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'SNL' stars Chloe Fineman, Mikey Day, Sarah Sherman, Ashley Padilla, Jane Wickline, and James Austin Johnson test who knows one another best in this episode of Vanity Fair Game Show.
Director: Adam Lance Garcia
Director of Photography: Shirley Chan
Editor: Paul Tael
Talent: Chloe Fineman; Mikey Day; Sarah Sherman; Ashley Padilla; Jane Wickline; James Austin Johnson
Producer: Madison Coffey
Line Producer: Natasha Soto-Albors
Associate Producer: Lyla Neely
Production Manager: EmmaLee Hendrikson
Associate Production Manager: Elizabeth Hymes
Talent Booker: Jenna Caldwell
Camera Operator: Carlos Aruajo; Mar Alfonso
Gaffer: Meicen Meng
Audio Engineer: Rebecca O'Neill; Mariya Chulichkova
Production Assistant: Quinton Johnson; Tyrell McIntyre
Post Production Supervisor: Christian Olguin
Post Production Coordinator: Stella Shortino
Supervising Editor: Eduardo Araujo
Assistant Editor: Billy Ward
Senior Manager; Creative Development: Hannah Pak
Director; Creative Development: Claire Buss
Director; Content Production: Lane Williamson
Executive Director; Global Video: Ella Ruffel
Director: Adam Lance Garcia
Director of Photography: Shirley Chan
Editor: Paul Tael
Talent: Chloe Fineman; Mikey Day; Sarah Sherman; Ashley Padilla; Jane Wickline; James Austin Johnson
Producer: Madison Coffey
Line Producer: Natasha Soto-Albors
Associate Producer: Lyla Neely
Production Manager: EmmaLee Hendrikson
Associate Production Manager: Elizabeth Hymes
Talent Booker: Jenna Caldwell
Camera Operator: Carlos Aruajo; Mar Alfonso
Gaffer: Meicen Meng
Audio Engineer: Rebecca O'Neill; Mariya Chulichkova
Production Assistant: Quinton Johnson; Tyrell McIntyre
Post Production Supervisor: Christian Olguin
Post Production Coordinator: Stella Shortino
Supervising Editor: Eduardo Araujo
Assistant Editor: Billy Ward
Senior Manager; Creative Development: Hannah Pak
Director; Creative Development: Claire Buss
Director; Content Production: Lane Williamson
Executive Director; Global Video: Ella Ruffel
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00:00Do the Bob Dylan phone. Bob Dylan's phone? Yeah. On vibrate? Y'all ready for this?
00:09Hi, we're the cast of SNL. And today we're testing how well we know each other for Vanity Fair.
00:18What job was I fired from and later rehired by? Bonus, why was I fired?
00:27Bad attitude. How old were you? I was 16. Oh, restaurant, restaurant, bad attitude?
00:35I'm thinking hostann with a bullet. Hostann, people walk up and you give them an evil eye.
00:40I feel like I know this actually. Was Brandy Melville a brand when she was in high school?
00:44No, but obviously I would have worked. Of course you would have worked.
00:47American Apparel? Oh yeah, maybe it's retail. No, I was fired as a camp counselor.
00:54For hitting on the campers? No, I pantsed a boy. Oh honey, I think you're on a list somewhere.
01:01And he wasn't wearing underpants. Oh!
01:03And then a giant school bus drove by, and they were like, you can't, like,
01:08because he would lift my shirt all the time. What is happening?
01:12It was Berkeley. How old was the child?
01:14He was like six. No, it was a different time.
01:18He would be like, hey, can I have a hug? And I'd go to hug him and he'd lift my
01:22shirt like a dick.
01:22And then I was like, I'm gonna get back at you.
01:25And so we were on a hike and I was like, hey, Ollie, go look over there. It's a hawk.
01:29And he looked. And then I yanked his pants down.
01:31He wasn't wearing underwear. His little ding-a-ling was out.
01:34And then these two twins were like, Ollie, I didn't know you didn't wear underwear.
