- 11 hours ago
- #koolkalang
Bumisita ang tiyahin nina Jack (Raymart Santiago) at Empoy (Bonel Balingit) matapos mamatayan ng asawa, pero may kumakalat na chismis—lahat daw ng napapangasawa ni Vivi (Vivian Velez) ay namamatay.
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'Kool Ka Lang' is a sitcom series that revolves around the neighborhood shenanigans of its main characters Jack and Empoy in Barangay Dagat-dagatan. It stars Raymart Santiago as Jack Mangalikot, Bonel Balingit as Empoy Mangalikot, and Joey Marquez as Magdaleno Magdangal. Also in the cast are LJ Moreno, Gloria Diaz, Blakdyak, Maureen Larrazabal, Robert "Long" Mejia, Rufa Mae Quinto, Dagul, Jomari Yllana, Benjie Paras, Alessandra de Rossi, Maui Taylor, Dennis Padilla, Isko Salvador, and Mark Wilson. #KoolKaLang
For more Kool Ka Lang full episodes, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmCGsMJ6RvKAvxj0Mz9qc3Rd
'Kool Ka Lang' is a sitcom series that revolves around the neighborhood shenanigans of its main characters Jack and Empoy in Barangay Dagat-dagatan. It stars Raymart Santiago as Jack Mangalikot, Bonel Balingit as Empoy Mangalikot, and Joey Marquez as Magdaleno Magdangal. Also in the cast are LJ Moreno, Gloria Diaz, Blakdyak, Maureen Larrazabal, Robert "Long" Mejia, Rufa Mae Quinto, Dagul, Jomari Yllana, Benjie Paras, Alessandra de Rossi, Maui Taylor, Dennis Padilla, Isko Salvador, and Mark Wilson. #KoolKaLang
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01:24What's going on, Mr. Boboso?
01:25What's going on?
01:30What's going on?
01:32Mga mastoos!
01:33Mga dapat na baban!
01:35Kaya dapat ang ginagawa mo ito.
01:37Kung ano-ano ginagawa mo ito,
01:39hindi ka man lang lumayo sa pintana.
01:41Ba't ka man nando rito?
01:43Yes, sweetheart.
01:45Tatanong ko lang sana kung ready ka na mag-jogging.
01:48Nakukly din.
01:49Wala pa ako sumot mag-jogging nyo.
01:50Hey, you're a little bit more.
01:53Relax and relax.
01:54Let's go shopping.
01:57Hi Max, darling.
01:58Let's go shopping.
01:59Oh, you know.
02:02I'm so busy.
02:05I can't do shopping.
02:06Let's go.
02:09I'll do it for you.
02:12Max, I'm so happy.
02:16Priscilla,
02:17yung gusto mong pinikula
02:18na warat nasutla
02:20na kulay talong.
02:22Wala kang palabasan. Ayoko, panoodin nga.
02:25Ay, joke manunod na ganyan, ha?
02:26Please.
02:27Sino kayo, ha?
02:30Ako, magiging asawa ni Mugs.
02:33Tumabi ka nga d'yan.
02:34Ako, asawa ni Mugs.
02:36Oy, babae. Ano ka? Nakakamali ka.
02:39Ako, papangasawa ni Mugs.
02:40But, teka muna.
02:42Ano ba to?
02:43Ano ka kakagawa niya ba ako?
02:44Sa'tin pa Mugs.
02:46Ano ka kakagawa niya?
02:48San taler.
02:49San taler pa, diba?
02:52Hindi mga babae kay talaga.
02:54Wala kayo nagustuhan sa kundi ang katawan ko.
02:58Ano ka? Bankrais?
03:00Pwede ba?
03:01Diba mo yun na yung muna kayo sa akin?
03:03Ngayon gumugulo lang aking buhay.
03:06Ha?
03:06Ayoko lang ganyan.
03:08Tingin niyo ako pwedeng panagawaan.
03:10Pinagawagawa na kayo.
03:12Ano, ma'am Mugs?
03:13You might be afraid of a blind item.
03:16That's right.
03:17You can't forget me.
03:19I'm going to forget.
03:21I know you're all about to be honest.
03:23You're right.
03:25You're right.
03:26You're right, girl.
03:28You're right, girl.
03:28You're right.
03:28Come on.
03:29Come on.
03:30Come on.
03:32Come on.
03:33Come on.
03:43Come on.
03:46I'm not going to do anything now.
03:49No.
03:50I mean, I'm going to go.
03:54I'm going to go.
03:56I'm going to go.
03:56You're going to go to the store, man?
03:58I'm going to go to the store, man.
03:59Goodbye.
04:02I'm going to call you.
04:03I'm going to go to the store.
04:12I don't want to go to the store.
04:22I'm going to go to the store.
04:28I'm going to go to the store, man.
04:32It's like an upgrade.
04:34It's like a pension.
04:36I'd like to use the Windows 99.
04:39It's 458.
04:43What did you say?
04:45You want to marry me?
04:47That's it.
04:49That's it.
04:52Who's that?
04:56It's my heart.
04:58So, nung baman eh, kasama ko na.
05:00At saka gusto ko siyang hirap sa altar talaga.
05:06Si Alming Managers!
05:10Oo.
05:10Ang sakaan na siya.
05:12Alam mo eh, napag-isip-isip ko eh.
05:14Matagal lang rin ang samaan namin.
05:16At saka siguro siyang babaeng dapat mong hirap sa dambana.
05:19Dahil may responsibilidad siya.
05:21At saka malakasakita ng karinderin niya.
05:23At saka karokya.
05:25Pwede na akong magtrabaho.
05:26Pwede na akong buhayin nun.
05:27Ha?
05:28Oo.
05:29Paano?
05:29Pukuli ko na ako, Jack.
05:31Yung boy.
05:31Para maligawan ko na siya.
05:33Ha?
05:34Well, good luck, mga Mags.
05:35Sana tama yung desisyon mo.
05:37Sige.
05:37I'm happy for you.
05:39Ha?
05:42Hiya, hiya.
05:43Hiya.
05:45Matuloy na.
05:47Magkatuloy na si mga Mags sa kasiling na diya.
