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00:00:01It's such a taggy wedding.
00:00:03My cousin has such bad taste.
00:00:06But at least that Jack Steel will be all mine.
00:00:10If anyone here objects to this union,
00:00:13please speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:00:17Stop!
00:00:19Stop the wedding!
00:00:21Stop the wedding!
00:00:22What in God's name?
00:00:23Miss Everhart, my sincerest apologies.
00:00:26My name is Dominic Pettigrew.
00:00:27I come from the High Court
00:00:28and it appears that your husband never signed his divorce papers.
00:00:31What?
00:00:32What?
00:00:33Your ex-husband, he never finalized the divorce.
00:00:38Which makes her...
00:00:40Which makes you...
00:00:41Which makes me...
00:00:43Still married.
00:00:46Mother!
00:00:48That's impossible.
00:00:49He never signed the papers, miss.
00:00:54Honey, it's okay. I'm gonna fix this, okay?
00:00:56Whoa-who-who!
00:01:00Oh!
00:01:26Get out of here someone get her out of here you low rent
00:01:31Urchin I knew you weren't good enough for my George. I promise I can make this better
00:01:35I swear my perfect cousin she always ruins everything but wait
00:01:41Who are you married to?
00:01:43Jack's steel
00:01:52What the fuck
00:01:55Do you mind
00:01:58I'm sorry didn't realize we're being so formal
00:02:03That's my cue
00:02:06Thanks for the quickie stud
00:02:08Some things never change
00:02:10It's now a bad time to ask why you're in a wedding dress
00:02:14I'm getting married
00:02:18What?
00:02:19What do you mean you're getting married?
00:02:20Oh wow
00:02:23This place hasn't changed much since I left
00:02:25Except this one's like ten times bigger than the old one
00:02:30You impressed?
00:02:31Give me a break
00:02:34You know I built wild man media to win you back
00:02:36That smooth operator shit doesn't work on me anymore
00:02:40So what happened to you?
00:02:42Cake fight back
00:02:43It's a long story
00:02:50Oh my god can you just get rid of those already?
00:02:54Come on
00:02:55Admit it we were a hell of a team
00:02:58Climbing mountains
00:02:59Chasing storms
00:03:01Scaling volcanoes
00:03:02I took the pictures
00:03:03You wrote the story
00:03:06Jack's we're still married
00:03:07Holy shit what?
00:03:09You didn't sign the papers
00:03:15Papers?
00:03:16Is that supposed to sign papers?
00:03:18Oh my god are you ever gonna grow up?
00:03:20It's like you're still in high school
00:03:21Well you always be enough in high school to marry me when we graduate
00:03:24We're supposed to be divorced Jack
00:03:30You want to kiss me right now don't you?
00:03:37That is husband abuse
00:03:39Well good thing you're not my husband
00:03:41Apparently I am Mrs. Steele
00:03:44Oh that is a nice ring to it actually
00:03:45Does not
00:03:46Does too
00:03:47We are not the same people anymore Jack's
00:03:51I want stability
00:03:52A family
00:03:55Peace
00:03:55I want George
00:03:57George
00:03:58You like how curious he is about you?
00:04:00Does he love bananas?
00:04:02He's a loser
00:04:02I know that
00:04:03No actually he's sweet
00:04:05Predictable
00:04:07Safe
00:04:08Code for boring
00:04:11Admit it
00:04:12You loved our life
00:04:14You loved the rush
00:04:15I hated worrying
00:04:16About you and your parties and girls
00:04:18You loved me
00:04:21You gave me no choice
00:04:23I never stopped loving you
00:04:24Well I'm marrying another man now and I need you to
00:04:36Frosty
00:04:37Don't
00:04:43Sweet
00:04:45You're
00:04:46Crazy about you
00:04:55Stop no I can't
00:04:56What?
