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May bagong chicks si Empoy (Bonel Balingit), kaya itong si Teenie (Rufa Mae Quinto) ay hindi mapigilan ang kanyang selos!
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'Kool Ka Lang' is a sitcom series that revolves around the neighborhood shenanigans of its main characters Jack and Empoy in Barangay Dagat-dagatan. It stars Raymart Santiago as Jack Mangalikot, Bonel Balingit as Empoy Mangalikot, and Joey Marquez as Magdaleno Magdangal. Also in the cast are LJ Moreno, Gloria Diaz, Blakdyak, Maureen Larrazabal, Robert "Long" Mejia, Rufa Mae Quinto, Dagul, Jomari Yllana, Benjie Paras, Alessandra de Rossi, Maui Taylor, Dennis Padilla, Isko Salvador, and Mark Wilson. #KoolKaLang
For more Kool Ka Lang full episodes, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmCGsMJ6RvKAvxj0Mz9qc3Rd
'Kool Ka Lang' is a sitcom series that revolves around the neighborhood shenanigans of its main characters Jack and Empoy in Barangay Dagat-dagatan. It stars Raymart Santiago as Jack Mangalikot, Bonel Balingit as Empoy Mangalikot, and Joey Marquez as Magdaleno Magdangal. Also in the cast are LJ Moreno, Gloria Diaz, Blakdyak, Maureen Larrazabal, Robert "Long" Mejia, Rufa Mae Quinto, Dagul, Jomari Yllana, Benjie Paras, Alessandra de Rossi, Maui Taylor, Dennis Padilla, Isko Salvador, and Mark Wilson. #KoolKaLang
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00:00:15O?
00:00:18Mga ka managpunta.
00:00:21Sarah-saya, okay yung Debby.
00:00:22Successful!
00:00:24O!
00:00:24Ayos naman!
00:00:25O, ayos.需!
00:00:27angry, next time lang. O sabaka,
00:00:30tamatayan sila ulit, punta ka.
00:00:32Hey, Long.
00:00:33Oh.
00:00:34Asama nyo lang ako po. May naman tayo ulit.
00:00:35Ipala naman hindi ako malangkot dito.
00:00:37Oo, sige.
00:00:38Asama rin na po, ah.
00:00:39Asama ko pa kayo sa living.
00:00:41Ito, Long.
00:01:02Ipala nyo pol ere ro�.
00:01:04To.
00:01:05That's a damn tcu,
00:01:07When can I take that,
00:01:11no,
00:01:27v seeds in many myths,
00:01:29It's the time of year when the world's ensured
00:01:34And you'd like to find a way to show the things that won't be
00:01:39While we're going to see the time of Christmas Day
00:01:45While we're going to see the future of love
00:01:49What's the worst thing that you don't need your house?
00:01:54Sino? No?
00:01:55No?
00:01:57My face...
00:01:57You're so sorry that I didn't know what I was thinking
00:02:02Surely that was my boyfriend
00:02:02You're right, you're right
00:02:04That's right
00:02:05I gotta unmute you
00:02:08Ok, wait a minute
00:02:10No, no, no
00:02:11It doesn't matter
00:02:14Dugol, Dugol
00:02:14You can have a spare parts
00:02:17You'll have to go
00:02:19I'm not. I'm not. I'm calling the Babe
00:02:22I need to know about the practice.
00:02:25You're the one that's gone, man!
00:02:26You're the one that's going to do it!
00:02:28Why are you...
00:02:34Jack, I'm going to come to the other side.
00:02:36I'm going to fight for a lot of damage.
00:02:38I don't want to go to the other side.
00:02:39I'm going to go see it.
00:02:41I'm not going to go see it.
00:02:47Boy, I'm going to go see it.
00:02:49Yes, go see it.
00:02:51What is this?
00:02:51Do you buy it?
00:02:52It's a generator.
00:02:53It's a generator.
00:02:54And it's a generator.
00:02:56Yes.
00:02:56It's a generator.
00:02:59It's not a generator.
00:03:01It's a generator.
00:03:01No, it's a generator.
00:03:02It's a generator.
00:03:04It's a generator.
00:03:04It's a generator.
00:03:05What the world needs love?
00:03:08Yes, the world needs your love.
00:03:11Why don't you...
00:03:14Leave love on Christmas Day.
00:03:17No greater gift is there than you.
00:03:24Benta mo mungto yung mata mo.
00:03:26May sore eyes ka ba?
00:03:27Nope, I don't have sore eyes.
00:03:30Siguro umiya ka ng umiya.
00:03:33Mismo.
00:03:36Dignan kasi I broke off with Steve kakabe.
00:03:39Ha?
00:03:40Ano nangyari?
00:03:41Eh, kasi naman siya, no?
00:03:44He was seeing this other girl
00:03:46I don't know who.
00:03:48Ay, naku.
00:03:49Talaga yung mga lalaki na yan.
00:03:51Pare-pareho.
00:03:52Anong gagawin mo?
00:03:54I feel so alone and lonely.
00:03:57Anong gagawin mo?
00:03:58Umalika dun sa peras mo sa stage.
00:04:00Yung anong gagawin mo?
00:04:01I can't digna.
00:04:02I have to prove to them
00:04:03that I could stand on my own tupa.
00:04:06Okay, ganito na lang.
00:04:08Kakausapin ko si Mr. Ladera.
00:04:10Ay, nabigyan kanya na mataas na posisyon sa kumpanya.
00:04:13Hindi ba anghel mo naman yun?
00:04:15And besides, no?
00:04:16Hindi bagay sa'yo maging teller.
00:04:19Digna, don't ever think about it.
00:04:21You know, I want to start from the ranks.
00:04:23And I'm happy with my job.
00:04:25I love this.
00:04:27Okay, huwag na natin pag-usapan yung work na yan.
00:04:30Yung love life na lang.
00:04:31Alam mo po nga ako sa'yo, kalimutan mo na yung Steve na yan eh.
00:04:34Kasi yung mga guys na yan, ako, yung mga katulad niya,
00:04:38dapat hindi yan minamahal, pinapatay.
00:04:41Tingnan mo yung sarili mo.
00:04:42Ang ganda-ganda mo.
00:04:43Makakahanap ka pa ng mas mamahalin mo ng tunay, guys, kalimutan.
00:04:49Well, you're right.
00:04:52Oo nga, no?
00:04:54I still have my life to live.
00:04:57Maganda nga naman ako.
00:05:00I will show that Steve na hindi lang siyang lalaki sa mundong ito.
00:05:04And I will find another guy.
00:05:07Kung makakaya mo, tingnan natin.
00:05:09Believe me, I can, Digna.
00:05:11And I dare, okay?
00:05:13No.
00:05:14I'm gonna marry the first guy who's going to approach me.
00:05:19Sinabi mo yan, ha?
00:05:20Mismo.
00:05:20Sinabi mo yan.
00:05:21I promise.
00:05:22Sinabi mo sa'yo yan.
00:05:23Miss, miss.
00:05:24Kapilin.
00:05:25Kapilin.
00:05:27Kapilin.
00:05:34Kapilin.
00:05:34Ab sente-tap na yun.
00:05:35Alam mo, yun yung magigi- replicate mo ad намah.
00:05:38Hindi, I've changed my mind.
00:05:40Oh my god, I've changed my mind.
00:05:43Sige na.
00:05:44Okay?
00:05:44Ayun ko.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:50Come on, come on.
00:05:54Come on.
00:05:55Are you okay?
00:05:58Are you okay?
00:05:59First, you're not okay.
00:06:00Wake up.
00:06:00Wake up.
00:06:01Come on.
00:06:02Please, wake up.
00:06:03I'm not going to sleep.
00:06:06Come on!
00:06:07Please, please!
00:06:08Please!
00:06:09Please, please, please!
00:06:10Please!
00:06:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:06:33Go, go, go!
00:06:43Cool ka lang, cool ka lang
00:06:45Problema ay diyang nagagaan
00:06:48Cool ka lang
00:06:49Ang solusyon ay lariyan
00:06:52Kung cool ka lang
00:06:57Ano bang makakamit
00:07:00Kung idadaan sa galing?
00:07:03Maaayos ba ang pila
00:07:05Kung maraming sumisingi?
00:07:07Paano ka magre-relax
00:07:09Kung ika'y nalulungkot?
00:07:12Paano ka ba tatawa
00:07:14Kung ika'y nakasimago?
