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00:00:00WWE Universe
00:00:02It's vlogging time!
00:00:07Ah! What a fuck!
00:00:12Go! The American right there!
00:00:15Go!
00:00:18World's most famous arena!
00:00:21The home of the WWE Championship!
00:00:25A place where the WWE Champion will always be present!
00:00:31Madison Square Garden, New York City!
00:00:34What do you want to talk about?
00:00:53It's not a Monday Night Raw with the Vlog Warriors!
00:00:56What a vlog!
00:00:57What a vlog!
00:01:02F.O.G! F.O.G! F.O.G! F.O.G!
00:01:08Make me cry guys! It's not fair!
00:01:16I am surprised to see you here.
00:01:20So why do you please surprise me if the last time I checked, my name is Stephanie McMahon.
00:01:29And this is the house my grandfather built, Madison Square Garden.
00:01:51You made me cry, guys. It's not fair.
00:02:00I am surprised to see you here.
00:02:05So why do you please surprise me if the last time I checked, my name is Stephanie McMahon.
00:02:13And this is the house my grandfather built, Madison Square Garden.
00:02:33Benjamin McMahon!
00:02:37What do you want to talk about?
00:02:40Well Cody, I want to talk about you, I want to talk about Randy Orton.
00:02:47And I want to talk about WrestleMania.
00:02:53Only you're not going to like what I got to say.
00:02:59So Cody, you talked about where you used to sit at center stage in conversations that
00:03:05you've had.
00:03:06Well, I used to sit right over there.
00:03:08And Andre the Giant would walk by and squeeze my leg and give me the office as he comes
00:03:14for me.
00:03:15Because you, me, and Brandi, we are multi-generational talent in this business.
00:03:21We understand what it means to be at the top in a different way than anybody else.
00:03:29We have different paths to get to where we are in this moment.
00:03:33But you, you chose to take the golden path.
00:03:37And that's amazing.
00:03:39It's wonderful.
00:03:40You stay true to yourself.
00:03:42You stay true to your values and who you are.
00:03:44And you actually believe that you can bring out the best in you.
00:03:49That you can bring out the best of your opponents in the middle of this dream.
00:03:54And for the most part, you can.
00:03:56But you can't this time with this version of Brandi Orton.
00:04:05This version of Brandi Orton is diabolical.
00:04:11And Cody, you don't have to be diabolical, but you have to be able to think like that.
00:04:19You have to be able to think like Brandi.
00:04:23Your father understood that better than anybody.
00:04:27Dusty Rhodes could roll with the best of them.
00:04:31He could get down and dirty with the best of them.
00:04:34But from what I've seen so far, you are not your father.
00:04:43This version of Cody Rhodes can't be this version of Brandi Orton.
00:04:54You have no idea who Brandi Orton is.
00:04:59I don't know who Brandi Orton is.
00:05:03I know everything about Brandi Orton.
00:05:08I know that he was the coal that became the diamond.
00:05:11I know he was the youngest world champion in company history.
00:05:14I know he was the legend killer by merit.
00:05:17I know he was punting people's heads off left and right.
00:05:20My own father included.
00:05:22I know he was doing stuff so violent and so vile on this very show
00:05:26that we can't show it today.
00:05:28And I know that some of that stuff was to you.
00:05:36I know there's a whole swat of the WWE Universe of pro wrestling fans
00:05:42who want this whole student-teacher dynamic.
00:05:44But I ceased to be the student a long time ago,
00:05:47and it wasn't when I won the WWE Championship.
00:05:49It's when I became a babysitter.
00:05:51When I had to reach over the car, turn the volume down,
00:05:55just to make sure he was breathing while he drooled all over himself.
00:05:58I am not the student.
00:06:01I am not afraid of Brandi Orton.
00:06:03I am not walking in to my very first WrestleMania main event.
00:06:07You want to bring up fathers?
00:06:08I'm not mine. You're right.
00:06:10Stephanie McMahon, with all due respect,
00:06:13you're not yours either.
00:06:15Whoa!
00:06:21If you can learn to actually think like Brandi,
00:06:26then you are going to lose that title.
00:06:30And WrestleMania will be the last time Kobe Rose is introduced
00:06:36as the undisputed WWE Champion.
00:07:04Stephanie McMahon, I've got two words for you.
00:07:28Hey! Hey! Hey! Let's go!
00:07:31Logan Paul and the Vision.
00:07:33Let's get it right now.
00:07:34He ain't feeling them.
00:07:36Logan, you're my boy. Let's get it.
00:07:38We've got the Usos here.
00:07:40Brawling with Logan Paul and Austin Derry.
00:07:43The Vision in this street fight.
00:07:45All chaos is about to go down here in this one.
00:07:49Live from Madison Square Garden.
00:07:51Blog Warriors bring me the highlights.
