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Karate Kids USA 1980 Remastered
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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Line-up front kick jab reverse punch. Ready, one.
00:00:24Back, the two.
00:00:26Two. Back. Eight. Three.
00:00:36Who are you going to hurt with that? Back. Eight. Four.
00:00:41Come on, get the weight forward. Five.
00:00:49Back. Eight. Six.
00:00:59Yes, Woody, what is it?
00:01:01May I join the class, sir?
00:01:02You know what time class starts.
00:01:05All right, do ten push-ups and fall in.
00:01:13You people are at attention. Don't move.
00:01:17Nice going, woodpecker.
00:01:21Eat it.
00:01:23All right, pair up.
00:01:25Keep those knees up. Come on, people.
00:01:31Recoil.
00:01:33Keep those arms in and recoil.
00:01:39On her.
00:01:43Drive those kicks in.
00:01:45People are letting up.
00:01:46Who's that old dude?
00:01:48Oh, that's JJ, our grandpa.
00:01:51Keep it moving.
00:01:58Okay, get up and get back in line.
00:02:01All right, come on. Move it.
00:02:06Attaboy. Attaboy.
00:02:07Nice fake. Keep it moving. Good.
00:02:08Charge him.
00:02:10Good punch.
00:02:11Now, that's the third time I told you.
00:02:12Keep leaving yourself open for that punch.
00:02:19Attaboy. Attaboy.
00:02:22Neil.
00:02:26How many of you will be going to the demonstration on Saturday?
00:02:30I thought you guys were going fishing with your grandfather.
00:02:33We are.
00:02:33The lake's right by the retreat.
00:02:37Super.
00:02:39Okay, now the master's going to be there to check all the studios.
00:02:42And I want you people to be the best.
00:02:44Mm-hmm.
00:02:45Now, clear your minds for meditation.
00:02:49Contemplate the face of darkness.
00:02:51Touch the face of darkness and you know it.
00:02:55The face becomes light.
00:03:04Nice to see you guys again.
00:03:06So how you been, Gigi?
00:03:07Oh, I've been all right for an old man.
00:03:11You know an old man, he feels pretty good sometimes.
00:03:13Sometimes he doesn't.
00:03:17When did you get this band, Gigi?
00:03:19Oh, that's quite a while.
00:03:21Figured he used it only on weekends and I liked it so much, I sold my home.
00:03:41Don't you get bored from just fishing?
00:03:44Nope.
00:03:45Miss you too, guys.
00:03:47Your mom and dad.
00:03:48But born?
00:03:49Never.
00:03:50Not after all those years' work.
00:03:53One day you find yourself free.
00:03:56Family grown, gone.
00:03:59Well, it can be mighty attractive just to sit, think, fish, sing a couple of songs, read a book, and
00:04:09just be.
00:04:12Wow!
00:04:13Look at that!
00:04:15It's that hot!
00:04:18Way to travel, baby!
00:04:19Way to travel!
00:04:21I hope you don't mind Woody's little spaz attacks.
00:04:24Oh, now look, that's, that's very impressive.
00:04:28But this old baby, he's a precursor of RVs like that.
00:04:33Come again?
00:04:34Precursor, the first one.
00:04:36The original item.
00:04:38Kind of like you, huh, J.J.?
00:04:39I don't know about that.
00:04:42Nice to see you boys again.
00:04:52How soon are we gonna get there?
00:04:54Would you believe maybe next February?
00:04:57Your father took the wrong turn.
00:04:59Again?
00:05:00Honey, just give me another Perrier, will you?
00:05:05Ruth, I know it's out of character, but maybe you can just sort of glance at the map and try
00:05:09to help figure out where we are.
00:05:13Dear Daddy, I didn't shake it this time.
00:05:18Pop it up, Ruth! Damn it!
00:05:31Oh, my God, what's happened?
00:05:33We just went off the road, that's what's happened.
00:05:36You're, you're flopping the map all over and she's pouring Perrier in my lap.
00:05:40Perfect driving conditions.
00:05:41Didn't do it on purpose, Daddy.
00:05:43Don't try to reason with your father, Carol.
00:05:45Ruth, I'm doing my best to make this work out between us, but...
00:05:48But what?
00:05:51I just think I'm entitled to a little more...
00:05:53Consideration, that's all.
00:06:27That's better.
00:06:28Come on.
00:06:33Okay.
00:06:34I've got a CB, Ruth.
00:06:35I've got a radio telephone.
00:06:37Honey, where are you going now?
00:06:38Does Rufus have to make?
00:06:40Yes.
00:06:41Don't wander off too far.
00:06:43Hey, Rufus.
00:06:44Wait up.
00:06:47So, first we figure out where we are, right?
00:06:49We'll get some help, then we're home free.
00:06:52So, how do we figure out where we are?
00:06:56Rufus, wait for me!
00:07:02Rufus!
00:07:10Rufus!
00:07:14Come on, rotten, rotten thing.
00:07:28Rufus!
00:07:32Rufus!
00:07:34Rufus!
00:07:39Rufus!
00:07:40Rufus!
00:07:48Rufus!
00:07:54Daddy!
00:07:55Mom, my mama!
00:07:59Mommy!
00:08:01Mommy!
00:08:02A man!
00:08:02Back there!
00:08:03A man?
00:08:04Did he hurt you, baby?
00:08:05He jumped at me, he growled, just like Frankenstein or something.
00:08:09Oh, man?
00:08:10Hey, Ma!
00:08:15Hey, Ma!
00:08:21Ma!
00:08:25Hey, Ma!
00:08:35Y'all watch what I'm doing now.
00:08:44It's a bear!
00:08:47Don't he look scary?
00:08:55I sure scared the hell that little girl back there.
00:08:58What little girl?
00:09:00Some prissy britches about yay high.
00:09:02I had a little doggie with her.
00:09:03I was standing behind the tree.
00:09:05Just a minute, just a minute now.
00:09:07Where'd this little girl come from?
00:09:10From some big old shiny bus up on the roadways.
00:09:12That's where she ran off to.
00:09:13I was standing behind the tree.
00:09:15Carly, you all better find out what that's all about.
00:09:19And you all simmer down here.
00:09:21Yes, sir.
00:09:22Scare decent folks to death where you behave.
00:09:24Yes, sir.
00:09:30All the circuits are still busy in this damn thing.
00:09:33What's with the CP?
00:09:34I'm trying.
00:09:36Smokies are trucks or something, aren't they?
00:09:38Smokies are highway patrol cars, Ma'am.
00:09:40Smokie bears.
00:09:42Hello?
00:09:43Hello?
00:09:43Help.
