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00:00:00On the Unstable SMP, the world's largest Minecraft server, every player only has one life,
00:00:05meaning that if you die a single time, you're permanently banned and can never play again.
00:00:10Now, I've personally banned hundreds of players in my time on the server,
00:00:14but banning the player currently standing before me, Parrot, would be very different.
00:00:20You see, Parrot is regarded as one of the smartest players on the entire server.
00:00:23A few months ago, when I faked my death, Parrot was somehow able to track me down
00:00:28and reveal my identity to the entire server, which is why I want to ban him right now.
00:00:34Why are you here?
00:00:35But if I want to ban Parrot, I'll need to wait to strike until he has his guard down.
00:00:40There's no way that Parrot would come here without a backup plan.
00:00:43Do you know what's going on at spawn?
00:00:44Well, I've been a little busy getting hunted to the end of the server by the law, so I'm not
00:00:49like super in the loop.
00:00:50Basically, there's this massive debate in a few hours back at spawn,
00:00:53and everybody on the server thinks that you, Wemboo, are still under law containment.
00:00:59But if everybody at this debate realizes that you're not under law custody,
00:01:03then Lettuce physically can't win.
00:01:05It shows that law is literally incompetent.
00:01:08Do you want to come back to spawn with me and come to the debate with me?
00:01:12Because, like, Wemboo, if we work together, Lettuce physically can't become king.
00:01:17What are you guys even, like, doing out here?
00:01:20Uh, a long story.
00:01:22Or a farmer.
00:01:23Are you out here because Lettuce is hunting you?
00:01:26That's what I'm guessing?
00:01:28If Lettuce becomes king, Wemboo, what about that is going to change?
00:01:35You're never going to be able to return to the main server ever again.
00:01:39Alright, let me talk to Egg for a sec.
00:01:41Wemboo, and also-
00:01:42Yeah, you can go down there while I talk to Egg.
00:01:45Uh-
00:01:46Okay, he lived.
00:01:48Dude, Parrot's offering a good deal.
00:01:49Why don't we just go with him?
00:01:50Like, then we could, I don't know, stop him.
00:01:52I mean, do you really think that's going to work?
00:01:54Lettuce is a reign of terror.
00:01:54Lettuce is king, basically, regardless of that election or not.
00:01:57He's been hunting us with a genuine army for the last month.
00:02:02But, we're going to kill Parrot.
00:02:04Yeah, but Lettuce-
00:02:05I know, but-
00:02:06Well, it's okay.
00:02:08We just-
00:02:09How did we get to that jump, like?
00:02:11I understand maybe the argument that Lettuce is going to be king regardless.
00:02:15But then you're just like, so we've got to kill Parrot.
00:02:17Like, how did we get there?
00:02:18Like, A does not lead to B.
00:02:20Like, can you explain that?
00:02:22You were in the end when a lot of this happened, so...
00:02:25Parrot is kind of the reason why all this happened.
00:02:28Wait, so then why didn't you just kill Parrot right now when they were both of us there?
00:02:31Like, you know, we could have handled him.
00:02:32Well, our gear, and also, because Parrot never, like, I had-
00:02:41Parrot is one of, like, the smartest players on the entire server.
00:02:44I highly doubt he would come here without some sort of backup plan.
00:02:46Yeah, this is true.
00:02:47I know what we're going to do.
00:02:48Take this trident.
00:02:48I can't tell you what we're going to do.
00:02:49Okay.
00:02:50No, I'm telling you what we're going to do.
00:02:51You just got to, like, let me get there without, like, interrupting me.
00:02:53You know what I mean?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55I'm sorry.
00:02:55Here, take that Riptide Trident.
00:02:57I'm going to travel with Parrot.
00:02:58And on the way back to the server, we're going to kill him.
00:03:02I got you.
00:03:07And I will stalk you guys from the shadows and strike at the most opportune time.
00:03:11Okay, a little too close, bro.
00:03:15Okay.
00:03:18Wait, we got a lot.
00:03:21Wait, where even is Parrot?
00:03:23Yeah, what if he was here in this burger code?
00:03:24Here, I'll just make some excuse of why you can't come with us, but I want you following us, okay?
00:03:29Okay.
00:03:30Dude, what if he flicks a lever and I just fall into the void?
00:03:33Where did he go?
00:03:34Oh, my God, dude.
00:03:35I'm telling you.
00:03:36He's setting the trap, bro.
00:03:37I'm cooked.
00:03:38He's looking at it with his spyglass.
00:03:41You know, look at him with your spyglass.
00:03:42Dude, all I'm seeing is you.
00:03:44Because you're in front of me.
00:03:45Why would I do this?
00:03:48Yeah.
00:03:50I'll help you defeat Lettuce.
00:03:52Okay, get out of my hitbox, bro.
00:03:54I'm sorry.
00:03:54Yeah, but we're going to leave Egg behind, because I have no idea how you plan on even
00:03:58getting back into the main server, but it would definitely be too dangerous for Egg.
00:04:03Okay.
00:04:06In here?
00:04:07Yeah.
00:04:09You know, this was made for a lot more players than just us, but...
00:04:13Yeah, that's what I figured.
00:04:15What even happened to this place?
00:04:19Lettuce happened.
00:04:21That makes sense.
00:04:22So, how do you actually plan on getting us out of the Great Sea?
00:04:26Because, to my understanding, Lettuce started occupying it.
00:04:30And it has tons of LOM in here.
00:04:34I mean, is there some sort of, like, tunnel or something?
00:04:37Or, like, transport network?
00:04:39That goes from the Great Sea to the main area?
00:04:41There's, uh...
00:04:42Because I just, like, ran out here.
00:04:44Bro.
00:04:44Well, why don't we just run back the way that you came?
00:04:46Well, the issue is we just don't have enough time until the debate, dude.
00:04:49When's the debate?
00:04:50Is there, like, a faster way to get back?
00:04:51Uh, in, like, eight hours?
00:04:55Well...
00:04:55Okay, why didn't you just come here sooner?
00:04:57Well, I didn't know you were here, dude.
00:04:59I went around the entire Great Sea.
00:05:00I ran into a bunch of different people who were, like, talking about you.
00:05:03Dog, this is, like, the most, like, populated spot in the...
00:05:06Why would it...
00:05:07Why would this be the first place you...
00:05:08I mean, not anymore, I guess.
00:05:09I didn't even know this place existed, dude.
00:05:12All right.
00:05:12There's, uh...
00:05:13You're falling through the floor.
00:05:14There's, um...
00:05:15Oh, now I'm falling through the floor.
00:05:16Well, there's a dolphin highway that connects Capital City to...
00:05:20To the Great Sea.
00:05:21But the problem is, like, that's super, super guarded by Logan right now.
00:05:24But, uh...
00:05:25I do not...
00:05:25I do not have the...
00:05:26The equipment right now to fight that kind of battle.
00:05:31All right.
00:05:31I think we should at least scout it out, though.
00:05:34That seems like a terrible idea.
00:05:35Why?
00:05:37What do you think is gonna happen?
00:05:39Well, I have invisibility potions.
00:05:42Like, you can just, like, chill in the background if you want.
00:05:45Sure.
00:05:45All right, fine.
00:05:45Well, let's follow...
00:05:47Let's follow...
00:05:49Let's go.
00:05:50Okay.
00:05:51Anyone in the law has no reason to suspect me.
00:05:55Oh, you, like, chill with them?
00:05:57I mean, I'm a candidate in the election, dude.
00:06:00Oh, yeah.
00:06:04Yeah, there definitely are a ton of lawmen.
00:06:08Hmm.
00:06:12Okay.
00:06:14Option one is we fight them, which obviously, like, isn't very realistic.
00:06:19Option two is we try to sneak around them, but that also leaves a lot of room for us.
00:06:22Wait, can I get the spyglass?
00:06:23I can't even...
00:06:24I can't even see them.
00:06:25Sure.
00:06:29Bro, it's just all fog for me.
00:06:31I don't...
00:06:32I don't see them.
00:06:34I can see them.
00:06:35What?
00:06:36Is this what it feels like to be a egg?
00:06:39Option three...
00:06:42Is the most realistic, but, like, I feel kind of bad doing this.
00:06:46What?
00:06:48Here.
00:06:48You want to take this invisibility?
00:06:51Uh...
00:06:51All right.
00:06:52Oh, and...
00:06:53Okay.
00:06:55Yeah, so splash that and just stick behind.
00:06:58Um...
00:06:58Just don't make a sound while I'm there, okay?
00:07:00Uh...
00:07:01All right.
00:07:02I'll let you handle it.
00:07:03Go ahead.
00:07:04Oh, you want me to invis now?
00:07:05Okay.
00:07:06Yeah.
