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00:00You
00:09High school almost killed me
00:14Came bloody close
00:17After almost being burnt alive I realized
00:21I'm a hot bitch to take out
00:25And so is hardly don't
00:27Have to tell you
00:29Even if she is a few classrooms short these days
00:35A lot changed in the last year
00:38Romance crossed enemy lines
00:41Some friendships were left for dead
00:46There was heartbreak
00:48And there was drama
00:52But we found a new normal in the end
00:58Some of us have flourished
01:00Well done
01:01Some of us are still annoying as hell
01:05As for me, I found my calling
01:08I'm gonna smash my exams
01:10Get into psych at university
01:11And continue being an absolute legend
01:16I'm done making dumb choices
01:19Being a magnet for chaos
01:22Dating the wrong guys
01:25Now I'm just gonna survive the final weeks of school
01:28So I can step into this beautiful thing
01:30Called adulthood
01:38That's not going to fit into the graduation video
01:41Um, the question was describe your high school experience in tree woods or less
01:46It was? You know I ramble
01:47Well I think you covered it with almost kill me
01:51The last days of school are crazy
01:54Help! Help!
01:55I do love the torture of your servants
01:58Please help!
01:58That one's just mean
01:59Oh my sweet little empath
02:01It's muck up day
02:02Yeah, we waited 13 years for this day
02:04For the right to terrorize the rest of the school
02:06Don't worry, Queenie
02:07It's character building
02:08Exactly, that was me in year 8
02:10And I turned out fine
02:11Debatable
02:13Confetti?
02:13High phosphorus detergent
02:15Can you hear the dolphins crying?
02:17Chill Greenpeace
02:18It was made very clear that environmentally damaging products would not be welcome
02:22Queenie, can you overrule this?
02:23The school captain
02:24But I'm the head of the graduation committee
02:26So muck up day falls under my remit
02:29Sorry Em, she's alright
02:31Where do you expect me to put this?
02:33Shove it up your ass, I don't care
02:34Don't know, just get rid of it
02:36Hey! I hope that's not a glitter bomb!
02:39What are you doing?
02:41Warning the others
02:42Becoming vice captain is probably the worst thing that could have happened to Sasha
02:46Yeah, total power trip
02:48You know, we could stash this at Rowan's place
02:50Hive line, bitch!
02:56You're the worst
02:58That's why I love you though
03:13Oh, boss really left his mark on this place
03:15Yeah, kind of unfair how we call it Rowan's place
03:20Heard he's um, he's at a hospital and back in Dubbo, so that's good
03:24Oh, good for him
03:29Oh my god, oh my god
03:31Trial exam results are in
03:3292 in biology, 95 in English, 85 in maths, the plan's on track!
03:37The plan's on track!
03:39What plan?
03:40Oh, me and Hopps go to Sydney Metropolitan Uni, Arts, Psychology
03:44We graduate with on-airs, go backpacking, join a K-pop entourage
03:47Then come back and start our careers and co-parent an Alaskan Malamute named Jack Barclay
03:52Yeah, that one
03:53Sounds lesbo, my plan's to not get anyone pregnant
03:57Yet
03:59Should've been Malachi's plan
04:01Oh, way to bring up grossed boyfriends past
04:04Yeah, I'm sorry
04:06Um, where's your shirt?
04:08Well, Sophie banned me from wearing it
04:10Apparently it's offensive to people who identify with having boobs
04:13Oh, she's going down
04:18Passive, aggressive, I'm sexy, obsessive
04:22That closet, impressive, she messy, possessive
04:26That message to the best job
04:27No guys, this isn't fair, I can only get some fun at a time
04:31MIMA!
04:37MIMA!
04:38Oi! Popo hi!
04:40Suck this!
04:41This time.
05:11Come on.
05:12If it don't take long.
05:14You need a little bit so you feel a little greater than everybody.
05:17Ah!
05:18Ah!
05:19Ah!
05:20Ah!
05:21Ah!
05:21Ah!
05:22Ah!
05:22Ah!
05:23Ah!
05:25Ah!
05:25Ah!
