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Heartbreak High (2022) Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00You
00:09High school almost killed me
00:14Came bloody close
00:17After almost being burnt alive I realized
00:21I'm a hot bitch to take out
00:25And so is hardly don't
00:27Have to tell you
00:29Even if she is a few classrooms short these days
00:35A lot changed in the last year
00:38Romance crossed enemy lines
00:41Some friendships were left for dead
00:46There was heartbreak
00:48And there was drama
00:52But we found a new normal in the end
00:58Some of us have flourished
01:00Well done
01:01Some of us are still annoying as hell
01:05As for me, I found my calling
01:08I'm gonna smash my exams
01:10Get into psych at university
01:11And continue being an absolute legend
01:16I'm done making dumb choices
01:19Being a magnet for chaos
01:22Dating the wrong guys
01:25Now I'm just gonna survive the final weeks of school
01:28So I can step into this beautiful thing
01:30Called adulthood
01:38That's not going to fit into the graduation video
01:41Um, the question was describe your high school experience in tree woods or less
01:46It was? You know I ramble
01:47Well I think you covered it with almost kill me
01:51The last days of school are crazy
01:54Help! Help!
01:55I do love the torture of your servants
01:58Please help!
01:58That one's just mean
01:59Oh my sweet little empath
02:01It's muck up day
02:02Yeah, we waited 13 years for this day
02:04For the right to terrorize the rest of the school
02:06Don't worry, Queenie
02:07It's character building
02:08Exactly, that was me in year 8
02:10And I turned out fine
02:11Debatable
02:13Confetti?
02:13High phosphorus detergent
02:15Can you hear the dolphins crying?
02:17Chill Greenpeace
02:18It was made very clear that environmentally damaging products would not be welcome
02:22Queenie, can you overrule this?
02:23The school captain
02:24But I'm the head of the graduation committee
02:26So muck up day falls under my remit
02:29Sorry Em, she's alright
02:31Where do you expect me to put this?
02:33Shove it up your ass, I don't care
02:34Don't know, just get rid of it
02:36Hey! I hope that's not a glitter bomb!
02:39What are you doing?
02:41Warning the others
02:42Becoming vice captain is probably the worst thing that could have happened to Sasha
02:46Yeah, total power trip
02:48You know, we could stash this at Rowan's place
02:50Hive line, bitch!
02:56You're the worst
02:58That's why I love you though
03:13Oh, boss really left his mark on this place
03:15Yeah, kind of unfair how we call it Rowan's place
03:20Heard he's um, he's at a hospital and back in Dubbo, so that's good
03:24Oh, good for him
03:29Oh my god, oh my god
03:31Trial exam results are in
03:3292 in biology, 95 in English, 85 in maths, the plan's on track!
03:37The plan's on track!
03:39What plan?
03:40Oh, me and Hopps go to Sydney Metropolitan Uni, Arts, Psychology
03:44We graduate with on-airs, go backpacking, join a K-pop entourage
03:47Then come back and start our careers and co-parent an Alaskan Malamute named Jack Barclay
03:52Yeah, that one
03:53Sounds lesbo, my plan's to not get anyone pregnant
03:57Yet
03:59Should've been Malachi's plan
04:01Oh, way to bring up grossed boyfriends past
04:04Yeah, I'm sorry
04:06Um, where's your shirt?
04:08Well, Sophie banned me from wearing it
04:10Apparently it's offensive to people who identify with having boobs
04:13Oh, she's going down
04:18Passive, aggressive, I'm sexy, obsessive
04:22That closet, impressive, she messy, possessive
04:26That message to the best job
04:27No guys, this isn't fair, I can only get some fun at a time
04:31You loved it
04:32You didn't Madonna
04:37Oi! Popo High! Suck this!
04:41Ha
04:41O increased bl Muller
04:46Woo!
04:49Woo!
04:51Woo!
04:53Wooап!
04:54Game book
04:58Love me
04:59You wanna make something that can make you fit in
05:03This time, you say you're just fine
05:06You need a little something that can make you fit in
05:10Come on, it'll take more
05:13You need a little bit so you send him
05:16Where's the chance to go?
05:18Let's go!
05:19Woo-hoo-hoo!
05:20I got one!
05:21I got one!
05:22He's in the head!
05:23Woo-hoo!
