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Nagkapalit ng katauhan sina Mang Mags (Joey Marquez) at Maggy (Aiko Melendez) dahil sa isang wish na hindi nila akalaing magkakatotoo!

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'Kool Ka Lang' is a sitcom series that revolves around the neighborhood shenanigans of its main characters Jack and Empoy in Barangay Dagat-dagatan. It stars Raymart Santiago as Jack Mangalikot, Bonel Balingit as Empoy Mangalikot, and Joey Marquez as Magdaleno Magdangal. Also in the cast are LJ Moreno, Gloria Diaz, Blakdyak, Maureen Larrazabal, Robert "Long" Mejia, Rufa Mae Quinto, Dagul, Jomari Yllana, Benjie Paras, Alessandra de Rossi, Maui Taylor, Dennis Padilla, Isko Salvador, and Mark Wilson. #KoolKaLang

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00:00:00Rosel?
00:00:01Go on, ma'am.
00:00:03Ayok ka?
00:00:04I'm a biter kong pwede ito sa isa.
00:00:06Lagi ko na lamang ngang nolong ko eh?
00:00:08So ang tawa na ako sa'yo.
00:00:11He's a little biter.
00:00:12Kung naglo'n ako naman ako,
00:00:14wala kang sapat sa simpodyang sa bilim mo!
00:00:16Dapat na tayo na pagsasama natin,
00:00:18hindi mo man ako na paligaya!
00:00:20Pa ba?
00:00:21Kamilamig ka lang magalit!
00:00:22Huwag mo akong balik na rin mo!
00:00:24Ha!
00:00:24That's the truth.
00:00:26Pinakasalag mo lamang ako galit sa kayamanan ko.
00:00:28Isang kang manggagamit mukhang pera!
00:00:30Kaya napin kumigil ka!
00:00:31Kaya sasamayin ka sa amin!
00:00:34Kaya napinagkera,
00:00:34laging mo na lang lang bilang mukha
00:00:35sa amin yung pera mo!
00:00:37Ha?
00:00:38Ito ang lamabagi sa'yo!
00:00:39Ito ngayon!
00:00:40Sinasakta mo na ako ngayon!
00:00:41Hey!
00:00:42Sinigawin na yan, ha?
00:00:44I just doon ako.
00:00:46At dami mo, Tonya niyan, ha?
00:00:47Ayos na yan, Kuya.
00:00:48Toto na yan, sinabukan namin eh.
00:00:50Ay, berb!
00:00:52Patay na natin ang iinga, eh.
00:00:55Eh?
00:00:57But we don't care.
00:01:02It's not me is a day.
00:01:04Why is it so good?
00:01:05I don't care.
00:01:06You're opening me up.
00:01:06You're playing myеб SNAP!
00:01:08I'm trying.
00:01:11No, I don't care!
00:01:13You're too good, Rao.
00:01:17You're a good son.
00:01:19I'm dying.
00:01:20You're passing up and there's no battery.
00:01:21It's not my battery.
00:01:23maybe the only thing we just got a camera
00:01:24and you just are happy and you see
00:01:28I think I'm giving away
00:01:30you're going to get out of the way
00:01:32I don't want to get out of the way
00:01:37me free
00:01:38if you don't want to, I will
00:01:39what's happening
00:01:39what's happening
00:01:40what's happening
00:01:41you're going to be married
00:01:42you're my married
00:01:43I'll be married
00:01:45you're married
00:01:47look
00:01:48look
00:01:49look
00:01:49I'm going to be just
00:01:52It's true!
00:01:54I'm just going to do it.
00:01:56Because when I'm looking for it,
00:01:58it's hard for me.
00:01:59Why?
00:02:01Why?
00:02:02Because I'm going to get married
00:02:03because I'm going to get married.
00:02:05I'm going to get married, right?
00:02:07That's right, Brad.
00:02:08I'm going to get married.
00:02:09I'm going to get married.
00:02:09I'm going to get married.
00:02:12I'm going to get married.
00:02:15Is she really the same?
00:02:17Yes.
00:02:18If she's the same,
00:02:20I'll kiss you.
00:02:21Who's this?
00:02:22At this time.
00:02:35It's her husband.
00:02:35What happened?
00:02:38Wait!
00:02:42I think she's going to be the same.
00:02:43I'm gonna be the same as to her.
00:02:45Why?
00:02:46I won't be the same anymore because
00:02:48I'll leave my own.
00:02:49I can see.
00:02:51Really?
00:02:51Yes, I can see.
