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AlapačE 2026 - Epizoda 7 - DomaćA Serija
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07:40I would like to see my sister.
07:45I'm going to see you.
07:46Stop it, Stojanka! I'm talking to you five times!
07:49Stop it, Stojanka!
07:50Stop it, what is it?
07:57Look at this, this jacquina.
08:01She never can do anything.
08:04I have to do it.
08:05She's like a hundred feet.
08:07I'm just going to get out of here.
08:18Hello!
08:20Zoro, where are you?
08:22Here I am.
08:23I'm jogging.
08:24Yes!
08:27No, I'm going to hit you.
08:29I'm going to do a couple of times.
08:31I want to be ribetina.
08:33I'm going to be ribetina.
08:34I'm going to be ribetina.
08:36Good, good.
08:38Don't ask me,
08:40what am I doing?
08:42What am I doing?
08:43Oh, my God.
08:47Oh, my God.
08:49Oh, my God, my God.
08:50Help me, my God.
08:51Help me, my God, my God.
08:54Stop being mad, and you see what you're doing.
08:56What happened?
08:56Oh, my God.
08:57Oh, my God, my God.
09:00Oh, my God, my mother.
09:06Where did you do it?
09:07Oh, my God.
09:08Oh, my God, my God.
09:13Oh, my God, my mother,
09:15that hurt me.
09:16Wait, I can see how you're in pain.
09:19Let me open your eyes.
09:20I don't see you. I'm afraid of being scared.
09:23Oh, my God, I'm afraid of being scared.
09:26Oh, my God, I'm afraid of being scared.
09:27Oh, my God, my little girl.
09:28What's that?
09:28Little girl, little girl, little girl,
09:31you know how much she is.
09:32Look at me, I'm afraid of being scared.
09:34Oh, my God, what's that?
09:38What's that?
09:38Just how close did you think?
09:39Oh, my God, won't you go.
09:41Oh, my God, that made you laugh.
09:43Oh, my God, it is a $20,000-$30,000.
09:49What did you do, $20,000?
09:50Oh, my God.
09:52Oh, my God, that just threw you money.
09:54Oh, my God.
09:54Oh, my God, take me that money.
09:55Oh, my God.
09:58Oh, my God.
10:01Oh, my God.
10:03Oh, my God, holy God, my God, what did you do?
10:07Oh, my God, my God, holy God.
10:08I need to know where you were, where you were, where you were.
10:12I'm not a Gypsy S. Why do you know?
10:15How do you know the location?
10:17Why do you know? I'm in shock!
10:20You know, I'm in a few times in the last month.
10:24That's my payment.
10:27No, I don't know.
10:29Get me, please, I'm going to call you!
10:32I'm calling you, I'm calling you, I'm calling you, I'm calling you, I'm calling you!
10:34Don't do this! You're going to call me, just send me a repinu to Belgrade and you can wait for
10:39me to invite you and bring you everything.
10:41Don't touch me, I'm in my bed to prepare myself, I'm going to get myself and I'm going to come
10:45and meet myself.
10:45Don't touch me, please don't touch me! I'm calling you, I'm calling you!
10:52I'm calling you!
10:52I'm calling you, I'm calling you!
10:53I'm calling you, Stojanka!
10:55Oh my God, what did I expect if I had a foot on you?
11:01I'm going to put it on my leg!
11:03I'm going to put it on my leg!
11:10That's it.
11:1525.000 and 25.
11:1950.000 pounds.
11:21I'm full.
11:22I don't want to eat anymore.
11:25I don't know what to do.
11:29Here, please.
11:31Thank you, my soul. Is it a piece of paper?
11:33Yes.
11:36Oh, that's good, Stojanka.
11:38I'm dead in the mouth.
11:40Get out of the mouth!
11:41I have to remove it.
11:43I'm dead in the mouth.
11:44I'm dead in the mouth.
11:47I'm dead.
11:48I'm dead.
11:51I'm dead.
11:53I'm dead.
11:53You know, tomorrow's Day of the Ljubljans?
11:56What day of the Ljubljans?
