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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Yes!
00:01:21Oh!
00:01:25Oh!
00:01:29I'm sorry I got over zealous
00:01:39Real love just makes me jealous
00:01:42You can eat
00:01:50Break up
00:01:59Yep
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend
00:02:16Ouch
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink and you can tell me about it
00:02:25Okay
00:02:28That's all this is is an invitation for something more
00:02:31Oh, of course not. I would never take advantage
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having
00:02:49To heartbreak
00:02:52Finding true love
00:02:54In fact, I'm free to go off
00:03:18Thank you
00:03:18To that we're not on board
00:03:18And thank you very much for the moment
00:03:23To our friends
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:53Um...
00:04:55We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect,
00:04:59I wouldn't have sex with anyone
00:05:00who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone
00:05:28as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:39I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry.
00:06:00I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry.
00:06:13I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty
00:06:16when I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way,
00:06:23there's a new dating app
00:06:24that just came out
00:06:25called LoveSweep.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSwipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished,
00:07:28you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you
00:07:56and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:09Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you
00:08:15and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love
00:08:25and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03LoveSwipe uses a unique approach
00:09:07with potential for true love guaranteed on every match
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:21like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27LoveSwipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:31Now, I think this is the beginning
00:09:32of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking date-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that,
00:10:31I'll be able to manipulate LoveSwipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But,
00:10:43just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02The last three years of my life
00:11:04have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love,
00:11:10and I'm finally going to meet
00:11:11the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you,
00:11:15gorgeous,
00:11:15whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl
00:11:33hanging out with her best friend
00:11:34and her ex-boyfriend
00:11:35who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you
00:11:39you need to download LoveSwipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app
00:11:46while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No!
00:11:50If either of you says one more word
00:11:52about that stupid app,
00:11:53I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02LoveSwipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my God.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later
00:12:12when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:17I'll try your stupid app
00:12:18just to prove that both of you
00:12:20were horrible people
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date
00:12:51and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:54you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:58Mm-hmm.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:22You don't know what we doing now.
00:13:22But oh.
00:13:33You're gonna be a jerk.
00:13:33You're good, buddy.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:49Lily, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw,
00:14:00but I would never ever-
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:03I, let's just say I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily, you should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, I can't.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:54Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:09at school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it when, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:23I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like, well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried a lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:41My own life.
00:15:42Yeah.
00:15:43Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:46Okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:46Jake.
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:12This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work, and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just-
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:40But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:47Doreen.
00:17:56No.
00:17:57No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25And I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I've never had any siblings.
00:18:49I've never had any siblings.
00:18:50But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with her.
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55All right.
00:19:56Let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:58Getting the body moving.
00:19:59Feeling good.
00:20:01Wait.
00:20:02Are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11Nope.
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know.
00:20:18I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on.
00:20:21You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What?
00:20:31No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:38I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance.
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh, yeah.
00:20:46Here we go.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:49You're being stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh-oh.
00:20:56You're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open up.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:59Whoa.
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but...
00:21:56This one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:22:00And...
00:22:01They were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream.
00:22:11Because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29You know, I...
00:22:31I was just fired.
00:22:34Rather dramatically.
00:22:35From a major social media company.
00:22:39Right as I was getting huge.
00:22:41So, yeah.
00:22:43So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep. I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:57I told you, I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work...
00:23:09in, uh...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very... secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I...
00:23:18wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:21So I just...
00:23:22I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:32Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50Alright, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay. Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Let's do something in.
00:24:09Yeah, alright. A little harder. Let's go.
00:24:12Alright, yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom. Good. Good job.
00:24:15Alright, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine. Just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26Alright, next. Bud.
00:24:27Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:33Uh...
00:24:33No. Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What... what's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know, but this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:25:09Can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait. He's crazy!
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:31Next time...
00:25:33Ask if I need help.
00:25:52Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:02Ugh.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just... right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to...