05:49Very good.
05:50At least masaya silang dalawa.
05:54Sa haba-haba pa ng prosesyon eh.
05:56Sa simbahan din ng tuloy.
05:57Bye, boy.
05:59Sons Family.
06:13Hey, it's the baby.
06:15Got the one, got the one, got the one, got the one, got the one, got the one.
06:32Cool ka lang.
06:33Cool ka lang.
06:34Cool ka lang.
06:34Problema ay diyang nagagaan.
06:36Cool ka lang.
06:38Ang solusyon may naiyang.
06:40Kung cool ka lang.
06:46Ano bang makakamit kung idadaan sa galing?
06:51Maaayos ba ang tila kung maraming sumisingi?
06:56Paano ka mag-re-relax kung ika'y nanulungkot?
07:00Paano ka ba tatawa kung ika'y nakasimangot?
07:05Ano bang ito?
07:06Cool ka lang.
07:07Cool ka lang.
07:08Cool ka lang.
07:10Cool ka lang.
07:10Tulad naman.
07:11Cool ka lang.
07:12Ang masikit ay luluwang kung cool ka lang.
07:17Cool ka lang, Jack.
07:20Sa hari ng dagat, dagatan, wag isipin lumaban.
07:25Di kayo uubra, din kayo uurungan.
07:30Huwag kang magtigas-tigasan.
07:32O di kayo'y magsigasigaan.
07:35Kung di kayo'y haharang-harang, baka ka mapipuwasan.
07:40Cool ka lang.
07:41Cool ka lang.
07:42Problema ay diyang nagagaan.
07:45Cool ka lang.
07:46Ang solusyon ay nariyan kung cool ka lang.
07:54Lalala ang sitwasyon kung hikay mapipiko.
07:59Huwag kang padadala sa buwisip at niro.
08:04Huwag lang iinit ang ulo.
08:07Siguradong magkakabulo.
08:09At kung sumasakit yung ulo'y untot mo sa bato.
08:14Cool ka lang.
08:16Problema ay diyang nagagaan.
08:19Cool ka lang.
08:21Ang solusyon ay nariyan kung cool ka lang.
08:28Cool ka lang.
08:30Cool ka lang.
08:35At just a point i wasa plantin ang l NY Z Rainer�ernika.
08:47simplesang District,
08:47Walum flo dun mgaigan אני label as a ponder.
08:55May kaya lang lang ay pinapit jin' rate nila,
08:56walalu mga bay 7
09:00PA ANHISI
09:01house is still people
09:01Oh, my God.
09:02This is Long.
09:03Oh, Long.
09:04Oh, you're Long?
09:05Oh, Long.
09:06You're so sick.
09:07You're so sick.
09:07You're so sick.
09:08You're so sick.
09:08I'm so sick.
09:10When you saw your picture,
09:13they'd remember the cafeteria aroma.
09:15Cafeteria aroma?
09:16Oh, the white team do.
09:17The big cup.
09:19It's a shopping cart.
09:26It's the baby.
09:28The girl.
09:28The girl.
09:29Kasama namin sa taliyan.
09:30Eh, kinagagala pong makilalang iyong to.
09:33Eh, este.
09:36Totoo ba ito?
09:36Totoo ba ito?
09:37Oo, oo.
09:39Totoo ko yan.
09:40Pagkino nga kayo.
09:41Ha?
09:42Ikaw naman, Jack.
09:43Empoy.
09:44Magpapadala nga kayo ng litrato.
09:46Pwede ba?
09:48Lagyan nyo naman ng katawan nito.
09:52Bakit?
09:53Ikaw po.
09:54Nakikita ko ito eh.
09:56Ikaw talaga yung puy.
09:58Paeng kita dyan eh.
10:00Ano?
10:00Si Paeng.
10:01Bingay.
10:03Paeng siya.
10:04Paeng siya.
10:04Paeng siya.
10:04Paeng siya.
10:06Paeng palito mga pagigyan nyo eh.
10:10Eh, tita.
10:12Ba't ka naman napalawa sa Manila?
10:14Oo.
10:23Dito.
10:24Kaya't ko.
10:24Kasi.
10:25Gusto kong magsaya.
10:27Tiyaba.
10:28Maaliw.
10:30Kumamatay lang ng asawa ko eh.
10:34Huh?
10:34Anong pinamata niya?
10:40Nagsikip yung dibdib.
10:42Nino?
10:44Nangasawa ko!
10:45Ah eh.
10:46Talaga magsisikip ang dibdib ko.
10:47Huw na ang pangasawa niya.
10:48Ako, plop, tak!
10:51Ay lang, mabuti pa. Auntie, huwag niyo naisipin yan.
10:54Mawipo kayo.
10:55Huh?
10:55Huwag niyo naisipin niya.
10:56Kalimutan niyo na yan.
10:57Mag-good time tayo.
10:59Nilalabas ka namin niya empo eh.
11:00Ikuti natin yung buong Maynila.
11:02Okay ba sa'yo?
11:04Mag-ballroom dancing na lang tayo.
11:06Ballroom dancing?
11:07Ballroom dancing!
11:08Ayawan niya!
11:09Ayawan niya!
11:09Ayawan niya!
11:10Ayawan niya!
11:10Ayawan niya!
11:11Ayawan niya!
11:14Ayawan niya!
11:16Sababot yan!
11:17Dating diaya ko eh!
11:19Dating dancing instructor ka?
11:20Hindi!
11:21Duwinding instructor!
11:26Ayawan niya!
11:27Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
11:34Papa, clarify, prepare.
11:36Baka pwedeng mamaya na kayong maglaro
11:38mayroon akong gagawin dito, eh.
11:40Lalaro ko kami.
11:41Ha?
11:42Hindi mamaya na eh, ha?
11:43Baka pwede naman di ba pwede makikusap?
11:45Ha?
11:46Sige na, chiki na,
11:47vantay mo nga na'yo dyan!
11:50Sige na!
11:51Ito, Ma.
11:52Ayaw pa sa...
11:53Oye, mga pare!
11:54Come on, ma'am.
11:55You can talk about it and say something here.
12:01Come on, ma'am.