00:07:17Cool ka lang
00:07:19Cool ka lang
00:07:20Cool ka lang
00:07:21Hulad naman
00:07:22Cool ka lang
00:07:24Ang masikit ay luluwang
00:07:26Kung cool ka lang
00:07:28Cool ka lang, Jack
00:07:31Sa hari ng dagat-dagatan
00:07:34Huwag isipin lumaban
00:07:36Di kayo uubra
00:07:38Di kayo uurungan
00:07:42Huwag kang magtigas-tigasan
00:07:44Huwag di kayay magsigasigaan
00:07:46At kung ika'y haharang-arang
00:07:48Makaka-mabigwasan
00:07:51Cool ka lang
00:07:53Cool ka lang
00:07:53Cool ka lang
00:07:54Problema ay diyang nagagaan
00:07:56Cool ka lang
00:07:58Ang solusyon ay lariyan
00:08:00Kung cool ka lang
00:08:05Lalala ang sitwasyon
00:08:08Kung ika'y mapipiko
00:08:10Huwag kang padadala
00:08:13Sa buisip at miro
00:08:14Huwag lang iinit ang ulo
00:08:18Siguradong magkakabulo
00:08:20At kung sumasakit
00:08:22Ang ulo'y untot mo sa batong
00:08:25Cool ka lang
00:08:27Cool ka lang
00:08:28Problema ay diyang nagagaan
00:08:30Kung cool ka lang
00:08:46Naririnig mo ba ako?
00:08:50Siyempre hindi dahil
00:08:51Koma ka mo
00:08:55Magaling ka na
00:08:58Dahil kasi
00:08:59Napasubo ako
00:09:01By some strange happening
00:09:03I have no choice
00:09:06Kailangan kitang pakasalan
00:09:10Pagaling ka natin na mo
00:09:12Ang masculine masculine mo
00:09:14Kahit may sakit ka
00:09:16Ang laki-laki pa rin ng
00:09:19Muscles mo
00:09:24Miss
00:09:25Excuse me
00:09:27Tingnan mo nga siyang mabuti
00:09:30Why?
00:09:32He's kinda cute naman di ba?
00:09:38Ito pong
00:09:39Creature na yan
00:09:40Ang cute
00:09:45Pwede pong mamaya ko na lang
00:09:47Kung sagutin niya
00:09:47Kasi medyo
00:09:48Kakakain ko lang po
00:09:49Baka po
00:09:53Mas cute ka kay Steve
00:09:56Epo, epoy, epoy, epoy
00:09:57Ano na nangyari sa'yo?
00:09:58Epo, yung buong iwan
00:09:59Sir, sir, sir, sir
00:10:00Um, comatose po ang pasyente
00:10:03At um, medyo matatagalan po po na magising siya
00:10:06Kasi grabe ang pagkakabagok ng ulo niya
00:10:10But don't worry
00:10:11He'll be fine
00:10:12He'll be okay in a couple of days
00:10:14Siguro
00:10:15Ikaw ko yung doktor ng kapatid niyo
00:10:16Ah, hindi po
00:10:17Hindi po
00:10:18Hindi po siyang doktor
00:10:19Siya po yung nagligtas sa kapatid ninyo
00:10:21Ano nagligtas?
00:10:22Apo
00:10:23Maraming salamat
00:10:24Tatanungin ko malaking utang na loob sa ito
00:10:26Upo walang anuman
00:10:27Excuse me, excuse me pa
00:10:29Parang ngayon lang po kayo nagkita at nagkakilala
00:10:32E siya po ang girlfriend ng kapatid ninyo
00:10:36At malapit na po silang ikasal
00:10:44Uy!
00:10:45Ano pinay na mo dito?
00:10:47Pa'y pinatula ka nito?
00:10:50Mayroon lang ako na
00:10:52Bilib na bilib ako sa'yo ha?
00:10:53Nagbahala ka sa'kin?
00:10:54Ang talaga po hindi nang babae
00:10:56Napakaganda!
00:11:01Ako nga pala si Jack
00:11:03Mga likot
00:11:04Ako si Claudia Bulok
00:11:08Excuse me the mga likots
00:11:11Tapos na po kasi yung visiting hour
00:11:13So, pwede pong bumalik na lang po kayo bukas
00:11:16Sandali, hindi nyo naiintindihan eh
00:11:18Eh, kapatid ko hindi nakakatulog nang hindi ko katabi eh
00:11:20Eh, tulog nga po yan eh
00:11:22Yung nga po problema, comatose
00:11:23Yung problema po natin, hindi nga magising
00:11:26Sir, hindi nga po pwede matulog dito
00:11:28Sir, naiintindihan nyo po ba, coma?
00:11:30Ano po yung coma?
00:11:31Pagalan
00:11:31Oo, pare ka dyan
00:11:32Hindi nga po, thank you
00:11:34Oye!
00:11:34Oye!
00:11:35Ay, ang dito ng pintuan
00:11:36Ano po yung sanya?
00:11:38Sanya magbukit pa yun
00:11:40Sumama ka na sa'kin
00:11:41Punta tayo sa dagat-dagat
00:11:42Ang doon sa bahayin namin
00:11:43Pakikilala ka doon sa mga kaibigan ko
00:11:45Ha?
00:11:46Ah, ah, ah
00:11:47Ano?
00:11:48Ano?
00:11:49Ako?
00:11:49Ako na pong bahala sa pasyente
00:11:51Alin, alin, alin
00:11:51Alin, alin, alin, alin
00:12:05Sanya nga, ah
00:12:06Kip na nga, ah
00:12:14Bok?
00:12:15Sinihan?
00:12:16Si
00:12:16Reso po yung salan
00:12:17Dokto
00:12:18At saka yung tutor ko
00:12:20Tutor mo?
00:12:21Oo
00:12:22Emdi na, MHC pa
00:12:23Apa?
00:12:24Pamilyar po mukhaan rin sakin ah
00:12:26Oo
00:12:26Hindi ba kayo naging principal noong araw sa Andres' Booket
00:12:28Hindi kayo?
00:12:29Hindi kayo?
00:12:30I want to see it.
00:12:35I can't wait until I'm getting paid.
00:12:40I can't wait till I'm going to get paid.
00:12:42I don't know if I can't wait until I've missed it.
00:12:42Give me a hand.
00:12:43I can't wait until I have to pay.
00:12:44Okay.
00:12:45Come on.
00:12:45Come on.
00:12:46Come on.
00:12:47Let's go, come on.
00:12:48Come on.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:50Come on.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:55Anong problema?
00:12:57Si Espy.
00:12:58Si Espy?
00:12:59Ayan na!
00:13:00Si Espy's byuda!
00:13:02Oh, tama. Tama, tama ka.
00:13:03In inability.
00:13:05Minastead ako eh.
00:13:06Binastead ka ni Espy's byuda!
00:13:08Napakagilang mong lalaki.
00:13:09There's a problem.
00:13:10Secret lang katapad dun, taka-taka-tak lang.
00:13:12Secret.
00:13:12Secret!
00:13:13Oh, secret!
00:13:15Secret lang ka, sandang kay noon?
00:13:16Ano naman hindi ako naniniwala sa'yo, oh.
00:13:18Sus!
00:13:19Kasi po nanaka-kain talaga ang Pilip.
00:13:20Son, kung ang paliwanag niya sa atin sa diskart sa babae.
00:13:23I'm not quite like this?
00:13:24Are you not even Cummings?
00:13:25Lame ng mag-chewing, kami ang hinahapong ng mga babae.
00:13:30Look, paliwanin ko nga.
00:13:32Mayroon magsalita eh.
00:13:33Paawis na pawis ko lang, ginagawang pabangon ng babae.
00:13:36Liliwana ko sa inyo, walang kayo sa manging kapit.
00:13:39Para babae lang, doon problema nyo.
00:13:41Ang problema mo sa katunayan, wala kang kapit bahay sa unang, gano'n?
00:13:45Wala kang kumot na buhay?
00:13:47Yun, sasay nun.
00:13:48Hindi mo na itatanong, ha?
00:13:51Kami mag-chewing, kaya kami napadpad dito,
00:13:53We'll be able to get out of the province.
00:13:56We'll have to go to the house,
00:13:57and there's a place where we can hide.
00:14:00We can't-do it.
00:14:02You're a little bit.
00:14:04You're a little bit too?
00:14:05I'm a little bit too.
00:14:07I'm a little bit too!
00:14:08I'm a little bit too!
00:14:09I'm going to know what I'm doing.
00:14:13We're going to take care of the women.
00:14:16This is the ESPN Viuda.
00:14:18She's got a problem.
00:14:19She's got a problem.
00:14:23That's enough!
00:14:24What's the secret?
00:14:25Why is it that he's doing?
00:14:28He's 17 people!
00:14:31He's 20 men!
00:14:33He's 20 men!
00:14:34He's 20 men!
00:14:35He's 20 men!
00:14:38It's a lot of people!
00:14:39But they're a lot of men.
00:14:41They're a lot of men!
00:14:41They're a lot of women!
00:14:41You're a lot of men.
00:14:45We're not a man, we've done a lot,
00:14:48but we're only a living.
00:14:49Why are we living, Chong?
00:14:50Let me ask you.
00:14:52Live-in is the best method of love.
00:14:57Live-in is the best method of love.
00:14:59At saka yung mga pamatay naming mga tot, ha?
00:15:02Alam mo?
00:15:02Ano yun, tot?
00:15:03Ano yun?
00:15:04Palidiwala na ko, huwag ka sagot na sagot!
00:15:05Palidiwala na ko, pala makapagkasawa ka na eh!