01:37And then I was fired. Why was I featured on The Late Show as a teen?
01:41Oh, I know this one. Bird calling.
01:43Bird calling? Really?
01:44It was a peafowl.
01:46A peafowl. Oh, a peafowl.
01:48I can't believe I don't know.
01:49Can you do a horse?
01:49Yeah, it was like .
01:53And then my friend went .
01:55The town I grew up in had this, like, long-standing weird tradition
02:00where the teenagers would do a bird call.
02:02And then the top three would go on David Letterman.
02:05I'm done with this Berkeley mess.
02:07Like, every time you tell us another Berkeley childhood story,
02:11I'm like, what the hell?
02:12I grew up in a Dr. Seuss planet.
02:15Which major retailer am I banned from and why?
02:18Oh, stealing from Sephora?
02:21Not, no.
02:22Wait, what? You banned from Sephora?
02:24I've been banned from Sephora.
02:26Definitely shoplifting.
02:27Forever 21.
02:28R.I.P, baby.
02:29Where would you shoplift from? How old were you then?
02:32I was, like, in my 20s.
02:33What is this life of crime that I wasn't aware of?
02:36Maybe, like, stealing granola from the granola bar at Whole Foods?
02:41Major retailer.
02:42I would guess a fancy cheese of some kind.
02:44If you're stealing from a grocery store.
02:45I don't think it's food.
02:46I'd go something that's a lot, that's a high dollar per pound.
02:49Did you steal a purse?
02:49It's not a grocery store.
02:50It's Target.
02:51I was gonna say Target.
02:53You're banned from Target?
02:53Well, I was banned from the downtown LA Target
02:56because I was returning things too much.
02:58Oh.
02:59Is your name and picture on some list?
03:02I didn't have to do the photo thing, but they're like,
03:04you have to stop.
03:05And I had, like, a talking to.
03:07If you go there now, well, they'll be like,
03:08I'm sorry, Ms. Feynman.
03:10Well, I'm blonde now, so they won't know.
03:11Right.
03:12Mmm.
03:12What was I wearing when I first met Bill Hader?
03:15Oh.
03:16Wait, started?
03:17It was my first test.
03:19Oh, your first test.
03:19And he was doing a show because it was April.
03:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:22Duct tape on your boot?
03:23Yes!
03:23Yeah!
03:24That's it?
03:25Yeah.
03:26Just duct tape on your boot?
03:27Yeah.
03:27Was this for a character?
03:28What was this for?
03:29It was Queef who became Uli, who became, I don't know, tried to pitch that lady a lot.
03:33You auditioned with the character named Queef?
03:36Yeah, Queef.
03:37And so I had a thing in my audition where I, like, wore a shirt and then I took my
03:40shirt off
03:40and I just had tape and stickers.
03:42And I was, like, putting stickers on and the door opened.
03:45And he was like, hi, I'm Bill.
03:47And he gave me this really beautiful pep talk and was like, this is such a big deal.
03:51Like, as it is, just, just to test alone.
03:53What I'm hearing in this story is that Bill didn't bang down the door and walk straight in.
03:58You said, come in.
03:59Yeah, yeah.
04:00He politely gave you a chance to, you know, adjust.
04:03Put a shirt on.
04:03And you were like.
04:04I mean, there was a lot of tape.
04:05Chloe's very com, you're very comfortable.
04:08Yeah.
04:09I have touched Chloe's boobs the most in the cast because you.
04:13That's true.
04:13You're always squeezing him.
04:14Yep.
04:15Little perv.
04:15Yep.
04:18What is my favorite cut sketch?
04:20I don't know.
04:20The animatronic Halloween robots we did.
04:24That bombed harder than anything I've ever been a part of in my life.
04:28Well, it's weird because it's, like, favorite.
04:29Have you done Claptor?
04:30Claptors.
04:31King of Claptor.
04:31Oh, yeah.
04:32Yeah, but, like, favorite because it's, it went so spectacularly bad.
04:37Oh.
04:37What about the one where we were all, like, anime characters and we were like.