12:03Come on, come here.
12:05Come on now.
12:06You might talk a bit.
12:09I'm not talking about it.
12:11I'm not talking about it.
12:13Really?
12:13I'm not talking about it.
12:15We're going to talk about it in the air.
12:23Chocolates!
12:25Chocolates!
12:26Tari!
12:26Tari!
12:27Thari!
12:29What?
12:29What?
12:31What?
12:32Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
12:38What?
12:45I have to say something.
12:47Yes sir.
12:50Chocolate!
12:51For you!
12:52Is it?
12:54It's a good thing, but it's a good thing.
12:56It's a good thing.
12:57It's a good thing.
12:58Okay, huh?
12:59It's a good thing.
13:01I'll have a baby.
13:02Don't you want to go to a baby?
13:04You want me to go to a baby?
13:06You want me to go to a daddy?
13:08Okay?
13:09No, daddy.
13:10Okay, daddy.
13:11Okay, daddy.
13:11Papa.
13:12And then, Papa.
13:14Papa, because you know,
13:15You know, I would say
13:17I want to go to a baby, huh?
13:20Okay, enough?
13:22Nothing?
13:23It's a good thing.
13:24No, he's a good thing.
13:26Oh, my God.
13:28You're so good.
13:29Papa, you won't have to do it.
13:34Papa, you won't have to do it.
13:36You won't have to do it.
13:37You won't have to do it.
13:38Don't do it.
13:40Get in.
13:41Don't do it.
13:41Hey, hey, hey, good boy!
13:43I don't know what a child is.
13:46It's really nice to me.
13:51Uh, Nadia?
13:57Nadia?
13:58Oh!
13:59Where are my customers?
14:01Hey, I'm going to get out of here.
14:03I'm going to get out of here.
14:04I'm going to get out of here.
14:06You're going to get out of here?
14:09Ha?
14:09Nadia, Nadia.
14:11Saan mo mabibigla, ha?
14:14Flowers!
14:16Flowers!
14:18Mga kakasang sweet naman!
14:19Teka! Ano mang okasyon?
14:21Eh, hindi na ako magpapatumpik-tumpik pa.
14:25Hindi na ako magsusupot.
14:27Ano?
14:28Ibig sabihin yung aking parang damang.
14:30Uh-huh?
14:31Eh, gusto ko sanang balikan yung nakaraan natin, eh.
14:35Nililigawan mo ko, no?
14:38Ano naman?
14:39Ano na, Nadia?
14:41Siguro ito na yung pagkakataon para...
14:44sabi ko sa'yo yung...
14:48Ay...
14:48Ay, ano?
14:49Ay!
14:50Ay!
14:52Si tita bibi ko, galing sa Cebu.
14:54Hi.
14:55Tita bibi!
14:56Tita bibi!
14:58Hello?
14:59Eh, medyo depresya ngayon, eh.
15:01Gusto niya sana mag-ballroom dancing, eh.
15:02Baka gusto niya doon sa mama.
15:03Bo, bo!
15:04Okay yun!
15:06Okay yun!
15:06May hirapan lang dyan.
15:08Di mo ang hirapan.
15:08Ang hirapan lang!
15:10Sagot ko lahat!
15:11Sagot ko lahat!
15:11Sagot mo lahat!
15:12Sige, sige!
15:14Pwede, pwede!
15:15Okay!
15:15Sige!
15:16Ati na kayo!
15:17Titigisan na kayo!
15:19Ay!
15:20Ay!
15:22Ay!
15:23Ma!
15:24Ma!
15:24Gusto naman mamakas diskut ko ba ah!
15:26Hindi na.
15:26Masuhan ang tsubo lang!
15:28Ha ha ha!
15:35Okay.
15:37Ah, ah, ah!
15:40My son!
15:43My son!
15:45My son!
15:47My son!
16:05Oh, boy, Lord, I'm going to have to go with you.
16:09You look like a person.
16:11But what I'm thinking about you,
16:13I'm still hungry.
16:15Let's go.
16:16Ah, hampas lupa na yun.
16:20Chaka na yan ha. Malakas ang tama yan eh.
16:27Ah, Nadia?
16:31Alam mo ba na naalala ko pa nung unang sayaw natin?
16:35Kailangan bumili pa akong maraming tiket para makasayaw kita.
16:39Grabe ko naman, Max.
16:42Hindi na eh. Nasing ganun naalala mo?
16:45Sinayaw lang kita kasi wala naman sumasayo sa akin.
16:48So pinagtyagaan na lang kita.
16:52Pagkatapos nun eh, hindi na kita pinakawalan.
16:55Talagang tuwibok na ang aking puso.
17:00Talaga bolero.
17:02Sabihin mo, pagkatapos nun, lagi ka na lang nakabuntot sa akin.
17:09Ang sweet nila, no? Aka-India?
17:11Aka-India?
17:13Tumpo na akong pareri ng kaya auntie Vivian.
17:15Baka maalala niyo yung asawa niya.
17:17Sorry.
17:18Jack, okay lang.
17:21Naalim ma'am.
17:21Tignan na po po yung months eh.
17:23Dahil makikit niya magsayaw, no?
17:26Eh, gusto mo eh, magsayaw tayo.
17:28Thank you. Thank you.
17:38Tissue, oat.
17:39Ay!
17:42Ay!
17:43Ay!
17:44Iisig mo ba naman?
17:45Iisig mo ba ba?
17:48Iisig mo ba ba?
17:49Huwag sa.
17:50Thank you, ha?
17:51Alam mo, natutuwa na kayo nung high school na kayo.
17:53Iisig mo talaga magsayaw, no?
17:55Wala yun.
17:56Kunti lang yan.
17:58Ay, alam mo magsayaw.
17:59Hindi mo sa'yo si auntie Vivian.
18:01Pakita'yo yung mga moods mo.
18:02Di ba na nga ba yan?
18:25Come by, let's get loud, let's get loud.
18:30Turn the music testimony to hear that sound.
18:33Let's get loud, let's get loud.
18:37Nay, alam mo, natutabi.
18:39Have you got to name it?
18:41Buy your love and your lie.