00:15:07Malangunyot ka na eh!
00:15:09Hintingin mo mo lang, ha?
00:15:11If there's a boy sitting beside you, ha?
00:15:14At least yun, di ko na ito.
00:15:15Kaya nga, and say I love you, don't say yes or no, and say,
00:15:18Bata pa tayo.
00:15:18If the hunter is high, then the bird can fly.
00:15:21And the bird can die.
00:15:22Of course.
00:15:23I can't.
00:15:24Kaya nyo.
00:15:25Kaya nyo?
00:15:26Sina?
00:15:26Sina?
00:15:27Sina?
00:15:28Ano sa Tagalog doon?
00:15:29Huwag ko nang pa Tagalog, mahirapan ako eh.
00:15:32Hina pala, trukera eh!
00:15:33Chiklet lang, ha?
00:15:33Chiklet!
00:15:34Chiklet, ha?
00:15:35Maka binig, ha?
00:15:36Chiklet ang pala eh.
00:15:38Chiklet, makapag-asawa na kayo.
00:15:40Pwede!
00:15:41Pwede!
00:15:42Inuulit ko.
00:15:43Chiklet, ha?
00:15:44Chiklet.
00:15:45Tulungan nyo ang kapag-asawa yan, ha?
00:15:47Okay.
00:15:51Pwede!
00:15:52Pwede!
00:15:53Pwede, ha?
00:15:54Pwede, ha?
00:15:55Pwede, ha?
00:15:55Pwede, ha?
00:15:55Pwede, ha?
00:15:56Pwede, ha?
00:15:56Saan ka pulo?
00:15:57Ay, ha?
00:15:58Tandang!
00:15:59Ay, matangin natin ang bulotin, Char.
00:16:01Mamaya na, nang nagbibri nga, nang sa nag-iangal.
00:16:05Oye, what?
00:16:06Very good, ha?
00:16:07Nag-aaral ka!
00:16:10Pwede, ha?
00:16:16Pwede, ha?
00:16:17Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.
00:16:20Long!
00:16:21Legol!
00:16:22Hey, tini, tini, tini.
00:16:24Gotong-nagutong ako.
00:16:25Bigyan mo kong makakain dyan.
00:16:26Yes, bossing.
00:16:27Anong gusto nyong kainin?
00:16:28Ah, topsilog.
00:16:29Ay, wala ako tayo yun yun.
00:16:31Wala ng topsilog.
00:16:32Wala na.
00:16:34Ah, pakaplog na lang.
00:16:36Ano yun?
00:16:37Pandesal, tapi itlog.
00:16:38Ay, wala ayun.
00:16:41Wala.
00:16:41Wala.
00:16:42Wala tayo.
00:16:42Ay, sige, yung favorite ko na lang.
00:16:44Leng wadiwet po wad.
00:16:47Wala.
00:16:47Wala rin.
00:16:48Medium rail.
00:16:49Wala nga.
00:16:51Wala.
00:16:52Wala.
00:16:52Anong klas yung restaurant to?
00:16:55Wala sila kahit na ano.
00:16:57Simpleng pagkain. Wala.
00:16:58Alam mo, dapat magsara na kayo.
00:17:01Oo nga.
00:17:01Wala kayong kakwenta-kwenta rito.
00:17:03Ano yung mang mags, oh?
00:17:05Babaro ang tinulupit.
00:17:06Ay, gutom na gutom ang tao.
00:17:07Wala kayong mapagay na pagkain.
00:17:09Alam mo, kung...
00:17:10Alam mo, sabihin mo dyan sa amo mo,
00:17:13isara na to.
00:17:14Ha?
00:17:15Ha?
00:17:16Isara na to.
00:17:17Baguhin, ha?
00:17:18Nagbibilaran pa kayo.
00:17:19Kunyara dito.
00:17:19Alam ang tao.
00:17:20Kalikan ito.
00:17:20No, kalikan.
00:17:22Alam mo, itong gawin natin, ha?
00:17:23Suggestion lang.
00:17:24Suggestion.
00:17:25Para kumita tayo ng konti.
00:17:27Pamukha nito.
00:17:27Yan, ha?
00:17:28Okay, okay.
00:17:28Eh, ito, hindi nyo napapakilabangan to.
00:17:30Wala naglalaro.
00:17:31You think so?
00:17:31Wala naglalaro.
00:17:33Lagyan nyo ng kortina to.
00:17:35Ha?
00:17:35Gawin yung kwarto.
00:17:37Oo.
00:17:37Meron yung short time.
00:17:38Malaki.
00:17:39Labuanit.
00:17:39Labuanit.
00:17:41Ganun lang.
00:17:42At saka ito, Toto.
00:17:44Yung istob nyo.
00:17:45Toto.
00:17:45Wala naman kayo niluluto.
00:17:46Ha?
00:17:47Gawin nyo ng pulinaria to.
00:17:49Sabi nyo sa kanya.
00:17:50Tapos yung istob nyo,
00:17:51yung parang krematorium.
00:17:54Doble kita pa.
00:17:55Sa madaling araw, gawaan ng pandisan.
00:17:57Lagi mahinit pa yan.
00:17:58Oh, mahinit.
00:17:59Sa gabi, yan ang libing, ha?
00:18:03Hello?
00:18:05Jack!
00:18:07Ah, si Ma'amags.
00:18:09Sandali lang, ha?
00:18:10Ma'amags!
00:18:11Ma'amags!
00:18:11Where's si Jack?
00:18:12Kaya, kaya, kaya.
00:18:14Kaya, kaya.
00:18:14Kaya.
00:18:15Kaya.
00:18:16Kaya.
00:18:17Kaya.
00:18:17Hello, Jack.
00:18:18Oh.
00:18:20Ha?
00:18:23Ano?
00:18:24Wait.
00:18:25Kaya.
00:18:26Kaya.
00:18:26Kaya.
00:18:30Kaya.
00:18:31Kaya.
00:18:35Kaya.
00:18:36O, Max,
00:18:37are you alright?
00:18:39Ha?
00:18:40Ano?
00:18:42Naputol any line, eh?
00:18:43Katawad dosa ulit.
00:18:44Wala ko na.
00:18:45Eh, nawalay eh?
00:18:46Hindi ko na integration nga sabi eh.
00:18:48Ha?
00:18:49Sampangiti ko mattay.
00:18:50O, ay.
00:18:51A dot, a dot, a dot.
00:18:52O.
00:18:53Jack!
00:18:53O, naputul, eh?
00:18:54Kaya sa na.
00:18:55Hindi pa na intent decision eh.
00:18:56Ano ya?
00:18:56No, no, no.
00:19:01Anou?
00:19:03Tutu, Ben!
00:19:13Tegijakh.
00:19:28Mags?
00:19:30Mags, what's going to happen to Jack?
00:19:33It's not going to happen to Jack. It's boring.
00:19:37But I don't know what to say to you.
00:19:40What's that, Mags?
00:19:43I hope you'll be able to see you soon.
00:19:51C.M. Boy.
00:19:53C.M. Boy?
00:19:56Oh, oh.
00:20:00C.M.
00:20:01C.M. Boy.
00:20:05C.M. Boy?
00:20:10C.M. Boy.
00:20:21C.M. Boy?
00:20:23Oh, it's going to be a hospital.
00:20:24No, no, no.
00:20:27Hey!
00:20:28Did you hear that?
00:20:32Did you hear that?
00:20:36Hello?
00:20:42Hey guys, friends!
00:20:44This is my friends!
00:20:50Wait a minute, we'll get hot.
00:20:56No, we'll go back to the United States.
00:20:57Ah, where are you?
00:20:59Galing States.
00:21:01They're going to go to the employee.
00:21:03They're going to go to the employee.
00:21:05They're going to go to the employee.
00:21:07They're going to go to the employee.
00:21:09Why don't you introduce yourself?
00:21:11This is Claudia.
00:21:13Hi guys.
00:21:14Claudia?
00:21:15Yes, my name is Claudia.
00:21:18By the way, I'm Long Hino. Long for sure, okay?
00:21:20Hi, Long.
00:21:24You're very pregnant.
00:21:26What?
00:21:27Pregnant.
00:21:28You're popular.
00:21:29Pregnant.
00:21:30Pregnant.
00:21:30Pregnant.
00:21:32By the way, your employee and you are...
00:21:37Gusto?
00:21:38Gusto.
00:21:39Excuse me.
00:21:41Excuse me.
00:21:42What's in English?
00:21:44Gusto?
00:21:45Gusto.
00:21:46Sausage.
00:21:47Gusto sausage.
00:21:48Gusto.
00:21:49Gusto.
00:21:50Why employee sausage?
00:21:53What?
00:21:54Gusto.
00:21:55Why employee sausage?
00:21:55What is he trying to keep coming?
00:21:56I mean to say, employee is your sausage.
00:21:58Gusto.
00:21:59Gusto.
00:22:00Gusto.
00:22:01Pak.
00:22:02I pick.
00:22:03Pick.
00:22:04Pick.
