#video #Your Friends and Neighbors S01 Episode 8 Engsub
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00:06It makes total sense.
00:09Coop and Sam run into each other at a bar, or at a party, barbecue.
00:14They've both been cheated on.
00:16He's hot, she's hot.
00:18They're both lonely, they're both drunk.
00:21Low-hanging fruit.
00:23The only surprise would be if they didn't start fucking.
00:27So then time goes by.
00:28I don't know, three months, six months.
00:30They keep it quiet because, you know, Mal and Paul and everyone else.
00:35But then Paul finds out about it.
00:37He goes after Coop, and Coop kills him.
00:41Self-defense, crime of passion, something.
00:43That's ridiculous.
00:45Unless someone shows me incontrovertible evidence, I just won't believe that Coop's a murderer.
00:50I mean, come on, we've all known him for years.
00:52Yeah, but somehow none of us knew about him and Sam hooking up, right?
00:56I'm just saying, we don't know everything there is to know about Coop.
00:59Or Sam, apparently.
01:01Paul's been cheating on her for years.
01:03He's being a bastard about the divorce.
01:04Maybe she just snapped and killed him.
01:06Or, most likely, someone unrelated.
01:09I mean, who knows what Paul may have been into.
01:11Sam was up in Boston with her parents when it happened.
01:13I'm sure the police checked her alibi.
01:15Grace, did you speak to Mel?
01:16Left her voicemail.
01:17Been tied up.
01:18Oh my God!
01:19That's right.
01:20How's Barney doing?
01:21Well, he's home, which is good, I guess.
01:25Ugh, dislocated shoulder, cracked rib.
01:28Now this.
01:29I'm keeping him sedated for my own sanity.
01:31Is anyone else noticing an uptick in violence around here?
01:34I mean, what the hell?
01:35I spoke to Mel last night.
01:37She's pissed at him, but she's also pretty sure that he's innocent.
01:40He's the father of her children, of course she is.
01:42He didn't look innocent when they arrested him.
01:43No one looks innocent in handcuffs.
01:45Like I said, it could have been someone else entirely.
01:48Or a mistake.
01:49Murder is always a mistake.
01:50One should not do anything one cannot talk about after dinner.
01:53Oscar Wilde said that.
01:55What?
01:57I'm telling you, Paul walked in on him, things got heated.
02:01Bam.
02:01Paul's got his skanky waitress, why would he care?
02:04Men are territorial.
02:05Bro code.
02:06Whatever.
02:07So your theory is that Coop is having sex with Sam in her house,
02:10not at all deterred by the fact that she's 200 miles away.
02:12And while they're defying the laws of physics with this long-distance fuckfest,
02:16Paul, who no longer lives there, nevertheless walks in on them.
02:19And in the scenario you've concocted,
02:21Coop, who has never shot a gun in his life,
02:23has a gun that he has never owned on him,
02:26or near him, since he's ostensibly not wearing any pants.
02:30I'm not saying I have all the answers.
02:31They were fuck buddies.
02:33You don't kill over a fuck buddy.
02:35You don't know that it wasn't more than that.
02:36Coop was not in love with Samantha Levitt.
02:38How do you know?
02:39Because he's still in love with Mel.
02:42If Coop was going to kill anyone,
02:45he would have killed Nick a long time ago,
02:47but he didn't.
02:48You know why?
02:48Because Coop's not a murderer.
02:50This whole situation is just beyond.
02:53He just stood there at the memorial service
02:58like everything was perfectly fine.
03:00Because he didn't do it.
03:02Of course.
03:06Or he's a sociopath.
03:07Well, okay, Suze, really?
03:10What the...
03:12So are we still going to Miller's Cancer Gala?
03:15Absolutely.
03:15Oh, please.
03:16Yeah.
03:21A paper shadow in a house of stone
03:26The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
03:32I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
03:36Till I look back at the smoke
03:40You can't keep up with the Joneses
03:45Don't wanna run for the roses
03:50I got my pocket opposing
03:55Sometimes I wonder why
03:57Sometimes I wonder why
04:00I just don't have the Joneses
04:05Don't wanna smell their dying roses
04:10I got my pocket full of pulses
04:16I don't keep up with the Joneses
04:20Yeah.
04:30Ooh, ooh
04:33Ooh, ooh
04:35Ooh, ooh
05:18Oh, my God, these stupid things.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:36Oh, my God.
05:42Mr. Cooper.
