00:02And she's gonna really be needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend.
00:05Who, from what I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.
00:13Hey, Rach, maybe your resolution should be to, um, gossip less.
00:16Well, I don't gossip.
00:20Well, maybe sometimes I find out things, or I hear something and I pass that information on.
00:27You know, kind of like a public service.
00:30That doesn't mean I'm a gossip. I mean, would you call Ted Koppel a gossip?
00:33Well, if Ted Koppel talked about his co-workers botched boob jobs, yeah, I would.
00:38Well, they were like this!
00:41Hey, everybody. Rachel was so good today, she didn't gossip at all.
00:45I didn't, even when I found out, um...
00:48All right, well, let's just say I found out something about someone, and let's just say she's gonna keep it.
01:00I can't wait to be with you.
01:02I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben.
01:05I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple hours.
01:08Laundry, huh? Is that my new nickname?
01:10Oh, you know what your nickname is, Mr. Big...
01:18What?
01:21Oh, Joey, I have such a problem.
01:24Uh, well, your timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place today.
01:28Okay, okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something.
01:34Oh, what? What is it? What is it?
01:35Oh, my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me you cannot tell anyone.
01:39Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to know.
01:41What? What? No, yes, yes, yes, yes. You do want to know. This is unbelievable.
01:44No, I don't care, Rach. Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets and can't tell anyone.
01:50What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?
01:51And you're not supposed to be gossiping.
01:53No, I know. I just can't keep this one in. So I pick up the phone.
01:56I'm not listening to you.
02:16Okay, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm going to go do my laundry.
02:20Yeah, me too. You know, if the shirt is dirty. Yep.
02:26Thanks. I'm going to go, too. I'm going to go to the airport.
02:33I figure if I hang around there long enough, someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended.
02:39Good luck, honey. Bye.
02:45Hey, Joey, remember that big thing I was going to tell you about?
02:48I'm not going to tell you, but if you found out on your own, that would be okay and then we could talk about it, right?
02:59Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So, yeah, that would be okay. Yeah. Yeah.
03:04Yeah.
03:05What?
03:07Hey, Joe, would you mind going over into Chandler's bedroom and getting that book back that he borrowed from me?
03:12Now? You want me to go over there now?
03:18Yeah.
03:21Do you know something?
03:22Do you know something?
03:24I might know something.
03:25I might know something, too.
03:28What's the thing you know?
03:29Oh, no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.
03:30I can't tell you what I know.
03:31Well, then I can't tell you what I know.
03:32Okay, fine.
03:42You don't know.
03:44All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see if the thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know.
03:50Oh!
03:52You know!
03:52And you know!
03:53Yeah, I know!
03:55Chiller and Monica?
03:56Oh, this is unbelievable.
03:58How long have you known?
03:59Too long!
04:00Oh, my God, Rach, I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long!
04:04But listen, listen, you can't say anything to anybody.
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