00:04:58You were just screwing another woman like five minutes ago and then this
00:05:02Right but I don't care about her I
00:05:03This is you and me
00:05:03No
00:05:04No I can't
00:05:05This is a mistake
00:05:06No
00:05:07Gorge
00:05:07George is a mistake
00:05:09No he isn't
00:05:10I love him
00:05:11And I'm going to marry him
00:05:12This
00:05:13This didn't happen
00:05:15Elle come on
00:05:17Sign the papers Jax
00:05:23It's what I'm gonna keep looking
00:05:25Damn you skunk
00:05:31I'll take you down
00:05:32And then I'll take Jax
00:05:35We're having another wedding
00:05:37Bigger
00:05:38Better
00:05:38Grand enough to erase the disaster that you made of the first one
00:05:42Why don't we do something a little more quiet countryside wedding instead
00:05:47Oh!
00:05:48Oh don't you dare!
00:05:50That whole fiasco is all anyone is talking about
00:05:53If you think you can drag this family through the mud
00:05:56Can you tell her?
00:05:58Please?
00:05:59Maybe mother's right dear
00:06:02George
00:06:02There!
00:06:03Even my son agrees
00:06:05And that ex-husband of yours
00:06:07If you want to marry my son
00:06:10You'll get rid of him
00:06:12Don't worry by the time I'm done with Jax Steel he'll be begging for a divorce
00:06:18George!
00:06:19You must do something about this Jax Steel
00:06:21If this wedding collapses you are out of the will
00:06:24But mother he's bigger than me
00:06:26Oh for the love of god
00:06:28Man up!
00:06:38Excuse me sir
00:06:40Could I bother you to open this?
00:06:42I'm not strong enough
00:06:45I'll see what I can do
00:06:52There you are dear
00:06:56It's Betsy
00:07:07Elle?
00:07:08Elle!
00:07:09You need to tell me what is going on
00:07:11Right now!
00:07:12Hi honey!
00:07:13I'm so glad you're here
00:07:14I decided I wanted to pool a little bit deeper
00:07:17And I put some outdoor showers and four solid gold toilets
00:07:22Oh!
00:07:22And our Rolls Royce yacht is coming later
00:07:24What the hell?
00:07:25How are you paying for all that?
00:07:26Our joint credit card!
00:07:28You never closed it
00:07:33Sign this
00:07:34And the nightmare ends
00:07:44I love your fastedness
00:07:48Always have
00:07:50Focus well
00:07:51Alertes
00:08:10Hi snookums!
00:08:18Tuna casserole, your favorite.
00:08:21What the hell happened to my house?
00:08:24Well, you won't give me a divorce, so I thought I'd act like a wife.
00:08:28Come on!
00:08:30Sit down, silly wheelie.
00:08:31My wifey's gonna feed you.
00:08:35Open up!
00:08:36Nah, I'm really not hungry.
00:08:37Nah, bah-ah.
00:08:41It's delicious.
00:08:44You like it?
00:08:46Mmm, it's delicious.
00:08:50Come on, sit on my lap.
00:08:52Let's make it authentic.
00:08:54You son of a...
00:08:55Hey, what the hell?
00:08:57Ah! Ah!
00:08:59Ah!
00:09:03My God!
00:09:07I love that woman.
00:09:09Hmm.
00:09:16Oh, honey!
00:09:18Look what I brought you.
00:09:22Come to dump those on my head, too?
00:09:24No.
00:09:25Actually, it's a peace offering.
00:09:28I heard about your gallery this evening,
00:09:30and I wanted to get you some good luck brownies.
00:09:34How thoughtful.
00:09:36Mm-hmm.
00:09:38You know, the owner of Azarica Island will be there, too.
00:09:41Oh?
00:09:42I want to impress him, and I want to buy the island.
00:09:45You want to buy the island that we honeymooned?
00:09:48Mm-hmm.
00:09:55Mmm.
00:09:58You still make the best brownies in the world.
00:09:59Mm-hmm.
00:10:00Enjoy.
00:10:09This is remarkable.
00:10:11I would like to add it into my collection.
00:10:14I bet that's a great idea.
00:10:15This will look great on Azarica Island, yeah?
00:10:17Hmm.
00:10:19And speaking of, I want...
00:10:24Excuse me, uh, one second.
00:10:32I'm so sorry, I'm back.
00:10:43Laxatives in the brownies.
00:10:45All this trick in the book.
00:10:49Jane, I don't know what to do.
00:10:52Oh, Elle, that sounds unbearable.
00:10:54It's like every time I push, he pulls me in closer.