05:25Ah!
05:25Ah!
05:25Ah!
05:26Ah!
05:26Ah!
05:29Ah!
05:29Ah!
05:31Ah!
05:33Ah!
05:34Ah!
05:34Ah!
05:37Well, those boys certainly had some cheek.
05:41Who were they?
05:41Oh, who else calls us Povo High?
05:43St. Bruno's boys!
05:44Guys, let's not go pointing fingers without proof, okay?
05:47Thank you, Jojo.
05:48Excuse me, St. Bruno's have been very charitable to us in the wake of the fire.
05:54They've lent us facilities and they've also donated textbooks.
05:57Miss, they didn't give us anything this time.
06:00They took from us.
06:01Yeah, the head of the Ibis mascot.
06:04Wow, he's a really ugly crier.
06:07Yeah.
06:08As school captain.
06:09And vice captain, head of the Queer Environmentalist Social Justice Club and the graduation committee.
06:13I consider it my personal responsibility to ensure that morale remains high during these stressful times before we graduate, miss.
06:20Exactly.
06:21They didn't just take a mascot or an Ibis head, they took our school spirit.
06:26Hear, hear.
06:26And we're not going to let them get away with it!
06:28Hannah!
06:29We're going to just lay down and let them get down.
06:31Yes!
06:32I was just saying, settle down, everyone, please.
06:38All of you are nearly at the finish line of school, on the cusp of adulthood.
06:45Your trial exams are over.
06:47All that remains is showcase your final exams and graduation.
06:51You are so close to the end.
06:54Do not risk your very exciting futures on seeking retaliation.
07:02Am I clear?
07:05Am I clear?
07:09Yes, miss.
07:10Sure.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:12Yep.
07:14Oh my god, what have they done?
07:22Five years from now.
07:25Graduate drama school.
07:27Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, Tony.
07:30And attending movie premieres with Cash as my arm candy.
07:34They said that?
07:37Okay.
07:38Finish the apprenticeship.
07:39Um, and, you know, doing tattoos.
07:46Signing my multi-million dollar deal for my award winning podcast.
07:49Oh, about what?
07:50Anything I want.
07:52I'm a storyteller.
07:53Mum's got it all worked out.
07:55I'm going to be a carpenter, like Jesus.
07:58I think they earn pretty good money.
07:59It's just like, nothing but wood.
08:02All day.
08:03I am going to be a practicing vet having graduated from my uni of choice because I'm going to get
08:09that scholarship.
08:09Everything going to plan?
08:11I'll get drafted in an AFLW team.
08:13Whatever I need to do.
08:14I'll move anywhere.
08:15I guess it kind of depends where Missy gets drafted.
08:18Because she's going to get drafted.
08:20She's so good.
08:22Okay, where do I see myself in five years?
08:25I would love to start my own non-profit.
08:27You know, I wear my values and I'd like to do something along the lines of that.
08:31Um, just really helping people.
08:33Where will I be in five years?
08:36Yeah, I have no idea.
08:39I see myself in a mansion in Byron Bay opposite Chris Hemsworth with my sexy boyfriend Noah and my best
08:45friend Harper.
08:46All the Byron Bay locals will be my psychology clients.
08:49But I'll also dabble in spiritual healing and probably have a boob dump by that point.
08:57Looks great.
08:59Yeah, except I lost all of that footage because of the water bombs.
09:02Ah, no one will know that's missing.
09:05This video on my graduation speech for my last act of school captain.
09:08It has to be perfect.
09:09It will. It will be. I promise. Okay?
09:12Now just come hang out inside the bolo, alright?
09:14Everyone's there. There's no point obsessing over what happened.
09:16Come on. Come on.
09:20Oh, the St. Bruno's boys have been fucking with us all year.
09:23Why couldn't they just let us have our markup day?
09:25Because if they want something, they always get it.
09:29Do you think no one knows where the ibis head is?
09:30I don't know. Why don't we ask him?
09:33Oi, nah. You two. Out. Okay?
09:35My boss sees he's in here dressed like that.
09:36We're not staying, bro.
09:38Just pop by to see my stunning girlfriend.