00:07:07Okay.
00:07:07Hop in the boat.
00:07:09Yeah, I feel really bad about doing this.
00:07:11Yeah, if you die, I'm leaving you behind, so...
00:07:15Okay.
00:07:16Well, I'm not gonna die, but...
00:07:17All right, well...
00:07:18We'll see.
00:07:19Oh, I see them now.
00:07:20All right, just, uh...
00:07:22Get out of this boat and just, like, sneak behind one of the houses.
00:07:26Uh...
00:07:26Sir, yes, sir.
00:07:27Just try to keep it...
00:07:28Okay, thanks.
00:07:33Guys!
00:07:33Guys!
00:07:34Guys!
00:07:34Guys!
00:07:35Please!
00:07:36Please!
00:07:36Help!
00:07:36Someone help!
00:07:37Someone help!
00:07:37Bro, bro!
00:07:38Wenbu is literally right out there!
00:07:40He just attacked me!
00:07:41He literally just attacked me!
00:07:43Wenbu is literally right out there in that direction, dude!
00:07:46Oh, I understand.
00:07:47Guys!
00:07:48Guys!
00:07:48Guys!
00:07:48No, no, Tiki!
00:07:49Don't touch Wenbu!
00:07:50You guys said you were supposed to, like, guard the Great Sea!
00:07:53Why is Wenbu just roaming around here, dude?
00:07:55Can you kill him?
00:07:58Yeah, we're gonna get him.
00:07:59We're gonna get him.
00:08:00Are you going as well?
00:08:01Thank you for telling us that.
00:08:04I mean, yeah, no...
00:08:05Are you not going?
00:08:07Like, don't you need, like, all law units attacking him right now?
00:08:11Isn't he...
00:08:12What?
00:08:12I have to protect this.
00:08:14You have to protect...
00:08:15You're protecting this place over capturing Wenbu?
00:08:18I mean, bro.
00:08:19Like, you do you, but, like, if I was in your position, I'd try to get the promotion.
00:08:23You know what I mean?
00:08:24Like...
00:08:25What?
00:08:27Promotion?
00:08:28Yeah!
00:08:29You didn't know?
00:08:30If you capture Wenbu, this guy's, like...
00:08:33Like, the most wanted player on the entire server.
00:08:36Lettuce would 100% promote you to commander.
00:08:38I can watch over this for you if you want.
00:08:41Like, while you're gone.
00:08:42But, like, my helmet is, like, super low, because Wenbu just attacked me.
00:08:45He, like, has both of his maces, dude.
00:08:51I got you, bro.
00:08:53Good luck on your promotion.
00:08:54Alright, see ya.
00:08:57Alright.
00:08:58You ready?
00:09:00Alright, yeah.
00:09:00I mean, that worked a lot better than I thought it would.
00:09:02I can't lie.
00:09:05There should be dolphins here.
00:09:06Yeah, yeah, take the...
00:09:08Oh, crap.
00:09:10Uh, do you have Depth Strider?
00:09:12Yes, I do.
00:09:13I brought it specifically for you.
00:09:15And I also have water breathing.
00:09:16Bro, it's just the man with the plan.
00:09:17It is iron boots, though.
00:09:19Why would you...
00:09:20Why would you put Depth Strider 3 on iron...
00:09:22Dude, Depth Strider is expensive, bro.
00:09:25Yeah, so it's so expensive, so why wouldn't you just put it on a pair of diamond boots?
00:09:30Okay.
00:09:30You got your leads?
00:09:31Okay, yeah, just ignore me again.
00:09:33I need a lead, yeah.
00:09:34Um, why is this guy...
00:09:36Okay, wait.
00:09:36Is this a baby dolphin?
00:09:38Oh, yeah.
00:09:38Uh, yo, the lobmen are, like, searching around.
00:09:40We gotta go.
00:09:41I see one of them.
00:09:45Dog, where are these dolphins, bro?
00:09:47There's dolphins in the sea.
00:09:48Just grab one from the sea.
00:09:50And bring it over here?
00:09:52Alright, bro.
00:09:53I'll do it myself.
00:09:54Okay.
00:10:12Don't go.
00:10:16I mean, it's so quick.
00:10:18How about you?
00:10:21I won't really think.
00:10:22I'm going down to the sea.
00:10:25I don't need to go.
00:10:25I don't know.
00:10:26So, what a ship goes, bro.
00:10:27I don't know.
00:10:28I'm going down to the sea.
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:32I don't know.
00:10:32I'm going down to the sea.
00:10:39okay i really hope they did not see me that guy might have seen me
00:10:51yo get over the freaking fence
00:11:06yo it's stupid go oh my god i'm gonna lose my mind over this thing it just jumped over the
00:11:12fence
00:11:12again yo i see a lemon help me help me help me help me help me get this thing over
00:11:16the fence
00:11:16parrot when do i have one no i can't get me over the i have one too there's there's more
00:11:24in here
00:11:24there's more here too the girls are coming back yeah i know i see them okay just go just go
00:11:28just
00:11:28go here here i'll splash with water breathing why do you have what no no no get the doll you
00:11:32have to
00:11:32hit the dolphin with it i know i know come in here get the dolphin get the dolphin come to
00:11:36me come to
00:11:37me it's leaping in the freaking come to me yours is a baby dolphin parrot that still gives it that
00:11:43still
00:11:44gives it okay let's go let's go let's go let's go wait we gotta go up right where do we
00:11:49even go i
00:11:49don't know this way this way this way this way this way no no this way this way come on
00:11:53come on okay
00:11:59buddy give me the thing dolphin give me the freaking effect buddy why did it give me the effect it's
00:12:06you have to swim you have to swim you have to start swimming i'm swimming did you get it no
00:12:15you didn't get it no i don't have it oh my gosh it's because you're invisible it's because
00:12:19you're invisible put on a chest plate i'm on a chest plate hurry up it's about to run out
00:12:23it's about to run out it's about to run out okay okay okay oh my gosh dude okay you got
00:12:28it yeah
00:12:29go go go go go go yo i keep hitting the roof oh my gosh we are zipping through this
00:12:41bro oh i lost my
00:12:43fight oh there we go yo how are you so slow bro i'm literally the same speed as you oh
00:12:53wait what wait how am i so slow why am i slower than you i don't know because i'm the
00:13:01biggest bird
00:13:02bro i figured it out it's because i have to like swim into the ground in order to be at
00:13:07the same speed
00:13:07as you i'm literally the same speed as you now okay okay are you gonna are you gonna i just
00:13:13like
00:13:13slipped out of the freaking thing i got caught on a wall bro yeah because you're trash
00:13:19oh my god i lost my dolphin
00:13:25yo who's the slow one now
00:13:29you bro you bro no but you are slow bro i'm letting you catch up to me i'm letting go
00:13:35of the
00:13:35w key so you catch up to me see now you're like behind me again i'll let you catch up
00:13:41again
00:13:41uh what the oh my lead why am i still attached to the whenbu whenbu yo i'm still attached to
00:14:00my
00:14:00dolphin where are you it's crouch i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine just crouch
00:14:05you know i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine i'm fine
00:14:23wait where are you big doll we're gonna head up we're gonna head up okay i don't know where
00:14:29you are though right here right here i'm invisible
00:14:35okay i'll just let you mine to me here all right what's good we're going up we're going
00:14:40up can you block behind us wait you're still attached to your dolphin they can see you through
00:14:43the wall if we go far enough the lead will automatically that's what happened i'm not
00:14:47going back yeah dude dude we just got choked by i couldn't even see them because you were
00:14:55in front of me bro dude i like i like didn't even process that they were lamin can you block
00:15:00up behind us yeah wait are we are we alone are they following us yeah yeah no no no no
00:15:04i got
00:15:05them off i got them off just be quiet yeah we're heading up this this path is way too dangerous
00:15:12bro
00:15:13we're almost at the border of like law territory anyway and i have some stuff set up for us
00:15:18stuff set up yeah
00:15:23i kind of have a bad feeling about this though it's like
00:15:32you know i feel like i feel like out of the both of us i'm the on the better pvp
00:15:36you're here i feel
00:15:36like you know if i had that full set of army you have i could maybe fight some of those
00:15:40lawmen
00:15:40actually you know win us a fight or something uh yeah sure you can take my pants that way like
00:15:58we're kind of like you're full set because you know i mean i kind of need it to actually fight
00:16:08uh i mean sure can i just get the boots back though
00:16:15someone doesn't even have a protection dog okay you know you forget about it
00:16:21you sure it doesn't even matter without the prop four i can't even lie okay
00:16:30perfect
00:16:34what the yeah where are we bro oh we're in the ocean yeah this feels like a bad idea to
00:16:40be out
00:16:40in the open considering that i'm kind of a fugitive you know yeah but don't worry i have a plan
00:16:46all right we'll just head a few thousand blocks this way and then there's nothing to worry about
00:16:54dude you're like scuffness like permeates to whoever you're with
