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00:03What are we doing with your heart?
00:05Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:07So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:09These simple lines be good for your health
00:11And keep them prime rhymes on the show
00:14Live my life like you just don't care
00:16Five guys will leave us never scared
00:18Breaking noise is the moment they fear
00:21Get up, still a beautiful idea
00:23Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:25Get up, it's shit in the air
00:27Get up, get up
00:38Make some room in the stable
00:39Kick the donkey off the couch
00:40And get ready to watch Three Unwise Men
00:43It's Friday, we're live
00:44And it's time for The Last Leg
00:47Tonight on the show
00:48We ask what's up with the US President
00:51Get our heads around Christmas
00:53And get across some sporting heroes
00:56Plus we'll be joined by comedians
00:58Fatia Al-Ghori and Roisin Conaty
01:00On the show that sometimes doubles down on the news
01:13G'day, I'm Adam Hills
01:15Hello
01:18Welcome to The Last Leg
01:20The show that's currently rethinking
01:21Some of the children's books at Port for Christmas
01:24With me as always of the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe
01:26And the man who thought a doctor's strike was what you get
01:28When your GP holds their Christmas party at a bowling alley
01:30Alex Broca
01:39Now if you missed the show last week, so did I
01:43I was hosting Stand Up To Cancer, Josh and Alex were in charge of the show
01:47And there was a plan for me to make it here from Stand Up To Cancer for the very end
01:53of the show
01:53Yes, that was your plan
01:54Apparently so, yeah
01:55Somewhere during the plan it became apparent the only way I was going to make it to the studio
01:59Was on the back of a motorbike
02:00Yep
02:01I can't tell you how many things went wrong
02:04There were roadworks, we hit every red light from Stratford to here
02:08At one point
02:08This is why I left Devon, for Devon
02:11I fucked that up already
02:14This is why I came back to host the show
02:18At one point we were stuck, and I'm not making this up
02:2120 cyclists
02:2220
02:22In the road in Hackney
02:24Fuck's sake, I employed 25 so five of them had done one then
02:29At one point the guy, so I was on the back of a motorbike
02:31At one point the guy in the front of the motorbike said
02:32Because you have little headphones so you can talk to each other
02:35He said, hold on, I'm going to try something
02:38Now the two places you never want to hear that are on a bike and in bed
02:43Either way, my arsehole clenched
02:48And in both cases what we did was borderline illegal
02:51And involved me wrapping my arms around someone I'd just met
02:54And I'd like to apologise to any bystanders
02:56And it was so, I was so close to making it to everyone
02:59Oh, I thought you were going to say, I thought you said
03:01I was so close on the back of that bike
03:04We were close too
03:06Once I got changed I tried to get to the studio again
03:09I was so close to making it to air
03:11We had our social media guy Jordan filming on a phone when I arrived
03:15In case we could use it for this week's show
03:16So I'm going to show you his footage
03:18Alongside what was genuinely going on on air in the studio at the same time
03:22To show you just how close I came to making it
03:25We've just heard Hilsey isn't going to make it back
03:29But we've got one more surprise hands
03:31AJ and John
03:33Can you take the hands mascot costume off to reveal our final winner behind you?
03:39There we go
03:40Here we go
03:40It's the-
03:49It's the-
03:52What's the...
04:10I will head by you forever
04:16You can take my hands away
04:47That, well, can I
04:50Can I just say you were running like your arse I would clench
04:54But I thought, I was going because I thought my pizza had turned up
04:59You had the look on your face of someone who knows he's just missed out on his appearance fee
05:05We are live on your telly right now
05:07So you can send us any questions you want about the news
05:08Messages on Instagram, the hashtags is it okay
05:11WhatsApp, the number is 07956175908
05:15Or you can scan the QR code on your screen
05:17For example, is it okay that Alex got a DM from his hero last week?
05:22Yes, I did, DM you
05:25Go on, Brooks, what happened?
05:26Well, so, it was big news for me this week
05:28So, I did, Thierry Henry got a Lifetime Achievement Award at the BBC Sports
05:33Yes
05:34Personality of the Year Awards
05:35And I did a video with my Arsenal fan
05:36And he played soccer for Arsenal, right?
05:38Yeah, football, he played football, he's...
05:40Yeah, he did
05:42He was very good at it, mate
05:44Yeah, okay
05:45And, yeah, so I did this video
05:47And then, like, on Wednesday morning
05:49He just started following me on Instagram
05:52And I have never...
05:54Have a look at this
05:54So, this is...
05:56Nine seconds after he followed me, I screenshotted that
06:00That is the fastest these little hands have ever moved
06:03Which is amazing
06:03When you consider that you ejaculated and cleaned up between them
06:06Aw!
06:06Aw!
06:07But I was so excited and he was very lovely
06:10He sent me a message to say thank you
06:13He sent me a DM to say thank you for the message
06:16Yeah
06:16And I was losing my shit
06:17And then I worried about, you know, what do I...
06:20What do I want...
06:21Like, what do I reply back?
06:22Because I don't want to...
06:22I don't want to seem too thirsty
06:24But at the same time
06:25You just recorded a video about how much you loved him
06:27Well, yeah
06:28And I just wanted to reiterate what I said in the video
06:30But, yeah, I, um...
06:32I sent him a message back
06:34And I was like, oh, he's not going to reply
06:37But then...
06:37Thierry Henry responded to Alex's message
06:39While we were having a last leg meeting
06:41And can I say, normally
06:43If I've got my phone out during the meeting
06:44He gets the ump
06:48How do you know?