05:25Woo-hoo!
05:33What just happened?
05:37Well, those boys certainly had some cheek
05:41Who were they?
05:41Oh, who else calls us Povo High?
05:43St. Bruno's boys!
05:44Guys, let's not go pointing fingers without proof, okay?
05:47Thank you, JoJo
05:48Excuse me, St. Bruno's have been very charitable to us in the wake of the fire
05:54They've been to us facilities and they've also donated textbooks
05:57Miss, they didn't give us anything this time, they took from us
06:01Yeah, the head of the Ibis mascot
06:04Wow, he was a really ugly crier
06:06Yeah
06:08As school captain
06:08And vice captain, head of the queer environmentalist social justice club and the graduation committee
06:13I consider it my personal responsibility to ensure that morale remains high during these stressful times before we graduate, miss
06:19Exactly
06:20They didn't just take a mascot or an Ibis head, they took our school spirit
06:26Hear, hear
06:26And we're not gonna let them get away with it!
06:28Yeah!
06:29We're gonna just lay down and let them get down
06:31Yes!
06:31What did you say?
06:32Settle down everyone, please, thank you
06:38All of you
06:40Are nearly at the finish line of school
06:43On the cusp of adulthood
06:45Your trial exams are over
06:47All that remains is showcase your final exams and graduation
06:50You are so close to the end
06:53Do not risk your very exciting futures on seeking retaliation
07:02Am I clear?
07:04Well, but
07:05Am I clear?
07:09Yes, miss
07:10Sure
07:10Yeah, sure
07:11Yes, miss
07:12Yep
07:13Oh my god, what have they done?
07:22Five years from now
07:25Graduate drama school
07:27Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, Tony
07:29And attending movie premieres with Cash as my arm candy
07:34They said that
07:36Okay
07:37Finished the apprenticeship
07:39Um, and
07:41You know
07:43Doing
07:44Doing tattoos
07:45Signing my multi-million dollar deal for my award winning podcast
07:49Oh
07:49About what?
07:50Anything I want
07:51I'm a storyteller
07:53Mum's got it all worked out
07:54I'm gonna be a carpenter
07:56Like Jesus
07:57They earn pretty good money
07:59It's just like
08:00Nothing but wood
08:02All day
08:03I am going to be a practicing vet
08:05Having graduated from my uni of choice
08:07Because I am going to get that scholarship
08:09Everything go in a plan
08:11I'll get drafted in an AFLW team
08:13Whatever I need to do
08:14I'll move anywhere
08:15I guess it kind of depends where Missy gets drafted
08:18Because she's gonna get drafted
08:20She's so good
08:22Okay, where do I see myself in five years?
08:25I would love to start my own non-profit
08:27You know, I wear my values
08:29And I'd like to do something along the lines of that
08:31Um, just really helping people
08:33Where will I be in five years?
08:36Yeah, I have no idea
08:39I see myself in a mansion in Byron Bay opposite Chris Hemsworth
08:43With my sexy boyfriend Noah and my best friend Harper
08:46All the Byron Bay locals will be my psychology clients
08:49But I'll also dabble in spiritual healing
08:51And we'll probably have a boob jump by that point
08:57Looks great
08:59Yeah, except I lost all of that footage because of the water bombs
09:01Ah, no one will know that's missing
09:05This video on my graduation speech to my last act as school captain
09:08It has to be perfect
09:09It will
09:09It will be
09:10I promise
09:11Okay?
09:12Now just come hang out inside the bowler, alright?
09:14Everyone's there
09:14There's no point obsessing over what happened
09:16Come on
09:17Come on
09:20Oh, the St. Bruno's boys have been fucking with us all year
09:23Why couldn't they just let us have our markup day?
09:26Because if they want something, they always get it
09:28Do you think no one knows where the ibis head is?
09:30I don't know, why don't we ask him?
09:33Oi, nah, you two out, okay?
09:35My boss sees he's in here dressed like that
09:36We're not staying, bro
09:38Just pop by to see my stunning girlfriend
09:41G'day
09:41I really love that you showed your pink to my entire school
09:45Yeah
09:45That was Seb's idea
09:47And the ibis head?
09:49Crime of opportunity?
09:51You'll get it back, just don't let Seb know you want it
09:55You enjoy the show, Dazzler?
