna call me back.

04:33Don't you have to pee?

04:34That's why I'm dancing.

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