00:16:57like i've never had an inventory this fried and been this strange of a scenario okay
00:17:06yeah so right in that cherry grove area i set up like a happy guest and some gear that we
00:17:11can use
00:17:11um okay so the question yeah so if you have gear in the cherry grove happy guest area why didn't
00:17:19you just bring it in your inventory the happy guest no the gear well well it's not like invisibility
00:17:26potions and like all that kind of stuff whatever that'll like help us okay but the point is using
00:17:34the happy guest we can just like fly up really high fly above the entirety of law territory and then
00:17:40just
00:17:40make our way to the debate yeah so like yeah we just really won't have to deal with anybody there
00:17:47is just one thing i do want to check though
00:17:55uh wait wait wait whenbu whenbu whenbu come back come back come back are we going or not
00:18:01what chest cover that back up and come back here well dirt it's dirt blocks no i know just in
00:18:17case
00:18:17this spot got found i set up a calibrated skulk sensor under the chest that detects footsteps and
00:18:23every single time it detects footsteps it wires all the way to this chest and adds a dirt block to
00:18:28it
00:18:28right wait so that means that there's 120 players here no it means that the skulk sensor went off
00:18:34105 times which is really strange this would have made sense if it went off like two or three times
00:18:41right but the fact that it went off 105 times makes zero sense
00:18:47i have a feeling that law knows that we're coming here
00:18:51here come this way just be quiet
00:19:03why whenever you hold your spyglass it just like floats in front of your face what
00:19:13yeah dude i'm sorry we're coming okay sure look behind the trees do i look no i see i hold
00:19:19my
00:19:20arm like a normal person out when i use the spyglass whenbu lock in bro oh there is a guy
00:19:24there
00:19:25there's a lot of people oh oh that's what i'm saying okay we should get out of here
00:19:32yeah oh shit that's what i'm saying okay dude be quiet bro actually there's a laugh that breaks
00:19:40the sound barrier okay dude that's actually this is actually really bad i can't even lie
00:19:46yo let's just run yo i don't have a bucket of water dude lettuce knows that we're coming
00:19:52how would he even know that you did that i don't know i don't know who did you tell
00:19:59okay this is actually really oh my gosh lawn knows we're coming lettuce knows that i'm trying
00:20:06to bring you back why else would he hold a stake out there i don't know
00:20:17i really thought this was going to be like really easy to get back i can't even lie
00:20:20uh yeah we should probably get moving actually because we're pretty close to them and we're
00:20:24in like the middle of nowhere dude it's just uh why don't we just like this is really unfortunate
00:20:30whenbu i i really don't think you understand how bad this is dude no yeah i don't think
00:20:34i'm understanding either loki they're going to hunt us on the way back bro i mean that's
00:20:40kind of same exact thing they're still doing to me anyway so not much has changed okay we're
00:20:45gonna have to we're gonna have to deviate a bit off course i can't lie we're gonna have
00:20:50to go talk to one of my friends okay all right so how much farther until we're going to wherever
00:20:55we're going uh probably about like 9 000 ish blocks i honestly like haven't been to this
00:21:02place ever but i just know it exists uh-huh and how is this going to help us get back
00:21:09to
00:21:09spawn wait wambu hold up hold up what i don't so are we going or or not i thought you
00:21:19said 50k
00:21:1950k is a lot of territory we do not have much time to be frolicking around frolicking around
00:21:26are you a frolicker do you really get up to frolicking quite often
00:21:30uh i would say i'm a frolicker uh-huh you watch the birds a lot
00:21:40wambu what
00:21:45crouch why am i crouching
00:21:50i see why i'm crouching
00:21:53okay they definitely see us
00:22:16yo this is stupid i don't care how low gear i am i'm not running from some kid named reginald
00:22:21bon bacon
00:22:22wambu wambu be realistic bro let's go wambu run run run why are we running this kid is like
00:22:28an eight year old you really think he's oh my god get him get him
00:22:32why are you trying he's riding a pig we do not need to be running from this
00:22:37get him dude you have no armor besides a netherite chest plate let's go let's go
00:22:42get him get him this guy can't even cross the river with his pig
00:22:48how about it wambu wambu wambu wambu we gotta go we gotta go let's go we do not gotta go
00:22:53we can
00:22:54win this this is a 2v3 oh my god they do have my health in one hit
00:22:59y'all run yo run you're helping this is why i should have the armor
00:23:06stop trying to mace wambu wambu wambu we gotta go
00:23:09we have to go we have to go
00:23:11the kid is back okay fine i'm running oh my god mi
00:23:14i'm running i'm running i'm running they have swiftness they have swiftness they're gonna catch
00:23:19up they're gonna catch up they have swiftness yeah i'm 1 hit i'm 1 hit you need the turn
00:23:21fight this guy you need to turn right now right now right now right now right now
00:23:26go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go i'm going i'm going
00:23:31what do you think i'm doing
00:23:33you know this means that let us put a bounty on both of our heads right yeah i figured yeah
00:23:38i i
00:23:39guessed do not turn around do not try and fight them do not try and fight what do you think
00:23:45i'm
00:23:46doing oh my god oh my gosh just keep running keep running keep running keep running this way this
00:23:52way this way i'm going i'm going i'm going i'm going
00:24:00yo it's cave jump in jump in jump in jump in jump in don't don't take this take this this
00:24:05way this
00:24:06way this way money no mine mine mine no i don't have aqua affinity just go no no no come
00:24:12here
00:24:12Come here, come here! Follow me, follow me, follow!
00:24:18Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:24:21Where? Into the mine shaft! Into the mine shaft!
00:24:26Block it, block it, block it!
00:24:33Keep going, keep going! Go, go, go, go!
00:24:35Go, go, go!
00:24:41Hide, hide, hide!
00:25:24Oh, yeah, we're chillin', I don't think they're here.
00:25:26We're in like a jungle.
00:25:28Oh parrots.
00:25:30There's no one here.
00:25:32Okay.
00:25:33we're going this way
00:25:35let's get out of here
00:25:36you good?
00:25:37yeah
00:25:39I have to use my elytra a little bit
00:25:41it's like about a break
00:25:43bro might actually be the night fury
00:25:47from how to train your dragon
00:25:49yeah
00:25:49do I get to know where we're going?
00:25:52we're going to a river
00:25:55oh a river
00:25:57yeah
00:26:00are we not in a river?
00:26:02no it's a very special river
00:26:04bro if we could just drop one of the llama
00:26:06and I'd have actual gear
00:26:07that's all I'm saying
00:26:0868,000 blocks
00:26:10alright
00:26:11yeah this is really the only way
00:26:15we should be
00:26:17this should be about it
00:26:19I think we're getting like really close
00:26:21here I'm going to check this out beforehand
00:26:24you can stay back
00:26:25just like crouch behind here
00:26:27oh you're leaving me behind
00:26:30I'll be back in like 3 minutes
00:26:38what?
00:26:39Wemboo
00:26:40hello
00:26:41it is I
00:26:44egg jam
00:26:49bro
00:26:52I've been following you guys, bro.
00:26:55What?
00:26:56I've been following you guys.
00:26:58Why haven't you killed Parrot?
00:27:00Why do you have a law shield?
00:27:02Because I blended in with them.
00:27:06Okay.
00:27:08Okay, sorry.
00:27:09It bothers you.
00:27:12What's she?
00:27:13Yo, train shields, train shields.
00:27:15Bro, are we serious?
00:27:18Yay, bro, I need the Dura.
00:27:19I need the Dura.
00:27:20A parrot won't notice.
00:27:22Wait, why didn't you kill Parrot in the cave
00:27:23like you were right next to him?
00:27:29Because, like...
00:27:29We don't have time.
00:27:30Go on.
00:27:31Dude, I, like, asked him for his armor
00:27:35and he just, like, gave it to me.
00:27:36It's like, I feel like he has
00:27:38some sort of contingency plan.
00:27:40So I want to get geared up more
00:27:42by killing a lawman before killing him.
00:27:44Wait, that's right, dude.
00:27:45He is the smartest player.
00:27:46He probably has, like, a contingency plan
00:27:48or, like, plan B-C-D-E-F.
00:27:53Yeah.
00:27:55Can't get the point.
00:27:59Yeah, just keep your wits about you, bro.
00:28:01I go out there before he comes back, bro.
00:28:04Okay.
00:28:05Where are you going?
00:28:08You know what you know, bro?
00:28:10Malice, Brutes, and Darkness.
00:28:12What?
