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Corpse Bride (2005) [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:04:11Every single tiny, microscopic little thing must grow.
00:04:18According to plan, our daughter will win.
00:04:21According to plan, our family left from the depths of deepest poverty.
00:04:30To the noble realm of our ancestry.
00:04:34And who would have guessed in a million years that our daughter with a face of an altar in disgrace
00:04:40would provide our tickets to a rightful place.
00:04:51Oh, he'll be God.
00:04:53What if Victor and I don't like each other?
00:04:57As if that has anything to do with marriage.
00:05:00Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
00:05:03Surely you must.
00:05:05A little.
00:05:06Of course not.
00:05:07Of course not.
00:05:08It's laced properly.
00:05:10I can hear you speak without gasping.
00:05:19You certainly hooked a winner this time, Victor.
00:05:21Now all you have to do is reel her in.
00:05:24I'm already reeling, Mother.
00:05:25Shouldn't Victoria Everglot be marrying a lord or something?
00:05:29Oh, nonsense.
00:05:30We're every bit as good as the Everglot's.
00:05:32I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's life.
00:05:36But I've never even spoken to her.
00:05:39Well, at least we have that in our favour.
00:05:41A little hell of a freak.
00:05:42Now, we're going to hold a little too long to do.
00:05:51Marriage is a partnership.
00:05:53A little tit for tat.
00:05:55You'd think a lifetime watching us might have taught her that, might have taught her that.
00:06:02Everything must be perfect, everything must be perfect, perfect.
00:06:08That's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must go according to plan.
00:06:33Oh my goodness, such grandeur, such impeccable teeth.
00:06:39Oh, beautiful, isn't it?
00:06:43It's not as big as our place, dear.
00:06:45What do you think?
00:06:45Oh my goodness, such grandeur, such impeccable teeth.
00:06:48A little bit shabby, isn't it?
00:06:51Lord and Lady Everglot, Mr and Mrs Van Dort.
00:06:58Why, you must be Miss Victoria.
00:07:01Yes, I must say, you don't look a day over 20.
00:07:06Smile, darling, smile.
00:07:13Well, hello. What a pleasure. Welcome to our home.
00:07:18Oh, thank you.
00:07:20We'll be taking tea in the West Drawing Room.
00:07:25Well, do come this way, it's just right.
00:07:27Oh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:07:30Who is your decorator?
00:07:32Nice tiles. Shame about the drinks.
00:07:34Oh, my husband says such foolish things. Ignore him.
00:07:38Ah, yes, it's usually best.
00:08:18How is your life?
00:08:20Come this way and pray.
00:08:31You have to get the offer of your vivre,
00:08:34Who suscribites you.
00:08:35I love you.
00:08:37How is your life?
00:08:38I love you, God.
00:08:38You have to be a Christian.
00:08:38I don't know.
00:09:08Do forgive me.
00:09:10You play beautifully.
00:09:13I do apologise, Miss Everglot.
00:09:15How rude of me to...
00:09:17Well, excuse me.
00:09:22Mother won't let me near the piano.
00:09:24Music is improper for a young lady.
00:09:28Too passionate, she says.
00:09:30If I may ask, Miss Everglot,
00:09:34where is your chaperone?
00:09:36Perhaps, in view of the circumstances,
00:09:42you could call me Victoria.
00:09:45Yes, of course.
00:09:48Victoria?
00:09:49Yes? Victor?
00:09:52Tomorrow we are to be...
00:09:58Married?
00:09:59Yes.
00:10:02Married.
00:10:04Since I was a child, I've dreamt of my wedding day.
00:10:09I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with.
00:10:12Someone to spend the rest of my life with.
00:10:16Silly, isn't it?
00:10:17Yes, silly.
00:10:19No.
00:10:20No, not at all.
00:10:21Oh, dear.
00:10:24I'm sorry.
00:10:31What impropriety is this?
00:10:34You shouldn't be alone together.
00:10:36Here it is, one minute before five,
00:10:39and you're not at the rehearsal.
00:10:40Master Galswell's is waiting.
00:10:43Come at once.
00:10:46Master Mandort, from the beginning, again.
00:10:51With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
00:10:56Your cup will never empty,
00:10:59for I will be your wine.
00:11:02With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:11:09With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:11:15Let's try it again.
00:11:17Yes.
00:11:18Yes, sir.
00:11:19With this candle.
00:11:23This candle.
00:11:26This candle.
00:11:29Sherlock, get up there and do it.
00:11:31Don't get all the flatter, do you?
00:11:39With this candle.
00:11:43Continue.
00:11:47Get the door, Emil.
00:11:49Let's just pick it up at the candle bit.
00:11:55A Lord Barkus, sir.
00:12:01I haven't ahead for dates.
00:12:04Apparently, I'm a day early for the ceremony.
00:12:08You see, from your side of the family.
00:12:11I can't recall.
00:12:12Emil.
00:12:13A seat for Lord Barkus.
00:12:20Do carry on.
00:12:22Let's try it again, shall we, Master Vandort?
00:12:28Yes.
00:12:29Yes, sir.
00:12:30Certainly.