09:41G'day.
09:42I really love that you showed your pink to my entire school.
09:45Yeah. That was Seb's idea.
09:48And the ibis head?
09:50Crime of opportunity?
09:51You'll get it back. Just don't let Seb know you want it.
09:56You enjoy the show, Dazzla?
09:57When was the last time you washed your arsehole?
10:01Where's the head?
10:03Oh, bah. If you want head, just arse nicely.
10:06Yuck.
10:08Would you help us get it back?
10:09Whatever. Not for this shit.
10:11Better get to work.
10:13Do you need a lift to Harry's?
10:15No, I'm not at Harry's tonight. I got a summer job at the Carnival in Towns.
10:18What?
10:19Well, I wouldn't set foot in that cathedral to white trash.
10:25How's your neck?
10:26You know, from my choke hold?
10:29You know, there's a strong correlation between violence and a low, low IQ.
10:34Alright.
10:36Back in your box.
10:37Bye.
10:39Come on.
10:40See you later, plebs.
10:42Hey, nice shorts.
10:43Dick.
10:46That piece of shit needs to go down.
10:50Noah too.
10:52It's us versus them.
10:53They have something of ours.
10:56We need something of theirs.
11:00A head for a head.
11:01Yes.
11:01Nope.
11:02You heard what Woodsy said.
11:05Since when do you care about what Woodsy says?
11:07Well, this time she's right.
11:09From now until the HSC, I'm literally spending every spare minute studying.
11:14I don't need any dumb distractions.
11:16And neither do you.
11:18This is our future, Hobbs.
11:29Darius then organized the Persian Empire into 20 provinces.
11:33Or satrapies.
11:34Why are you friends with Seb?
11:37I've known him since kindy.
11:39Yeah, we're kind of like you and Harper.
11:41Except Harper's not a massive dildo.
11:44Sometimes you're just mates with someone because you have a shared past.
11:47Doesn't mean they're going to be in your future.
11:49Brutal.
11:50People change.
11:51Go down different tracks.
11:53Well, that's not me and Hobbs.
11:55We're going to terrorize nursing homes together.
11:59So then I guess I'll be out of the picture by then?
12:02Yeah, you'll be dead already.
12:04I would have sexed you to death.
12:06Worse ways to go out.
12:08Like being assassinated by Anna Banis and his eunuch.
12:12I see what you did there.
12:14Gotta keep on track.
12:14Well, what would I do without you?
12:18All right.
12:19What caused the fall of Persepolis?
12:21Persepolis was sacked and burned by Alexander the Great in 330 BC.
12:29That was really good.
12:31Yeah.
12:33Now take off your cardigan.
12:35It's really cold.
12:37No, it's breathing.
12:39Take off your cardigan.
12:39Off.
12:41Baby.
12:42I'm not going to ask again.
12:46Okay, I wanted to beat you at Quizmaster just once.
12:49Oh, my.
12:51What, by cheating?
12:52Well, it's not fair.
12:53You've got a tutor.
12:54Yeah, and I give you all her notes.
12:57Give them here.
13:01Persian Empire.
13:04Pompeii.
13:10Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:14Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:24What else are you hiding?
13:37The Forbidden City.
13:41It's a grubby tactic.
13:45It's hard to focus now that I've seen your, um...
13:50Chichi.
14:01I mean...
14:02Gotta keep on track.
14:05Been crying okay night.
14:10Good night.
14:26All over.
14:28You cut...
14:34Get yourг measurable 8 minutes.
14:34I almostrudden ALLonen.
14:34But here's what the наконец was.
14:35It's a hobExecutive.
14:38Oh, Principal McMahon, we all really appreciate you taking the time to see us today.
14:46Our students were very insistent.
14:48No problem.
14:50This is our Year 12 Captain Sharma, his vice, Johnson.
14:53I've asked him to join the meeting, considering the nature of it.
14:56Now, let me get this straight.
14:58In fact, naked boys in Balaclava stormed Hartley High yesterday, and you think the boys are from this school?
15:09We know they are, sir.
15:10At this stage, that is a theory, yes.