00:10:58Every trick I try backfires on me.
00:11:02I don't want him.
00:11:04I want George.
00:11:06I don't know why he can't just let me go.
00:11:09It's like he's obsessed with me.
00:11:12You need a break.
00:11:14Let's grab a drink tomorrow night.
00:11:15We'll talk things through.
00:11:17I promise.
00:11:18We'll figure something out.
00:11:21Thanks, Jane.
00:11:23I'm sorry to burden you with all this drama.
00:11:25I mean, you're just the only one I can talk to.
00:11:29Of course, cuz.
00:11:31What is family for if not for this?
00:11:43Why is he so obsessed with me?
00:11:48Always the star, littleness perfect.
00:11:52But now, I'm gonna steal the love of your life.
00:12:05Then I'm gonna take yours.
00:12:12Thank you for meeting me here, Jane.
00:12:14I mean, with Agnes, Jax, George.
00:12:18I just really needed someone that I could talk to.
00:12:20Of course, Elle.
00:12:22Maybe there's a way to end this before it destroys you.
00:12:25What do you mean?
00:12:26Well, maybe Jax needs a distraction.
00:12:29Somebody to keep him busy.
00:12:31Then, poof.
00:12:32You're free.
00:12:34He signs the papers.
00:12:35And you get to marry George.
00:12:38What's your idea?
00:12:39Pimp out my ex?
00:12:40Well, maybe it doesn't have to be some stranger.
00:12:44Maybe it could be me.
00:12:47You.
00:12:47Think about it.
00:12:48I already know the family, so it wouldn't be this bizarre setup or anything like that.
00:12:53And I make him fall in love with me.
00:12:54And then he forgets you.
00:12:56You date Jax.
00:13:00If it meant helping you?
00:13:03Absolutely.
00:13:06That's insane.
00:13:11But that just might work.
00:13:15You know what?
00:13:17Thank you, Jane.
00:13:20Did I ever tell you you're my best cousin ever?
00:13:23Okay, to cousins.
00:13:24To cousins.
00:13:28To cousins.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:36And then, the mighty bangle spun on its tail, retreated into the night.
00:13:43Jax, you are truly remarkable.
00:13:45Well, as are you, my friend.
00:13:46But I've asked you here to discuss El. It is important.
00:13:49But first, shots.
00:13:52Bartender, four shots of tequila, please.
00:13:54I should probably stick to my Chardonnay. I'm not much of a tequila man.
00:13:58Bullshit.
00:13:59All men are tequila men.
00:14:03After all, we need to toast El, yeah?
00:14:05Of course.
00:14:06Cheers, man.
00:14:08Cheers.
00:14:14Oh, nice.
00:14:16Come on.
00:14:18Winner, Thorpey.
00:14:19Open your throat.
00:14:20Shoot it down.
00:14:21Let me see a run.
00:14:22Come on.
00:14:26Yeah.
00:14:27Go.
00:14:27Go.
00:14:27Go.
00:14:35I'm getting a warm feeling.
00:14:39Yeah?
00:14:40I like it.
00:14:42Bartender!
00:14:43Another round.
00:14:44Another round, yes.
00:14:47Now, what was it you wanted to discuss?
00:14:51I can't remember.
00:14:55Cheers.
00:14:56Cheers.
00:14:59Cheers.
00:15:03Oh, it's like a sock in the trial.
00:15:07I wrote this song last night.
00:15:09And it just keeps getting higher.
00:15:13Higher.
00:15:16That's a delightful melody.
00:15:20All right.
00:15:26All right.
00:15:28All right.
00:15:28You're on your own from here on out.
00:15:29I love you.
00:15:32Ma'am.
00:15:33Night, George Winner, Thorpey.
00:15:54Hello.
00:15:55Hello?
00:15:56I'm sorry.
00:15:57I was just...
00:15:58You were so beautiful.
00:16:00Yes, sir.
00:16:14Oh, yes!
00:16:17Oh my!
00:16:19Oh!
00:16:20Oh!
00:16:21Oh.
00:16:21Oh.
00:16:22Oh.
00:16:22Oh.
00:16:23Oh.
00:16:24Oh.
