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00:08on the plus side still fits i was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again there he is
00:17welcome back thank you sir happy to be here ready to ace my second chance it's just
00:24for the longest reason necessary you fell as far as you could without getting about
00:29you have to earn your way back to short sleeves i know it's a bummer but i'm excited to have
00:34you
00:34back on patrol for a little while so what's happening am i writing solo or are you pairing
00:42me with someone it's it's not really my call to make but you know the answer i didn't really
00:49let time tell you but you won't because ucs have a blood bond of honesty that will last
00:55until the apocalypse so spill it i'm just the messenger i don't understand but you won't
01:02be writing with me anymore then who you're gonna be training pen are you kidding not only do i have
01:07to go back into the suck that is uniformed police work not only do i have to walk a high
01:12wire act
01:12of perfection every minute of the day for the next six months i'm getting paired with a training
01:17officer so legendarily can tinker as she makes tim bradford look like mr rogers i'm getting stuck
01:22with a texas lemon who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons yes yes
01:39and you heard the mechanic say that he would get it done today he said those actual words yes even
01:46the
01:46last time it took him over a week to order the parts hey i put the fear of god okay
01:51he'll be done
01:52by fire oh luna my savior room 314 is imploding of course it is i knew we were in trouble
01:59as soon as
01:59the third estranged child showed up i prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia and therapy for the
02:06rest of them i'm sure they'll get right on that i don't think we met right oliver ashton this is
02:13my
02:14husband wade nice to meet you good to meet you i don't think i've seen you around here before just
02:18started a couple months ago spent the last five years working for doctors without borders no point
02:23that's nothing compared to what you do every day i'm doing assessments at 314 asked for me
02:28tell them i got carried off by a twister
02:34um nice guy he makes us all look like underachievers
02:38thank you for the ride and for taking my car in which you should probably go do now or else
02:43he's
02:43going to blame us for not getting it finished today
02:52let's do
02:53i
02:53i
02:53i
02:53i
02:53i
02:53i
03:20Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts on how to train miles going forward.
03:24What are you gonna tell me that I don't already know he's a cowboy because he's insecure that that was
03:29clear to some of us on day one now he is a hot mess who's gonna hit the streets so
03:34scared to make a mistake that he will panic freeze the second the adrenaline hit so no I I will
03:39chart my own course. Thank you.
03:44I think she's got it handy.
03:50Morning.
03:52What?
03:53I said good morning. Did you mean to get off here?
03:56Um, no. Task force floor. I'm sorry. I'm just a little distracted.
04:00Everything okay?
04:03Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I found this in Luna's car and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.
04:13That doesn't necessarily mean anything.
04:15No, of course not.
04:16I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
04:18Yeah, yeah. Just, um, you have heard this.
04:25Never mind.
04:26Sir, if I may, there's two paths you can take here. The first is talk to your wife. Odds are
04:34there's a very simple explanation. The second is, you know, Snoop. I highly recommend the first.
04:51Just had to see me or is there a problem?
04:54Your mom.
04:56Now what did she do?
04:57Well, have you not been following our group chat?
04:59No. I muted that thing the second you set it up for the three of us.
05:02Tim.
05:03I know I have a problem with communication.
05:04This is not funny. Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour and you're being radio silent
05:10so I have to answer.
05:11No, you really don't.
05:13What?
05:13You don't. It's not your job to fill the silence. In fact, the sooner you stop, the sooner she'll abandon
05:19the thread and stop sending blurry pictures of relationship quizzes from ancient Cosmo magazine she has lying around.
05:25So you are following the thread?
05:28I may have seen one or two.
05:30Mm-hmm.
05:31I'll text her, okay? It's not your way to carry. She's my mom.
05:35Okay. Thank you.
05:37Yeah.
05:37I'll ask.
05:38Mm-hmm.
05:45Oh, howdy, Detective Harper. I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.
05:50You want your nickname to be asked, yes, sir?
05:52No, ma'am.
05:53Then rethink your approach.
05:54Yes, ma'am.
05:59So what is your goal for the next six months of training?
06:02Learn from my mistakes. Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.
06:06So play it safe?
06:09I'm one screw-up away from getting bounced. What am I supposed to do?
06:23Okay, so here's how today is gonna go.
06:27You are the T.O.
06:29I am the rookie.
06:31I don't understand.
06:31You will teach me the job as if I were a day one rookie.
06:35I'll take the lead on every call we get, and at the end of shift, I will decide whether you
06:39are worth my effort.
06:40Yes, ma'am.
06:41What should I say moved?
06:44I'm just gonna stick with my heart.
06:49Well, this is nice.
06:50Back together again, without the pressure being evaluated.