11:57I call it the Day of the Ljubljans.
12:00And I'm the Day of the Ljubljans.
12:01Yes, it's true.
12:03Do you know that my husband's house never bought anything for that day?
12:08And flowers?
12:09What flowers?
12:10I could only be a flower, and if I'm on the terrace, I'll just die.
12:15Maybe when you die, I'll bring flowers to the garden.
12:18Why do I die?
12:19I'll bring my house to the garden.
12:21I'll just go and live.
12:22What are you doing?
12:24I see you're planning to live here with me.
12:27What?
12:28What's wrong?
12:29I'm sorry, Stojanka.
12:31What's wrong with you?
12:33I love you, my mother?
12:34I love you, my wife.
12:35Of course, I'm.
12:37I love you.
12:38I love you, my wife.
12:40I love you.
12:41I love you, my wife.
12:43Oh, you're not normal.
12:45I'm the Miki.
12:47I'm the Ljubljans.
12:48I'm the Ljubljans.
12:50I'm the Ljubljans.
12:51I love you for 27 years.
12:54Who's 27 years?
12:5627 years!
12:56She has 4 months.
12:59How much?
12:59What are you doing?
13:01I'm lying.
13:02I'm lying.
13:03I'm lying.
13:04I love you.
13:05I love you.
13:05I love you when my mother died.
13:08I love you three times.
13:09I'm lying.
13:10I'm lying.
13:11I'm crying and crying.
13:18How much never left me.
13:21My son.
13:22You're calling, I'm calling you?
13:23You're calling me?
13:24I'm calling you.
13:25You're calling me.
13:27You're calling me.
13:28I gel up and someone comes to me and says
13:30my wife will go out of the cage,
13:34I can't do it,
13:36I can't do it,
13:36I can't do it,
13:36I can't do it,
13:37In the evening, you would have been able to throw up the djubre and so on.
13:41No, he didn't make a mistake, he didn't make a mistake.
13:46He didn't make a mistake, he didn't make a mistake.
13:47How would I like when I would find a man to take me out of here?
13:52How would I like to do that?
13:54I would like to be able to take my legs.
13:56I would be ready to take my legs.
13:58I would be able to take my legs just to take you out of here,
14:02so I wouldn't see my eyes.
14:03How are you?
14:05What do you mean?
14:06Listen, Stojanka, I have a very wrong idea.
14:12What?
14:13In Paris, you know what I'm talking about?
14:15I know, I know.
14:17Yes, she is from Subopičasti.
14:19Listen, her daughter is called Katarin.
14:22She is an instrument for internet and applications.
14:27You mean we put the app on the phone and then we get to know?
14:32Bravo, bre, you see what you remember?
14:34Always.
14:35Let's go.
14:36We'll do that, let's say he is called.
14:38You mean you can find the soulful soul.
14:41What you talk about?
14:42Let's go!
14:43Let's go.
14:44Let's go.
14:45Let's go, let's go.
14:45Let's go.
14:48Let's go.
14:56Let's go.
15:00Tried to the nice.
15:01We call him.
15:04Here we go.
15:06Ujko!
15:07Ujko! Where are you, Ujko?
15:11He doesn't hear anything.
15:14He doesn't hear anything.
15:14I don't hear anything.
15:15I want to hear it.
15:17Wait, Ujko, wait.
15:21Here, sorry.
15:23Here, now I'm not going to hear it.
15:26Where are you, Ujko?
15:29What are you doing, Ujko?
15:30How are you?
15:32You are, you are, you are, you are, you are so old.
15:35Only the other skin and hair are you.
15:38I'm not going to ask you.
15:39Hey, Ujko, you are, you are good, Ujko?
15:42What are you doing there in Paris?
15:45You are, you are, you are, you are, you are.
15:49And I'm also a big face on you.
15:51I am you.
15:53How are you, Ujko?
15:55No, I am coming to you.
15:57I am looking for you.
15:59Sorry, you are over there in Paris.
16:01He has to have gone over there.
16:02Yes, you are.
16:04You are, I am coming to you from shame.
16:06You are angry, Ujko.