06:49How can you tell?
06:50The Aussie eyes, mate
06:52We recorded Alex's reaction
06:54To getting this response from Thierry Henry
06:57Oh, my God, he's typing
06:59Oh, I feel sick
07:00Oh
07:02Hopefully I can see you soon
07:14Can I just...
07:15That is...
07:17That is...
07:19Just say
07:20That's my version of the Kevin McAllister ad
07:25But I can't reach my...
07:27I'll do the half McAllister
07:29Um, yeah
07:31I can't wait till it's revealed
07:33That Thierry Henry's had his Instagram account hacked
07:36LAUGHTER
07:38Alex just got another message saying
07:40Uh, I've got some problems with my bank
07:41Can you transfer me £10,000, please?
07:44But, like, how many people follow you
07:46That have a statue of themselves?
07:48Well, I am followed by Horatio Nelson
07:50But I don't like to clarify
07:51And so have you replied to him saying
07:52Hopefully I can see you soon?
07:54Because, like...
07:55No, because I don't want to see him
07:56I know, what are you right?
07:57Like, well, I don't know
07:57February 14th?
08:00Do you have plans for Christmas?
08:02I wouldn't put it past you
08:03Would you write just
08:04Zootropolis 2?
08:06LAUGHTER
08:06I think the worst response to
08:08Hopefully we'll see each other soon
08:10Would be
08:10I'm outside your house
08:12LAUGHTER
08:12Well, the good thing is
08:13I found a motorbike rider
08:15Who actually gets you there quite quickly
08:17LAUGHTER
08:18I'll say he does
08:20Um, but we were so...
08:22We loved that little clip of Alex
08:23And his little excited face
08:24So we've turned it into this week's hottest meme
08:28Hopefully I can see you soon
08:30I said, ooh
08:33Now, baby, turn the lights on
08:37Now, the big story this week
08:39Donald Trump is suing the BBC
08:41For $10 billion
08:43Now, you might remember
08:44That's because the BBC made an edit
08:46On an episode of Padorama
08:47That is perfectly demonstrated
08:48In this clear before and after clip
08:52We're going to walk down
08:53To the Capitol
08:55And I'll be there with you
08:57And we fight
08:58We fight like hell
09:00And if you don't fight like hell
09:02You're not going to have a country anymore
09:03We're going to walk down
09:05To the Capitol
09:09And we're going to cheer on
09:11Our brave senators
09:13And congressmen and women
09:20And we fight
09:21We fight like hell
09:22And if you don't fight like hell
09:24You're not going to have a country anymore
09:26So basically, a simple edit
09:28Yeah, it was probably a dumb thing to do
09:30But according to Donald Trump
09:31The BBC went about five steps further
09:33As he revealed in this accusing clip
09:36In a little while you'll be seeing
09:37I'm suing the BBC
09:38For putting words in my mouth
09:40Literally
09:40To put words in my mouth
09:42They had me saying things
09:43That I never said
09:44Coming out
09:45I guess they used AI or something
09:48Well
09:49Just think
09:50Just think
09:50If we'd had AI
09:51We could have made you arrive on time
09:53Hellsman
09:55But he didn't literally
09:57Put words in his mouth
09:59I would have loved to have seen him
10:00Literally put words in his mouth
10:01I would have loved to have seen
10:03Nagamanchetti
10:04Shove Scrabble letters in his gob
10:06Like he's stuck in a turkey
10:09And look
10:09Yes, it was a bad edit
10:10But as far as using AI
10:11That is an absolute pile of
10:14If you're getting down baby
10:16I want it now baby
10:18Ah
10:18Oh
10:19What happened to my buttons?
10:20What's that?
10:21What happened to my buttons?
10:23That's what my kids are going to be saying
10:24When they see their selection boxes next week
10:27Yeah, so we may have
10:28Yeah, we might have
10:29We may have made a few changes
10:30To the buttons
10:31We weren't here
10:32So we made the buttons more button related
10:33So we kind of made things more
10:35More
10:36What did you do?
10:37Did you just use 90s tunes?
10:39Well, yeah
10:45Nothing without my buttons
10:46In fact, I kind of feel like I'm
10:49Lying without way
10:52Look, what I'm trying to say is
10:55They were set a certain way
10:56I liked it the way they were set
10:58Now that I'm back behind the desk
11:00I want it that way
11:04I'm actually starting to like him
11:06All right, anyway
11:07They're staying for next series
11:09Let's be honest
11:10Back to Donald Trump
11:11Why do
11:12What do we think of him suing the BBC
11:13For $10 billion?
11:14Well, I mean
11:15I'm looking forward to
11:17Panorama doing a Panorama
11:18And him suing them over Panorama
11:21I'm worried about the hike
11:23And the licence fee
11:25When we get the licence fee through
11:27And it's $1 million each
11:29But I think the BBC
11:30I don't think he's
11:31Well, he's not going to win
11:32No
11:33I think the BBC have got a great defence
11:34And that their big form of evidence
11:37That they didn't make him seem like a bad guy
11:40Will be to show anything that he's ever said
11:43Ever
11:45And look, this is all part of Trump's pattern
11:47One, sue a media company for a ridiculous amount of money
11:49Two, force them to either spend loads of money defending it
11:52Or three, wait till they offer up a settlement
11:56Four, take the settlement
11:57Then know that they and every other media company
11:59Is now too scared to say anything negative about you
12:01In case you sue them again
12:03This sets a dangerous precedent
12:05Because news outlets are supposed to keep governments to account
12:08And they can't do that
12:09If they're scared of being sued by that government
12:11That's the journalistic equivalent of
12:13Flying without wick
12:18Can I tell you the mad thing is
12:20Those buttons have been used more this week
12:21Than what I did last week
12:23So how should the BBC deal with it?