18:43Baby roll the wave don't you waste it.
18:47It'll never be a big set so much fun to each day.
18:55You gotta do it, you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
18:58You gotta do it your way, you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
19:06You gotta prove it, you gotta be what you say
19:09Life's so funny, make it high, dance don't ever stumble, never win
19:16You don't want the music to dance, they want the play about a little bit
19:22I'm a little bit
19:24You gotta do it, you gotta do it, you gotta do it your way
19:27You gotta prove it, you gotta do it, you gotta do it, you gotta do it
19:38Let's get it now.
19:39Let's get it now.
19:40Let's get it now.
19:42Let's get it now.
19:42Tell your best friend to hear that sound.
19:45Let's get it now.
19:47Let's get it now.
19:49And nobody wanna tell you what you're gonna do.
19:55I like this.
20:00Let's get it now.
20:02Let's get it now.
20:04Let's get it now.
20:05Let's get it now.
20:09Let's get it now.
20:11Let's get it now.
20:13Let's get it now!
20:15Hey, hey, hey!
20:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
20:21Take it, plug it down.
20:48There you go, there you go.
20:48You got it, don't even know what you said.
20:51Don't want to move it.
20:55You got to do what you said.
20:57Let's get up now, let's get up now.
21:01Turn the music up to hear that sound.
21:04Hello, ich-a-lo, problem idea.
21:08What's that we got to do?
21:10Got to do that it is.
21:12What a job, a second kind of motion.
21:17What's love?
21:18What's that?
21:19What's that?
21:20What's that?
21:20What's that?
21:23I'm in love now.
21:25In love?
21:26What's that?
21:27It's Mugs.
21:29What?
21:30It's Mugs?
21:34Why is it Mugs?
21:36It's Mugs, right?
21:38It's a macho.
21:40It's a big deal.
21:41It's a big deal.
21:42It's a big deal.
21:43It's a big deal.
21:44It's a big deal.
21:47It's a big deal.
21:48I want to talk to you.
21:51Can I help you?
21:56Okay.
21:57Okay.
21:58Okay.
21:59I promise.
22:00It's Mugs.
22:02I'll help you.
22:05I promise.
22:05I promise.
22:07No, I don't have anything else.
22:12I'll just have a McGoat.
22:14What is it?
22:22Bye!
22:27Hey!
22:28Hi!
22:30Hi!
22:31Hi!
22:32Hi!
22:34Hi!
22:35I don't know what I'm going to do.
22:38Did you know that all of us are dead?
22:43Did you know that you were dead?
22:48What do you say?
22:50Who was the 5th?
22:54We will go to the 5th.
22:56What are you doing?
22:59I'm not sure if I can't believe that.
23:04Your guitar is good.
23:06Okay, stop it.
23:09Let's go.
23:22Let's go.
23:24Let's go.
23:25Come on.
23:25Come on.
23:26Come on.
23:27Come on.
23:29Each lady in the evening.
23:35Okay, pwede na.
23:36Pwede na.
23:37Okay na.
23:39Hindi, sinabi ko naman sa'yo ah,
23:41Hating kapatid.
23:42Walang problema ako sa paradya.
23:43Walang problema ako sa paradya.
23:44Hating kapatid, paano yun?
23:46Hating kapatid.
23:46Kung magkano'ng waputas'yo, ganun din sa'kin.
23:48Halimbawa, kumita ng dalawang libo.
23:50Dalawang libo.
23:5150, 50 tayo?
23:51Oo, divide by two.
23:53O, di lumalabas na wasabi sa'yo,
23:55300 sakin.
23:56Wait, what are you doing?
23:59You'll have to buy it.
24:00I'll just buy it.
24:01I'll buy it.
24:03$170?
24:05$300?
24:06$170 plus $300?
24:07$2,000?
24:07That's a combination.
24:10Okay.
24:10I'll just take a moment.
24:12I'll just go.
24:13I'll test you.
24:14I'll test you next time.
24:16Hello, hello.
24:17Hello?
24:17Hello?
24:19No, on, on, on.
24:21I'll just go for it.
24:22I'll just go for it.
24:23Why can't I get brown out?
24:24No, there's no idea in the capital.
24:26No, it's a place.
24:29Hello.
24:30What do you mean?
24:31What do you mean?
24:32What did I mean?
24:33I mean, I mean, I mean...
24:35It's not a thing, I mean.
24:40It's not a thing.
24:41I mean, you're going to use it.
24:42What is it?
24:44One day, it's a day before,
24:46all of these things in the evening,
24:49we're going to have a dinner.
24:53We're going to have a dinner,
24:55Who has the most money for you?
24:58Me!
24:58Here you go.
25:02What are you doing, Iho?
25:05You are a man.
25:07When you are a man, you are a man.
25:09You are a man.
25:09You are a man.
25:10There is a man.
25:14How many man?
25:15How many man?
25:16How many man?
25:18100.
25:20100.
25:21How many people need?
25:213.
25:223.
25:223.
25:24The walking calculator.
25:27100 equals...
25:29200.
25:31200.
25:36200.
25:38200.
25:38Exactly.
25:38300.
25:39200.
25:41Sino pa sunod?
25:42Kaya mga natatayin niya.
25:44Makamasyado niya.
25:45Hindi.
25:46Kaya mga natatayin.
25:46Kaya mga natatayin.
25:48Kaya mga natatayin.
25:49Kaya mga natatayin.
25:50Sino pa sunod?
25:51Kaka merong gagamit diyan ng ano?
25:53Chocolate.
25:53Chocolate.
25:54Chocolate.
25:55Wala kang dalay.
25:55Wala kang dalay.
25:56Wala kang dalay chocolate.
25:57Kaya tinta kami rin yung chocolate.
25:58Maka natin may benta chocolate.
26:00Chocolate bang.
26:01120.
26:02120.
26:03120.
26:03120.
26:04120.
26:04Yung na yung masagrapong pedo na yan.
26:06Ito ito.
26:08Ayan.
26:09Chocolate yan.
26:10Chocolate yan.
26:11120.
26:12120.
26:13Balit dalawa.
26:14120.
26:15Balit dalawa.