16:09You are.
16:10They are stupid, we are weak there.
16:12The magic is that they need it.
16:14There is someone's work to do.
16:14Yes, you are now.
16:17And I am coming to you.
16:22And they are supposed to do.
16:24Kremirali, ujko? Nisu ju klistirali, kremirali su, eto ti sahrana po novom!
16:30Jeste! Aha!
16:32De ti Katarina?
16:34Ne čuješ me, jelva, ne čuješ, o matora si, ujko moj, ne vidiš, ne čuješ.
16:41Da, evo, ujko!
16:42Kaj ćete da dođete ovamo, ujko?
16:46Dođi stojanka, odi da te vidi, moj ujko.
16:48Kod stojanke da dođemo!
16:50Dađi kad ti kažemo, odi da te ujko vidi.
16:53Kaj ćete dođete ovde, ujko, kod nas malo?
16:56Šta brze za petnaest dana?
16:58Kaki crni pretaest dana, ujko, šta je, tebi šta pričaš, bre?
17:02Pa mi nismo tu, ujko!
17:04Nismo tu, stojanka!
17:06Nismo, evo, stojanka kaže, nismo tu!
17:09Ba nemoj da dolazite, ujko, ma ni ovo gami krsta, nismo tu, šta pričaš to?
17:14Nemoj, stojanka, dođi u gas i molim te, ne čujem te, ujko!
17:19Ma ne, ujko, kakvi to, bre, ne pričaš, stojanka, odi gas i ovako, boga te molim!
17:25Ne čujem te, ujko!
17:27Ne čujem te, nešto mnogo slab...
17:31Ovaj kod, ne čuo se!
17:33To se ne čuje!
17:37Ujko, ništa te ne...
17:39Stojanka, dođu u gas i ovako, boga te molim te, ko sve su rođenu sve ću da uradim, molim te,
17:43ko boga sve ću da te učinim!
17:44E, ne čujem ništa, ujko!
17:52I šta sada da radim, ostodog bez momka?
17:57Šta sada radim, ostodog bez momka?
18:01Ne moja da se dereši!
18:04Slušaj ste, Janka!
18:06Uzimam stvar u svoje ove dve ruke zlatne...
18:10Šta, šta?
18:10I ja ću da ti instaliram implikaciju za upoznavanje!
18:14Stvarne?
18:15Jeste!
18:15Odkud ti to znaš?
18:16U mem, ja sam toko mala učila!
18:18Pa što smo onda zvali kaću?
18:20Pa ona brže od mene!
18:21Ajde, uzimajte!
18:22Uzimam i ja ću da ti nađem srodnu dušu, da se složite...
18:25Ajde!
18:27I sad ćeš ti da vidiš kako će to da izgleda!
18:35Vidi, sad smo instalirali!
18:37Jesmo!
18:37Šta sad treba da radimo?
18:39Sad tu treba da uneseš podatke, da napišeš koliko smo teške,
18:43koliko smo dugačke, koju boju volimo, u koji smo horoskopski znak...
18:47Čekaj da vidim, vidi šta sve ima, e!
18:50Šta?
18:50Kaže, koliko ste dugački, teški, ima i tetoviranih...
18:56Vidi, vidi, ima i debelih!
18:58Jaj!
18:59Jaj!
18:59I po čelu, i po telu ima tetoviranih i po tabanima, žaklina!
19:04Bože, daj da vidim to majke ti!
19:06Vidi!
19:06Jaj, crna sestra!
19:08Kako se ova i zove!
19:09Pogledaj ovo!
19:11Sve lepotan do lepotana!
19:13Na ovoj aplikaciji puku akvarium!
19:16Što bi rekli!
19:18Jaj, vidi ovog, molim te!
19:20Poglej ovo!
19:22Ne moj se smiješ, džubre, jedno bre, stani bre!
19:24Kako što sam ja, džubre?
19:26E, vidi ovaj majh i ti kaže...
19:28Jaj!
19:28Ja sam tebi rekla, ti mene da slušaš, daleko ćeš da doguraš!