00:07:52Especially the off-air highlights.
00:07:55Just spreading the message.
00:07:57Who can ask me that by
00:07:58Jimmy Russo there.
00:08:00That's Logan with the European uppercuts in the corner.
00:08:02Logan Paul.
00:08:06Double elbow.
00:08:07Go!
00:08:08Go!
00:08:10Go!
00:08:12Go!
00:08:15Go!
00:08:23Go!
00:08:29Go!
00:08:33Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
00:09:00Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
00:09:35Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
00:09:38Fuck you!
00:09:46Fuck you!
00:25:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:25:54Oh, oh.
00:25:57Oh oh my god, that's a lot of humans.
00:26:05Well, anyway, hello, I am Dan Housen.
00:26:12Very nice, very evil.
00:26:15I am the most famous wrestler, and who you are,
00:26:19the most famous arena.
00:26:25So, anyway, Dan Housen is walking around the time,
00:26:29and I am speaking for the ex of Dan Housen in announcements.
00:26:40Speaking about it, Mr. Gordon,
00:26:42WWE shall return to I.A.T. for a Saturday night's merry event!
00:26:54Is it me for this?
00:26:55Is it me for this?
00:26:56Is it me for this?
00:27:00Oh, my.
00:27:02What is this?
00:27:07Should Dan Housen reveal what might be under this?
00:27:11Oh, so you don't want me here, huh?
00:27:14Hey, sit down after us!
00:27:16Out of the ranks!
00:27:18Can I not get too far now?
00:27:21No!
00:27:23No!
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00:27:58It's time to run the center, let's get it all right, let's go!
00:28:05The crowd's cheering for Alabama, hit MSG!
00:28:20Seating the champion!
00:28:28I am the advocate for the baddest dude walking the face of the planet!
00:28:36The real main event of Wrestlemania, the beast, the conqueror, Barack Obama!
00:28:52I am out here tonight!
00:29:10I am out here tonight to contemplate on the perils that await!
00:29:22Obama Beppi!
00:29:28Two weeks ago, let's all be candid about this,
00:29:34Brock Lester was distracted by Seth freaking Rollins,
00:29:41and was caught off guard by Obama Beppi!
00:29:47Last week, right here on Monday Night Raw,
00:29:52Brock Lester was not dressed to fight!
00:29:56Brock Lester came out to have a beast to man conversation with Obama Beppi!
00:30:03But of course, Obama Beppi decided to pick a fight when Brock Lester just wanted a conversation!
00:30:13Well, if you notice, tonight, Brock Lester is dressed to fight!
00:30:27Brock Lester has authorized me to let everybody know that I've seen this happen for 25 years,
00:30:36in WWE and in UFC, that when somebody lost eyes with Brock Lester ready to fight,
00:30:44that man pitches all over himself!
00:30:48That man leaves a puddle in the ring that has to be mopped up!
00:30:54And while they're mopping up the pitch from Obama Beppi,
00:30:57they might as well mop up Obama Beppi from the beating he takes from Brock Lester!
00:31:05Obama! Obama Beppi!
00:31:08Get your ass out here!
00:31:10Yeah!
00:31:14What I hear is my job is to preserve my big events for WrestleMania,
00:31:20and that's precisely what I'm going to do!
00:31:24So with all new respect, I've said with all new respect!
00:31:32I'm sorry, that will not be happening!
00:31:35It will not be happening!
00:31:36Gentlemen, gentlemen, if you please, leave the ring!
00:31:42Please!
00:31:44Brock, it's not happening!
00:31:46Brock, it's not happening!
00:31:52Oh...
00:31:57Oh...
00:32:02One...
00:32:03Oh!
00:32:05Det crianças!
00:32:07Two...
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00:32:26Oh
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00:34:48Let the fight! Let the fight! Let the fight!
00:35:18Eh kim'
00:35:31Wazen!
00:35:35Wazen!
00:35:37Wazen!
00:35:39Wazen!
00:35:42Wazen!
00:35:57Oh
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00:39:27Oh
00:41:48Let's get a couple pieces of business out of the way.
00:41:51First of all, in the words of the late great Howard Finkel, and new world tag team champion,
00:42:01often theory, Lois Hall, the Christian.
00:42:12You know, I tried to do something special for all of you.
00:42:19I tried, humanitarian that I am, to give back to the community.
00:42:27I tried to give you live tonight in Madison Square Garden for rock blister.
00:42:37So that you know, Boston Police Department has dropped all charges against Seth Rollins.
00:42:54I'm not a fan.
00:42:55Surely, you know that you need to do that.
00:42:58Of course I need to let that happen.
00:43:00I'm 40 to think.
00:43:01I'm called the team and of course I need to let that happen.
00:43:05I need to ask.