00:09:44We need some Smokies.
00:09:50Daddy, that's the guy that scared me.
00:09:54The big guy, see?
00:09:55Oh, they're hill people, Carol.
00:09:58Okay, you two stay here and lock the doors behind me.
00:10:01Come on.
00:10:01Dick.
00:10:02It's okay.
00:10:03I know how to talk to these people.
00:10:07Shh.
00:10:18Just keep cool.
00:10:20Even if they jump us with knives or guns or-
00:10:22Carol, do you mind?
00:10:25I'm gonna lock the door.
00:10:27You took a ride about three miles too soon.
00:10:31That lake is up over top of them hills.
00:10:35Let me see.
00:10:44That's not to be too hard to get some good rocks under them wheels.
00:10:49If you put them rocks just right, you can pop this sucker right back out on the road.
00:10:56If you can get this rig back on the road, it'd be worth, uh, uh, $50.
00:11:02How's that sound?
00:11:03That sounds real generous to me.
00:11:06Nancy, pull me up some rocks from down there.
00:11:14Come on.
00:11:14Come on.
00:11:28Come on.
00:12:04Let's see what we got here.
00:12:08Nuts and raisins, carob chip cookies, sesame sticks.
00:12:15I'm sorry, Grandpa, but I just can't eat this natural shit.
00:12:21He's got a great vocabulary for a fifth-fader, don't you think so?
00:12:24I'm sorry.
00:12:25I won't say shit anymore.
00:12:27You know, when your-
00:12:29When your dad was young, we had a system.
00:12:30He used to make up his own cuss words.
00:12:32What were some of the cuss words he used?
00:12:34Well, let me see.
00:12:35Souffle was one.
00:12:36He got a lot of usage out of souffle.
00:12:38Souffle?
00:12:39Come on, let's set up camp.
00:12:41All right.
00:12:46Back him!
00:12:48Look, give it a chance!
00:13:06It's okay, Rufus.
00:13:08He can't get in here.
00:13:13You guys sure knew what to do.
00:13:15Uh-huh.
00:13:16It's true.
00:13:17Here you are.
00:13:21Hmm.
00:13:23We don't see a lot of big bills up around here.
00:13:25Yeah.
00:13:26Who's that old, hairy, hippie-looking guy coming?
00:13:29Listen, I want to thank you again, uh, very much for your help.
00:13:32Yeah, hey, listen there, uh, uh, you think it'd be okay if me and my brother just, uh, took a
00:13:37quick peek inside?
00:13:41I-I hate to ask you, we ain't never seen a rig like this before.
00:13:44Well, I-I don't-
00:13:48Shh.
00:13:55Is that a telephone?
00:13:57Yeah, that's a telephone.
00:13:58You must be a doctor.
00:14:00No, I'm just a businessman.
00:14:02Just a little out of his element.
00:14:03That's all.
00:14:04How much did all this go?
00:14:05Oh, top of the line, uh, complete.
00:14:07Oh, 66, 67.
00:14:0967?
00:14:10A thousand.
00:14:11Dollars?
00:14:12Well, it's-it's got everything.
00:14:14Uh, the biggest generator is going, uh, CB, uh, eight-track stereo console, uh,
00:14:18microwave oven, uh, uh, uh, trash compactor in the back.
00:14:21Now, take a look real quick here.
00:14:24Man.
00:14:28Woo-hoo!
00:14:29Scary little dog you got there, Missy.
00:14:33Hey, Carl, look at this.
00:14:36Ah, sure'll be surprised at this.
00:14:43Woo-hoo!
00:14:44Woo-hoo!
00:14:45Woo-hoo!
00:14:47Woo-hoo!
00:14:48Woo-hoo!
00:14:49Woo-hoo!
00:14:49Fellas.
00:14:50Woo-hoo!
00:14:51Woo-hoo!
00:14:52Sure.
00:14:53Now, you remember all them directions that I gave you?
00:14:56Sure-sure will.
00:14:57All right.
00:15:01Hey.
00:15:02Ciao.
00:15:10Ciao.
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:14Yeah.
00:15:14Yeah!
00:15:14Yeah!
00:15:14Yeah!
00:15:24Yeah!
00:15:24Come on, Woody!
00:15:25Come on, Woody!
00:15:26Give me your hand with this firewood.
00:15:30Woo-hoo!
00:15:33Woo-hoo!
00:15:34Woo-hoo!
00:15:36Woo-hoo!
00:15:38Woo-hoo!
00:15:39Woo-hoo!
00:15:40Woo-hoo!
00:15:41Woo-hoo!
00:15:42Woo-hoo!
00:15:45No!
00:15:49You! You! Soufflé!
00:15:56He's coming back!
00:16:04So what are you clowns doing out here in your pajamas?
00:16:09I'll be seeing you again.
00:16:10Because nobody called me Soufflé and never tell about it.
00:16:16Big mouth.
00:16:34Try the soy burger. It's good.
00:16:36Is it, Gramps?
00:16:37Well, it tastes a lot like meat.
00:16:40Then why isn't it meat?
00:16:42Well, you don't have to eat it if you don't want it.
00:16:44The only problem is that's all we've got.
00:16:47But you don't have to eat it if you don't want it.
00:16:49Through the lips. Over the gums.
00:16:52Look out, stomach. Because here it comes.
00:17:06It's not the one we saw on the road.
00:17:08Looks a lot like it.
00:17:10I wonder what took him so long.
00:17:14Probably stopped off at McDonald's or something.
00:17:25You think this man would be a government man?
00:17:28No.
00:17:29His hair's too long and he paid us too much.
00:17:31Oh.
00:17:31I think he's a business man like he said.
00:17:33Bring me that, Charles.
00:17:35Mr. Wolfe's right, Mama.
00:17:37Send gas. Let me give you a hint.
00:17:42Get off my teeth.
00:17:45What's he going on about?
00:17:47Oh, they had a flush toilet inside.
00:17:50A flush toilet?
00:17:53My, my.
00:17:56What was you two doing inside?
00:17:58Oh, my God.
00:17:58Well, I kind of invited us in for a little look-see.
00:18:02Well, that was good work, Collie.
00:18:07Guy must have been a damn fool.
00:18:10Anything in there Hollis paid good money for?
00:18:13Yes, ma'am.
00:18:15Like what?
00:18:17They got a CB radio and they got a tape player
00:18:20and a color TV and AM, FM radio.
00:18:23They got a whole bunch of stuff.
00:18:25My God.
00:18:26They kept just over the ridge by the lake.
00:18:28That's so.
00:18:30Mm-hmm.
00:18:31You boys got any plans for tonight?
