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00:07You
00:16Wake up birthday girl
00:18I've got a surprise for you
00:26It's just not much of a surprise I've seen it before I put a little ribbon on it
00:40S and M forever spider
00:48I'll put on yeah
00:50I'll put my hand
00:52It's great. Thank you
00:58By the way, I told everyone to dress in Missy cosplay tonight. Who's gonna want to be in the mood
01:04to party tonight?
01:06Guys in a coma. Hey
01:09Don't want you to stress about anything, okay?
01:16Today it's all about you, baby
01:20Probably should get going actually
01:25Oh, hey one more thing one more thing one more thing party shit
01:28Just wait one minute one minute
01:29Oh
01:33Mysterious girl
01:34I wanna get close to you
01:38Come on now
01:39Come on now
01:44Nurturing the needs of fauna is my life's calling if the agricultural society would honor me with a vet science
01:49scholarship
01:49It would allow me to channel my energy into mastering all things animal good
01:54Really good. Do you think you could well up a bit? I just think a single tear would be
02:00Why would I cry?
02:01Just add a little sauce to her
02:05What up people this is home room
02:08Get your grubby hands off that
02:10Queenie gave it to me
02:12Got some good shit
02:14The graduation video needs different perspectives to accurately represent the student body
02:17Without
02:18Without nudity
02:20Obscenity and
02:23Defamation of the school
02:25For the most part
02:26Let's take it from the top and Queenie
02:29This time I want you to think about that little bug with the broken leg we found yesterday
02:35Feel it
02:39Action
02:39Are you sure you're done with acting?
02:41Cut, too many interruptions
02:43Let's respect the process babe
02:44It's okay, I don't want it to sound overly rehearsed anyway
02:47Fair enough
02:47Well is this them checking your life of good character or whatever?
02:54People of good character don't put people in a coma
02:57I know
02:59That what happened was
03:00Mmm
03:03Shit
03:04But if you like
03:05Think about it
03:06It's like
03:08Not our fault
03:11It was a freak accident
03:12So let's not think about it
03:15Queenie
03:18You are going to smash this
03:20And we are going to celebrate your scholarship tonight at Missy's
03:25Um, what are you still doing here? Your audition?
03:29Oh, yeah
03:29About that
03:31I am just not sure that's my vibe anymore
03:35What does that even mean?
03:36If I don't need drama for pre-reqs, can I drop out of Showcase?
03:40Absolutely not
03:41Well, just because you're willing to let yourself down doesn't mean you can do the same to Spencer and Zoe
03:46Still need the marks for the HSC, right?
03:48Yeah, exactly
03:49What? This isn't you?
03:51Giving up on your dreams like this?
03:54What's going on?
03:57Dreams die everyday, miss
03:59You need to be so dramatic
04:11Sorry about this
04:12I pay people what I owe them
04:14Not your fault we have to shut up early
04:15You're definitely not reopening?
04:17Not while work watch are investigating
04:19They've got to talk to all the staff, do a report, could take ages
04:23Insurance will keep us afloat though
04:25If they ever answer their damn phone
04:27Can't stay away from me, Harper
04:28Hey, no time for flirting
04:30Freezers need cleaning out
04:31I can multitask, thank you
04:33I'm actually a master at it
04:34You're a bullshit artist, it's what you are
04:37I can stay and help
04:38I can't pay you
04:39All good
04:42Chuck an apron on
04:44Yeah
04:45Yes, I'm here
04:48Um, yeah
04:50That's Jackie for thanks
04:51She hates charity but
04:54At this point we kinda need it
05:00Clancy's in hospital and they're closed indefinitely
05:03Cause of what one of us did
05:06Nah, like we were all in on the prank
05:08Who would go rogue like that?
05:10We were the only ones anywhere near the control booth
05:12A ride doesn't just turn on by itself
05:15Yeah, but you're going off one showy's word
05:18Like, I don't know, I just can't believe that it could be any of us
05:23You know?