12:25Oh, easy
12:27Edit together
12:28Donald Trump's speeches
12:29So it looks like he's saying
12:30I'm no longer suing the BBC
12:33I think because he's so
12:34You know, he's so childish
12:36Yeah
12:36I think they should kind of
12:37They should lure him in
12:38Because he's going to be
12:39They'll go, right
12:40And you win
12:41You get 10 billion
12:43But if we win
12:44We get
12:45Disney and the White House
12:48Richard Osman's White House of Games
12:49It's a great show
12:52Trump's claiming he's been defamed by the BBC
12:54But you're right
12:55There are a few things that are going to make it tough for him to win
12:57One
12:57The court case is being tried in Florida
12:59But the program didn't go to air in Florida
13:02Or anywhere in America
13:03Which means Trump has to prove that people watched it illegally on a VPN
13:07And then it caused damage to his reputation
13:09So right now in Florida
13:11There's a lot of guys trying to convince their wives
13:13They've been using their VPN to watch Panorama
13:17Slamming your laptop
13:17It was an antiques road show
13:20But no one's watching it in Florida
13:21It's literally called the Sunshine State
13:24No one is staying indoors to watch Panorama
13:27Like Will Smith, Miami
13:28It wasn't playing in a city when the heat is on
13:30Or lying on the beach to the break it on
13:32Or downloading a VPN and watching Panorama
13:37Do you know Will Smith?
13:43Don't pretend that you're not loving those buttons now, Hillsy
13:46You feel like a DJ
13:47The BBC has vowed to defend itself
13:49Which is funny when you consider they couldn't even stop Channel 4 from taking bake off
13:52If the BBC
13:53If the BBC win
13:56You company man
13:57You miss one episode
13:59You start praising the bosses
14:01If the BBC win
14:03Surely we get to take possession of some American assets
14:05Maybe change Mount Rushmore to
14:07I don't know
14:08Joe Mahler, Alan Carr, Nick Muhammad and Celia Imri
14:11I think
14:12I think we should ask for Ghostbusters Firehouse
14:15Yep
14:16And then that thing from Ghostbusters 2
14:18The big
14:19Statue of Liberty
14:21And
14:25You know that prop they had in Ghostbusters 2
14:27Yeah, yeah
14:29Yeah, that's the only thing it's known for
14:33Expensive old prop that, wasn't it?
14:35Do you know that prop was so heavy they've had to leave it there
14:39If Trump wins then, does he take possession of the BBC and its assets?
14:43Because the last thing the world needs is Donald Trump in charge of an army of Daleks
14:46Well, I tell you what, Greg Wallace will be back in the BBC before you know it
14:52I think the BBC have got a way out though
14:55Because even if he does win and he's using them, they can do what all businesses do when they can't
15:00pay it back
15:01They basically declare themselves bankrupt and then they start again under a different name
15:05Yeah
15:05Call themselves British Broadcasting Limited
15:07Yeah
15:08The BBL
15:09And I know what you're thinking
15:11Ah, that's already taken by the Cosmetic Surgery Brazilian Bum Lift
15:15Yeah
15:16But no, because I think it could work
15:17I wasn't thinking that, to be honest, no
15:19Well, I think it could work for an ident
15:21Have a look at this
15:31Amazing, amazing
15:37To be fair, Brooker, you look good in that idea
15:42Look, it is a massive week for the US President
15:45He refused to rule out a war with Venezuela
15:47He's created something called the Patriot Games
15:49And he was shocked when the board he chose to run the Kennedy Center changed its name to the Trump
15:55Kennedy Center
15:56How was he surprised by that?
15:59Even John F. Kennedy saw that one coming
16:03Trump then posted about the tragic death of director Rob Reiner in a way that ironically turned the distastefulness up
16:08to 11
16:09Meanwhile, the Epstein files are currently being released on the same day that YouTuber Jake Paul goes head-to-head
16:15with professional boxer Anthony Joshua
16:17So it's a good night if you want to see rich entitled men suddenly having their careers ended
16:22And I just thank you for not making a joke about the England cricket team there, thank you very much
16:26Oh, how would that have fitted in?
16:28Well, because they're rich entitled men are about to have their careers ended tonight
16:31Oh, okay
16:32Haven't been playing the cricket, how's it going?
16:35About as well as the show went last week without you, thank you very much
16:40Now I'm not saying Donald Trump is trying to distract from the Epstein files
16:43But this week he made some changes to the Presidential Walk of Fame in the White House that now looks
16:47like this
16:48You know like when a restaurant has photos of all the famous people
16:54Yeah
16:55I think further down there's a photo of Darren Day with his arm round the chef just saying best tapas
17:00in Soho Darren Day
17:02Now you might remember a few months ago Donald Trump replaced the photo of Joe Biden with this picture of
17:07an auto pen
17:07This week he added plaques under each president's photo with his own opinion of their presidency
17:14This is in the West Wing
17:16For example the plaque under Biden's photo now says, and this is a direct quote
17:19Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history
17:23Taking office as a result of the most corrupt election ever seen in the United States
17:27Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink of destruction
17:34Trump's press secretary Caroline Levitt said the descriptions were mainly written directly by the president
17:38To which the rest of the world said, no shit Kaz
17:43I love the fact that so under Trump's own one
17:46Yeah
17:47It's so long what he describes himself as
17:49It's like one of his tweets and at the bottom it kind of says plaque one of two
17:54Apparently when Trump was challenged over the wording on the plaques he said
17:57I want it that way
18:01You get an internment, yeah
18:02Yeah
18:03Andy said, is it okay that the Trump administration says sign language services intrude on Trump's ability to control his
18:09image
18:09And that raising this will get me banned from the USA
18:12Yeah, so disability groups were up in arms this week
18:15Sorry, I'll rephrase that
18:20Disability groups were hopping mad
18:22No, no, that's not gonna
18:23Ramping up their...