00:12:31Right.
00:12:32Right.
00:12:33Oh!
00:12:34Right!
00:12:35With this...
00:12:37This...
00:12:38Hand.
00:12:40With this...
00:12:42Hand.
00:12:43I...
00:12:44Well...
00:12:44Three steps.
00:12:46Three.
00:12:47Can you not count?
00:12:48Do you not wish to be married, Master Vandort?
00:12:51No.
00:12:52No.
00:12:52You do not?
00:12:53No.
00:12:54I meant, no, I do not not wish to be married.
00:12:58That is, I want very much to...
00:12:59Ow!
00:13:00Pay attention!
00:13:01Have you even remembered to bring the ring?
00:13:05The ring?
00:13:05Yes.
00:13:06Of course.
00:13:11Dropping the ring!
00:13:12Oh, no, he's dropped the ring!
00:13:13This boy doesn't want to get married!
00:13:16Disgrace!
00:13:17Excuse me.
00:13:18Got it.
00:13:20Oh, oh, oh!
00:13:22Out of the way, you minnie!
00:13:25Oh, dear!
00:13:26Oh, my idiot!
00:13:28Oh, my!
00:13:28Oh, my!
00:13:31Oh, I hope it doesn't stain!
00:13:34Stop running it, you fool!
00:13:36Oh, my...
00:13:37Oh, my...
00:13:38Oh, my...
00:13:39Oh, my...
00:13:40Oh, my...
00:13:40Get a bucket!
00:13:40Get a bucket!
00:13:41I'm on my way, dear.
00:13:43Yes.
00:13:43Oh, dear.
00:13:44Oh, my...
00:13:52Enough!
00:13:53This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared.
00:14:00Young man, learn your vows.
00:14:19Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he?
00:14:39Oh, Victoria.
00:14:41She must think I'm such a fool.
00:14:43This day couldn't get any worse.
00:14:45Hear ye, hear ye!
00:14:47Rehearsal in ruins as Van Doorn's boy causes chaos!
00:14:53Fishy fuel, say, could be canned!
00:14:56Ever got so fired up as Van Doorn disaster ruins rehearsal!
00:15:03It really shouldn't be all that difficult.
00:15:06It's just a few simple vows.
00:15:09With this hand, I will take your wine.
00:15:13Oh, no.
00:15:15With this hand, I will cup your...
00:15:19Oh, goodness, no.
00:15:23With this...
00:15:25With this...
00:15:27With this candle, I will...
00:15:31I will...
00:15:33I will set your mother on fire.
00:15:37Oh, it's no use.
00:15:52With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
00:15:57Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
00:16:03Ah, Mrs. Everglot.
00:16:05You look ravishing this evening.
00:16:08What's that, Mr. Everglot?
00:16:10Call you Dad, if you insist, sir.
00:16:14With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:16:18With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:16:41My little partner in your house willremark.
00:16:41How are you going to keep the light of your eyes?
00:16:41How am I going to freak out?
00:16:41How am I believing you are leaving?
00:16:42How am I going to keep my eyes looking at the light of my eyes?
00:16:42What are you doing?
00:16:44How am I going to keep you?
00:16:45Keep your eyes around.
00:16:45Where are you looking at the light of my eyes?
00:16:45I can't be my eyes and eye and eye-toxed.
00:16:45Oh, my God.
00:17:18I do.
00:17:29I do.
00:17:56I do.
00:18:36I do.
00:18:38I do.
00:18:38I do.
00:18:40I do.
00:19:13I do.
00:19:23I do.
00:19:28I do.
00:19:31I do.
00:19:32I do.
00:19:32I do.
00:19:33I do.
00:19:33I do.
00:19:41I do.
00:19:47I do.
00:20:01I do.
00:20:03I do.
00:20:28I do.
00:20:30I do.
00:20:37I do.
00:20:53I do.
00:21:10I do.
00:21:12I do.
00:21:42I do.
00:21:46I do.
00:22:07I do.
00:22:10I do.
00:22:11I do.
00:22:13I do.
00:22:15I do.
00:22:18I do.
00:22:34That was nice.
00:22:37Yeah, so they conjured up a plan to meet late at night.
00:22:40It turned out a soul kept the whole thing tight.
00:22:43Now for a mother's wedding dress, fit like a glove.
00:22:46You don't need much when you're really in love.
00:22:48Except for a few things, or so I'm told.
00:22:51Like the family jewels and a satchel of gold.
00:22:54Then next to the graveyard by the old oak tree.
00:22:56On a dark foggy night at a quarter to three.
00:22:59She was ready to go, but where was he?
00:23:03And then?
00:23:04She waited.
00:23:06And then?
00:23:06There are the shadows.
00:23:08Was it the man?
00:23:09And then?
00:23:09Her little heart beat so loud.
00:23:12And then?
00:23:13And then, baby, everything went black.
00:23:17Now when she opened her eyes, she was dead as dust.
00:23:21Tools were missing and her heart was bust.
00:23:24So she made a vow lying under that tree.
00:23:27That she'd wait for her true love to come set her free.
00:23:30Always waiting for someone to ask for her hand.