04:42Pokemon?
04:43Yeah.
04:43Was it the Pokemon one that you and I wrote?
04:45Actually, you've told me about a sketch where sparklers were shooting out of a snowman's
04:50head.
04:51Did that make it to air?
04:53That was cut for time.
04:54See, you've taught, you've told me about it multiple times, which makes me feel like it's
04:58your favorite.
04:58Do you ever start laughing when it bombs so bad?
05:01Yeah, towards the end.
05:02That's when Mikey starts improvising.
05:03That's when he goes off cards.
05:05And he's tap dancing as hard as he can.
05:07Trying to salvage it.
05:08Trying to get, yeah, trying to get a little moment out of it.
05:11I wrote it down.
05:12Pokemon.
05:12Pokemon!
05:13You were in that?
05:14Yeah, I was.
05:15Did we get that?
05:15I had so much fun doing that with you.
05:16James and I wrote that too.
05:18We were live action Pokemon characters and.
05:21I had so much fun doing that because it was all the effort sounds.
05:24We love making anime effort sounds.
05:26What was the sketch?
05:27I've never found it like four gallons.
05:28American dubbed over anime.
05:30When American voice actors dub anime.
05:33It's like.
05:34Huh?
05:35Did it bomb?
05:36And so the first time we go, let's go.
05:40The audience, nothing.
05:42And we're like, that's all the sketch is.
05:43I think the audience doesn't know if they're free to laugh at it.
05:47And we're like, we're doing people who live in Burbank,
05:49who were recording this at 11 a.m. five years ago.
05:53That's what the vibe is.
05:54They're thinking about they're going to go to Porto's right after this.
05:57That's the voice that we're trying to capture.
05:58You want to know why it bombs?
05:59Y'all forgot to write me into it.
06:00What was the theme of my high school's homecoming dance?
06:04Ew.
06:05Skateboards.
06:05I was on, I was on ASB, so I had something to do with it.
06:11Orange County, right?
06:12It was speakeasy.
06:12Orange County.
06:14Now, we were on the student government, the ASB board,
06:18so we made the theme something.
06:19I'm going to guess.
06:21Golf hoes and Republicans.
06:22Now this involved like, we got to do a skit at the assembly,
06:26and we called them skits.
06:28So it's not just the dance.
06:31It was like a week long.
06:32Could you go with?
06:33Whitney Davis.
06:35I had a crush on her, she just wanted to be friends.
06:40What would it be?
06:42Spin it around.
06:43We ain't got all that.
06:44Batman?
06:45What the hell?
06:46That's cool.
06:47And the dance was a party at Wayne Manor.
06:50We got the Batmobile for our homecoming assembly.
06:53Ew, this is awful.
06:54Actually, it's winning better.
06:56Why is that awful?
06:57It's awful.
06:58What do you want?
06:59You asked me.
06:59Old Hollywood.
07:01That's what you want.
07:02Old Hollywood.
07:03Well, guess what?
07:03Batman the Animated Series was Art Deco, so that's an aesthetic.
07:07Mine was Art Deco.
07:08Actually, even Michelle Pfeiffer wants to call.
07:11Which host was the hardest to write for?
07:13Oh.
07:13Oh.
07:14You just say women.
07:15Oh.
07:16I know.
07:17Can you get Ashley out of here?
07:20I don't know this.
07:22And Ashley?
07:22Bonus, who was the easiest?
07:24Easiest is Ryan, because you guys are BFFs.
07:26Yeah.
07:27Yeah.
07:27They text.
07:28They text.
07:29Oh, yeah.
07:29Ashley got it.
07:30Gosling's the easiest.
07:32Before I was a cast member, which classic sketch did I fully recreate at home?
07:38Conehead?
07:38For a video camera.
07:39A video camera?
07:40Bryan Fellowes' Safari Planet.
07:42Down by the...
07:44Hmm?
07:45Chris Farley sketch?
07:46Van Down by the River.
07:47Okay.
07:48Church Lady.
