00:01Meow-Cats, Meow-Cats, Meow-Cats, hello my Meow-Cats friends and-
00:06Whoa, your voice sounds different.
00:09Yeah, but you see, Meow-Cats here isn't a stupid child anymore and so they can't do my old voice.
00:15Alright, the whole call me Meow-Cats thing aside, your old voice was annoying anyways,
00:19and perhaps this new era of the show will be better than anything ever before.
00:23Because, you know, the clanker music in episodes 34 and 35.
00:27Well, to all zero of you who care, rest in peace Meow-Cats' old voice.
00:31This will be an important episode in the history of Meow-Cats.
00:34History? Now that you mention it, there is a lot of history in the world.
00:38And in our show!
00:40Yeah, no full context, you need to explain all of Meow-Cats' spies.
00:44Come to think of it, that's also a historical thing,
00:46where Meow-Cats misspelled spies and now it stayed that way as a stylistic choice.
00:50You'd think you'd look cool doing that, but it really just looked really stupid.
00:53History.
00:55Well, I've got something.
00:57Hey, you want to hear about my historical event?
00:58What, on April 4th, 1999, I arrived-
01:00Shut up. I've got something important to say.
01:02Alright, fine. I'll let you ramble before me.
01:05You see, I was born on May 9th, 1994.
01:08My biological parents were Yuri and Joey Taylor.
01:11My first few years of the planet were about as great as a very young child could be.
01:15However, my parents had a violent rivalry with the Meagleson family.
01:18So, on June 3rd, 1997, the Meaglesons bombed the Taylors' home.
01:23Since I was at a friend's house, I was the sole survivor.
01:25However, I was taken in by Jane Yin, who raised me.
01:29However, I always had one memento of my early childhood.
01:32The strolling of a sandwich.
01:42Alright, can we end the ominous silence and turn it into a more upbeat Kevin MacLeod song, like Mary Go?
01:48Meowcat, stop messing up the tone of this episode.
01:54Alright, fine.
01:56So, should we turn back on Safer, or...?
01:59Let's get back on topic.
02:01Yuri and Joey Taylor.
02:03Perhaps there's more about them to be uncovered.
02:05Well, since you don't want to talk about Kevin MacLeod music,
02:07I'll talk about the actual events of this episode and stop sawing to make it above two minutes.
02:11Anyway, it feels like a major turning point.
02:13My new voice...
02:15And my story...
02:16Well, it seems like it's the beginning...
02:19Of Season 2.
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