00:23:33And out of the blue goes his groove.
00:23:36Young man who bowed us forever to be by our side.
00:23:39And that's the story of our golf ball.
00:23:43Now when she died, we all passed away.
00:23:45But no, we'll round her teeth away.
00:23:48You might try and cry when you might try and pray.
00:23:51We thought it was enough.
00:23:53We made a jed-a-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:23:55We made a despot.
00:23:55Dibble, bop.
00:23:56Dibble, bop.
00:23:56Dibble, bop.
00:23:57Yeah!
00:24:10Victoria, come away from the window.
00:24:14Oh, I'm sure he'll be back shortly.
00:24:16He's terrified of the dark.
00:24:18In fact, when he was a boy,
00:24:20he used to wet his combinations regularly, didn't he, William?
00:24:24End up!
00:24:28Ah, Lord Barkus.
00:24:31I trust the room is to your liking.
00:24:34You are a most gracious, Hestes.
00:24:36Which is why it pains me to be the bearer of such bad news.
00:24:47Would you care to repeat tonight's headline for us?
00:24:51Hear ye! Hear ye!
00:24:53Victor Van Dork seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman.
00:24:58The dark-haired temptress and master Van Dork slipped away into the night.
00:25:03And now the willow.
00:25:04Enough!
00:25:06That will be all.
00:25:10Mystery woman?
00:25:11He doesn't even know any women.
00:25:14Oh, so you thought.
00:25:16But do call for me if you need my assistance.
00:25:20In any way.
00:25:24Good heavens, Phyllis, what shall we do?
00:25:27Fetch me musket.
00:25:28Oh, William, do something.
00:25:30Um, the town cryer probably just had a slow news day.
00:25:33You know how it is, you need something to cry about.
00:25:36Regardless, we are one room short for the wedding, Devoyer.
00:25:41Not to mention the financial implications.
00:25:44The most scandalous embarrassment for us all will...
00:25:47Give us a chance to find him.
00:25:49We beg of you.
00:25:50Just give us until dawn.
00:25:52Very well.
00:25:53Till dawn.
00:25:55Victor, darling, where are you?
00:25:58If you ask me, your boyfriend is kind of jumpy.
00:26:03He's not my boyfriend.
00:26:04He's my husband.
00:26:05Victor, where have you gone?
00:26:08I'll keep an eye out for him.
00:26:10Victor!
00:26:15There he goes.
00:26:16There he goes.
00:26:17He's getting away.
00:26:19Quick, quick, have him.
00:26:21Victor!
00:26:29Victor!
00:26:31Where are you?
00:26:35Victor?
00:26:37Where are you?
00:26:40Married, huh?
00:26:41I'm a widow.
00:26:42Oh, how rude.
00:26:44He went that way.
00:26:47Victor!
00:26:50Victor, darling.
00:26:53Please.
00:26:54There's been a mistake.
00:26:55I'm not dead.
00:26:58Oh.
00:27:00Excuse me.
00:27:02Excuse me.
00:27:04Excuse me.
00:27:05Huh?
00:27:08Victor!
00:27:11Dead end.
00:27:13Victor!
00:27:15Victor!
00:27:21Hey!
00:27:23Hey!
00:27:24Hey!
00:27:50Look, I am terribly sorry about what's happened to you, and I'd like to help.
00:27:54But I really need to get home.
00:27:56This is your home now?
00:27:57But I don't even know your name.
00:27:59Well, that's a great way to start a marriage.
00:28:03Shh.
00:28:03Shut up!
00:28:06It's Emily.
00:28:08Emily.
00:28:09Oh, I almost forgot.
00:28:11I have something for you.
00:28:14It's a wedding present.
00:28:24Oh, I have something for you.
00:28:53Scraps?
00:28:57Scraps?
00:28:58My dog, Scraps!
00:29:02Oh, Scraps, what a good boy.
00:29:06I knew you'd be happy to see him.
00:29:08Who's my good boy?
00:29:09Sit. Sit, Scraps. Sit.
00:29:12Good boy, Scraps.
00:29:14Roll over. Roll over.
00:29:16Good boy, Scraps.
00:29:18Play dead.
00:29:20Sorry.
00:29:22Oh, what a cutie.
00:29:24You should have seen him with fur.
00:29:27Mother never approved of Scraps jumping up like this.
00:29:30But then again, she never approved of anything.
00:29:34You think she would have approved of me?
00:29:37You're lucky you'll never have to meet her.
00:29:41Well, actually,
00:29:44now that you mention it,
00:29:45I think you should.
00:29:48In fact,
00:29:50since we're, you know,
00:29:52married, you should
00:29:53definitely meet her.
00:29:55And my father too.
00:29:56We should go and see them right now.
00:29:58What a fantastic idea.
00:30:00Where are they buried?
00:30:03What is it?
00:30:04They're not from around here.
00:30:06Where are they?
00:30:09Oh, they're still alive.
00:30:10I'm afraid so.
00:30:12Oh, that is a problem.
00:30:13What's that, Scraps?
00:30:15Oh, no. We couldn't possibly.
00:30:19Oh, well.