00:43:06I'm supposed to be afraid, Mr. Peter. I'm standing here in the rain in my hometown. I am the native
00:43:14New Yorker in WWE. I fear no matter. I am the last manager standing from the 1980s.
00:43:25And Madison Square Garden can testify, I am the last promoter standing from the 1990s.
00:43:45Well, that's your last promoter standing. Then you also read in your email that as of this very second, Seth
00:43:55freakin' Rollins is medically clear to me.
00:44:05Yeah!
00:44:15Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:44:35Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:44:38Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:44:48He's got them!
00:50:33Goal.
00:50:351, 2, 3, 0!
00:50:39Rochele.
00:50:40Let's replay.
00:50:52Roman! Roman Wright!
00:51:04Will New York acknowledge him?
00:51:15Uh oh! Here's a CM Punk chance!
00:51:23Conflict of interest
00:51:33OTC Chan
00:51:35CM Punk Chan
00:51:37We can't make up our minds
00:51:55New York City
00:52:07Acknowledge me
00:52:14Acknowledge me
00:52:16Oh
00:52:17There we go
00:52:21Here we go
00:52:41Here we go
00:52:51Here we go
00:52:53Here we go
00:53:18Here we go
00:53:26Here we go
00:53:36Here we go
00:53:46Oh!
00:53:55Bonus lead!
00:53:57Rum is knocked out!
00:54:07Bodies everywhere!
00:54:09CM Punk rubber-raised!
00:54:11They are making sure this is a main event of WrestleMania!
00:54:15The crowd's going crazy!
00:54:21This is nuts!
00:54:30He's like, I'm calm, I'm calm!
00:54:32CM Punk's calm!
00:54:34Wait a minute, no he's not! He's going back!
00:54:40Puttin' the boost to him!
00:54:41Puttin' the hammers to him!
00:54:53SHIELD!
00:54:55Oh my God!
00:54:58Cool gold now, Roman!
00:55:05This is a main event of WrestleMania!
00:55:07F
00:55:39CM Punk is incensed, he's a maniac, wow, what do you see, CM Punk has decimated woman
00:55:58reigns in Master Square Garden, my God, Tate Eliza Tony here, for the Vlog Warriors, this
00:56:09was crazy, Monday Night Raw, what a vlog,
00:56:36this is crazy, nobody's leaving,
00:56:54Monday night, overall great, beating the living crap out of us.
00:56:59This is great.
00:57:01Monday night, you're all here for the vlog, Warriors.
00:57:04Get a lot of Tony, guys.
00:57:06See him, Paul, just leave it.
00:57:07As you hear the music playing in the background, he's not done, he's driving his title.
00:57:12That's right.
00:57:16Wow.
00:57:20CM1, shaking it from hand to hand.
00:57:23As Roman is still down, sitting on a chair, he's down.
00:57:30This is crazy, guys.
00:57:32As CM1 leaves the building.
00:57:36CM1, still playing to the ground, guys.
00:57:39Mass work on it, Monday night, Raw.
00:57:42March 30, 20, 26.
00:57:44Look at this guy.
00:57:45The world's heavyweight champion.
00:57:48CM1, he ain't come to talk.
00:57:51He came to fight.
00:57:53My goodness.
00:57:55What a Raw.
00:57:57What a Raw.
00:57:59What a Raw.
00:58:00What a Raw.
00:58:03Still here in the building, my goodness.
00:58:05Look at Roman, guys.
00:58:06Roman doesn't know what to do.
00:58:09He has to be having a seat.
00:58:16And Punk doesn't shake his hands to it.
00:58:18Where is Punk?
00:58:22There he is.
00:58:23My goodness.
00:58:26Best in the world right there.
00:58:28Best in the world.
00:58:33As they play Roman's team, it's out.
00:58:35As he goes out.
00:58:37Who got the better officials today?
00:58:39My goodness.
00:58:41You see the figures?
00:58:42You see if they can acknowledge?
00:58:44My God.
00:58:48Roman reigns was detonated today.
00:58:50By the world heavyweight champion, C.M. Punk.
00:58:56Look at him.
00:58:57Look at the carnage.
00:58:58Look at Corey Graves.
00:58:59Look at Michael Cole.
00:59:01Look at the table.
00:59:02Look at Roman.
00:59:03Look at the camera.
00:59:04Look at everybody.
00:59:07Roman's leaving.
00:59:09Beats down by an old man.
00:59:11That's right.
00:59:13Don't sleep with the old guys.
00:59:17The road to Wrestlemania just got better.
00:59:21My God.
00:59:22I can't believe what a Raw this was, guys.
00:59:25My starting in 2026 was officially the day that Wrestlemania got good.
00:59:31That Roman Lee.
00:59:34What a Raw.
00:59:36What a...
00:59:36Nice.
00:59:37What a Blah.
00:59:39What a Blah.
00:59:42Wow.
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