18:24No, no
18:25Absolutely furious
18:27As the White House said
18:28They would not be providing sign interpreters at Trump's press conferences
18:31Because it would quote
18:33Severely intrude on the president's prerogative to control the image he presents to the public
18:38Now, I know one thing
18:39I know this
18:40It is very hard to sign interpret for Donald Trump
18:43I know a lot of sign interpreters
18:44I work with them a lot doing stand-up
18:45Because
18:46Trump goes off on so many different tangents
18:48He starts here
18:49He goes over here
18:50He goes over here
18:50Never finishes a thought
18:51So as a sign interpreter
18:52You're like
18:53I don't know what sentence to sign right now
18:56Also, that funny little dance he does
18:57That could be interpreted as...
18:59Oh, yeah, that one
19:00Yeah, that's something different
19:02Yeah, that's...
19:02I'm wanking off TK
19:05That is the emoji, Alex and Thierry Henry
19:07But they got him blocked
19:09LAUGHTER
19:11Now, the other thing about Trump is he implies a lot when he speaks
19:14He says stuff and the meaning is slightly hidden
19:17Yeah
19:17But as a sign interpreter
19:18You have to kind of get that meaning across
19:20Yeah, yeah
19:20So it's really, really tricky anyway
19:22And look, this week Trump gave an address from the White House
19:24That was so shouty
19:26It looked like he'd forgotten to turn his hearing aid on
19:28Here's the annoying clip in which he puts the tan into tangent
19:33In the end, government either serves the productive, patriotic, hardworking American citizen
19:39Or it serves those who break the laws, cheat the system, and seek power and profit at the expense of
19:46our nation
19:49What in the living fuck are you talking about, you...
19:53You apricot arsehole
19:54And stop shouting, you're on a microphone
19:56Do you know what I mean?
19:57You had a case of apricot arsehole off my phone, didn't you?
20:00You're not talking to thousands of people in a stadium
20:02You're on the telly
20:04You're only talking to two or three people at home on the couch
20:06You don't need to shout
20:07Look, there's a reason I don't start this show by going
20:10G'day, I'm Adam Hills!
20:12Welcome to The Last Leg!
20:14Although that felt good
20:17I genuinely, that's how we started it last week
20:20Oh, I noticed
20:24To give you an idea of how hard it is to interpret for Donald Trump
20:27We're going to show you that clip again
20:28And we're going to have it interpreted for you
20:30We're also going to show you what the interpreter is actually saying
20:33To see whether or not it interferes with Trump's image
20:37In the end, government either serves the productive, patriotic, hardworking American citizen
20:43Or it serves those who break the laws, cheat the system, and seek power and profit at the expense of
20:50our nation
20:51Look at Minnesota, where Somalians have taken over the economics of the state
20:57And have stolen billions and billions of dollars from Minnesota
21:01And indeed, from the United States of America
21:04And we're going to put an end to it
21:05For so long as, before my election
21:08The vast majority of good and decent Americans were forced to
21:12And can we please thank Gavin Lilly
21:22Thank you Gavin, round of applause for Gav
21:28All right, let's welcome tonight's guests
21:30A comedian who co-hosts Last One Laughing
21:32And another comedian who was the last one standing on the TV show The Wheel
21:35Please welcome Roisin Conaty and Fatia El Ghori
21:49Hello, hello, hello, hi
21:53Welcome to you both
21:54Uh, either of you ever used a sign interpreter, Fatia?
21:58I, I've never used one but I've been at a show where there's one
22:01Yeah
22:01So, I just kept on going
22:02BRRRRR!
22:03And they had to go
22:06I just kept on saying it after
22:08I didn't even do punchlines
22:09I just went, anyway, my name is
22:10BRRRRRR!
22:13And what do you both make of Trump suing the BBC?
22:16Fatia?
22:17I think
22:18Well, they f***ed up, innit?
22:20Yeah
22:21He's a wanker innit?
22:23But I've got an idea
22:24I know how to make their money back
22:25If they just commission my sitcom
22:31It doesn't make the money, innit? OK, love it.
22:35Um, Roisin?
22:37I think Trump respects hard men.
22:40That's the only way. So I think they shouldn't try...
22:42I think they should tell him to fuck off.
22:45Oh, yeah. I think they should go absolutely ape on him
22:48and just tell him to fuck off. And then he'll be like,
22:51I love the BBC. Yeah, that's who he likes.
22:53See, that's who he wants to be friends with.
22:55So I think they should tell him to do one.
22:57Which BBC star should we get to do it?
23:00Um... Ross Kemp? No.
23:02Is he on BBC any more? Oh, I don't know.
23:04Have you not... Have you not watched Bridge of Lies?
23:09Um, one of the Strictly Lotta records.