00:30:21If you put it like that.
00:30:22What?
00:30:22Elder Godnacht.
00:30:29Elder Godnacht.
00:30:34Shhh. It's right.
00:30:35Elder Godnacht.
00:30:38Are you there?
00:30:42Hello?
00:30:44Is anyone home?
00:30:46Hello?
00:30:59There you are.
00:31:01Oh, my dear.
00:31:03There you are.
00:31:05I brought my husband.
00:31:06Victor.
00:31:07What's that? Husband?
00:31:10Pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:31:12Hmm.
00:31:13We need to go up.
00:31:15Upstairs?
00:31:16To visit the land of the living.
00:31:18Land of the living?
00:31:22Oh, my dear.
00:31:25Please, Elder Godnacht.
00:31:26Now, why go up there when people are dying to get down here?
00:31:30Sir, I beg you to help.
00:31:32It means so much to me.
00:31:34Us?
00:31:35I don't know.
00:31:37It's just not natural.
00:31:39Please, Elder Godnacht.
00:31:40Surely, there must be something you can do.
00:31:44Hmm.
00:31:45Let me see what I can do.
00:31:48Where did I put that book?
00:31:58You have to clear somewhere.
00:32:02Oh, there's the one.
00:32:06Ah!
00:32:08There's the one.
00:32:14Um...
00:32:15Mm.
00:32:18Hmm.
00:32:19I have it.
00:32:20A Ukrainian haunting spell.
00:32:24Just the thing for these quick trips.
00:32:27So glad you thought of this.
00:32:29Me too.
00:32:54Now then.
00:32:56Where were we?
00:32:59The Ukrainian haunting spell.
00:33:01Ah.
00:33:10Ah, here we have it.
00:33:13Ready?
00:33:14Just remember, when you want to come back, say, hopscotch.
00:33:18Hopscotch?
00:33:19That's it.
00:33:37I've spent so long in the darkness, I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.
00:33:50Ah!
00:33:54Ah!
00:34:07Ah!
00:34:08Ah!
00:34:09Ah!
00:34:11Psst.
00:34:12Hey, I think you dropped something.
00:34:15Ah!
00:34:29Ah!
00:34:32Hold on, hold on.
00:34:36I think I should prepare Mother and Father for the big news.
00:34:42I'll go ahead and you wait here.
00:34:47Perfect.
00:34:48I won't be long.
00:34:50Stay right here.
00:34:53I'll be right back.
00:34:54OK.
00:34:56No peeking.
00:35:00No peeking.
00:35:12No peeking.
00:35:15No peeking.
00:35:16No peeking.
00:35:16Well, if ever I see that fat and old boy, I'll strangle him with my bare hands.
00:35:23Your hands are too fat and his neck is too thin.
00:35:27No. You'll have to use a rope.
00:35:40This is the voice of your conscience.
00:35:43Listen to what I say.
00:35:45I have a bad feeling about that boy.
00:35:48You know, he is no...
00:35:51Go chew someone else's ear for a while.
00:35:54Victor has gone to see his parents.
00:35:56Just like he said.
00:35:58If I hadn't just been sitting in it,
00:36:00I would say that you had lost your mind.
00:36:02I'm sure he has a perfectly good reason
00:36:05for taking so long.
00:36:07I am sure he does.
00:36:09Why don't you go ask him?
00:36:10All right, I will.
00:36:12After all, he couldn't get far
00:36:14with those cold feet.
00:36:54Victoria...
00:36:56Victor, I'm so happy to see you.
00:36:59Come by the fire.
00:37:00Where have you been? Are you all right?
00:37:04I... I... Oh, dear.
00:37:07You're as cold as death.
00:37:09What's happened to you?
00:37:11Your coat?
00:37:14Victoria, I confess.
00:37:18This morning, I was terrified of marriage.
00:37:22But then, on meeting you, I felt I should be with you always.
00:37:27And that our wedding could not come soon enough.
00:37:34Victor, I feel the same.
00:37:44Victoria, I... I seem to find myself married.
00:37:48And you should know it's unexpected.
00:37:54Oh, dear, darling, I just wanted to meet...
00:38:00Darling?
00:38:01Who's this?
00:38:03Who is she?
00:38:04I'm his wife.
00:38:08Victor?
00:38:09Victoria, wait. You don't understand.
00:38:11She's dead. Look.
00:38:16Oh, gosh.
00:38:19Oh!
00:38:20No! No! No!
00:38:22Victoria!
00:38:23Victoria!
00:38:28You lied to me!
00:38:30Just to get back to that other woman!
00:38:33Don't you understand?
00:38:35You're the other woman.
00:38:36No!
00:38:37You're married to me!
00:38:39She's the other woman!
00:38:44She's got a point.
00:38:46And I thought...
00:38:48I thought this was all going so well!
00:39:01Look, I'm sorry.
00:39:03But this just can't work.
00:39:06Why not?
00:39:09It's my eye, isn't it?
00:39:11No.
00:39:12Your eye is...
00:39:14lovely.
00:39:16It's under different circumstances, Will.
00:39:19Who knows?
00:39:21But we're just too different.
