Minecraft Pro VS 1000 Player Civilization

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Minecraft Pro VS 1000 Player Civilization  This is a Minecraft video recorded in the Unstable Universe / Unstable SMP that is staged for story-telling purposes; any more staged videos I upload will have a disclaimer in the description saying that they are also staged. Also, a lot of the game mechanics/glitches/redstone discussed in Unstable SMP videos are unique to the Unstable SMP / Unstable Universe and either will not work the same/do not exist in vanilla Minecraft.   minecraft civilisation, minecraft civilization, wemmbu, wemmbu 1000 players, wemmbu unstable smp, wemmbu music, 1000 player minecraft civilization, 1000 players, unstable smp, flamefrags, spokeishere, parrotx2, unstable universe, eggchan

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00:00I'm about to battle an entire civilization of over 1,000 players, all by myself,

00:05in order to save my best friend on our Minecraft server, Eggchan,

00:09who's being held hostage in the heart of their empire.

00:12You see, it all started when we were just chilling in our base.

00:16When suddenly...

00:17Bro, help me, bro, help.

00:18What?

00:19What the...

00:20Dude, wake up!

00:20What is going on?

00:22Dude, I don't know!

00:24A massive army had pulled up, and they were trying to kill us.

00:27Hello?

00:27What is going on?

00:30Dude, I don't know!

00:32I was just...

00:33Bro, run!

00:34Up the tree, up here, up here, up here.

00:35Why are you on the trees?

00:36Because we're trying to evade them!

00:37Oh my god, my framerate.

00:38Who are these people?

00:40Are you good?

00:41Yo, just follow me, bro.

00:41Dude, no, I'm in protection, too.

00:43I don't have armor.

00:43Okay, run, run, run, run, run.

00:44I got us, bro.

00:45Okay, if we get them to a flat area, I can orbital strike.

00:47I have access to the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft, the orbital strike cannon.

00:51If we can lure this army to a flat area, I can call down a nuke on them, defeating them

00:56all in one attack.

00:57Oh my god!

00:58I'm following, I'm following.

01:00All right, all right, get behind me, get behind me.

01:01All right, well, they're all about to die.

01:09However, this army was prepared.

01:23Yo, how did only five people die from that?

01:26Wait, what?

01:27My most powerful weapon had failed.

01:30Uh-oh.

01:32That's bad.

01:33And with my armor breaking, it was looking like I was about to lose my only life on the

01:37unstable SMP.

01:38There was only one way for us to survive this scenario.

01:41Don't get cornered.

01:42Dude, there's too many.

01:43There's only one way out of this.

01:45I have to sacrifice myself.

01:47How have you come to this conclusion?

01:49Dude, they want to take me hostage, bro.

01:51They were telling me they want to take me hostage.

01:52I don't think we could lose them.

01:54Okay, but they're going to kill you if they take you hostage.

01:56They won't kill me, dude.

01:58That's like antithetical to what hostage taking is.

02:01That's a big word, bro.

02:02Whatever.

02:03Like, just keep going, bro.

02:06I'm going to turn myself in, please.

02:19Because of Egg's sacrifice, I was able to escape the army, but I now have to somehow

02:23save him.

02:24You see, I normally could take on an army like this completely by myself, but I kind of

02:29got a little lazy.

02:30I was pretty focused on building my house, and I haven't grinded any PvP equipment in

02:35the last forever.

02:36But I can't lose sight of the army in Egg, or else I'm never going to be able to find

02:40him again.

02:41So instead of my usual brute force, I would have to come up with a genius plan.

02:45Okay, I don't really have a plan.

02:47I just need to not get spotted.

02:53No way that guy saw me.

02:56Okay.

03:08Luckily, I was able to take out the two players that spotted me, and it looked like the rest

03:12of the army was heading away, so they didn't notice.

03:15Spear.

03:17Needed one of these.

03:17But I then realized that the players in this army were using Turtle Master potions, which

03:22give resistance four, meaning that for the duration of the potion, the user is effectively

03:26immortal.

03:27Oh, that's how they survived my orbitals.

03:28The only explanation was that the army had been preparing specifically to fight me.

03:32But without much of another choice, I decided to trail the army.