07:48Oh, yeah.
07:49That's a good one.
07:49Let's see.
07:50Wayne's World.
07:51Oh!
07:52That makes sense.
07:53Party time.
07:54Do you have that video?
07:55Maybe.
07:56In an old box.
07:59Which iconic SNL sketch am I in, but never appear on camera?
08:05Oh, no!
08:05Okay, this is hurtful.
08:07Maybe something from the 50s?
08:10Maybe.
08:11Domingo?
08:12Domingo.
08:13Surprise?
08:14I think it's Domingo, because we were all in it in our show.
08:18Yeah, it was Domingo.
08:20Oh, no!
08:21No, I don't care!
08:23What happened?
08:24They forgot I was there.
08:25Did they not cut to you?
08:27It happens.
08:28No, I don't care.
08:29Oh, no.
08:30This is...
08:30I don't care.
08:31Are you the one you can hear crying off camera?
08:33Is that you?
08:34Well, I'm so shocked I was even miked.
08:36Did you go?
08:36Wait.
08:36You guys can be miked to me and you can hear me cry.
08:38Were you there throughout rehearsal and when they...
08:41Oh, yeah.
08:41...live?
08:41Oh, yeah.
08:42There were so many opportunities for them to just kind of like...
08:44Just kind of widen the gap.
08:46Show my face.
08:47Mikey, just out of curiosity, what does an Ashley cry sound like?
08:52It's a little kid falling down.
08:53I'm not doing this.
08:54I'm not doing this.
08:54I can't believe you invited her.
08:57This will be a nice one.
08:58Mikey knows this.
08:59He's read my book.
08:59How did I get into comedy?
09:01You were working at Sephora and you were sad and you didn't like it.
09:06And you were in the Bay Area.
09:07No, I liked Sephora.
09:07Oh, the office.
09:08You were like, get me out of here.
09:10And your mom was like, you're so funny.
09:12You should do comedy.
09:13And then you did Groundlings.
09:14Pretty much.
09:15Is this inspiration or did you see something and want to get into comedy?
09:19Or is this how you got into comedy?
09:20I don't know.
09:21Did you do it?
09:21How did I get into comedy?
09:22You know what?
09:22There's a few answers.
09:24I'm going to also say another thing.
09:25She likes the office.
09:26Oh my God.
09:27I was just writing that.
09:28Yeah.
09:28Okay.
09:29They got them all.
09:29Okay.
09:30The office by being annoying and then mom.
09:34That could be a heart.
09:36She's sweet.
09:36Nicole Williams.
09:37That's rare.
09:37What's up, Nicole?
09:38What's up, Nicole?
09:39Let's all say hi, Nicole.
09:40Hi, Nicole.
09:41Hi, Nicole.
09:42Hi, Nicole.
09:42What's up, baby?
09:42There you go.
09:43Okay.
09:43Do you just call my mother baby?
09:45We'll talk about that after.
09:47Which music guests leftovers, hard boiled eggs did I eat?
09:52I have no clue.
09:53It was a music guest?
09:54Yes.
09:55This is real.
09:56I'm obsessed with HBs.
09:57I know you carry around hard boiled eggs in a two-block bag.
10:01Was it this year?
10:02It all blurs together.
10:04Might have been last year.
10:05Oh, it was last year.
10:06It was last year.
10:07I ate.
10:08Chris Martin?
10:08He seems like a healthy guy.
10:10Yeah.
10:10Who asked for it on their rider?
10:12Yeah.
10:12So hard boiled eggs.
10:13See, it's not necessarily like a healthy-
10:15Chris Martin was like, I want hard boiled eggs and I don't want to see a single shoes.
10:19If you bring me shoes, I'm going to be pissed.
10:22Can I give you a hint?
10:23Yeah.
10:23Do you want a hint?
10:24Do they have like a stinky boiled egg vibe or a healthy boiled egg vibe?
10:28Like a healthy and their performance needed-
10:31Lady Gaga.
10:32And I'm going to say chairs.