00:18:34No.
00:18:34Got nothing to do except see Star Trek at semi ceiling.
00:18:38No plans at all tonight, ma'am.
00:18:41Yeah.
00:18:42That's what I figured.
00:18:45E.I.
00:18:47Watch out.
00:18:47He's got an eye.
00:18:49Side up front kick to the gut.
00:18:51Quick wrap to the eye.
00:18:52Inside kick to the stomach.
00:18:54Fast green shot.
00:18:56Stepping back here.
00:18:57Jab punch.
00:18:58Woody, you're going to be taking some hits too.
00:19:12I'll be right back.
00:19:14I'm just going for a while, okay?
00:19:15Barefooted?
00:19:16No way, little lady.
00:19:17It's all the poison ivy and fungus and dog do around here.
00:19:20You just march back in there and put some shoes on.
00:19:23You never let me do anything.
00:19:24What a baby, you know.
00:19:38Don't put so many moves together.
00:19:39When you crowd in like that, you weaken your defense.
00:19:41Yes, but with the right attack, you don't need a good defense.
00:19:45Where'd you get these weird ideas?
00:19:47Well, like if I open with a flying kick.
00:19:50You're not ready for a flying kick.
00:19:52Oh, yeah?
00:19:54You see that branch?
00:19:57Hiya!
00:20:17Can you believe it?
00:20:18All the circuits are still busy.
00:20:23Where's Carol?
00:20:25I don't know.
00:20:26Well, when's the last one?
00:20:27I'll go.
00:20:28You watch the stakes.
00:20:30Is that your van?
00:20:32Yes.
00:20:33It's cute.
00:20:34Yeah!
00:20:34It's the pre, uh, the pre, uh...
00:20:37The pre-curber.
00:20:38Of the ones like yours.
00:20:39The what?
00:20:40The pre-curber.
00:20:42The first.
00:20:43The original.
00:20:45Go on, get a towel.
00:20:47You going to the hootenanny tonight?
00:20:48Sure.
00:20:49Are you?
00:20:50I want to.
00:20:53I don't know if my parents will let me, though.
00:20:55They never let me do much of anything.
00:20:57Carol!
00:20:58Where have you been?
00:20:59Right here.
00:21:00Mom, this is, uh...
00:21:02JJ!
00:21:03Glad to meet you.
00:21:03Hi.
00:21:04Come on, Carol.
00:21:04Your father is watching our stakes.
00:21:07Right!
00:21:07Whatever your name is.
00:21:09It's Carol!
00:21:13You've been here five minutes and you're already sneaking off
00:21:15and taking up with the Beverly Hillbillies or whoever those bizarre-looking people are.
00:21:19They're nice, Mom.
00:21:20You know, their van's the pre-curber of ours.
00:21:22The what?
00:21:22You know, the first.
00:21:26Oh, God.
00:21:31Dick!
00:21:34Dick!
00:21:37Honey, I'm sorry.
00:21:38It's an emergency.
00:21:39Uh, Wendell says we've got a real hairy situation developing in this Pitca account.
00:21:42You have an even hairier situation developing right here.
00:21:45Honey, be reasonable.
00:21:45I don't think it's reasonable to spend your life on the telephone
00:21:48and never have any time left over for your family.
00:21:49What the hell do you think I'm doing up here?
00:21:51I'm a million miles away from civilization.
00:21:53I'm forced to spend my life on the telephone, but if I didn't spend my life on the telephone...
00:21:55Well, you're not going to spend my life on the telephone or Carol's life.
00:21:58I've burned a couple of stakes so you have a coronary, is that it?
00:22:00Why won't you watch what you're doing?
00:22:03Uh, hold on, Wendell.
00:22:04I've got a bit of a situation developing here.
00:22:06Uh, we kept more stakes, you know.
00:22:07Oh, it's not the stakes.
00:22:09It's everything.
00:22:10Oh, well, that narrows you down.
00:22:12Listen, the last time we had this whole idea, your mother said you couldn't come.
00:22:16And you came because it wasn't my fault.
00:22:18I could come.
00:22:19I've done everything.
00:22:20I know how to do.
00:22:21I don't know how to do anything more than it is that I've already been doing.
00:22:24You got it.
00:22:25You got it.
00:22:26Well, I'm going to the hoot, nanny.
00:22:28Anybody want to come?
00:22:29No, it's you who said everything.
00:22:32Why don't you close us to get over that ditch?
00:22:34I'm welcome.
00:22:35Sure you can come.
00:22:48Hey, you want a ride?
00:22:50Sure.
00:22:50Is there enough room for both of us?
00:22:52Sure.
00:22:56Who's going to the hoot, nanny?
00:22:58So am I.
00:23:00Can you take it?
00:23:02There.
00:23:03Oh, okay.
00:23:05Can I pedal?
00:23:06Sure.
00:23:10Oh, my god.
00:23:12Oh, my god, Clementine.
00:23:16You are lost, they've gone forever.
00:23:19Dreadful sorry, Clementine.
00:23:22In a cavern, in a tangent, excavating for a hide.
00:23:29Well, the minor, 49er, and his dog, Clementine.
00:23:45Forever is right.
00:23:46Let's try this one.
00:23:54That's pretty.
00:23:55That's pretty.
00:23:55Come on, let's sing it with me.
00:23:56Come on, it's okay.
00:23:58Come on, let's do it.
00:23:59Come on, come on.
00:24:00Here we go.
00:24:01Oh, my God.
00:24:02Oh, my God.
00:24:03Oh, my darling Clementine.
00:24:07You are lost and gone forever.
00:24:10Oh, my darling Clementine.
00:24:13Just she drove to the water every morning just at night.
00:24:19Hit her foot against a splinter.
00:24:22Fell into the foamy bride.
00:24:25Oh, my darling.
00:24:27Oh, my darling.
00:24:28Oh, my darling Clementine.
00:24:30You are lost and gone forever.
00:24:34Dreadful story.
00:24:35We're all together now.
00:24:37Oh, my darling.
00:24:38Oh, my darling.
00:24:40Oh, my darling Clementine.
00:24:43You are lost and gone forever.
00:24:46Dreadful story.
00:24:48We're all together now.
00:24:55Hey.
00:25:03That's great.
00:25:06Well, I know we've got a lot of good singers.
00:25:08Hey, did you see my dog?
00:25:09No, did you lose him?
00:25:11Better go look for him.
00:25:12I'll go with you.
00:25:13Sure, if you want to.
00:25:14I'll go, too.
00:25:16All right.
00:25:17Everybody form a circle and let's do the hokey pokey.
00:25:20Come on.