05:24I just wish I hadn't agreed to it
05:28Hey, the carnival's getting a payout
05:30And we're all getting to graduate
05:32So let's just focus on exams
05:34And turn that frown upside down
05:37No!
05:38Down!
05:39No!
05:40Down! Yeah!
05:48Hi
05:50You're Harper McClain
05:52Yeah
05:53We're from Workwatch
05:54We were hoping to ask you a few questions
05:55About the accident that happened at Wildest Carnival
06:01Happy birthday!
06:04Thank you
06:05I'm actually on a special diet for training
06:07I'm sorry I should've said something
06:09Oh, no!
06:11More for me, I guess
06:15So, uh, what happens next year?
06:18Oh, you get drafted
06:20Spider gonna be your wag
06:22Yeah
06:24Hey, did you hear about that guy from the carnival?
06:28It's pretty messed up, eh?
06:30Oh
06:31I should be grateful I got off lightly
06:35I'd be more grateful if I was on a plane, but...
06:38I'm so sorry
06:41Huh
06:42Why? What do you have to be sorry for?
06:44I chased the climate
06:45Yeah, but I told you to meet us there
06:48You wouldn't have gotten hurt if...
06:50Ah, I...
06:50I wanted to come
06:54Why didn't you identify yourself as an employee?
06:57Don't know, must've forgot
06:59Were you fully trained in the end of shift procedure?
07:01To return and log all key sets each night?
07:03Yeah
07:04But you didn't return your set on the night of the incident
07:06Why?
07:07Cause no one does
07:09We all take them home and then return them at the end of the week
07:15Oh, sorry, don't mind Darude
07:17What a cute little guy
07:18Oh, you wanna hold him? He's fully house trained
07:20Almost a little too affectionate, like a feathered dog
07:23Um, as Bobo?
07:26Yo, alright
07:28So, the keys?
07:29The keys don't matter, it's not like the place is a fortress
07:33Have there been break-ins?
07:36Uh...
07:36Hold on, I never said that
07:38You implied?
07:39No, I meant that there could be, not that there was
07:41So, security is lax?
07:43No, I didn't...
07:45They keep an eye on the place, but the caravans are right there
07:48Clancy even sleeps with the rides when he's had a few too many at knock-off
07:53So, if you wanted to break in, how would you go about it?
07:56I wouldn't
07:57But you said...
07:58I meant that anyone could
08:02I mean...
08:03You've seen those fences, it's not like they'd be hard to jump
08:06Are we done here?
08:07Sorry, we've just got a lot on
08:08We've got study to do, a party to get ready for, you know, so...
08:19Sure
08:21Thanks for your time
08:36Principal Woods is lending us her office for the interview
08:38Well, think of it more as getting to know you, chat
08:40The board always likes to get as much insight as possible on our short list of candidates
08:45For the Vet Science Scholarship
08:47Hence the school visit
08:48The only way to guarantee a filly comes from a good foundation stock
08:52Pardon me?
08:53Well, a horse's true personality shines through in the paddock
08:56Not on the track
08:58Oh, it's just like the argument that you laid out on your paper and imported such warm blood semen
09:02Exactly
09:03You've done your research
09:04Well, I mean, my personal favourite is ParLab
09:08A very famous course from New Zealand
09:11Anyway, as much as I like to stand around and talk sperm all day
09:14Why don't we start the tour?
09:16Marvellous
09:17After you
09:17Yeah
09:18Yeah
09:19Mm-hm, okay
09:25We're very proud of, um, the accomplishment
09:28Uh, so yes, here we are, Quinny's sensory room
09:33I really wanted to create a place that I could go when the world got too much
09:36Somewhere where I could escape and really make sure that I
09:40Honey?
09:41No, no, no
09:44troubling
09:45No, no, no
09:46No, no, no
09:58Pssst. Yo
10:01Hey
10:03You guys seen Missy?