10:35Tate McCray!
10:36Tate McCray.
10:36You stole Tate McCray's HBs.
10:39I didn't steal.
10:40I was offered.
10:40What's my comfort snack on set?
10:44Hard boiled eggs.
10:45That's okay, that is-
10:47Carried in a Ziploc bag.
10:47That is not my comfort thing.
10:49That is fuel.
10:51She walks around with a Ziploc bag with eggs in it.
10:51That is fuel.
10:53A cookie.
10:53And you know what's awful about that Ziploc bag, Mikey?
10:55She uses the same one the whole year.
10:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I know.
10:58That's why it smells the same.
10:59That's why it smells like it.
11:00I feel like I'm just being attacked.
11:01I know, I know.
11:01Carrot cake from Carrot's Fries.
11:03Oh, I wish.
11:04That's not my comfort one.
11:05That's just my delight.
11:06That's my Sunday delight.
11:07It's a glass cup?
11:08No.
11:09Almonds.
11:09How about this?
11:10It's a drink.
11:11Oh.
11:11Oh, tea.
11:12Tea.
11:13No.
11:14Coffee?
11:14Smoothie?
11:15If you guys don't get this-
11:16A smoothie.
11:16A kind of weed soda.
11:18Oh, oh!
11:19Black ice coffee!
11:20Ding ding!
11:21Sarah gets 400 points.
11:23Dang.
11:23I wouldn't call that a snack.
11:24Is that it?
11:25Yeah, I'd say that's a drink flaw in the gameplay.
11:29No, it's not.
11:32Which fictional character is my fashion icon?
11:35Lamb Chop.
11:36Clown.
11:36Fictional.
11:37Peewee.
11:37Uh, Bozo the Clown from WGN.
11:40It's either Lamb Chop or-
11:42Peewee's Playhouse?
11:43I think we're discussing.
11:44Mr. Mime from Pokemon.
11:47No, that's not right.
11:48Oh, Shelly Duvall?
11:49Shelly Duvall.
11:50The lead clown in Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
11:53Clowns!
11:54Nosferatu if he went to Studio 54.
11:57Oh, Pennywise!
11:57Pennywise?
11:58Chucky?
11:59Oh, the nanny!
12:01She was working at a bridal shop in Flushing Queens.
12:04Y'all are so busy roasting my ass.
12:06You forgot to think critically.
12:08Do you have a nanny tattoo?
12:09Not yet.
12:09No.
12:10I do have a Lamb Chop.
12:11You do have a Lamb Chop.
12:12I knew that.
12:13What was my television debut?
12:15Oh, oh, oh.
12:16Days of Our Lives?
12:17Cheaters.
12:18Real Sex, The Clown.
12:19I actually think I have one that no one knows about.
12:22Were you on like a search party or something before you got us to know?
12:26They never asked me.
12:27Three busy Debras.
12:28Three busy Debras.
12:29Well, the research is showing that it's Adult Swim, but I think I have a secret one that
12:36was so not seen by anyone that it's not even on IMDb.
12:39Ooh!
12:40I did stand-up on a show called Laugh Tracks where they reenacted your stand-up.
12:46Oh, on MTV?
12:47Do you remember that generation?
12:49I did one of those and my episode was the one that came after its cancellation.
12:52Right.
12:53So I was like, there it is, there it is.
12:55We're all gonna watch it, Mom.
12:56Uh, yeah.
12:57Reenacted how?
12:58And they play the audio and then they have actors reenacting.
13:01It's like Drunk History style, but...
13:02Oh!
13:03That's so cool.
13:04What's the grossest sketch I ever pitched?
13:06When you made a wish on a pube.
13:09Oh, that was good.
13:10Wait, the ass...
13:10Did that make it to table?
13:11The butt dial one was pretty...
13:13Oh!
13:14Wait, did it go to dress?
13:15That did, yeah.
13:16It did?
13:17Which one?
13:17Butt dialer?
13:18Butt dialer, butt dialer.
13:20That's a good answer.