23:12Ooh, nice. Yeah, yeah, okay.
23:14Craig Revel Horwood! Ah, Craig Revel Horwood!
23:19Now, earlier this week, I was asked to read a poem
23:22at a Carol's concert for motor neurone disease.
23:24It was a lovely night, it was a really lovely night.
23:26And they sent me a really nice poem, a kind of funny poem
23:28about the difference between Christmas in England
23:30and Christmas in Australia for me to read at the concert.
23:34But... And it was all about, you know,
23:36Christmas on the beach and that kind of stuff.
23:37But in light of what happened at Bondi Beach last weekend,
23:40it felt a little weird to do that.
23:41So I ended up rewriting the poem as a tribute
23:43to what happened in Sydney, which is where I grew up.
23:46It's my hometown.
23:47And if it's okay with you, I thought I'd read that poem tonight.
23:50So this is my little, um, little Christmassy tribute-y poem.
23:57Christmas in Britain is charming and cold,
24:00with jumpers and jingles and carols of old.
24:02But I'm Aussie by nature, so let's just be clear.
24:05Barbecues count, so does icy cold beer.
24:07I've done Christmas down under, with sun cream and sand,
24:10and Christmas in Britain, with frostbite on hand.
24:13One has cicadas, the other has sleet,
24:15but both have bad telly and too much to eat.
24:18Sydney is sunny, London is wetter,
24:20and the less said about the ashes, the better.
24:23But Brits and the Aussies will always be mates,
24:26as we both thank the Lord we don't live in the States.
24:29LAUGHTER
24:30But evil rears up every now and again,
24:32as some don't believe in goodwill to all men,
24:34and use a nice holiday fest by the beach
24:37to make a world full of joy seem way out of reach.
24:40But look for the helpers, a wise man once said.
24:43The people who think with their hearts and their head.
24:45The people who do what they know to be right.
24:47Look for the love. Look for the light.
24:50Cos all round the world, people showed their support,
24:53from New York to Paris, right down to Earl's Court.
24:55Whatever religion, we all made a fuss,
24:58saying there were just two of them, there are millions of us.
25:02Whether Muslim or Christian, Hindu or Jew,
25:04deep down we all know what's the right thing to do.
25:06So no matter what happens this time of the year,
25:08bring your loved ones around and gather them near.
25:12If you're a Brit or an Aussie or half in between,
25:14may your paddock be golden, your tree evergreen.
25:17May your Christmassy lunch have no family clashes.
25:20But I'll say it again, don't mention the ashes.
25:23Whether Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Christmas or none,
25:26happy holidays all, and I hope you have fun.
25:29And remember the words of good old Saint Nick.
25:32Merry Christmas to all.
25:34And don't be a dick.
25:43We'll have all that sleep for you after the break.
25:45We'll take a wobbly step into Christmas.
25:46We'll see you in a little bit.
26:03I'm going to apologise.
26:04Welcome back to Last Leg.
26:06We're joined by Thaddea El Ghori and Roisin Conaty.
26:08Wollum said the person from the BBC to tell Donald Trump to fuck off
26:10should be David Attenborough.
26:12Oh, yes.
26:14I love that we've accidentally created a great text in.
26:19Text in with who should tell Donald Trump to fuck off.
26:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:22Hit us up on WhatsApp.
26:23Tell us who you think should tell...
26:25Why are you limiting...
26:27I can't say limiting.
26:28Why are you limiting it to one?
26:30BBC's got a huge employee base.
26:32Yeah, a whole... Oh, my God.
26:34They can do it.
26:34I think the whole country should get involved.
26:38Well, all at once at midnight on New Year's Eve.
26:41Everyone tells Donald Trump to fuck off.
26:46Two, one, fuck off!
26:49All right, look, it's only six more sleeps until Christmas,
26:51five more sleeps until our Christmas Eve special,
26:53and three more sleeps until Thierry Henry unfollows Alex on Instagram.
26:59Why is he going to unfollow him?
27:01Oh, he'll watch something that Brooker posts and go,
27:05no, I can't be associated with that.
27:08What?
27:10Let's get into the...
27:11Brooker's already upset because I made a joke about us,
27:13and we did do very well last week.
27:15I made a joke that we didn't do very well.
27:16I told you to be proud of yourself.
27:20Let's get into the festive spirit.
27:22Let's start with Christmas traditions.
27:24Do you guys have any Christmas traditions?
27:25We...
27:26So I don't celebrate, obviously.
27:28Obviously.
27:29But we do, obviously, like, everyone's off,
27:32so we all get at my mum's and then we have, like,
27:34we make a dinner and then, like, yeah, have fun.
27:38Yeah.
27:38We don't do presents or trees or none of that luck,
27:41but we do do the food.
27:43Interesting, OK.
27:44Spending time with family.
27:45Yeah.
27:45The worst bit.
27:47The worst bit.
27:51There are people behind me applauding what you just said.
27:55Just so you know, you may be on camera.
27:59Roisin?
28:00Oh, I've got traditions, Adam.
28:01I've got blooming traditions, all right?
28:04My traditions are I come from a very big family
28:06and I've got lots of friends.
28:08I'm very popular.
28:10And lots of them show up unannounced.
28:12And by unannounced I mean I forget they're showing up.
28:15Yep.
28:16And so my Christmas tradition is people showing up,
28:18me pretending I need the loo, I need to make something,
28:21and then I'm going rummaging and wrapping in another room
28:24and re-gifting something I've already got,
28:27but trying to find something really quick in a short space
28:29of time.
