#video #The King of Queens S03E05 Ctrl Episode 5 Engsub
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00:14wow these chef ming people really know their way around a walk they should change the name of this
00:18dish to egg foo yum they were on their game tonight i'm telling you you should try the
00:24poo-poo platter i'm sorry the what platter how do you think that's funny and still hold down a job
00:38i'm complicated
00:42man i would love some dessert i gotta have something sweet yeah me too
00:47all we got are these fortune cookies boy the chinese really dropped the ball when it came to
00:51the desserts huh i know it's like what you can't uh jam a fortune into a piece of fudge cake
00:59oh you know what i could totally go for right now that new frozen fudge blast from quickie burger
01:06what are you doing my baby wants a frozen fudge blast my baby's getting a frozen fudge blast
01:12no no no forget it it's 10 o'clock already and you're in your bad underwear
01:20that's all right i'll just hit the drive-through is it inconvenient sure but being married means
01:25sometimes doing things that you don't want to do i hope you'll keep that in mind during our no-no
01:30time
01:30later
01:31mm-hmm fudge
01:40uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
01:43-uh fudge
01:47welcome to quickie burger may i take your order yeah two frozen fudge blasts will that be all yeah i
01:53think
01:54that'll uh ah who we kidding throw in a number four anything else uh does the number four have
02:01quickie curlies no the number three does all right then i'll take a number three so cancel the four
02:08and substitute a three when did you hear the word cancel give me both may i bucket size you for
02:16an
02:16extra 70 cents my man i like the cut of your jib yes bucket size me that's 12 44 pull
02:27to the front
02:28window gotcha okay you're not starting come on don't don't do this now don't do this
02:39what you're doing you're doing with your dude you son of a mother
02:52sir you're gonna have to pull forward now yeah i just got a little problem here okay one sec
02:57hey foxy nice legs thank you okay first things first the front of the engine gets very hot
03:07sir please pull your car forward okay guy you just gotta give me a second you're holding on my line
03:12and i'm gonna need you to please pull your car forward okay i i know that and i'm gonna need
03:16you to stop saying that okay now shut it you shut it what please pull your car forward you know
03:26what
03:27do me a favor say it one more time i dare you yeah i didn't think so please pull your
03:32car forward you
03:33know what that said huh you don't like it how about that huh that's all you got lady no i
03:40got a lot
03:41more oh yeah oh that felt good oh yeah did it better just land on me
03:50shut up my eyes are getting weary my back is getting tight
03:58i'm sitting here in traffic on the queensburg bridge tonight but i don't care cause all i want to do
04:08is catch my check and drive right home to you
04:13cause maybe all my life i will be driving home to you
04:37unbelievable here you are what happened i was worried what happened our piece of crap car broke
04:42down right in the middle of the crap in the crap in the crap crap thing i had to call
04:48spence come
04:48pick me up hey carrie you look good are you okay i'm fine just that our desserts are totally melted
04:57you might as well just throw them out yeah well don't throw them out you never realized how damn
05:03smooth your legs are okay norman time to calm down i swear i'm through with that car let's just get
05:09rid
05:09of it and get a new one don't come on we've been through this before we cannot get a new
05:13car right
05:14now besides you you can't just sell the old car it's got too much of our lives in it i
05:19mean going
05:20to palisades park and chased by bikers and uh i watched you make out with suma zetsky in that car
05:28where were you
05:33the point is you can't just dump a big piece of our history i'll buy the car before i let
05:38that happen
05:38spence forget it nobody's buying anything because we are not getting rid of it why not
05:43doug your union is in the middle of contract negotiations so so you don't know how it's
05:48going to come out we cannot afford it right now i guess listen we've waited this long we'll just
05:55tape the old car back together it'll be good as new and just in case let's drive with some pants
06:01on for
06:01a while okay okay all right well my work is done i'm out of here all right well thanks spence
06:10yeah
06:10thanks again man oh hey don't worry about it you're my butt
06:14so what do you say we take those desserts up to the bedroom and make a little mess
06:19i don't need desserts to make a mess in the bedroom oh come on you big slob oh you so
06:25nasty
06:31spence go home all right take care
06:38if a great car's what you want then look no more just have a beard cause we're all parked right
06:44here in our auto store i see them here and we're slashing all our prices to the bone yeah we
06:50said
06:50bone so get your wife or hubby on the phone hope they're alone and if you're ready to step up
06:59to a new car
07:00van or truck then you'll love october palooza where a good deal's what we'll do's ya
07:12hey guy got a few boxes of brochures for you oh finally just got a sign right here
07:19what you got some kind of sale going on actually it's an october palooza oh loser what's with uh that
07:28dilly uh when anybody buys a truck it's 30 seconds to grab as many dollar bills as they can