09:57When was the last time you washed your arsehole?
10:01Where's the head?
10:03Oh, bah
10:03If you want head, just ask nicely
10:06Yuck
10:08Would you help us get it back?
10:09Whatever, not for this shit
10:11Gotta get to work
10:13Do you need a lift to Harry's?
10:15No, I'm not at Harry's tonight
10:16I got a summer job at the carnival in town
10:18What?
10:19I wouldn't set foot in that cathedral to white trash
10:25How's your neck?
10:26You know, from my choke hold?
10:29You know, there's a strong correlation between violence
10:32And a low, low IQ
10:34All right
10:36Back in your box
10:37Bye
10:39Come on
10:40See you later, plebs
10:42Hey, nice shorts
10:43Dick
10:46That piece of shit needs to go down
10:50Noah too
10:51It's us versus them
10:53They have something of ours
10:55We need something of theirs
11:00A head for a head
11:01Yes
11:01Nope
11:02You heard what Woodsy said
11:05Since when do you care about what Woodsy says?
11:07Well, this time she's right
11:09From now until the HSC
11:11I'm literally spending every spare minute studying
11:13I don't need any dumb distractions
11:16And neither do you
11:18This is our future, Hobbes
11:29Darius then organised the Persian Empire into twenty provinces
11:32Or satrapies
11:34Why are you friends with Seb?
11:37I've known him since kindy
11:39Yeah, we're kind of like you and Harper
11:40Except Harper's not a massive dildo
11:44Sometimes you just mates with someone because you have a shared past
11:47Doesn't mean they're going to be in your future
11:49Brutal
11:50What? People change
11:51Go down different tracks
11:53That's not me and Hobbes
11:54We're going to terrorise nursing homes together
11:59So then I guess I'll be out of the picture by then?
12:02Yeah, you'll be dead already
12:04I would have sexed you to death
12:06Worse ways to go out
12:08Like being assassinated by Anna Banis and his eunuch
12:12I see what you did there
12:13Gotta keep on track
12:15Well, what would I do without you?
12:18Alright
12:18What caused the fall of Persepolis?
12:21Persepolis was sacked and burned by Alexander the Great in um...
12:26330 BC
12:29That was really good
12:31Yeah
12:32Now take off your cardigan
12:35It's really cold
12:37No, it's breathing
12:38Take off your cardigan
12:39Off
12:41Baby
12:41I'm not going to ask again
12:47Okay, I wanted to beat you at Quizmaster just once
12:49Oh my...
12:50What, by cheating?
12:52Well, it's not fair, you've got a Tudor
12:54Yeah, and I give you all her notes
12:56Give him here
12:58Give him here
13:01Persian Empire
13:04Pompeii
13:09Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:11I'm not going to ask you
13:12I'm not going to ask you
13:13I'm not going to ask you
13:16I'm not going to ask you
13:20I'm not going to ask you
13:23I'm not going to ask you
13:24I'm not going to ask you
13:24I'm not going to ask you
13:24I'm not going to ask you
13:24I'm not going to ask you
13:24What else is hiding?
13:28I'm not going to ask you
13:29I'm not going to ask you
13:31I'm not going to ask you
13:33I'm not going to ask you
13:34I'm not going to ask you
13:34I'm not going to ask you
13:37I'm not going to ask you
13:38I'm not going to ask you
13:42It's a grubby tactic.
13:45It's hard to focus now that I've seen your, um...
13:50change shape.
14:01I mean...
14:02Gotta keep on track.
14:20¶¶
14:34¶¶
14:38Oh, Principal McMahon.
14:40Um, we all really appreciate, uh, you taking the time to see us today.
14:46Our students were very insistent.
14:48No problem.
14:50This is our Year 12 Captain Sharma, his vice, Johnson.
14:53I've asked him to join the meeting, considering the nature of it.
14:56Now, let me get this straight.
15:00Naked boys in balaclavas stormed Hartley High yesterday.
15:07And you think the boys are from this school?
15:08We know they are, sir.
15:10At this stage, that is a theory, yes.
15:12On what basis?
15:13Well, I think it's fair to say that there has been rivalry with our students and our schools.
15:19In the past, perhaps, this particular cohort has been very collegiate.
15:24They stole the head of our mascot.
15:27The chicken costume?