28:30Right.
28:31And I once, someone brought me, like, you know,
28:34a rubbish £10 sort of body cream and the only thing I had
28:37was a record player because I'd given away everything in
28:40previous gifts, rummage and wrapping, and so I gave them
28:43a record player that I then had to re-buy for myself
28:46because a friend who bought me the wrapping player was
28:47coming around record player in a few days.
28:50Happy Christmas.
28:52In big Christmas news, something that made Alex very happy,
28:55I watched Home Alone for the first time last week.
28:59I mean, I've shocked you all.
29:01Ironically, I was Home Alone, which means I now understand
29:05this that happened on the show, and this, um,
29:10still don't entirely understand this.
29:15I think it's, I genuinely, I couldn't believe that you hadn't
29:18seen it, but I think it's lovely that you've watched it now.
29:21Yeah.
29:21So, like, when I watched it for the first time,
29:23I was the same age as Kevin McAllister, and now you've watched it
29:27for the first time, and you're the same age as the old Geezy
29:29with the shovel.
29:30So...
29:33I think part of the reason I didn't see it when it was released,
29:35I was 20 at the time, and I was in that age where it's weird
29:38for a 20-year-old to go and watch a kid's movie on his own.
29:41Yeah.
29:42Uh, but you, you had a bit of an issue.
29:44Yeah, I mean, when I saw, well, I saw, when I saw Elle
29:47for the first time, I was, like, 19, and I went, like, three times.
29:50And I'm not weird.
29:52Um...
29:52But, yeah, there was a big...
29:53So, this week, so, this is one of the few things that I've ever
29:56been able to talk about on the show that's been sent to me
29:58on one of my WhatsApp groups with my mates.
30:00Yeah.
30:01So, my mate, uh, Humsey, sent me this thing.
30:02Basically, it was a TV choice.
30:04So, this was their reviews of the Christmas films.
30:07Mm.
30:08Babe...
30:08Can I just ask a great question?
30:10Your mate reads TV choice?
30:11He just sent it.
30:12Is it an 80-year-old grand?
30:15So, he sent it.
30:15Babe, five stars, right?
30:18Yep.
30:18Home Alone, four stars.
30:21Now, unless that reviewer is David Cameron, that is bullshit.
30:24LAUGHTER
30:27I think Babe...
30:28I think Babe is a five-star film, and I think it's better than Home Alone.
30:32WHISTLE BLOWS
30:33Oh, fuck.
30:34I don't think that.
30:35I just wanted to see what Brooklyn would do.
30:37LAUGHTER
30:37I'm going to say Five Star Babe sounds like a film I did watch
30:40when I was...
30:41LAUGHTER
30:43LAUGHTER
30:43LAUGHTER
30:45There we go.
30:46APPLAUSE
30:51Oh, in other Christmas news, a poll was revealed this week
30:54that nearly a third of the British public thinks Santa would vote
30:57for Zach Polanski and the Green Party, which is surprising,
31:01considering how much coal Santa goes through.
31:03What do you think on that?
31:04Also, yeah, he's going down chimneys.
31:06Mm-hm.
31:07It's one of the main reasons we've got chimneys.
31:08I don't think we should...
31:08I don't think...
31:09I think this is madness.
31:11Yeah.
31:12He's based in the North Pole.
31:13Yeah.
31:14If he's not going to pay taxes in this country,
31:16he doesn't have a fucking say.
31:17What do you think?
31:18Would he say in the country?
31:19I think so, because he's got a zero-carbon footprint.
31:23Yeah.
31:23However, the RSPCA are not going to like him,
31:26because he works those animals to the bone.
31:28Yeah.
31:2924 hours, he goes around the whole world,
31:31are you mad, bruv?
31:34You know what I'm saying?
31:34No.
31:35Roisin?
31:37I don't...
31:38I think people project onto...
31:39When we like people, we project onto them the values we have.
31:42Yeah.
31:43But what we've all learned about, you know, old celebrities is...
31:47And he's, you know, he's an old guy.
31:49He's been around for hundreds of years.
31:51You don't want to...
31:52I reckon if you had a Wikipedia page, it's not going to be great.
31:56So, you just don't...
31:57Yeah.
31:57I don't think you can project very progressive views
31:59on that old creeping in the house at nights
32:02in the kids' room guy.
32:04I think...
32:05That's very optimistic gear you've got going on there.
32:09I think it makes sense that Santa would vote green,
32:10because if anyone's worried about the ice caps melting,
32:12it's him.
32:13And also, much like Zach Polanski,
32:15a lot of grown-ups don't believe in him.
32:18Christmas also means it's time for the darts at Alipali,
32:21both of which have red-faced men with big bellies,
32:23but this year there's been an unwanted guest.
32:25Oh, mate.
32:26It's just been...
32:27It's been a week of high drama already at the darts,
32:30but they're...
32:31The Alipali Wasp.
32:33Yeah.
32:33I don't know if you've heard about this.
32:34It's basically a wasp that's been knocking about
32:37in Alexandria Palace during the darts this week
32:39for four days, five days, breathing in all the beer fumes,
32:42absolutely off its nut.
32:45Yeah.
32:45Just upsetting everyone.
32:46It's genuinely...
32:47One of the darts players actually brought Wasp Killer,
32:50just in case...
32:51It was like pissing off all the darts players.
32:52Yes.
32:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:54And now, look, we wanted...
32:55We couldn't afford the footage of the wasp from Sky Sports
32:57because it's sports footage and that costs loads, all right?