00:16:26Oh.
00:16:33I haven't been here since you left.
00:16:37This is where you proposed.
00:16:39I thought it'd be nice to revisit.
00:16:42Good memories.
00:16:45Maybe better ones, still.
00:16:48I like to come here to think sometimes.
00:16:55Do you mind?
00:16:58Sure.
00:17:05Look, Jax, I've given this a lot of thought, I really have, but we just can't be together.
00:17:17Listen, I know I was a horrible Elle, okay, but I-
00:17:21Jax, please.
00:17:22That's all in the past.
00:17:24George makes me happy now.
00:17:26I can make you happy.
00:17:28We were happy.
00:17:30You know it.
00:17:34Remember senior year when we TP'd the whole school?
00:17:39You were cruising around on roller skates?
00:17:41Oh my God, the roller skates.
00:17:44I had to run to the football field with those.
00:17:47With the cops chasing you?
00:17:48Yeah.
00:17:53Or when you hijacked the school announcements to sing me a love song on my birthday?
00:17:58Yeah.
00:18:00I was suspended for a week.
00:18:02Mm-hmm.
00:18:03Totally worth it.
00:18:04filming, usually in a row.
00:18:17I just-
00:18:19Anyways.
00:18:20Jax!
00:18:25still clumsy
00:18:27still mine
00:18:33Jax
00:18:39Jax
00:18:438pm tonight
00:18:45be ready, LaRouge
00:18:49you mean a date?
00:19:04Jane
00:19:05Hi
00:19:08What are you doing here?
00:19:10Elle said you were meeting me here tonight
00:19:14Jane, listen
00:19:16you're wonderful
00:19:19but this is not right, okay?
00:19:21not for me
00:19:22of course it's right
00:19:23you just, you haven't realized it yet
00:19:24Jane, no, I do realize it
00:19:26and it's just, it's not right
00:19:27you're just confused because of Elle
00:19:29but once you forget her
00:19:31you could fall for me
00:19:34I'm sorry, I can't
00:19:35it's just dinner, one dinner
00:19:37look, you don't have to make any decisions tonight
00:19:40just give me a chance
00:19:42I can't give you what you want
00:19:51listen, I didn't go as planned
00:19:52but that's okay
00:19:53that's okay, we'll get it next time, Jane
00:19:54I promise
00:19:55I know he'll come around
00:19:56he has to
00:19:58you'll see
00:20:00tell me
00:20:00I'll call you back, okay?
00:20:00um, I'll call you back, okay?
00:20:09tell me for Mrs. Everhart
00:20:12oh my god
00:20:13thank you
00:20:24what's all this?
00:20:26oh, uh, these are from Jax
00:20:30it's an inside joke from high school
00:20:35oh, don't be like that
00:20:37why don't you skate with me, come on, it'll be fun
00:20:39Elle, it's not exactly dignified for people I used to skate
00:20:43come on
00:20:45George, just this once
00:20:46for me, please
00:20:49alright
00:20:52let's go
00:20:54Elle, I know what game
00:20:58steady
00:20:58eh?
00:21:00see you
00:21:02oopsies
00:21:04yeah
00:21:06alright, see?
00:21:08you got it, it's not so rad
00:21:11I love you, George
00:21:12I really do
00:21:13I love you, darling
00:21:15I love you, George
00:21:23I really do
00:21:25uh...
00:21:25oh
00:21:28Jax
00:21:28I think
00:21:30hey, Jax
00:21:31Jane
00:21:32let's talk
00:21:37Agnes will be really proud
00:21:38but what I'd really love to do is the Andes crossing
00:21:46I've done it
00:21:47you have?
00:21:49exquisite
00:21:50I'm so jealous
00:21:52yes
00:21:57the real question is
00:21:59what would you like to ask me?
00:22:01would you like to dance?
00:22:04yes
00:22:23Jax
00:22:38I bet you won't kiss me
00:22:42I'll take that bet
00:22:52mwah
00:22:53mwah
00:22:55mwah
00:22:55mwah
00:22:56mwah
00:22:57mwah
00:22:58oh
00:22:58whoa
00:23:02mwah
00:23:04mwah
00:23:05mwah
00:23:06mwah
00:23:07mwah
00:23:07mwah
00:23:08mwah
00:23:08oh, wait, wait, wait
00:23:09what?