00:25:21It's pretty hokey, but do it anyway.
00:25:25Can you believe it?
00:25:26The hokey pokey.
00:25:28It's going to be the car that's doing this on roller skates.
00:25:31Come on.
00:25:31Don't be pokey because it looks hokey.
00:25:33Are you ready?
00:25:34Okay, man.
00:25:35Let's hit it.
00:25:36Right foot.
00:25:38You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out.
00:25:42Let me have another hand.
00:25:49Let's go boogie.
00:25:53I'll look over in that area, Woody.
00:25:55You look over there.
00:25:56I'll look over by the motorhome.
00:25:58Hey, what's his name?
00:26:00Rufus.
00:26:01Rufus.
00:26:14Rufus.
00:26:33You called?
00:26:46You do the hokey pokey, and you turn yourself around.
00:26:50That's what it's all about.
00:26:53Another!
00:27:15You put your backside in, you take your backside out, you put your backside in, and you shake
00:27:22it all about.
00:27:26Rufus.
00:27:34Rufus.
00:27:36Rufus.
00:27:37Rufus.
00:27:39You do the hokey pokey, and you turn yourself around.
00:27:59That's what it's all about.
00:28:02Boom.
00:28:03That's what it's all about.
00:28:05That's the way to do it.
00:28:08What was that?
00:28:10What?
00:28:11I didn't hear nothing.
00:28:13Come on.
00:28:16Well, good evening.
00:28:17Oh, hi.
00:28:18I didn't mean to be so breathless afternoon.
00:28:21Oh, it's cool.
00:28:22I'm JJ.
00:28:23I'm Dick Forbinger.
00:28:24This is my wife, Ruth.
00:28:25What?
00:28:26Sounds like he's over there.
00:28:27Go get Carol, okay?
00:28:29And tell her to bring the flashlight.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:33You haven't by chance seen our daughter around yet?
00:28:36Well, it seems to me I saw her go off with my grandsons a few minutes ago.
00:28:42...popular religious resort.
00:28:44Closer to home, 63-year-old Halbert Skun Sawasco thought he lost a diamond ring while
00:28:50fishing at Bass Lake 12 years ago.
00:28:52Yesterday, while fishing at the same spot, he railed in a nine-pound rubber...
00:29:25...like a giant snuff was about to find my partner.
00:29:40I wasn't stealing anything, J.J.
00:29:44Carol said she'd be at the motorhome.
00:29:46So I went there, and Zach went the other way.
00:29:49That's where we heard the dog.
00:29:51Somebody was in that motorhome.
00:29:52Well, it wasn't me.
00:29:54You were coming out when we got there.
00:29:55Yeah, because Carol wasn't there.
00:29:58What about the radio and the flashlight?
00:30:00Well, I found the radio on the ground outside.
00:30:03I was going to use the flashlight to help Carol find her dumb dog.
00:30:07Boy, remind me not to be a good Samaritan, will you?
00:30:11Which way did Zach go, Woody?
00:30:13Want me to show you?
00:30:13Yeah.
00:30:14Come on, let's go.
00:30:46Get her out of here.
00:30:48Hey, I'll take care of this one.
00:30:56Are you sure it's this way?
00:31:01Zach!
00:31:03Zach!
00:31:05Zach!
00:31:08Zach!
00:31:08Zach!
00:31:08Zach!
00:31:09Zach!
00:31:10Zach!
00:31:10Zach!
00:31:11Zach!
00:31:11Zach!
00:31:13Zach!
00:31:14Zach!
00:31:16Zach!
00:31:16Zach!
00:31:16Zach!
00:31:21Zach!
00:31:29Zach!
00:31:31Zach!
00:31:34Zach!
00:32:05Zach! Carol!
00:32:25Carol, where are you?
00:32:28Where could she have gone?
00:32:30If your grandson is responsible for this...
00:32:33You stop right there, mister.
00:32:34No, you stop.
00:32:35If my daughter doesn't show up damn quick,
00:32:37I'm going to put in a call to the sheriff.
00:32:41Come on.
00:32:48What a nerd.
00:32:50What's he blaming us for?
00:32:52Well, he's got to blame somebody.
00:32:55Now, let's keep looking.
00:32:57Zach!
00:32:58Jack!
00:33:00Jack!
00:33:01Jack!
00:33:01Jack!
00:33:03Jack!
00:33:08Jack!
00:33:20Oh, my God.
00:33:57Oh
00:34:33Oh
00:34:39Y'all stay where y'all
00:34:43It's a long way down
00:35:25Don't hurt my dog
00:35:38Don't hurt my dog
00:35:53Carol
00:35:55Please, Dick, let's call the authorities
00:35:58I'll go, you keep looking, okay?
00:36:03Don't worry, honey, we'll find her
00:36:07Whoops, almost dropped the bag
00:36:10The doggy bag, got it?
00:36:12It's a hot dog
00:36:15Won't mama be surprised?
00:36:17I know it is
00:36:18I can't hardly wait to see the look on her face
00:36:20Oh, God
00:36:29Kidnapping is a federal offense, that's FBI stuff
00:36:32Well, it was an accident, Ma
00:36:34Hey, she just walked in on us
00:36:36Well, if you think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in jail
00:36:39On account of you two, you just got another thing coming
00:36:42Well, well, it was Yancy's idea, I didn't know
00:36:45Stop, you two, stop it
00:36:47Ow!
00:36:48That hurt, Ma
00:36:49That hurt
00:36:52Shut up, you bellerick
00:36:53We did it all for you, mama, all for you
00:36:56That's true, Ma, we did
00:36:57I was gonna take you to Las Vegas
00:36:59I was gonna take you to see Wayne Noon
00:37:01Just like you always wanted
00:37:02That's true, Ma
00:37:03Cross my heart
00:37:07Oh, that big old camper of theirs
00:37:09Cost him 67,000 bucks
00:37:13Now, he told me so himself
00:37:15Now, if he can buy that
00:37:16Well, his bank account must be just chock full of money
00:37:19I was gonna take you to see the slot machines
00:37:21I swear I was, mama
00:37:23If we could get that ransom money
00:37:25And be gone out of here
00:37:26Before anybody know they
00:37:28Long gone and freeze the wind
00:37:32What do you think, Pa?
00:37:34Oh, it hurts, mama
00:37:35Oh, go get some ice and put it on that thing
00:37:41Wayne Newton, huh?
00:37:55Woody!