00:22:05Pick.
00:22:05Pick.
00:22:06Pick.
00:22:07Pick.
00:22:10Ah, oh.
00:22:14Why?
00:22:15What's wrong with them, boy?
00:22:17Yes.
00:22:18I think he's cute.
00:22:19Yeah, yeah.
00:22:19He's my brother, yeah?
00:22:20So you are Balik Bayan?
00:22:22Yes, I am.
00:22:23And you have a box.
00:22:24You have a box?
00:22:25Yes, box.
00:22:26Box.
00:22:27You mean to say Balik Bayan box?
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:29I've been to the States.
00:22:31Where there?
00:22:33In America.
00:22:37Somewhere there.
00:22:38Where in America exactly?
00:22:39I mean, we don't know.
00:22:42We went overall.
00:22:44Yes, yes.
00:22:45Sa city mismo.
00:22:46Ah.
00:22:47City mismo.
00:22:48That's right now.
00:22:49Okay, so going back to Empoy.
00:22:52Empoy is cute.
00:22:54Yeah.
00:22:55What about me?
00:22:56I'm also cute.
00:22:57What?
00:22:58Yeah, actually you remind me of...
00:23:01I used to watch this before.
00:23:03Look at Hollywood.
00:23:04What's that?
00:23:06From...
00:23:06Cafeteria Aroma.
00:23:08Oh.
00:23:09In Texas.
00:23:10Aping daldas!
00:23:12Aping daldas!
00:23:15Aping daldas!
00:23:16Aping daldas!
00:23:17Aping daldas!
00:23:17Aping daldas!
00:23:17Hi babes!
00:23:19What do you think of me?
00:23:21Oh!
00:23:23You know?
00:23:24You look so lovable and huggable.
00:23:27You look so cute!
00:23:28Sabi daw ng taong Bayan,
00:23:30Ita mukha po si Joko.
00:23:34Tayo mo ko dyan!
00:23:35Nob!
00:23:37Please!
00:23:38Paen kita dyan eh!
00:23:40What did you say?
00:23:41Si Paen!
00:23:42Bingay!
00:23:43Oh!
00:23:44Babay yan eh!
00:23:45Bakasan na lang nga!
00:23:46Bisitsa natin yan!
00:23:47Girlfriend name po yan!
00:23:49Toko muna!
00:23:50Toko muna!
00:23:50Ito ulap!
00:23:52Hindi naman maiksiyun pa ni Dagula!
00:23:55Oh!
00:23:56Tingnan po!
00:23:56Abot na lupa!
00:23:57Oh!
00:23:58Again!
00:23:59Talk about...
00:24:00Herself!
00:24:01An employee!
00:24:03Did you...
00:24:05Are you planning to...
00:24:07To ride the airplane?
00:24:11To go there?
00:24:13Eh eh!
00:24:13In the States?
00:24:14In the States?
00:24:15Yes!
00:24:16Ah!
00:24:17Soon maybe!
00:24:19But it's kinda late!
00:24:21Oh!
00:24:21It's kinda late!
00:24:22The little candle!
00:24:24It's kinda late!
00:24:24Where is the candle?
00:24:26In the States?
00:24:27I need to go na dahil...
00:24:28Malilate na ako!
00:24:29So...
00:24:30Muna na kami!
00:24:31Ah!
00:24:32Okay?
00:24:32Sige ah!
00:24:33Nananagalog ka rin pala!
00:24:34Ang pinahirapan ko!
00:24:35Maraming mag-tagalog!
00:24:37Sige!
00:24:37Bye!
00:24:38Sige ah!
00:24:44Mags?
00:24:45Hmm?
00:24:46Pwede ba akong mag-tanong sa inyo?
00:24:49Pwede!
00:24:50Huwag lang i-spelling at saka mat!
00:24:53Okay!
00:24:56Ahm...
00:24:58Kasi alam nyo...
00:24:59Ahm...
00:24:59Totoo bang...
00:25:01Merong girlfriend na si Empoy?
00:25:05Hmm?
00:25:09Totoo!
00:25:11Ahm...
00:25:11Ahm...
00:25:11At saka...
00:25:12Ang alam ko nga...
00:25:13Magpapakasana sila eh!
00:25:14Hmm?
00:25:15Pero teka muna...
00:25:17Eh anong bang pakialam mo...
00:25:19Kung may girlfriend siya at may...
00:25:20Magpapakasana siya?
00:25:21Bakit kinatanong yan?
00:25:24Mags...
00:25:25Nasabihin ko ito sa inyo pero...
00:25:28Eh...
00:25:28Kasi alam nyo...
00:25:32Ahm...
00:25:32Alam nyo, Mag Mags ito...
00:25:34Matagal ko na itong sikreto sa buhay ko eh!
00:25:39Sana, Mag Mags...
00:25:40Sa inyo lang ito...
00:25:42I-share kung...
00:25:44Kung hindi niya pagkakalat, Mag Mags, oh!
00:25:48Sana...
00:25:49Kung talagang...
00:25:51Mapagkakatiwalaan ko kayo, oh!
00:25:53Or what?
00:25:54Diba?
00:25:56Kaya ni Mag Mags...
00:25:57Can I exhaust you?
00:25:58As friend?
00:26:00I-I mean...
00:26:02Can I?
00:26:04Mag Mags, please tell me...
00:26:06Pwede ba kitang pagkatiwalaan?
00:26:09Dini...
00:26:11Kung pagkakatiwalaan lang nang ang pag-uusapan natin eh...
00:26:15Kung si Andres Bonifacio napagkatiwalaan ang taong bayan...
00:26:20Kung si Lapu-Lapu...
00:26:23Napagkatiwalaan ang taong bayan...
00:26:26Ako pa kaya?
00:26:27If you're a true friend, Mag Mag...
00:26:29Thank you!
00:26:30Okay?
00:26:30Makakaasa ka?
00:26:31Ano yun?
00:26:32Sabihin mo sa akin ng sikreto mo?
00:26:33Secret ha?
00:26:34Secret lang.
00:26:35Kasi ni Mag...
00:26:37Hindi pagtingin lang kay M.Poy...
00:26:42Ha?
00:26:44Hindi ko masyadong narinig eh...
00:26:46Pakilakas mo nga ng konti...
00:26:48Ano yung narinig?
00:26:49Hindi eh...
00:26:50May pagtingin ako kay M.Poy!
00:26:52Okay?
00:26:52May pagtingin!
00:26:53Mahal ko siya!
00:26:54Nalwito ka sa puso ko!
00:26:56Paan?
00:26:56Pag gusto ko malinig!
00:26:58Ano pa?
00:26:59Hindi!
00:27:00Mamay!
00:27:00Manginakon ka!
00:27:01Dini!
00:27:01Dini!
00:27:04Manginakon ka!
00:27:07Manginakon ka!
00:27:17Manginakon ka!
00:27:29Yung Laborin na hindi mo eh...
00:27:32Ayro!
00:27:32Ayo ini damal!
00:27:37Max!
00:27:38Ito, ito!
00:27:40Saging!
00:27:41Tinapay!
00:27:42Ulam!
00:27:42Danin!
00:27:43Dami na na.
00:27:44Ibigay mo niyang kay M.Poy ha?
00:27:45I told you to eat it so that it's easier to get rid of it.
00:27:50Oh, Nadia.
00:27:52It's so good to eat it,
00:27:53because it's not easy to eat it.
00:27:58Because...
00:27:59It's a coma.
00:28:01Huh?
00:28:02Na-coma?
00:28:03Na-coma?
00:28:05Na-coma?
00:28:05Tita,
00:28:07why is it not a coma?
00:28:08It's not a coma.
00:28:10I know, it's hard.
00:28:12It's not a coma.
00:28:13I don't want to eat it,
00:28:14but it's okay.
00:28:17What's that?
00:28:17It's not a coma.
00:28:18A coma.
00:28:20A coma, God.
00:28:22A coma?
00:28:24A coma, God.
00:28:25You're a coma.
00:28:27A coma?
00:28:27That's what you use for sentences.
00:28:29You're a coma.
00:28:31It's not a coma.
00:28:33It's a coma.
00:28:33You're a bit sad.
00:28:34You're a bit mad.
00:28:34No, it's not a coma.
00:28:37Listen.
00:28:38No, it's a coma.
00:28:41It's a coma.
00:28:42A coma.
00:28:43It's not a coma.
00:28:43No, no.
00:28:44No, I'm not.
00:28:46You're a bit sad at rocks.
00:28:47You're a bit mad.
00:28:50You're a bit sad,
00:28:50what's that?
00:28:51It's not a coma.
00:28:53It's not a coma.
00:29:06This is the EMPO card, and this is for the EMPO, I'll give it to Jack.
00:29:12Isn't that a card for us?
00:29:15No.
00:29:16Is that a card for us?
00:29:17No, but...
00:29:18It's not a card for us.
00:29:20But it's okay.
00:29:24This time, our secret is our secret.
00:29:28Oh, Gina.