10:05No
10:06Just probably getting our rad on her
10:08Whenrer Velva Thranes just dropped
10:10This one was this trap-line unicorn
10:12No spoilers
10:13Maybe you should spend a bit more time actually trying to get some instead of just reading about it, dude.
10:18It's like the get this, idiot.
10:21Finally figured out the fairies aren't real, have you?
10:23No. And it's girl and girl, which has an ally I fully support.
10:28Look, the whole thing's lesbian.
10:32What do you think a velvet throne is, King?
10:37Missy loves it.
10:38Oi! Two girls just got caught muff-diving in the sensory room!
10:43Well, now you know where Missy is.
10:48I'm kidding.
10:50Oh, yeah.
10:52Obviously.
11:12Running through my head, running through my head, on the inside, on the inside, on the inside, on the inside,
11:18on the inside, on the inside.
11:22Oh, hey. You okay?
11:26Did you hear two girls just got caught rooting in this sensory room?
11:32Well, I'm disappointed.
11:35Taimunda.
11:40And Sasha, expected a lot more from you.
11:49So...
12:09You've both lit yourselves down.
12:15Sex can be a beautiful thing, but if you're gonna do it at school, not so beautiful.
12:23Congratulations!
12:24Sex school has graduated into a full-blown brothel.
12:28Taz has been renting out the sensory room.
12:31As, wait for it...
12:32The root room!
12:33Whoa!
12:34Zoe got that from her accomplice.
12:35Check the membership tiers.
12:43Bronze beast blowies.
12:48Silver centaur squirts.
12:51Golden gaytime gags.
12:53What the hell is a platinum pixie?
12:57Prefer a friend with the code Rootastic.
13:00That's not mine.
13:01I covered this notebook for you, taimana.
13:05Okay.
13:06Is this the kind of school that punishes entrepreneurial minds?
13:09Having sex at school is a certain kind of stupid.
13:12Monetising it is criminal.
13:14Who else is involved?
13:16Artie Jennings and you're right.
13:17Nope.
13:18No, he's not.
13:19It was just me.
13:21Not only have you sullied my sensory room, but I am this close to getting that scholarship.
13:28You might have just cost me my chance.
13:32Guess you'll have to suspend me then, eh?
13:35Suspend?
13:36No.
13:37Expel her.
13:38Then exorcise her.
13:39Wait, no, you can't do that.
13:40What?
13:41What?
13:42That's exactly what she wants.
13:48Okay, Quinny.
13:52Given that you and Sasha worked so hard for that room.
14:00What's your suggestion?
14:08Knock knock.
14:12Here she is.
14:17Looking good.
14:20Oh, gosh, that's low.
14:23Hey.
14:27Need some of that.
14:31That's lube.
14:35Oh.
14:38Gosh.
14:47So is it true?
14:49What Quinny said?
14:51That you want to be sent home?
14:54To who?
14:56I'm here with you because no one else wants me.
14:59That is so far from the truth, Taimana.
15:03It's Taz.
15:05Sorry, Taz.
15:07I'm still getting used to it.
15:09Mm-hmm.
15:12I, uh, I'm a principal.
15:17Haven't been a parent before.
15:20So, I know I'm not getting everything right.
15:22You know.
15:23Like asking you if you need an allowance.
15:26You need money.
15:27Just, just ask.
15:34Okay.
15:35Oh, gosh.
15:39Good luck.
15:40Okay.
15:40See you later.
16:11Uh, hey, I know you said you were busy, but I got two tickets for Tuesday night just in case.
16:17On the fridge.
16:19Hey, careful.
16:21No.
16:22Tuesday?
16:24Yeah.
16:25For showcase.
16:25This?
16:26Oh.
16:28My performance piece?
16:32Or maybe something in your schedule will get cancelled or whatever.
16:35Oh, unlikely.
16:37I have to go to Kevin's parent-teacher interview.
16:40I need to talk about him.