26:16120 divided by 2.
26:19180.
26:21180.
26:22Baka namahalan ako ha.
26:23Baka naman sinusobra mo ha.
26:25180.
26:26180.
26:27180.
26:28Tama ba yun?
26:29That's so impressive.
26:31Oh sige.
26:33Oh.
26:33Bueno.
26:34Sino magkahanan?
26:35Ang haharana.
26:36Sino lang kakanta?
26:37Yung para ma-umpisan na natin.
26:39Magkahanan.
26:39Magkahanan.
26:40Walang marunong kumita kami.
26:41Magkahanan.
26:42Ha?
26:42Magkahanan dalawang kanta.
26:43Kakanta ka ba?
26:44Ano ang gusto mo?
26:45Ano gusto mo ito?
26:46Gitara?
26:47Gusto ko yung minus one.
26:48Ayoko ng ano eh.
26:49Ayaw mo nito.
26:49Minus one gusto mo.
26:51Dali.
26:52Andali.
26:52Andali.
26:53trois dali.
26:54Entre uno.
26:55Eh po ng.
26:57Magkan yang.
26:58Ang marunong ma eBay.
26:59Minus one.
27:00Abisi natin ke sana.ativas.
27:03Ay.
27:06Basitabi.
27:06diЗalari.awit. Minus
27:07one. Manan
27:08mene. Takan
27:09takamlah. Merunong
27:10tau. Merunong tau.
27:11Merunong. movement
27:12na. Mereaman
27:12itu nga.
27:14Mas merunong
27:15tangan sepagaling.
27:16O sige. Jangan marunong kumanda
27:18meruning kumitar.
27:18O sige. Bara baari wherebyarongspecific.
27:21This is a 20-day hour.
27:23We're going to do it.
27:24It's a 20-day hour.
27:29It's a 20-day hour.
27:30It's a 20-day hour.
27:33It's a 20-day hour.
27:34We're going to do it.
27:37Good evening.
27:38Good evening.
27:39Miss Bebe.
27:41Miss Bebe.
27:43Hey, just a moment.
27:46Miss Bebe.
27:47Hey.
27:49Sorry.
27:51Sorry.
27:55Sorry.
27:56I'm sorry.
27:58I'm sorry.
27:59I'm sorry.
28:01There are some legal items here.
28:04Are you okay?
28:05Are you okay?
28:08Are you okay?
28:08They're going to play with us.
28:11They're going to play.
28:11Are you okay?
28:13Okay.
28:14I'm okay.
28:14Okay, okay.
28:18Okay.
28:20It's time I sit by my window.
28:24They're so busy.
28:26Okay.
28:27Imagining the night I was with you.
28:32I stare at the stars, and it's like a nice movie.
28:39Will you be true, Cosmary?
28:42I love you.
28:46I think of you every day.
28:51And now I realize how I felt for you.
28:57But now you are with someone new.
29:03Though I can't, but I had to forget you.
29:08Boom, boom, boom, boom.
29:11I think of you every day and then.
29:14And now I realize you.
29:18Why don't you pull up?
29:19It's time.
29:21Wait, wait, wait.
29:24Okay, ma'am, okay?
29:25Okay?
29:26Oh, okay.
29:28Masakit na yung tenga ko.
29:29Magpapahinga na ako, no?
29:30Okay, okay.
29:31Hini-schedule mo na lang.
29:32Mabuti pa sa millennium.
29:34Kasi bago yung mga boses nyo pagka may putukan, eh.
29:37Thank you, ha?
29:38Good night.
29:39Good night.
29:42Pintin!
29:43Pintin!
29:43Harap to!
29:45Ha?
29:45Pintin!
29:47Ang masikip ay luluwag.
29:49I love you, Jack.
29:51Sa hari ng dagat, dagat, ang mag-isipin malumabay.
29:55Tapos.
29:57Di kayo...
29:57Oo, baka pag-ating na yun.
30:00Ayun ah, parang si Mang Mags na yun ah.
30:03Ano?
30:03Kahawig ni Mang Mags ah.
30:04Baka, makapal ang buhok niya, oh.
30:07Hindi siya yun.
30:12Ah!
30:13Uy!
30:15Ayun ito na ako.
30:15Nakahiga ako rito nang sasign-baiting ako.
30:17Tinapakan niya pa nga ako, eh.
30:18Kasi niyan?
30:20Uy!
30:21Kawit mo eh.
30:21Kamukha ko yun ah.
30:23Sinasabi ko na nga ba eh.
30:25Yan!
30:25Ang mga nabablind item.
30:26Kamukha ko.
30:27Tapos ako pinagbibintangan.
30:29Yan yung may kasabi eh.
30:30Yun naman ako yun eh.
30:31Makapalusot ko rin naman eh.
30:32Huli na eh.
30:33Eh!
30:34Makalusot!
30:35Pagalang mags eh.
30:36Pagalang sana akong sasabihin sa'yo eh.
30:39Bagay eh.
30:41Ako rin, Jack eh.
30:43Meron akong gusto sa'yo.
30:45Ano?
30:45Ano?
30:45Ang gusto rin eh.
30:47Meron din akong gusto sabihin sa'yo.
30:50Yung tungkol kay...
30:53Tita Bibi mo.
30:55Mukhang nahuhulog na ako sa kanya eh.
30:57Tsaka...
30:58Mukhang siya yata ang gusto kong pakasalan eh.
31:03Mags.
31:04Hmm?
31:06May gusto rin ako sa'yo.
31:08Huh?
31:09Mahirap mong dalhin.
31:11May gusto ko sabihin sa'yo.
31:12Ano yun?
31:13Huwag kang magkagusta sa Tita Bibi namin.
31:16Bakit naman?
31:17Hindi kasi mga mags.
31:18Baka masira yung diskarte mo kay Aling Nadia.
31:20Di ba gusto mo siya mapakasawa?
31:22Oo.
31:23Pero ibig sabihin,
31:24nag-ibang isip ko na nakita ko si Tita Bibi mo eh.
31:28Dahil...
31:28Ang laki talaga nang...
31:30Nagtibok ng puso ko sa kanya.
31:32Ah...