00:23:11let's wait
00:23:12what for?
00:23:14I just, uh
00:23:17I want to make it special
00:23:18really?
00:23:20what?
00:23:20let's go to dinner tomorrow
00:23:21at a nice place
00:23:23as a couple?
00:23:24yeah
00:23:26okay
00:23:28mwah
00:23:29mwah
00:23:29mwah
00:23:33mwah
00:23:33mwah
00:23:34mwah
00:23:34mwah
00:23:34mwah
00:23:35mwah
00:23:35mwah
00:23:35mwah
00:23:35mwah
00:23:36mwah
00:23:36mwah
00:23:36mwah
00:23:37mwah
00:23:37mwah
00:23:37mwah
00:23:38mwah
00:23:39mwah
00:23:40mwah
00:23:42mwah
00:23:43mwah
00:23:43mwah
00:23:44mwah
00:23:45mwah
00:23:57mwah
00:23:59I don't know.
00:24:36what's that darling
00:24:40he signed the papers
00:24:43god it's such brilliant news
00:24:45we can finally get married
00:24:48yes
00:24:49finally
00:24:49oh my lord he's so pleased
00:24:53let's go to dinner tonight to celebrate
00:24:56sure
00:25:02well why would you want to hunt them
00:25:03in the first place
00:25:04it's a very dignified sport darling
00:25:10oh this is my good friend Jax
00:25:13hi George
00:25:14hi Al
00:25:15you must join us
00:25:17what a marvelous coincidence
00:25:19you are so polite George
00:25:21but we're okay
00:25:23nonsense the more the merrier
00:25:25yeah honey I mean
00:25:26I think Jax and Jane can use some privacy
00:25:29oh come on
00:25:30be rude of us not to join our good friends
00:25:42you must try the duck
00:25:43it's divine
00:25:44nothing says romance like duck fat
00:25:48isn't he wonderful
00:25:50so witty and so handsome
00:25:54darling you're the most amazing man in the world
00:25:58I mean you're always so attentive
00:26:00why thank you dear
00:26:13oh last night with Jax
00:26:15it was incredible
00:26:17he couldn't keep his hands off me
00:26:20god I'm happy for you
00:26:22I really should thank you
00:26:23we're just so happy
00:26:25and he told me he's never felt like this before
00:26:31great
00:26:31I'm glad what's best for everyone happened
00:26:34exactly
00:26:35well shall we
00:26:37um I could use another minute
00:26:38okay
00:26:45get it together Elle
00:26:47you don't love Jax
00:26:49you love George
00:26:57oh
00:26:59where's Jax
00:27:01Jax went to use the men's room
00:27:05Jax what the what are you doing
00:27:08I know what game you're playing Elle
00:27:09sending me your cousin
00:27:12really
00:27:13I don't know what you're talking about
00:27:15drop the act
00:27:17I can read you like a book
00:27:18George is my fiance
00:27:20that's that
00:27:21you can't stand him
00:27:23I love him
00:27:26you love me
00:27:28I don't
00:27:51this is so wrong
00:27:54then stop me
00:28:00so
00:28:01you and Jax eh
00:28:02you seem great together
00:28:04thank you
00:28:05so do you and Elle
00:28:07I must admit
00:28:08I am relieved
00:28:09I was a little bit worried
00:28:10about him and Elle
00:28:12worried?
00:28:13what were you worried about?
00:28:14oh
00:28:15I don't know
00:28:17Jax sent Elle
00:28:18a pair of roller skates
00:28:20an inside joke
00:28:21from their wild youth
00:28:22I was just being paranoid
00:28:24nothing to worry about
00:28:25roller skates
00:28:27uh
00:28:27how long ago was this?
00:28:29hmm
00:28:30just the other day
00:28:31sweet
00:28:32isn't it
00:28:33that's so sweet
00:28:34excuse me
00:28:35I'm gonna go to the restroom
00:28:37sorry
00:28:37but
00:28:38just came back
00:28:43Elle
00:28:44are you in here?