07:33man that could not look more humiliating and i'm a grown man who has to wear shorts for a living
07:43wow now that is a ride uh-huh carly here looks great in silver too yeah eight cylinders 240 horses
07:5216 inch wheels and a winch you do a lot of towing doug i can't not with the car we
08:00have although
08:01there are a lot of things i wish i could tow well you're in the market for a new car
08:06well sort of
08:07but my wife thinks we should wait a few weeks we're not quite ready yet yeah well wifey knows best
08:12you
08:12got to be ready better to pay a little more have your peace of mind what's gonna cost more in
08:17a few
08:18weeks oh it's not a november palooza am i right okay what how much more well it's hard to say
08:27maybe a couple g's that's if we still have it this is the last all silver 4x4 with the towing
08:33package
08:33and roof rack on the whole east coast last one huh i don't think it's gonna last long i hear
08:39danny
08:39yellow's people are heading down right now to take a look at it danny yellow look i just got an
08:47update from the union and as your shop steward i've been asked to make the following announcements
08:52as of 4 18 p.m negotiations officially broke down with no new talks scheduled anybody seen heiferner
09:02hey is new crush bell included or what they said no to the vesting proposal no to the overtime proposal
09:12yes to the fog lights yes to the mountain package and they refuse to sign off on any expanded medical
09:20benefits tighten your belt people as of the end of work today we're on strike
09:29the bloom from my wild irish rose my dear and
09:53okay i heard everything you said
09:57as have the neighbors now let me respond given the strike this was clearly not the best day for us
10:05to buy a new car now i know the word us is a hot button issue right now i should
10:11have kept you in the
10:11loop and yes my genitals should be put in some sort of vice but that aside this is a blessing
10:18in disguise
10:19look we needed a new car got one p.s leased on the very favorable palooza conditions
10:27now in closing i love you i am now available to make love to you
10:33and it is my great hope that you will join me we're returning the car really why would you want
10:41to do
10:41that did you show her the roof rack doug yeah she pushed my head into it look it's nothing against
10:48the truck the truck is gorgeous i mean it's uh what what do you guys say cherry because it is
10:53cherry you know what else it is it's mint hey mint cherry let's go for some ice cream
11:00but seriously uh marty marty money um unfortunately my husband's union went on strike today so we're
11:08gonna have to return it because the payments are a bit too much for us right now got the receipt
11:13right here so is there a cashier's window i go to bursar's office what yeah i you know i don't
11:18want
11:18to be the bad guy here but i'm sorry i couldn't possibly take the car back now once those tires
11:22hit
11:22the pavement it depreciates big time is uh danny aiello still interested or no oh come on come on be
11:33reasonable here i mean it's only got 18 miles on it that's what a couple of test drives and i
11:37only used
11:38winch twice okay look i'll tell you what i can't take the car back come back tomorrow i'll put you
11:45in the dollar booth i'll cheat the timer give you a few extra seconds huh and here's a tip lick
11:49your
11:49arms the bills will stick to you better that way he's not getting in that booth okay he's he's afraid
11:55of small spaces i can't even use the bathroom on an airplane that's why we can't go to hawaii okay
12:01sweetie why why'd you let me talk to this nice man a little okay all right listen i'm gonna um
12:08lay my cards on the table here my husband was in an industrial accident luckily he doesn't remember
12:17it but bottom line is i don't think he's even legally allowed to buy a car anymore
12:25you know he only uh could count to eight
12:30good luck with that
12:34you know what you are way overreacting to this situation how am i overreacting okay first of all
12:39i didn't even buy the car okay i i only leased it it's the same thing no it isn't it
12:44is no it
12:45isn't okay all right tell me the difference okay well when one buys a car per se if you will
12:56one owns it whereas when one leases a car one owns it but you gotta give it back
13:06give me a favor count to nine this whole conversation is pointless because the strike's
13:12gonna end in a week two weeks tops how do you know that doug because i'm in the union
13:19okay union man what are the issues do you even know what they are yes okay name one issue
13:26vesting vesting is a huge issue you should see all the people they're like hey what is with this vesting
13:33vesting meaning what vesting to vest to be vested i don't know how much clearer i can make this i
13:40really
13:42don't the point is it's very important and the company is going to eventually cave in on it how
13:46do you know they're going to cave huh what if this thing drags on for a month two months it
13:51can't drag
13:52on you've seen our commercial ips delivers the globe who else is going to deliver the globe if we
13:56don't huh fedex tight operation yes it is look carrie the strike is going to end okay and we're going
14:06to be fine in the meantime spence is going to buy the old car that's that's 200 right there you
14:12can
14:12pick up some overtime and i can do stuff around the house save some money there i guess come on