00:28:15You know, every time you unshift,
00:28:17I can see your name tag.
00:28:20Shh.
00:28:23I'm not crouching and waiting, sis.
00:28:26There's no one here.
00:28:31We should be all set.
00:28:33I bet.
00:28:34Wait, so where are we even going?
00:28:37Uh, well, we're about to get there.
00:28:39Okay, but-
00:28:40Also, how did you get that enchanted shield?
00:28:42What?
00:28:44My other one broke.
00:28:44It wasn't enchanted before.
00:28:46Yeah, despair.
00:28:48What is this?
00:28:49Is this where we're going?
00:28:52Yeah, it's a Nautilus shop
00:28:54that my friend owns.
00:28:55Nautilus?
00:28:56I feel like this would get instantly robbed
00:28:57if anyone knew where this was.
00:28:59Oh, okay.
00:29:00That's why it's kind of hard to find.
00:29:02Dude, this is, like, 20k out from spawn.
00:29:05Well, actually, we're 40k out.
00:29:07Oh, well, actually, you get the point, bro.
00:29:10This is, like, the most easily discoverable place ever.
00:29:13Yo, coin.
00:29:14Okay, yeah, that's cool.
00:29:15Oh, parrot.
00:29:16Yo, what's up, man?
00:29:18Bro, what happened to your mic, dog?
00:29:21Okay, so, long story short,
00:29:24I got a little mad.
00:29:25You know, I got a little mad.
00:29:28Don't worry about that.
00:29:28Don't worry about that.
00:29:30Okay.
00:29:30Yo, this is cool, bro.
00:29:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:29:33What is this noise?
00:29:34Wait, yo, this thing.
00:29:35Wait, what?
00:29:37Bro, I've never ridden on Nautilus before.
00:29:39Okay, okay, wait, hold on.
00:29:40Hold on a second.
00:29:41Why is he here?
00:29:42Whoa, why is he here?
00:29:44Hi.
00:29:44Who, Wemboo?
00:29:48Yo.
00:29:48Yo, I don't trust you, bro.
00:29:50Oh, a copper spear.
00:29:52I'm terrified.
00:29:53Hold on.
00:29:54Okay, why?
00:29:55Okay, parrot, parrot.
00:29:56Okay, nice to meet you.
00:29:57Nice to see you again.
00:29:59Why him?
00:30:00Why is he here?
00:30:01Why are y'all working to...
00:30:02What?
00:30:03Hello?
00:30:04You know how there's that, like, server-wide election going on?
00:30:07Yeah.
00:30:08Okay.
00:30:09About...
00:30:09Wemboo is, like, the only way I can beat lettuce.
00:30:14Just playing with my...
00:30:15Okay, dude.
00:30:16What?
00:30:16Dude, I've never ridden a Nautilus before.
00:30:18Bro, it's new.
00:30:19It's new.
00:30:20Dude.
00:30:21Dude, I'm sorry, parrot.
00:30:22Bro, dude.
00:30:22Parrot, I don't...
00:30:23Dude.
00:30:24No.
00:30:24No, I'm sorry.
00:30:25No.
00:30:27Hit, bro.
00:30:28I don't trust him.
00:30:30Just one favor, please, bro.
00:30:31Oh, a copper spear.
00:30:33I'm so scared.
00:30:35You better be, bro, but...
00:30:37Point, point.
00:30:38No, I'm actually being serious, though.
00:30:39Like, if we don't get Wemboo back to spawn in the next five hours, I'm gonna lose the election.
00:30:44Wait, so, like, what's the fastest way to get back to spawn while avoiding...
00:30:48Um, just basically just going down the King's River.
00:30:51But, um, first, first, let me explain, basically.
00:30:53Um, when you're going down the...
00:30:56Wemboo, Wemboo, come up here.
00:30:57Sorry, I got his finger.
00:30:58Yeah, my bad, my bad, my bad.
00:31:00This is your last hope?
00:31:01Yeah, okay.
00:31:01It's over, bro.
00:31:02Basically, there's just a large smuggling route through the King's River, basically.
00:31:06So, first, we just go down King's River.
00:31:08You know, that's just regular...
00:31:08Can you stop going through my stuff, man?
00:31:10What?
00:31:10I need armor.
00:31:11Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:31:12Bro, dude, dude, you see why I don't like this guy?
00:31:14You see why I don't like this guy?
00:31:15First thing we have to do is we have to go down the whole King's River, all right?
00:31:19Um, you want to go ahead a little bit northwest.
00:31:23Where's he going?
00:31:23Um, whatever.
00:31:25Um, you just want to keep going northwest, and then you're going to find a path on the
00:31:29mountain range, all right?
00:31:29That's called the Smuggler's Pass, all right?
00:31:32Yep.
00:31:32You got that?
00:31:33Yep.
00:31:34And this is going to take us closer to spawn?
00:31:36Yes, exactly.
00:31:37Okay.
00:31:37It's the quickest way to get to spawn.
00:31:38I got to share that.
00:31:40Wemboo.
00:31:41All right.
00:31:41Calm down here, bro.
00:31:43I'm listening!
00:31:44Okay, okay.
00:31:45Then after that, you just take that path, since it's not monitored by law or anything like
00:31:48that.
00:31:48That's like the, like, you know, you know, that's for sure.
00:31:51That's, that's a guarantee.
00:31:52You, there's no law there.
00:31:53It's together and stuff like that, in case you ever get jumped or anything like that.
00:31:56I don't know.
00:31:56Worst case scenario.
00:31:58Yeah.
00:31:59And then after that, you'll get to the law's graveyard.
00:32:04And then you'll find the, and then you'll find the smugglers, the professional smugglers
00:32:07there.
00:32:08And then if I just talk to them, they'll get me there?
00:32:10Yeah, exactly.
00:32:11What'd you say?
00:32:11Okay.
00:32:11They got a whole graveyard?
00:32:14Yeah.
00:32:15I wonder why.
00:32:16I wonder why.
00:32:17I wonder why.
00:32:18That's kind of a good point.
00:32:20I wonder why, man.
00:32:22Coin, um, do you mind if we take these not-a-lie?
00:32:25Wemboo, we got to go.
00:32:26I'm going.
00:32:27Wait, this is crazy.
00:32:28How do you use these things?
00:32:29Why did that-also, why, like-
00:32:31You see that little boost charge at the bottom of your skin?
00:32:32Did you pay him anything?
00:32:32Why did-why did that guy help us?
00:32:35Well, he's a professional smuggler.
00:32:37And, like, I saved his life at one point.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:43You see that little boost charge at the bottom of your skin?
00:32:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:45Well, that-that I figured out.
00:32:47Okay.
00:32:49But-
00:32:49Dude, this noise is, like, so weird.
00:32:54Are you sure this is faster than just walking?
00:32:58Oh, wait.
00:32:59We have infinite water breathing.
00:33:01Okay.
00:33:01That is kind of cool.
00:33:04And I have no idea where a parrot went.
00:33:06Come on, bro.
00:33:07I'm going!
00:33:10Wait, does this work with, like, the spear?
00:33:12Can I spear you while on this?
00:33:14Yeah, you could.
00:33:15But don't.
00:33:16Wait, let me-
00:33:16How much damage does this do?
00:33:18Bro, you're gonna kill me.
00:33:19No, I'm not!
00:33:20You're in full prop four!
00:33:22All right.
00:33:23Wait, I just want to see how much damage it does.
00:33:25All right, how much is that?
00:33:25Three hearts.
00:33:26Three hearts?
00:33:26Wait, that's not bad.
00:33:29Wait.
00:33:29Wait, get on your nautilus.
00:33:34Bro!
00:33:38Dude, we can be the underwater cave explorers
00:33:40because we have water breathing.
00:33:42Dude, because we have water breathing.
00:33:43We can, like, explore.
00:33:45Dude, we don't have much time.
00:33:46We gotta get back to spawn.
00:33:47Seriously.
00:33:48Okay, okay.
00:34:01Bro, how are you so slow?
00:34:10Dude, what?
00:34:11No!
00:34:12Dude, it doesn't work on a mount.
00:34:14So, are we there yet?
00:34:17No, we still have a long way to go.
00:34:19We'll probably have to spend about two hours on a king's river.
00:34:22Two hours of doing this?
00:34:24Like, seriously.
00:34:25If we didn't have these nautilus, we would be fine.
00:34:29I mean, or we could have walked.
00:34:31But, I guess this works, too.
00:34:33This is much faster than walking.
00:34:35And Coyne just, like, told us exactly where we had to go.
00:34:38And he gave us, like, the nautilus.
00:34:40Exactly where we had to.
00:34:41I feel like we could have just, like, boated in the big general direction and been fine.