00:37:56I'm over here
00:37:57I'm taking a leak
00:37:59Well, come on
00:38:00We better tell him about Zack
00:38:04I don't understand why the sheriff didn't come himself
00:38:07I'm his deputy, Mr. Forbinger
00:38:10I'm a qualified officer of the law
00:38:12I've handled runaways many times previous to this occasion
00:38:16And besides, the sheriff has a bad case of heartburn
00:38:19She's not a runaway
00:38:20My grandson's missing, too
00:38:24You'll have to wait your turn, please
00:38:25I only have two hands in it and one pencil
00:38:27But they were together
00:38:29Yeah, she went off to look for the dog
00:38:32And then we went off to look for the dog
00:38:34And then we heard the dog barking
00:38:35If you don't mind, we'll start with a complete description
00:38:39Name's Rufus
00:38:41Unusual name for a little girl
00:38:43Rufus is the dog
00:38:45Oh, I see
00:38:47Look, she's about 5 feet tall
00:38:48She's 12 years old
00:38:50Hey, that's old for a dog
00:38:52We're talking about our daughter, Carol
00:38:54Forget the dog
00:38:54You know, officer, I think what you should do is form a search party
00:38:58Go out and find her
00:39:00Listen, folks, could you excuse me for a minute?
00:39:02I have to make a phone call
00:39:17Margaret?
00:39:19Hiya
00:39:19Give me the sheriff, please
00:39:23Hello?
00:39:23It's me
00:39:25Listen, I'm up to the shorthairs here
00:39:26You think you can come over and give me a hand?
00:39:30Thanks, Dad
00:39:37They gotta come out sometime
00:39:38They gotta come out sometime
00:39:41Unless they went out another way
00:40:29When you have touched the face of darkness
00:40:31When you have touched the face of darkness
00:40:31When you have touched the face of darkness
00:40:32And you know it
00:40:33The face becomes light
00:40:35And you know it
00:40:46Who's there?
00:40:48Who's there?
00:40:51Is there somebody there?
00:40:52Hello?
00:40:52Who's there?
00:40:53Who's there?
00:40:53Who's there?
00:40:54Who's there?
00:40:55Who's there?
00:40:56Hello?
00:41:04Oh, my darling
00:41:07Oh, my darling
00:41:10Oh, my darling Clementine
00:41:15You are lost
00:41:23Lost and gone forever
00:41:29Dreadful sorry
00:41:33Clementine
00:41:42I don't see why you have to cut up my archers
00:41:45I told you, it's for the ransom note
00:41:48Come on, can't you just write them down?
00:41:51No, no, it's too easy to identify the handwriting
00:41:54Now, this way, it could be anybody who said it
00:41:58Now, where's that flower thing you took off in there?
00:42:01Right here in my pocket
00:42:03All right, give it to me
00:42:06This thing will sure approve we got her
00:42:09Pretty smart thinking, Yancy
00:42:12Take it after you, Mama
00:42:15Don't push it, son
00:42:18How are you going to send the note, Mom?
00:42:31Mama, your pistol
00:42:36Frankly, there's not much we can do about it till daylight
00:42:39In the morning I'll get the boys down from the forestry service
00:42:42Fish and game department
00:42:43They know the hell out of this country
00:42:46Oh, boy
00:42:48Don't ever eat chili out of a dented can, that's my advice
00:42:51Give me some of that coke, Lester
00:42:55What can we do?
00:42:59Nothing, thanks
00:43:00I'll be all right directly
00:43:01What can we do about our daughter?
00:43:04Hey, I know how you feel, both of you
00:43:06And I know you're worried
00:43:07But with my experience and my expertise
00:43:10I can tell you one thing right now
00:43:12Neither one of them kids is in a speck of danger
00:43:15Now, the best thing for y'all to do is to get some sleep
00:43:18And when it's light, we'll find them for you
00:43:21I'm sorry, Sheriff, I can't wait till it's light
00:43:27I'll bet you dimes the doughnuts those kids aren't lost at all
00:43:32Most likely out in the bushes playing grab ass
00:43:35Well, thank you very much, Sheriff
00:43:37You're a real souffle
00:43:42Real souffle
00:43:44Come on, Woody
00:44:05Get him in the bag
00:44:06Yes, ma'am
00:44:10Get him in there
00:44:12And you be sure they get him
00:44:14Because if they don't get him
00:44:16We're up that crick without a paddle
00:44:17And you be careful
00:44:22Sure looks like his dad
00:44:28Except for his nose
00:44:30And his grandfather's nose
00:44:33There's no question about it
00:44:34No question at all
00:44:36Oh, what do you want to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to
00:44:54do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to
00:44:54do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to
00:44:54do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to
00:44:54do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to
00:44:54do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to
00:44:54do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to
00:44:54do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to
00:44:55do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to
00:44:55do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to
00:44:55do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to
00:45:22Quiet as a dead frog.
00:45:26Hurry back, Harley.
00:45:42Care for some coffee, dear?
00:45:44No, thanks, honey.
00:46:23Ma'am, you don't know.
00:46:26You don't know.
00:46:38Come on.
00:46:43Up there?
00:47:01I don't know what they are.
00:47:25Come here, boy.
00:47:26Come here.
00:47:28Come here, sugar.
00:47:33Hey, you sweet thing.
00:47:38Come on.
00:47:38Come here, Uncle Carl.
00:48:04Come here, Uncle Carl.
00:48:10Come here, Uncle Carl.
00:48:12Ruth?
00:48:13Ruth, come here.
00:48:27I don't care what time it is, Sheriff.
00:48:28You call the FBI and get your ass up here.
00:48:30My daughter's been kidnapped.
00:48:32I'm out of here.
00:48:32Let's do it.
00:48:32Let's do it.
00:48:46Let's do it.
00:49:06Where's Gigi? We got to get her out of there.
00:49:10I don't know. I fell asleep.
00:49:12We can't wait. Come on.
00:49:20Could be somebody's playing a weird joke.
00:49:28Don't cry, Mrs. Forbinger.
00:49:30I called the FBI myself and swear to God they're on their way.
00:49:34Didn't I, Dad? I put in that call myself.
00:49:36Yes, he did. He sure did.
00:49:38I'm glad you did, because now my other grandson's missing.
00:49:41I left Woody sleeping.
00:49:43While I looked for you folks, I came back. He was gone.
00:49:58Here we go.
00:50:19Here we go.
00:50:23Here we go.
00:50:23Get ready, sir. Get ready, girl.
00:50:27Hey, get ready, Wayne.
00:50:28Don't go check.
00:50:31Now y'all, now y'all just stop your bell ring.
00:50:35We got to figure out a diver...
00:50:42We got to figure out a diversion, a way to get the ransom money.
00:50:48What's a diversion?
00:50:50Diversion. Diversion.
00:50:53Like they think you're going to do one thing and you do a different thing to distract them.