15:12On what basis?
15:13Well, I think it's fair to say that there has been rivalry with our students and our schools.
15:19In the past, perhaps, this particular cohort has been very collegiate.
15:24They stole the head of our mascot.
15:26The chicken costume?
15:29It's an ibis.
15:31And it's an important symbol of our school.
15:34I'm asking that you question the boys on its whereabouts and get them to return it promptly.
15:38The logistics of what you're asking are a bit tricky.
15:41There are 112 graduating seniors, most of whom are not regularly on campus.
15:47I can identify one of the streakers.
15:49He's standing right next to you.
15:51Sebastian?
15:53That's not true, sir.
15:55I thought you said the boys were wearing Balaclavas.
15:57Well, yes, but you can see the bruising on his neck.
15:59That's where Harper tackled him.
16:01One of the year 12 students tried to apprehend one of the culprits.
16:06Sir, I wasn't there, and I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what they're talking about.
16:12Sebastian?
16:13How did you get that bruise on your neck?
16:15Spear tackle rugby game got a bit spirited.
16:17Oh, George.
16:20Bullshit.
16:21Okay, Sasha, please.
16:22I was two inches away from your penis, and I saw that ugly little birthmark next to your ball sack,
16:27and I will happily ID it.
16:29Okay, well, clearly we can't do that.
16:31Go on, show us your dick.
16:32Enough!
16:32This meeting is over.
16:39Sasha, please sit down.
16:42Well, that went well.
16:44Mm-hmm.
16:58Oh, what a dreamboat.
17:00Rack off, creeper.
17:02Who is he?
17:02Just an old friend, boyfriend, briefly.
17:06Oi, Noah.
17:06Yo.
17:07Girlfriend's keeping tabs on her ex.
17:09Another car.
17:10Harper mentioned him yesterday, and I was just curious as to what he was up to.
17:15Don't read into it.
17:17Cool.
17:18Well, good.
17:19Just going to hit the showers, and then I'll see you after.
17:21Okay.
17:21Talk to you soon.
17:22Love you.
17:23Love you.
17:25You are on a roll.
17:27Hmm?
17:27Stirring shit, stealing heads.
17:30Look, you've had your fun.
17:32When are you going to give it back?
17:33I don't have it.
17:34Not anymore.
17:35Where is it?
17:36In a place where you'll never be able to get it.
17:38I think there's a minimum annual salary requirement just to get in the door.
17:41Oh.
17:56Piece of shit.
17:58How do we break it to Quinny?
18:01we don't we go and get it back the whole point of him leaving it there was so we couldn't
18:07well
18:07there's got to be a way you're the one with the end i'm not exploiting my relationship like that
18:11so we just lie down and take it so you're choosing nowhere over me why are you so cut
18:19seb's always doing cook shit like this how is this time any different
18:29i i bombed the trials what how bad will be your marks bad enough that i'm probably not getting into
18:36uni it's okay it's okay okay we've still got coursework and and the hsc trials only count
18:45for 40 we can save the plan we're the only person i'd ever admit this to
18:52but maybe i'm just not smart enough i'll piss off you are the smartest person i know okay
18:59seriously you're just working two jobs and you've got so much on your plate you know
19:04that's never gonna change amory i have to support myself
19:10maybe
19:13maybe seb's right about me don't you dare say that seb knows nothing fuck that guy okay
19:19okay okay
19:27wait here
19:28wait here
19:31Oh, my God.
20:21A head for a head.
20:23Okay.
20:23I love you, Matt bitch.
20:25They left our Ibis at the art club.
20:27We'll leave this bus somewhere they'll never lower themselves to rescue it from.
20:31Centering.
20:31Okay, Matt, a third court.
20:33Guys, no.
20:33We need a thing bigger.
20:34We need to go large and we need to do it tonight.
20:37Oh, I can't.
20:38I'm working at the carnival.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, my God, Arps.
20:43Seb said he never set foot in the carnival.
20:45We could hang up from a ride.
20:47From a noose.
20:50We'll call it Operation Hedgehog.
20:53Hell yeah.