00:34:45Well, but this is just a lot faster.
00:34:48Not really, but...
00:34:50Bro, you should at least be, like, more grateful of him.
00:34:52You know what I mean?
00:34:53Like, he went out of his way to help us.
00:34:55He could have, like, sold these nautilus to other people for actual, like, diamonds or whatever.
00:35:01Well, I wouldn't say he went out of his way.
00:35:03I mean, he kind of has a vested interest in seeing.
00:35:05Well, he did, though.
00:35:05Well, he kind of...
00:35:06You know, his priorities kind of aligned with us.
00:35:08He wants to see Leti defeated.
00:35:10He did it because he's a nice person.
00:35:11Like, he did it...
00:35:12Really?
00:35:12So you think the fact that he's a smuggler and that we're about to go defeat Lettuce K didn't have
00:35:16any sort of, like, impact on his decision?
00:35:20Well, friends just, like, help each other.
00:35:23And Coyne and I are friends.
00:35:24Like, I've saved his life before and he's helping us out now.
00:35:27Yeah, exactly.
00:35:28Because he owes you.
00:35:30I don't think so.
00:35:32Alright.
00:35:33Okay.
00:35:36Wait, how do you know where we're going?
00:35:39Because he just said, follow the King's River.
00:35:41Yeah, but this is...
00:35:43Alright.
00:35:44I'll trust you, bro.
00:35:48Bro, so we have Paradex 2.
00:35:50We have Theobald the bird.
00:35:52Like, when are we getting, like, a toucan?
00:35:54We're, like...
00:35:56Eagle Y3.
00:35:57Yeah, like, Eagle Y3.
00:36:00An eagle.
00:36:01A toucan.
00:36:02Like, a pelican or something.
00:36:03Run, run, run.
00:36:03This way, this way.
00:36:04Why are there...
00:36:05I got my...
00:36:06Why are there lawmen?
00:36:07I thought the whole point was that they weren't supposed to be here.
00:36:10Start heading this way.
00:36:11Uh, bro, they got dolphins.
00:36:13Dolphins are definitely faster than this.
00:36:14Why didn't we just buy dolphins from a dolphin shop or something?
00:36:17They didn't have them.
00:36:18Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
00:36:19Wait, what the...
00:36:20Get out, everybody, get out.
00:36:25Do not have an escape.
00:36:28They have...
00:36:28Why do they have the dolphins on the land?
00:36:30Yo, what the...
00:36:32Yo, drop me wincharts.
00:36:33Drop me two wincharts.
00:36:33Like, a couple.
00:36:34Just, please.
00:36:37We can't let them go.
00:36:40Oh.
00:36:41Wembu, into the jungle.
00:36:42Into the jungle.
00:36:43Oh my god.
00:36:43Okay, okay.
00:36:44Next time we escape this, you're giving me your armor.
00:36:47Alright, I'm in the jungle, big dog.
00:36:48Where are we going?
00:36:50Just start running.
00:36:50Just start running.
00:36:51I'm doing that.
00:36:52Oh, you too, bro.
00:36:55Wembu is dangerous.
00:36:56Be careful.
00:36:57Yeah, you best believe, so you should probably run.
00:37:01Oh my god.
00:37:04I hit you.
00:37:08Yo, I'm dead.
00:37:09I'll play her, bro.
00:37:11Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:37:18Oh my god.
00:37:19Yo, we really got to escape.
00:37:20Something really bad is about to happen to me.
00:37:22To the water, to the water, to the water.
00:37:23That is a bad idea.
00:37:24They still have their dolphins, buddy.
00:37:26They do?
00:37:27Yes.
00:37:28Oh, I need to go in anyways.
00:37:30Hop in, hop in, hop in, hop in.
00:37:33I have golden apples.
00:37:34Okay, they have spears, dude.
00:37:36It's okay, spears are terrible.
00:37:41Oh my gosh.
00:37:43Run.
00:37:43There's literally so many of them.
00:37:44There's so many.
00:37:47Wembu, Wembu, stop fighting.
00:37:49No, I used it to move up the tree.
00:37:52Idiot.
00:37:54Hey, did you guys?
00:37:56Yo.
00:37:59Dude, I don't have strength, too.
00:38:02I don't either.
00:38:03I don't either.
00:38:05Wembu, Wembu.
00:38:06How are we letting them get away?
00:38:12Guys, keep on them.
00:38:16Now, now, now, now.
00:38:19Hi, Wembu.
00:38:21I'm eating a golden apple.
00:38:24Wembu, come here.
00:38:26Guys, go.
00:38:27Wembu, Wembu.
00:38:30Where did this guy go?
00:38:32All right, well.
00:38:34You know what?
00:38:35We can stay on panic.
00:38:37Oh, bro.
00:38:40Are you kidding me?
00:38:42As long as we get one of them.
00:38:48Goodbye, Payric.
00:38:51Wembu.
00:38:51Yo, boat, bro.
00:38:52Boat.
00:38:52Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in.
00:38:54What?
00:38:54How are you up behind them?
00:38:57Use wind charges underwater, Payric.
00:38:59You have wind charges.
00:39:00Oh, hey, bro.
00:39:01Go, go, go.
00:39:04Wait, where are we going?
00:39:07Where are we going?
00:39:08Bye.
00:39:12What's up?
00:39:16Two, one, move.
00:39:19He doesn't know what he's doing.
00:39:25Guys, I'm mighty around here somewhere.
00:39:32Oh, no.
00:39:36It's not good.
00:39:39Guys, do not let him escape.
00:39:41Wembu, where do you go?
00:39:43I'm here, buddy.
00:39:43I've escaped like twice.
00:39:44I'm just waiting for you.
00:39:47Okay, we need to stick together.
00:39:48We have to stick together.
00:39:49Into the water.
00:39:50No, we don't.
00:39:50We probably could split up and get away.
00:39:54All right, I'm in the water.
00:39:55Now what?
00:39:56My helmet, dude.
00:39:56My helmet just broke.
00:39:57No, it wasn't your helmet.
00:39:58It was your chest plate.
00:40:00Okay, come up.
00:40:01Just come up here.
00:40:01Come up here.
00:40:02You wind charges.
00:40:02Come up.
00:40:03Come up.
00:40:03Up.
00:40:03Up.
00:40:08This seems like a smart idea.
00:40:09Why are my maces in the wrong spot?
00:40:10This is really bad, dude.
00:40:12No, it's not.
00:40:13Just come up.
00:40:14Up this way.
00:40:15Up this way.
00:40:15Yeah, yeah.
00:40:16I'm going.
00:40:16I'm going.
00:40:17Let's try and get to the mountain over there.
00:40:21I just got like stuck in a vine.
00:40:23Come on.
00:40:23Come on.
00:40:23Come on.
00:40:24Just follow my name tag.
00:40:25Follow my name tag.
00:40:25If we can get like one of these guys alone, I can mace them, take their gear, and then
00:40:28win this fight easily.
00:40:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:29Wembu.
00:40:30I'm with you.
00:40:30I'm with you.
00:40:31I'm with you.
00:40:31Just keep running.
00:40:32Jump.
00:40:32Jump.
00:40:34Bo.
00:40:34Bo.
00:40:34Bo.
00:40:36Go.
00:40:36Go.
00:40:36Go.
00:40:36Go.
00:40:37Yo, they're on us, buddy.
00:40:40Go.
00:40:40Go.
00:40:41Go.
00:40:41Go.
00:40:44Okay.
00:40:44You have wind charges.
00:40:45Yeah, that would be really nice if I had some of those.
00:40:50Come on, dude.
00:40:51Nice.
00:40:51Nice.
00:40:52Nice.
00:40:52Nice.
00:40:52Nice.
00:40:52Nice.
00:40:53Get that loot.
00:40:54Get that loot.
00:40:54I got like none of that.
00:40:55I got like...
00:40:55No.
00:40:55Run.
00:40:56You're going to get two tapped.
00:40:57I got my chest plate.
00:40:57Harry, you're going to get two tapped.
00:40:58I got my chest plate.
00:40:59I got the chest plate.
00:41:00Run.
00:41:00Follow me.
00:41:01Follow me.
00:41:01Do I need your helmet?
00:41:01Follow me.
00:41:02Follow me.
00:41:02Follow me.
00:41:05Oh, man.
00:41:17Yo, Parrot.
00:41:18Are we running or not?
00:41:21Just hit a triple shot, bro.
00:41:23Bro.
00:41:23Run.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:24I don't care about your low shots.
00:41:25Let's go.
00:41:25Okay.
00:41:26Let's go.
00:41:26Let's go.
00:41:26Let's go.
00:41:27Where are we going?
00:41:28Where are we heading?
00:41:29Wait.