06:54You know, I can really let my freak flag fly.
06:58No, no, not that I have one. Like a freak flag. Like no hidden freak agenda over here.
07:05Uh-huh.
07:06Yeah.
07:06Don't worry. There's freak red safe with me.
07:09Wait, what?
07:10Oh, I see.
07:11No, no, but seriously, I have no freak reds.
07:147-1-15-2-11 at 4-7-1-6-3-San Vicente.
07:19Copy that. Show us responding.
07:21Hit it, super freak.
07:46Police.
07:51Police.
07:53Police.
08:04Police.
08:06Is it over?
08:07Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you?
08:11We were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in,
08:15stole all of our equipment, and shot the place up.
08:17Okay, filming what?
08:18Minion erotica.
08:19Zach, not the tie.
08:21It's called Dropout TV.
08:23We do shows based around improv comedy.
08:25I own the company.
08:26Oh, there he goes.
08:27He owns the place.
08:28He owns the place.
08:28There's like a weird power dynamic, but we're friends, but he's our boss.
08:31Jacob, I act like I'm obsessed with myself.
08:33Okay, can we just stay on track?
08:35Doubtful.
08:36Sorry.
08:36No.
08:36Sorry.
08:37We won't.
08:38Right.
08:38I think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of them separately.
08:42Mm-hmm.
08:43And you can put your hands down.
08:46Oh, thank God.
08:47All right, in your own words, just tell me what happened.
08:49Wow.
08:50Okay, yeah.
08:51I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school.
08:55Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place?
08:58Your Honor, let the record show that it could not have been me before I was at the studio when
09:01the crime occurred.
09:02Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom.
09:04You're a witness, not a suspect.
09:05I could have committed the crime.
09:06I could have been, you know, like, colluding.
09:08Were you?
09:09I thought you said I wasn't a suspect.
09:11Okay, you're making me nervous.
09:12I did the crime.
09:12No, I didn't.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:14Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today.
09:16I probably did some of my best, most important work in my career.
09:19My Dame Judy butthole bit killed.
09:22Did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities?
09:25Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean like, hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham.
09:31I'm here to rob your place.
09:32Or, or maybe he was, uh, uh, an Appalachian hillbilly with a sinus infection.
09:38I promised to answer your question, but can I just ask you something first?
09:41No.
09:41Okay, so I just need, like, a regular not funny person's opinion of this.
09:45Like, which version is funnier?
09:46A guy who is trying to give a eulogy, but he's holding in a sneeze?
09:50Or a guy who's giving a eulogy, but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?
09:54And don't answer yet.
09:55I have to show you.
09:56Perhaps he was a vampire from down under who, uh, who has really bad anxiety.
10:02I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared.
10:05Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.
10:07The suspect's license plate?
10:08No, my Dame Judy butthole bit.
10:10Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me?
10:12Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me.
10:15And then I start a dropout TV.
10:16What was your question again?
10:19Hey, hi.
10:20I don't know how helpful this is, but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet
10:23when they were robbing the control room.
10:25Wait, I know you.
10:26No, uh, you're the drone kid.
10:28Dax, Dan.
10:29Dash, but close enough.
10:31He let you use the drone, he straight up told me no.
10:33Okay, well, you wanted to film Mr. Rice in his backyard doing yoga for blackmail purposes.
10:37Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting?
10:39We had an HR meeting?
10:40I need a background check on Mark Wyatt.
10:43I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom.
10:45Yeah, uh, that didn't work out, so we moved to L.A.
10:48My mom always wanted to be a hand model, which is going as well as you would expect.
10:52So I got a part-time job with these lunatics, lovely people, while, uh, I went to graduate
10:56high school.
10:57For a suspect, Mark Wyatt has priors, assault and for public nudity.
11:01At the same time, what would that look like?
11:03I've been thinking about it.
11:04I feel like...
11:05No, no, no.
11:05If someone had to do that...
11:06We're going to go pick him up, and we'll be in touch.
11:11Lots of luck.
11:19Tell me the six rules of a traffic stop.
11:26Why'd you do that?
11:28Is my training officer asking why a patrol officer would listen to a police scanner and
11:32not just wait for dispatch calls?
11:34Yes.
11:35When evaluating a rookie, a training officer wants to see how they respond to different
11:40scenarios.
11:40With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble, the calls they choose can be illustrative.
11:46Armed suspect just abandoning his car on freeway.
11:49He's shooting!
11:50Watch out!
11:50He's running!
11:51The foot pursuit heading east on Benedict.
11:53Add us to that call.
11:54Hmm.
11:59Training, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call?
12:01Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes.
12:04Once a shots fired call means that every available unit in the area will respond.