31:32Tsaka yung gulan mo.
31:34Mukhang...
31:35Magaling siyang...
31:36Sumayaw.
31:37Kaya yun ang...
31:38Yun ang nikes ko eh.
31:40Eh...
31:41O Mags.
31:42Paano naman si Aling Nadia?
31:43Kawawa naman siya.
31:44Lagi mo siyang pinapaasa.
31:48Basta bagay, no?
31:49Matanda na yun.
31:51Kawawa naman si Manang Nadia.
31:53Ang isang naman pagbuway.
31:56Matagal din ako nagsamay, no?
31:58Sige, sige, sige.
31:59Hindi nagugulo ang isip ko eh.
32:02Pabalikan ko na lang si Nadia.
32:04Siya na lang ang papakasalan ko.
32:06Siya na lang ang mamahalik ko.
32:07Sigurado ba dyan?
32:08O yan, hirap naman sa'yo Jack eh.
32:10Hindi, hirap sa'yo.
32:11Nagbabago-bago siya.
32:12May palabra de honor ako.
32:14Ha?
32:14Magmula ngayon.
32:16Na magmula ngayon ha?
32:18Hindi naman babago isip ko
32:19kahit sino pang mag-aya sa'kin.
32:21Kay Nadia na ako.
32:23Wala akong sasamahan ang ibang babae kundi siya lang.
32:26Dahil siguro, yan ang tinitibo ko ng aking puso.
32:28Kahit ilang babae pa mag-aya sa'kin.
32:31Si Nadia lang.
32:32Sabihin mo sa kanya, ha?
32:33Si Nadia lang.
32:34Hi, Mags.
32:36Uy.
32:36Tandali. Tandali.
32:39May lakad ka ba?
32:40Ako, wala.
32:41Wala akong lakad.
32:42Hindi, pwede mo ako kasamahan?
32:43Pwede, pwede.
32:45Pwede.
32:48Ano mo, kuya?
32:50May isang salita ka si Mang Mags.
32:52Sana, paglaki ko,
32:54maging katulad ako niya.
32:56Ornang.
32:58Sama na, paglaki ko.
33:09Anong.
33:11Tiada niya.
33:14Kala, paglaki ko.
33:16Marisa?
33:20Nala.
33:23Papay.
33:24Apu?
33:24Pwede, pwede.
33:24Sama na, paglaki ko.
33:25T'ya.
33:25No, no, it's too big, too big.
33:27Too big? Too big, too big?
33:29Yeah.
33:32Jackie, isip ko si Mang Mags?
33:35Eh, sure. Why?
33:36Kasi may...
33:37sasabihin na ako sa kanya
33:39tungkol sa paniligaw niya kay Mami.
33:41Ang ibig kong sabihin yung put-put
33:42na nilalakar mo si Mang Mags
33:44sa Mami mo?
33:45Oo, hindi lang nilalakar.
33:46Tinatakbo pa.
33:49Kasi bukang pasasanya.
33:51For me, election.
33:52Naku.
33:53Yan.
33:53Meron tayong ginagawa mo, ha?
33:55Pagpatuloy mo yan, ha?
33:56Teka muna.
33:57Ba't pa parang ang gustong gusto niyo
33:58sa auntie para kay Mang Mags?
34:00Eh, sinang mapunta siya kay Auntie Bibi.
34:02Hmm?
34:03Alam mo, dahil bakit?
34:04Kasi ang lahat ng pangasawa ni Auntie Bibi
34:07namamatay.
34:09Bakit?
34:10May gusto rin ba si Mang Mags kay Miss Bibi?
34:12Ako, hindi lang gusto eh.
34:13Napupusuan pa.
34:15Ito pala si Mang Mags.
34:16Ang gusto rin sa isang babae
34:17yung magaling sumayaw.
34:18Ayun, nagwa-ballroom ngayon.
34:23Ay, Ate!
34:24Magbihis kayo.
34:25Ha?
34:25Paganda kayo at mag-ballroom tayo.
34:27Okay?
34:28Ayun.
34:28Ayun.
34:29Ayun.
34:30Alam niyo ko ba natin sa Mang Mags?
34:31Nag-ballroom sa mga Miss Bibi?
34:34Ano?
34:36Gusto pala niya Mang Mags yung babae marunin mo sa'yo?
34:39Dapat ipakita niya na magaling kayong sumayaw.
34:42Oo!
34:43Oo!
34:44Hala!
34:45Napapatalo ko do'n!
34:47Oh, fuck!
34:48Never!
34:49Bah!
34:50Hindi ako!
34:50Saku!
34:52Papakita ko diyan sa bidding yan
34:54na sino talagang magaling sumayaw.
34:57Kapakita niya?
35:09Alam mo, nung muna kita nakita, na atrakagdado ko sa'yo.
35:13Takas kasi naapin mo eh.
35:15Di naman.
35:15Ayun.
35:17Kano'n eh.
35:18Maka nagbibilok ka eh.
35:19Pero ako din eh.
35:22Parang ah...
35:23Biglang naginit na katawan ko.
35:27Pero ang totoo niyan eh.
35:30Ang pakiramdam ko eh.
35:31Parang akong nahe-L sa'yo eh.
35:35Oo.
35:36Hindi.
35:37Nahe-L yung naglalambot ang aking puso.
35:41Pero ang totoo niyan eh.
35:42Ibi.
35:42Nung muna talaga katanakita eh.
35:45Wala akong attraction sa'yo eh.
35:47Kaya lang nung ah...
35:49Nagsiyaw tayo.
35:50Nung nagtikit ang ating mga damdamin.
35:54Nagtikit ang ating mga katawan.
35:56Nang init ang aking tibli.
35:59Umapoy ang aking damit.
36:01Nasunog na.
36:03Kaya palagay ko eh.
36:07Mabipilitan akong...
36:08Mabighani sa'yo.
36:14So...
36:15We're both...
36:16Attracted to each other.
36:18Yes.
36:20Then...
36:21Let's go.
36:22Oh why not?
36:23Siko gila.
36:30Not so fast.
36:32Duckling.
36:33Bibi.
36:34It ain't over till it's over.