00:41:30I think we lost them.
00:41:30Why are there so many more name tags?
00:41:32No, we lost them.
00:41:32We lost them.
00:41:33Weboo.
00:41:33Look right.
00:41:34What?
00:41:35What are you doing?
00:41:37Yo, there's a...
00:41:39There's a pig.
00:41:39Why is there a random pig with a saddle?
00:41:41Okay.
00:41:42Okay.
00:41:42Weboo.
00:41:42I have an idea.
00:41:43I have an idea.
00:41:44Okay.
00:41:44Just stick close to me.
00:41:45Okay?
00:41:45And when I start going up, I'm going to toss you wind charges and you're going to come
00:41:48Going up where?
00:41:50I'm going to start...
00:41:51I'm going to start building up.
00:41:51I'm going to start building up.
00:41:52Okay.
00:41:54Yo.
00:41:57I can't lead it.
00:41:59Yo, they're here.
00:42:00Hey, that's my pig.
00:42:04Come on, buddy.
00:42:04Come on, buddy.
00:42:06Why do we need this pig?
00:42:07Can we run, please?
00:42:08Just trust me.
00:42:08Just trust me.
00:42:09Just trust me.
00:42:09Just trust me.
00:42:10I'm trusting you, bro.
00:42:13Yo, someone has a belt.
00:42:14Someone has a belt.
00:42:19Just trust me.
00:42:20Just stay up.
00:42:20Keep heading up, Weboo.
00:42:21Keep heading up.
00:42:21I don't have...
00:42:22Okay, okay, okay.
00:42:24Weboo, Weboo.
00:42:25I'm going to...
00:42:28I dropped wind charges.
00:42:29In the water.
00:42:30In the water.
00:42:30In the water.
00:42:31Come on.
00:42:31Last month.
00:42:35Yo, just keep going up.
00:42:36I'll meet up there.
00:42:36I'll meet up there.
00:42:37I'll meet up there.
00:43:06Wambu, Wambu can you hear me?
00:43:07yo yo yo yo okay so why do we have a pig you have to come okay okay okay okay
00:43:14why did you take that guy's pig just trust me just trust me
00:43:28yo i'm out of blocks parrot you gotta come to me yeah yeah come to me come to me
00:43:36uh i could maybe miss one of them from here but like i feel like we're getting out of here
00:43:40dude
00:43:40we're getting out we're getting how i mean i have an elytra but
00:43:45yo what is the plan here here i can make it i can make it i'm okay i'm with you
00:43:49i'm with you
00:43:49with you wambu wambu i need you to get on the picture of your elytra no why would i toss
00:43:54you
00:43:54my elytra oh my gosh dude no way you're doing this bro what do you mean no way i'm doing
00:43:58this
00:43:58if i toss you my elytra i take it down take the pig take the pig take the pig why
00:44:02am i taking the pig i
00:44:03have the pig just take the pig take the pig there's a guy here i have it i have it
00:44:07i have
00:44:07it have it give me the band give me the band fly fly fly fly fly okay you see the
00:44:14second number look
00:44:15down what number what number i don't have rockets i don't have rockets open up open up your f3
00:44:19there's a way to infinitely fly okay what okay okay stay in the air okay look down this you see
00:44:25where
00:44:25it says facing yeah look down towards 33 as you're about to touch the ground i'm gonna tell you to
00:44:31look up okay uh yeah the pig is gonna hit the ground i'm looking up okay look up now start
00:44:35looking down
00:44:35start looking down again okay you see where it says facing north yeah the second number you have
00:44:41to align that to 32.5 okay and now look up to negative 45 look at the negative 47 and
00:44:46now down
00:44:47now down down down down down down no negative or 32.5 again 32.5
00:44:53okay okay now negative 47 negative 47 negative okay now look down look down look down
00:45:05oh i'm about to hit it okay 32.5 okay negative 47 negative 47 negative 47
00:45:10yo they are long gone yo they are long gone yo we are out bro we are out negative 47
00:45:18yo your lights are broke yeah okay run run bro we are getting out of here bro yo we still
00:45:25have
00:45:25this dude's run front okay i don't dude i don't care about the big bro let's go let's go let's
00:45:29go let's
00:45:29go run run run run run run yo we are still like 40k out of spawn we are in the
00:45:37trenches bro
00:45:40i ran through like all of my resources bro like literally everything i'm down to one golden apple
00:45:47bro this way this way this way that was kind of absurd bro i look you just like spam rockets
00:45:54i
00:45:54didn't even know you could fly that far on off like one dude you can technically fly infinitely if you
00:45:59like align it to an exact coordinate but obviously that's what you're trying to have me do yeah well
00:46:04my lights are also just broke so like here take this do you need um here take some of this
00:46:15okay coin said that the next spot was this like mountain range called smugglers pass
00:46:21we should just try to get there as fast as possible i still think we should just walk
00:46:25there directly dude the good thing is law probably has no idea where we are now
00:46:34how did they even know where we were in the first place the first time we ran into them they
00:46:38knew we
00:46:39were coming from that direction and then i'm assuming since like since like all those lawmen said that
00:46:46they put a bounty on us i'm just assuming that they're covering this entire span of law territory
00:46:53i wouldn't be surprised if lettuce genuinely sent like 500 law units out here why is it called
00:46:59smugglers pass like i feel like if it was an actual smuggling location like it wouldn't have a name like
00:47:04that because it would be like secret you know what i mean um like why don't we just run in
00:47:12a perfectly
00:47:12straight line we could but i just trust coin okay and i'm really running low on food
00:47:26okay i'm not used to running from this many fights in quick succession
00:47:34i am yeah well i kind of guessed
00:47:49what in the world how big is this mountain dude this is minecraft's deadliest mountain
00:47:59bro i feel like this is the type of mountain where like people go missing and never return
00:48:03yeah i know
00:48:17yo yo it looks like this is smuggler's path right up here oh yeah this looks insane
00:48:23real geniuses making a smuggler's path the most like insane looking build i surely won't attract
00:48:31any attention here i'll go check it out um and just like make sure it's safe but uh you should
00:48:38probably stick back here okay i'll be back i'm just gonna farm ice
00:48:50i'm so bad with this trident bro oh yo did did you walk here what the hold on
00:48:57do it one more time i'll make your entrance better hey thank you
00:49:12uh whatever wait how did you how did you find us out here actually i guess we're not that far
00:49:16from
00:49:16spawn my eye sees all
00:49:25no i just i just ended up i just ended up blending in with the wall so nothing crazy okay
00:49:32they were telling me low-key like i'm not even gonna lie they were telling me military secrets just
00:49:36like out in the open huh okay yeah dude apparently you got dude i mean this is probably no surprise
00:49:42to
00:49:43but they're they're getting a pretty big army and they're gonna aim it right at you and parrot dude
00:49:47wow i'm gonna thought that was coming you sound tired and withered bro i know like
00:49:53you know this journey has been sort of taxing on my mind and body
00:49:58okay plus just like too much lettuce cane in my life i don't think we've seen him once this entire
00:50:04journey well i have you know i bear i bear his insignia now okay we will apprehend you to justice
00:50:13okay yeah i feel like parrot is gonna come back in like any second and just see us yeah i
00:50:17should
00:50:17stop wasting time i'm sorry okay um yeah are we gonna end up killing him like what's the what's
00:50:21the verdict on that um do you actually want to kill him i think that's the first thing we should
00:50:28establish low-key i don't really care how much either way i think we probably should just to see
00:50:36it through i mean it's up to you bro it's just my scholarly career on the line so not much
00:50:45okay
00:50:48for us to bring out i've never won an award in my life like
00:50:53um wait so we're like sliming him out right now i guess so i mean honestly the reason i didn't
00:50:59kill
00:50:59him at the start is because like i thought he would have like a lot more plans and backup strategies
00:51:04but we've genuinely like almost died like five times so i really don't think he'll have anything
00:51:09if we just try and slime him out okay i agree with me so i don't i'm not like personally
00:51:17mad at
00:51:17parrot or anything but like we gotta make it we gotta make an example out of bro
00:51:23why have you embraced a loser's mentality dude what do you mean a loser's mentality i just said
00:51:28we're gonna make an example out of him dude in the time that i've played on the serve with you
00:51:34you've made me neglect my finals you've made me neglect my family
00:51:41and you've made me neglect my sleep this is more than just a game
00:51:51all right when i when i start killing him you have 10 arrows you're the tip there where i take
00:51:55this down i already have like 30 of those okay bet yeah just just hit him with slow falling a
00:52:02bunch
00:52:03when when i attack him i got you you just you just you have milk you got an ally in
00:52:08the darkness bro do
00:52:09a milk all right whatever all right just just be confused yeah i suppose so all right just go full