00:28:51Elle
00:28:51Elle
00:28:51you've been gone a while
00:28:53I came here to check on you
00:28:56yeah
00:28:57um
00:28:58uh
00:28:58yeah I'm in here
00:28:59just um
00:29:00stomach problems
00:29:01really bad
00:29:02stomach problems
00:29:07are you sure you're okay?
00:29:10yeah
00:29:10I'm fine
00:29:11just
00:29:12go back to the table
00:29:13I'll be there in a second
00:29:14okay well don't take too long
00:29:16Georgie Poo is waiting for you
00:29:23oh my god
00:29:24close call Mrs. Steele
00:29:37Jacks I must thank you for signing those papers
00:29:39of course my friend
00:29:41it's just a formality
00:29:44mistake
00:29:45baby
00:29:45you didn't tell me you signed the papers
00:29:48does that mean you're divorced now?
00:29:51all we need is Elle's signature
00:29:53hmm
00:29:55yeah
00:29:56um
00:29:57I'm just gonna
00:29:58wait for my lawyer
00:29:59to look over the details
00:30:00and
00:30:00make sure
00:30:01it's all clear
00:30:03what do you mean?
00:30:04I thought that's what you wanted all along
00:30:07yeah
00:30:07I mean
00:30:08it is a legal document
00:30:10you can never
00:30:11be too safe
00:30:13you know
00:30:13such a lovely evening
00:30:15to our friendship
00:30:16and to my love
00:30:18Elle
00:30:20to Elle
00:30:21to Elle
00:30:25to me
00:30:33I came to give you this
00:30:35I came to give you this
00:30:36just
00:30:42hell no
00:30:45it's over
00:30:46it's over
00:30:46Jax
00:30:47goodbye
00:30:48Elle wait
00:31:16I came to give you this
00:31:22hey
00:31:23have you been this
00:31:27you have to give you this
00:31:35hi
00:31:35hey
00:31:37Jax
00:31:38where are you?
00:31:39I'm home
00:31:40can I stop by?
00:31:43yeah
00:31:44of course
00:31:45okay
00:31:46see you
00:31:51She's finally made her choice
00:32:07Elle
00:32:09What's up?
00:32:11I came to give you this
00:32:13Not tonight, I have a really early start tomorrow
00:32:16Okay, next time
00:32:20Next time, for sure
00:32:30Good night
00:32:33Good night
00:32:48Tomorrow, we'll look at invitations
00:32:49You'll want embossed, trust me
00:32:52Isn't this exciting, Elle?
00:32:54We're so close now
00:32:55We're so close!
00:33:12Oh, this one has the perfect flowers
00:33:14And here
00:33:15Oh, the venue by the lake
00:33:18Prestige, dear, prestige
00:33:20Mother knows best
00:33:22Don't you agree, Elle?
00:33:31Nice day, huh?
00:33:32Yeah, look how beautiful it is
00:33:35So beautiful
00:33:42Wish I brought my camera
00:33:43Oh, it's okay
00:33:45You can just remember this
00:34:12More salad, Elle
00:34:15We cannot have you bloating before your gown fitting
00:34:18You'll thank her later, dear
00:34:19Mother always thinks ahead
00:34:33I'm stuffed
00:34:34Me too
00:34:34That was a good pick
00:34:35I'm glad you liked it
00:34:37Well, we should eat real pasta in Positano
00:34:40In Italy
00:34:41Oh
00:34:46Want to come inside?
00:34:50So what I'd like to do, Ahmed
00:34:51Is actually shoot the island
00:34:52Then we can discuss the price
00:34:54Because then what we'll be able to do
00:34:55Is a piece for International Geographic
00:34:56Because I actually own the magazine
00:34:58And
00:34:59Hang on a minute, one second
00:35:01Hello?
00:35:02Jane, hi
00:35:04Hey, I'm on call
00:35:05I need to call you back later
00:35:06Right, right
00:35:07Miss you too
00:35:08Yeah
00:35:09Sorry about that, Ahmed
00:35:10Where were we?