05:44Mr. Cooper.
05:47Andrew Cooper.
05:50Yes, Your Honor.
05:51You've had the opportunity to confer with your attorney,
05:53and you understand the charges against you?
05:55Yes, Your Honor.
05:56And you're entering a plea of not guilty?
05:58Yes, Your Honor.
05:58So recorded.
05:59Lawyers see my clerk next door to confirm the trial date.
06:02Bail is set at $250,000.
06:31So what happens now?
06:33Judge, well, it'll give us a month or so for discovery
06:35before we go to trial.
06:36The prosecutor's a lightweight.
06:37There'll probably be a deal to be made.
06:39I don't want a deal.
06:40Seize yourself.
06:41I didn't kill him, Kat.
06:42I didn't ask.
06:43Well, why the fuck not?
06:47Can you use a minute?
06:53What?
06:53Why didn't you ask?
06:55Why?
06:55Because it doesn't matter.
06:56I was set up.
06:58Okay, I'm telling you, a lot of people hated Paul.
07:01It could have been Sam.
07:01It could have been anyone who found out we were involved.
07:04I mean, I'm the perfect scapegoat.
07:07That's not how cases are won in real life.
07:08Then how?
07:09Well, traditionally, not by blackmailing your attorney.
07:12We chip away at their case,
07:14attacking them on procedure,
07:16chain of evidence, witness credibility,
07:18expert testimony,
07:18and if we do it well,
07:20we establish reasonable doubt.
07:21You think you can do all that?
07:23The gun in your car is going to be tricky.
07:24Kat.
07:25I don't lose.
07:27Go.
07:31Your bail has been sorted out.
07:33I'll have preliminary discovery by Thursday.
07:35In the meantime, for God's sake,
07:36try to stay out of trouble.
08:02You want to get the car that goes with these?
08:20Andy?
08:27Thanks, Dad.
08:32Thanks, Dad.
08:51Well, here.
08:52I thought you might be hungry.
08:54Maybe you're a turkey sandwich.
08:58I'm not sure what you eat these days,
09:00but that used to be your favorite.
09:12It's going to be okay.
09:14Dad, I'm not sure that it is.
09:21Well, let's get you home.
09:24You look like you could use a shower and a nap.
09:29Just draw me off at Mel's.
09:45You want me to wait?
09:47I'll be fine.
09:48Hey, where did you get the money for the bail?
09:50Well, Matt, hurry.
09:53Dad, you're going to get killed on the taxes.
09:57It is what it is.
10:00All right, Mom.
10:01I'll pay you back.
10:03Hey.
10:05I'd say you got bigger fish to fry.
10:07Hey.
10:10Hey.
10:10Hey.
10:10Hey.
10:11Hey.
10:17Hey.
10:17Hey.
10:34What are you doing here?
10:36It's Tuesday.
10:39Come on.
10:40Mel.
10:41I just want to talk to the kids.
10:44About what?
10:44I don't know.
10:45Maybe ask how school's going.
10:46Maybe to tell them that their father's not a murderer.
10:49Come on.
10:49Mel, you know me.
10:51You know I wouldn't do anything like this.
10:53No, I don't know anything.
10:56I don't know what you've been up to.
10:57I don't know who you're fucking.
10:58I don't know why a few days ago your kids and I watched you get beaten half to death.
11:04All I know is you've been arrested for murder.
11:09So until I know something different, I don't want you around them.
11:13You've put them through enough.
11:28This was once my house.
11:32This was once my entire world.
11:39It was amazing, really, the infinite amount of times the same damn thing could break your heart.
11:49Hello?
11:50Hello?
11:52Oh, uh, you're back early.
11:54Um, I thought that if I just pushed it into piles, it would look cleaner.
11:59But then I found some old records and, yeah, it's a lot.
12:05How you feeling?
12:06Like I just spent the night in jail.
12:08How about you?
12:09You know, same old, same old.
12:12Well, let's get a bunch of garbage bags and start cleaning it up.
12:16Okay.
12:18Uh, we should probably start in the basement because the cops really fucked it up.
12:39If the cops had found the money, it would have come up in the interrogation.
12:43I didn't have time to contemplate the irony of getting robbed.
12:47I just wanted my money back.
12:52Hey, where is she?
12:53She's busy.
12:54Lou!
12:55Hey!
12:56Lou!
12:56She don't want to see you, man.
12:57Do I look like I give a shit?