16:41And your dad's ships are set in stone.
16:43All your friends will be there.
16:44Plus, we'll come to the next one, okay?
16:49There is no next one.
16:53This is sick.
16:59I'm supposed to save my marks for the HSC.
17:05Won't matter when I'm in jail.
17:07I'm sure you did okay in the interview.
17:10Basically gave them a break in how to.
17:12It wasn't that bad.
17:14Also, they don't have any actual evidence of anything you share.
17:16Yes.
17:18Clancy nearly died.
17:19They're not just gonna stop digging.
17:21But what?
17:22There's nothing to find.
17:23Uh, hello.
17:24Any of the showies could have seen me there late.
17:27Or...
17:28My car.
17:30And...
17:30My little performance is probably gonna make me prime suspect now.
17:36Okay.
17:38Yeah, maybe you're right.
17:40Maybe one of our so-called mates did this.
17:42And so, when we get to Missy's party, we're gonna figure out which one.
17:47You're not going down for this, Hobbs.
17:49homeless.
17:50Whoo!
17:52I'm giving you tea.
17:56Happy tea.
18:01Missy.
18:02Happy birthday!
18:04Happy birthday!
18:05Hey!
18:07Hi!
18:08Hello!
18:09I'm called Bill.
18:10Why?
18:11Aw. Must be getting sick of me already.
18:15Yeah. What's up with your mate's outfits?
18:18They all decided to dress up as me. Little shits.
18:22But I love them. You heard about this? Eh?
18:26Well, Zoe and Felix are getting a place near uni.
18:29I mean, most of the rentals we looked at have been shitholes,
18:32but at least I get to wake up next to that gorgeous specimen.
18:37Strong legs like a cassowary.
18:38Honey!
18:41You should get in on it.
18:42Move out with Spider and get a place before.
18:45Oh, nah. Next year's a fair way off anyway.
18:50Might have managed to stop up all my plans before then.
18:52Let me have it!
18:55Oi! No, please don't touch it! No!
18:58There you go.
19:01Need anything else, Aunty Laurel?
19:03Yeah.
19:04Do you know what's up the birthday girl's ass?
19:07I have.
19:10Woo! Birthday bitch!
19:15I see that.
19:16Knee in a tool belt.
19:18Nailing that wood.
19:20Maybe I've been looking at my future all wrong.
19:23Screw acting.
19:25You're so good.
19:27Carpentry sounds hot.
19:29Yeah.
19:31Nah.
19:32I'm not really sure how I feel about it.
19:34Mums are like, it's a good enough job for Jesus.
19:37No uni, right?
19:39Nah.
19:40Just a four year apprenticeship and peanuts.
19:43Yeah.
19:45It's all you.
19:46I just wanna say, I love you.
19:49Come again?
19:50I did.
19:52Velvet Thrones changed me.
19:54I didn't write it!
19:55It's got me really curious about, like, pegging, you know?
20:00Hey.
20:02Every potential suspect is here.
20:04We're playing a chill, right?
20:05Maybe we don't wanna ruin Missy's party?
20:07Why do we even start?
20:09It's okay.
20:10We just need to figure out who had the opportunity to get in the doghouse and turn on the ride.
20:16Sorry.
20:17Sorry.
20:17What's the fact that she's busy?
20:19That's what she's doing here.
20:22Sound better on the head.
20:23I mean, he's one of Missy's best mates.
20:29That's Malachi.
20:30Yup.
20:32Oh.
20:33So you and Darren are like, fully open.
20:36Oh yeah.
20:36Yeah man.
20:37Um, just for like, hookups and stuff.
20:40Yeah.
20:40Um, took us a little while to get there, but um, we did.
20:44Yeah, I had to get like, real good at all that talking and listening shit.
20:50I mean, you know, still didn't listen to me when I told him not to be that stupid thing.
20:53It's a prank, but.
20:54Yeah.
20:55It's what I get for trying to impress a girl, huh?
