00:00WWE Universe.
00:03It's vlogging time!
00:07Ah! What up?
00:11Oh my god! It's Brock! It's WrestleMania!
00:16Let's go!
00:37Oh my God!
00:45Oh my God!
00:52Oh my God!
00:55Oh my God!
00:57There you go!
00:58History has been made, the contract has been signed, and it may as well be a Nigerian death warrant, with
01:07one man's name across of it!
01:24I'm glad, I'm glad that someone, you won't even know his name after this weekend!
01:38And this is what it boils down to, this Sunday, in the real main event of Wrestlemania, here's something that's
01:50not a prediction, it's a spoiler, there's going to be a winner, there's going to be a loser!
01:59This Sunday, at Wrestlemania, the loser's name is Oba Venny!
02:11Going balls deep into the rumors that the ruler can handle the beast, there will be a winner, the greatest
02:21combat sports athlete in history, the conqueror!
02:27Barat!
02:29Barat!
02:31Barat!
02:34Barat!
02:37Barat!
02:37Here we go, we got Lyra on the way to the ring right now!
02:40Oh, shit, shit.
10:11Yes, much better.
10:15WWE Universe, this Sunday and WrestleMania.
10:23There will be dangers.
10:29There will be chaos.
10:35There will be pain.
10:40I know pain.
10:43And we will pay for everyone who will face me.
10:51Because this is not just a match.
10:55This is the war.
11:06And for all my people from Mexico.
11:19This is just me, okay?
11:22It's just my soul, okay?
11:24This is day one, this is just my soul.
11:27This is day one, this is just my soul, okay?
11:30This is day one, this is day one,
11:32I don't know how to knock them down like a chicken.
11:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
11:41Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gone down now, woo!
11:45Uh-huh, okay, yeah, okay, yeah!
11:49This is day one, this is just my soul.
11:52This is day one, this is just my soul.
11:55This is day one, this is just my soul.
11:57This is day one, this is day one,
11:58I don't know how to knock them down like this.
12:18It's day one, it's day one, it's day one.
12:24See you!
12:33See you!
13:10Come on, guys!
13:19Go Loser!
13:27Go Loser!
13:29Go Loser!
13:31Go Loser!
13:32Go Loser!
13:34Go Loser!
13:36Go Loser!
13:36Yay!
13:41Oh!
13:42Oh!
13:47Yeah!
13:51Yeah!
13:54Oh!
13:55Yeah!
13:55Yeah!
13:56Yeah!
14:00That's a fun!
14:03.
14:03.
14:03.
14:03.
14:03.
14:04.
14:04.
20:30See you later.
20:31See you later.
29:27And one little small detail about this WrestleMania, Dan has his head of interest, undefeated!
29:38Yeah, that's right, that's so powerful.
29:40But anyway, to celebrate this undefeatedness, as you can see Dan has his toy set up right here,
29:47let's give away some 3D sets!
29:51Alright, let's see if I can do it this time.
29:54Yeah?
29:54Feel free to do it?
29:56Oh!
29:57Is it good?
29:58Huh?
29:58Oh!
29:59Oh my god!
30:00I can't get a game!
30:02Hey!
30:05Remember, one WrestleMania, is it a new time?
30:09You.
30:10Are.
30:11Come on!
30:12Goodbye!
30:27I can't do it!
30:41JD's good!
30:42JD's done his, good.
30:53Oh, my God.
31:18Oh, my God.
31:43Hey, please, please, please, please, please, please!
32:17Oh!
32:19Oh!
32:27Whoo!
32:30Ooh!
32:43...
32:50...
32:57...
32:59...
32:59...
33:01...
33:01...
33:29Come on, guys, get a hold of me!
33:36Let's go, Rob!
34:27Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
34:32Let's go, let's go, let's go!
35:04Let's go, let's go!
35:17Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
35:37Let's go, let's go!
35:45Let's go!
35:47Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
36:12Let's go, let's go!
36:21Here we go, Chris!
36:23Let's go, let's go, let's go!
36:31Let's go, let's go, let's go!
36:34This is fast!
36:36Rusev Majgat!
36:37Yes!
36:39OG cutter!
36:43No!
36:44Fuck this thing!
36:45Security!
36:47He's secure!
36:52Press him!
36:53Press him!
36:54Press him!
36:55Press him!
36:55Yeah!
36:56Yeah!
36:57Look!
36:59Watch him!
37:05Move!
37:14Come on, Rusev!
