00:01WWE Universe
00:02It's marketing time!
00:07Ah! What up?
00:18All of you just saw a 60-year-old win!
00:22It hurts that!
00:23Yeah!
00:26Let's go!
00:27Do you have any idea what my library has done for this business?
00:32Any idea what we have done for this business?
00:35We know more than you do!
00:37Oh crap!
00:39Show the respect for Paul Andrews!
00:41Come on, Paul Andrews!
00:44I don't want a mistake, Austin.
00:46I got a disconnect here.
00:48We are the good guys!
00:50We don't want us to get screwed!
00:52I don't understand!
00:53Put the crack pipe down!
00:55We don't want you all time!
00:56He screwed over!
00:58Seth Rollins!
00:59Adam Pierce!
01:00John Logan!
01:01We are the good guys!
01:04Ohhhhh...
01:05You can perfectly improve that to everyone
01:07by beating Jimmy Musa!
01:13That's a thing, not a fact!
01:17I'm bringing you all the action, let's get it.
01:21Michael Cole right now.
01:25Ladies and gentlemen.
01:29Ladies and gentlemen.
01:32Who's going to call him?
01:34This is the club.
01:36Hey.
01:40His name is Austin Philly.
01:45He is the most biggest personality on the face of the Planet of the Day.
01:52Welcome to the club.
01:56This is where someone is supposed to call and say,
02:01Welcome to Monday Night Raw.
02:06This is where they're supposed to say,
02:10Live from 50th and police, 50th and I.
02:20While I hate to piss on everyone's brain,
02:25But excuse me while I lick this out.
02:30We are here tonight to talk about
02:35Sick.
02:37Freaking.
02:44The simple biggest leap in the history.
03:04I hate that freaking song.
03:19That sounds better than all three people in the ring.
03:22Stole the planet for co-finding the fishing from me.
03:29He's not worthy of that planet.
03:32Seth Rollins stole the planet.
03:34Fuck you, Logan.
03:37Fuck you, Logan.
03:43Fuck you, Logan.
03:46Fuck you, Logan.
03:47Fuck you, Logan.
03:49Fuck you, Logan.
03:50Fuck you, Logan.
03:51Fuck you, Logan.
03:51Fuck you, Logan.
03:52Fuck you, Logan.
03:52That's not a prevention.
03:54That's not a spoiler.
03:58That's not a spoiler.
04:00So he's got a 10-ass back.
04:02From the three of us in the nation.
04:06Come on.
04:12Turn it down.
04:16Here's my theory.
04:22Your theory was just proven a long time ago.
04:28You and I, we go way back.
04:33It sure has to be going forward.
04:36Especially after what you did.
04:40Here's your life.
04:41Here's your life.
04:43Here's your life.
04:53Here's your life.
04:56Here's your life.
05:06Here's your life.
05:39I don't think that's good.
05:41Oh, oh, oh.
06:15Oh, my God.
06:58Let's go, buddy, you can't go.
07:11Let's go, baby, you can't go, baby, you can't go.
08:07Let's go.
08:10Let's go, baby.
08:24Let's go, baby.
08:48Let's go, baby.
08:58Let's go, baby.
09:07Let's go, baby.
09:40Let's go, baby.
09:46Let's go, baby.
09:49Let's go, baby.
09:50Let's go, baby.
09:52You remember me when some people wished that you would forget?
09:59And you made me believe that I could still fight the very best.
10:08And that's exactly what Bessie is.
10:12She's the best.
10:14I beat her.
10:18I beat her.
10:24I beat her, baby.
10:27I beat her, baby.
10:30I beat her, baby.
10:56I beat her, baby.
11:12I beat her, baby.
11:17I beat her, baby.
11:24material. If you want to shock at your favorite wrestlers, favorite wrestlers, then come at me.
11:54Breach! Breach! Breach! Breach! Breach!
12:06Breach! It is all.
12:10Shot!
12:14Ahhh!
12:19I'm a rocker!
12:22I'm a rocker!
12:25Rocker!
12:29I'm a rocker!
12:36I'm a rocker!
12:39I'm a rocker!
12:53I'm a rocker!
12:58I'm a rocker!
13:08Oh.
13:12Oh.
13:15Oh.
13:17Oh.
13:20Oh.
13:22Oh.
13:25Oh.
13:54One, two, three.
14:09One, two, three.
14:16Here is your winner, the original.
14:20One, two, three.
14:22One, two, three.
14:24One, two, three.
14:50One, two, three.
14:57One, two, three.
15:11One, two, three.
15:17One, two, three.
15:19One, two, three.
15:21One, two, three.
15:29One, two, three.
15:36One, two, three.
16:02I love you, Ria!
16:04I love you, Ria!
16:05I love you, Ria!
16:06I love you, Ria!
16:07I love you, Ria!
16:07I love you, Ria!
16:07I love you, Ria!
16:08So I'll ask you this.
16:09How do you think you're loving
16:11that the world in your face
16:13the richest champions in Atlas,
16:15and maybe
16:17is J.R.
16:18Ria!
16:20Ria!
16:22Ria!
16:23And I see I would like to mention
16:26a lot of these.
16:27A new place,
16:28a new place,
16:31a new spot,
16:33if you do not see kitchen,
16:34I can't sell them.
16:38It wouldn't cause your best.
16:42Because
16:44the other day
16:56But you will determine and show everyone why not always love you.
17:15You will be able to come back by a way to get on the road.
17:20You can handle your business and you win.
17:24The third of the week, here is the championship.
17:28Let's win it!
17:38I thought it was going to be done with your own pizza.