03:35The army was pretty massive.

03:38How did someone just fall off some vines and die?

03:44Making following them undetected incredibly easy.

03:47And eventually, after trailing them for a while, they stopped in a desert.

03:52Wait, they're stopping?

03:53What the?

04:15Looks like they're having a meeting or something.

04:20Remember our deal.

04:23We may only have egg chain as long as we eventually get Wembooth.

04:27When Wembooth attacks, send a messenger and we will come.

04:35Wait, what?

04:36They're leaving.

04:45Where did egg go?

04:46Oh my god, I just like completely lost him.

04:47There's so many names.

04:50I think it went this way.

04:52It's two different groups.

04:55Dude, like this is actually just doing the most.

04:57Okay, I'm going to follow this group because I think this one is egg.

05:03Oh, that looks like something.

05:06Little castle.

05:08Oh, they're totally going to bring egg inside of there.

05:10Okay.

05:12I think their cave broke.

05:16You know, I really don't look subtle with this giant purple shield, but I think I'm hitting enough.

05:22Hopefully.

05:23The large group of players entered into the cave with eggchan, leaving only a few guards behind.

05:28If I could manage to take one of these guards out and steal their equipment, I would have a chance

05:32of battling the army and saving egg.

05:34I probably had a way to repair this netherite.

05:41Alright, let's see what we can do.

05:47Yo, um, hey, so you guys appear to have...

05:53You guys appear to have taken my friend hostage with the giant army.

05:59I'm not...

05:59Okay, hello?

06:01How are you guys hitting through my shield?

06:05Okay.

06:06Dude, you're actually going to break my shield.

06:08What?

06:08Hello?

06:09Any of you want to talk...

06:10Okay.

06:11Okay.

06:17Why is there a skull here?

06:19Okay.

06:19They definitely know I'm here now.

06:21You know, this was actually a really stupid idea now that I think about it.

06:24Okay.

06:24I probably should have just killed them.

06:26Oh, God.

06:27Okay.

06:27So that's a trimmed person.

06:29Yo, you were talking.

06:30You have a microphone.

06:32So...

06:35You were just so not intimidating.

06:38So you...

06:39Okay.

06:40So...

06:41Can I at least get an explanation of...

06:42You bring...

06:44You guys brought an army of a thousand people to come to my friend's base...

06:48Or to come to my base and kidnap my friend.

06:51Can I get a little bit of an explanation, please?

06:54And you now have him in this castle.

06:56Oh, he just felt like taking him.

06:58Thank you, bro.

07:00Yeah.

07:01That really lines up with what I overheard you talking with.

07:04You're welcome.

07:05I'm not stupid.

07:06I know you're lying to me, but whatever.

07:08All right, guys.

07:09Let's capture him as well.

07:11Wait, wait, wait.

07:11Okay.

07:12Wait, wait, wait.

07:13Dude, I'm in...

07:14I'm in protection to armor.

07:15You're that much of a coward where you need to have these guys help you as well?

07:18You really want to lead by example by folding a 1v1 against like an armorless dude?

07:23No, it's fine.

07:23I will take you myself.

07:24Okay.

07:26Um...

07:26I...

07:26Okay.

07:27I did not think this far through.

07:28I don't even have a shield.

07:34Uh, you want to give me an explanation of what's going on before you die, or...?

07:40I mean, I don't plan on dying.

07:41Oh, wow.

07:41You do a lot of damage.

07:43Yeah, okay.

07:44I see that now.

07:45Okay.

07:46Okay.

07:47Okay.

07:49Okay.

07:50Okay.

07:51Okay.

07:52Okay.

07:53Okay.

07:55Okay.

07:56Okay.

08:00Okay.

08:01Okay.

08:02Last day.

08:03Okay.

08:04Okay.

08:04And then...

08:07My ged fundament

08:08You got outta here.

08:15Okay.

08:22Wow.

08:49Still damages your armor when I do that.

08:55Oh wait, by mining Skulk and collecting its XP, this player was able to mend his armor,

09:01whereas my pants had just broken.

09:05With his attacks now dealing half my health per hit, I came up with a last-ditch plan.