00:26:20Bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30And a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:56Come here and I'll show you.
00:27:02All my life I was looking for a sign.
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:11What?
00:27:13What?
00:27:22It's your bedroom.
00:27:33You have the most...
00:27:35Beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:48It's yours.
00:27:52You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want you.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:16What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you.
00:28:20So much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:30Are you kidding?
00:28:30Screw that stupid app.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:38I'm sorry.
00:28:40I...
00:28:40I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:44Oh.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:49Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll...
00:28:52See you at our next date.
00:29:02Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:08I gotta take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38What are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41I...
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:43Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:45Don't lie to me.
00:29:46We'll end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me.
00:29:49Okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:06It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment and they weren't selfies so I know that
00:30:16you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry.
00:30:19But there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want to make it in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just...
00:30:36I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:33I'm sorry...
00:31:36Jake, stop...
00:31:41Sorry.
00:31:45I'm sorry, I just, I really want to.
00:31:48It's just, I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:52And you know what?
00:31:55Love's vibe is working.
00:31:58I think we should wait.
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:03We can wait.
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:08I promise.
00:32:14As soon as Love's vibe gives us permission, you can have me.
00:32:21All of me.
00:32:32Yes.
00:32:50Oh no.
00:32:54So he's definitely not a...
00:32:55A date rapist?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning.
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs.
00:33:03You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:08But yeah.
00:33:09Yeah, I do.
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech.
00:33:13Okay.
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:16There, there's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:25What the...
00:33:26I wasn't really talking about...
00:33:28I'm joking.
00:33:29Yeah, you're being an ass, right?
00:33:30I don't know.
00:33:31It's too small.
00:33:37Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:42Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:45Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history, I should push him to tell the truth, and then
00:33:52he'll be mine again.
00:33:54I tell my friends to meet Han yet.
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:34:01They...
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:08Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:23What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech.
00:34:26I told you.
00:34:29My friends...
00:34:31They received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:39What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:46I'm...
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you.
00:34:48But that's because I trust you, and you have to promise not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:53Okay, I promise.
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:59I'm, uh...
00:35:02I started a...
00:35:08I started an app.
00:35:10And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:13And I'm just a poor app developer looking for backing.
00:35:18I'm sorry.
00:35:20Do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you.
00:35:25Just...
00:35:26Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:32I'm sorry.
00:35:37Oh, she wants honesty?
00:35:40Or she's gonna get it to me.
00:35:55What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like, your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Sure, you're still a rich tech guy, but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy.
00:36:04All I can say is...
00:36:06If this app takes off, I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:10You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:18That's so crazy.
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:21Actually, it's perceived intuition as machine learning from thorough scrapping of social media platforms.
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:32Just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure other apps use it.
00:36:35Well, I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:43Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:57Prepare for heartbreak.
00:37:01So, how does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:10Nervous, but excited.
00:37:13That's true.
00:37:15So, you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:28So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:37Um, two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:46Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep, just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:57Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03Yep.
00:38:08There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:13I'm falling for you.
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:31Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not.
00:38:47I swear.
00:38:47I swear, I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:04Yes.
00:39:06I'm ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:10Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:13What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:17Jake, I promise.
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:23Sorry, that's...
00:39:23No, you said that you were ready for the real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:37I'm sorry.
00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:39:55What are you doing here?