15:29It's an ibis.
15:31And it's an important symbol of our school.
15:34I'm asking that you question the boys on its whereabouts and get them to return it promptly.
15:38The logistics of what you're asking are a bit tricky.
15:41There are 112 graduating seniors, most of whom are not regularly on campus.
15:47I can identify one of the streakers.
15:49He's standing right next to you.
15:51Sebastian?
15:53That's not true, sir.
15:55I thought you said the boys were wearing balaclavas.
15:57Well, yes, but you can see the bruising on his neck.
15:59That's where Harper tackled him.
16:01One of the year 12 students tried to apprehend one of the culprits.
16:06Sir, I wasn't there.
16:07And to be honest with you, I have no idea what they're talking about.
16:12Sebastian, how did you get that bruise on your neck?
16:14Spear tackle rugby game got a bit spirited.
16:16Oh, George.
16:20Bullshit.
16:21Okay, Sasha, please.
16:22I was 2 inches away from your penis and I saw that ugly little birthmark next to your ballsack and
16:27I will happily ID it.
16:29Okay, well clearly we can't do that.
16:31Go on, show us your dick.
16:32Enough!
16:32This meeting is over.
16:39Sasha, please sit down.
16:42Well, that went well.
16:59What a dreamboat.
17:00Rack off, creeper.
17:02Who is he?
17:02Just an old friend.
17:04Boyfriend, briefly.
17:05Oi, Noah!
17:07Girlfriend's keeping tabs on her ex.
17:09Another car?
17:10Harper mentioned him yesterday,
17:12and I was just curious as to what he was up to.
17:14Don't read into it.
17:17Cool.
17:18Well, good.
17:19Just gonna hit the showers and then I'll see you after.
17:21Okay.
17:21Talk to you soon.
17:22Love you.
17:23Love you.
17:25You are on a roll.
17:27Hmm?
17:27Stirring shit, stealing heads.
17:30Look, you've had your fun.
17:32When are you gonna give it back?
17:33I don't have it.
17:34Not anymore.
17:35Where is it?
17:36In a place where you'll never be able to get it.
17:38I think there's a minimum annual salary requirement just to get in the door.
17:43Oh shit.
17:48Oh shit.
17:52Shit.
18:01I'm not gonna give it back!
18:04Oh...
18:05Oh boy, I'm not losing.
18:07Oh boy.
18:07Piece of shit.
18:09I'm not exploiting my relationship like that, Harper.
18:12So we just lie down and take it?
18:15So you're choosing Noah over me?
18:18Why are you so cut?
18:20Seb's always doing cooked shit like this.
18:22How is this time any different?
18:26I...
18:29I bombed the trials.
18:31What? How bad were your marks?
18:34Bad enough that I'm probably not getting into uni.
18:39It's okay. It's okay, okay?
18:42We've still got coursework and the HSC trials only count for 40%.
18:45We can save the plan.
18:48I'm like the only person I'd ever admit this to.
18:52But maybe I'm just not smart enough.
18:55I'll piss off. You are the smartest person I know, okay?
18:59Seriously, you're just working two jobs
19:02and you've got so much on your plate, you know?
19:04That's never gonna change, Emery.
19:06I have to support myself.
19:10Maybe...
19:13Maybe Seb's right about me.
19:15Don't you dare say that.
19:17Seb knows nothing.
19:18Fuck that guy, okay?
19:20Okay?
19:28Wait here.
19:28I have to go now.
19:30Stop.
19:44I have to go now.
19:49I have to go now.
20:21A head for a head.
20:23Okay.
20:23I love you, Matt bitch.
20:25They left our Ibis at the art club.
20:27We'll leave this bus somewhere they'll never lower themselves to rescue it from.
20:31Sennelie.
20:31Okay, Matt, a food court.
20:32Guys, no.
20:33We need a thing bigger.
20:34We need to go large and we need to do it tonight.
20:37Oh, I can't.
20:38I'm working at the carnival.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, my God, Arps.
20:43Seb said he never set foot in the carnival.
20:45We could hang up from a ride.
20:47From a noose.
20:50We'll call it.
20:52Operation Hedgehog.
20:53Hell, yeah.
20:54All right.
20:54Yeah, I've done my fair share of B&Es with the Adelaide.
20:57This one's not worth the risk.