33:00We wanted to show you,
33:01so we've mocked up our own version of the wasp in action.
33:05Here it is in happier times.
33:13woosh, woosh, woosh!
33:16Woa!
33:17What was that?
33:18What the?
33:18Oh, keep it down mate!
33:19Chill out!
33:20Whoa!
33:21Thanks.
33:22Oh, I'm not kidding!
33:23I'm not kidding!
33:24I'm ready to get off it!
33:24I'm ready to get off it!
33:25I'm ready to get off it!
33:27You're w を'!!
33:39That looks so much better than I thought it was going to look.
33:41We'll have more of a lovely for you after the break
33:43as we hand out our Alternative Sports Personality of the Year awards.
33:47We'll also unveil another mystery guest.
33:49I'll see you in a little bit.
34:06Welcome back to Last Lake.
34:07We're joined by Paddy El Ghorey and Roisin Conaty.
34:10Last night, the BBC crowned Rory McIlroy as their Sports Personality of the Year of 2025.
34:16Congratulations.
34:17Although, personally, I thought Rory McIlroy deserved it.
34:20But for this candid moment at the Ryder Cup this year...
34:23That's uncle's looking tasty!
34:25No, shut the fuck up!
34:27Whoa!
34:29Whoa!
34:30Whoa!
34:31Whoa!
34:32Whoa!
34:32Whoa!
34:33And look, it's all well and good to celebrate sporting excellence,
34:36but what about the forgotten heroes?
34:37Like, the guy who took this incredibly timed photo
34:39of Italian tennis player Jasmine Paolini at the US Open this year
34:42that was judged...
34:44Tennis Photo of the Year!
34:47What's from the guy from Kneecap?
34:50LAUGHTER
34:52We thought we'd highlight some more heroes now with this.
35:01APPLAUSE
35:05So I'm going to start by nominating two Australian twins
35:08who lip-sync on social media to iconic pieces of sporting commentary.
35:13This was their hilarious take on the moment Scotland qualified
35:16for the World Cup this year.
35:18where's McClain?
35:19He's going to shoot!
35:21He's not!
35:22He's not!
35:22He's not!
35:22He's not going to end it!
35:23He's not!
35:24He's not going to end it!
35:25He's not going to end it!
35:26He's not!
35:27That's unbelievable!
35:30I have never seen anything quite as incredible and formatted as Kenny McClain!
35:39with practically the last kick of the ball to absolutely rubber-stamp Scotland's place
35:44at the World Cup.
35:47Brilliant.
35:52I'm going to say it right now, we have too much time on our hands in Australia.
35:56Josh.
35:57Oh, let me highlight a sport we don't talk about enough.
36:01Yep.
36:02In July, 33 teams from countries including the UK, Japan, Australia,
36:07and France competed in the litter-picking World Cup.
36:11Well, there's something we could be good at.
36:13Team Smile Story from Japan won.
36:15You could say they cleaned up.
36:18Ha-ha!
36:20No?
36:24Flying without me.
36:26Let's have a look at it, Adam.
36:27Let's have a look at it.
36:31So here we go.
36:32Look at this.
36:33This is sport now.
36:34And then there's the British team.
36:38There's the Japanese team.
36:40Look, if we can't clear the darts, B, this is what Channel 4 need to be showing now.
36:46So I'd like to nominate the British team.
36:48OK, Fedya, who would you nominate?
36:50So I would nominate Mo Salah.
36:52Yeah.
36:52Not for the reason you think, right?
36:54Basically, every Christmas, he has, like, a massive Christmas tree,
36:57and him and his family wear Christmas pyjamas, and they take a picture of gifts and all that,
37:02and he just gets shot to shit by, like, the Muslim community being like, what are you doing?
37:07You're a Muslim, it's Christmas.
37:09And he's like, yeah, whatever, bruv, shut up.
37:11And I love it.
37:12I just think he's a legend.
37:13OK.
37:14He's a legend for doing that.
37:15Roj?
37:16Well, I've got one.
37:17I don't know if it'll be allowed, but then I saw the litter picking.
37:20I thought, it's going in.
37:22I think Oasis, because I feel like them getting back together felt like a bit like,
37:29and the tour was a little bit like watching Rocky get off the mat, like, you know,
37:34like, it felt like, and then it got to the end, they won, I thought, Oasis.
37:37It was a sporting achievement.
37:39Yeah.
37:39Lovely.
37:40And it was that feeling of, like, when England are in the World Cup or something.
37:44Yeah.
37:44And what's that feeling when you went to Oasis, although it ended happily?
37:49Yeah.
37:49Brooks?
37:50Yeah, well, this is bittersweet for me, because mine was going to be the Ali Pali Wasp.
37:56Yeah.
37:56And we found out today that...
37:59He's dead.
38:00..it may have been killed yesterday by one of the darts players.
38:02Oh, God.
38:03It's a sad moment.
38:04So, I just, if it's possible, can I just have a little moment of reflection
38:10for what the Ali Pali Wasp has done this week?
38:12Sure.
38:13Thank you very much.
38:14Goodbye.
38:16Goodbye.
38:17Goodbye.
38:18You said you're good.
38:19I can still feel you're here.
38:21It's not the end.
38:24You've got to give us all your time.
38:27Oh!
38:29This is for Alison Pearson.
38:33Right, it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest.
38:35Roisin and Fatih have to work out how they're related to the news.
38:38Can we have this week's mystery guest, please?