19:32Znaš da Mica sa drugog sprata, svakog 24. ima novog dečka, a ona isti gabor.
19:37Što ne bi mogli ti!
19:39Svašta!
19:40Jeste!
19:41E, vidi ovaj Milan, kaže...
19:43Milan, možda ga zoveš Milanče!
19:45Ček, uveličaj ga!
19:46Eto!
19:47Eto!
19:47Širi ga to!
19:49Jeste!
19:49Evo ga!
19:50Kaže, vidi, 65 godina!
19:53Traži ženu da mu nesi pitu i da vozi prikolicu!
19:57Ma si ti normalno ovom porodičan čovjek, preskoči ga!
20:00Ma ovog je bog posla za teba, ženo!
20:02Ma ajde preskači!
20:03Daj drugog!
20:04Dobro čekaj!
20:05E ne ovo!
20:05Gle ovo!
20:08U kupači kostino!
20:12Joj Bože!
20:13Nešto mu ispalo!
20:17Joj, si ludo!
20:19Gle ovo majke ti!
20:20Ratko!
20:22Ratko!
20:23Ratko koji svira slatko!
20:2573 godine!
20:27Ova je dobar!
20:28Ej, kaže, pogledaj majke ti!
20:29I, kaže, ima tri svinca i ima, kaže, crvenog juga!
20:35Ovo ti je spoj romantike i avantura!
20:38Ne lupaj!
20:38Molim te, trebuje mi neko ko zna šta je struje internet!
20:41Daj ovamo to!
20:42Pa dobro!
20:43Ček' ja sad da pogledam!
20:46Vidi!
20:47Šta?
20:48Ček' kaže...
20:51Zoran, 62 godine, zna sve viceve iz 1983.
20:57Eee, to je dobro!
20:59Kad te iznervira, dovati ta te nasmeje, ta te stomak zaboli, onako voliš bajateviceve!
21:05Šta je to?
21:06Eve, eve neko!
21:09Stojanka!
21:10Šta ćeš ti ovde?
21:12To neki milioner!
21:32Šta ćeš ti na ovoj aplikaciji?
21:41To.
21:44O Bože!
21:45Evo ga!
21:45A?
21:46Šta kaže?
21:47Čitaj!
21:47Čitaj!
21:49Kaže, šta ima veze i ja imam pravo na ljubav, ali sad kad sam te video ovde, shvatio sam da
21:59mi je ljubav pred nosom.
22:00Pa ono što jeste, jeste, ženo. E vega mislim tu do tebe. Slušaj, da pokliknete još pojednom i znači, kako
22:08da ti kažem, pred oltar da te vozi odmah.
22:10Ne treba ti niko drugi.
22:12Drži ovo.
22:13Šta je?
22:14Idem da mu razbijem nos.
22:21Ja ću da vam bacam golubove kad se budete uđavali.
22:28Joj, joj, neće tebe nikom učenice ni na aplikaciji.
22:33Ne vredi.
22:34Džaba se ja, trudim, džaba se.
22:37Sada ću ja da vidim, more imat ja da rađem za mene.
22:41A prvo ću se slikati.
22:50Žaklina, vidi šta sam sve dobila za rođendan.
22:54Joj, na šta ličiš?
22:56Koji crni rođendan, bre.
22:58Prokla je dan kad sam se rodio.
23:01Zdravko.
23:04Marko.
23:05Goran.
23:07Zoran.
23:09Skoni to sa mene, bre. Šta stavljaš na mene ko da sam umrla? Šta je, bre, tebi ženo?
23:14Šta šta je, men? Šta je tebi? Šta mi bazaš to cveće?
23:17Nisam ti ja kriva što ti nisi dobila ni jedan cvet.
23:21Pa nisam dobila ni jedan cvet.
23:24Naravno da nisam.
23:26Pa nemoj da plačeš. Pa evo ti, evo ti, evo ti ovaj od zdravka.
23:31Ma zdravka umro pre 12 godina šta ti je breženo?
23:37Joj, stojanka!
23:39Šta je bilo?
23:40Da ti kažem nešto. Da nije bilo tvog rođendana ti ne bi znala šta je filodendrona, šta je ruža.