12:59Are you fucking kidding me?
13:01Come on!
13:02Come on!
13:03Come on!
13:04What are you going to do with that?
13:05Put it down, Coop.
13:08Come inside.
13:09We'll talk like people.
13:18I got five minutes.
13:20I got a meat stew on the stove.
13:22Did you rob me?
13:24Busky.
13:27I don't rob people.
13:29I sit here in my chair and people like you bring me things.
13:33Well, my money is gone.
13:34You're in a cash business.
13:36It happens.
13:39Christian.
13:40Christian took his pound of flesh.
13:42You told him where to find me.
13:43Yes, I did.
13:45After I talked him out of killing you, which was what was going to happen.
13:49From what I can see, you got off light.
13:51You could have warned me.
13:52I did.
13:53I told you no art.
13:55But you only hear what you want to hear.
13:57There are rules to this game.
13:59You need to learn them.
14:01You disrespected Christian.
14:03He responded.
14:05Action, reaction.
14:06The slate is clean.
14:08He'll do business now.
14:09But from what I hear, you've got bigger problems.
14:12And just when you were starting to show some real promise.
14:19My stew's burning.
14:20Hey, I didn't kill anyone.
14:24That just makes it even more pathetic.
14:28Don't come back here.
14:38Don't come back here.
15:02Don't come back here.
15:02What's up, Felix?
15:03Peru is giving you a lot to Ecuador.
15:07This is what you owe, Chivo.
15:16Check it out.
15:19What's up with that doméstico?
15:22I can get you a job if you want.
15:24Oh.
15:28Everything's fine.
15:30Until next time.
15:32No.
15:32No, it's not going to be next time.
15:34Chivo doesn't work for you.
15:37Give me a hand with money.
15:39Do you think he can speak to me like this?
15:41Please, Felix.
15:42I changed my pants.
15:43Hey.
15:45Take care of how you speak.
15:49So I speak when I have care.
16:07I just feel like we just stopped getting scared at from us being a thing.
16:15You know this.
16:16Well, hold your head up.
16:17You didn't do anything wrong.
16:20I feel like I shouldn't have sent them to school.
16:22Well, you didn't send them.
16:24They went.
16:24This is a coffee shop?
16:26Imagine what it feels like in high school.
16:29I'm going to tell them they can come home.
16:31If they need to come home, they'll come home.
16:43You know what?
16:44It's taking too long.
16:45Come on.
16:45Let's go down to Phil's.
16:46We're almost there.
16:47Well, then we'll wait another ten minutes for the damn coffee.
16:49Come on.
16:50Let's go.
16:51Yeah, I appreciate that.
16:52She's here.
16:54Yeah.
16:55I'll see you guys later.
16:56Yeah, right over here.
17:00I just...
17:02I don't even know how to begin to unravel this.
17:06I just...
17:07I know that it's complicated, but I just...
17:08Is it complicated?
17:10Yeah.
17:11You fuck Coop.
17:12I fuck Nick.
17:13Maybe you should fuck Nick.
17:15And I can fuck somebody else.
17:16So that's your takeaway from all of this?
17:18Mel, Coop killed my husband.
17:19He didn't kill anybody.
17:21You don't know.
17:22He's been in a really dark place.
17:25Fucking my ex-husband doesn't make you some kind of expert on him.
17:27I understand this is hard for you to accept,
17:29but Coop and I were very close.
17:31Yeah?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Well, I just slept with him,
17:34so maybe you weren't quite as close as you think.
17:36I'm sorry, what?
17:37Glass houses Nick.
17:38What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
17:41So why are you so angry at me then?
17:43What?
17:44You lied to me.
17:45I was scared to tell you.
17:46There is a difference.
17:47There's a reason you were scared to tell me.
17:49Please.
17:49Why were you scared to tell me?
17:51Mel, I am still your friend.
17:54You're not my friend.
17:54You're a gold digging widow
17:55who's trying to milk every last drop of sympathy
17:58over a dead husband you fucking hated.
18:01Oh shit.
18:03No, Mel.
18:04Fuck you.
18:05Mel, stop.
18:06Please.
18:12Nick.
18:13Fuck you, Mel.
18:28You're my ride.
18:31They're called Coop.
18:51What?
18:51What are they looking at?
18:53What, is it my dad?
18:56No.
18:58It's your mom.
19:01Sympathy over a dead husband you fucking hated.
19:04Oh shit.
19:06No, Mel.