09:10Alright, well, I'm dead if I mess this up, but I'm kinda dead regardless if I don't

09:15try this, so, uh, well, I hope this works.

09:36Where did his pants go?

09:38Where did the pants go?

09:40Oh my god, this is god armor!

09:42Oh, dude!

09:43Oh, okay.

09:44Yep, they're definitely coming.

09:58Uh, what the?

10:01What?

10:03What?

10:04Hello?

10:05Uh, guys, if we're fighting here, these wardens are gonna aggro us, hello?

10:08Oh my god.

10:33Hey, bro.

10:34Um.

10:41No, you're not on me.

10:43No, you're not on me.

10:44No, you're not on me.

10:44Dude.

10:44Oh my god!

10:46What even did I just hear?

10:50Yo, that guard died!

10:51Wait!

10:51Okay, this is the part where I get out of here.

10:56Oh my god.

11:00Dude!

11:15Okay.

11:19Well, um, I think they know I'm coming now, so they might execute eggs, so, uh, uh, uh,

11:24uh, oh wait, I can fix my armor with this.

11:26So, if I just break this, this should mend all my equipment.

11:33Okay, nice.

11:34So, that dude just genuinely, like, donated me god armor, because he thought he could beat

11:39me in a 1v1.

11:40I'm still missing a lot of stuff, but, like, I'm probably good enough.

11:43Although, Egg definitely cannot survive by himself.

11:46I do still have to be careful of wardens, though.

11:49Wardens are an actual threat.

11:51Players, players not so much.

11:55Which is, why, why do I hear one?

12:06Yeah, I don't have any wind charges or rockets, so.

12:11Air, oh, you're there.

12:13Alright, you know what we're gonna do?

12:15We're just gonna use one of these to fly.

12:18That did not go as high as it needed to.

12:20I said, we're gonna use one of these to fly.

12:23Oh my god, it hit me out of the thing!

12:26We're gonna walk.

12:27We're just gonna walk.

12:28We're just gonna walk.

12:29Whatever.

12:35I don't mind me, don't mind me, don't mind me.

12:52Whoa.

13:00Okay, cause at Swift Steak I can stay crouched and actually move really quick.

13:04the witch. I can mend with this.

13:37I don't have my pickaxe in my hotbar.

13:44Dude I bled right in. I just have their armor. I'm assuming that I should follow. What? What

14:02just happened? Where is that? My entire screen is pitch black and I can't see anything. Why

14:16does it keep like a flashing black? I can't. What? What is that? Oh you know I'm getting

14:30distracted. Okay yeah there's definitely just a warden somewhere. I feel like I'm gonna

14:34just die. Oh here's the streaker. I'm just gonna leave here before I spawn a warden and alert

14:48everyone to my presence. Seems like a good idea.

15:14Come back down.

15:17Come back down.

16:10I feel like they're just gonna kill Egg if I go in Guns Blazing so I wanna find him and

16:16get him out. The responsible thing to do. Cause this is kinda crazy though. It's like

16:23an ancient city. So Sneak is so OP cause I can just like. Okay. If I was a betting man

16:36I feel

16:37like he'd be in the massive castle but. Okay I have an idea. To distract him.

17:04Okay you know what? We're just gonna dig. I'm just gonna start digging. Can I swim? Hello? Please?

17:13Game? Game? Thank you. Why is this mud? I'm the stealth master. I'm digging into more namesags.

17:24Oh wait. 3xp.

17:37Okay I should have just looked like a knight from afar. Right? Yeah. Yeah. They don't. As long as I

17:42stay crouched.

18:03Oh my god.

18:04Oh my god. Shut up. Just so people beat her suit bro. Shut the heck up bro. Give me the

18:13beat-roo soup. Thank you. What? Jesus. Hey. It's called Skulk Soup. Shut up. It's beat-roo soup.

18:19I just renamed it. Hey no. Get it right. I spent effort. I'm the bartender. No no no no no

18:26no no no no.

18:26Don't care. I'm just kidding. I'll get it here. Okay. Okay. Wow. Hey where's your army youngie?

18:35I bet you guys just need to help us. Um. It's skulk soup. Yep. I don't care about no skulk

18:49soup.