20:59Oh, like, I didn't mean-
21:01I didn't hear shit.
21:02Yeah.
21:02Yeah.
21:02You know.
21:03You're all good.
21:04Yeah.
21:06I was just sitting still around here.
21:10Just, too much history.
21:12No, like, bro, if you ever need to keep busy, just come hang out at the bowler.
21:17Sorry, dude.
21:19Is that Amory's new guy?
21:23Yeah.
21:24Yeah.
21:39Nice to finally get a bit of alone time.
21:43Thank you for helping set everything up.
21:46Yeah.
21:46You know, Laurel slipped me 50 bucks, so.
21:51I'm your boyfriend.
21:53It's all part of the gig.
21:55Keep missing.
21:57It's easy!
21:58You caught me!
21:59Look!
22:04Woo!
22:05She's at the server, bring the seeds, double-checking my expenses
22:07Never messy, always neat, never, ever
22:09Ask how a hot girl do it
22:11Number one stunner, icy girl, what a Cuban
22:13Cash money mama that be dining in Bahamas
22:16Eating pettuccine pasta with the scallops and the lobsters
22:29I need to do it
22:38Predictable and derivative, zero stars
22:41Take that, I've got to tell mom
22:53Piss off, Kevin
22:58Oh, your mom let me in
23:01What are you doing here?
23:03I got your address from school records
23:05Oh, right
23:06My auntie needs a better password
23:08It's not safe
23:09Join a bar, one, two, three
23:26Please tell me you are not studying
23:28I'm on my fifth draft of an email to Neil
23:30Your horse breeder guy?
23:31No, it decides my entire future guy
23:35Okay, so I need to find the perfect balance between
23:38Great to meet you
23:39I'm totally normal by the way
23:40Please can we reschedule the interview
23:42And also sorry about the teen sex
23:47I'm not sure how
23:48But somehow you've nailed it
23:50I'm not surprised
23:55No, no, no, go on, Sam
23:56It was perfect
23:57Jellyfish, I promise
23:59Let's go forth
24:01Party
24:04Party
24:08Okay
24:10Time to get serious
24:11This is perfect
24:13Okay, this is the ride
24:14These are our suspects
24:15Get your tickets to run
24:17Okay, guys, guys, guys
24:19Stop asking
24:19There's no way Darren and Quinny, whatever
24:25Wait, there's a huge generator right there
24:28Relevant how?
24:29Well, someone could have doubled back by it to the booth without us seeing
24:42Them
24:44Which one?
24:45Spider was really pissed at Malachi when he took his place
24:48If I can say that again
24:49Okay, there could not be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks, please
24:53Still 10% dickhead in there
25:01You know you can't avoid woodsy forever
25:05Yeah, but I can delay the inevitable birds and birds chat
25:10Well, you know, it could be worse
25:13Worse than losing your vice-captaincy
25:20So, how are we going to get even?
25:25Against Quinny?
25:26It's her fault
25:28No, it's really not
25:31We did this to ourselves
25:34More did it to each other
25:38Oh
25:40Whose birthday is?
25:41No, that's
25:42That's Missy's
25:43Uh, she's having a party tonight
25:45But I'm
25:46I'm not going to go
25:48Who is?
25:51Everyone
25:54Then so should we
26:13You're afraid she's done with the day, aren't you?
26:16I'm back off to her
26:20A bi-con like Missy
26:22She would have her pick
26:23She's not just suddenly over men
26:27Not all men
26:28Could just be you
26:34Oh, you're actually worried about this, aren't you?
26:38What?
26:38No, I'm
26:43Maybe
26:43Yeah
26:47Maybe you should try
26:49Opening your relationship
26:51For a night
26:52Like a whole pass
26:54See if she picks
26:56Fill your phone
26:58A chick with a child?
27:00No
27:02Dude one
27:03A stallion
27:04That
27:06Quinny's horseshoe is really rubbing off on me
27:09What?