00:50:58Is that right, Ma?
00:50:59Is that right, Ma?
00:50:59That's right, Carly. That's exactly right.
00:51:02And we got to be quick and we got to be bold.
00:51:05Look at that call.
00:51:06Look at that call.
00:51:10I diverged them. I diverged old Carl, didn't I, Ma?
00:51:13I'm going to diverge the two of you if you don't settle down the business. Now wipe that stuff off.
00:51:19Oh, God.
00:51:27Yes, sir. Can we help you?
00:51:29Sheriff, we're with the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
00:51:32Thank God.
00:51:34Sure glad you made a scene.
00:51:37There's been mighty weird stuff coming down here.
00:51:40Well, suppose we started to begin.
00:51:41How come that old guy talks like that?
00:51:44Cena.
00:51:47Are we lost?
00:51:49No, it's right here.
00:51:55So this is it, huh?
00:51:57Yep.
00:52:00Say, guess what, kid? Zap.
00:52:02We got your daughter Kapow.
00:52:04Want her back? Let's trade.
00:52:0625,000 and the jughead's yours.
00:52:08Obviously dealing with a very subtle mind here.
00:52:11Meanwhile, put the dough at the top of Bingham's Point at 3 p.m.
00:52:16Bingham's Point.
00:52:18They couldn't have picked a better place for them.
00:52:21Strange, no mention of my grandsons.
00:52:24I was just thinking the same thing myself.
00:52:26Can you two have the $25,000 here by this afternoon?
00:52:29It's on the way.
00:52:30In the line of the position.
00:52:33Mr. and Mrs. Forbinger, our main concern is the safety of your daughter.
00:52:36And anything else comes second, including the apprehension of the kidnappers.
00:52:40But let me tell you one thing between you and me.
00:52:41We intend to nail them.
00:52:45Carol!
00:52:51Carol!
00:52:52Here, back here!
00:52:54That was her!
00:52:55Come on!
00:53:02Carol!
00:53:03Watch out!
00:53:04No!
00:53:05Stop!
00:53:07Hey, drop in any time!
00:53:10Are you okay?
00:53:11Still in one piece.
00:53:13So far.
00:53:14How'd they get you over there?
00:53:16There's a board down the tunnel.
00:53:18But watch out!
00:53:19The pit goes really far down.
00:53:22No shit, Sherlock.
00:53:35Base camp, here comes the candy.
00:53:37Roger.
00:53:38Bombs away!
00:53:41Bullseye, Woody!
00:53:42Steady descent!
00:53:48Come on, Carol.
00:53:50It'll hold.
00:53:54Take my hand.
00:54:14Hold on, Carol!
00:54:17Zach!
00:54:18Back up and I'll grab you.
00:54:21Come on.
00:54:22You can do it, Zach!
00:54:27Come on, Zach!
00:54:29You can do it!
00:54:30Come on.
00:54:37Come on, Zach.
00:54:39You can do it!
00:54:41Thanks.
00:54:42Any time.
00:54:44Meanwhile, three heart attacks later.
00:54:47Are you okay?
00:54:48Yeah.
00:54:49I guess we'll have to go and get some help.
00:54:52One of us ought to stay.
00:54:54Gee, I wonder who that's gonna be.
00:54:57Here, don't get lost.
00:55:00I'll be back as fast as I can.
00:55:03Don't worry, the kid's a pro.
00:55:14Station one to base camp.
00:55:18Yeah, base camp, go ahead.
00:55:20We have a kid in a karate suit,
00:55:22moving west toward the campground.
00:55:24Over.
00:55:27First, you inhale really deep,
00:55:29and then let it out, like an explosion.
00:55:32Go on, try it.
00:55:35Hi-ya!
00:55:37Great!
00:55:38April!
00:55:39Plus, just remember that next time you get kidnapped.
00:55:45Hi-ya!
00:55:47Hi-ya!
00:55:48Hi-ya!
00:55:51Tried to help her, but the plank broke.
00:55:53Woody's with an owl. I'll show you.
00:55:55Is she all right? She wasn't hurt.
00:55:57Just a little scared.
00:55:58Anything else you can tell us about that cave she's supposed to be in?
00:56:01Just what I already said.
00:56:02There's a cliff at the entrance.
00:56:04I went up there. I could look down right on it.
00:56:06Kincaid's mine.
00:56:08Kincaid's mine? No way. There's no pit in there.
00:56:11It's gotta be.
00:56:12Oh, Dad, I know Kincaid's mine as well as I know my own space.
00:56:16I used to take Cindy Gargans up there and...
00:56:19I think we're gonna take a look.
00:56:21Let's go.
00:56:24Son, you stay right here.
00:56:29Okay, you ready for this one?
00:56:31This one will really freak you out.
00:56:33Ready? Here goes.
00:56:43Wow! How'd you do that?
00:56:46I didn't.
00:56:54That's my old pal.
00:56:57How'd you like it?
00:57:10How'd you like it?
00:57:12Woody!
00:57:17Woody!
00:57:20Freeze, you little shitheader. I'll send you straight to hell.
00:57:25Yes, get another board up here.
00:57:28Here you go.
00:57:41Get here!
00:57:43Get here!
00:58:07I wouldn't say it was a wild goose chase, but I wouldn't want to take no bets on it.
00:58:14Well, now you don't want to forget your watch.
00:58:19You won't know what time it is.
00:58:31It's not much fun.
00:58:39It's not much fun.
00:58:44It's not much fun.
00:58:50It's not much fun.
00:59:10It's not much fun.
00:59:46It's not much fun.
00:59:48I don't know, Zack.
00:59:48Well, maybe they got out some other way.
00:59:50Maybe they're on their way to camp right now.
00:59:53They couldn't have gotten out by themselves.
00:59:56Well, if something really did happen,
00:59:58Woody would have left some kind of signal.
01:00:00Well, come on.
01:00:01Maybe we haven't looked deep enough.
01:00:03Come on.
01:00:10What are you doing?
01:00:11Well, this way, we can find our way out.
01:00:17But we've got to do it, Ma.
01:00:20We can't leave no witnesses.
01:00:22What?
01:00:23They'll be over this way.
01:00:24They won't even feel nothing, I swear.
01:00:27Yeah, but I keep thinking about when you and Yance are little boys.
01:00:32Toe heads, both of you.
01:00:34Chocolate smeared every widget weighs on your chin.
01:00:41And I wonder what I would have done today if somebody kidnapped my boys and never come home.
01:00:48That's right, Ma.
01:00:49Why, Yance, you'd have never gone to the state hospital.
01:00:52Oh.
