00:04Don't worry cowboy, I'll let you live, but it will be worse, it will be worse because
00:20I'll be all around you, far into the desert, in everything you hear, my name will be there.
00:31In everything you see, my name will be there.
00:37In the whispering wind, my name will be there.
00:41Under each heavy footstep you take, is my name.
00:46My name will be that wall you endlessly run into.
00:55And you'll be afraid cowboy, afraid even of your shadow.
01:01There you go.
01:02There you go.
01:13There you go.
01:15Do you like the head of the door?
01:16Where do you feel?
01:18There you go.
01:22There you go.
01:24There you go.
01:25There you go.
01:28Where are you?
01:28There you go.
01:31There you go.
01:46Ah!
01:48AHHHH!
01:49AAAAAH!
02:05Lincoln's convoy passed through here.
02:08Not far from where we used to live.
02:13You okay?
02:15I'm doing well. Why?
02:16Well, we're going to have to face the man who almost killed you.
02:18It's more like he's going to have to face us.
02:21Okay, so here we are.
02:23I'm being serious and you're acting all tough.
02:25Well, of course I am because we're three against one.
02:28And together we're stronger.
02:30I'm so scared something will happen to you.
03:15It's the convoy. Looks like they're boxed in.
03:20Look at the soldiers on the ground.
03:21The bodies with the gray and red uniforms are sentinels, the president's personal guard.
03:25You're obviously blindsided.
03:30In everything you hear, in everything you see, my name will be there.
03:37Hey, analysis of the situation.
03:40Okay.
03:42Uphill, there are shooters hiding in the rocks.
03:44And downhill, the wagons have been blown up.
03:46But no cannon fire.
03:48So either they're out of artillery, or they've been sabotaged like that one.
03:54Did you hear that cracking?
03:55It's a Sharps 59. It's coming from the wagons.
04:00There's a sniper keeping the enemy in check.
04:02With all the sentinels that have fallen, he won't hold that long.
04:05In other words, we need to figure out how to cross a 300-yard open field with a bunch of
04:10heavily-armed, trigger-happy idiots watching us.
04:13Yep.
04:14We're gonna need a battle plan that's...
04:17daring.
04:18Imprudent.
04:20Suicidal.
04:21Stupid, then.
04:22Stupid.
04:23Heavy.
04:30Threat.
04:40C'mon.
04:42Over there!
04:44Stupid.
04:47Oh!
05:00What? Sorry, but in the odyssey it worked and Ulysses hid under the sheep's bellies.
05:04No problem. Bushes don't walk!
05:05What was your idea? You drew a blank.
05:16Speed fire!
05:19I surrender! No more lives!
05:24Do you hear me? I surrender!
05:29But my Winchester doesn't!
05:34It's the president.
05:39Move it! Hurry up!
05:46Hurry!
05:51Hell of a change from Cogs!
05:57They should leave us alone for a while.
06:00Abraham Lincoln, 16th president of the United States, ready to serve.
06:05I'm so happy to see you, Luke. How long has it been?
06:07Almost three years, Mr. President.
06:08That's so funny. I was thinking of old friends and how I should invite them to Washington and pow.
06:12Here we are together under siege in New Mexico. Talk about kismet.
06:16We're not here by chance, Mr. President.
06:19What do you mean?
06:24There's gonna be a coup? Come on, we just won the election. Really, these guys have no patience.
06:28No, but they do have guns, Mr. President. So we're here to rescue you.
06:32Oh, is that why you brought your team? Now I get it. Between us, the lonesome cowboy, who doesn't wash,
06:38talk, or smile. A bit outdated and cliché, if you know what I mean. It does make me sad, though.
06:42Are your defenses strong?
06:44Yes. Of course. At least so far. They attacked us by surprise, but my men fought tooth and nail. I
06:51sent a fireteam behind enemy lines to neutralize their cannons. The mission must have been successful, otherwise they would have
06:56wiped us out. But none of them came back alive. Ever since then, we've held on.
07:01Did you try to escape?
07:02Of course, but from above, they've got us surrounded on all three sides. And ever since they captured our wagon
07:07over there, they've closed our rear flank.
07:09Okay, we're surrounded.
07:11However, luckily, we have an excellent sniper to keep the enemy in check. Me.
07:30I've always been a Wild West man at heart. I can feel it in my bones. It awakens something in
07:34me. I feel so much more alive.
07:36And if there's one thing that I've learned so far is that the river rat needs to come home right
07:41now.
07:44The river rat needs to come home right now.
07:47The river rat can right now?
07:49It's a code. I sent him to retrieve the ammo off the bodies.
07:53River rat, Bambini! I mean Corporal Bambini! Come back! Right away!
07:58Impossible!
07:59What do you mean impossible? What's wrong with you?
08:02What are you waiting for, Bambini?
08:04For Congress to pass a law against lazy ass-
08:07Look over there.