19:07Come on.
19:08Fuck you.
19:09No.
19:09Fuck.
19:10Fuck.
19:10Fuck.
19:11Fuck.
19:12Fuck.
19:13Fuck.
19:14Fuck.
19:15Fuck.
19:16Fuck.
19:17Fuck.
19:23Fuck.
19:24Fuck.
19:24Fuck.
19:34Fuck.
19:35You saw the video?
19:36Yeah.
19:40My dad's out on bail.
19:42My mom's throwing down in coffee shops.
19:46Well on the plus side you're gonna have a killer college essay.
19:52If it's any consolation, everyone's parents are bucked up to one degree or another.
20:00The thing is, you're not.
20:03Have you met me?
20:12Sorry, I thought you were...
20:14Idiot.
20:36Ali, what the hell?
20:37Um, I was cleaning.
20:38I found this.
20:40It's yours.
20:42I thought I'd drop it off to you.
20:44You've had that for, like, 15 years.
20:47Yeah.
20:48And I also thought we could talk.
20:50We can't.
20:51Not here.
20:52Just call me.
20:54I have been calling.
20:55And texting.
20:58Ali, I have a family.
21:00I can't just talk whenever I want to.
21:02You put me in a really uncomfortable position.
21:07Well, um...
21:08Do you want your record back?
21:10What?
21:11No, keep the fucking record.
21:13Just...
21:14I'll call you.
21:16But don't come back here again.
21:42I'll call you.
21:44Remember, Sally, when I promised to kill you at last?
21:47That's what I meant.
21:48You did.
21:49I lied.
21:50Lose it, man!
21:55So now you don't have a car.
22:06Oh, Nick, what are you doing here?
22:09Like, every time I get my bearings, one of them just blows up my life.
22:12I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them?
22:14Yeah.
22:15It's kind of terrifying when you realize you're the grown-up.
22:18But I'm not.
22:20That's my point.
22:21I still need them to be my goddamn parents.
22:24Sounds like they're too wrapped up in their own dramas to really do the job.
22:27Right, and fuck all of these people who just assume he's guilty.
22:31My dad may be a fuck-up, but he's not a murderer.
22:32I mean, Jesus.
22:38What?
22:38What?
22:40What?
22:41He didn't do it.
22:42It's perfectly natural for you to feel that way,
22:45but you can't actually know that, right?
22:47I know my father.
22:48I just think it's important for you to understand why some people might believe he did it.
22:53He was fucking the guy's wife.
22:55Okay, can we please not talk about who my dad is fucking?
22:57The cops would have never arrested a rich, white guy like your dad unless they have some evidence to back
23:01it up.
23:02Plus, he does have a history of violence.
23:04He's not violent at all.
23:07He punched me in the dick.
23:11You're unbelievable.
23:13Come on.
23:14Hey, he's your brother.
23:16You have his back.
23:18I have yours.
23:20Trust me.
23:21I trust the college guy dating a high school girl.
23:23Get out of my way.
23:23Tori, just quit being a drama queen.
23:27Ah!
23:29Ah!
23:41Hi for Tori.
23:43Yep.
24:06Hey man, I'm sorry about your face.
24:07It's all right.
24:09It's entirely possible I deserved it.
24:12Yeah.
24:17It's open!
24:22Nick, what are you doing here?
24:25I came to punch Coop in the face.
24:27Oh, you and me both.
24:29No, bullshit.
24:30It's your good arm in the sling.
24:32Like I'd waste my good arm on you.
24:37Gentlemen, things being what they are,
24:39I suggest we go out
24:40and get well and truly hammered.
25:01being a success ain't no fun.
25:04Being a success ain't no fun.
25:07Being a success ain't no fun.
25:09But I'ma bein' a success ain't enough fun
25:12Yeah, tonight's been unbelievable.
25:14We didn't even know what happened.
25:18Oh, he's happened everywhere we go.
25:20Don't you ever wonder why he's always in a good mood?
25:23That is why.
25:24So you guys, uh, talk things out?
25:26Not at all.
25:26But I'm a little short on friends these days.
25:29Maybe stop getting them hit by cars.
25:35I gotta say.
25:37Hey, the booze is mixing nicely with my Vicodin.
25:40Okay, excuse me.
25:41All right, fellas.
25:43Uh-oh.
25:43Here we go.
25:44Oh, these are from them.
25:46Thank you, ladies.
25:47Oh, ladies.