20:54All right.
20:54Yeah, I've done my fair share of B&Es with the art place.
20:57This one's, uh, not worth the risk.
20:59At least I don't think about breaking in.
21:00Harper literally works there.
21:02Got to be a way to Trojan horse this shit, right?
21:04Oh, my God, actually.
21:05Still.
21:06We could totally...
21:07Not worth the risk.
21:09Hey, no running in the hall.
21:12Oh, there you are.
21:13Okay, so I've been thinking about the revenge plan for the Ibis head and when...
21:16Oh, and we'd maybe still have it if you'd shut your hole in the Bruno's meeting.
21:22Anyways, I was doing some digging on St. Bruno.
21:25Turns out he was a Carthusian monk who was never formally canonized.
21:30Like, there's got to be a reason why.
21:32Wait, you're going to cancel a dead saint?
21:35Well, yeah, it's perfect.
21:37We hack into the St. Bruno School website so when people go there...
21:40Boom!
21:40Up comes a picture of Bruno, covered in the facts the church don't want you to know.
21:49Right.
21:50You know what, Sash, that's, that's, like, actually a really good idea.
21:55Really?
21:57Yeah.
21:57Yeah, I mean, we don't have a better one, right?
22:02I love it.
22:04Oh, yeah, sick idea, Sash.
22:06Great idea.
22:07Yeah, that's brilliant.
22:08Yeah, that's so good.
22:10Yeah, well, I thought so, so, um, great, team, I'll get started on the research.
22:16Hey, you're going to work, girl, boss.
22:18We love you, vice-captain.
22:20Alright, our plan shit's all over that, so I'll iron out the details and I'll see you there at 5pm
22:24tonight.
22:25Got it?
22:25Hell yeah.
22:26Hell yeah.
22:28It was an average egg who said, just one more time.
22:35One more climb.
22:38One last.
22:42Hi.
22:46But that final step
22:50would be his final breath.
22:55And all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my son together again.
23:05This is bad.
23:06I need to impress the drama school people.
23:08The drama showcase is in two weeks.
23:10As the president of the drama club, you should be doing better.
23:13You should be taking this more seriously.
23:14I'm just trying to lean into the comedy, Zoe.
23:16Well, I'm trying to get us top marks.
23:18You know what I give top marks to, Zoe?
23:21Your other writing.
23:24You both know it's not me.
23:26Curse!
23:27Curse on both your houses!
23:34Macbeth?
23:35The other one.
23:37Guys, what other writing?
23:40Um...
23:41Ants has found this website open on library computers.
23:46That's some pretty horny content.
23:49Very smart.
23:49Okay.
23:50Erotic fiction.
23:51Miss, called Velvet Thrones if you want to check it out.
23:53I'm okay.
23:54Thanks, Darren.
23:55Ant went full missionary.
23:56Yeah.
23:56Got everyone to read it.
23:58Everyone.
23:58Even the year sevens.
23:59Sick.
24:00The entire school.
24:02And you think Zoe wrote it?
24:03Probably not, but it feels so good to give a shit about it.
24:10I'm going to pretend I didn't hear any of that.
24:14I am heard it's actually really good.
24:18Have you, um, have you read it?
24:21No, I don't get off to words.
24:22I'm more of like a VR headset moisturizer kind of guy.
24:24Yeah, me either.
24:43Noah?
24:46Hi, Marie.
24:48What are you doing here?
24:49You didn't say you were going to come over.
24:50Oh, yeah, um...
24:52I left my charger, but, um, I can't stay.
24:55Harper's had a heap of shit day, so I need to...
25:01What is that?
25:03Why is your hair wet, and why do you smell like salt and vinegar chips?
25:10I went to the yoke club.
25:11You got the head.
25:13I just know how much it means to Quinny, so I, uh...
25:17Noah.
25:19Don't thank me yet, though.
25:20Um, strong winds overnight.
25:22Head fell off the bow into the water.
25:23Got swept onto the rocks.
25:25A crab made a home in its left eye socket, and then, um...
25:29The seagulls came.
25:33Oh, Jesus.