00:52:19and visit and stalk behind us why was i just shot yo why did you just shoot me
00:52:48with a with a tipped arrow of swiftness dude i needed to get why are you invisible bro i i
00:52:54misclicked
00:52:54a potion all right let's go okay
00:52:59holy i just aura farmed with that arrow shot no you you you shot a you shot a target that
00:53:04wasn't
00:53:05even paying attention you know it might just be the best shot of your life so i'll let you have
00:53:09it
00:53:10that is not the best shot of my life i've hit some crazier shots well clearly it is based on
00:53:14the way
00:53:14you're gassing this up well yeah
00:53:22okay let's go
00:53:27yeah i scouted it out and it looks pretty safe
00:53:31no giant law armies or anything not that i can see
00:53:52oh there was a ladder
00:53:56look what oh yeah we probably could have oh well
00:54:27this is really the the most subtle and least obvious way to make it back to spawn
00:54:32i mean that's what coin was saying
00:54:39aha
00:54:53uh hello
00:54:59buddy buddy buddy yo you good bro
00:55:11are we gonna really like pause and see the scenery every sorry sorry
00:55:16yo can you actually give me your armor this time so if we come across any more lawmen i can
00:55:21actually
00:55:21kill them
00:55:24uh we're getting pretty close to spawn do you really want to fight back against lawmen
00:55:29uh i mean if you do end up killing a law guard they're probably just gonna flock to us
00:55:35well i feel like we've been in some situations already where it would have been very useful
00:55:42okay sure protection four
00:55:47oh wait i just like completely threw it out uh yeah well can i get like all your armor
00:55:54uh we got company well a lot of company wait what it looks like they found us
00:56:10yeah we should really run away all right yeah let's go let's go
00:56:19i don't even try this is a law commander this is a law commander
00:56:26don't do anything stupid bro we don't need to run i'm cooking this guy oh my god gosh
00:56:33i know i know i know don't try to run yo yo yo yo yo yo yo pause pause pause
00:56:41pause pause
00:56:42everybody stop everybody stop everybody stop everybody pause i have 137 minecarts right under me
00:56:47surround them surround them surround them everybody go around dude are we serious
00:56:55how did we end up you mess with the law
00:57:01are you like a commander of law or something
00:57:05yeah you know who i am no i'm here to avenge my brother because that man killed my brother
00:57:13okay the fact of the matter is bro i don't want to kill you guys you guys can totally just
00:57:18let us
00:57:19like pass by you can hunt us at another point i'm telling you i don't want to die either but
00:57:23if i
00:57:24press this button everybody here is getting blown up wait then why don't we take responsibility back
00:57:28really because we're gonna bro wemboo we don't even have to click the button go click the button
00:57:33you really want me to yeah press i don't believe you five four don't believe them
00:57:44so you're really gonna attack us with 40 40 lawman guard that's your perfect revenge
00:57:49i know you can't kill me let he told you to take me in alive
00:57:53you think we can't kill you i chill you bro lettuce doesn't well lettuce does command you
00:58:00bro you're a commander like it's literally in your name yeah bro i mean it seems like kind of crazy
00:58:06if
00:58:06you if you can't if you can't beat a a three-fourths diamond iron boots player with with full netherite
00:58:13to get your revenge i mean would you really be satisfied if one of these lawmen got the kill on
00:58:17me
00:58:19like would you really be satisfied i mean because he's not strong enough bro i mean clearly not
00:58:25yeah he's not he would have already killed you already but you think i can't show you in iron
00:58:30boots and diamond library yeah i don't do you really want to test that i mean
00:58:39if you're fine with being banned i'll watch this go down you want a 1v1 that's what it just yeah
00:58:44well
00:58:45that that is what i just said i mean you're not really the smartest tool in this shed i mean
00:58:48that's pretty evident by the fact that you think you can beat me so oh you can shut up i
00:58:52guess i can
00:58:54that is an order nobody interferes oh that guy was the casualty by accident i said nobody interferes
00:59:00and you killed my lawman uh yeah i was using him till i get to you you know as a
00:59:03as a pogo stick i guess
00:59:05let's do this let's do this oh i just don't have a bucket of water yeah remember be careful bro
00:59:29hey bro he wasn't interfering he was just like uh giving me advice to take take take a
00:59:35take a water bucket everybody keep your distance be careful i can't be around you
00:59:40well i'm not allowed to cart my own law man hey it says too that's like a self-imposed rule
00:59:45i feel like
00:59:47okay fine
00:59:51where do you think you're going remember i got a boots and a new shield for you yeah please
01:00:02put that shield on make sure that shield's on bro i'm already running for king what are you gonna
01:00:06plan well i will avenge my brother you could try i don't think it's a good idea
01:00:17it's not a good idea for to take down the law
01:00:23oh my
01:00:31sorry
01:00:34know where to fit
01:00:49yeah nice carding
01:00:53remember don't get too cocky though
01:00:57yeah so parry you just gonna like watch or like
01:01:02hey egg wait what
01:01:13why didn't you keep running
01:01:17called making distance so my hp doesn't deplete because i don't really have those totems that you do
01:01:25okay buddy
01:01:35dang bro for a commander you're pretty bad at the game i can't even lie
01:01:42shut up it's slowing
01:01:46what does that have to do with it oh my
01:02:02oh thanks man oh my gosh
01:02:08bro you're a lot commander
01:02:11damn you're really going to let carrot call you bad at the game
01:02:27i was actually crashing out
01:02:37oh my gosh dude you're a law commander you're meant to be one of the best members of the lab
01:02:44bro
01:02:45the snow
01:02:54oh
01:02:55everybody just start attacking
01:02:55oh okay yeah i should have seen this come to me come to me come to me come to me
01:03:01oh i get it wait how are you guys all invisible
01:03:08you're not lose sight of the enemy
01:03:12you're all invisible
01:03:15pour yourself together stop attacking each other
01:03:18what you guys want to do we'll find it the other hard way
01:03:26oh
01:03:49nobody
01:04:07i gotta find people where did egg go where could egg have possibly gone in this crowd
01:04:26y'all gotta go let us know about this
01:04:44oh wait that's
01:04:50and we're out of here what yo what's good bro
01:04:57dude did the shield yo hurry hurry there's someone following us there's someone yeah i saw the shield
01:05:02um i was like i was like get this in he'll know deliver die i look you don't know what
01:05:08happened to pair why are there more lawmen pulling up okay
01:05:22see bro we just walked past with enough like assertion and and they don't question it
01:05:26dude parrot's smart though i think he'll be okay yeah probably sucks that we couldn't kill him
01:05:31well we still can okay well we gotta hide in the next 30 seconds but we also have to somehow
01:05:36find parrot you have strength no i don't we're gonna pause to check his inventory and really
01:05:45assess his assets okay i don't have move inventory on like i can't move around like i just have to
01:05:52what the yo he's going crazy yeah dude he was just saying let he can't know about this and
01:05:59start carting everyone he always carted me bro letty or lettuce let it i say letty but it's
01:06:04lettuce what the
01:06:14hey come down
01:06:18come down
01:06:19this way come on
01:06:29hey crash
01:06:56we shouldn't have left a trail of ice blocks leading to our location
01:06:59what are you doing breaking the trail of ice blocks i just left
01:07:05top five stupidness in the server
01:07:08dude he's not dumber than theo i'll tell you
01:07:14smuggler's past
01:07:17yeah so
01:07:21oh that was smuggler's past
01:07:23yeah right you know the the really obvious egg why are you even here bro and why are you like
01:07:30were you infiltrating the law to like help us
01:07:34no i just infiltrated the law because i wanted to
01:07:42yes to help you guys bro like i just joined lettuce because i wanted to like i was like yeah
01:07:50yo this is it bro we made it to the end of the smuggler's past
01:07:53yes we did yeah the the smuggler's past a location for smugglers that's that's undetectable
01:08:03why did we take this bro yeah
01:08:06this is like the most obvious that's what i said but parrot was like no we got to trust coin
01:08:11monkey yeah you're a little too trusting for your own good parrot
01:08:16well at least we made it through alive right guys
01:08:18oh wait guys guys more law members dude i'll just kill them yo someone strike me please
01:08:25i don't have strength give me your helmet i got slow falling there give me your helmet
01:08:33just stay back
01:08:36are you sure bro what if one of the massage laws creates a practice
01:08:43he's immediately running the game back
01:08:45because i don't have strength so i have to play just just watch me just should have been