18:50Wembu ain't here. I'm trying to drink my beat-roo soup. Can you just shut up and leave me alone

18:54bro.

18:55Please. Oh my. Well why do you even want to catch your Wembu anyways? Listen buddy. You gotta shut up.

19:02Okay. That's for me to know and you not to know. Okay. So just stick to the deal. You guys

19:05have egg channel.

19:06Alright. So it's fine. The army will be here soon and don't worry one little bit.

19:10Okay. It's all gonna be alright. Fine. Fine. Alright. Here. Have some more soup down.

19:18Thank you. Appreciate it. I appreciate it. Appreciate it. Yeah. Army.

19:37Okay. Okay. Okay. There's no names over here. So there's no way that they have egg here.

19:41I just have to check those names and then castle.

19:56I'm meant to be here bro. Look I'm a knight.

20:05Okay. Okay.

20:10Actually I should just be able to like...

20:14You know what? I'm just gonna... Oh they're fishing. Okay. I don't think they just leave egg out to fish.

20:20Which leaves the giant castle in the back of the civilization.

20:24So I really feel like if they had a high value player they'd probably put him in this castle.

20:29I don't want to call that another stab shot though because...

20:31Draw too much attention.

20:33It's just me. A regular knight of the civilization.

20:38See? I look completely... Why is this guy staring right at the entrance like a genuine enemy?

20:45There is no way that that guy is the leader of the...

20:47Wait.

20:49Oh.

21:05The master of stealth strikes again.

21:10Okay.

21:10I feel like I'm about to appear in the middle of like a giant room.

21:14And someone is gonna see me.

21:17Oh.

21:17Uh.

21:19I should cover this up.

21:23Why am I in the middle of a giant room?

21:27How do I even get out of this situation?

21:32Oh wait. I can still break and play.

21:34I don't know why I keep forgetting that I can do that.

21:37No egg chin.

21:38No egg chin.

21:40I should probably build this behind me.

21:44Nice.

21:50Wow.

21:52Egg chin.

21:53Just don't kill me dude.

21:55I've been here for so long.

21:57I've been on the server for two years blood.

21:59Hey. Just tell us what you need to know.

22:01I don't need to know nothing.

22:03What are you talking about?

22:04No. Tell us what you need to know.

22:05What do you guys need to know?

22:06I'll tell anything.

22:08I hear you hear the lower hold of the server.

22:11We want to know about the abandoned civilization about 20 million blocks away.

22:15Do you know anything about that?

22:17Wait. That's all you wanted to know?

22:19Yeah.

22:21Why don't you just tell them?

22:22I would have come here willingly.

22:24What?

22:24Yeah. I know a ton about that place.

22:25I took extensive notes.

22:27That's perfect.

22:28Yeah.

22:29Hold on. Let me look at my notebook.

22:30I can tell you everything you need to know.

22:31Wait. Wait.

22:32You're going to hand me that journal.

22:35Paint it over now.

22:36What?

22:36I'm not doing that.

22:37This is like the entire library's worth of content here.

22:41No. Stop. Stop.

22:43I don't want to give you this.

22:44Nope. Give it. Give it now.

22:45This is a hundred pages.

22:48Nope.

22:49Nope.

22:50Nope. Give it to me.

22:51Are you going to kill me?

22:52I'll bring you in the cage.

22:53The cage?

22:54With the bell?

22:54Oh, you don't want to go in the cage, do you?

22:57With the bell.

23:00You could have just asked me.

23:01I would have just told you I was in it.

23:03Let's go.

23:04Are we serious?

23:06Uh, hey, hey, Chip, follow me.

23:09Okay.

23:10Am I going to the cage still?

23:12That's right, bud.

23:12Yeah, we got you still.

23:13In the cage.

23:14What?

23:15You got tricked, buddy.

23:16It's okay.

23:16Are we serious?

23:17Dude, what?

23:18What the heck?

23:19He just never got scammed.

23:20What the heck?

23:26Oh, wait, I got a save egg.

23:27Oh, wait.

23:27Hold on.

23:29Oh, look.

23:29He forgot the mission.

23:51How are you?

23:56It's okay.

23:57It's okay.

23:58It's okay.

23:59Are we serious?

24:00It's okay.