00:29:30I'm not going to go to the hospital for the EMPO?
00:29:34I don't know, Mags, because I'm busy now.
00:29:37Finals namin.
00:29:38Hey, Gina.
00:29:39If you love a person, you'll have a problem with any other people.
00:29:43No, Mags.
00:29:45You need to study.
00:29:46You know, Gina?
00:29:49If you love a person, you'll have a single person,
00:29:54what you need to do for her.
00:29:56I'm really happy with you, Tinie.
00:29:58You know?
00:29:59It's so fast to recover from her heartbreak.
00:30:02You know?
00:30:03It's true.
00:30:04I'm a sports.
00:30:07And...
00:30:08I'm not sure.
00:30:10I'm not sure.
00:30:11I'm not sure.
00:30:11I'm not sure about the EMPO.
00:30:13You know, Tinie?
00:30:14You know, Mags.
00:30:16You know, Tinie?
00:30:17At kung ako ikaw, maghanap ka na lang ng iba.
00:30:20Napakarami naman magagandang lalaki dyan, no?
00:30:25At saka, ano?
00:30:26Tinie?
00:30:26Anyway, Miss Pig, mga...
00:30:28Hello, hi, Tinie.
00:30:29Oh, alam namin yun.
00:30:30Sandali, Tinie.
00:30:31Eh kung sana, sinabi mo sa'kin yan, maaga-aga pa,
00:30:33di sana nagawa mo kaming tulay at maayos yung ano mo na yan.
00:30:36Ay, hindi.
00:30:38Hindi na kailangan.
00:30:39Kasi alam nyo, kaya ko naman, eh.
00:30:41Sigurado kang kaya mo yan.
00:30:42Kaya ko?
00:30:43Pa!
00:30:43Diba?
00:30:44Kaya ko sa'yon.
00:30:45Kaya ko na.
00:30:50Ayo ko, kaya ko.
00:30:51Kaya ko!
00:30:55Kaya ko!
00:30:56himlala, hindi mo ang matikapang up ziehen sa'kin.
00:31:00Ang sulusyon maay-lariyan kung cool ka lang.
00:31:04Nakalagyan, mo ang madi!
00:31:05Kapag sick!
00:31:06Kapag kapigil sa'kin!
00:31:15Hey!
00:31:16Hey!
00:31:18I'm so sorry to have a look at you.
00:31:20I'm not going to be able to help you.
00:31:23Hey!
00:31:24Hey!
00:31:24Hey!
00:31:24Hey!
00:31:24Hey!
00:31:25Hey!
00:31:25Hey!
00:31:29Why?
00:31:33Why?
00:31:34Why?
00:31:34I'm dyingoko!
00:31:36Why?
00:31:36Why are you deadそれは?
00:31:37I'm down to control your choice!
00:31:40I can't believe anyone can error!
00:31:44Plementi are on the phone statt.
00:31:45I've never fed my child.
00:31:46Come on, Tarry!
00:31:50Why can't you dunno?
00:31:52Man, what do I mean?!
00:31:53It's OK?
00:31:54Are we together?
00:31:55On my own way changes?
00:31:58Oh!
00:31:59No, eh!
00:32:01It's OK!
00:32:03Please be a beautiful life.ان
00:32:06yun ba? You
00:32:07can't finish everything with a man. I
00:32:10don't have a house with anything. I
00:32:11don't know. I
00:32:11will kill you. I'll
00:32:13let him kill you. Sige!
00:32:17Please! I'll
00:32:19kill you.
00:32:19I won't kill you.
00:32:20okay! Tell us, tell
00:32:22us.
00:32:23You're one of your whole
00:32:24life. do you love us? Let's
00:32:29give you a hug.
00:32:30My God, what is that?
00:32:31Ah, ay!
00:32:33Ah!
00:32:35Oh!
00:32:35Oh, awan nyo nga ako.
00:32:37Napakahilat kausap ang dibdib mo.
00:32:39Mama!
00:32:40Mama!
00:32:43Mama!
00:32:45Masarap na mabuhay.
00:32:46Masarap na magpapakamatay.
00:32:49Dito!
00:32:49Ito!
00:32:50Hindi tama yung ginagawa mo, Tili.
00:32:52Let's go!
00:32:53Oya!
00:32:56Tili.
00:32:57Tili.
00:32:58Tili.
00:32:59Ah!
00:33:00Hindi tama yung ginagawa mo.
00:33:02Ah!
00:33:03Ah!
00:33:06Kailangan pigi na sa Tili.
00:33:07Tinday!
00:33:08Ayoko!
00:33:09Ayoko!
00:33:10Ayoko!
00:33:11Ayoko!
00:33:12Ayoko!
00:33:13Ayoko!
00:33:13Ayoko!
00:33:14Ayoko!
00:33:15Ayoko!
00:33:16Ah!
00:33:17Ah!
00:33:19Tama na yan!
00:33:20Ah!
00:33:21Ayoko!
00:33:22Ayoko!
00:33:23Ayoko!
00:33:24Ayoko!
00:33:25Bakit?
00:33:26Nung,
00:33:27Ayoko!
00:33:27Tignakamat ka.
00:33:29Isang babae ito.
00:33:32Kasi silamagpakamatay!
00:33:33Ah!
00:33:33Ayoko ang batatang buhay!
00:33:34Tama!
00:33:35Oo!
00:33:35Tinaramat ko lang.
00:33:36Isang tere!
00:33:37Ayoko niyinipit!
00:33:38Ano pa nalaya?
00:33:39Iya!
00:33:39Ipapakamat, long.
00:33:42Ipapakamatay ka nga ba?
00:33:43Oo!
00:33:44Hindi pa alam na yung isang alam ang buhay!
00:33:46Huwag mong langsakta ng tatawin mo!
00:33:47Ang tingas ang ulo mo!
00:33:48Yes!
00:33:49Mom!
00:33:50Mom!
00:33:51Mom!
00:33:57Mom!
00:33:58Mom!
00:33:58Mom!
00:34:01Mommy!
00:34:02Mom!
00:34:05Mom!
00:34:06Mom!
00:34:07Mom!
00:34:08What?
00:34:09What?
00:34:11What?
00:34:11Why don't you die?
00:34:13Mom.
00:34:13I'm going to piss you off.
00:34:14I'm going to piss you off.
00:34:17I don't want to go.
00:34:19I'm going to go.
00:34:20Come on.
00:34:21Come on.
00:34:23Can you do it?
00:34:25Come on.
00:34:30You guys are so good.
00:34:33We're going to be a life.
00:34:35We're just like this.
00:34:37Morashy Park.
00:34:39You're so good.
00:34:40You like the mountain bike?
00:34:43I'm so good.
00:34:45Books. How about books?
00:34:47Books!
00:34:48You like the books?
00:34:49I want a book.
00:34:51Suspense.
00:34:54Hardy Boys.
00:34:55Hardy Boys.
00:34:56It's a complete collection.
00:34:58I'm going to buy it.
00:35:01I'm going to read it.
00:35:02I'm also going to read it.
00:35:04But all of them are in the game.
00:35:06No kidding.
00:35:08Yeah, all of them are a boxer.
00:35:11You're a boxer.
00:35:12You're a boxer.
00:35:12You're a boxer.
00:35:13You're a boxer.
00:35:14You're a boxer.
00:35:16You're a boxer.
00:35:17You're a boxer.
00:35:20Why not?
00:35:22We can't even go.
00:35:23Yeah, we can't even go.
00:35:23I don't know.
00:35:25So, what's the name?
00:35:26I just hope I'm going to be the first ticket to me.
00:35:29What?
00:35:30That's what I want.
00:35:30I don't want to go.
00:35:33I want to do that.
00:35:34I want to smile, please.
00:35:35Oh, I didn't like it.
00:35:38I didn't find anything to look like.
00:35:39I don't want to see anything like that.
00:35:41Actually, I don't want to.
00:35:43I'm here for you now.
00:35:44You're not able to do it.
00:35:47Oh, no! I don't want to.
00:35:49I don't want to be nervous.
00:35:50I don't want to see anything.
00:35:52No, it's not even me.
00:35:55I don't want to see anything else.
00:35:57I don't want to see anything.
00:35:57Let's go.
00:35:57I don't know.
00:36:05I'm going to take it.
00:36:07I'll take it.
00:36:08Wait, wait.
00:36:09What are you doing?
00:36:09I'll take the diplomats.
00:36:11Hello!
00:36:15You're eating the same thing?
00:36:17Yes.
00:36:19I'm eating the same thing.
00:36:22Excuse me, Jack.
00:36:24Can we talk?
00:36:25What's up?
00:36:27First of all, I want to be sorry
00:36:29because I haven't met you before.
00:36:32You know, I'm busy now.
00:36:34No, I'm okay.
00:36:35I don't care.
00:36:37Wait, wait, wait.
00:36:40Wait, wait.
00:36:40Wait, wait.
00:36:43I'm just a friend.
00:36:45I hope you don't want to be close to Claudia
00:36:48because I'm going to be angry with you.
