00:00Are you ready, kids?
00:02Aye, aye, Captain!
00:04I can't hear you!
00:05Aye, aye, Captain!
00:08Oh!
00:10Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
00:13SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:14Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
00:17SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:18If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
00:21SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:22Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
00:25SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:27SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:28SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:30SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:33SpongeBob SquarePants!
00:36Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
00:38Ha ha ha ha!
00:40laughter
00:41gua
00:55Come on, Sandy, you'll love the Magic Shack.
00:58I guarantee you'll be astounded and amazed.
01:02I told you, SpongeBob, I ain't going to no phony Hocus Pocus show.
01:06I'm a science squirrel. I don't believe in magic.
01:09But everyone needs a little magic in their wives.
01:13All right, I'll go, but I'm not going to wake it.
01:19And now, prepare to be astonished and stupefied
01:24by the mysterious magic of the Great Pal-Dini.
01:33Wow!
01:35Pal-Dini-Dubai!
01:38Flash paper. Oldest trick in the book.
01:47How did he do that?
01:49Cards are glued together.
02:02How did he do that?
02:05He's doing it all with smoke and mirrors.
02:09Okay, we did it.
02:15Dandy?
02:17Wow!
02:23Wow!
02:26How did he do that?
02:38T-shirts can be purchased in the lobby.
02:45I can't come up with any logical explanation for how he did that.
02:49It goes against science.
02:51You can't explain magic, Sandy.
02:54Mr. Houdini, can I have an autograph?
02:57I'd be delighted.
02:59I can do a magic trick, too.
03:03Hmm.
03:04Amateur.
03:06Hold my wand.
03:08Can you sign my back?
03:10Here you go, my little friend.
03:13Your pen.
03:15Whoops.
03:17I got it.
03:17I got it.
03:19Oh.
03:26Wires?
03:27No.
03:28Holograms?
03:29No.
03:30Hypnosis?
03:32Maybe.
03:33Oh, Sandy.
03:35Magic isn't logical.
03:36See you later.
03:38I gotta go home and feed Gary.
03:40Huh?
03:41What?
03:42Oh, yeah.
03:43See ya.
03:50Oh!
03:51Believe me.
03:55Ugh.
03:56Too much magic shack popcorn.
04:01Ah!
04:24How many times have I told you not to do what I told you not to do?
04:27I told you not to do because you did not listen and you did the thing that I told you
04:30not to do as if I never told you not to do it.
04:38Hey, Squidward.
04:39Hey, Squidward.
04:39Can't hear you.
04:40Spraying bugs.
04:43Huh?
04:47Huh?
04:48Um.
04:54Meow, meow.
04:55Dare bear.
04:57Mwah!
04:58What a day!
04:59I saw how Dini the Great do amazing things and Sandy didn't believe in magic
05:06but Houdini made her float up on stage
05:11and now she's not so sure of herself
05:17Gary, did you redecorate the living room while I was out?
05:21I love it!
05:23Meow
05:23Oh, of course I'll quit my jabbering and feed you
05:31Rotting Vegetation, your favorite flavor
05:34Bon Appetit
05:40Why are you eating billiard balls?
05:46But I guess the bigger question is
05:48Why did I feed you billiard balls?
05:54Old Man Walker, what are you doing here?
05:57And where's Gary?
05:59Meow
05:59You're Gary?
06:01That's impossible
06:02Meow
06:03If you're Gary, then tell me something only the real Gary would know
06:09Meow
06:09I do vouch in my sleep
06:12Oh, Gary, it is you!
06:15Gary, I think I'm seeing things
06:17Something must have happened to me at Houdini's magic show
06:20Meow
06:21Good thinking, Gary
06:22I'll go to the emergency room right now
06:24Don't forget to...
06:26Well, you know
06:27Meow
06:29Meow
06:37Ah, I see your trouble
06:39There's a magic wand inside you
06:43And your hiccups are setting it off
06:46I must have mixed up Houdini's wand with my autograph pen
06:51Well, let me just dig in there and get that wand for you
06:59What if we just cure your hiccups instead?
07:02I'll get you some water
07:04Huh?
07:06That'll fix it
07:07Thanks, Doc
07:12Yay!
07:14My hiccups are gone
07:22I don't need a doctor
07:25I need a Sandy
07:33Yes, there's the wand
07:35I want to analyze that thing and see how it makes magic
07:38It'll come loose if I give it a good shake
07:41No, no, Sandy, no
07:47Yeah, I forgot to say
07:49The shaking is what triggers the magic
07:51Good to know
07:52We got to handle this enchanted doohickey real delicate like
08:02Oops, sorry
08:10Ah, I...
08:14Ah, dang
08:21It's the magician
08:23Boy, does he look happy to see us
08:29How'd you find us?
08:30With your telepathic powers?
08:32No, my wand has GPS
08:35Ooh
08:38Here's your pathetic pain
08:40Now give me back my wand
08:42You've had your fun
08:44That's the problem, Houdia
08:46Your wand is stuck in my friend here
08:48And we can't shake it out
08:50And we can't shake it out
08:51Oh, I'll get it out
08:52Even if I have to tear him apart
08:56I'm coming to save you, Wanda
08:59I had a feeling this guy was nuts
09:04I'll cut you like a dash of stars
09:08Hey, don't hurt my friend
09:11Sandy, what are you doing?
09:13You're my magic wand, Spongebob
09:22That's magic sticks
09:25Eat magic, Dracula
09:27Ah!
09:29Boom!
09:31Boom!
09:32Ha!
09:33Whoa!
09:45Ooh!
09:47Hey!
09:48I've always wanted earlings.
09:51Uh-oh-oh.
09:53Fly, my clammy!
09:55Fly!
09:55This is a stretch of the imagination, but I'm a believer.
10:04Thank you, Sandy.
10:05I gotta take care of a couple of things.
10:15I just figured out how to get the magic wand out of you, SpongeBob!
10:19Science!
10:23Fizz Bomb Soda, Burp Explosion.
10:25Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!
10:28The agitation of the soda releases carbon dioxide, which will force the wand out of your butt.
10:49Whew, that'll teach me not to put stuff in my pores.
10:53All right, how do you?
10:54I'll turn you back, but only if you play nice.
11:01I've never believed in science until I saw that soda and balloon trick.
11:07How's Sandy do that?
11:10Aw, that's nothing.
11:11I learned that trick in eighth grade science class.
11:14Can you tell me more about this science?
11:18Come on into my lab.
11:19I'll show you some experiments that'll make your goatee spin.
11:23Here you go, SpongeBob.
11:25Who needs magic when you have science?
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