20:59At least I don't think about breaking in.
21:00Harper literally works there.
21:02Got to be a way to Trojan horse this shit, right?
21:04Oh, my God, actually.
21:05Still.
21:06We could totally...
21:07Not worth the risk.
21:09Hey, no running in the hall.
21:12Oh, there you are.
21:13Okay, so I've been thinking about the revenge plan for the Ibis head and when...
21:17Maybe still have it if you'd shut your hole in the Brunos meeting.
21:22Anyways, I was doing some digging on St. Bruno.
21:25Turns out he was a Carthusian monk who was never formally canonized.
21:30Like, there's got to be a reason why.
21:32Wait, you're going to cancel a dead saint?
21:35Well, yeah.
21:36It's perfect.
21:36We hack into the St. Bruno School website so when people go there...
21:40Boom!
21:41Up comes a picture of Bruno covered in the facts the church don't want you to know.
21:49Right.
21:50You know what, Sash?
21:51That's, like, actually a really good idea.
21:55Really?
21:57Yeah.
21:57Yeah, I mean, we don't have a better one, right?
22:02I love it.
22:04Oh, yeah.
22:05Sick idea, Sash.
22:06That's a great idea.
22:07Yeah, that's a good idea.
22:08Yeah, that's a good idea.
22:08Yeah, that's a good idea.
22:08Yeah, that's a good idea.
22:09Yeah, that's a good idea.
22:09Yeah, that's a good idea.
22:10Yeah, well, I thought so.
22:11So, um, great team.
22:14I'll get started on the research.
22:16Hey, you're good to work, girl, boss.
22:18We love you, Vice Captain.
22:20All right, I'll plan shit's all over that.
22:22So, I'll iron out the details and I'll see you there at 5pm tonight.
22:25Got it?
22:25Hell yeah.
22:26Hell yeah.
22:28It was an average egg.
22:30Who said, just one more time.
22:35One more climb.
22:38One last.
22:43Hi.
22:46But that final step
22:50would be his final breath.
22:55And all the king's horses
22:57and all the king's men
22:59couldn't put my son together again.
23:05This is bad.
23:06I need to impress the drama school people.
23:08The drama showcase is in two weeks.
23:10As the president of the drama club,
23:12you should be doing better.
23:13You should be taking this more seriously.
23:15I'm just trying to lean into the comedy, Zoe.
23:16Well, I'm trying to get us top marks.
23:18You know what I give top marks to, Zoe?
23:21Your other writing.
23:24You both know it's not me.
23:27Curse.
23:27Curse on both your houses.
23:29Oh!
23:34Macbeth?
23:35The other one.
23:37Guys, what other writing?
23:40Um...
23:41Ants found this website open
23:43on library computers.
23:46That's some pretty horny content.
23:49Very smart.
23:50Erotic fiction.
23:51Miss called Velvet Thrones, if you want to check it out.
23:53I'm okay.
23:54Thanks, Darren.
23:55Ant went full missionary.
23:56Yeah.
23:56Got everyone to read it.
23:57Everyone.
23:58Give it to your sevens.
23:59Sick.
24:00The entire school.
24:02And you think Zoe wrote it?
24:03Probably not, but it feels so good to give a shit about it.
24:10I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear any of that.
24:14I heard it's actually really good.
24:18Have you, um...
24:20Have you read it?
24:21No, I don't get off to words.
24:22I'm more of like a VR headset moisturizer kind of guy.
24:24Yeah, me either.
24:25Yeah.
24:43Noah?
24:46Hi, Marie.
24:48What are you doing here?
24:49You didn't say you were gonna come over.
24:50Oh, yeah.
24:52Um...
24:52I left my charger.
24:54But, um...
24:55I can't stay.
24:55Harper's had a heap shit day, so I need to...
25:00What is that?
25:03Why is your hair wet?
25:05And...
25:05Why do you smell like salt and vinegar chips?
25:10I went to the yoke club.
25:11You got the head.
25:13I just know how much she means to Quinny, so I...
25:17Noah.
25:18Yeah.
25:19Don't thank me yet, though.
25:20Um...
25:21Strong winds overnight.
25:22Head fell off the bow into the water.
25:23Got swept onto the rocks.
25:25A crab made a home in its left eye socket.