37:15You'll be annihilating everybody!
37:17Go!
37:18Go!
37:19Go!
37:22Go!
37:27Rusev Matzka!
37:52Rusev Matzka!
37:53Rusev Matzka!
38:06Rusev Matzka!
38:09Rusev Matzka!
38:10Rusev Matzka!
38:14Rusev Matzka!
38:29Rusev Matzka!
38:48RBC, RBC, RBC, RBC
38:57RBC, RBC, RBC, RBC
39:11It's a 50-50 crowd. It's 50-50
39:41OTC!
39:42OTC!
39:43OTC!
39:45OTC!
39:45OTC!
39:45OTC!
39:45RTC! RTC! RTC! RTC! RTC! RTC! RTC!
39:58Sacramento!
40:06Acknowledge me!
40:20Begin!
40:34C-M1, C-M1, C-M1, C-M1!
40:41C-M1, C-M1!
40:45After watching the cold open, what amounts to a political smear campaign put together by, I assume, by yourself, I've
41:00come out here to tell the truth, and I'm going to have the people of Sacramento be my witnesses in
41:05Rome, and you can be the judge and the jury and the executioner.
41:11So, as I tell my story, as I tell my truth, tell me what I'm telling lies.
41:30Don't do this right. We're not going to lose much.
42:04Here's the truth. I've thought a lot about it over the last couple of weeks.
42:09I hate you.
42:15I hate you because I envy you.
42:24This is all I ever wanted. This is the only dream I had in my heart since I was a
42:32little kid.
42:38And I envy the fact that it was handed to you.
42:45He ain't lying. You can say one all you want.
42:49That you were champion for 1,316 days.
42:54You too!
42:56You too!
42:57You too!
42:57You too!
42:57You too!
42:58You too!
43:07You too!
43:11You too!
43:12You too!
43:12You too!
43:14You too!
43:19You too!
43:41I love you!
43:44You too!
43:44You too!
43:44You too!
43:44when I'm telling lies, Roman. Have I lied? I hate that I envy. I hate that I feel
43:57this way.
44:12Sika was a great man. Sika was a great wrestler. Sika was a champion. Sika is a hall of
44:20famer, and I love and respect the old-timers. I invoked your father's name in vain, and I
44:36sincerely apologize to you.
44:57I hate that there's more than one royal family in professional wrestling, and I hate that
45:08I envy the fact that I wasn't born into a dynasty. What having that kind of family is
45:17like? CM Punk was born in the backyards, avenues, and alleyways of Chicago. I was a misfit who
45:28had to find my own family, and I found my family in the streets of Sacramento. I found my family
45:40in the locker rooms of every VFW hall or Knights of Columbus, or dilapidated, burnt out Midwest
45:49barn, the fireside bowl, bowling alleys, abandoned churches. I found my family and my people on
45:58the Indies. And I conquered the Indies. And then I went to Japan. I went to England. I went to
46:06Puerto Rico. I went all around the world twice. I wasn't handed anything. I wasn't born on third base with
46:13a silver spoon. I busted my ass. And I made pro wrestling my home. And I made them my family.
46:29I hate the fact that I feel this way. I hate the fact that I have to share anything with
46:36you, let alone my first singles match headlining WrestleMania.
46:45Tell me when I'm telling lies. You're not.
46:48I went to England. I went to Puerto Rico. I went all around the world twice. I wasn't handed anything.
46:55I wasn't born on third base with a silver spoon. I busted my ass. And I made pro wrestling my
47:04home. And I made them my family.
47:13I made pro wrestling my family. And I made pro wrestling a forever. And I made
47:19pro wrestling a forever. And I hurt a global wrestling match I came in my first war for last July,
47:25three bands and
47:36April 19th just like tonight I got gold on my shoes, I got gold around my waist
47:47and late Sunday night after the desert Sun is set and that dry air gets cold
47:54and there's gonna be steam rising off of my beat-up blood cake face I'm gonna
48:01have gold above my head and the ring announcer is going to be saying and still
48:08heavyweight champion of the world
48:12with Las Vegas chanting CM Punk
48:39that's probably the truest stuff I've ever heard you say
48:46up until the end
48:52let me tell you something true
48:56I hate you too
49:01I've hated you for a long time
49:05but the main reason is because of your relationship with all of them
49:24we're now off the air
49:26he's just off the air right now
49:55you can have them
49:58Come on, Paul!
50:04Again, again?
50:43Come on, Paul!
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