25:49Lift them high and drain them dry.
25:51All right, here we go.
25:54Oh, yeah.
25:55Mm, decent.
25:56Hey, B, you tell Coop about the pool?
25:59No.
26:00Sorry, what's this?
26:01It's gonna sound worse than it is.
26:03There's a Coop Conviction Pool?
26:04Wow.
26:04Actually, now that he says it out loud, it sounds pretty fucking bad.
26:07Okay, what's the action?
26:09I don't know.
26:10You're my friend.
26:11I stayed out of it.
26:12Barney?
26:13Well, I'm with Nick.
26:16Fine, but I took innocent.
26:17There it is.
26:18Oh, I parlayed it with reasonable doubt.
26:20Smart play.
26:20Jules has you down for murder one.
26:22Oh, ladies got balls.
26:24Coop!
26:25I don't believe it.
26:26Oh, my God.
26:28Look at the catch right there.
26:29Hey, Coop.
26:30So great to see you.
26:31How you doing?
26:32Holy shit.
26:33You're Nick Brandis.
26:34I am.
26:34Toby and Josh used to work for me.
26:36And the place has become a shit show without you, man.
26:38Oh, come on.
26:39That can't be true.
26:40No, he's fucking serious, man.
26:41I don't know what you heard, but Rome is burning.
26:43It's a Swiss.
26:44They're threatening to pull out.
26:45Is that right?
26:45Totally.
26:45Jack is losing his shit over it.
26:47Dude, this is awesome.
26:48I wore your number in college.
26:50Yeah, you played?
26:51Yeah, D3, man.
26:52I'm very, very white.
26:53But I bought two of your fucking toilets.
26:56Changed my life.
26:57Oh, well.
26:57My bitch.
26:59You got a waiter over here.
27:01Buy these motherfuckers some drinks.
27:03Keep it coming, fellas.
27:04Hey, hey, hey.
27:06I take it from your general demeanor.
27:08The boys are on cocaine.
27:15Yeah, that's the good stuff.
27:16I mean, I think I could get past the fact
27:18that she cheated on me,
27:19but it's almost as if she's angry at me
27:21that she cheated.
27:22You know what I mean?
27:24Oh.
27:25Hey, you get those murder charges cleared up, you man?
27:28I'm working on it.
27:29I've been here.
27:30You did six months for tax evasion.
27:31It was nine months.
27:32It was fucking worth it.
27:33It was in Otisville,
27:35which is basically like a fucking summer camp.
27:37I worked on my tennis game
27:38and came out with some serious fucking contacts.
27:41Nothing but whales up there.
27:42I'm doing deals with three of them now.
27:43Fuck yeah, dude.
27:44You should go to Otisville, man.
27:46Yeah, or maybe I'll just get a fucking acquittal.
27:49This is the best I've felt in ages.
27:52Hey, buddy.
27:53Take it easy there.
27:54Oh, take it easy.
27:56No, no, no.
27:56There's no...
27:57There's not taking it easy.
28:00I'm back.
28:02Okay.
28:03Troy Boy's back.
28:04Troy Boy's back.
28:06Troy Boy's back.
28:07Troy Boy's back.
28:07Back again.
28:08Troy Boy's back.
28:11Shit, buddy.
28:13Buddy?
28:14Ow.
28:36Don't you want me to wait?
28:41I'm going to wait.
28:44Come on.
28:45No, no.
28:46I give it some a-truck.
28:50Don't give it just a little more time.
28:55Big ass and a pretty face.
28:57Hit me up.
28:58I'm getting a tail.
28:59Big block.
29:00I'm on the case.
29:01Movie call him.
29:02Get you on my way.
29:04I do it real quick.
29:05Take it real quick.
29:06So cool, out of space, legendary, every legendary blow
29:10Sold out, so you've been here
30:02We'll be right back
30:24So this whole murder thing.
30:28Yeah?
30:28I gotta say, I didn't see you coming.
30:33You, uh, think you're gonna beat it?
30:42I don't know.
30:42Barney.
30:44We are shitfaced on a golf course at midnight,
30:48so why don't you ask me what you want to ask me?
30:51Because I don't want to ask you.
30:55And here's the scary thing.
30:59I don't know that I really care.