12:09As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action and be tasked with looking for shell casings
12:14in the hot sun for the next five hours.
12:18Right.
12:19I mean, uh, good answer.
12:21Let's look for a closer call.
12:23All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust.
12:262-11 in progress.
12:27Bank, right?
12:28Hot damn, we're taking them, right?
12:29Yes, sir.
12:30Although...
12:31Although what?
12:31A thoughtful T.O. might inform his rookie that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes.
12:37And given our proximity and the units that are closer, it might be prudent to focus on the bank robber's
12:43possible escape route and intercept.
12:46In case they manage to get away before police arrive.
12:50Smart.
12:50So the route they would take to escape would be?
12:53They would head for the 10-1-10 freeware exchange and try to get lost in the chaos of Los
12:58Angeles traffic.
12:59Which means that they would have to drive up...
13:01George Street.
13:20Hes!
13:20Hes!
13:20Show me Hes!
13:25Please!
13:26Please!
13:28Please, help.
13:29I think she's dead.
13:34I think she's dying.
13:39Okay, we have two GSW victims.
13:41Patient number one, GSW, in the left upper quadrant abdomen.
13:44Now, worstly descended and firmed.
13:46Critically unstable.
13:47Recommend OR stat.
13:48I'll stay with them.
13:49Sounds right.
13:50You investigating this one?
13:51No, we are.
13:52That is sweet.
13:53But you are the hotshot detective.
13:55I am just a lowly patrol officer.
13:58You're still a detective.
13:59But I get your point.
14:01Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
14:04No, I didn't realize there was one.
14:05Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed.
14:08The third robber disappeared when the shooting started, must have laid low as the other two escaped, then snuck away
14:13into the chaos afterwards.
14:14We're pulling security footage now.
14:16Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off.
14:20How's your rookie?
14:21Hmm, good.
14:22Oh, yeah.
14:23You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
14:25What?
14:26I was looking forward to it.
14:27He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla.
14:29You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol.
14:32Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss, and you can't give IA a reason to punish you more
14:36or worse, fire you.
14:40No, Lieutenant.
14:42Hey, um, you all right?
14:44I mean, other than uniform.
14:45Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects.
14:48Penn is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery.
14:51You here to see Luna?
14:52Yeah, I'm on.
14:52Take her out to lunch.
14:53Oh, that's sweet.
15:05Hey, what are you doing here?
15:09Thought I'd take my wife to lunch.
15:10Oh, that's so sweet, but Oliver is about to do his assessments, and I accompany in case any patient advocate
15:16questions come up.
15:18You can join us, but it's going to be a lot more bodily fluids than a normal person wants to
15:22see in a day.
15:22You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day.
15:25Good point.
15:28I shouldn't be too late.
15:29Why don't we go to dinner?
15:31I'll make a date you can't keep.
15:33I can keep it.
15:35Yes.
15:36All right, good.
15:36It really was sweet you came to take me to lunch.
15:41Um, look, Luna, um...
15:44Hey, we need help.
15:46Let me guess.
15:47You're glued together.
15:48You say that like it happens a lot?
15:50More than you know.
15:51Did you drive here like that?
15:53Well, we didn't take the bus.
15:55Hey, I can't help but to notice by the position of your hands that you were engaged in a domestic
16:01dispute gone sticky.
16:03No, no, no, no.
16:05She was just caressing my face.
16:08Why you choked her?
16:09Not all choking is non-consensual.
16:12I'm going to go get the doctor.
16:14Wait, wait.
16:16Please tell me there is not glue on your hand.
16:20I wish that I could.
16:50Why can't you just come in here?
16:51Because I'm mad at you.
16:52It's not enough that I have a busy day.
16:54I have to run damage control on your dysfunction.
16:56I was trying to take my mom off your plate.
16:57By telling her to not contact me?
17:00I want to have a relationship with your mother, but not whatever this has become.
17:05All right, I'll text her.
17:06No, hey, come on, please.
17:07Call her today, okay?
17:09An actual human conversation.
17:20I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday.
17:23How convenient timing, given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning.
17:29Convenient is such lazy framing.
17:30The universe is an infinitely complicated place.
17:34Yet you show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible.
17:38The sheer amount of things happening on a single day, number in the sextillions.
17:43Okay, that's a made-up number.
17:44No, it's not.
17:45The sextillion is a thousand trillion.
17:48And given that the world is populated with over 8 billion people, I'm probably way underestimating.
17:55No, I'm definitely underestimating.
17:57There's over 10 quintillion insects in the world.
18:01It's over 1 billion per person.
18:04So given that scale, me losing a wallet, a criminal picking it up, and then dropping it at a crime
18:09scene isn't unlikely.