01:00:53And I'd have lost them six years in jail.
01:00:56Well, I missed you, Collie.
01:00:58And who knows, you might have gotten that boarding house you always wanted.
01:01:01Hmm.
01:01:02And Pa, he might not have took off the way he'd done.
01:01:05I'm beginning to see your point.
01:01:09Hell, we might even be doing them kids' folks a favor.
01:01:15They're gonna bump us off.
01:01:17Not if I can help it.
01:01:22Let's do it this way.
01:01:27Now, this homing device is actually a very powerful radio transmitter.
01:01:32Our mobile receiving stations can track it for over three miles.
01:01:36And as soon as the kidnappers make the pickup, wham, we're gonna be tracking it.
01:01:40The rest of it, we're just gonna have to play by ear because it's impossible to track that entire terrain.
01:01:45Just one thing I have to insist on.
01:01:46And what's that?
01:01:47I'm gonna make the delivery.
01:01:48I'm sorry, we can't allow that. That's our job.
01:01:50It's our daughter, Lunsford.
01:01:53Mr. Forbinger, I understand how you feel.
01:01:55No, I don't think you do understand.
01:01:57Because I don't think the situation affects you personally in any way whatsoever.
01:02:06Well, that's all she wrote on that line.
01:02:12Look!
01:02:16It's Carol's. I'm positive.
01:02:18They must have gone through there.
01:02:19Well, let's go. Maybe there's another way out.
01:02:30I knew there was another way out.
01:02:46I wonder. That old house. Do you think maybe?
01:02:51I don't know. Let's go down and take a closer peek.
01:02:57Okay, now you got the sack.
01:02:59Right here.
01:03:00The dynamite.
01:03:01Yes, ma'am.
01:03:01Now you let Collie carry that.
01:03:03I never get to take care of the dynamite, Mama.
01:03:05Well, you can carry the mask.
01:03:07Ha-ha, I can carry the mask.
01:03:09You needs a mask.
01:03:10Where are the gloves?
01:03:11Uh, check.
01:03:12All right, and the shotgun?
01:03:14Check, check, check.
01:03:16That's it, better.
01:03:20Now all we need is a good luck kiss.
01:03:23Get off of me, death breath.
01:03:25You're gonna hurt my glasses.
01:03:26Yes, yes, you stop it, stop it.
01:03:29Now listen.
01:03:29You ain't running no hot cars tonight.
01:03:33Yes, it's our first wheel break we ever done had.
01:03:35So now, settle down, think straight, and follow the plan.
01:03:41Before you know it, we'll be in Las Vegas just to shaking the dice.
01:03:47Yes, ma'am.
01:04:02What do you think's that?
01:04:04I didn't get a good look at them.
01:04:06But I'll bet you anything, it's them.
01:04:08Well, that probably means that Woody and Carol are in the house.
01:04:11But we gotta go in there and get them.
01:04:12No!
01:04:13We gotta get the police.
01:04:14You don't believe us.
01:04:15You don't believe us when you give them that.
01:04:18Now go on.
01:04:19I'll stand guard here.
01:04:21Well, what's the matter?
01:04:23Nothing.
01:04:23But I sure have been getting a lot of exercise.
01:04:25Oh, hurry.
01:04:26Go on.
01:04:29Bingham's Point.
01:04:31So that's where the kidnappers want the money delivered?
01:04:34Yes, sir.
01:04:37Well, we know where, but we don't know how until our money man gets to the top.
01:04:42How accessible is that spot?
01:04:43Well, I think you'd better round up here.
01:04:45Great if you're a mountain goat.
01:04:47Well, I think you'd better round up all your mountain goats, Sheriff.
01:04:50We'll send them back there and hope for the best.
01:04:52Yes, sir.
01:05:12It's almost time.
01:05:15You all set to track the briefcase?
01:05:17Right.
01:05:24Let him look.
01:05:27Come on, Ed.
01:05:30Ready?
01:05:31Ready as I'll ever be.
01:05:32Let's go.
01:05:41Hold it.
01:05:43There's no way we can get to the point from here.
01:05:46I'll go to the point and you do the T version.
01:06:06Excuse me, have you seen the FBI of the cops?
01:06:08I can't find them anywhere.
01:06:12FBI.
01:06:14Have you seen them?
01:06:18FBI?
01:06:20Ah, never mind.
01:06:24I'm right behind you.
01:06:28Come on, we'll try it the other way.
01:06:32Where the heck are they?
01:06:34I could just find some help.
01:06:54I've got to practice my driving some time.
01:06:56?
01:07:12에이?
01:07:13?
01:07:14?
01:07:14?
01:07:16?
01:07:16?
01:07:17?
01:07:17?
01:07:18?
01:07:18?
01:07:18?
01:07:18?
01:07:22?
01:07:23?
01:07:23?
01:07:24Hey! Hey, Mike! Wait a minute!
01:07:27Hey! Hey!
01:07:30My kid! My kid! Hey!
01:07:32Hey!
01:07:45Sir!
01:07:47The signal. It's moving.
01:07:51What the hell's Niles doing? I didn't tell him to go yet.
01:08:01Niles!
01:08:03Right here, sir.
01:08:09What are you doing here?
01:08:10Well, I was just talking to him.
01:08:12The signal's moving.
01:08:13What? Where's the briefcase, Niles?
01:08:14Uh, well, I have to...
01:08:18Damn!
01:08:20Yeah!
01:08:22Yeah!
01:09:23So we meet again, pajama man.
01:09:29It's a kid.
01:09:31Hey, fellas.
01:09:34Look what I got here.
01:09:37Mr. Pajamas.
01:09:39Come on!
01:10:07Come on!
01:10:24Oh, my God.
