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  • 7 months ago
Après avoir insulté une contractuelle, le jeune Joshua est envoyé faire ses Travaux d'Intérêt Général dans une maison de retraite, tenue par un couple de Thénardier, et dont les pensionnaires sont tous d'anciens comédiens oubliés. Parmi eux, deux fortes têtes, qui n'ont rien perdu de leur enthousiasme juvénile: Julien Dorval, grande gueule au verbe haut et au langage fleuri, et son meilleur ami, le gentil Daniel... Joshua va vite se rendre compte que quelque chose ne tourne pas rond aux «Bleuets», et va s'ingénier à rendre la vie de ses pensionnaires plus douce, en leur offrant un dernier tour de piste...
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00:01It's coming, it's coming, it's coming
00:06Please
00:06Dot, please
00:07Careful
00:09Oh my god, it's not true, what happened?
00:12Question mark, what's wrong, young man?
00:14But it's okay, Dot, I stumbled on something there, like a wire
00:17It's
00:18A wire
00:19So, you thought of putting a wire in front of the elevator door?
00:22Sorry, but that's a completely stupid idea
00:25On my children's heads, that I had nothing to do with it
00:28R
00:29You lying, Orville
00:30Yes, but at the same time, he swears on his children's heads
00:33He doesn't have any children
00:35You know, I'll explain, there are seven of us residents here
00:39Three dying people who hardly ever leave the floor
00:43All former actors
00:45Seriously?
00:46Were you all actors?
00:48Oh, because no one told you
00:50No
00:50Oh, because you know, I'm going to tell you something
00:53Old people are annoying
00:56But then the old actors
00:57Oh, you're going to have a great time
01:00Here, Daniel
01:01Thank you Miss Lib
01:02That's, nice
01:03That's good
01:04Come on, I'll be right back
01:08Anyway, Daniel, you're being squeezed there
01:10You have to take them
01:11Oh what?
01:12Well, my goodness, at your age, huh?
01:14Tell me, it's full of crap
01:16It's compressed
01:17For example, I've been crushed in there for six months
01:20We've had to change the plant three times already
01:22We shouldn't be making pasta and soup for them every day
01:26They'll end up complaining
01:27Complain to whom?
01:28I don't know
01:29They don't have a family, that's their only good thing
01:31Listen, I'm already embezzling 65% of their pensions and 30% of their subsidies
01:37I can't work miracles
01:40Starting today, you'll embezzle 75 and 50
01:43No, but now, we're going to get caught
01:46R
01:47You scared?
01:48Don't tell me you have conscience problems
01:51Ah, sometimes
01:52Conscience is the excuse for the spineless
01:54Understand?
01:55You haven't
01:56Even been here for eight days
01:58You saw that there were a lot of things going on in this place
02:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
02:03The residents
02:04Oh
02:05No, I'm talking about the crappy room structure
02:08Zero leisure activities
02:12Anyway, the Turkish prisons next door are like club med
02:19Oh, crap gets subsidies from Jassel
02:21Who takes away almost all of our pensions
02:26It ends up being a nice little bundle of money
02:32Maybe not enough to provide us with
02:34And, but at least not enough to feed us and live decently
02:39So what are you implying?
02:41That trap is stealing from the cash register
02:43Trap and let's not forget the ugly one
02:50It looks
02:53Like
02:54An animal
02:55What's that?
02:56Ringing?
02:56It's going off
02:57Hello?
02:58Question mark
02:58Hello?
03:01Hello?
03:02The loon
03:07I'll call you back
03:08I'll call you back

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