18:02And here comes Dirty Dominic Mysterio, the Intercontinental Champion.
18:09Loving.
18:21There is plenty of football in the group.
18:23I'm just going to PRUCE havre...
18:30That is what has been really well used.
18:32This is taking 24 hours.
18:35But there's an image who Gunmer Knowles is doing all this.
18:37They dropped us off to the table.
18:38Her immune system!
18:38The other thing is, checking out the parking lot.
20:095.
20:106.
20:1817.
20:2221.
20:2221.
20:2322.
20:2423.
20:2424.
20:2525.
20:2525.
26:00Oh, I already have it.
26:33Come on, Bridger!
26:37Woo!
26:38Give it up!
26:39Give it up!
27:00Let's go!
27:08Oh!
27:11Oh, my God!
27:15Oh, no!
27:18Oh, they're falling for a black hole!
27:30It's good!
27:34Nice!
27:39Oh!
27:51Woo!
27:53Woo!
27:57Woo!
27:58Woo!
27:58Let's go!
28:28We're both inside for the primal team!
28:33Let's go!
28:35Steven!
28:37Steven!
28:38Steven!
28:41Steven!
28:42Steven!
28:43Steven!
28:45Steven!
28:50Steven!
28:58Oh!
28:58Oh!
29:04Oh!
29:04Yeah!
29:06Yeah!
29:18It's crazy how we can't play!
29:20Oh!
29:20Yeah!
29:23Oh now!
29:25Robin! Robin.
29:29Robin!
29:31Robin!
29:33Robin!
29:34Robin!
29:35Robin!
29:36Right now!
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29:46victimly The
29:48uglyость of our 23 holidays
29:50Next, Royal Principal, Free Fall, Tremel!
31:20As an interruption for me feeding that gigantic ego in yours, I'm giving you what you want.
31:28I'm acknowledging Roman Reigns.
31:33Hey, I really hope you came here to say or do more than that.
31:40I'm not wasting a lot of money on one of your gigs just for that.
31:42My brother, that could have been a tweet.
31:50I'm not a tweet.
31:52I heard your brother was still home.
31:57I was seeing something that was seeing a fight for a champion.
32:02You got kind of scared.
32:03That's a deal.
32:07No, your tweet didn't hurt my feelings.
32:10I don't care why I wouldn't put a tweet about me.
32:12I don't get mad and hold grudges about things people say about me on podcasts.
32:19Your tweet was pretty accurate, Alabama.
32:21I'm alive!
32:23I hope you're in Indianapolis!
32:27You're in love!
32:34We are at the road to WrestleMania.
32:37The first stop is Indianapolis.
32:39We got history here in Indianapolis.
32:42Don't we?
32:43We got the beat too.
32:44Yeah.
32:46This is where
32:48The Shield debuted.
32:50This is where I brought you
32:53to the dance.
32:57You're a child.
32:59You brought the other two.
33:01Not mine.
33:06Okay, we remember things differently.
33:09But maybe
33:10maybe I didn't pick you.
33:14But you certainly picked me in, didn't you?
33:17And now look at us.
33:20The baby.
33:22You hate me?
33:26I got you right where I want you.
33:28I made you this emotional lady.
33:32You hate me?
33:34I'm in your head.
33:36As empty as it is.
33:39I'm under your skin.
33:41And I'm here to tell you
33:43that it's translucent.
33:45I can see right through you.
33:47I'm here to tell you.
33:53You're right.
33:56I do encourage you.
34:01Listen, what you're listening.
34:02You know what?
34:05If you couldn't have that title,
34:09I'd be indebted.
34:10If you couldn't have that title,
34:11you wouldn't exist.
34:13You wouldn't even be on my radar.
34:17Phil,
34:18let's remind you real quick.
34:20You're going to give back to the champion.
34:23That's too much responsibility.
34:25That's too much power.
34:26That's all about repayment.
34:34We can't trust you, Phil.
34:37You're a liar.
34:39Punch him in the mouth.
34:40You lied to all these people.
34:41Of course, they believe you.
34:43They got,
34:44you're not going to think that,
34:45that you haven't had time with you.
34:47You're not going to think that,
34:48you're a hot girl,
34:50better than a leader.
34:51That you're making all these times happy.
34:53That you're running these chores
34:54with a smile on your face.
34:56You can buy your interviews
34:58and you can tweet that out
34:59to Instagram at your favorite.
35:00My cousin is all he wants
35:02in the world,
35:02but we all know the truth.
35:04Every second you get your bitch
35:06and your mom will be back there
35:08and they cannot wait to tell me
35:10every time that I come around.
35:12And that's,
35:14I am not going to be champion.
35:16You're not saying you're punk.
35:18You're just a punk-ass bitch.
35:21It's my show.
35:22I want these here.
35:31I'm in the locker room.
35:33Yeah,
35:34hanging out with your cousins
35:35and you're all alone.
35:37You can't get things done
35:38when you're not yourself,
35:40can you?
35:45Can you hate me?
35:49Fair enough,
35:50you can hate me all you want.
35:52I don't want to care if you love me.
35:55One thing I won't let you do
35:57is disrespect.
36:00you're going to retire me.
36:03You're going to retire C.M. Pump.
36:05Well, brother,
36:06you just made me less than me.
36:08You might forget me
36:09at West Virginia.
36:11Now I'm going to bury you.
36:18And then you won't be all alone anymore.
36:23because I'm going to bury you next to your father.
36:37I'm going to bury you next to your father.
36:50I'm going to bury you next to your father.
36:51You're the greatest vlog boy of all time.
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