00:39:24I mean, you're dead.
00:39:26You should have thought about that before you asked me to marry you.
00:39:29Why can't you understand?
00:39:30It was a mistake.
00:39:31I would never marry you.
00:39:39You should have thought about it.
00:39:39I mean, please.
00:39:42I know you're new business.
00:39:43You're new business.
00:39:46You're new business.
00:39:54You're new business.
00:40:03Roses for eternal love, lilies for sweetness, baby's breath.
00:40:19Why so blue?
00:40:21Maybe he's right.
00:40:22Maybe we are too different.
00:40:24Maybe he should have his head examined.
00:40:28I could do it.
00:40:30Well, perhaps he does belong with her little Miss Living, with her rosy cheeks and a beating heart.
00:40:38Oh, those girls are ten a penny.
00:40:40You've got so much more.
00:40:42You've got...
00:40:43You've got...
00:40:44You've got a wonderful personality.
00:40:54What does that wispy little brat have that you don't have done?
00:40:59She can't hold a candle to the beauty of your smile.
00:41:03How about a pulse?
00:41:04Overrated by a mile.
00:41:06Overfamble.
00:41:07Overblown.
00:41:07If he only knew the you that we know.
00:41:12And that silly little creature isn't wearing his ring.
00:41:15And she doesn't play piano.
00:41:17Or dance.
00:41:18Or sing.
00:41:19No, she doesn't compare.
00:41:20No, she doesn't compare.
00:41:21But she still breathes there.
00:41:22Who cares?
00:41:23Unimportant.
00:41:24Overrated.
00:41:25Overblown.
00:41:26If only he could see how special you can be.
00:41:29If we only knew the you that we know.
00:41:38If I touch a burning candle, I can feel the pain.
00:41:44If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same.
00:41:50And I know how hard it's beating.
00:41:53And I know that I am dead.
00:41:56Yet the pain here that I feel.
00:41:59Try and tell me it's not real.
00:42:02And it seems that I still have a deal to share.
00:42:11The soul redeeming feature from that little creature is that she's alive.
00:42:17Overrated.
00:42:17Overblown.
00:42:18Everybody knows that's just a temporary state.
00:42:21Which is cured very quickly when we meet our fate.
00:42:25Who cares?
00:42:26Unimportant.
00:42:26Overrated.
00:42:27Overblown.
00:42:28If only he could see how special you can be.
00:42:32If he only knew the you that we know.
00:42:41If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain.
00:42:46In the ice or in the sun, it's all the same.
00:42:52Yet I feel my heart is aching.
00:42:56Though it doesn't heat, it's breaking.
00:42:59And the pain here that I feel.
00:43:01Try and tell me it's not real.
00:43:04I know that I am dead.
00:43:08Yet it seems that I still have some tears to shed.
00:43:22It's true, Mother.
00:43:24Victor is married to a dead woman.
00:43:27I saw her.
00:43:28A corpse.
00:43:30Standing right here with Victor.
00:43:32Victor was in your room.
00:43:34I have to help him.
00:43:35The scandal.
00:43:37Oh, come sit in your chair, dearie.
00:43:39You're shaking like a leaf.
00:43:41Let Hilda fetch your blanket.
00:43:43Fetch her a straitjacket.
00:43:45She's completely mad.
00:43:47Come, Hilda.
00:43:48You're hole.
00:43:56Oh, my God.
00:44:18Oh, my God.
00:44:51Who could that be at this time?
00:44:56Miss Everglot, what are you doing here?
00:44:59You should be at home, prostrate with grief.
00:45:02Pastor Golsworth, I have to ask you something.
00:45:05This is most irregular.
00:45:06Please, I beg of you.
00:45:08You are the only one in the village who knows of what awaits beyond the grave.
00:45:13A grim topic for a bride to be.
00:45:16It is a bride, I fear.
00:45:18Which is why I must know.
00:45:21Can the living marry the dead?
00:45:24What on earth are you speaking about?
00:45:27Please, it's Victor.
00:45:28He's married to a corpse.
00:45:30He has a corpse bride.
00:45:33There must be some way to undo what's been done.
00:45:38I believe I know the thing to do.
00:45:42Come with me.
00:45:47Victoria, where are your corsets?
00:45:49She's speaking in tongues of unholy alliances.
00:45:53Her mind has come undone, I fear.
00:45:55It's not true.
00:45:56Let me go.
00:45:57Let me go.
00:45:58Thank you, Pastor Golsworth.
00:46:00Thank you so very much.
00:46:03Take her to her room.
00:46:05No, I'm telling the truth.
00:46:07Victor needs my help.
00:46:09Hildegard, you believe me, don't you?
00:46:11Mother, father, please.
00:46:14Seal the doors and bar the windows.
00:46:16See to it that she doesn't escape again.
00:46:20He needs our help.
00:46:21Let me go.
00:46:22Let me go.
00:46:23Will the mortification never cease?
00:46:28It will be years before we can show ourselves in public again.
00:46:32What shall we do?
00:46:33We shall continue as Blair, with or without Vincent.
00:46:37Victor.
00:46:38Whatever.