14:19don't
14:20don't be mad at me uh-oh uh-oh did you leave the puppy gate open don't no i think
14:29you left the puppy
14:30gate open don't do the puppy thing the puppy's coming you cannot stop him oh the puppy likes you
14:42oh yeah rub his belly rub his belly rub his belly oh yeah oh oh yeah oh that's the spot
14:50yeah okay now
14:52if she stalls out don't panic just throw it back into neutral step on the gas pop her into first
14:57she'll lurch pretty violently but you're back in business gotcha now once in a rare while instead
15:03of stalling the damn thing it'll take off like a freaking rocket okay just pop it back into neutral
15:10blast the heat and pull up the emergency brake it's as good as done and the odor you know about
15:16so that
15:16should just about do it uh wow i can't believe she's actually mine you sure you want to do this
15:22absolutely okay oh hey i got a bumper sticker just give me my coffee and no one gets hurt
15:32i i don't get it you want other drivers to give you coffee you're overthinking it it's just funny
15:41oh all right oh coffee coffee yeah all right yeah hey i'll call you later buddy all right buddy
16:02hey there she is overtime girl miss time and a half how was your day jam-packed with the usual
16:11misery only now it lasts 11 hours instead of eight great so you're ironing huh that i am
16:20just thought i'd save us a little money on our dry cleaning bill plus bonus i get to fondle your
16:24delicates okay so is this the done pile or the not done pile huh oh it's so hot from the
16:37subway i'm
16:38just gonna go take a cool shower uh oh doc what is going on here well you know how you
16:48said you wanted
16:49to rip out the old shower tile yeah i did only in my plan i would have replaced it with
16:56new tile
16:58i intend to they just didn't have the right color in stock and you couldn't have checked that before
17:02you ripped this out i could have but in my defense i didn't come on car i'm just trying to
17:11save us some
17:11money here i'll get it done tomorrow okay in the meanwhile i'll walk around smelling like the f train
17:17well hey how about this you go downstairs i'll wash you in the sink like a little baby
17:23well better yet throw in a white t-shirt i'll blast you with the hose huh always a crowd pleaser
17:29no thanks i'm just gonna go watch some tv
17:36doug why is hbo all squiggly i cancelled it you cancelled hbo yes i did that's 12 bucks more
17:43a month in our pocketbook well why didn't you cancel your stupid gold sports package i couldn't
17:48it came out a free t-shirt i don't even know how that would work oh what if it seemed
17:52like you're
17:53the one who bought the truck and i'm the only one suffering what do you mean the only one i've
17:57lost
17:57arliss you don't think that stings i don't know how many times i can say carrie i'm sorry i got
18:02us in
18:02over our heads but you know what yelling at me is not gonna help well that's all i have try
18:07to remember
18:07this isn't easy on me either right i had no job i'm on that damn picket line six hours a
18:13day in the
18:13blazing sun and you know what every day i die a little bit more inside all right if you want
18:19double
18:19cheese now's the time to say it my man you are a genius on the grill oh you are too
18:26kind you up for
18:28a little frisbee hey if you throw it at me what i'm not gonna catch it you like frisbee you
18:34kill her on
18:34the grill kelly ever goes down i just might have to make you my woman i liked it very much
18:44thank god you're here hey what's up man the car broke down on austin street i don't remember what
18:50you said what do i do when the steering wheel only turns to the right oh you know it sounds
18:55like you're
18:56losing power steering fluid all right here's what you got to do get power steering fluid
19:02okay gotcha oh uh uh doug did you catch my check yet yeah all righty
19:15doug hey what are you doing here i thought i'd pick you up on my way home
19:19what's going on here nothing we're just you know ticketing
19:27doug honey baby i'm gonna i'm gonna level with you here um i came by because i kind of felt
19:34bad
19:34about yesterday and i wanted to support you oh thank you yeah let me finish
19:40and now i just want to lash out and hurt you come on i have to be down here picketing
19:46it's a union rule
19:47all this other crap is just a way to get our minds off this thing that's hanging over us
19:52i mean believe me everybody else here is pretty freaked
19:57yeah you see that i skipped that sucker i'm going pro you're so in denial
20:04what'd you do that for because you're tan and barbecuing with all your friends while i'm stuck
20:09in an office for 12 hours with a weird copy guy who keeps wanting to show me his poems
20:15honey what do you want from me i have to be down here i told you
20:21what what is going to make you feel better about this just tell me and i'll do it
20:31you gotta lick your arms baby
20:46so i guess i just got crazy and i'm i'm sorry okay
20:54come on talk to me
20:58i just don't like being hit i know i know that was so wrong of me and i'll never do
21:02it again
21:04what did you tell people i said a cop act into me but i don't think they believed it sure
21:09they did no they did come on i'm sorry so will you take my order now no come on you
21:20know you want to
21:24welcome to
21:24welcome to quickie burger may i take your order that's my baby
21:33thank you
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