24:12How do I get across this gap without drawing attention to myself?

24:18I asked for the action to help.

24:22Help.

24:27Help me.

24:33Somebody help.

24:35Don't turn the other way.

24:40I could tell you like knowledge that you won't even be able to comprehend I could tell stories

24:47like just help me bro please I need this how does he how does he not see me help me

24:56wait can't I just

24:58break out

25:06Wait, I think I can do it.

25:26Dude, oh my... Oh, hello?

25:28If I talk, they're going to hear me, but I don't know how he doesn't see me.

25:34How does he not see me?

25:38How do I cross this bridge?

25:40How does he not see me?

25:49Hold on.

25:52Oh!

25:54Oh!

25:55Oh!

25:57Oh!

26:00Oh!

26:02Oh!

26:04Oh!

26:06Oh!

26:07Oh!

26:08Oh!

26:13Oh!

26:17Oh!

26:24Oh!

26:25Oh!

26:25What?

26:26I thought of here.

26:26Yeah!

26:28What about my book?

26:30What?

26:30What are you...

26:31What?

26:32My book.

26:33What about your book?

26:35they took it whatever bro just make a new one

27:04yeah I have an idea this might be a little stupid but low-key it would also be

27:08genius if it worked this should go to the surface throw your ender pearl and I'm

27:21gonna I'm gonna strike it when I can okay you're gonna strike my ender pearl

27:26with your cannon yes yeah oh my god I'm burning help help me water yeah thank

27:33you I'm still on fire oh I'm burning ready yeah set go I look you forgot the

27:47strike we come down come down oh my god oh my god they're gonna see that jump down

27:58wait better idea better idea better idea oh god people

28:06you have a bow do you have a bow shoot that guy shoot the guy okay okay okay I have

28:16an idea

28:17I have an idea you're gonna have to pull this up okay if you take their armor put on their

28:20armor

28:21right now right now right now right now right now okay I only got one piece okay

28:28we'll get a gate I got gaps okay okay put those two pieces on right now right now

28:33right now right now right now faster

28:43okay okay get the boots okay now stand on the bedrock and do this all right you see

28:46what I'm doing right now look down and jump with your shield stand on the bedrock

28:49now all right you're doing that I think so

29:37okay you know what these guys really don't matter

29:38okay

29:45now

29:50go

29:52go

29:53go

29:55go

29:56go

29:58go

30:04Let's go.

30:53Oh my god.

30:59Oh, I do not want to go here.

31:18What am I going to do with the bow?

31:19The bow is the most terrible weapon in the game.

31:21Oh my god.

31:49Oh my god.

31:52Oh my god.

31:55Oh my god.

32:08Oh my god.

32:16Oh my god.

32:38Oh my god.

32:41Oh my god.

32:42Oh my god.

32:45Oh my god.

33:01Oh my god.

33:06Oh my god.

33:10Oh my god.

33:15Oh my god.

33:22Oh my god.

33:38Oh my god.

33:56Oh my god.

33:58Oh my god.

34:01Oh my god.

34:03Oh my god.

34:04Oh my god.

34:06Oh my god.

34:19Oh my god.

34:21Oh my god.

34:32Oh my god.

34:59Oh my god.

35:05Oh my god.

35:06Oh my god.

35:16Oh my god.

35:28Oh my god.

35:29Oh my god.

35:34Oh my god.

35:44Oh my god.

35:58Oh my god.

36:01Oh my god.

36:02Oh my god.

36:05Oh my god.

36:52I just looked outside.

36:54What?

36:54Where are you?

36:55Wait, where are you?

36:55There's like a lot of them coming.

36:59I'm talking the same thousand player army is coming back, dude.

37:03Okay.

37:03Well, wait, wait, wait.

37:04Uh, uh, uh.

37:05Loot now.

37:06Loot now.

37:07Or we have to run.

37:10We?

37:12I'm running regardless, actually.

37:14Just find somewhere to hide.

37:17Dude, it's a thousand players.

37:19Do you think they might find me, though?

37:21No, because I'll be keeping them very busy.

37:24But, um.

37:25Okay, but I'll be right here.

37:31Okay.

37:33I suppose looking at me, I was just waving in his eyes.