18:12Statistically, it's almost a given.
18:13We're still going to put you in the lineup and see if the victims can identify you.
18:17That's fair.
18:19How many of that quintillion?
18:22A quintillion insects are spiders?
18:25Oh, at least a quadrillion.
18:27There's 53,000 species.
18:29They're on every continent except Antarctica.
18:32I might have to move to Antarctica.
18:33Not today, though, right?
18:35No.
18:36Today, we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery.
18:46It's just like the movies.
18:48With as much diversity.
18:51Check, test.
18:53All right.
18:54We are about to show you a lineup of six men.
18:56The person or persons involved in the robbery may or may not be among them.
19:00Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually if you recognize anyone.
19:04But do not compare notes and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other.
19:09Do you understand?
19:10Yes, Daddy.
19:13Okay, the guy that's number one looks like a tech bro that speaks about himself in the
19:17third person, and he probably kisses his immediate family on their nose.
19:21Smoochie!
19:22Okay, wait, but number three is sort of getting like, hey, I'm Chad.
19:25I completely misunderstood the message at Fight Club, and I don't understand why my Native
19:28American Halloween costume's so offensive.
19:30Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights chugging beer loaded with protein powder.
19:34Stop drinking alone if your two snakes are in the house.
19:37Okay, guys, let's try to focus.
19:39I mean, this should be fairly easy.
19:40Do you guys recognize anyone or not?
19:43Well, they were all wearing masks, but these guys are the same basic size.
19:48You know, I feel like I might recognize the guy's voice that yelled at us.
19:52Yeah.
19:54Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?
19:58Shut up and get on the ground.
20:00Okay.
20:00I'm going to press with the performance.
20:02You could use a little more pizzazz.
20:03I don't want to give a line read, but there's like 100 guys in L.A. that could do a
20:06better job than that.
20:07So, question, can you just sort of make them say whatever you want?
20:11No.
20:11They're only going to say what was said at the robbery.
20:14You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
20:16Contestant number one, can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speech from the fugitive?
20:20No.
20:20Contestant number one.
20:21Suspect number one, you do not have to do that.
20:23I would like it if you did.
20:25I would like it if you did.
20:26I'll do it.
20:27Yes.
20:28I love the fugitive.
20:30Floor's all yours.
20:32What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station,
20:38residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.
20:45He's really good.
20:46That's really good.
20:47Bravo.
20:50Can we see a chemistry read between four and two?
20:53Okay.
20:53Okay.
20:54Okay.
20:54Do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery?
20:57I mean, if we say yes, can we get them to say more weird stuff?
21:01No.
21:01Can we make them kiss?
21:02Ooh, can we make them kiss?
21:03Can we see a kiss between four and two?
21:05That would equal six.
21:08It's odd.
21:09Super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone.
21:12Do you remember the brand you used?
21:13Nope.
21:13Yes.
21:15I think it was like an acetone-resistant blend.
21:20Heavy-duty stuff.
21:22Yeah.
21:22Can't really remember the exact name.
21:24Well, surgery is a last resort, but without identifying the exact adhesive you use, I'm
21:28not sure how else to proceed.
21:30Can someone go by your house and get it?
21:32Uh, no.
21:33Not really.
21:34I'm happy to do it.
21:35Give me your address.
21:36No.
21:36That's not necessary.
21:37That's super nice, though.
21:38Oh, my God.
21:39The nicest.
21:40But we just, we couldn't ask that of you.
21:42Listen up.
21:42You are glued to my wife.
21:44The only person I'm supposed to touch her this long is me.
21:48So give me your address.
21:50Unless there's something at your house you don't want me to see.
21:53Is there something that has to do with this, perhaps?
21:57I swear, I don't know what that is.
22:00It's a firing pin for a handgun.
22:02Oh, my God.
22:03Crazy.
22:04The question is, why are the two of you covered with them?
22:11So, Finley is out of surgery.
22:12We should be able to talk to her soon.
22:13But the, uh, the girlfriend, Ava, she died on the table.
22:18Damn.
22:19Hard way to learn not to rob a bank with the former Green Beret working as a security guard.
22:24Hey, as my rookie, shouldn't you be doing the paperwork?
22:31Yeah.
22:31Had to give it a shot.
22:32Mm-hmm.
22:33All right.
22:33I requested an officer to come watch over Finley.
22:35We should get back out on patrol.
22:37Actually, we have been asked to take a first run at interviewing Finley.
22:40But Lopez is tied up with the feds, combing through bank footage, trying to figure out
22:44how the third robber escaped.
22:46And as our former partner, future partner, yeah, um, she trusts her detective skills.
22:52Exactly.