01:10:38the briefcase is moving again that's gotta be it niles niles the pickup's been made we're moving
01:10:44up there must think we're stupid or something fbi secret caves kidnappers it's true don't let me
01:10:52buy check this bruce lee jr what are you gonna do if we don't let you buy what are you
01:10:57gonna do
01:11:07hey i think he's kind of cute he's not only cute he's good
01:11:19steve park that crate
01:11:23what hey we can get you where you're going in half the time
01:11:27mean you're gonna help me who knows someday one of my brothers might be in trouble
01:11:41what about the two girls is coming just hold your breath and count to five
01:11:50las vegas here we come
01:12:13all right all right come on it's all clear
01:12:24you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
01:12:29that's what it's all about
01:12:35here's our turn up ahead
01:12:39you put your tush in you put your tush out
01:12:51where's the mic
01:12:54this is inspector lunchford
01:12:55i want all available men all available vehicles
01:12:59as long as they're within a three mile radius of here we still got a chance
01:13:01stopping with a roadblock
01:13:06get rid of that thing
01:13:16what's happening
01:13:17they've turned around
01:13:19great then we got them i'm going to the roadblock
01:13:32that's what it's all about
01:13:34oh it's gonna be good to get back home
01:13:43the signal is moving along route four zero toward highway five five over
01:13:50roger roadblock in position
01:13:53we'll advise
01:13:55looks like they're coming our way boys
01:13:59my favorite ruse is tush
01:14:02but
01:14:17all right out of the car
01:14:18out of the car
01:14:23turn around get your hands up
01:14:27all right where is it
01:14:46two punches key eye on the second punch ready
01:14:49one
01:14:51two
01:14:52three
01:14:54four
01:14:55five
01:14:55five
01:14:56five
01:14:56five
01:14:57five
01:15:00line up be seated
01:15:02in your order you all know your order
01:15:04let's go move quickly
01:15:06dog a little bit
01:15:07move it up
01:15:10next group start moving
01:15:25there's a ball
01:15:41calm your mind
01:15:42students
01:15:43oh without calm
01:15:45there can be no concentration
01:15:47now
01:15:49we'll have a demonstration from some of your instructors
01:15:54mr johnson
01:15:56or
01:16:24different
01:16:25so
01:16:25now
01:16:48Come on, Zack, let's go, come on, come on, come on.
01:16:59Come on, Zack, let's go, come on.
01:17:28Let's do it.
01:17:30Got it?
01:17:36Whoa!
01:17:37Whoa!
01:17:38Whoa!
01:17:39Whoa!
01:17:41Whoa!
01:17:41Whoa!
01:17:42Wait till you see this, Moe.
01:17:45You ain't never seen anything like this.
01:17:47Oh, Mike!
01:17:47Whoa!
01:18:07Hmm, hmm, Las Vegas.
01:18:11Just a rollin' them dice.
01:18:17We did it, Ma.
01:18:19We done pulled it off.
01:18:21Hmm, hmm.
01:18:22Hmm.
01:18:25We pulled it off.
01:18:29There is that one thing, though.
01:18:35Well, just do it away from me, that's all.
01:18:39Just do it away from me.
01:18:46Oh, yeah.
01:18:47Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:18:48I think when you come in there, it's all right now.
01:18:50Yeah.
01:19:05I'm so excited.
01:19:08I can't wait until you see the captain.
01:19:10Or do you see how he's located?
01:19:12We got about a dozen bikers here, kids in karate suits.
01:19:17This is as far as we go.
01:19:18Cops and us don't get along very well.
01:19:20Okay.
01:19:22Come on, Dragons. Let's go!
01:19:25Come on, Dragons! Come on up!
01:19:29Hey! Good luck, Dragons!
01:19:31Good luck, Dragons!
01:19:41We're happy to have a bag! Come on!
01:19:46Well, that's most of our goods, I guess.
01:19:49Much we need, anyhow.
01:19:51You reckon it's time for that other thing now?
01:19:53Mm-hmm.
01:19:55All we do is take them back up to the cave and...
01:20:01Splash.
01:20:03They won't ever even find them.
01:20:05Well, just do it fast, that's all.
01:20:08And don't never talk about it afterwards.
01:20:10Okay, let's go get them.
01:20:18JJ!
01:20:20JJ!
01:20:44How are you all doing?
01:20:47What's it to you?
01:20:53Leave her alone!
01:20:57What are you gonna do with her?
01:21:02All I have to do is lean forward a little bit.
01:21:08You just behave yourself.
01:21:12I'll be right back.
01:21:13I'll be right back.
01:21:14No, no, no!
01:21:49Yeah, I thought I left you open.
01:22:19He ain't there, he ain't there, he got free.
01:22:22Well, no more Mr. Nice Guy if I was for you.
01:22:25Yes, you go that way, I'll take your salary.
01:22:53Carly, yes, I got him, there's two of them.
01:22:59Carly, I got him, I found him.
01:23:02Carly, Carly, did you hear me, Carly?
01:23:08Let's go.
01:23:09Yeah!
01:23:11Yeah!
01:23:13Yeah!
01:23:16God, you killed me.
01:23:19Oh, God.
01:23:21Oh, God.
01:23:33Ah!
01:23:37Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
01:23:39Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
01:23:40Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
01:23:41HEE-YAAAAHHHHH!
01:23:47I'm in here!
01:23:49Help! Get away!
01:23:54Get back, we've got a board!
01:23:59Ahhhh!
01:24:00I'm in here!
01:24:19KEE-YAAAAH!
01:24:24KEE-YAAAAH!
01:24:32KEE-YAAAAH!
01:24:33Ahhhh!
01:24:34I got one! I got two of them, Ma!
01:24:36I got two, Beauty!
01:24:37I'll be right back!
01:24:38I got two, Ma! I got two!
01:24:40Whoa!
01:24:41KEE-YAAAAH!
01:24:44Ahhhhhhh!
01:24:46Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
01:24:47Shit!
01:24:47HEE-YAAAAH!
01:24:54Shhhh!
01:24:57Shhh!
01:24:57Get back!
01:24:59Get back!
01:25:00Get out! Get out of the way!
01:25:01Ahhhhhhhhh!
01:25:05That was crazy.
01:25:08Hiii!
01:25:10Freeze, you big shit head, or I'll send you straight to hell!
01:25:13Don't do it, Woody.
01:25:15Woody, he'll kill you. Don't do it.
01:25:28All right, now.
01:25:31I figure five kids per barrel.
01:25:43A good one.
01:26:00All right.
01:26:02We'll take it from here.
01:26:23Double punching, ready?
01:26:25H.
01:26:26H.
01:26:28H.
01:26:29H.
01:26:30H.
01:26:31H.
01:26:31H.
01:26:32H.
01:26:34Back row, step forward.
01:26:39All right, today, we have belt promotions.
01:26:42Zack.
01:26:43Elon.
01:26:46Tina.
01:26:49Woody.
01:26:54Hey.
01:26:58Turn around and kneel.
01:27:01All right, remove your belts.
01:27:09These students have shown outstanding courage and ability.
01:27:15All right, tie on your belts.
01:27:28On your feet.
01:27:33Hey.
01:27:34Hey.
01:27:36Congratulations.
01:27:43Hey.
01:27:55Toot.
01:27:56Yeah, aye.
01:28:00Woof.
01:28:02Woof.
01:28:04Woof.
01:28:04Woof.
01:28:04Woof.
01:28:04Woof.
01:28:05Woof.
01:28:06Woof.
01:28:07Woof.
01:28:08Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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