13:20I also like the ones where your boobs were so long and they...
13:23Oh, that was good, too.
13:25The body double one, right?
13:26Is that what that was?
13:27That was good.
13:27Yeah, I guess butt dial...
13:30Snail trail Samantha?
13:31And it got...
13:31Butt dialer.
13:32It was before your time.
13:34It got cut because I was playing a human ass and the ass was too realistic.
13:40There was a, like, full balls and taint on the ass, basically.
13:44Yeah, I know.
13:45That was Audrey Plaza.
13:46Yes.
13:47Audrey Plaza.
13:48Jesus.
13:49Jesus.
13:49Aubrey Plaza.
13:51Aubrey Plaza.
13:52Aubrey Plaza.
13:53And I said, Audrey Plaza.
13:55I love Aubrey, too.
13:57I'm losing my mind.
13:58Oh, God.
13:59Is this what's going to happen to me in a couple of years?
14:01Yeah.
14:01Where is the weirdest place I ever performed?
14:03Oh, my God.
14:05Oh, my God.
14:05Wow.
14:06My brain said the depths of hell.
14:08Like, you've done it all.
14:09Crazy Chris's clown cellar.
14:11Did you do, like, the laundromat thing in San Francisco?
14:15No.
14:15A small boat.
14:16One of those basements full of women where a guy lives in a normal life on top.
14:21Chain to a radio.
14:21Yeah, exactly.
14:22Something like that.
14:23Some sort of...
14:23Like a puppet studio.
14:24No.
14:24A garage?
14:25Yoga studio with the lights on in the middle of the day.
14:29Sucked.
14:30Sucked.
14:31Unpaid, right?
14:32Yes.
14:32Definitely unpaid.
14:33What are they doing yoga?
14:34Chicago, yeah.
14:35Ew.
14:36What?
14:36Terrible.
14:37For a yoga class?
14:38Yeah, terrible.
14:39Were you doing some vintage Sarah stuff?
14:41Yeah, it was terrible.
14:45What was my first TikTok?
14:47Ooh.
14:48I actually don't know this.
14:49Doing a song?
14:49Something hilarious.
14:50But I have an idea.
14:51It's a weird little song that's where the meter keeps kind of...
14:54I never did a song on TikTok.
14:56How old were you?
14:57Can I ask?
14:5821.
14:59Were you in Berlin?
15:00I was in college.
15:01I can't drink, no.
15:03I'm gonna say a song.
15:04Something that you were...
15:05It's related to one of you, actually.
15:07Is it cake?
15:07Wait, what did you say?
15:08Yes.
15:09Oh my god.
15:10At first, it was Is It Cake?
15:12Because I did something where I made...
15:13Wait, did you steal that from Jane?
15:15Yeah, it was basically Is It Cake was my idea and I started it.
15:18And then Mikey was like, this person can't really like call me on...
15:22Yeah, no.
15:22It was...
15:23I did an Is It Cake like where I'm shocked about,
15:26but then I made the cake and it was just like a layer cake.
15:29It was like a lime and a layer cake.
15:31That's cool.
15:32Yeah.
15:32What classic film am I superstitious about finishing?
15:36The Exorcist.
15:37That is kind of close and phonetically.
15:41Goodfellas.
15:41What?
15:42Tommy Boyd.
15:42The Godfather?
15:43Harry Potter.
15:44Da-dun-dun.
15:46Yeah, because it's too scary.
15:48Okay.
15:48Does it start with the?
15:49Mm-hmm.
15:50Telescope.
15:50Does it tell you?
15:51It's The Graduate because I watched it the first time I hung out with my BFF, Leva,
15:55and now we're scared.
15:57I'm scared that if we finish it, that something horrible will happen.
16:01That's so horrible.
16:02It's a really good end.
16:04I know.
16:04I know how it ends.
16:06It's like one of the most famous movies.
16:07How does it end?
16:08It ends really conclusively.
16:10With that crazy shot.
16:10You haven't seen that in a moment of a while.
16:12The car and stuff.