22:53And unfortunately for you, I still need my T.O. to show me how it's done.
22:58Not to break the fourth wall here, but you're a literal expert at interrogating suspects,
23:03and I'm not.
23:06Only way to become an expert is to do the work.
23:09And as someone whose instincts are to turn everything up to an 11,
23:13I am curious to see how you handle something that requires nuance and delicacy.
23:26Hey.
23:27Hey.
23:27How long has she been awake?
23:29A couple minutes.
23:30Anyone tell her about her partner?
23:32I know I didn't.
23:35Can I ask you one question?
23:36Sure.
23:38What's the worst mistake I can make in that?
23:41Don't make it a competition.
23:43You versus her.
23:44You guys are on the same side.
23:46Yes, ma'am.
23:46Got it.
23:47Thanks.
23:51Finley?
23:53I'm Officer Penn.
23:54This is Detective Harper.
23:56We brought you in.
23:57Yeah, I remember.
23:59Josefa.
24:00No one will tell me.
24:03I'm sorry, but she didn't survive the surgery.
24:06She had lost too much blood.
24:11No.
24:13No.
24:14Why did he have to shoot her?
24:16He didn't have to shoot her.
24:18Our guns weren't real.
24:19But they looked real.
24:21People were terrified.
24:24That's not fair.
24:25She only did it because of me.
24:31Why?
24:32I've seen your history.
24:34It's spotless.
24:35I couldn't even dream of getting into Stafford.
24:39Be grateful.
24:41You want to know why we robbed that bank?
24:44I have $200,000 in debt.
24:47And that's after spending the last three years trying to pay off the loan.
24:51It's higher now than it was when I started.
24:54What hope did we have at a happy life together?
24:58Working two jobs just to barely stay above water.
25:02Listen, I get it.
25:04I lived in my car until a few months ago.
25:06Debt is no joke.
25:07And it could impact how the DA's office decides to prosecute you.
25:13But if you want any hope of leniency, any,
25:16you need to tell us who your other partner was in the robbery.
25:19It was just me and Ava.
25:20We know that there was a third person that got away.
25:22We're going to find them eventually.
25:24But you have an opportunity to help yourself here.
25:26I strongly urge you take it.
25:29I don't deserve help.
25:32Debt is dead because of me.
25:36I don't deserve help.
25:40Hey, what are you doing here?
25:43Hey, uh, dropout guys made me drive them.
25:44Something about a lineup?
25:45Right, but they left.
25:48Are you kidding?
25:50That's why Sam asked for the minivan keys.
25:53Okay.
25:53Sorry.
25:54Can your mom pick you up?
25:55Yeah, I can call her.
25:57Did they help you at all with the lun...
25:58No?
25:59Stupid question.
26:00Those guys would have gone down with the Titanic
26:02because they were too busy making fun of the orchestra
26:04to get on a lifeboat.
26:06Look, don't take this the wrong way,
26:07but why do you work with those guys?
26:10They pay me surprisingly well.
26:11Uh, Nolan, sorry.
26:13Are you free?
26:14Yeah, I can be.
26:15I'll see you later?
26:16Yep.
26:18So, Greg just called.
26:19Uh, Luna is currently glued to a couple
26:22who appears to be manufacturing and selling ghost guns.
26:25The judge just signed off on a warrant
26:27for us to go inside and take a look at their house.
26:28While they remain glued to Luna?
26:30That's going to have to be our secondary assignment,
26:32identifying the adhesive they've been using
26:34to assemble the ghost guns
26:35so we can get them all separated.
26:37And who are these people?
26:38Uh, Poppy and Jasper Watterson.
26:41Neither of them have a criminal record,
26:43but at one point or another,
26:44they've both filed restraining orders against each other.
26:47I checked out their social media.
26:48They are both gun enthusiasts,
26:49obviously in a toxic relationship
26:51who share an inability to think things through.
26:53Wow.
26:54Yeah.
26:54Today is an odd one.
26:56Right?
26:56Wait, why?
26:57What's going on with you?
26:58I can't even explain, not without crying.
27:00Juarez, we're on the move.
27:02Coming.
27:03I, uh, let Mark Wyatt go.
27:05Well, his girlfriend corroborated his story
27:07of him losing his wallet yesterday,
27:09and he was very understanding about our confusion
27:12and happy to get his wallet back
27:13once we had it fingerprinted.
27:15Hmm.
27:15Yeah.
27:15Hey, uh, you want to ride with me?
27:17Ooh.
27:18Can I?
27:20Traitor.
27:26So did he call his mom?
27:28I don't know.
27:29I don't think so.
27:31I don't have much confidence
27:32that even if he does,
27:33it'll make things better.
27:35Okay, we're coming up to it.