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:13so what's wrong with the app oh no nothing um that's actually what i wanted to talk to you
00:40:20about um i i was really hurting after we broke up so after a day or so i downloaded the
00:40:32app and
00:40:34i matched with someone and jake you were right what do you mean i mean i met someone jake
00:40:44the app works and i'm proof i mean we are talking about getting married great well i'm i'm happy for
00:40:54you
00:40:56well what about you have you matched with anyone uh yeah yeah okay tell me about her
00:41:07is she pretty honestly it's things aren't going that well
00:41:16well you don't you're not trying to say it's love swipe's fault because
00:41:20i mean i know the app works you were right all along jake
00:41:28i just don't know anymore well i really hope you two work things out
00:41:39i just wanted to thank you in person we really did make something special together
00:41:55okay just because me and my match are having issues
00:42:01i'm falling in love with her and i'm happy for you but i think you should go
00:42:06i'm so sorry jake i'm so sorry you're you're right again you know we're in love with other people and
00:42:15i need to respect that i'm sorry
00:42:28we got you jake let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this
00:42:40i'm never gonna find love again all men are liars
00:42:45and the worst part is the two of you made me a liar i i can't even trust my own
00:42:49heart
00:42:51i'm sorry lily screw you tim
00:43:04five minutes ago that asshole
00:43:16okay all right lily it's so good to see you okay what's going on do you think i'm an idiot
00:43:23jake
00:43:24no of course not then where is she who don't gaslight me i'm not crazy i i know you're hiding
00:43:32things from me okay i promise i'm not hiding anything from you liar you're lying to me i saw a
00:43:38video of
00:43:38the two of you kissing what video
00:43:47no no no this can't be happening again lily give me your phone
00:43:53just what i thought no traditional trace of malware so it's not hacked
00:44:01you did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted because i was kissing another woman in it
00:44:13wait what are you saying that woman was my ex-girlfriend and she is a brilliant coder and hacker but
00:44:23also
00:44:26extremely unstable
00:44:29but why was she here why were you kissing her she came over to tell me she was in love
00:44:36with someone else
00:44:38but then she she kissed me just for a moment
00:44:46but in that moment i realized how much that i love you
00:44:53that you're the only person i want to be with
00:45:01do you forgive me
00:45:06you lied to me again take right you kissed another woman and then you hid it from me
00:45:14well if we stop
00:45:16i'm sorry yeah you are will i see you again i don't know all i know is that i can't
00:45:24stand me the same room
00:45:25as you right now
00:45:29will we wait
00:45:31lily
00:45:36oh my god did you see the look on that sad bitch's face
00:45:43now it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin
00:45:53you and jake right have been unmatched
00:45:57what
00:45:59no
00:46:03true love awaits with your new match mitchell stevens
00:46:09this can't be happening
00:46:12come on jake please pick up
00:46:15jake
00:46:16lily
00:46:18i just got a notification we were unmatched on the app
00:46:21same one tragic as it is i think it's for the best
00:46:26why are you saying that
00:46:27clearly we have some issues and if i'm being honest i want to
00:46:31sex here a woman who's super intelligent ready for a real love
00:46:35jake wait
00:46:39i can't believe him
00:46:44true love awaits with your new match mitchell stevens
00:46:47all right mitchell stevens get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen
00:47:02you must be lily might i say your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice
00:47:09damn so uh mitchell was it what do you do for a living isn't it obvious babe i get paid
00:47:18and i get
00:47:19you come again oh don't worry you will excuse me
00:47:23i'm a model babe isn't it obvious no it's not and you already said that
00:47:29sorry i'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress
00:47:34can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs you know what i mean
00:47:39i think i made a mistake hey wait tonight's the night i'm gonna tell lily the truth about
00:47:46creating love swipe and if she'll have me i will treasure her for the rest of my life
00:47:52i'm coming for you lily
00:47:54hey wait let go of my arm hey the app hooked us up babe we're soulmates meant to be i
00:48:02don't love
00:48:02you i love jake i love jake
00:48:08i love jake and i need to go right now hey not so fast
00:48:18get off me you creep
00:48:25jake
00:48:27no jake wait jake jake wait
00:48:36please it's not what it seems really really because i just watched you kiss another man that
00:48:42wasn't me on our seventh day please let me explain now there's nothing to explain
00:48:48you got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend now you're cheating on me
00:48:53we were unmatched
00:48:56i called you and you broke it off you humiliated me
00:49:00stop lying to me lily
00:49:03i want us to be honest with each other but you're lying to my face
00:49:08i'm not lying to you
00:49:15love swipe matched me with that stupid meathead i i only went out with him to get back at you
00:49:21and when i saw him when he kissed me
00:49:28i realized the only person i wanted to kiss was you please you have to believe me
00:49:38you're saying that all that happened today that i called you and we unmatched and i broke up with
00:49:45you yes why would i lie about that it's not safe we gotta go lily