00:36:53I'm going to be angry with you.
00:36:55I don't care.
00:36:55I don't care.
00:36:57I'm sorry.
00:36:59I'm sorry.
00:37:00I'm sorry.
00:37:04Hi, dude.
00:37:06This is for you.
00:37:08Coffee, compliments for you.
00:37:12At the house, Yaman.
00:37:16Dude,
00:37:17of the house.
00:37:19Coffee,
00:37:21clean the house.
00:37:25Try it, please.
00:37:26Thank you but no thanks.
00:37:28It's getting late na rin eh.
00:37:30Jack, I think we better lose.
00:37:32That's why.
00:37:33Love Jack, love Jack.
00:37:34Me.
00:37:34Si Gina nga pala.
00:37:36Kaibiga ko, kaibiga ko.
00:37:38Gina, mauna na kami ah.
00:37:40Halika na.
00:37:41Jesse.
00:37:42Sinabi ko sa'yo ah.
00:37:43Hehehe.
00:37:51Hehehe.
00:37:51I'm not sure.
00:37:53Huh?
00:37:54Ano?
00:37:54Makaos tala niya,
00:37:55sobusi.
00:37:55Dapat talaga da alright natin si Dick no Masho, di ba?
00:38:02Ah…
00:38:04Excuse me lang kasi…
00:38:05Ano nalagay mo sa kape?
00:38:08Um…
00:38:09Huh?
00:38:09Can you see what they were playing?
00:38:18Get him off the train.
00:38:21What a please?
00:38:22Aren't you dressed like this?
00:38:24The hat of the man . . .
00:38:27The woman in the world,
00:38:29The girl is so happy to see you in the world.
00:38:30What is the case about you?
00:38:30That's why I already won.
00:38:32This is my mom.
00:38:34is you are dead.
00:38:34I come to and pray for our lives.
00:38:37Don't see you . . .
00:38:37You are like, little primo.
00:38:38Huh?
00:38:39At parang alam na alam yung baraha ko eh.
00:38:41No, tila nyo, parang nagbibintang kayo.
00:38:44Si naman, parang nagtatakan lang ako.
00:38:46Huh?
00:38:47Buwinas lang kami ngayon.
00:38:48Buwinas?
00:38:49Oh, isa nga pala?
00:38:50Eh, minsan lang pumunta rito at nagtukwala si EMPOY.
00:38:54Saan ba si EMPOY ngayon?
00:38:55Ano sa BIP?
00:38:57Ano sa BIP? Ano yan? Croke?
00:38:59Ano sa BIP?
00:39:00Ah, nasa ICO pala.
00:39:03ICO?
00:39:03Oo.
00:39:04Bakit ganun ba kagrabe yung sakit niya?
00:39:06Hindi naman gano'n.
00:39:07Sa isang banday, mainam na rin yung ando siya.
00:39:09Maaaring nga, magtagal pa siya ron.
00:39:10Eh, bakit naman?
00:39:11Eh, para sa tong ita na dito.
00:39:13Naka-airco na tayo, kama pa.
00:39:15Sa bagay, tama yan, ha?
00:39:18Saan mo nga ng konti yung pangamasahin mo?
00:39:21Masyadong malamya eh.
00:39:22Parang hindi kita binibigyan ng lagay dyan eh.
00:39:24Oo, sige, sige.
00:39:25At mo ng konti?
00:39:26At mo pa ng konti?
00:39:27Buti pa mo, naburo tayong balita.
00:39:29Ano sa channel ko?
00:39:30Hindi TV yan, no?
00:39:31Ano ba ito?
00:39:32Hindi TV yan.
00:39:33Radio yan.
00:39:34Yeah, hard.
00:39:36...very hard.
00:39:37Lige dali.
00:39:38Dito na katawang ko eh.
00:39:41Ano ba yan?
00:39:42Ano ba yan?
00:39:42Ano ba yan?
00:39:42Ano may arit po?
00:39:43Ano may arit mo kayo?
00:39:44Ano may arit mo.
00:39:45Ano may arit mo?
00:39:46Ito and nakikita ko bang hard.
00:39:48Eh, ba sakit sa puso yan eh.
00:39:50Bakit mo lang nalagi sa katawang ko yan?
00:39:52Sorry eh, huwagyan ako hard mo.
00:39:55Ang mga arit mo.
00:39:56Okay, mga arit mo talaga?
00:39:56Oo hindi na.
00:39:57Pag namatay ako dyan kung may kasalanan na na na.
00:39:59Ulitin natin.
00:40:00You're a big one, dude.
00:40:01It's a big one.
00:40:01I'm a big one.
00:40:07It's a big one.
00:40:08I'm a big one.
00:40:11You're a big one.
00:40:12Just a little bit.
00:40:12You're great!
00:40:12It's the only one.
00:40:13Jack!
00:40:15You're at good.
00:40:17Jack didn't want it.
00:40:19There's only one.
00:40:20You know what?
00:40:21You know that's right.
00:40:21I know it's a real one.
00:40:22You know what I mean.
00:40:24He's a big one.
00:40:25He talks like this one.
00:40:27You're watching him all right.
00:40:29What's that?
00:40:33What's that?
00:40:34It's vitamins!
00:40:35What's the vitamins?
00:40:37It's a urine test!
00:40:38It's a employee!
00:40:40It's a waste!
00:40:43You're going to be a baby!
00:40:44Why?
00:40:46Why?
00:40:47Why?
00:40:47Why?
00:40:48Why?
00:40:49Why?
00:40:51Why?
00:40:52Why?
00:41:02Why?
00:41:03Why?
00:41:05Why?
00:41:05Why?
00:41:07That's not a lie.
00:41:07I'm not going to lose my baby.
00:41:11Why?
00:41:12Are you going to get a lie?
00:41:12You're not going to lie.
00:41:15I don't understand what happened.
00:41:17I'm not going to be a fool.
00:41:18I'm not going to be a fool.
00:41:19I'm not going to be a fool.
00:41:22I'll just give you a card here.
00:41:24Okay, okay.
00:41:25Let's go.
00:41:26That's it.
00:41:28That's it.
00:41:33That's it.
00:41:34Ready?
00:41:37What's up?
00:41:37What's up?
00:41:38What's up?
00:41:39What's up?
00:41:39What's up, how are you going to be a fool?
00:41:41I'm going to die!
00:41:43What?
00:41:45What's up?
00:41:46What's up?
00:41:47What is this?
00:41:47It's a little thing for you to have to wait.
00:41:49You're going to be a fool.
00:41:52You're going to be a fool.
00:41:54You can't do it.
00:41:55We'll bring you a doctor here.
00:41:56We'll do it.
00:41:58Okay, let's go.
00:41:58Okay, let's go.
00:42:00Come on.
00:42:03Okay.
00:42:03Come on.
00:42:04Come on.
00:42:04Come on.
00:42:06Come on.
00:42:07Come on!
00:42:08Come on!
00:42:10What do you mean to CUI?
00:42:12CUI?
00:42:13What's that?
00:42:13It's on the right side.
00:42:14What's CUI?
00:42:16MCU.
00:42:17MCU.
00:42:18Is that what's the name?
00:42:19It's the GMA.
00:42:20GMA!
00:42:21Let's go right there.
00:42:22We are going to win.
00:42:24We will win.
00:42:26You're going to win.
00:42:27You're going to win.
00:42:28You're going to win.
00:42:29You're going to win.
00:42:31We'll win.
00:42:32We'll win.
00:42:32Wait.
00:42:32We'll win.
00:42:33We'll win.
00:42:33Let's go!
00:42:35Okay, I'm here!
00:42:37I'm here to go!
00:42:50You can't see me!
00:42:52You can't see me!
00:42:55You can't see me!
00:42:56You can't see me!
00:43:02You can't see me!
00:43:04You can't see me!
00:43:32You can't see me!
00:43:37You can't see me!
00:43:42You can't see me!
00:43:44Huh?
00:43:45Nakita?
00:43:46Depitado?
00:43:48Tempo ay mukhang may insomnia.
00:43:50Insomnia?
00:43:50Ani yun!
00:43:51Ang insomnia di ba pagkatulog?
00:43:53Ah, yun nawala ng ulirat!
00:43:54Ah, nawala ng ulirat!
00:43:55Oo, oh!
00:43:56Anamid!
00:43:56Wala, dali mo!
00:43:57Wala yung dalawa!
00:43:58Amnesia!
00:44:00Sino siya?
00:44:02Sino siya?
00:44:03Amnesia!
00:44:03Amnesia!
00:44:04Alamit ba yung Indonesia?
00:44:05Sino!
00:44:07Amnesia!
00:44:08Ay nakakalibo?
00:44:09Oo, oo!
00:44:10Oo, oo!
00:44:11Oo, oo!
00:44:12Eh, natataka naman ako rito eh!
00:44:15May lagnat na!
00:44:16Mukhang gusto pong mag-escuba diving!
00:44:19Oo, oo!
00:44:24Oo, oo!