27:42Oh.
27:43You know what?
27:44Let's, uh, let's pack up a little.
27:57What's up?
27:58Three guys are moving stuff
27:59out of that greenhouse around the corner.
28:05And by stuff, you mean guns?
28:07Among other things.
28:08So do we want to go right at them
28:10or try something more subtle?
28:12A little bit of both.
28:36On the ground, step away from the van.
28:39On the ground, arms and legs spread.
28:44That could not have worked out better.
28:51Looks like we found our adhesive.
28:53Oh, I wouldn't touch that.
28:54Good idea.
28:56Hey, guys, I got this out here.
28:57Go inside, clear the house.
29:00Nolan sent a photo of the glue.
29:02Thank God.
29:03Oh, did he, uh, did he see anything else
29:05while he was there?
29:08Hey, I just got the exact epoxy
29:10that he used.
29:11Great.
29:12Uh, yes.
29:18Um, by the way, earlier in the day,
29:20I found these in the bathroom.
29:22You wouldn't happen to know
29:22who they belong to, would you?
29:24Yeah, yeah, I've been looking
29:25everywhere for these.
29:26Where'd you say you found them?
29:27Um, found the hall.
29:30Um.
29:38Finley!
29:38Grandma!
29:39Finley!
29:40Sorry, I'm sorry.
29:41You can't go in there.
29:42You can't go in there.
29:43The hell I can't.
29:44You're going to have to shoot me
29:45to stop me.
29:46Ma'am, ma'am, hold on one second.
29:47Your granddaughter has been arrested
29:49for a very serious crime.
29:50My granddaughter has also been shot.
29:52And I am the only family she's got,
29:54so you are going to let me
29:55into that room.
29:56Yes, ma'am, we can do that.
29:58But I need you to do something for me.
30:00Finley can help herself
30:01by telling us the truth
30:02about what happened.
30:03Finley needs a lawyer.
30:05I've got one on the way.
30:06Now let me see her!
30:08Of course.
30:08But Detective Harper
30:09is going to pat you down
30:10and hold on to your purse.
30:12Whatever.
30:14Arms up.
30:31Ava's dead.
30:35Oh, baby.
30:37I'm so sorry.
30:39I'm so sorry.
30:40What's going on?
30:41Uh, Finley's grandma just got here.
30:44Great.
30:45I don't need to make a separate trip.
30:46When the feds finished processing
30:47the prints from the bank,
30:48one set stood out.
30:50Although the last bank she robbed
30:52was in 1983.
30:53Get out.
30:54Finley's mama?
30:55Yeah, she did a nickel for it.
30:57Got out and never robbed another bank.
30:59Until today.
31:04Maeve.
31:11It's all my fault.
31:13They did everything right in life.
31:15And still,
31:16they were struggling so much.
31:19It wasn't right.
31:22Put your hands behind the back.
31:24No, please.
31:26No.
31:28It wasn't right.
31:36Finally.
31:38So much better.
31:41All right.
31:43Good news is that you're free.
31:45And this is the bad news.
31:48All right.
31:49If you could just turn around.
31:51Turn around.
31:52Hands behind your head.
31:58Hands behind your back.
32:03I must have missed something.
32:05Bruh.
32:12Hey.
32:14Are you still waiting for your mom?
32:15Yeah, she's busy.
32:17I said she'd get me when she's free.
32:18She couldn't think of a safer place
32:20for me to wait.
32:21Okay.
32:21What about your dad?
32:22Oh, he's only break glass
32:23in case of emergency.
32:24Right.
32:26Well, I just finished with an arrest
32:27so I can give you a write-off.
32:29Great.
32:30Can we go with the lights and the sirens?
32:33No, but I'll let you use the radio
32:34to tell dispatch she has a sexy voice.
32:37Really?
32:37No.
32:40Is that your mom?
32:41No, it's Sam.
32:42Where is our equipment?
32:43You weren't supposed to steal it for real.
32:46I'm not paying you unless you bring it back.
32:49Second text.
32:50Haha, whoops.
32:51Sorry.
32:52That message wasn't for you.
32:53Please don't share it with anyone.
32:55Prayer hands emoji.
32:57Do I need a lawyer?
32:59That is your right.
33:00Do you have one?
33:01Yes.
33:02But he only does entertainment law.
33:05That's not going to help you.
33:07Look, not only did you make
33:08false statements to police,
33:09which is punishable
33:10by up to six months in prison,
33:12but you also endangered yourself
33:14and your employees.
33:15Look, I am so sorry.
33:17We do crazy stunts
33:18for our shows all the time.
33:20I thought I was hiring actors
33:21to play robbers.