00:35:10So anyway
00:35:11I think having an article
00:35:12Will actually attract
00:35:14Tourism and industry
00:35:14To the island
00:35:15Oh, I'm sorry
00:35:16I'm mad, one second
00:35:19Jane, hi
00:35:21I'm fine, thank you
00:35:22Yes, sandwich
00:35:23Sandwich was great
00:35:23Look, I'm on a call
00:35:24I need to call you back later
00:35:25Alright, bye
00:35:27Alright, and Ahmed
00:35:27I think with the right tax incentives
00:35:29We can actually draw a lot of filming
00:35:30Hasbrick Island
00:35:33Oh, my
00:35:33God
00:35:34Hang on, one second
00:35:36Jane
00:35:39I know you missed me
00:35:39You told me that
00:35:40Ten seconds ago when you called
00:35:41Okay
00:35:41If you keep calling me
00:35:42I'm gonna have to meet you
00:35:44Ahmed, so sorry about that
00:35:45It's been a zoo over here today
00:35:46Okay, so
00:35:46Anyway, with the island
00:35:47I think
00:35:49Hello?
00:35:51Hello?
00:35:55Hello?
00:36:08Elle?
00:36:11Jane
00:36:13What a coincidence
00:36:14Yeah, I was just grabbing a coffee
00:36:15Before heading out
00:36:17Sit with me
00:36:23So, you and Jax
00:36:24Seems like things are going well
00:36:26Yeah, I really, really feel a connection
00:36:30Nice
00:36:32You know, if you really want to win him over
00:36:37There's a few things that you should know
00:36:38Ooh, like what?
00:36:40Sit
00:36:40For starters, he loves baby talk
00:36:45Yes, baby talk
00:36:47The sillier the better
00:36:49He'll melt
00:36:50Baby talk
00:36:50Got it
00:36:51Yes
00:36:52Um, and just attention
00:36:56So much of it
00:36:58Text him, call him
00:36:59Show up unannounced
00:37:00He'll love knowing that you're always there
00:37:02Oh, and food
00:37:03Oh, food, okay
00:37:04Yes, um, bring his lunch at work
00:37:07You know, like spoil him
00:37:08He loves that
00:37:09And his favorite food is, um, tuna casserole
00:37:37Oh, my God, look who it is
00:37:41Oh, uh, hi
00:37:44What's going on?
00:37:46My poopy here just wanted a cup of coffee
00:37:51Well, what are you up to?
00:37:52Oh, just George and I are tasting wedding cakes
00:37:55So we thought we need some coffee to go with
00:37:57Yum, I know what kind of cake I want for my wedding
00:37:59Red velvet
00:38:01Hint, hint
00:38:04Oh, which reminds me, I brought your favorite
00:38:09Tuna casserole
00:38:11Open wide, here comes a plan
00:38:16Jane, you have something, uh, green in your teeth
00:38:20Oh, oh, no
00:38:22Take this
00:38:29Please shoot me
00:38:32What?
00:38:33Trouble in paradise
00:38:34How are things with George?
00:38:37Great
00:38:41You look good
00:38:43You look good
00:38:44You do too
00:38:51Honeyboo
00:38:54Well, looks like Miss Boobie is coming back
00:38:56So, um, I'm gonna head out
00:38:58But you're a coffee
00:38:59Oh, I, um, changed my mind
00:39:05Honeyboo
00:39:09Jane, there's something I need to tell you
00:39:11Yes?
00:39:13I think you're a wonderful girl
00:39:15Mm-hmm
00:39:16So many great qualities
00:39:18Pretty
00:39:19Funny
00:39:20Funny
00:39:20Mm-hmm
00:39:21Smart
00:39:22And?
00:39:24I'm kind of nervous to say this
00:39:26Oh, just say it, lovey
00:39:27Just say it
00:39:30I want to break up with you
00:39:33Wait, what?
00:39:36He loves me
00:39:37He's just confused
00:39:38Worst
00:39:39Yeah
00:39:45I mean
00:39:47He's been waiting to have sex with me
00:39:49So
00:39:49It means he loves me, right?
00:39:52Right?
00:39:54Mother, they've signed the papers
00:39:57Then why is it still not done?