27:11Nothing
27:12Anyway
27:13At least that way
27:14We'll get your answer
27:20Great
27:23Why so blue, Blondie?
27:26What?
27:26Everything okay?
27:28Yeah
27:28It's a body
27:31Improve it
27:32Beer pong
27:42Oi
27:43Drink
27:48Since when was he a chill loser?
27:51Hey, you seem a little off
27:53Anything you want to get off your chest?
27:55Nothing with you two
27:57That'll be that 10% dickhead
28:00Fine
28:00But when we repress our truth
28:02It never stays hidden for long
28:04What makes you say that?
28:06I have sense for these things
28:13Do you think that Missy is repressing her truth?
28:18Why?
28:19Do you?
28:20Oh, she's been so weird
28:23The last few days
28:25You mean like since the carnival?
28:28Yeah, yeah, yeah
28:29I guess
28:29Like maybe she's
28:32Hiding something?
28:34I don't know
28:34Maybe
28:38Yeah
28:54It's Malachi
28:55You alright?
28:58Hi
29:01And you are?
29:04My name is Noah
29:07I'm Marie's boyfriend
29:09Alright
29:09Yeah
29:12It's nice to meet you, bro
29:14Yeah, you too
29:14Hi
29:15Thanks, man
29:15Cheers
29:18Well, catch you later
29:19Yeah, bro
29:25It's a nice outfit, man
29:28Oh, yeah
29:32Sucks about your shoulder
29:33By the way
29:35Yeah
29:35I broke my tube and fed once
29:37Kills
29:37Yeah
29:38Nothing beats getting a sackwhack in a scrumder
29:41Yeah
29:45Rugby
29:47This was just a bad backflip, so
29:50Nice
29:50Nice
29:51It's cool, man
29:52I know
29:54I'm Marie told me the whole story, so
29:56She did
29:57Yeah
29:58It's her
29:59It's our thing
30:01No secrets
30:02It's just
30:04She's been burnt before, so we just try to keep it
30:07Not by you or anything
30:09No, no, sorry
30:10I mean, I know about all that
30:13Stuff
30:16Um, so Geneva
30:19I haven't been there since a snowboarding trip when I was nine
30:22It was really good
30:23It was really cool
30:24Um, do you like sports or anything?
30:28Um, do you like sports or anything?
30:29Not really
30:29No
30:32I don't really like beer, but just drink it anyways
30:40Yeah, just
30:41Just be cool
30:42Cool?
30:44Yeah
30:53I'm gonna go
30:54Okay
30:59Didn't think you'd come
31:01Yeah, what, and
31:03They sound I'm watching you lot get drunk and make dicks of yourselves
31:08You're just
31:10Not
31:14I, I
31:19Are you on the guest list?
31:22Damn
31:23Should've got you security for the root room
31:30Curious
31:32Did you shut us down because you're jealous?
31:35Hey, no, no judgment
31:37I'd be in that too if
31:39Everyone else was getting some but me
31:43You know, whatever level of trauma you have doesn't justify you acting out in such desperate
31:47Plays for attention
32:06Come on
32:06Please reply, please reply, please reply
32:10Hey, I think we should probably do this
32:11Hi
32:11Let me see
32:12Alvin
32:12Hey
32:17My boyfriend and my ex having a casual chat, no foul for me
32:22Aw, look at them, they're becoming friends
32:26Hopefully it's just friends this time
32:28I do not need any more plot twists today
32:31Hey
32:32Hey
32:33Hi guys
32:33Uh, I'm just gonna take good old Noah here
32:41That is the most just Ken dude I've ever
32:45Uh, why does she let him walk around unsupervised
32:48Yeah, we have more pressing things to sort out
32:52Oh, what are you two up to?
32:54How did that happen?
32:55I don't know, I just thought I'd rip the bandaid off
32:57Are you cooked?
32:57Always leave the bandaid on
32:58Everyone knows that
32:59Oh, wouldn't Amory have seen someone turn back?
