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00:10Previously on Surreal Estate
00:11I'm afraid I broke my promise
00:14You're fired
00:15So I saw Megan the other day
00:17She told me you two were on the outs
00:19You didn't even say stay
00:21You said goodbye
00:23I love you, Megan
00:24You make up stories about the things that Elvis told you
00:29I'm going to give you more time
00:30But remember, if you inspire scornful laughter
00:34An eternity of agony awaits you
00:42Luke
00:45Luke
00:46Come on, Luke
00:48Wakey, wakey
00:50I don't want to
00:51He turned off the TV over an hour ago
00:55He's asleep
00:56Come on
00:58First
00:59Come here
01:00Come on
01:02Real close
01:04Come here
01:08No
01:11Still can't do it
01:13Do what?
01:15Jump into you
01:16Never mind
01:17Come on
01:18It's time
01:19I don't want to do this to my dad
01:21Luke
01:22He made your mom leave home
01:25If he's out of the picture
01:27She'll come back
01:28Don't you want your mother to come back?
01:32Yeah
01:32Then we have to do this
01:34Let's go
01:40Aren't we forgetting something?
01:51Come on
01:52Come on, Slugger
02:00Don't scroll around, Luke
02:02Big shot to the head
02:04And then again
02:05Don't stop until you see blood
02:08Lots of blood
02:14Come on
02:16Better, better, better
02:17Swing
02:23Good job
02:24Way to go, Luke
02:25Are you okay?
02:40Let him be mad
02:43Let him be mad
02:56All works
02:59Come on
02:59All by
03:33It's okay.
03:35He's gone now.
03:39We're going home.
04:02So I got a whole rundown on demonology from Phil, but I should have seen it coming.
04:07Don't be silly.
04:08How could you know?
04:10I should have known that he was...
04:12Your old childhood imaginary friend who rose from a lake to take vengeance?
04:16Come on, Roman.
04:17That's a bad horror movie.
04:19And yet?
04:21Phil said that Tyler had some kind of encounter with a certain type of demon.
04:25In original Hebrew, he was called Sidim Sadak, or the laughing demon.
04:30Tyler laughs a lot?
04:31No.
04:32In fact, I laughed once.
04:34You know, it's something he said.
04:34He got all weird and defensive.
04:37So it doesn't like to be laughed at.
04:38No, it hates it.
04:39It can kill him.
04:42What does it want?
04:43It wants chaos.
04:44He wants to jump into good people and make them do bad things.
04:48So how do we stop it?
04:49We need to know its name.
04:51We have to call it out by name.
04:53Otherwise, nothing else will work.
04:54I thought it was that Saddam Dukakis thing.
04:57Demons have a binomial system of nomenclature, like plants.
05:01The genus and the species.
05:02We have a rough idea of the genus, but we need to call him out by his real name, out
05:06loud.
05:08Phil says there's a church here in town, St. Ignatius.
05:11They might have the Book of Baphomet.
05:14What's that?
05:15They're like a regional roll call for active demons.
05:19A lot of churches have them hidden in the basement.
05:21It's a big secret.
05:22Will they let you just check it out?
05:25No.
05:25It is a little more complicated than that.
05:28I've made some enhancements to our MEE technology.
05:31He said a demon like this will eat your MEE beam for breakfast.
05:36You'll have to extract it before anyone else can touch it.
05:38You're going to have to come up with something a hell of a lot stronger if you're going to wax
05:41it.
05:44My work is evidently cut out for me.
05:50We have a showing in, like, 15 minutes.
05:52That's not all.
05:58I still haven't told you guys the bad part.
06:00Oh, this has been the good part?
06:02Phil says if we don't stop this thing right now, it branches out.
06:05It bifurcates and spreads like a virus.
06:07Right now, he just wants me, but if he gets me, he's going to go after all the people I
06:11care about,
06:11the people I love, the people in this room.
06:14Then he goes after the people you love, and so on, and so on.
06:26I hate the bad part.
06:45Zoey!
06:48Yeah, I'm sorry.
06:49I know you're busy.
06:50Listen, I need a favor.
06:55Yes, I've heard of Mr. Orly.
06:57He's the priest who turned gay at Easter a few years ago.
07:00Actually, he's the priest who announced he was gay and leaving the church during an Easter service.
07:06Well, his timing was unfortunate.
07:09Come on.
07:10What's a better time to come out than Easter?
07:11All those pastels.
07:14What is it you want, miss?
07:16So, I need to take a look at the runes in your basement, snap a few pics, flip through that
07:20book of Baphomet if it's available.