00:44:26Alam mo, dapat sabihin mo na kay Jack na magiging tatay na si Empoy!
00:44:30Wow!
00:44:31Meron ng babies ko yung Empoy!
00:44:33At saka meron na rin akong kalaro!
00:44:35Yung ako nga sabihin, wrong timing!
00:44:38Nakita mo na nga namumoblema yung tao dahil nang homo ba rin si Empoy?
00:44:41Tapos sasabihin ko pa magkakaanak si Empoy, hindi nasiraan na yun ng ulo!
00:44:45Pero alam mo, pabor talaga sa'yo pag sinabi mo yung totoo!
00:44:49Paano naman magiging pabor sa'kin yun?
00:44:51Ganito yun ah!
00:44:52Pag nalaman ni Jack na magiging tatay na si Empoy,
00:44:55pipilitin niyang makasal si Claudia at saka si Empoy!
00:44:59Masasala mo na si Jack, di ba?
00:45:00Yun naman yung gusto mo!
00:45:01Oo, kaya lang friends na kami ni Claudia eh!
00:45:04Ayoko naman sarain yung promise ko sa kanya!
00:45:07Eh, naku!
00:45:09Ah, napaka-exciting nung chisnisa natin dyan ah!
00:45:12Pwede mo mag-share related ba?
00:45:14Wala ba?
00:45:15Wala ba?
00:45:16Wala!
00:45:17Ang meron niya pa eh!
00:45:18Hindi!
00:45:19Masarap ba ito?
00:45:20Sige!
00:45:22Ano na gawin natin?
00:45:24Well, ang wala nating dapat gawin ay bigyan natin ng sapat na oras si Empoy!
00:45:30Huwag natin pipilitin na bumalik ang kanyang memorya dahil unti-unti naman babalik yan!
00:45:36Pero pag pinilit natin yan, baka bigla nalang mawalang tuluyan, di ba?
00:45:41Tama!
00:45:42Tama!
00:45:43Kamusta na po si Empoy?
00:45:46Okay lang!
00:45:47Kaya lang may amnesa na konti!
00:45:50Hey!
00:45:51May baby na si Empoy!
00:45:53Ano, ano, ano?
00:45:54Ang kako!
00:45:55Magiging dal...
00:45:56Wala!
00:45:58Gina!
00:45:59Ano ang pinagsasabihin niya?
00:46:01Wala!
00:46:02Wala!
00:46:03Wala!
00:46:03Wala!
00:46:03Ay nako, Gina!
00:46:04Ba't ayaw mo pang sabihin sa kanila yung totoo?
00:46:07Ano?
00:46:07Ano?
00:46:08Magiging tatay na po si Empoy!
00:46:10Pupil na po si Claudia!
00:46:11Ano?
00:46:12Yan!
00:46:13Si Empoy!
00:46:14Saka mo natin ko na!
00:46:15Siguran natin ang ama diyan?
00:46:16Opo!
00:46:17O paano magayari yun na yan nagtipilin si Empoy?
00:46:20Oo nga!
00:46:21Dito nga siya buhay bilir!
00:46:25Bakit hindi ako?
00:46:26Oo
00:46:27Ang ibang ito niyo niyo.
00:46:31Matang ibang din na, noРИBro.
00:46:39Wala!
00:46:42Icon, Icon.
00:46:44Ay!винita!
00:46:46I'm not sure what you mean.
00:46:47Kuya, you all remember me.
00:46:51I don't remember all of you.
00:46:53I didn't remember all of you.
00:46:56Impoy, Impoy, if you remember,
00:47:00state your name, address and signature.
00:47:04You're still a grapple.
00:47:06Maybe I'm not sure what you remember.
00:47:12I'm Impoy, my little brother.
00:47:14Uy!
00:47:15At Kuya ko Jack, nangalikot din.
00:47:18Ay!
00:47:19Alam niya!
00:47:19I live at...
00:47:21Duna, number 7, Lona Street.
00:47:25Dagat-dagatan, Metro Manila.
00:47:28Doon!
00:47:30Ah...
00:47:30Deo box, 223.
00:47:32Hindi.
00:47:32Alam mo Jack, meron akong alam ng paraan dyan eh.
00:47:34Pagkaganyang may amnesya daw daw, kailangan to, inuuntog yan eh.
00:47:37Ha?
00:47:37Oo inuuntog, kinakalugaw ulo.
00:47:39Hindi na paraan pa rin.
00:47:41Kailangan ng paraan pa rin.
00:47:43Uy!
00:47:44Uy!
00:47:44Uy!
00:47:45Uy!
00:47:45Uy!
00:47:46Uy!
00:47:48Kailangan mo na siya?
00:47:49Alam!
00:47:50Hindi pa rin eh.
00:47:51Hindi pa rin eh.
00:47:53Tika, tika, tika.
00:47:54Tika, tika.
00:47:55Pakailangan mo na natin to.
00:47:56Ito.
00:47:56Sige.
00:47:57Ito, ito.
00:47:58Sige pa lang.
00:47:59Huma-elate.
00:48:00Huma-elate.
00:48:00Huma-elate.
00:48:01Kaya mo to.
00:48:05Uy!
00:48:06O yan!
00:48:06O ano?
00:48:08Nakilala mo na?
00:48:11Hindi pa rin eh.
00:48:12Huma-elate ah.
00:48:14Kailangan mo pa.
00:48:14Isi pa rin.
00:48:16Huma-elate.
00:48:17Huma-elate.
00:48:18Ay.
00:48:18O yan.
00:48:22Kailangan mo na?
00:48:27Mama.
00:48:30Nanay bala ni puto eh.
00:48:32Ano mo na?
00:48:32Ano mo na?
00:48:32Hindi.
00:48:33Uhm.
00:48:35Hindi kasi...
00:48:36May gusto akong sabihin kay alay...
00:48:38Eh boy, magiging daddy ka na!
00:48:41Ha?
00:48:42Bunta si emboy?
00:48:43Diti si emboy!
00:48:45Bunta si emboy!
00:48:46Stop aí?
00:48:47-Dali, dale-dali, dale.
00:48:48Kaya kapanya?
00:48:53Um...
00:48:55Hmmm..
00:48:56Bundes nga ako.
00:48:57Pero, let me explain lang!
00:48:59P Seku hi po!
00:49:01He!
00:49:02Masyado kayo malihim ah!
00:49:03I think I did it!
00:49:05Oh, that's right!
00:49:07Hey, why don't you leave it for me like this!
00:49:14They'll be dead!
00:49:14I'm not going to die!
00:49:17I'm not going to die!
00:49:20I'm not going to die!
00:49:23We're going to die!
00:49:25I'll go!
00:49:27I'll go!
00:49:29We're going to die!
00:49:34Okay.
00:49:34Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
00:49:42Oh, you're gonna be right there?
00:49:45Okay, first I'm not going to give an answer.
00:49:52Let's go!
00:49:52Okay, no!
00:49:52Hey!
00:49:54Hey!
00:49:54Hey!
00:49:55Hey, hey!
00:49:56Hey!
00:50:00You gotta get hurt.
00:50:02I have to say it!
00:50:03Now we did.
00:50:05You see it, you'll tell me you what happened.
00:50:09You're dead.
00:50:15You're dead.
00:50:17You're dead.
00:50:21Let's go.
00:50:22You're dead.
00:50:23Don't kill me.
00:50:24You're dead.
00:50:24We have to say it in the end.
00:50:26We have to fight the truth.
00:50:29Help us to die!
00:50:30You're the one who's raised.
00:50:31What's wrong, you're left.
00:50:33I'm a big brother.
00:50:35Don't even know.
00:50:37Let's go.
00:50:38You're the only one who's raised in my baby.
00:50:39Who's he?
00:50:39Why don't I stop me?
00:50:40Go if I don't stop!
00:50:40Hey!
00:50:46You weren't like the Eux?
00:50:49No!
00:50:52Go out!
00:50:53Go out!
00:50:56Get this out!
00:50:58Wala, wala!
00:50:59Inaawat ka!
00:51:00Inaawat ka!
00:51:00Baka mamatay!
00:51:01Eh!
00:51:02Ha?
00:51:03Wala akong merah ang huli.
00:51:04Eh, bakit may ako kagunting?
00:51:07Ako?
00:51:08Huli mo kayo!
00:51:09Paninan niyo pa ako!
00:51:10Inaarap!
00:51:10Wala akong gagawin!
00:51:12Hindi ako magpapakaratay!
00:51:14Itong gunting na to!
00:51:16Sakatlay ka lang!
00:51:16Bakit ba?
00:51:17Di na ma-affect sa'yo sweetness ko!
00:51:19Itong gunting na to!
00:51:20Gagamitin ko pag upit sa buhok ko!
00:51:24Oh!
00:51:25Wala!
00:51:26Wala man!
00:51:27Ang yun ka...
00:51:29Kaya mali na ang grinse hands!
00:51:32Ima ratong kung pa...
00:51:33Kaya bukang ngayon na deyan sa'syo at siinvest na ng mga mga.