00:46:39For that boy to toss aside a young woman like Victoria,
00:46:43it's positively criminal.
00:46:46Why, if I had a woman like your daughter on my arm,
00:46:50I would lavish her with riches befitting royalty.
00:46:55Your lady wife is a most fortunate woman.
00:46:59Thus, I am not married.
00:47:02I was betrothed some years ago,
00:47:04but tragedy snatched my young bride away.
00:47:08When one lives alone,
00:47:10wealth counts for naught.
00:47:21Marvelous news, Victoria.
00:47:23There'll be a wedding after all.
00:47:25You found him?
00:47:26Make haste, my dear.
00:47:28Our relatives will arrive at any moment.
00:47:30We must have you looking presentable for Lord Barkis.
00:47:35Lord Barkis?
00:47:37He will make a fine husband.
00:47:39Aye, a fortuitous turn of events indeed.
00:47:42A far better prospect this time.
00:47:44But I do not love him.
00:47:46You cannot make me do this.
00:47:48We must.
00:47:49Please, I beg of you.
00:47:51There must be another way.
00:47:53Without your marriage to Lord Barkis,
00:47:55we shall be forced penniless into the street.
00:47:58We are destitute.
00:47:59But, Victor...
00:48:01Victor Van Doerter's gone, child.
00:48:04You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow.
00:48:10According to plan!
00:48:12To plan!
00:48:12To plan!
00:48:40Oh my dear, oh don't look at me that way, you have only to suffer this union until death
00:48:47do us part, and that will come sooner than you think.
00:48:55Oh, it's almost dawn, where could he be?
00:48:58Victor Van Dordt elopes with corpse, heart-broken bride to wed wealthy newcomer!
00:49:06Wealthy newcomer?
00:49:07It cannot be.
00:49:08Did he say corpse?
00:49:10Oh, don't be ridiculous, what corpse would marry our Victor?
00:49:14Oh, may you!
00:49:18Silence, that blasted coffin!
00:49:37What do you know? Are you trying to kill us?
00:49:40You can't think he's trying to kill us!
00:49:47You know what, Henry?
00:49:49You know what, Henry Premierie?
00:49:50And we don't know what you're trying to kill us.
00:49:54We can't, of course.
00:49:58I mean, that's not bad.
00:49:59I'm calling you and it's the squam!
00:50:01Beautiful, beautiful, capability to guilt.
00:50:01Just remember to walk where we aren't going to die and we're going.
00:50:01Is there such a challenge?
00:50:02Do you think there are so many?
00:50:03Have no discussion here?
00:50:03I never saw this glitch院.
00:50:05A chance of Когда I was supposed to take it all together on my computer
00:50:09It was your duty in that way, you don't常 say these persons?
00:50:23I think you dropped this I'm sorry I'm sorry I lied to you about wanting to see
00:50:39my parents it's just this whole day hasn't gone quite well according to plan
00:51:17you
00:51:22you
00:51:23you
00:51:54Pardon my enthusiasm.
00:51:56I like your enthusiasm.
00:52:03You will love you! You will love you!
00:52:06Oh, it's up!
00:52:12Bonjour! Bienvenue!
00:52:15Drinks for everyone!
00:52:16Another pint, sir?
00:52:18No, no, no, no. Just a half.
00:52:24It isn't possible to get good help anymore.
00:52:27Welcoming committee! Come and throw! Come and throw!
00:52:30My name's Plum. Miss Plum.
00:52:34Mayhew?
00:52:37Mayhew! How nice to see you!
00:52:41I'm so sorry.
00:52:43Oh, yeah. Actually, I feel great.
00:52:49Hurry up, boys!
00:52:50Can you not feel the gentleman is apart?
00:52:54Mayhew, I have to get back.
00:52:57They all must be worried sick.
00:52:59How is everyone?
00:53:00Well, they're still wondering where you slipped off to.
00:53:04Oh, and Miss Victoria...
00:53:06Yes, yes. How is she?
00:53:08Well, she's getting married this evening.
00:53:11What? Married to who?
00:53:13Some newcomer. Lord, somebody or other.
00:53:17But that's impossible.
00:53:19Yeah, with you going all...
00:53:20I guess they didn't want to waste the cake.
00:53:24Yeah.
00:53:25Yeah.
00:53:26But how could she?
00:53:28Webber.
00:53:29You can't live with them.
00:53:31You can't live with them.
00:53:35Time to pick up the pieces and, you know, move on, I suppose.
00:53:40Oi.
00:53:41Speaking of picking up the pieces.
00:53:47Victor?
00:53:48Where are you going?
00:53:53Miss Victoria, we must leave Father Church now.
00:53:58Yesterday, I thought my wedding would be happy.
00:54:02Now I feel like I'm caught in the tide, called out to sea.
00:54:06The sea leads to many places, dearie.
00:54:10Maybe you'll land somewhere better.
00:54:20With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:54:31With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:54:40I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:54:44I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:55:03I'm too late.
00:55:10What am I to do?
00:55:12I just walked off without saying a word.
00:55:15Are all men like this?