25:35Well, we could just clean it up.
25:36Yeah, I really didn't want to tell you this, Quinny, but, um...
25:40Seb took a shit in it.
25:44Seb is an animal.
25:47Which is why this mug needs to get it extra good.
25:59I want to meet Penetrator.
26:01Oh, that is not it.
26:04I wonder what he penetrates.
26:06Hearts.
26:07Minds.
26:07Souls.
26:08Well, probably vaginas.
26:13Bloody wristbands.
26:14Who needs blood spline to their hair?
26:16At this rate, I'll never be able to manage a hair.
26:18Guys, I was supposed to open my store 15 minutes ago.
26:20Come find me, yeah?
26:22Okay, thanks, babe.
26:22I'll see you.
26:22Oh, there's the others.
26:32Hey.
26:48It's Malachi, remember?
26:50Yeah.
26:51The guy who doesn't do goodbyes.
26:55Yeah.
26:58Um, I hope it's okay.
27:00I came, just Missy invited me.
27:05I only flew in this morning.
27:07We just, we wanted to hang out.
27:13Um, what are you doing back?
27:15Uh, her dad.
27:16He finished up his contract,
27:17so mum and I have just come to help pack up the house.
27:22Malachi, come on!
27:23Hurry up!
27:26Oh, I hate to cut short this beautiful reunion,
27:29but unlimited rides, people!
27:32Sorry.
27:33We're off the band, back together!
27:34Never leave us again, that part.
27:37Did you, um, did you know him?
27:40Uh, you know...
27:41No.
27:43I mean, Malachi did post a story
27:45of him boarding a plane in Dubai,
27:46so I knew that he was in the approximate geographical location.
27:48What?
27:49I was stalking his socials this morning.
27:50I didn't see that story.
27:51Oh, no, baby, it was just close friends.
27:53Which I am right,
27:53for the second learning you are one of.
27:55Look, it's a lot to unpack,
27:57but we need to remain focused on why we're here.
28:00No, you're right.
28:01Okay.
28:02Everyone's across the plan.
28:03Until go time, we just need to blend in,
28:05like regular teens enjoying a wholesome day out at the con.
28:09Period.
28:28Here we go.
28:31Right up off the street, you and I
28:37I don't even care to shake this in from you
28:46And we don't know where I'm going to race
28:53To dance, I guess
28:57I've got enough love to look around
29:08As you see, there's no one around
29:15Hold up!
29:17Thank you!
29:18You really are a witch.
29:20You just uttered his name and he was like, full on summit.
29:24Sorry, that must have been to shock you, okay?
29:27I am now.
29:28You're the pond, not the fish.
29:31Moved on, my life is spectacular.
29:35More importantly, how are you feeling?
29:39Hey, we're gonna get you through hops.
29:42Don't forget showcase, that'll make up for heaps of lost marks.
29:46I'm sorry.
29:46I know.
29:47Who else?
29:48I'm covered with brakes.
29:50You want to take yours now?
29:51Thanks, I don't need a bum.
29:53Not even to eat?
29:55My mate will get me something.
29:57Does your mate have a name?
29:59Amory.
30:00Amory.
30:01I thought it was gonna be beautiful.
30:04Chill, Liam.
30:05She's also got a really hot rich boyfriend, so don't waste your tickets.
30:08Oi!
30:09Chase Gert in your own time.
30:12Have another drink, Clancy?
30:14Whoa.
30:15Way to speak to your boss.
30:16No, my mum's the boss.
30:17He's just the mongrel that she's shacked up with.
30:21Let me know if you change your mind, yeah?
30:26Lock up your door.
30:28Hey, Chase Gert on your own time, yeah?
30:41Amory!
30:54Can we just...
30:58Oh, what's going on with...
31:01You moved halfway across the world, and I had to hear it for Lucy.
31:04I know, it was...
31:05It was a messed up time.
31:07At the very least, you could have said goodbye.
31:12Is that why you ignored my letter?
31:17I never got a letter.
31:20You kidding?
31:22What about the guy?
31:24To be honest, it seems like a pretty convenient excuse for you to pull out now.