00:51:34Ba ye mukhang hindi makakarating dito dahil si aling na dyan.
00:51:38Inaayos siop siop siop doon.
00:51:39Eh sila katiter dito eh!
00:51:41Anah?
00:51:41Anah?
00:51:42Takterer!
00:51:44Nakita ko nga, ang bang ha bumaputol di mga baboy dun.
00:51:47Inie ko lang siya.
00:51:48Mga pang natin yung judge?
00:51:50Eh!
00:51:50Hinihintay pa nga natin!
00:51:51Mukhang ito na akong.
00:51:52Ayan, ayan, ayan.
00:51:53O, ano, ano, saan na yung kakasalin.
00:51:55At may talaga rin yung pagkakasalin.
00:51:59Ay ba yung judge?
00:52:00Ako nga.
00:52:01O, ayun.
00:52:04Narito tayo ngayong lahat.
00:52:05O, kailan pong ako tayo nandito, kailan po nagtagal eh.
00:52:08Nainip kami.
00:52:12Upang saksihan, ang pag-iisang dibdib, Nina Impoy at...
00:52:16Opo.
00:52:18Claudia.
00:52:19Impoy mo, Impoy.
00:52:20Impoy.
00:52:20Impoy, opo.
00:52:23O, ngunit bago ang lahat, may gusto bang tumutul sa...
00:52:27Opo, opo.
00:52:29Tutul po ako dyan sa sautyo.
00:52:30Ola, pakaibong may saut.
00:52:32O, gumano po tayo naman yung dami.
00:52:34Eh, tingnan nyo, tingnan po.
00:52:35O, tingnan po.
00:52:36Gumanong kayo dyan.
00:52:37O, mukha kayong guryon eh.
00:52:42Maniliwala ka kasalin yan.
00:52:45Tuloy na natin ang pagpapakasal.
00:52:47Kailan po kayo, judge, gusto.
00:52:49Hindi pa, mayroong bang tumutul sa...
00:52:51Wala, o.
00:52:52Kasalin mo na.
00:52:53Kasalin mo na.
00:52:54Kasalin mo na.
00:52:55Kasalin mo.
00:52:56Kasalin mo.
00:52:56Huh?
00:52:56Huh?
00:52:57Tumututul ho ako.
00:52:58Huh?
00:53:00Huh?
00:53:01Huh?
00:53:02Huh?
00:53:03Huh?
00:53:03Huh?
00:53:03Huh?
00:53:04Huh?
00:53:19Why?
00:53:19Bala lang kami sayang Marty dahil natapasyan.
00:53:21Ay, nga, nga.
00:53:22And I saved his life.
00:53:25Huh?
00:53:25Huh?
00:53:25But because of Miss Nurse here,
00:53:30said a different story na mag-ondo kami.
00:53:34Eh, tingka, tingka, tingka.
00:53:35Bakit parang ako nasi-since?
00:53:37Eh, ikaw ang nagsabi, di ba?
00:53:38Sabi mo mahal mo to at handa kang magpakasal sa kanya.
00:53:41Oo nga.
00:53:42Oo.
00:53:42Yes, I said that because you're a sismosa, you're a bad person.
00:53:49Because I played a game, and I had a bet with my friend,
00:53:54because I was broken hearted from Steve's boyfriend,
00:53:58and I said that the first girl who was going to approach me,
00:54:03was that I was going to kill.
00:54:04Come on!
00:54:07Why didn't you buy a car?
00:54:09I didn't buy a car.
00:54:10It's like a car.
00:54:11Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:54:13I'm leaving.
00:54:14I'm leaving.
00:54:15I'm leaving.
00:54:16I'm leaving.
00:54:17I'm leaving.
00:54:18I'm leaving.
00:54:18I'm leaving.
00:54:21I'm leaving.
00:54:21I'm leaving.
00:54:22I'm leaving.
00:54:24That's why I didn't say anything to you,
00:54:28because I didn't want to touch my problem with Empoy.
00:54:36At least with me being here,
00:54:38拿Gkaroon siya ng pag-ata.
00:54:42Ayoko kayong saktan.
00:54:45Kaya lang kailangan ko na talaga sabihin.
00:54:48Nung nakita ko tong dagat-dagatan,
00:54:52nakita ko kung ganang kaya kulapit sa isa't isa.
00:54:55Na matagal ko nang minimiti kung magkaroon ng pamilya gano'n.
00:54:58I understand if you're going to be angry with me,
00:55:03but I hope you'll call me.
00:55:06And boy,
00:55:09don't forget,
00:55:10you're kind of cute.
00:55:13Yeah, that's true.
00:55:16I'm not going to call you.
00:55:20You're an essential.
00:55:30Look at this,
00:55:32You're going to have to go to the dream of me.
00:55:41I have to watch this.
00:55:42I have to wait for you?
00:55:43I'm going to have to wait for you.
00:55:45What is...
00:55:46Just wait.
00:55:48Let's try this?
00:55:49If I'm going to take care of you,
00:55:51I'm going to take care.
00:55:54Stop that.
00:55:55You're not going to take care of me.
00:55:56Lord, Lord, kunin mo na ako.
00:56:01John! John!
00:56:26Dino ka lang.
00:56:29Isha?
00:56:30Kanda sila na.
00:56:46Kanda sila na.
00:56:47Ano mo Claudia?
00:56:49Welcome na welcome, tapare sa pamilya.
00:56:52At ayun, lagi mabait ka naman sa amin.
00:56:55I've done a lot of bad things, and I've done a lot of bad things.
00:56:59Thank you, sir.
00:57:01I don't know if you're a bad thing.
00:57:02I don't know if you're a bad thing.
00:57:04I'd like to thank you for your life.
00:57:06I'd like to thank you for your life.
00:57:10Hello, Julia.
00:57:12I'm your friend, John.
00:57:13I'm your friend.
00:57:15I'm your friend.
00:57:16Will you marry me?
00:57:20I'm your friend.
00:57:25Why?
00:57:26Explain!
00:57:28It's not an example like this.
00:57:31Why would you marry me?
00:57:34Actually...
00:57:34You know what's up now?
00:57:36I'm a lot of money.
00:57:38I'm a lot of money.
00:57:39I'm a lot of money.
00:57:40I'm a lot of money.
00:57:43I'm a lot of money.
00:57:44I'm not a lot of money.
00:57:45I'm not a lot of money.
00:57:46Who is Steve?
00:57:48Well done, honey.
00:57:50Hi.
00:57:52Guys, she's Steve.
00:57:54She's my boyfriend.
00:57:57She's my baby's son.
00:58:00She's my baby's son.
00:58:01I love you.
00:58:07I'll miss you.
00:58:10Bye.
00:58:10I love you.
00:58:12I love you.
00:58:15I don't care.
00:58:16I love you.
00:58:17I love you.
00:58:21Conja,
00:58:22I have to follow this.
00:58:34What's up?
00:58:35Oh, hey.
00:58:36Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:58:38You can use the suspense, the suspense.
00:58:41You're hardy boys.
00:58:42Oh, I'm completely done.
00:58:43I'm a collection.
00:58:44I bought it.
00:58:47I'm going to read it.
00:58:48I'm going to read it.
00:58:50I'm going to read it.
00:58:51Oh, yeah.
00:58:53I love reading those kind of things.
00:58:56No kidding!
00:58:58Did you try?
00:59:00Yes.
00:59:01Yes.
00:59:02What?
00:59:02What?
00:59:02No kidding.
00:59:04Hey, and then, Nancy Drew.
00:59:08Nancy Drew?!
00:59:09Oh, you're a little one no?
00:59:10Okay.
00:59:11Please, please.
00:59:27Parpe.
00:59:28Oi.
00:59:30Is Agulian is Agulian?
00:59:35Agulian.
00:59:36Sino ka?
00:59:38What's wrong?
00:59:39That's a big deal.
00:59:41There's an insomnia.
00:59:42What's an insomnia?
00:59:43You don't have to stop.
00:59:45You don't have an ulira?
00:59:47Anemic.
00:59:49You're wrong, insomnia.
01:00:10What's wrong?
01:00:12What's wrong?
01:00:13What's wrong?
01:00:14Hey, don't worry.
01:00:16It'll be okay.
01:00:18I don't know.
01:00:19Is it Dr. Epoy?
01:00:22No.
01:00:23He's not the doctor of the patient.
01:00:25He's the doctor of the patient.
01:00:28Yes.
01:00:30No.
01:00:32No, he's the doctor of the patient.
01:00:36I'm sorry.
01:00:40I don't know.
01:00:41No.
01:00:43No.
01:00:43No.
01:00:44No.
01:00:45No.
01:00:51No.
01:00:52But first,
01:00:54do you like to be in the hospital?
01:00:56Yes, yes.
01:00:57I'm just sitting in the hospital.
01:00:59Where's my friend?
01:01:01No.
01:01:03Do you want me to go in?
01:01:06Look at you're a guru.
01:01:10Do you love me?
01:01:11I like the mood.
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