08:12It must be one of the men I sent to sabotage the cannons over there.
08:21It must be one of the men I sent to sabotage the cannons over there.
08:22Come on, hurry up!
08:27That's all? How many are there?
08:28Thirty-seven!
08:30Count them again.
08:36I lost hope, Sergeant.
08:39Fierce, Mr. President.
08:47I'm the only survivor.
08:49It's as bad as Gettysburg. It's not a pretty sight.
08:53Permission to resupply and go back and fight, Mr. President.
08:56All their cannons are destroyed, but they still have shooters.
08:59Nice work, Sergeant.
09:01Hey, on the other side of the lines.
09:03Did you see where the enemy was hiding?
09:06Yeah. Why?
09:07Because we're gonna need you.
09:15Well, we don't have enough bullets to hold them off.
09:17Oh, well, Bambini can always go and find some.
09:19That won't help in the long run.
09:22Mr. President, we have to attempt a breakout.
09:24You want us to flee? Like Southerners?
09:26I don't take sides, Mr. President.
09:28I take action.
09:30This is the rallying point.
09:32We are in the middle.
09:34The enemy is here and here.
09:38Because you already eliminated 23 of their men, they will have to redeploy.
09:41He's right.
09:42Thanks to the President's sharp shooting on their left flank,
09:45they all rallied here and found shelter on the higher ground.
09:50Which means that by crossing both of their firing angles...
09:57Now there's a blind spot.
09:58But the last 10 yards before the rallying point is exposed to rain.
10:02Which means we'll die.
10:05Unless, of course, we could cover our entire bodies with metal plates.
10:09Look at these. They put a bunch of these all over the wagons.
10:12We'll slide these under our clothes to protect us.
10:14We're gonna destroy them.
10:17Mr. President, with all due respect to you, I honestly doubt that we'll ever want-
10:21Well, if push comes to shove, it fails.
10:22We run away. Z wins.
10:24The system collapses.
10:25She kills people and makes Bampini her toy.
10:27Wait, what? No, why would I become her toy?
10:30And as for me, I'll fect my own death.
10:32Then I'll come join your little team.
10:34Then, all together, we can go to the plains of South Dakota.
10:37Just a bunch of outlaws hunting outlaws.
10:40Tracking men and rewards.
10:41The renegades.
10:43Okay. Or we evacuate in two separate groups.
10:46You three, go with Pierce and Bampini to find reinforcements.
10:49They've already crossed enemy lines, they'll be able to guide you.
10:51The men and I, we'll create a diversion to fool them.
10:54They'll concentrate their gunfire on us, so you can escape.
10:56We'll hold them for as long as necessary.
11:01Let's go.
11:07Let's go.
11:14You can't stay here.
11:16I mean, we need you.
11:17With us.
11:19Right now, they need my help here.
11:20What if something goes wrong?
11:25I've got things to tell you.
11:27One more reason to save the country and its freedom of speech.
11:34Don't worry.
11:45You'll take care of the girls.
11:47I mean, all of them.
11:50Everyone.
11:51Hm.
12:05Hey, you okay?
12:06No.
12:10For courage.
12:17Mr. President?
12:19Would you like some?
12:21Just a second.
12:23Can I try?
12:33I know that smell.
12:34And I know you.
12:36It's chloroform.
12:38It's chloro-what?
12:42What the hell's going on, Pierce?
12:43That's not Pierce.
12:45He took the uniform off his dead body.
12:48But he forgot this little detail.
12:52The red badge of courage.
12:54It's for those who fought in Pittsburgh.
12:56Except he couldn't have been there.
12:58It happened on the same day as the worst battle he ever saw.
13:01Gettysburg.
13:02Almost 200 miles from Pittsburgh.
13:05Sentinels!
13:06We were here for him, too.
13:10We've got him in and out.
13:27This trees will be moved over.
13:27It's a river on the wall.
13:27No!
13:27I don't know.
14:23What are you doing?
14:25What are you doing?
14:30But the right question isn't that.
14:32The right question is, are all of your weapons pointed the right way?
14:52We've been waiting for your signal.
15:06What are you doing?
15:07What are you doing?
16:18I put you all the way over here so you can enjoy the scent of the pine trees.
16:23It's impressive how smells can bring back memories.
16:26As I recall, we're not far away.
16:29It's like coming home.
16:31You can smell gunpowder, fear, blood.
16:44Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you.
16:47Look at the one who spared your life.
16:50When he could have easily killed you instead.
16:52Oh, my God.
17:21It's time for you to sign, Lincoln.
17:24Eight letters, one period, and it's over.
17:33You really think I'm going to hand you over New Mexico?
17:35Yes, and in all legality.
17:37A first step in renewing the United States.
17:39We're plunging into chaos?
17:41How dare you mention chaos?
17:42When you've destroyed all our values, you promised everything to the people, including freedom to all.
17:47Freedom to speak, think, and own land.
17:49That's not what the people need.