25:27And then, um...
25:29The seagulls came.
25:33Oh!
25:34Jesus!
25:35Well, we could just clean it up.
25:36Yeah.
25:37I really didn't want to tell you this, Quin, but, um...
25:40Seb took a shit in it.
25:43Uh!
25:44Seb is...
25:45An animal.
25:47Hmm.
25:47Which is why...
25:48This mug...
25:50Needs to get it extra good.
25:59I want to meet Penetrator.
26:02That is not it.
26:04I wonder what he penetrates.
26:05Hearts.
26:07Minds.
26:07Souls.
26:08Well, probably vaginas.
26:13Bloody wristbands.
26:14Who needs blood supply to their hair?
26:16At this rate, I'll never be able to manage it again.
26:18Guys, I was supposed to open my store 15 minutes ago.
26:20Come find me, yeah?
26:22Okay, thanks, babe.
26:22I'll see you later.
26:22Oh, there's the others.
26:23Well, it's just...
26:33Hey!
26:48It's Malachi.
26:50Remember?
26:50Yeah.
26:51Uh...
26:51Yeah.
26:52He's the guy who doesn't do goodbyes.
26:55Yeah.
26:58Um, I hope it's okay. I came, just...
27:01Missy invited me.
27:05I only flew in this morning. We just wanted to hang out.
27:13Um...
27:13What are you doing back?
27:15Uh, Dad. He finished up his contract.
27:18So Mum and I have just come to help hang up the house.
27:22Malachi, come on! Hurry up!
27:26Oh, I hate to cut short this beautiful reunion,
27:29but unlimited rides, people!
27:32Sorry.
27:33We're off the band, back together!
27:34Never leave us again, Malachi.
27:37Did you, um, did you know...
27:40No.
27:42I mean, Malachi did post a story of him boarding a plane in Dubai,
27:46so I knew that he was in the approximate geographical location.
27:48What? I was stalking his socials this morning. I didn't see that story.
27:51Maybe it was just close friends.
27:53Which I am right the second learning you are one of.
27:55Look, it's a lot to unpack, but we need to remain focused on why we're here.
28:00No, you're right. Okay.
28:02Everyone's across the plan.
28:03Until go time, we just need to blend in,
28:05like regular teens enjoying a wholesome day out at the con.
28:08Period.
28:26Huh? Oh yeah?
28:27Oh yeah?
28:29Oh yeah?
28:30Like what, right above the street?
28:35Who and I?
28:37I,
28:38I,
28:39I,
28:39I,
28:39I,
28:41I
28:42To shake the same for me
28:45And we don't know
28:49Where I'm going through my hands
28:54To dance
28:55Oh yes
28:57Got enough
28:59To look
29:02As you see there's no one around
29:15Hold up
29:17Thank you
29:18You really are a witch
29:20You just uttered his name and he was like
29:22Full on summit
29:24Sorry that must have been to shock you okay
29:27I am now
29:28You're the pond not the fish
29:31Moved on my life is spectacular
29:35More importantly
29:36How are you feeling
29:39Hey
29:40We're gonna get you through hops
29:42Don't forget showcase
29:43That'll make up for heaps of lost marks
29:46I'm sorry
29:47Yeah well
29:48I'm covering brakes
29:50You wanna take yours now
29:51Uh thanks I don't need a bum
29:53Not even to eat
29:54My mate will get me something
29:57Does your mate have a name
29:59Amory
30:00Amory
30:01I thought it was gonna be beautiful
30:04Chill Liam
30:05She's also got a really hot rich boyfriend
30:07So don't waste your tickets
30:08Oi
30:09Chase Gert in your own time
30:12Have another drink Clancy
30:13Whoa
30:15Way to speak to your boss
30:16No my mum's the boss
30:17He's just the mongrel that she's shacked up with
30:21Let me know if you change your mind yeah
30:26Lock up your daughter
30:28Hey chase Gert on your own time yeah
30:41Amory
30:54Can we just
30:59What's going on
31:00We made a talk way across the world
31:02And I had to hear it from Lucy
31:04I know it was
31:05It was a messed up time
31:07At the very least
31:07You could have said goodbye
31:12As that why
31:14You ignored my letter
31:17I never got a letter
31:20You didn't?