31:04so if you did do it okay i didn't kill okay okay that's good that's good
31:09that's good what let the record show i didn't ask
31:23are you scared that's a stupid question i'm sorry
31:33how's the renovation going i almost burned it down the other night
31:38are you in trouble on it what i honestly can't tell we've got rooms in this house we've never
31:46even used now we're building more grace spends too much i spend too much it's like a bodily
31:55function at this point we eat we drink we buy all this shit then we talk about the shit we
32:01bought
32:02and then we talk about other shit we're gonna buy and then we go by that
32:10sometimes i just walk around the house and i i just look at the sheer volume of shit we have
32:16and it fucking mystifies me i mean when did we become these people you know like when did
32:22when did our lives get so empty
32:28now we have to constantly stuff them full of all this shit
32:38i don't know what happened to me i don't think any of us do buddy
32:46something's going on with you you don't have to tell me why
32:51but i just wanted you to know
32:55that i know
32:58i don't know what i know
33:05something happened to me man i don't even know if i can explain it
33:10i got fired and the ground just shifted everything i thought i knew
33:15that was solid fucking permanent just
33:20i i don't know i don't know i was wrong about all the rules it turns out there are no
33:29rules
33:35so anyway i've been breaking into people's houses and stealing stuff from
34:01oh fuck my car where is it
34:06it's impounded and i have to go see cat in the city today
34:09oh that's cool i'll send wally back for you after he drops me off
34:13you sure wally are you good working today
34:16yeah you got it nick problem solved
34:18god bless you all right fellas
34:23thank you last night was
34:27something
34:27yeah let's never do it again
34:55when hunter was four years old
34:57he would come running into our bedroom in the middle of the night
34:59terrified by whatever demons four-year-olds come up with in their dreams
35:04i'd pull him into bed with me
35:05and he'd fall asleep in my arms
35:09that was all it took to make him feel safe
35:12it gets harder when they get older to protect them from all the things that might scare them
35:16or hurt them in any way
35:18but you never stop trying
35:21and then one day you realize the thing that's hurting them
35:23is you
35:25what the hell happened to you
35:30it was a long night
35:34you know i i i i came by to see you yesterday
35:38um told me
35:39well it was nice of her
35:41it would have been nicer if she let you in
35:43look she's just
35:46she's just doing what she thinks is best
35:48you know
35:52but hey pal
35:54i want to tell you i'm sorry
35:56for all this nonsense
35:58at first the divorce
35:59and now this
36:02mess
36:04i never wanted any of this to happen
36:06but i know that doesn't make it any easier on you
36:07so i just wanted to say
36:10i'm sorry
36:11dad
36:13are you going to jail
36:16okay hunter
36:19this is important
36:20whatever else happens i need you to hear this
36:22okay
36:23i did not
36:25kill paul
36:26i had nothing
36:27to do with that
36:28i know you didn't
36:30that's why i came here to tell you that
36:34well i appreciate that
36:38so i'm not going to go to jail
36:40for something i
36:41didn't do
36:42all right
36:44now i have a meeting today with kat resnick
36:47who is the best at what she does
36:51and we're gonna figure this out
36:53okay
36:57you should probably shower first
37:00you stink
37:01thank you
37:02good note
37:05anything else
37:07i have a girlfriend
37:09i have a girlfriend
37:34good morning
37:40rough night
37:54i'll give you a thousand dollars for that cup of coffee
38:02fucking hell grace
38:03i thought you looked bad in the hospital
38:17i know what you're gonna say
38:19doesn't really pay to say it then does it
38:20he's my best friend
38:22grace
38:27i think maybe you need to start coming to terms with the idea that your best friend may go to
38:32prison
38:33for murder
38:34yeah you didn't do it
38:35do you know that
38:36don't you
38:39you don't know everything barney
38:41i know enough
38:48and you do too
38:54i don't even know enough about you
38:56what was that supposed to mean huh
39:08found that in your sweater drawer
39:11please tell me this has nothing to do with coop
39:24you and me barney right
39:28you and me before anyone else
39:33you and me
39:44drink up
39:54i'll run you a bath
40:01morning
40:06hi
40:06how you doing mel
40:09okay
40:10i was hoping we could talk
40:12i do have an 11 o'clock though
40:14your 11 o'clock cancelled
40:18a number of your patients have cancelled
40:24how many
40:29because of coop
40:30no
40:32not because of coop