33:23They were supposed to interrupt
33:24our game show with a fake robbery
33:25and then return all of our stuff
33:27a few hours later.
33:28I never thought
33:28a casting breakdown
33:29for armed robbers
33:30would attract actual armed robbers.
33:35And then I was too embarrassed
33:37to say anything,
33:38and now I fully realize
33:40the error of my ways.
33:41Which is great,
33:43but it will still be up
33:45to the DA's office
33:45as to whether they want
33:46their press charges.
33:47I can't go to jail.
33:48I couldn't even handle
33:49sleepaway camp.
33:50Look, let's just start
33:52with arresting the two men
33:54that robbed you.
33:55I'm assuming you have
33:56names and numbers.
33:57I have their Venmos.
33:59Let's start with that.
34:00Okay.
34:02Robber 88.
34:03Okay, well,
34:04I should have seen
34:05that one coming.
34:20All right.
34:21What a way to end shift.
34:22As a thank you,
34:23paperwork can be turned
34:24into the top of the day tomorrow.
34:25I'll even add an hour of OT
34:26for those who want
34:27to come in early.
34:28That's great.
34:28Hey, did you call your mother?
34:32I'm going to...
34:33Yeah, don't we have to...
34:34Right behind you.
34:39I'm sorry.
34:41I think I just need
34:42to get some closure.
34:43No, it's okay.
34:45Look, why don't we clock out
34:46and we'll talk about it at home.
34:47Okay.
34:49I don't know about you,
34:51but all I'm thinking about
34:52is a hot bath
34:54and 12 hours of sleep.
34:56Sounds nice.
34:59Are you okay?
35:06I thought I could broach this
35:09in one delicate way,
35:10but after the day we had,
35:13I think it's better
35:13just to come out
35:14and say it.
35:17Is there something going on
35:18with you and Dr. Ashton?
35:21Are you accusing me
35:22of cheating?
35:23I'm not accusing you
35:24of anything.
35:26But after seeing
35:27the way you two act
35:29together and
35:31finding his things
35:32in your car,
35:36that's one little truth.
35:41First of all,
35:42you have to believe me
35:43when I say that nothing
35:44has happened between us.
35:46Second of all?
35:48I do feel something
35:50for him.
35:54I wasn't looking for it.
35:56In our whole marriage,
35:58I've never even thought
35:59about anyone else.
36:00But this past year,
36:02the world has opened up
36:04for me.
36:05I finished school.
36:06I got this job.
36:07You met another man.
36:09It is not that simple.
36:11Am I attracted to him?
36:14Yes.
36:15But that doesn't mean
36:15that I was planning
36:16on acting on it.
36:17Doesn't mean you weren't.
36:18Otherwise,
36:19you would have said that.
36:20Wait, please.
36:23I'm trying to be honest
36:24and I'm making a mess
36:26of it because
36:26I don't really know
36:28how I feel.
36:31If you hadn't confronted
36:32me about Oliver,
36:33there's a good chance
36:34I would have worked
36:35through all of this
36:35without you ever knowing.
36:36I do know.
36:40It's breaking my heart.
36:48So what you need
36:49to tell me
36:51is that whatever it is
36:53you feel
36:53for this man,
36:56it's over
36:57as of now.
37:02And your hesitation
37:03gives me my answer.
37:04Here, take this.
37:05Wait.
37:06I need to take a walk.
37:08And then what?
37:09I don't know.
37:18So,
37:19officially end of shift?
37:21Did you decide
37:22whether or not
37:23I'm a lost cause?
37:25I want to hear
37:26your thoughts first.
37:28Okay.
37:29Well, I think I made
37:29some real progress today.
37:31Even though it wasn't
37:32close to perfect.
37:33Stop.
37:34You do know
37:35not everything is about you,
37:36right?
37:36I don't want to hear
37:37your own self-analysis.
37:39I want to hear
37:39what you thought
37:40about me,
37:41your rookie.
37:42Oh.
37:43Can I not do that?
37:46All right.
37:48I'd say you're pretty
37:49knowledgeable
37:49for a rookie officer.
37:51You have natural instincts.
37:53Though I can sometimes
37:54feel your urge
37:54to take over,
37:55I appreciate that you don't.
37:58Your willingness
37:58to trust your T.O.
37:59and give him
37:59a second chance,
38:00even when you think
38:01you might know better,
38:02when you most definitely
38:03do know better.
38:06It's admirable.
38:09Okay, thanks.
38:11Now it's your turn, right?
38:14So what does that mean?
38:16Do I get to stay
38:16or should I go home?
38:17See you tomorrow?
38:19See you tomorrow.
38:26Happy birthday!
38:28Woo!