33:01She was pretty focused on the ride
33:03Right, but who would even have a reason to do that?
33:06Also, you never mentioned the guy was a black belt in absolute silence
33:09Duh, his whole MO was randomly shutting me up
33:11Meanwhile, um, super subtle use of the signal
33:13Yeah, sorry, I didn't know what else to do
33:15Wait, wait, let me finish
33:16Oh, that is bad
33:18Harper, what did you say?
33:20You did this to me
33:21Malachi, please don't
33:22You fucked up my shoulder
33:23Whoa
33:25Hammond Harper found out the old fella didn't do it
33:27One of us had to turn it all on
33:28Hey, whoa, don't do this here, bros
33:30I didn't do it
33:31Who else even would?
33:33Turned on what?
33:35Um, the
33:37I did the sprinklers
33:39Someone turned on the sprinklers and Malachi got
33:43What?
33:44What?
33:44Mm-hmm
33:45He slipped right over
33:46Yeah
33:48Right
33:49What do we have here?
34:09I got you
34:11It had to be me
34:12Not necessarily
34:13Of course it was
34:14Based on what?
34:15I don't know, the guy hates me and I embarrass the shit out of him
34:17Oh, get over yourself
34:19It wasn't me
34:20Wait, are we still talking about a sprinkler?
34:22Yes
34:22Yes
34:23Maybe there were water restrictions or something
34:25Get back in your box, Malachi
34:27You don't even know what you're on about
34:28Let's go, Felix
34:29Could have been any one of us
34:30Only two people walked past the blind spot and could have doubled back
34:35It's fine to seem like the obvious choice, but
34:37There's also
34:39You
34:43Ha ha, Amory
34:45Missy, if you don't own up, we're all screwed
34:49You're serious?
34:50Maybe you're defending your boyfriend's honor
34:52Yeah, as if he can defend himself
34:53I don't like doing this, Missy, okay?
34:55But if you were pushed
34:56You love doing this
34:58You always gotta be stirring shit
35:00Shut up
35:00Shut up
35:01No, no, no, no, no
35:02What about you, Amory?
35:03You were on the ground by yourself
35:04Pretty bloody quick to point the finger, aren't ya?
35:06Well, I'm not the one who's been off since that night
35:09Like they're hiding something
35:10And I am
35:12According to who?
35:22I didn't
35:23I didn't
35:25I didn't mean
35:28You talked to her
35:29No, that's not what I meant
35:30Hey, Miss
35:30Speeches?
35:43Thanks, Mum and Dad
35:44For throwing another great party
35:46Let's keep you short
35:47And sweet
35:48Like Missy
35:51You've been a pain in my ass
35:52For years
35:55That's all I've got to say
35:58I just want to give a big thank you
35:59To the fam
36:00For putting up with her
36:02And you ratbags
36:03Are friends
36:06Missy's got herself a solid crew for life
36:07Fuck
36:08I can't wait for next year
36:13To be rid of all you dogs
36:17Can I just say a few words?
36:19No, you've said enough
36:22First chance you get
36:23You throw me under the bus
36:25It's not friendship
36:26That's tragic
36:29How about some cake
36:35Yes
36:53There's confetti all through my bed now
36:55Thanks for that
37:11Why'd you talk to Anne-Marie about me?
37:12Because something is up
37:15This morning, the way that you bailed
37:17I had plans
37:17Yeah, but we were about to
37:18What even is your point right now?
37:20Do you want to do it with someone else?
37:22Is that
37:22What?
37:26We could try a hall pass
37:27And like just a one-off thing
37:29And then
37:30Go home, spider
37:31Had enough BS for one night
37:54Oh, I don't want to hear it right now
37:57Sash
37:59Sure
38:05Look, I don't
38:06I don't know what any of that was
38:11I don't care
38:16But are you okay?