00:49:51jake you're scaring me what do you mean it's not you trust me we need to go right now
00:49:56okay let's go
00:50:02this is my parents cabin they moved overseas so it's all mine now i come here when i want to
00:50:09get
00:50:09away from everything i don't understand why is it safe here no cell phone service no internet
00:50:19it's just us here okay jake i need you to explain why are we safe in a cabin in the
00:50:26woods please don't make me regret this
00:50:31do you remember my ex-girlfriend i told you about police yeah there's something i need to tell you
00:50:43the other day i broke up with her i'll kill i will destroy you jake wright
00:50:54i didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58what she said what i'm afraid she's capable of doing
00:51:05it's the only place i feel like we're safe i'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:15she sounds unwell
00:51:21wow you look so beautiful lolly you look very handsome
00:51:32you don't know how much eilish this was our seventh date do you mind getting wet
00:51:40what's that supposed to mean come with me and i'll show you
00:52:04it's been a crazy day but i'm thankful you're here me too
00:52:11you know jake i i feel safe when i'm with you
00:52:17you know on the seventh date
00:52:21love swipe gives couples the option to
00:52:29to what
00:52:34to be with each other
00:52:38well if love swipe says something
00:52:44put me on the altar cause you can't be tamed
00:52:49silence underneath your flame cut the cords around me as i speak your name
00:52:55it's never gonna be the same
00:52:59even though i loved you it was all in vain
00:53:15this ends now
00:53:21i am going to win jake back even if it means i need to get rid of lily niblock once
00:53:27and for all
00:53:38last night was i know
00:53:53we should be getting our notification for our last date
00:53:57if anything happens just come to my place and we'll deal with it together
00:54:03don't worry about me nothing could keep me from you not even your crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:09don't worry about me
00:54:20okay
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:38You want him?
00:54:40Come and get him!
00:54:43Long guard, bitch.
00:54:47To love.
00:54:48And to love swipe.
00:54:53Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:59Aw, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02That's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:55:05Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:10You guys need to calm down. I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:41Huh?
00:55:45The end is moving very high.
00:55:48The end is moving very fast.
00:55:51The end is moving very fast.
00:55:51The end is moving very fast.
00:55:52I'm a little from the end.
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:55I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya.
00:56:01You hurt my best friend. I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:12Love's White said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:44Please. It was you.
00:56:48So was you.
00:56:55Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:03Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you. I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get mad at that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:37Oh!
00:57:38Oh, you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, Belize!
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's right, Rob, back up!
00:58:00Jake, who's got this asshole?
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came for me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You might go.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do!
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:55or I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her life head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Belize.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:21I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Belize and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:33dating apps together.
00:59:35What?
00:59:35Last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app
00:59:45that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:48So you...
00:59:49you lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me.
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last week,
01:00:01I've realized something even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created, Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something that
01:00:51I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:56And I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04I can't see it.
01:01:05I can see them.
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright.
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster.
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you.
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you
01:01:40in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:52I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:02:00I love you.
01:02:09I love you, Jake.
01:02:09Oh, there he is.
01:02:11Cheers, Jake.
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:18I helped create this app
01:02:20because I believe everyone
01:02:21deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I used Love Swipe
01:02:27and for the first time in my life
01:02:29I found
01:02:31true
01:02:33undying love.
01:02:38So
01:02:46will you do me the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife?
01:02:59Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake, my Mr. Wright.
01:03:04I will marry you.
01:03:21I will marry you.
01:03:24Beautiful
01:03:24Oh my god.
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