07:23Your Mr. Orly has been speaking out of school.
07:25You do know that Mr. Orly works for the Vatican now, right?
07:29So?
07:29Like, the Vatican?
07:32Some serious juice for you, uh, monochromatic types?
07:36Our basement is unavailable to the public.
07:39It's old and crumbling and dangerous, and our insurance simply won't...
07:42Okay, the fact of the matter is, Mr. Orly could get the Cardinal's office to call the Archbishop, who will
07:47call the Bishop, and eventually we get down to you back at the house types.
07:51But we just don't have time for that.
07:53So if I can get into the basement for five minutes...
07:57Absolutely not.
07:58Good day, miss.
07:59But enfin, remember it.
08:02Because I will be back.
08:07Yes.
08:35Yeah, it's just down the street.
08:36Yeah, it's kind of become our staff's unofficial sofa fort.
08:40So I was wondering if...
08:42Wow.
08:44How much?
08:46All right, I'll give it some thought.
08:49Yeah, thanks, Frank.
08:51Uh-huh.
08:52Bye.
08:53What'd you find out?
08:54Mm, no-go.
08:56Priest decided to play a little game with me called Dick in the Diocese.
08:58Yeah, Phil said he'd be a problem.
09:00He told me about his boss, too, the bishop.
09:02He used to box with the Jesuits.
09:04He likes to raise a glass or two, and then looks for somebody to fight with.
09:07A brawling bishop, huh?
09:10Phil thought it would be useful.
09:12Hmm.
09:17I, uh, I'm sorry, so I gotta...
09:19Yep, sure, go ahead.
09:20Catch up with you later.
09:21Bye.
09:23Megan, it's great to hear from...
09:26my mom.
09:28Well, when did they bring her in?
09:35It's her heart.
09:37A friend found her in the living room, unconscious.
09:41Did you know she was taking ACE inhibitors?
09:43I, uh, no, I had no idea.
09:46Yeah.
09:46Can I see her?
09:48We have her stabilized, but, uh...
09:52I'm trying not to get her worked up.
10:00Hey.
10:02How you feeling?
10:06Tired.
10:08You need to rest now, okay?
10:13It was him.
10:15Who was what?
10:17The man.
10:20He claimed to be a friend of yours.
10:23Tyler something.
10:26Tyler McNeil?
10:27He was one of the voices
10:29from all those years ago.
10:33He came to my house.
10:36As soon as he pushed his way through my door,
10:38I knew who he was.
10:39What he was.
10:41And he said all these horrible things about me
10:45that he shouldn't have known.
10:47And the awful part was that I...
10:50I couldn't disagree because he was right.
10:53No, he wasn't.
10:55And he had no right to mess with our family.
11:00Look at me.
11:02We made our peace.
11:05We are good.
11:08You know how happy Dad would be
11:10to know how good we are?
11:12Luke.
11:14Be careful.
11:16It's not the man.
11:19It's what's inside him.
11:51Get the door, please.
11:55I didn't expect to see you here again.
12:01I need a favor.
12:05There's a, uh, certain piece of technology
12:08we developed in spring of last year.
12:10I believe we codenamed it the God Floss.
12:16Augie.
12:18I have 81 projects in the pipeline right now.
12:23I can't recall every single one.
12:27I need a show.
12:28For a friend.
12:30Yeah.
12:32I wonder who that might be.
12:33In this one case, I think...
12:35In this one case.
12:37That's what you said the last time.
12:39Which apparently was a warm-up for this time.
12:42I swear, this will never...
12:44Just...
12:45Don't.
12:47If it wasn't so important...
12:49If it wasn't so important.
12:50A kid in an attic here.
12:51A monster in the basement there.
12:53Luke in a graveyard.
12:55Wherever.
12:58There'll always be something, won't it?
13:20Jeffrey, bring me the file and the prototype name to the God Flosser.
13:25Project number, KVD-1889.
13:32Give it all to Mr. Ripley on his way out.
13:39Or Cheryl.
13:41We're finished, August.
13:44I can respect you leaving Astra for your principles.
13:49But you never really left, did you?
13:52And now you're asking me to risk my job, my reputation.
13:59Everything that I have worked for.
14:05It's too much.
14:09I'll come get my stuff.
14:11Preferably while you're not there.
14:30You really think it'll work?
14:32From five yards away, they all look the same.
14:34And if anybody stops you, just say you're helping the bishop.
14:38What's wrong with the bishop?