38:28We wanted to do
38:29something special
38:30to celebrate
38:30your first day
38:31back on patrol.
38:33you guys.
38:34You guys.
38:35You are terrible.
38:38Wonderful people.
38:39And I love you.
38:40We love you too
38:41and you're gonna get
38:42through this.
38:43Wow.
38:44You guys really did not
38:45have to do this,
38:45but I am glad that you did.
38:48It's not something I ever
38:49would have thought
38:50to celebrate.
38:50Well, to be fair,
38:51you are not big
38:52on festivities of any kind.
38:54Only found out
38:54when your birthday was
38:55because I called your mama.
38:56And I am still
38:56kind of mad at you
38:57for that.
38:58Me too,
38:58and so is Wesley.
39:00I'm not.
39:01Okay, so I assume
39:02that this is not
39:03just decorations,
39:03that there are
39:04some sort of sustenance
39:06and possible adult beverages.
39:08I'm on it.
39:09Thank you guys
39:09for being here.
39:11But just to clarify,
39:12I do want to be
39:14in my bed
39:14in an hour or so.
39:16Oh yeah,
39:16we'll be long on.
39:17Yeah.
39:19Okay.
39:21All right, Mom.
39:22Bye.
39:24I did it?
39:25It is handled.
39:27That took too long
39:29to happen easy.
39:30Is she okay?
39:31Are you okay?
39:32Yeah, no, I'm great.
39:33Okay.
39:34Actually, no,
39:34it went a lot easier
39:36than I expected.
39:37She understood
39:37the whole boundaries
39:38issue pretty quickly
39:39and acknowledged
39:40that she can get
39:41overexcited.
39:42Doesn't blame you or me,
39:43just blames technology
39:44for being too fun
39:46to experience alone.
39:47Wow.
39:48Okay.
39:49It sounds like
39:50it went great.
39:51Yeah.
39:51Well, what took
39:52so long, Mom?
39:53We started talking
39:54about a lot of other stuff.
39:55Like what?
39:56Nosey.
39:57Come on,
39:57if you want to tell me.
39:59Um, work,
40:02childhood memories.
40:04You.
40:05It was nice.
40:07Yeah.
40:08I bet you guys
40:09have a lot
40:09to catch up on.
40:11Yeah.
40:12Yeah, she did.
40:13She told me all
40:13about her weekly trips
40:14to the farmer's market.
40:15Oh, and she told me
40:16all about her friend,
40:17Linda,
40:18who has been acting like,
40:19and this is in my mother's words,
40:21a shrewd bitch
40:22with a stick shoved
40:23so far a press.
40:24Yeah, I heard about Linda,
40:25and honestly,
40:26I agree with your mother.
40:27She has to go.
40:28How'd you hear about that?
40:29That was not
40:29on the group chat.
40:32Nope.
40:34I...
40:37I am on a separate group thread
40:39with just your mom and Jenny.
40:41You are unbelievable.
40:42No, stop.
40:43To be fair,
40:44I did not start that one.
40:45Jenny did,
40:46but now I have
40:47two of my main sources
40:48for vintage Tim photos
40:49in the same place,
40:50so that's very nice for me.
40:51Oh, my God.
40:52Okay, so do I have to talk
40:53to Jenny now, too?
40:53No, no.
40:55But if you have that
40:57powder blue prom suit
40:59lying around,
41:00that would be nice.
41:01Okay, I'm sure I could
41:02and dig it up from somewhere.
41:04Wow.
41:04Yeah.
41:15Hello?
41:17I'm in the bedroom.
41:21I thought you couldn't
41:22be over another week.
41:23I moved some things around.
41:25Are you naked under there?
41:26100%.
41:27With the caveat
41:28that I have to go back
41:29in 36 hours.
41:31We can get a lockdown
41:32in 36 hours.
41:33We can.
41:38Just one.
41:40Yes, sir.
41:41Is everything all right?
41:42No.
41:44Luna and I are in a bad place.
41:50I don't know what our future
41:52looks like.
41:53I'm here at the hotel bar
41:55where I'll be staying
41:56for who knows how long.
41:58Sounds like you need
41:59some company.
42:00I'll be right there.
42:01Thanks.
42:04Maybe not right there.
42:06Hey, John.
42:07He won't be any more sad
42:08in 40 minutes
42:09than he would have been
42:10in 20.
42:11This is true.
42:14I'm sorry.
42:16I'm sorry.
42:16I'm sorry.
42:16I'm sorry.
42:16I'm sorry.
42:17I'm sorry.
42:20I'm sorry.
42:21I'm sorry.
42:21I'm sorry.
42:27I'm sorry.
42:29I'm sorry.
42:31I'm sorry.
42:49Damn it.
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