23:45Jesi čula? Džaba si sve ovo donosila i dobijala.
23:49Možda ja ne znam šta je ruža, ali znam da si se ti unakazila.
23:54Pa šta sam se unakazila? Pa neću da idem, bre, da dajem 5000 dinara kod frizera.
23:59Razumeš? Nego sam otišla jutro snapijac, sve sam lepo kupila.
24:02Kupila sam tri hidrogena od 48%, dva šampona od sluzo koze ili belog luka.
24:08Kupila sam i tri kutije farbe i sve sam to uvatila i utrljala sam u kosu ovako.
24:13Pa tu ti se sve zacementiralo.
24:15Pa zacementiralo se, bre, bog te jebo! Ja sve mislimo će mi pukne mozak!
24:19Pa koga si držala to na glavi?
24:2142 sata, stojanka!
24:23Ja se jesam unakazila! Jesam ja, priznajem!
24:26Al tebi neće niko da kaže u lice, za to sam ti ja druga lica i ja ću ti kažem.
24:31Pogledaj na šta ličiš. Oči ti se izbuljavile, ni na šta ne ličiš.
24:34Podrodak ti porasto, sise ti opale, umljake, da vidim, da vidim, umljake nemaš!
24:41Ti si žena Gabor!
24:42Ti ćeš da mi kažeš gmaz u jedan debeli, ti ćeš to da mi kažeš!
24:48Pa nisu mene u osnovne školi zvali žaklina celulitara nego tebe!
24:53Imala si celuliti na dupetu i na butinama i na ušima!
24:56A kad su kod pogojnog Milisava na svadbi rekli na mikrofon, moli se gospodja Stojanka da li srđe čorbu smeta
25:03muzici!
25:04Jao Stojanka! Tebe čovek treba da uvati da te nabije na sredba, a šta da ti naščepi noge i ruke!
25:10Vrane da plašiš! Razumeš?
25:14Beži mi, sociju!
25:15Šta ti je, bre? Beži mi, sociju!
25:18Šta ti je, Stojanka?
25:24Ja umljake nemam, a?
25:27Pa naravno da nemam umljake, zato što me tata nije napravio umljake, nemam zametke, ali bar imam pamet!
25:33A ne treba da ga okupljujem kao ti!
25:36Jao, jako ti pamet! Toliko da se sve mahovi nalepi širi po njoj!
25:42Izlazi iz kupatila kad ti kažem, naravno da imam pamet više nego ti!
25:46Žena koja se zaključava u kupatilo ne sme da izađe, samo da ne bi platila račune za struju!
25:52Jao, nisam se ja zaključala da ne bi platila struju, nego zbog tebe, džubre jedno matoro!
25:58Zbog tebe, zato što si opasno pozdravljena polju!
26:01Pa ja da nisam takva, ti bi mi sanat glavu popela moju!
26:05Nic sam ti na glavi!
26:07Žakljena, uzet ću sada šalci jer imam vrata da izlupam!
26:12Buši, buši, stojanka moja, bušiš, ne bušiš moja!
26:15Buši pa će da vidiš kako ovo do kotliza lije!
26:18Sad ću da ti jebe mator!
26:23Mrtvu majku mi psuješ!
26:25Šta je bilo, gospođi Ubljak?!
26:27Jao!
26:40Šta je bilo, sudija! Bla, bla, bla!
26:43Op, op, molija!
26:44Lovna vrtiturgija!
26:46Plastična hirurgija! Bla, bla, bla!
26:58Op, op, luzeru!
27:00Dođe juče, nismo tu!
27:01Žurka je na pteru! Bla, bla, bla!
27:04Op, op, horoskop!
27:05Op, čobanica, volipop!
27:06Sakucao, photoshop! Bla, bla, bla!
27:29Šta je, kako? Zašto!
27:30Zašto?
27:31Zašto?
27:31What kind, why? And why not.
27:34What kind, why? Why? Why how?
27:36Why how? Why? Why how? Why? Why? Why? Why
27:39Why she's too lazy?
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