14:40He drinks too much and gets into fights.
14:44I don't know.
14:45Impersonating nuns, it just seems...
14:48Um, awesome?
14:49Um, I was going to say sinful and really hard to do alone.
14:58Lomax!
15:04What?
15:12We're going to hell, we're going to hell, we're going to hell.
15:14We're doing this to stop the demon.
15:15It's got to be a mitigating factor.
15:17Come on.
15:25Do you think they know?
15:27I think they know.
15:27We look exactly like them.
15:29How would they know?
15:30I feel like I'm radiating Greek Orthodox.
15:33Oh, this is a masterpiece.
15:37Sister?
15:38Shit, cover me.
15:40Cover you.
15:42Sister?
15:43Yes, father.
15:44Could you give us a hand?
15:46Oh, I really need to...
15:47Just a few more boxes there.
15:50Okay.
15:58I don't know.
16:24I don't know.
17:05I really need to be going now, Father.
17:08What is so urgent?
17:11Well, the bishop had one of his bad nights.
17:15Oh, dear.
17:16Yeah.
17:17He was at that place that he goes.
17:21Hot against Auburn.
17:23Oh, dear God.
17:24And it was karaoke night.
17:26I know, right?
17:27There was a booth full of Lutherans there.
17:30And, well, you know the bishop, when they start talking smack about the 95 Theses.
17:36God help us.
17:38That's why I'm here.
17:50Shit, shit, shit!
17:53Come on!
17:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hell no!
17:59Anyway, I really need to go.
18:01By all means, tell the bishop he's in our prayers.
18:05You bet.
18:12Did you get it?
18:12You got all of it.
18:13Come on!
18:24Shit!
18:43Susan?
18:45Crash!
18:46What are you doing here?
18:47You kids don't mind me.
18:48I'm just gonna...
18:50I just stopped by to say, like, hi.
18:53But listen, Susan, I kind of knew you had a secret, but this isn't my top six guests.
18:58No, no, no, no, it's not what it looks like.
19:00I mean, I was raised Methodist, but, you know, I'm sure we can work something out.
19:03No, no, no, please.
19:06Come this way.
19:06I'll try to explain.
19:10Okay.
19:17Crash, I know this looks really ridiculous, but, um, you need to know that I am not a nun.
19:26I am just...
19:28Second to none?
19:38You know, I had a dream like this in junior high.
19:41I am not a nun.
19:42I am not a nun.
19:44I am not a nun.
19:59Luke, my surprise.
20:02I'm afraid we've gotten a little cross with these, Tyler.
20:05Mind if we talk?
20:07Sure.
20:12Look, Tyler, I don't want to lose you as a client.
20:14You're goddamn right you don't.
20:20I can sell your house for top dollar, and I can get you into a place that you love.
20:25That's what I do.
20:25See, here's the thing, Luke.
20:28Now, you've made it clear you don't want to be in business with me.
20:32So why in the world should I be in business with you?
20:36Because we're friends, Tyler.
20:39And that's what friends do.
20:43Look, I'm having a little get-together on Saturday night with all my friends.
20:47In fact,
20:50I'd really like it if you were there.
20:52All of your friends, together in one place.
20:58I wouldn't miss that for the world.
21:01I'd invite my mom, but she's in the hospital.
21:06Nothing serious, I hope.
21:09She'll be fine.
21:11I hope so.
21:13Give her my best.
21:15I'll do that.
21:37Luck?
21:39I've effectively managed to triple the output of our legacy MEE technology.
21:43Enough to solve our little problem with Mr. McNeil?
21:46If you can weaken him first, we have a chance.
21:51Okay.
22:01So I need you to talk me out of something.
22:04You know the Telltale Heart?
22:06Bar right down the block?
22:08I know it well.
22:09It just went up for sale.
22:11Well,
22:12I'm thinking about buying it.
22:15I know.
22:16It's dumb.
22:17It's middle-aged crazy.
22:23It seems to me
22:24the move of a man who wants control
22:26over a place that is meaningful to him.
22:30Well,
22:31that is way loftier than my middle-aged crazy theory,
22:34but damn,
22:35I don't know.
22:37I wonder.
22:38Is real estate all I am?
22:40It's what you're very good at.
22:48I don't know.
22:50I thought of owning a place.
22:52People just get together to have a good time.
22:54Real people.
22:55The ones still breathing?
22:56Yeah.
22:57Them.
22:59Just sounds good.
23:02Luke, I don't know what to tell you.
23:03It's reckless.
23:05It's impulsive.