00:55:17Well, I'm afraid none of them are very bright.
00:55:20They get something stuck in their heads and you can't do a thing with them.
00:55:25My dear, we have to talk.
00:55:28Let me tell her.
00:55:29Please, let me tell her.
00:55:31What?
00:55:32There is a complication with your marriage.
00:55:36We don't understand.
00:55:37The vows are binding only until death do you part.
00:55:42What are you saying?
00:55:44Death has already parted you.
00:55:48He finds out he'll leave.
00:55:50There must be something you can do.
00:55:53Well, there is one way.
00:55:55Please, please, let me tell her.
00:55:58It requires the greatest sacrifice.
00:56:01Go on, get to the good part.
00:56:04What is it?
00:56:05We have to kill him.
00:56:07What?
00:56:08Victor would have to give up the life he had forever.
00:56:13He would need to repeat his vows in the land of the living
00:56:16and drink from the wine of ages.
00:56:21Who is it?
00:56:22This would stop his heart forever.
00:56:26Only then would he be free to give it to you.
00:56:32I could never ask him.
00:56:37You don't have to.
00:56:42I'll do it.
00:56:43My boy, if you choose this path,
00:56:46you may never return to the world above me.
00:56:49Do you understand?
00:56:54I do.
00:56:56Gather round.
00:56:58Gather round, everybody.
00:57:03We've decided to do this thing properly.
00:57:05So grab what you can and follow us.
00:57:09We're moving this wedding party upstairs.
00:57:12Upstairs?
00:57:13I didn't know we had an upstairs.
00:57:15Sounds creepy.
00:57:17Let's go!
00:57:18Up! Up!
00:57:19The wedding!
00:57:19The wedding!
00:57:20The wedding!
00:57:24Hold on, Victor.
00:57:26You can't get married looking like that.
00:57:30The sliders think you're very cute,
00:57:32but hold the snows you need a suit,
00:57:34but have no fears when quite a debt will have you
00:57:36looking lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely.
00:57:41A little sitch, a little tux, a tender loving can.
00:57:44A little thread will fix you up, and we've got plenty as you see,
00:57:48and personally guarantee your quality repairs.
00:57:51A little hint of fix the mess, we're going to do our very best.
00:57:54And every morning since they will all be quite impressed,
00:57:57they will all be quite impressed.
00:58:02Already? What's going to happen?
00:58:03A wedding cake is no mistake, it must be quite sublime.
00:58:07They're missing something.
00:58:08Try some dust.
00:58:08I wish I had more time.
00:58:10Perhaps there's something I can do, these bones might have a bit.
00:58:13That's not my nose.
00:58:14Sorry.
00:58:15Wait a minute, that's it.
00:58:16Voila!
00:58:17A little that.
00:58:17What is this?
00:58:18The perfect claim is not to miss a wedding, a wedding!
00:58:22We're going to have a wedding!
00:58:25Huzzah! Huzzah!
00:58:26We're going to have a wedding!
00:58:27Hooray!
00:58:29Let's look at other chimeras, the brightest wedding rabbit today!
00:58:35Hooray!
00:58:36The one thing you can surely say is we will stand inside.
00:58:39Until the end we will defend our one and only pride.
00:58:42Our pride to be, our pride to be, our lovely old pride.
00:58:46Hooray!
00:58:47Huzzah!
00:58:47Hooray!
00:58:47Our pride is getting married today!
00:58:52Oh, there she is, she comes!
00:58:59Oh, wow, the pride is here.
00:59:03She's waiting for this day for many a year.
00:59:07For this day, for this day, our hopes and our pride.
00:59:11Our pride, our pride.
00:59:11The pride is here, here comes the pride.
00:59:17Here comes the pride, here comes the pride.
00:59:22Here comes the pride, the pride.
00:59:36Our bride, our lovely bride
00:59:41We're going to have a party like no one has ever seen
00:59:45We're living in the land above, we'll not know where they'd be
00:59:48We can't deny the party of the bride
00:59:55Here comes the bride, and the spring of days
01:00:02Up to the end of the living to celebrate
01:00:10Oh, dear
01:00:17Oh, dear
01:00:31Quiet down now, everyone.
01:00:35Mm-hmm.
01:00:41Elegant.
01:00:43Cultured.
01:00:45Radiant.
01:00:46Victoria has found a husband with all these qualities and more.
01:00:54Serendipity brought us together and no force on earth could tear us apart.
01:01:01Whoa!
01:01:22There's an eye in me soup.
01:01:34Oh, sorry.
01:01:35Whoa!
01:01:37Whoa!
01:01:39Whoa!
01:01:40Whoa!
01:01:41Whoa!
01:01:42Whoa!
01:01:42Whoa!
01:01:42Fetch me, musket!
01:01:44Fetch your end, musket!
01:01:45Oh, I'm off!
01:01:46Coming through!
01:01:46Ooh, I'm coming through!
01:01:47Ooh!
01:01:50Oh!
01:01:51Excuse me.
01:01:52You don't know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.
01:01:57Oh!
01:01:58Hey!
01:01:58Hold on there!
01:01:59I love a woman with meat on her bones!