40:44i can't imagine what you and your family are going through
40:47distress you're under
40:48i'm fine deb
40:49oh i don't think you are
40:51i'm under some pressure
40:53but you assaulted that woman
40:54she hit me first
40:55whoa
40:56is that what i'm supposed to tell the parents of our patients
40:59that it's all fine because she started it
41:01it was self-defense
41:03it was cognitive aggression
41:04okay don't do that
41:05what
41:06don't try to shrink me
41:08i'm trying to have a conversation with you
41:10come on deb
41:12have you ever
41:13in your entire life
41:14just just wanted to hit somebody
41:16of course i have
41:17but i didn't
41:18well maybe you should have
41:19because i gotta tell you
41:20it's a lot more therapeutic
41:21than just wanting to
41:23a moment of self-concordance actually
41:25and isn't that what we try to instill here
41:27in our patients
41:28no
41:28she fucked my husband
41:30and accused him of murder
41:31your ex-husband
41:33what
41:33but whatever
41:36mel
41:36i think right now
41:38you need help
41:40uh-uh
41:42i'm putting you on leave
41:48i'm sorry
41:52like right now
42:04what happened to i don't lose
42:05sometimes a plea deal is a win
42:07not when i didn't do it
42:09come on cat
42:10if this is about me
42:11coercing you
42:12you're not coercing me
42:13you're blackmailing me
42:14and no
42:15regardless of what kind of shit you are
42:17and what kind of slut i am
42:18we raised our kids together
42:20and i actually don't think you killed paul
42:22but
42:22i'm required to lay out your options
42:25i've gone through the discovery
42:26and
42:26as your lawyer i'm telling you
42:29we should consider a plea deal
42:31they had two labs confirm your dna at the crime scene
42:34murder weapon in your trunk
42:36do you have something you want to share
42:38that could help explain some of this
42:42you lied about your relationship with sam
42:44she lied about it too
42:44she was in boston
42:45it was henry's birthday
42:47what
42:47nothing
42:48koop
42:50if we plead
42:51you could be out before hunter graduates college
42:53are you kidding me
42:54i'm trying to help you
42:55by putting me in jail
42:57come on cat
42:58don't fuck me on this
42:59you did that to yourself
43:09koop
43:11i have talks like these
43:12every day
43:13and i have to tell you
43:15i don't think a jury
43:17is going to find you to be truthful
43:19why not
43:19because you're not telling the truth
43:21about what
43:22all of it
43:22i don't believe that you were alone in that nightclub
43:24i don't believe you hung out with your sister afterwards
43:27and i don't believe your blood was on the floor
43:29just because you were fucking sam
43:32whatever it is
43:33that you're not telling me
43:34now
43:34would be a great time to tell me
43:41it's complicated
43:42yeah
43:43because i only handled the really simple murder trials
43:48how'd that gun get in your car
43:49i don't know
43:50bullshit koop
43:51give me something
43:56i told you i didn't kill her
43:58and i told you it doesn't matter
44:02god damn it
44:27thanks man
44:29all right
44:36hey
44:37hey
44:38is that nick's car
44:40yeah
44:40my car is currently impounded
44:43to possibly be used as evidence against me
44:47hey if this is about hunter coming over
44:49to talk
44:51i didn't think
44:51wait hunter came over to talk
44:55no
44:58can't even get two syllables out of that kid
45:01yeah
45:02yeah well
45:04what can i say
45:05i have a gift
45:18i got fired today
45:21fuck
45:22fuck because of me
45:23i uh
45:24i'm actually capable of losing my job
45:26all by myself
45:29i um
45:32i got in a fight with sam
45:35like an argument
45:37yeah like that
45:38and then i punched her in the face
45:41oh
45:44yeah i know i saw the video
45:45the fuck are you asking me for then
45:47i guess i wanted to hear you say it
45:50were you defending my honor
45:53she called you a murderer
45:55yeah it's kind of getting to where
45:56neither one of us can show our faces around here
45:58huh
46:05you're not one right
46:06a murderer
46:09no
46:10i'm not
46:12sorry for asking
46:13glad you did
46:16what does cat say
46:17can you beat this thing
46:18she has floated the idea of a plea bargain
46:20to which i said go fuck yourself
46:22good
46:27how did this become
46:28our lives
46:43you rarely destroy your life in a single moment
46:49it's usually a series of moments
46:52over time
46:55when reality finally came crashing down on me
46:58i could see every one of those moments perfectly lined up
47:00as if it was all by my own design
47:26so the question wasn't how did this happen to me
47:29the only real question was how the fuck did i not see it coming
47:32the killer is saying
48:02it comes to this season
48:02this season
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