16:12Are you really superstitious?
16:13I don't.
16:14Yes.
16:15No.
16:16I don't know.
16:17What's something I watch that I consider a guilty pleasure?
16:20Oh.
16:21The news.
16:22The news.
16:23What do I?
16:24Family guy.
16:25She's Gen Z though.
16:26I do watch straighters, but I don't feel bad.
16:28Oh my god.
16:29SNL.
16:29Reality.
16:30I watch all my scenes just as I compil- no.
16:33Guilty pleasure.
16:35I don't know.
16:35The L word.
16:36I'm not- I'm not the L word.
16:38Clocked house anchors.
16:40We're as folk.
16:42We're as folk.
16:42Well, I put the Olympics, but that's not true.
16:45But basically I watched, I would say seven hours of the Olympics.
16:48And I just-
16:48So much humor.
16:49For seven hours a day.
16:50Guilty pleasure.
16:50There is a day of the Olympics.
16:52What pop culture fandom am I currently deep in?
16:55BTS!
16:55BTS!
16:56Not One Direction.
16:58One Direction.
16:59Jack Johnson.
17:00Don't.
17:01Ew, ew, ew.
17:02Sorry.
17:02Serve wrong.
17:03All great answers.
17:04Why don't you like Jack Johnson?
17:05I'm not- all things I love, but not-
17:07You are just so not with anything that's happening today.
17:09Sabrina Kerminder?
17:102026.
17:11Why don't you like Jack Johnson?
17:12It's not-
17:14Hey guys.
17:15Can you stop side conversations?
17:17I'm sorry.
17:17Hey, it's time for my moment.
17:18Close the breakout rooms here.
17:20Sorry, do it again.
17:20Nirvana!
17:21Breakout rooms.
17:22You're looking close and peaking for every single one.
17:24Okay, my answer is Nirvana, the band, the movie.
17:27Yay!
17:28I have seen it twice in the movie.
17:31Looking around for the camera.
17:33What did it come out of the team?
17:34Is it good?
17:35Nirvana, the band, the movie.
17:36I went and saw it by myself the other day.
17:37I had a great time, packed theater.
17:39I saw it in a theater full of guys like you.
17:41Oh, okay.
17:42Give me a break.
17:43Give me a break.
17:44Nerds!
17:47Who does George Clooney think I look like?
17:50And I need a Sharpie to write down my funny answer.
17:54Benjamin Franklin.
17:55Wow.
17:55Benjamin Franklin.
17:56Wow, that hurts.
17:57There's a story to that one.
17:58Bob Dylan.
17:58Bob Dylan?
17:59Well, he wouldn't be too far off.
18:01No, like a painting.
18:01You look like a painting.
18:02I look like a painting.
18:03These are interesting.
18:05Who is the Muppet who has-
18:07Which painting is very key?
18:10Beaker?
18:10Beaker?
18:11No, that's what I said.
18:12I didn't see Beaker.
18:13That was the demeaning nickname I had in high school.
18:15So that is a fun memory to dredge up from the abyss of the past.
18:18Yeah, thanks, Mikey.
18:21Plague-era Wes Anderson.
18:23Did George Clooney tell you this?
18:25Yes, we were on a Nespresso commercial shoot, and my red hair was a little bit longer in that day.
18:32And he said, you look like medieval Wes Anderson.
18:35The ones with Danny DeVito, those ones?
18:38I didn't quite have a bob, but it was flat ironed that day.
18:41Were it those commercials where he was with Danny DeVito?
18:42It was with Natalie Dormer, and it was the best commercial gig I ever had in my life,
18:46because it was, you know, a couple days of work, and then it played in Japan for like 10 straight
18:50years.
18:50Wow.
18:51So my wife was very grateful for that.
18:53You got to make Spice Anderson tie, because you have little dolls on it.
18:56Yes, and I like to ride on a train, and scribble on a little notebook.
19:01Yeah, yeah, twee as shit.
19:02I'd love for George Clooney to tell me I want to do that.