38:40Oh!ai!
38:51This is Angie she's been in the news this week for festive reason Adam
38:55But what was the reason can we have the dramatic lighting change, please?
39:01So
39:02Has Angie been in in the news because I she has a reindeer that thinks it's a dog
39:08B. Angie bought a pig in blanket that looks exactly like Lana Del Rey
39:13Or C. Angie bought a turkey from the butcher that was delivered alive
39:20Oh, God
39:21I know
39:22What are your thoughts?
39:25Angie!
39:29I think the answer to that question is intrusive
39:39Can we get that made into a gift, please?
39:42I tell you what, have a think about it
39:44Mull it over
39:45Sing Angie to yourself for a little while
39:49We'll reveal a mystery guest after the break
39:51And we'll end the show with a very special Christmas performance
39:54And we'll see you in a bit
40:12Welcome back to Last Leg
40:14We're joined by Fatia El Ghori and Roisin Conaty
40:16Now before the break we challenged our guests to work out how this person is connected to the news
40:20Can we have the options again, please?
40:24So
40:25Does Angie have a reindeer that thinks it's a dog?
40:29Did Angie buy a pig in blanket that looks exactly like Lana Del Rey?
40:33Or did Angie buy a turkey from the butcher that was delivered alive?
40:38What do you guys think?
40:41I think
40:43I think I know this
40:44So I'm going to let Roisin sweat it
40:51All I've got is that song
40:52Okay, I think
40:55I think
40:58You've got a sausage that looked like Lana Del Rey
41:01Does that line up with what you were thinking Fatia?
41:03Oh no
41:04What were you thinking?
41:05I'm excited though
41:06Because if it is
41:07When we say bring out the pig in blanket that looks like Lana Del Rey
41:11That's when we get the BAFTA
41:14What do you think?
41:15I think it's the deer
41:16Because I remember seeing a clip
41:17Because I watch TV a lot
41:19Because that's who I am
41:20And I think it's the deer
41:23All right
41:23Do you want to
41:24She looks like she don't take shit, man
41:27Do you want to go deer?
41:28And Roisin, do you want to go sausage?
41:30I always want to go sausage
41:34All right
41:35That's a shame
41:38Happy Christmas
41:38Happy Christmas
41:40Can we get that made into a GIF as well please?
41:42Roll with that
41:43Angie, so you've got one H
41:45Angie, can you please tell us how you're connected to the news?
41:49I've got a beautiful baby reindeer called Lars
41:52Who's grown up his dog
41:54Hey!
42:02I
42:03Suppose the question is why does your reindeer think it's a dog?
42:07Whether he was only two or three days old he needed help being fed
42:12So he came into the house and he's basically lived with the dogs and myself since
42:18And you can see pictures of him so when people come to your house
42:22Come to your house they sing and yeah
42:26Angel, is it a dog, is it a deer?
42:33Is it gonna get the antlers soon?
42:35It's got little antlers this size and then they'll fall off in the next few months and then they'll go
42:40a new set
42:40Oh a bit like me, but not quite
42:44Thank you so much have a happy Christmas
42:58I don't know why they were given to us. You're more than welcome. I'll tell you why is inclusion they
43:02felt jealous because of me
43:04I'll let us have some headgear in it
43:10They're back in my head
43:13Alright Josh has been defaming the last seven days. What have you got first up?
43:16We got a message from Simon Adam and he said
43:21Stratford to white city is 35 minutes on the central line
43:26I'm somebody would have given up their seat for you
43:30Is a behind the scenes?
43:32Yeah, there was a bit that was meant to be in the show where me and Brooke had dressed up
43:35as a pantomime horse and did dressage in tonight's show
43:39It wasn't good enough in rehearsal
43:40And it was deemed so bad it couldn't go on TV bearing in mind what makes it in
43:47But they did film it and now they're telling us we should show the audience what our rehearsal was
43:52Okay, would you like to see us trying to do pantomime horse dressage?
43:55Is it as good as the wasp?
43:58Well, you've been a judge
44:00That was like AI
44:02We're in the zone now
44:03Yeah, we're not talking to you, we're in the zone
44:10I like it
44:13What?
44:15What is going on?
44:22We'll go round here
44:23Yeah
44:25Oh my good lord
44:28Looks like a Pixar version of human centipede
44:38Alright, we are about to end the show with a very special performance from the Music Man Project
44:42Which is a choir made up of people with learning disabilities
44:44Who've performed at the London Palladium, the Royal Albert Hall and for His Majesty the King
44:48They also gave a spectacular concert in Rome last week
44:52David, who is the leader of the choir, what's next for the Music Man Project?
44:56Well Adam, I've got a world exclusive for everyone here
44:59Yeah
44:59Because on October the 7th next year
45:02The Music Man Project will play Broadway in New York
45:13We are so happy to have you close the show for us tonight
45:16But before we do, would you please thank our guests Fatia Al Gorey
45:19And Roshan Conaty
45:22And my co-host Josh Whittacombe
45:24And Alex Broca
45:28We'll be back on Christmas Eve with comedian Harry Hill and presenter Alison Hammond
45:32And we'll have a Christmas sing-along with Rick Astley
45:34But right now, this is the Music Man Project performing Jingle Bells
45:37Thanks for watching The Last Leg, my name's Adam Hills
45:39See you next week for The Last Leg of Christmas
46:10The Last Leg of Christmas
46:36SINGLE BELLS
46:52SINGLE BELLS
47:19SINGLE BELLS
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