31:28I can be a dickhead, sure, but I'm not a liar.
31:33No, I slipped it into your locker, the day of formal.
31:39That whole part of the school burnt to the ground.
32:03You're tragic, you going on this alone.
32:07Yeah, I'm not.
32:10You're coming with me.
32:25Oh, my God, this is so lame.
32:31You're scared.
32:33I'm not.
32:38You know, laughter is a stress response to fear.
32:41Okay, I'm literally about studying psychology.
32:44I think I can psychoanalyse myself.
32:47I'm not scared.
32:47Oh!
32:50I'm shooting myself!
33:04I don't think this is part of the ride.
33:09I must have just missed the sweet spot there, big man.
33:12Sorry about that.
33:13Better luck next time, eh?
33:15Alright, three tickets, three chances to win.
33:18You're on that chest there, Hercules?
33:20Yeah!
33:20Step up and print!
33:21I think I got it from here.
33:23You wish?
33:25Alright.
33:26Five bucks, as I can tell.
33:28Yeah, easy.
33:28Uh, are you forgetting something?
33:30I'm an athlete.
33:31I'll make you piss.
33:33Oh, the language of love.
33:34Want to learn?
33:35Want to check?
33:36You wish.
33:37Father of my babies.
33:40What?
33:44Yeah, alright, enough for me.
33:45Give me that thank you.
33:48I've paid for that.
33:50I think, I'll do it.
33:56We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen!
33:59That was so good!
34:00That was so good!
34:01That was so good!
34:02What prize do you want, Quinny?
34:05Slappy hand!
34:07Slappy hand!
34:08I have a sloppy hand!
34:09I have a sloppy hand!
34:10All yours, darling.
34:13Thank you!
34:13Yeah!
34:14Thank you!
34:23I actually would have piqued you for studying psych.
34:27Hmm.
34:28Yeah.
34:29I guess I've always been into watching people, you know?
34:32Trying to understand why they do the things they do.
34:36Then after all the row and stuff, I had to see a counsellor.
34:39So, you know, that really helped me.
34:43I thought I'd like to help people in that way too.
34:48I'm really sorry about what happened.
34:52What Rowan did, it wasn't your fault.
34:54Or mine.
34:56And even though it was an awful experience,
35:00it brought some really positive change into my life.
35:03Like meeting Noah.
35:05Oh, your boyfriend.
35:07You know?
35:08Oh, Missy keeps me updated, so.
35:11Huh.
35:15So how long is it?
35:17About a year.
35:19Yeah.
35:20After the fire, St. Bruno's invited us to use their canvas.
35:25Like, their oval art rooms, sort of.
35:28He's a private school boy.
35:30Yeah, but like, the least awful version of one.
35:33No, he's the best.
35:35Honest.
35:36Dependable.
35:37Loyal.
35:38That sounds like you're describing a dog.
35:42Well, dogs can't hold tents.
35:43So no risker than writing letters.
35:51So, um...
35:52Not that it really matters much now, but...
35:55What did you write me?
36:00What?
36:08Uh...
36:10It was everything I was too afraid to say to you in person.
36:15Like what?
36:18Yeah.
36:23That I just...
36:28Oh.
36:29Hi, Liam.
36:30Anne-Marie.
36:32So sorry to interrupt...
36:34this.
36:35Little Timmy in the car ahead puked up a...
36:38Sorry, you just...
36:41Puked up a daggy dog all over Dracula.
36:44Yeah.
36:45Just ready to see the exit, eh?
36:50What?
36:51Yeah.
36:57What?
37:00Sasha?
37:01What are you doing here?
37:03Oh.
37:03My parents forced me to come and herd my feral brothers.
37:09Hey, I'm sorry about snapping in that meeting before I...
37:13I should've just let you handle it.
37:16It's okay.
37:19Hey, Wiz.
37:20What are you doing here?
37:23What?
37:24Oh.
37:25My son, you had...
37:26Water, water, water, water, water, water.
37:32Sashi! Sashi!
37:33Look what I got!
37:34And I told you not to spend all of your money on that.