23:06It's impractical.
23:09And I absolutely think
23:12you should do it.
23:14You really aren't good
23:15at the whole talking me out of this thing.
23:17To employ a sports metaphor,
23:19perhaps
23:20it's time for a big swing.
23:26Yeah, it is.
23:29In August,
23:31I'm just getting warmed up.
23:33I don't know what to say.
23:50Hi.
23:52Here to see your mom?
23:54How is she?
23:56Same.
23:57Stable?
23:58I'm gonna keep her around a while.
24:02So what else is new?
24:07I broke up with Hunter.
24:12That's a shame.
24:15We wanted different things, so...
24:18Do you have the energy for a walk?
24:21Maybe a short one?
24:29It just feels like the last few years,
24:32I've been stuck in a holding pattern.
24:34It's like at the airport,
24:36walking alongside the moving walkway,
24:39hoofing it along at the same speed,
24:41but everybody seems to be moving past you.
24:46Well, agency's done well.
24:48That's not progress. It's stasis.
24:52So I've decided I need to make a bold move.
24:55Or two.
24:57Yeah?
25:00Well, first...
25:02Buying a bar.
25:04A bar?
25:06Was a sports car not available?
25:09Buying the heart.
25:10The telltale heart.
25:15There is something else I wanted to talk to you about.
25:19About us.
25:22Us.
25:25I want us to be us again.
25:29I see.
25:32So, I put together an offer for you to consider.
25:37Given today's market conditions...
25:44Club soda.
25:46It wouldn't do for the prospective buyer to be potted in his own establishment.
25:51So you heard.
25:54You know, Lloyd, I've been coming here for a couple of years,
25:56and I don't think we've ever really spoken.
25:58So I thought, maybe since we're gonna be like working together,
26:02we should get to know each other.
26:05I was looking at the bar's financials.
26:06I didn't see a line item that included your salary.
26:10How much do we pay you?
26:13Enough.
26:16Oh.
26:17Well, I only ask because a change in management is also a great opportunity to make any other changes.
26:22It might be good.
26:23Like hours or more live music or local bands.
26:32Anyhow, if you think of something, let me know.
26:38By the way, I asked the current management if I could close the place down for a private party this
26:42Saturday night.
26:44Sort of a celebration.
26:46Make sure there's lots of champagne.
26:48Good stuff.
26:49Should be fun.
26:51Lots of laughs.
26:53Do you ever laugh, Lloyd?
27:01Well, Saturday would be a great time to start.
27:22You got the stuff?
27:25Money first.
27:35Oh, baby.
27:39You might wanna be careful with that.
27:41Shit so much as touches your skin and your dad is dinner theater.
27:47Science.
27:54Oh.
27:57By the way,
27:59if you forget you ever saw me,
28:02you won't have to worry about your kids finding this stuff poured over their cornflakes one morning.
28:12Yeah.
28:20I didn't know what he did.
28:20So everyone knows what's going on.
28:22They're excited.
28:23Most of them have never been to an exorcism before.
28:26Oh.
28:26I told him to be ready for anything,
28:28and everyone laughed big at the toast.
28:31Anyone seen Zoe?
28:33No, she's still at the office, looking for the name.
28:36Oh, that's right.
28:37Is your death ray gonna work without it?
28:41We can only hope.
28:55Zip, zero, zilch, nada.
28:58Oh, come on, between a room full of people laughing
29:00and your jolt from August Godfloss?
29:03That demon, whatever his name is, won't survive the night.
29:07Yeah, but Phil said that you're going to need a name.
29:09Oh, come on, I want you here for this speech.
29:11We're just up the street.
29:13Yeah, I know where you guys are.
29:14I'm just gonna keep looking a little bit longer, okay?
29:26Uh, excuse me for a sec.
29:31Yeah.
29:35All good?
29:37Good enough.
29:38Has anybody seen our guest of honor lately?
29:42Oh, dear.
29:43What if he got suspicious and left?
29:49We gotta find him.
30:07I saw you were talking to Tyler.
30:08Oh, get over it, Luke.
30:10No, where is he?
30:11Where'd he go?
30:13He's probably just gone to the little client's room.
30:15Yeah.
30:16Go, go.
30:25What's your name?
30:26Your name, your name, your name, your name, your name, your name?
30:34decreed.
30:41Nothing here.
30:56Sorry, go ahead.
31:29Everybody, just have your attention for just a second.
31:32First of all, I'd like to thank you all for joining me in my latest manifestation of
31:37my midlife crisis.