19:04Get over it.
19:06Okay, what SNL story is my Roman Empire?
19:09Well, James has the thing of like every famous SNL alumni has reached out to him to tell him he's
19:15amazing.
19:17Wait, really?
19:18Yes.
19:18No.
19:19Yes.
19:19Lucky.
19:19I'm still waiting on Julia Sweeney.
19:22I'm still waiting on any phone call.
19:24Like a Dana Carvey story, maybe?
19:27A Dana Carvey story.
19:27Or a Fred Armisen story.
19:29Maybe a Fred Armisen story.
19:30And then it's a Fred Armisen.
19:31Well, I'm going to write down the thing I think about a lot.
19:35Oh, didn't Dana Carvey ask for tips on an impression?
20:07That's true.
20:09The best left me Starstruck.
20:12Jack White?
20:13Paul McCartney.
20:15Timothée Chalamet.
20:16Timothée Chalamet.
20:17It might have been.
20:18I think Sarah's got it right.
20:19I think it's going to be Paul.
20:21Yeah, of course.
20:22Because duh.
20:23But, you know, that moment was really special at SNL 50.
20:26He finished off the special playing the end of Abbey Road.
20:30And then, I don't even know if I can say, can I even say this?
20:33A J started floating around the studio.
20:36What is that?
20:37I didn't have any.
20:38A J.
20:38A J, mom.
20:39Yeah, it was a J, mom.
20:41Pot.
20:41Okay.
20:42Pot.
20:42I didn't have anything to do with that.
20:44That's disgusting.
20:45Yeah.
20:45And so there was just something going on in the air.
20:48And at one point, it was just me and Paul McCartney holding each other's shoulders,
20:51licking each other's eyes, and I had no clue what to say.
20:55And I was just like, brother, thank you for the music.
20:59Brother, thank you for the music.
21:01And he was like, oh, thank you for the sketch work.
21:05Wow.
21:06I don't think he said that.
21:07What are two things that Timothée Chalamet and I have in common?
21:11You both dated a Kardashian.
21:13You wear sweatpants.
21:15Wait.
21:15Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:16Bob Dylan impression.
21:18Bob Dylan impression.
21:19And we both love to maintain a nasty little dirt stash.
21:24Right there in that precious real estate, right above that upper lip.
21:28Timmy and I love to just grow a little bit of something up there and let it do what it
21:32do.
21:33Gross.
21:33Wait, do the Bob Dylan phone.
21:35Bob Dylan's phone on Vibrant?
21:37Y'all ready for this?
21:42Classic jadge for you.
21:43Paula Pelt told me that that could be referred to as a womb broom.
21:48Is it bad girl?
21:48A womb broom?
21:49It's bad.
21:50Wow.
21:50Think about it, girl.
21:51Munchin'.
21:51It's about munchin'.
21:52Use your head.
21:53What a yucky choice I say, Paula.
21:55Think.
21:56Where's the womb?
21:57Where's the womb?
21:57What does the broom?
21:58You got it.
22:00Oh my god.
22:01Oh my god.
22:02Oh!
22:02Wait, can we have just one last quick showdown?
22:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:06Tiebreaker.
22:07Where would my dream vacation be?
22:08Oh, dream vacation.
22:09I got it.
22:09I'm gonna go first.
22:10Japan.
22:10Mmm, that's great.
22:12But I would hope to have a gig in Japan that's a working vacation.
22:15That's not what the hell this is about.
22:16I feel like you do talk a lot about Hawaii.
22:18I feel like it's like a gig that pays for you to go with your family at a resort.
22:24And you can bring Homer and Becca or Europe.
22:27Can I guess?
22:29A beach.
22:30And did Chloe win?
22:31Oh, brother.
22:34Big hit.
22:34Are you gonna keep that in?
22:40Yeah, yeah.
22:41It's just a thing.
22:41But if you're like a girl that I'm trying to do.
22:42Yeah.
22:42I know that the world's belonging to you, yeah, it's true.
22:42And the world's belonging to you.
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