38:31Anne-Marie does it again
38:36Okay, you are angry
38:38I am shutting up and listening
38:39Look, I told you all
38:41I asked you not to go through
38:43With that stupid revenge prank
38:47I couldn't have learned how it would go
38:50I was locked up
38:53Now, finally, life is good
38:56Safe
38:57And you lot
38:58It's like you want to blow it up
39:00It was a bad choice
39:01And I regret it
39:04I don't want us to get dragged down again
39:06Okay?
39:06For the first time ever
39:07I love my life
39:09So do I
39:11And we are going to keep it that way
39:14Promise
39:20I think we can all agree
39:22Mistakes were made
39:23You reckon Missy's okay?
39:36So that man is in hospice
39:43Shit
39:44I mean, that's completely fucked
39:50I know you didn't start that ride
39:53You wouldn't
39:56I don't know
39:58I don't know
39:58I'm sorry
40:00I've been such a bitch
40:01I'm sorry
40:02I've been such a bitch
40:07Me too
40:10I've been so anti-spider
40:12But you guys seem happy
40:15You're welcome
40:18Right?
40:22I don't know
40:23I'm just...
40:24I've been freaking out a bit
40:26Something's off between us
40:29With me
40:31I think I've just been stressing out
40:32About what's happened at the carnival
40:34And I'm taking it out on him
40:42Oh my god
40:45Yeah, it's official now
40:46We're screwed
40:53Work watch got Clancy's blood test back
40:55What's that got to do with the accident?
40:57Well they're saying that the useless bastard was drinking on the job
41:01Shit!
41:01Yeah, so they looked into his paperwork
41:03And he didn't sign off on all the safety checks for the day
41:06So they're calling it mechanical failure
41:09Wait, so no one turned on the ride?
41:12They reckon it malfunctioned
41:14But it's bullshit
41:14Yeah
41:15They just want to close the case or whatever
41:18So why are you cupping hate from the papers then?
41:20Well cause it looks like we tried doing an insurance job
41:23I cancelled the order
41:25I've got no record of that
41:27Not my fault
41:27I can't afford this mate
41:29We're totally skinned
41:32Oh
41:32We owe Missy a massive apology
41:35And despite you're a slightly smaller one
41:37They're not getting an insurance payout, Anne
41:40Oh yeah, the ride switched on by itself
41:42Just seeing Jackie sucks
41:45But it's not my fault
41:46Okay, so that makes it okay?
41:49Well, legally and stuff, yeah
41:51Oh my
41:52Harps, Harps
41:54You're in the clear
41:55That's all that matters
41:58Trust me
42:00Everything's gonna be okay
42:20Thanks for the do-over
42:21I'm glad you could fit me in
42:22It's always best to get back in the saddle as quickly as possible
42:26I don't remember there quite being so much listerous yesterday
42:30Queenie
42:33Oh, sorry
42:34Uh, Darren, this is Neil from the Alcoholics Society
42:36The horse guy
42:38Uh, Queenie?
42:39Shhh
42:40Well if it isn't the smut queen herself
42:43I've been copping shit for months
42:46And this whole time it was you!
42:48How did she live here?
42:50Ugh!
42:51What?
42:52Unbelievable!
42:52What was that?
42:56Why didn't you tell me you would?
42:57Velvet don't
42:59Neil, let's go inside and get started?
43:03In retrospect, your passion for horse breeding should have raised the red flag
43:11Your scholarship application can progress no further
43:15We all love horses
43:17But bestiality is against our ethos
43:20And the law
43:23Neil!
43:25Neil, what?
43:27Why does he think that?
43:30The part about the centaur who likes to watch?
43:36Should I do this out on the scholarship because
43:40Because he thinks my interest in horses is sexual
43:43You can rock a show like this
43:45Uh uh, uh uh
43:47I don't know anybody
43:48Check, check, check, check
43:50r
43:59Oh
44:00Oh
44:00And
44:00Oh
44:02Oh
44:05Oh
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