31:21No no like I
31:24To be honest
31:25It seems like a pretty convenient excuse
31:27For you to pull out now
31:28No
31:28I can be a dickhead
31:30Sure
31:30But I'm not a liar
31:33No I slipped it into your locker
31:34The day of formal
31:39That whole part of the school burnt to the ground
32:03You're tragic
32:04You
32:05Going on this alone
32:07Yeah I'm not
32:10You're coming with me
32:25Oh my god this is so lame
32:31You're scared
32:33I'm not
32:34Oh
32:38You know laughter is a stress response to fear
32:41Okay I'm literally about the studying psychology
32:44I think I can psychoanalyse myself
32:46Thank you
32:46I'm not scared
32:47Oh
32:49I'm shooting myself
33:04I don't think this is part of the ride
33:10Must have just missed the sweet spot there big man
33:12Sorry about that
33:13Better luck next time eh
33:14All right
33:15Three tickets
33:16Three chances to win
33:17Here on that chest there Hercules
33:19Yeah
33:20Yeah
33:20Step up and print
33:21I think I got it from here
33:23You wish
33:25All right
33:26Five bucks as I can tell
33:28Yeah
33:28Easy
33:28Uh are you forgetting something
33:30I'm an athlete
33:31I'll make you piss
33:32Oh the language of love
33:34Want to learn
33:35And check
33:35You wish
33:36Father of my babies
33:40What
33:42Sorry
33:42What
33:43Give me that
33:44Yeah all right
33:44Give me that thank you
33:46I
33:49Dude
33:49I hate that
33:50You do it
33:55We have a winner ladies
33:57You're gonna win
33:58That was so good
34:00That was so good
34:01That was so good
34:02What prize do you want Kuni?
34:05Slappy hands
34:07Slappy hands
34:08I have a slumpy hands
34:09I have a slumpy hands
34:10I have a slumpy hand
34:10I have a slumpy hand
34:11All yours darling
34:11Thank you
34:12Thank you
34:13Yeah
34:23I actually would have piqued you by studying psych.
34:27Hm, yeah.
34:29I guess I've always been into watching people, you know?
34:32Trying to understand why they do the things they do.
34:36Then after all the Rowan stuff, I had to see a counsellor.
34:40So, you know, that really helped me.
34:43Thought I'd like to help people in that way too.
34:48I'm really sorry about what happened.
34:52What Rowan did, it wasn't your fault. Or mine.
34:56And even though it was an awful experience,
35:00it brought some really positive change into my life.
35:03Like meeting Noah.
35:05Oh, your boyfriend?
35:07You know?
35:08Missy keeps me updated.
35:10Huh.
35:15So how long is it?
35:17About a year.
35:19Yeah.
35:20After the fire, St. Bruno's invited us to use their canvas.
35:24Like, their oval art rooms.
35:27Sort of.
35:28He's a private school boy.
35:30Yeah, but like the least awful version of one.
35:33No, he's the best.
35:35Honest.
35:36Dependable.
35:37Loyal.
35:38That sounds like you're describing a dog.
35:42Well, dogs can't hold tents.
35:43So no risker than writing letters.
35:50So, um, not that it really matters much now, but what did you write me?
36:00What?
36:08Uh...
36:10It was everything I was too afraid to say to you in person.
36:15Like what?
36:23That I just...
36:27Oh.
36:29Hi, Liam.
36:30Anne-Marie.
36:32So sorry to interrupt this.
36:34The little Timmy in the car ahead puked up a...
36:37Ugh.
36:38Sorry.
36:39You just...
36:41Puked up a daggy dog all over Dracula.
36:44Yeah.
36:45Just ready to see the exit, eh?
36:50What?
36:51Yeah.
36:57What are you doing here?
37:03Oh.
37:03My parents forced me to come and herd my feral brothers.
37:09Hey, I'm sorry about snapping in that meeting before I...
37:13I should've just let you handle it.
37:16It's okay.
37:19Hey, Wiz.
37:20What are you doing here?
37:23What?
37:24Oh.
37:25My thumb, your hand!
37:27Water, water, water, water, water, water.
37:31Sashi!
37:32Sashi!
37:33Look what I got!
37:34I mean, I told you not to spend all of your money on that.
37:38Get here, we're going home!
37:39Hey!
37:39That's unfair!