17:51All they need is order and rules to follow to know where their place is.
17:54So I'll make sure it all gets restored.
17:56I'll empathy and progress, even your pathetic abolition.
17:59I'll dismantle everything.
18:00Yeah, great fantasy you've got there.
18:03How many men do you have left?
18:05Four.
18:07That's the exact number of times I'll politely ask.
18:09And I politely ask you to fuck off now.
18:16One down, and next will be your private, and I'll rip his eyes out.
18:20After that, your corporal.
18:21Not her toy.
18:23Not her toy.
18:38I'll sign.
18:43I'll sign.
18:57I'll sign.
18:58This is bad.
19:20Why are you smiling?
19:21I just located my finger.
19:23And that makes you smile?
19:26Yeah, it's the right one.
19:34Thank you for such a presidential gesture.
19:36And God bless America.
19:37My dad will bless your America.
19:41Maybe you should ask him for me.
20:05Long live the state of New New Mexico!
20:10This is the start of a new era.
20:14Finally, we have obtained what we wanted.
20:20Go, go, go!
20:21Please!
20:26The Declaration!
20:28Chase stole my Declaration!
20:32Come on, guys!
20:33Come on, guys, let's hunt her down!
20:35I said shit!
20:38Go, go, go!
20:40Go, go, go!
20:40Go, go, go!
21:03You have to save our Luis.
21:58You have to save our Luis.
22:23You have to save our Luis.
22:36You have to save our Luis.
22:37Mr. President!
22:43Wow!
22:45Now that's what you call protection!
23:16I'm gonna kill you!
23:38Help!
23:39Help!
23:40Let me go!
23:41Help!
23:42Help!
23:44Help!
23:45Help!
23:48Help!
23:49Help!
23:49Help!
23:51Help!
23:52Help!
23:53Help!
23:54Help!
23:54Help!
24:09Help!
24:12Help!
24:16Help!
24:23Help!
24:27Help!
24:37Help!
24:40Help!
24:41Help!
24:42Help!
24:43Help!
24:43Help!
24:44Help!
24:46In order not to tremble you must have a heart of stone.
24:51But you decided to let them back into your life.
24:53Help!
24:58Now you're paralyzed.
25:01You won't be able to save her.
25:02Yes you will!
25:04Shoot!
25:05Help!
25:11Help!
25:13Help!
25:18Do you hear it coming, Luke?
25:19Help!
25:23The miracle?
25:26It's that special moment when lightning strikes the same place.
25:29Where it did before.
25:34Today's second lesson is, in the west.
25:37If someone wears sleeves, it's not because they're cold.
25:40It's to hide the cards.
25:52Do you see Luke?
25:53He's a cheater!
25:54That's what makes him quicker!
26:19Kill!
26:21Go!
26:22Go!
26:23Jump!
26:25No!
26:36No!
26:40No!
26:52Oh, my God.
27:23Oh, my God.
27:48I told you I'd kill you.
28:09I wanted to know what it felt like to be the real calamity.
28:39Oh, my God.
28:42One of the most remarkable figures, a true hero from the Wild West, someone who, I must
28:48admit, I've always been a fan of, the one and only Calamity Jane.
29:09Mr. President, this is an honor.
29:14Excuse me.
29:15Sorry.
29:15Do you mind holding this for me, please?
29:19What are you doing here?
29:20Oh, well, I'm here with Mrs. Jane for her book.
29:23What do you mean?
29:23She didn't mention it?
29:25We're relaunching the franchise as a photo note.
29:27Calamity Jane, Volume 3.
29:29Title's mine.
29:30Real feats caught in the act.
29:31There's action and emotion, 100% authentic.
29:33She told me the whole story.
29:35Like, earlier in the forest, when she took on 32 desperados before saving you all?
29:39Thank goodness she was there.
29:44Well, then, um, did she save us to save us, or for her book, then?
29:50Muybridge.
29:51Photograph.
29:53Find your places, please.
29:55Are you ready, Mr. President?
30:00Stand still.
30:23That was really super intense.
30:27When we said a lot of things, when we avoided saying a lot of things, this means you'll
30:36be leaving, am I right?
30:39Come on, Muybridge.
30:40We're out of here.
30:41I've got work to do.
30:42Coming.
30:42Coming.
30:43Joe's on the run again.
30:45He robbed Marshall City.
30:46You know him.
30:47While he was playing Marshall protecting the bank, he ended up robbing the bank.
30:54Okay.
30:54I think I have everything.
30:56No.
30:57Hold on.
30:57I'm sorry.
30:58Miss, over there.
30:59What's your name?
31:01Me?
31:02Yes, you.
31:03What's your name?
31:04It's for the book.
31:05Your name is Luis.
31:07I'm Luis.
31:09I'm Luis.
31:09I'm Luis.
31:40I'm Luis.
31:40I'm Luis.
31:40I'm Luis.
31:46Her name's Lucky Louise.
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