01:08:49watching me win the fight dude don't you know bro xx fading knight was sarge law's greatest
01:08:55disciple bro you're cooked maybe we should help him
01:08:59i literally told you no i just specifically told you guys not helping
01:09:04yeah but what if he maces me in an accident that's pretty bad
01:09:06i'll mace you if you help me
01:09:27dude what the
01:09:29okay i can actually fight now
01:09:41nice one dude
01:09:57nice one dude
01:10:09what are you what are you doing
01:10:22that was the last one
01:10:23all right we gotta head back to spawn we only got two hours left
01:10:27um here let's loot up
01:10:31grab this
01:10:36now or never bro
01:10:38all right should we start heading back to spawn
01:10:39we only got like two hours left until this debate
01:10:42we should really start going
01:10:44hey we're gonna kill you
01:10:47what okay let's go bro
01:10:52box him
01:10:57guys are we going back to spawn
01:11:01i'm afraid not
01:11:06why is he backing up
01:11:07wait what are you actually doing
01:11:10well he told me to box you so i'm just doing my job
01:11:14can you just
01:11:15do you know how we ended up in this situation
01:11:21wait you're actually being serious
01:11:25do you know how we ended up in the middle of the great sea with no items
01:11:33hey can you finish boxing him please
01:11:36sorry it's like
01:11:37i don't want to let you talk about
01:11:41there you go
01:11:41lettuce exiled you right
01:11:44yeah the law's been hunting me down
01:11:45and
01:11:46why do you think they're doing that
01:11:55because
01:11:59lettuce is using you
01:12:01to become king
01:12:04and like he needs you
01:12:05and
01:12:06why is he able to do that
01:12:12because
01:12:14you killed
01:12:15like a thousand of his lawmen
01:12:16and why were those thousand lawmen hunting me
01:12:20i'm not sure
01:12:24all right well i'll jog your memory
01:12:26it was right after you
01:12:28revealed my identity
01:12:29of when i was an invis player
01:12:31before you did that
01:12:32i mean
01:12:33i was pretty much able to do whatever i wanted
01:12:37without having to worry about
01:12:39letty or anyone else hunting me down
01:12:41but now
01:12:42i mean i've been getting hunted by the law for the last
01:12:46however month
01:12:46month and a half
01:12:47ever since letty started running for
01:12:50for king
01:12:51and
01:12:52he would never have been able to have this claim to become the king of the server
01:12:57if you never revealed my identity
01:12:59so this is literally all your fault
01:13:01lettuce wasn't even hunting me originally
01:13:03he was hunting flame
01:13:04the only reason he ever started targeting me
01:13:06was because flame was
01:13:07happened to be there
01:13:08when you revealed my identity
01:13:12don't you think that like
01:13:15lettuce would have done that anyway
01:13:19what dumb
01:13:19bro you're basically like whispering
01:13:21i can barely tell what you're saying
01:13:22don't you think that lettuce would have like ran for king regardless
01:13:26probably
01:13:27but it wouldn't be involving me anymore
01:13:30i'm uh
01:13:34i'm sorry
01:13:36i
01:13:39i didn't know that's what happened
01:13:45like
01:13:48after you knocked me into the void i kind of just like disappeared
01:13:51and then the next time i saw you was when lettuce
01:13:55brought you out on stage
01:13:58at that emergency meeting
01:14:02remember when
01:14:03i first showed up a few hours ago in pirate city
01:14:09and we were standing up on top of that like big building
01:14:12and you knocked me off
01:14:17right as you were about to knock me off
01:14:19i don't know if you were
01:14:21i don't know if you remember this
01:14:23but i was about to say something
01:14:26i was going to like say sorry for revealing your identity
01:14:34but obviously like you knocked me off
01:14:36so
01:14:44yeah i'm sorry
01:14:50lembu i don't think this is a good idea man
01:14:53i mean you said earlier you don't really
01:14:55care to like kill parrot
01:14:57and it sounds like your beef is more with
01:14:59lettuce k than it is with parrot anyways
01:15:11all right whatever
01:15:19thanks
01:15:21did you take the server too seriously bro
01:15:23you genuinely sounded like on the verge of tears during half that conversation
01:15:28bro i don't want to get banned bro
01:15:31i really don't want to get banned
01:15:33that's fair bro the server is that serious
01:15:38why did you even like immediately trust me anyways
01:15:42well because you're my last hope bro
01:15:45and like if you actually wanted to kill me
01:15:47you would have done it immediately
01:15:48right
01:15:50well
01:15:52okay honestly i would have instantly killed you
01:15:54but
01:15:55the thing is lately
01:15:56no
01:15:59see you guys
01:16:01i don't have a vote
01:16:03i'm really like nowhere near my
01:16:05my full strength
01:16:07which is i mean if i was at my full strength
01:16:09i would be able to just walk up to letty and just obliterate him
01:16:11and all of his lawmen it wouldn't really matter
01:16:13it's just like ever since letty started hunting me
01:16:15i haven't been in my full strength
01:16:17i mean what are you missing
01:16:19i might be able to help depending on what it is
01:16:21but we gotta get to the debate first bro
01:16:30this place is like massive now
01:16:33i know bro
01:16:34they've like fully expanded it
01:16:36also my framerate is completely dying
01:16:39yeah let us know that there's like a ton of people that are meant to show up here
01:16:42this is genuinely a powerpoint presentation right now
01:16:45if he does try to attack you you know what to do right
01:16:48yeah
01:16:49oh my god
01:16:50yeah i'm i'm i'm playing in a powerpoint presentation
01:16:53i promise you
01:16:55that for once
01:16:56i am not going to be someone who misleads you
01:17:00sorry i'm late
01:17:01i had to uh bring a special guest
01:17:03you want to come out bro
01:17:09you uh
01:17:10hey what's good lettuce
01:17:12you
01:17:13oh my god
01:17:16you a little shocked to see him bro
01:17:19your little plan of uh
01:17:20preventing him from getting back to the main server didn't really work
01:17:24what did you do
01:17:25you can't walk in here with
01:17:27he's
01:17:28you can't walk in here with him
01:17:31wait but i thought you had wambu in law custody
01:17:34right
01:17:34we we we did
01:17:35did you break him out
01:17:38break him out of what
01:17:39and why are you getting along with this guy
01:17:40take all right
01:17:41take no
01:17:42listen
01:17:43listen listen
01:17:43everybody here
01:17:46this all started about two months ago
01:17:49when lettuce
01:17:50sent a thousand players
01:17:52after flame and wambu
01:17:53and intended for them to die
01:17:55you have
01:17:56lettuce's entire goal
01:17:59my proof
01:18:00there's no proof that i didn't send them to die
01:18:03really
01:18:04it was a valiant effort
01:18:06and now the person
01:18:08your pawn
01:18:10that you've used to
01:18:11try and win this election
01:18:13is standing out of your own custody
01:18:15when you promised that you'd keep him
01:18:16in law custody
01:18:18i didn't expect someone left you to get in the way
01:18:21after sacrificing a thousand players
01:18:22lettuce
01:18:23the only reason you do these things
01:18:24you really want to believe these people
01:18:26why would anybody believe you
01:18:27you promised that you would keep wambu in law custody
01:18:31and now wambu is standing here
01:18:32out of your custody
01:18:33why does anybody have any reason to believe you now
01:18:37no reason
01:18:40because no one has gotten closer than me
01:18:42and no one ever will
01:18:46i i i just hate hearing you talk so much
01:18:50i i can't with you man
01:18:51hey what the
01:18:51lettuce lettuce
01:18:55hello
01:18:56yo what's good
01:18:56what happened
01:18:58uh a lot of whatever
01:19:00did you get the the eyes of ender
01:19:03yeah
01:19:04i bet
01:19:04here
01:19:05drop me
01:19:06i don't have my recipe book open
01:19:08like you dropped me two pearls
01:19:09which is i mean if i was at my full strength
01:19:11i would be able to just walk up to letty
01:19:12and just obliterate him
01:19:13and all this lawmen
01:19:14it wouldn't really matter
01:19:15it's just like ever since letty started hunting me
01:19:17i haven't been in my full strength
01:19:19but if i was at my regular strength
01:19:21i would have easily been able to handle
01:19:22those netherite players
01:19:23i'm just missing my two most powerful techniques right now
01:19:26my elytra mace
01:19:27and my orbital strikes
01:19:28but if i want to truly be free
01:19:30i'm gonna need to completely destroy the law
01:19:32since it's clear that they'll stop at nothing to execute me
01:19:34so
01:19:35if i want enough power to do so
01:19:37i'll need to return to the minecraft farlands
01:19:43you know emboo the only reason i'm helping you is because parrot asked me to
01:19:48well yeah
01:19:49if you throw an enderpearl here it should take you back to the farlands
01:19:53i bet
01:19:55yeah you've heard but we have more experience with this
01:19:59i actually think we have equal levels of experience with this but all right
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01:20:24you
01:20:27you
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