36:37Max...
36:37Shall we dance?
36:39Yes.
36:41Yes.
36:42Okay, yeah.
36:43Okay, yeah.
36:44Okay.
36:48Maestro?
36:49No?
37:20No?
37:25No.
37:29No?
37:42No, no, no.
37:45No!
37:45No!
37:45No!
37:46No!
37:46No!
37:46No!
37:47No!
37:48No!
40:28Hi, Mike.
40:29Hi.
40:30Halika, I have a surprise gift for you.
44:12Guys,
45:41Thanks.
47:10And I promise.
47:12I promise.
47:14I promise.
47:14I'll be at my baby sister.
47:17Hey!
47:22Hey!
47:27I know, I'll be back.
47:29We've been done a long time.
47:31I can see.
47:32We've been a long time to meet you.
47:33We've been a long time to meet you.
47:34I've been a long time to meet you.
47:35But I can tell you guys I can tell you
47:40Other than Tessie, Lisa, Diana,
47:45British, Ovi, Susan.
47:48I'm not going to put my heart on my head.
47:52So, what do you mean?
47:54I'm going to go to the Nambana?
48:00I'm not a job.
48:03I'm not a decision, but...
48:08Can we be just friends?
48:10Ha?
48:11No!
48:15Why are you doing that?
48:17If that's your decision,
48:20I will respect it.
48:22I'm not going to lie.
48:23You know, Nadia,
48:25we're going to be friends.
48:26We're going to be the friendship with Chopper.
48:31And not just that.
48:33I'm sure you're going to be a day.
48:35Huh?
48:36I'm not going to lie.
48:38I'm not going to lie.
48:39You're going to lie.
48:42You're going to lie.
48:42Well, Mags,
48:45you're going to be sick.
48:47I will accept your decision.
48:50You're not going to lie.
48:50Oh,
48:53you hope someone likes this one or like you.
48:57Oh?
48:57You're not going agree that Mrs. VeBee.
48:59You're not going to lie.
49:01You're not going to lie.
49:04You're not going to lie.
49:16Hey, Jack, you know, you're my children.
49:20What do you think about it?
49:21It's like my brother-in-law and my brother-in-law.
49:23And it's not that I'm feeling like, baby.
49:30Hey, I don't know what to say.
49:31It's a good thing to think about your auntie.
49:34If you want, I'll do it.
49:37I'll do it for you.
49:38I'll do it for you.
49:40I'll do it for you.
49:41Dagol, wag.
49:43Dahil nakatakot, pakasalan yung tita ko.
49:45Kung si baby,
49:47hindi ako natatakot.
49:48Exactly.
49:50Bakit mo ba ako pinipigilan, Empoy?
49:52Ayaw niyo bang malahaya tayo ng
49:54magagandang lalaki?
49:57Ano nyo, Dagol?
50:00Sa lahat na kapakasawa ng tita ko,
50:03namamatay sa honeymoon pa lang.
50:05Ha?
50:21Mara, magkana ba yung nalikom natin dyan?
50:251-5.
50:26Nakot daw.
50:26So daming nagpalistay.
50:281-5?
50:291-5.
50:291-5.
50:30Magkana ba yung nalabas natin?
50:324-2.
50:334-2?
50:35Magkana kinita natin?
50:361-5 divided 4-2
50:391-5.
50:401-5.
50:43Kumikira tayo ng 700.
50:45Pwede na, no?
50:46Pwede na kaya sa wala.
50:47Ay, magkana tayo ron?
50:50700 divided by 2.
50:52700, 700.
50:54Tick, guwa 1-65.
50:56Eh kami po, paano?
50:57Ay, tsaka na kayo.
50:59Mayina, mayina.
51:01Mayina tayo malaki-laki.
51:02May bonus kayo sa paspo, ha?
51:04Ngayon, magkino tayo.
51:06Kayaan itong dalawang.
51:07Dali mo na sa iyo rin, Tess, yung...
51:10Dali mo na sa doktorya.
51:11Ay, pakakanat-kalit ka pa rito.
51:13Sandali, naghihigyan ito ng parte.
51:14Ano kaya, kaya malanda natin, ano?
51:17Akaano naman itong di natin bigyan, eh?
51:19Ay, buti ba, tawagin mo na yung mga ano?
51:21Para, may dagdagan yung...
51:22Sige, kung nang tumawag to siya mga ano?
51:24Ay, parang speaking...
51:25Ay, ito.
51:26Ano, ake, tuloy kayo ligaw.
51:27Okay.
51:28Ay, dito kayo dadaan.
51:29Sige, explain mo nga yung bagong ano natin.
51:32In English, please.
51:33In English.
51:34Marunok ang English.
51:35Everybody, please listen in.
51:37Because I cannot repeat, okay?
51:39Very good.
51:40In the serenade, about serenade, in the evening,
51:468 to 11 in the evening, okay?
51:51And the losing with admired girl, losing.
51:54What losing?
51:55Losing?
51:56Losing.
51:57Losing.
51:58Ah, hindi ka ka muna.
51:59Teka muna, liro pa.
52:00Losing, admired girl, 11, 7 o'clock in the morning.
52:06Up to 11 o'clock sharp.
52:12Tiga, tiga, tiga.
52:13Sinamin na yan, tindi yan yan, eh.
52:15Tagalogin mo, ha?
52:16Sharp.
52:16Ah, pakahinahan nyo naman.
52:17Sharp, pating.
52:19Bukol palitin.
52:20Pating, eh.
52:20Atin natin, eh.
52:22Alasente ng umaga ligaw.
52:24Hanggang alas 11, eh, ng pating.
52:26Meron bang pating na nalit?
52:27Bukol.
52:28Ano naman ito, eh?
52:30I-inglis ko pa kayo.
52:31Dodo ka pa ibang.
52:32Eh, sige.
52:34Ayaw niyo pa.
52:34Ay, kayo na naman.
52:36Dito, tawag kayo, tawag kayo.
52:38Kayo, tawag.
52:39Kayo, tawag.
52:41Jack!
52:42Kung sino mo yung kailangan, kami nalapit yan.