01:02:02Heh heh heh!
01:02:04Phyllis!
01:02:05Who invited these people?
01:02:08They must be from your side, the family!
01:02:10Certainly not.
01:02:12Why, if my grandfather Everglot could see this, he'd be turning in his grave.
01:02:16Finish.
01:02:19Where do you keep the spirits?
01:02:29In other news...
01:02:32The dead warfare!
01:02:39Get back!
01:02:40Don't go ahead and sneak up on me!
01:02:43Get back!
01:02:46Get back!
01:02:47Oh!
01:02:47What a...
01:02:49Whoa!
01:02:59No!
01:03:01Yeah!
01:03:02Huh?
01:03:03Huh?
01:03:06Huh?
01:03:08Ah!
01:03:12Oh!
01:03:17Grandpa?
01:03:19Huh?
01:03:22Huh?
01:03:22Huh?
01:03:22Bounder!
01:03:23Sweetie Pie!
01:03:24Monster!
01:03:24Buttercup!
01:03:25Ed!
01:03:26Gertrude!
01:03:28Oh!
01:03:31You've been dead for 15 years!
01:03:34Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
01:03:38Oh!
01:03:39Oh!
01:03:39Oh!
01:03:40Oh!
01:03:41Oh!
01:03:41Oh!
01:03:42Oh!
01:03:42Oh!
01:03:50Right.
01:03:51That's it.
01:03:52We're going to take whatever money we can and get out of here.
01:03:56Money?
01:03:57What money?
01:03:58Your dowry.
01:03:59It's my right!
01:04:01My parents don't have any money.
01:04:03It's my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse.
01:04:08The poorhouse!
01:04:10You're lying!
01:04:12It isn't true!
01:04:13Tell me if you're lying!
01:04:14Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis?
01:04:18Well, perhaps in disappointment we are perfectly matched.
01:04:41Be gone, ye demons from hell!
01:04:45Back to the void from whence you came!
01:04:48You shall not enter here!
01:04:51Back!
01:04:52You shall not enter here!
01:04:53Back!
01:04:54Keep it down!
01:04:55We're in a church!
01:04:56Evening!
01:05:34Dearly beloved and departed, we are gathered here today to join this man and this corpse in marriage.
01:05:46Victor!
01:05:47Shh!
01:05:50Living first.
01:05:53With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:00Your cup will never empty.
01:06:02For I will be your wine.
01:06:05Now you?
01:06:12With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:18Your cup will never empty.
01:06:20For I will be...
01:06:24For I will be...
01:06:33For I will be...
01:06:46I will be your wine.
01:06:54She's having second thoughts.
01:06:58I can't.
01:07:00What's wrong?
01:07:03This is wrong.
01:07:06I was a bride.
01:07:09My dreams were taken from me.
01:07:13Well, now...
01:07:14now I've stolen them from someone else.
01:07:18I love you, Victor.
01:07:22But you're not mine.
01:07:30Victoria!
01:07:35What?
01:07:46Oh, how touching.
01:07:49I always cry at weddings.
01:07:53Our young lovers together at last.
01:07:58Surely now they can live happily ever after.
01:08:02But you forget.
01:08:05She's still my wife!
01:08:07I'll not leave here.
01:08:09Empty-handed!
01:08:11You.
01:08:15Emily.
01:08:17You.
01:08:18But... but...
01:08:19I left you.
01:08:22They're dead.
01:08:25This woman is obviously delusional.
01:08:34I'm sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way.
01:08:38Take your hands off her.
01:08:41Do I have to kill you, too?
01:08:48Victor!
01:08:49Catch!
01:08:51I'm sorry.
01:08:52Ah!
01:08:54Ah!
01:09:02Ah!
01:09:02Ah!
01:09:03Ah!
01:09:04Oh, sacre bleu!
01:09:06Ah!
01:09:07Okay.
01:09:08Let's play him fair, sir.
01:09:10Oh!
01:09:15Oh!
01:09:18Ah!
01:09:21Ah!
01:09:50Oh
01:09:52Touché, my dear.
01:09:54Get out.
01:09:56Oh, I'm leaving.
01:10:03But first, a toast to Emily.
01:10:07Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
01:10:12Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?
01:10:17Hmm?
01:10:20Let me at him! Let me at him! No, don't!
01:10:23Wait!
01:10:25We must abide by their rules.
01:10:28We are amongst the living.
01:10:31Well said.
01:10:48Not anymore.
01:10:54Get to the right, he's all yours.
01:11:09New arrival.
01:11:18Oh, Victor, I never thought I'd see you again.
01:11:29Wait.
01:11:31I made a promise.
01:11:36You kept your promise.
01:11:39You set me free.
01:11:52Now I can do the same for you.
01:12:08Now I can do the same for you.
01:12:28Oh, my God.
01:12:56Oh, my God.
01:13:23Oh, my God.
01:14:06Oh, my God.
01:14:17Oh, my God.
01:14:51Oh, my God.
01:15:10Oh, my God.
01:15:23Oh, my God.
01:15:52Oh, my God.
01:16:23Oh, my God.
01:17:01Oh, my God.
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