37:40Mom said it wasn't right!
37:45It's time to mobilise Operation Headjob as a goal.
37:47Carnival's closing in 30 minutes.
37:50It's go time.
37:59You heading off?
38:00I thought I'd stick around, actually.
38:03Need a ride, so...
38:06Did Mr. tell you the full plan?
38:08To get revenge on those rich Bruno wankers.
38:10Okay, so you know you'll be waiting for that ride for, like, a while.
38:17Unless...
38:18I wait with you guys.
38:21A lot of bodies.
38:22Little chalk.
38:26But if you want to get intimate with someone's armpit for the next few hours, be my guest.
38:29Mm-hmm.
38:32Why is that?
38:34Hey, help!
38:35Hey!
38:36Hey!
38:39Hey!
38:41Hey!
38:41Hey!
38:46Hey!
39:03I don't know.
39:25It's car time.
39:30The guys are insane.
39:32Serb's gonna shit himself.
39:34Roll out, roll out, get your tickets to ride.
39:37Guys, guys, guys, guys, stop arcing around.
39:39We need to get this done and then we need to get the hell out of here.
39:42All right. I'll get the mannequin up there.
39:45Great.
39:47It's a Tony frog mouth.
39:49Nightmare fuel is what that is.
39:53It's all right. I'm good.
39:56It's all right. I'll get it.
39:57I've got this baby.
40:01Nope. Nope. Cannot do it.
40:03Aw.
40:04No, cool, dude. It's like a legit phobia.
40:06You're a legit pussy, dude.
40:08I'll fucking say that again.
40:09Whoa, okay.
40:09There could not be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks.
40:12Please, please, settle down.
40:13Babe, babe, babe, it's okay.
40:16Settle.
40:17Settle.
40:19I'll do it.
40:21I'll do it.
40:21Oh, okay.
40:22Don't forget this.
40:26All right.
40:26Uh, grab the rope.
40:27Harps.
40:28I'm just gonna keep lookout or whatever.
40:30Yeah, Missy, can you actually go do the same?
40:32This is our horror film stop.
40:34And you know what to do, buddy.
40:35Do you know what to do?
40:36Um, and you two...
40:37I really need to have a wee.
40:39Impeccable timing.
40:40Seriously.
40:41Go find a bush.
40:42Okay.
40:43Go with.
40:44Coming, Queenie.
40:55Come on.
40:56Come on.
40:58Okay.
40:58Can you help me with it?
40:59Hey!
41:00Oh.
41:01Jesus.
41:04Hold this up.
41:05Okay.
41:05Okay.
41:07Hurry up.
41:09Hold it.
41:10Hold it.
41:10Yeah, I've got it.
41:12Oh, thank God.
41:16There we go.
41:18Oh, Bruno.
41:19Ginny.
41:21Suck it, Sam.
41:26Jesus.
41:27Oh!
41:28Whoa!
41:36What's going on?
41:37What's happening?
41:37I don't know.
41:39Let's learn now!
41:42Malachi!
41:43Just leave it!
41:44No!
41:44Let's go!
41:45Oh my God!
41:51Oh my God!
41:52Come on!
41:53Come on!
41:53Come on!
41:54Come on!
41:54Come on!
41:55Come on!
41:55Come on!
41:56Come on!
41:56Come on!
41:56Come on!
41:57Come on!
41:58Come on!
41:58Come on!
41:58Come on!
42:00Come on!
42:00I can't!
42:01Oi!
42:02Come here, you little prick!
42:06Come back here, you little shit!
42:08Fuck!
42:10Hey!
42:11Hey!
42:14Come back here!
42:15Come on!
42:21Pokey like you like, poor Pokey like it's me
42:31Mister, can you just get dirty so?
42:37La la la la la la, when I'm on the radio
42:43La la la la la la, poor summer, summer, poor summer, Bob's getting up
42:51Crickled blood
43:21O sock with blood
43:25I still get dirty to ruin
43:25gender, red blood
43:27Stop I'm glad I went that Tennessee
43:31These are just in Not sure
43:35Summer, first off on theło
43:36Dark skin Autumn Autumn Autumn Autumn Autumn Autumn Autumn Autumn Autumn Autumn Autumn Autumn Autumn Autumn peuvent
44:19You
44:49You
45:19You
45:28You
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