52:50Eh, hindi nyo daw pagkaguhan nyo, ha?
52:52Jack na nga.
52:53May laba, eh.
52:54May isan na napakalit na nekosyo nyo.
52:56Harangin mo ba?
52:56Tsaka may permit na kami kay Ate Bibi mo, tsaka kay Mayor.
53:00Oo, nilakad na namin ng kapito sa pagkira.
53:03Nakukuha ko sa inyo, eh.
53:04Itigil nyo na itong kagaguhan na to.
53:05Kung ayaw niyo mapahamak.
53:08Bakit?
53:10Ayaw na mo mga mapahamak.
53:11Ayaw mo yung mga napapangasaho ni Ate Bibi,
53:13lahat sila namatay.
53:14Hey!
53:15Ha?
53:16Ayaw ko na, ayaw ko na.
53:20Ayaw ko na.
53:20Ayaw ko na.
53:21Ayaw ko na.
53:21Matay!
53:21Boy!
53:22Ayaw ko na-alison yun, eh.
53:23Paano kami kikita niya?
53:24Bayaran mo yung...
53:25At mo ba, bayad?
53:27Eh, tinakot mo, eh.
53:28Ay, siya, sabi ko lang naman yung totoo, ah.
53:29Totoo ka yun?
53:31Lira ka.
53:32Ay, sino ngayon mag-ligaw siya sa Ate Bibi mo?
53:35Kikita na.
53:36Ah, ako.
53:38Ba?
53:39Sino ka?
53:40Ah, ako si Wayne.
53:41Galing pa ako si Buma.
53:42Tagala ako naliligaw kay...
53:43Ikaw si Wayne?
53:44Yeah.
53:45Anong klaseng Wayne?
53:46Red or white Wayne?
53:49Maskit pa'y lulu.
53:52Cool ka lang.
53:55Jack?
53:57Empoy?
53:58Nasa'n na si Mags?
54:00Nakapag-desisyon na ba siya?
54:02Opo.
54:04O ano, sasama na siya sa'kin sa Cebu?
54:07Hindi po.
54:09Bakit, Tom?
54:11Eh, ayaw ko doon niyang patulan, eh.
54:13Dahil...
54:13Dahil naiiyasya sa...
54:15Sa amin.
54:16Dahil parang anak naturi niya sa amin.
54:22So, si Nadia ang pinili niya.
54:24Hindi.
54:26Magkaibigan lang sila.
54:28Paano?
54:31Wala akong mga gawa kung ano ang desisyon niya.
54:34Kawawa naman ako.
54:36Paano na ang love life ko?
54:39Maraming nga naniligaw sa'kin.
54:41Pero kayamanan ko lang ang gusto nila.
54:44Pag nag-aasawa naman ako, namamatay kagal.
54:49I give up.
54:51Milong pa!
54:53Tutunayan nga, matagal ang nagmahal sa'yo.
54:55Hindi mo lang pinapansin.
54:58Ati, sinundan ka pa niya.
55:00Galing sa Cebu.
55:02Sino?
55:06Hello, baby.
55:08Wayne!
55:09Ako na.
55:11Ako na?
55:12Baby?
55:13Will you marry me?
55:18Hindi ka ba natatakot na?
55:21Yung mga nangyayari sa mga asawa ko?
55:24Hindi.
55:26Basta gusto ko pang mamatay sa feeling mo.
55:28Kaya sumalayo sa'yo.
55:30Basta gusto ko pang mamatay sa'yo.
55:41Kaya sumar jaa.
55:44Kaya sumayam sa'yo.
55:50Tema, kaya sumayam sa'yo.
55:55Kaya sumayam sa'yo.
55:59Isn't it?
56:00You want some gin and juice, but I really don't want a
56:02Be a buzz like I had last week
56:05I might stay deep, cause talk is cheap
56:07I like Angela, Abelette, Sandra, and Rita
56:10And now I can see you, you know, they're getting sweeter
56:13So what?
56:15Give me a happy bag, you my boy
56:16To me, certain is just like a sport
56:19Anything about...
56:29Baga, napapatalo ka ba doon?
56:33Ha, never
56:34Baga, hindi ako
56:36Saku
56:38Papakita ko lang sa feeling yan
56:40Na sino talagang magaling tumayaw
56:43Makikita niya
56:51Okay, okay ba?
56:54Sama
56:54가
56:59Kuma
57:00O?
57:02Kung ayaw nyo, ako na lang
57:04Patagal na may gusto sa atin ayun
57:07Ako, wargabon
57:08Ragun, warg
57:10Dahil nakakatakot ko kasalan na gilita ako
57:13Kung si ABA, hindi ako nasataka
57:16The
57:16Really great.
57:27Definitely.
57:28Look out here.
57:29I'm going to talk to you.
57:30I had to fight you.
57:32After that, you'll be able to fight for something.
57:36It's time to fight.
57:38It's time for you.
57:39You'll hear more.
57:40You'll get started.
57:40OK.
57:46Thanks, man.
57:46Max, come here, buddy.
57:49We'll go for it.
57:53We'll go for it.
57:55I'll go.
58:03I'll go for it.
58:04I'll go for it.
58:05I'll go for it.
58:05I'll go for it.
58:05Oh, it's Japan.
58:06.
58:07.
58:08.
58:09.
58:10.
58:10Anyway, there's a lot of anti-baby and everything is dead.
58:13Oh, I'm sorry.
58:16Oh, I'm sorry.
58:17Oh, I'm sorry.
58:19I'm sorry.
58:21They've seen me disappear, they're still crystallizing.
58:23I don't know who's bad.
58:24What's up, an invited?
58:25I'm not a kid, sorry about that.
58:28What about you?
58:31Hey, who's a kid?
58:35I'm.
58:38What's up,
58:38Hey, I'm Wayne.
58:40I'm going to take a long time.
58:42I'm Wayne.
58:44Red or white?
58:48Wayne, where are you?
58:50Where are you?
58:51Where are you?
58:58Oh, come on, man!
58:59I'm going to go.
59:02You look like a person.
59:04But I'm going to go to you.
59:06I'm going to go.
59:06I'm going to go.
59:09I'm going to go.
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