37:38Get here, we're going home!
37:39Hey! That's unfair!
37:40Mom said it wasn't right!
37:45It's time to immobilise. Operation Hedgehog is a goal.
37:47Carnival's closing in 30 minutes.
37:50It's go time.
37:59You heading off?
38:00I thought I'd stick around, actually.
38:03Need a ride, so...
38:05Did Mr. Tell you the full plan?
38:08To get revenge on those rich Bruno wankers.
38:11Okay, so you know you'll be waiting for that ride for, like, a while.
38:17Unless I wait with you guys.
38:21A lot of bodies.
38:22Little chalk.
38:26But if you want to get intimate with someone's armpit for the next few hours, be my guest.
38:30Mm-hmm.
39:11No.
39:12No.
39:25It's car time.
39:30The guys are insane.
39:32Sam's gonna shit himself.
39:34Roll out, roll out. Get your tickets to ride.
39:37Guys, guys, guys, guys, stop arming around.
39:39We need to get this done, and then we need to get the hell out of here.
39:42It's alright.
39:43I'll get the mannequin up there.
39:45Great.
39:46It's a Tony frog mouth!
39:49Nightmare fuel is what that is.
39:53It's alright, I'm good.
39:56It's alright.
39:56I'll get it.
39:57I've got this baby.
40:01Nope, nope.
40:02Cannot do it.
40:03No, cool, dude.
40:05It's like a legit phobia.
40:06You're a legit pussy, dude.
40:08I'll fucking say that again.
40:09Okay, there could not be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks.
40:12Please, please, settle down.
40:13Babe, babe, babe.
40:14It's okay.
40:16Settle.
40:17Settle.
40:19I'm bored.
40:20Oh, okay.
40:22Don't forget.
40:24This.
40:26Alright.
40:26Grab the rope, Harps.
40:28I'm just gonna keep lookout or whatever.
40:30Yeah, Missy, can you actually go do the same?
40:32This is our horror film, stop.
40:33And you know what to do, buddy.
40:35Do you know what to do?
40:36Um, and you two know.
40:37I really need to have a wee.
40:39Impeccable timing, seriously.
40:41Go find a bush.
40:42Okay.
40:43Go with.
40:44Coming, Queenie.
40:55Come on.
40:56Come on.
40:58Okay.
40:58Can you help me with it?
40:59Hey.
41:00Oh, Jesus.
41:02Come on.
41:04Hold it up.
41:05Okay, okay.
41:07Hurry up.
41:09Hold it up.
41:10Hold it.
41:10Hold it.
41:10Yeah, I've got it.
41:12Oh, my God.
41:16There we go.
41:18Oh, Bruno.
41:19Winnie.
41:22Suck it, Seth.
41:26Jesus.
41:27Oh!
41:28Whoa!
41:36What's going on?
41:37What's happening?
41:37I don't know.
41:39I don't know.
41:39Let's learn now.
41:42Malachi!
41:43Just leave it!
41:44No!
41:44Oh, my God.
41:50Come on!
41:52Come on!
41:53Come on!
41:54Come on!
41:59Oi!
42:00Come on!
42:01Oi!
42:02Come in, you little prick!
42:06Come back in, you little shit!
42:08Come back!
42:10Hey!
42:11Hey!
42:14Come back in!
42:18Oh, my God!
42:23Oh!
42:23It's me
42:32Mr. Elfilsk, yeah, don't be so
42:37La-la-la-la-la-la
42:39When I'm on the radio
42:43La-la-la-la-la-la
42:45Poor son of a-boy
42:47Poor son of a-boy
42:49Poor son of a-boy
42:53Poor son of a-boy
43:23Poor son of a-boy
43:57Poor son of a-boy
44:23Poor son of a-boy
44:24Poor son of a-boy
44:25Poor son of a-boy
44:28Poor son of a-boy
44:31Poor son of a-boy
44:31Poor son of a-boy
44:33Poor son of a-boy
44:35Poor son of a-boy
44:35Poor son of a-boy
44:38Poor son of a-boy
44:51Poor son of a-boy
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