37:36Wait, so you just had this gear the entire time?

37:39I did, but it was only for emergencies.

37:42Okay, but wasn't that a battle at the start an emergency?

37:48I didn't think so.

37:49Why do you have to look at me to say this?

37:51Like, what did you expect?

37:53You never even asked for it.

37:54Well, I didn't know you had it.

37:55I feel like it's pretty implied that if we're in a fight, and the reason that we're losing

37:58the fight is because I have protection, too, that I would need better armor.

38:01Okay, well, I didn't know you needed it.

38:07I hope they find you.

38:08Come on, man.

38:09You just gotta kill these thousand players.

38:10Yeah, I'll go.

38:12Don't worry.

38:12If you die, I'll lead a life of vengeance.

38:16I'm not gonna die.

38:17I have actual equipment now.

38:44What could you possibly have to do with this situation?

38:47Oh, you'll see.

38:49All right.

38:51Break his armor.

38:52Break all of his armor.

38:53Oh, my days.

38:56I'm now targeting you, bro.

38:59Okay.

38:59Well.

39:00Well.

39:02Okay.

39:02Everyone, please.

39:03And everyone.

39:04Oh.

39:10Why are there warden?

39:12What the?

39:17Listen, if you take your armor off now and give up, uh...

39:20Dude, I've killed like 300 of your guys.

39:22You don't really have any leverage to be talking here.

39:26My minions will attack!

39:53Why are there so many wardens here?

40:04I don't think you're making out of this in a lot, buddy.

40:07Are you talking to me?

40:10Sure.

40:11Can someone please break his armor?

40:13Just stack your dickles.

40:16Bro.

40:17Dude, you're in three-fourths of iron armor.

40:19Oh, you turtle master.

40:24Who just spawned a warden?

40:28Bro has infinite durability.

40:31This is so stupid.

40:33I'm mining the skull.

40:36You're mining the skull for durability?

40:38What the hell in here?

40:43I can't do that.

41:32Oh my god, okay, it's not necessary, man, it's not really necessary, man.

41:40Okay, I, this is just so winnable, we don't ever retreat, retreat, just retreat, everyone

41:46leave, retreat, retreat, is it this way, I can't see anything, it's this way, no, that's

41:59impossible, this way, this way, this way, everyone, everyone, east, east, everyone, east, no,

42:04I think you guys can take this, I mean, you got like 100 people on me right now, this is

42:07kind of scary, oh my, it's not like I can't instantly fly out and mend my armor or anything.

42:16You know, was it really smart for you guys to not retreat with the group?

42:30Someone tried to a warden still.

42:35All right, let's find egg.

42:46I was just pretending like that guy wasn't there.

42:48No, I'm still gonna kill you, don't worry, bro.

42:51I don't think I killed everyone, I think a lot of them are treated.

42:54Oh, there's some people in here.

42:56Yo, you guys can, yeah, if you guys are chillers, I mean, I won't kill you guys.

43:03I see you, bro.

43:05Why did you go back into the cage and take off all of your...

43:09Get out of the cage.

43:10Did you finally bury your fangs and kill all of them?

43:13The most.

43:14Let's go.

43:15Okay, what do you mean the most, dude?

43:17Bury my fangs and kill them all?

43:20Dude, we only have one life on this server.

43:22I want to spend that life doing the most.

43:26Also, can you store all this loot so we can sell it later?

43:29I actually haven't completely out of inventory space.

43:32They actually never made me give up my items.

43:34Yeah, I don't really have inventory space, too.

43:35I don't think this equipment was even that great, to be honest.

43:38Also, there's a wardens here, so just be careful of that.

43:40I got you.

43:41I can hear his heartbeat.

43:50Oh, man.

43:51That was crazy, bro.

43:52They, like, evacuated the whole civilization.

43:54And now everything is all griefed and messed up, man.

43:57But at least me and you, we survived.

43:59And that's special, man.

44:00That's special.

44:05Alright, anyways.

44:06It's time for me to really get down to brass tacks.

44:08Really, really get down to business here.

44:14What the heck?

44:16Yo, yo, chill out.

44:17What do you want me to do?

44:17We can, we can merge something.

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