00:02:54Really?
00:02:54I'm not going to go away.
00:02:55I'm not going to go away.
00:02:57I'm not going to go away.
00:02:58I'm sorry to disturb you, but you're going to be a party.
00:03:02If you're going to be a party, you're going to be a party.
00:03:04One more.
00:03:05Okay.
00:03:05Thank you, Jack.
00:03:06Okay.
00:03:07One more.
00:03:09I'll take my husband.
00:03:10I'll take my husband.
00:03:11Go ahead.
00:03:13Oh, Jack, you're welcome.
00:03:16I'm a husband.
00:03:17Topic.
00:03:18If you don't have a party, you're going to be a party.
00:03:20You're going to be a party.
00:03:22I'll go out here.
00:03:23Because you won't go away, that's right.
00:03:26You're going to be a party.
00:03:26You're going to be a party.
00:03:27Did you find a party?
00:03:29You're going to be a party?
00:03:32No, my partner.
00:03:34I bet you're a party.
00:03:34No one day, a party.
00:03:36But that's the party.
00:03:37That's the kind of party.
00:03:39No one day,
00:03:40No one day,
00:03:40he told me that she's dead and dead,
00:03:42and she's dead.
00:03:44But that's the Number one.
00:03:46What do you mean?
00:03:51What do you mean?
00:03:52What do you mean?
00:03:52What do you mean?
00:03:53No, it's true.
00:03:54It's true.
00:03:55That's it.
00:03:55It's a good thing to say.
00:04:02It's our guest for today.
00:04:04It's our guest.
00:04:05I'm a man.
00:04:08I'm a man.
00:04:09Maggie, there's my boy.
00:04:17Hi, Jack.
00:04:20I'm a man.
00:04:21Hi, Maggie.
00:04:22We're all happy about it.
00:04:25We're all happy about it.
00:04:28Why are you very happy about it?
00:04:31I'm happy about it.
00:04:32Why are you feeling so good?
00:04:34Because of his boyfriend.
00:04:36Why are you alone?
00:04:38He's missing his boyfriend.
00:04:40Oh!
00:04:42Oh!
00:04:42Oh!
00:04:42Oh!
00:04:43Oh!
00:04:44Oh!
00:04:46Oh!
00:04:49Jack!
00:04:57Buti pa!
00:04:58Ika walang mahala nito sa panganggintah!
00:05:01Oh!
00:05:02Oh!
00:05:03Oh!
00:05:03Oh!
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:05Oh!
00:05:06Oh!
00:05:08Oh!
00:05:09E, ang kalimutan ko na.
00:05:10Ang kalimutan ko kayo eh?
00:05:12Eh, pagkagawahan natin talaga ng ina nangyari, ha?
00:05:15Dahil mayroon akong date mamiya eh.adedate
00:05:17ko pa si Milliでしょう. Milli Joe
00:05:20tai yun ni pablong siga? Hindi.
00:05:23Hindi yun
00:05:23siyuta ni Malitos. Siyuta.
00:05:25Ha? Ha?
00:05:26Siyuta?
00:05:26Yung
00:05:27haba na po
00:05:27yun? Ang Japanese po diva siyuta
00:05:30eh! Siyuta ni pablong siga?
00:05:35Siga! Pableng Siga. Tama!
00:05:38Oh, mahirap nga niya niya.
00:05:40Alam mo, dahil sinabi niya sa'kin,
00:05:42makikipag-break na siya kay Pableng.
00:05:44Ha, nasiuta!
00:05:46Siga!
00:05:47Yeah!
00:05:48Ha?
00:05:48Ang problema niya, gusto niya yung katawan ko.
00:05:51Ipapatikin ko.
00:05:52Kaya lang ang masama niya, hindi ako sanay.
00:05:54Yung naglilihim ng relasyon eh, kaya ako nababla yung item.
00:05:58Kaya kung ano-ano nangyay...
00:05:59At siya lang, ito kinakalok ko asawa nito.
00:06:01Hindi kayo mga Max, hindi ka ba nakatatakot ito kay Pableng Siga ngayon, ha?
00:06:05Wala ka mang alam.
00:06:06Yan nga, hindi nga.
00:06:07Baka ngunin ako nasutukan nun eh, maalig mo magsutukan yun, oh.
00:06:10I am not a fighter. I am a laba.
00:06:34I am not a fighter, eh?
00:06:57I am not a fighter.
00:06:57I am not a fighter.
00:06:57Maraming Role.
00:07:00Palabas mo siya.
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00:17:14I wish.
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