31:42So recently I've decided that I've been a passive protagonist in my own life story for too
31:48long.
31:51So, I'm buying this bar.
31:54A place to get together with friends.
31:57Old friends, and new.
32:10But that's not all.
32:13I've asked Megan to marry me.
32:19So please, raise a glass to us.
32:23Our new place, and our new life.
32:27Cheers!
32:28Cheers!
32:39Now, here's to my oldest friend, who ironically is hiding in my newest friend.
32:50As a child, I knew him as Elvis the Elephant.
32:55The most evil demon from hell to ever be outsmarted by a seven-year-old.
33:08No!
33:10Wait!
33:13And I just found out that he tried to kill everyone in this room, but he even screwed that up.
33:31So, ladies and gentlemen, please raise a glass to tonight's entertainment.
33:36Since I didn't have the budget to hire a proper clown, ladies and gentlemen, Tyler Mac Neal!
33:47How you doing?
33:53Chesmalic!
33:55Chesmalic!
33:57Yes, Chesmalic!
33:58His name is Chesmalic.
34:20Oh my god, is he okay?
34:22Hey, you okay?
34:25Sir, are you okay?
34:27He's got a pulse.
34:28He's breathing.
34:29So, what did I miss?
34:31Well, you know Max?
34:33What really happened?
34:36So when we couldn't find Tyler, I thought I'd check the back.
34:39You know, just in case.
34:41Sure enough, there he was, coming out of the kitchen.
34:44And I thought, what's he doing in the kitchen?
34:50The champagne flutes did not look right.
34:53Then I saw Lurch.
34:54What?
34:55Whatever.
34:57There was something at the bottom of each of the glasses and fingerprints on all of
35:00them.
35:01Clearly, it had been spiked with something nasty.
35:05I know death when I smell it.
35:07So we swapped out the glasses and we did the toast as planned.
35:10But I gave Roman the heads up because, uh, he's the boss.
35:15So Tyler McNeil, like the real Tyler McNeil, he's going to be okay, right?
35:21I don't know.
35:23Crash went with paramedics.
35:27Thank all of you.
35:29And, uh, you were right.
35:32We needed the name.
35:35Yes, the devil is in the details.
35:40Yes.
36:08This is Dr. Decker.
36:09You know what to do.
36:11Hello, Rochelle.
36:13I was just at a, uh, work-related affair.
36:21I hoped you might be here tonight.
36:25Perhaps we can talk soon.
36:27No rush.
36:29We have all the time in the world.
36:38Shell.
36:39I didn't realize you were here.
36:41I just left you.
36:56I thought I had more time.
37:00Everyone does.
37:14So today, we say goodbye to a man whose brilliance was never at odds with his compassion.
37:22And we envy his daughters.
37:26For all the more years, they got to spend with him.
37:32We can only be grateful for the kindness and the wisdom that he shared with us.
37:48Goodbye, Augie.
37:53Sleep well.
37:55Kindness in words creates confidence.
37:59Kindness in thinking creates profoundness.
38:04Kindness in giving creates love.
38:08Louder.
38:09Always do what you are afraid to do.
38:13Ralph Waldo Emerson.
38:18Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
38:25Louder.
38:27Bitterest tears shed over graves.
38:31Our poor words left unspoken.
38:34And deeds left undone.
38:39Harriet Beecher Stowe.
38:50Other friends have flown before.
38:53And on the morrow, he will leave me.
38:56As my hopes have flown before.
38:59Both the raven.
39:03Nevermore.
39:05The groundwork.
39:16Come on, Augie.
39:29I can't believe he's gone.
39:32I know.
39:33What are we going to do now?
39:36We're going to be good.
39:39And we are going to be great.
39:46Hi.
39:47Hi.
39:54See you guys.
39:55Yeah.
39:56See you guys.
39:57Bye.
39:58Bye.
40:00Bye.
40:02Bye.
40:05You're going to be okay.
40:08I'll meet you later.
40:10At the place with the thing.
40:17Love you.
40:18Love you too.
40:29Why don't you let me close up.
40:38Lloyd.
40:41Thanks.
40:43Thanks.
41:01Oh, just don't.
41:07Don't.
41:10Unfinished business is what we always look for.
41:12You and Ron.
41:15And now there is nobody that I can think of whose business is more finished than yours.
41:26Godspeed, August.
41:29I will miss you.
41:52Luke.
41:57Am I crazy?
42:00Or did I just want to hear your voice so very badly that I am?
42:04Look, turn around.
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