00:39:59She's stalling
00:40:00Legal stuff takes time
00:40:02You good-for-nothing wimp
00:40:04Get her in line
00:40:06Get him in line
00:40:10You will make that divorce happen
00:40:15Don't have your ears at me, George Winfrow
00:40:16Do not you
00:40:17Cover your ears at me
00:40:18I know you can hear me
00:40:20Man up
00:40:22Fine
00:40:23Fine
00:40:23I will
00:40:25Man up
00:40:25I promise
00:40:27Tonight
00:40:29Ugh
00:40:37Mario, tell me something good
00:40:39Mrs. Winthrop, I did some digging
00:40:40But I couldn't find nothing
00:40:42He's a good guy
00:40:43He's got a great life
00:40:44Owns wild man media
00:40:46Does good things with his money
00:40:47He's trying to buy Azarica Island
00:40:49He's married to
00:40:50Stop!
00:40:51I know, man
00:40:52He's a nice lover of mine
00:40:54He owns Azarica
00:40:57I have an idea
00:41:02Yes, yes
00:41:03We're meant to be together
00:41:06He loves me
00:41:11What?
00:41:11What did you say?
00:41:12She wants him back!
00:41:14She's playing you
00:41:16She's mocking you
00:41:19You're right
00:41:20She's mocking me
00:41:21She wants him back
00:41:23She's fucking with him
00:41:25I have to save him from her
00:41:27We're meant to be together
00:41:30Yeah?
00:41:31I need to save him from her
00:41:33So he can run me back
00:41:35I need to show him what true love is
00:41:37What did you say?
00:41:39There's only one way to end it
00:41:41Kill the bitch
00:41:44We need to kill the bitch
00:41:46And we do it together
00:41:48You
00:41:49And me
00:41:50We will kill her together
00:41:52And then I'll be mine
00:42:07Jax, is everything okay?
00:42:09Oh my god
00:42:10Oh my god
00:42:11Okay
00:42:12Better than okay
00:42:13Amazing news
00:42:14Can you stop everyone?
00:42:16This is it
00:42:17This is it
00:42:17Okay
00:42:20You are looking
00:42:21At the new owner
00:42:23Of Azarica Island
00:42:24No way
00:42:26Way
00:42:27I'll leave next week
00:42:28Deal is fairly complex
00:42:30But
00:42:31Plus
00:42:31I'm going to get to do that piece
00:42:32For International Geographic
00:42:34Wait, you're
00:42:35You're leaving?
00:42:36It's perfect
00:42:38Azarica's where we hunt and moot
00:42:39Our special place
00:42:42Come with me
00:42:43It'll be just like old times
00:42:45Me taking the photos
00:42:46You writing the story
00:42:50I
00:42:51George
00:42:52The wedding
00:42:53Fuck the wedding
00:42:55This is it
00:42:56This is our chance
00:42:58We can start a new life together
00:42:59Be happy
00:43:01Please, Al
00:43:02Say yes
00:43:04What about Jane?
00:43:06I broke up with her
00:43:08What?
00:43:10It's never really in her
00:43:11I was just with her
00:43:13To make you jealous
00:43:13Duh
00:43:16Wait
00:43:17What?
00:43:19That's horrible
00:43:23You're still so manipulative
00:43:32Hello
00:43:35I'm Ed, hi
00:43:39Seriously?
00:43:41Absolutely
00:43:43So is it a done deal?
00:43:47You too
00:43:49Thank you so much
00:43:49It's been a pleasure doing business with you
00:43:54Hell yeah, baby
00:43:55Come on
00:43:58Al, meet me at Co-brew
00:44:0030 minutes
00:44:01Yeah
00:44:10Good for nothing selfish
00:44:12Imager
00:44:13Peace
00:44:16Jane
00:44:18What are you doing?
00:44:20What does it look like I'm doing?
00:44:22I don't know
00:44:23She told me to do this
00:44:26Who told you?
00:44:27My pretty
00:44:29Oh my god
00:44:31You're fucking crazy
00:44:32What is it?
00:44:33Kill the bitch
00:44:33What?
00:44:34Kill the bitch
00:44:35You want me to kill her?
00:44:37Yes
00:44:37No, no
00:44:38I agree
00:44:39No, no
00:44:40Jane, you don't have to do this, okay?
00:44:41I can get you help
00:44:42You've done enough
00:44:45You seduced him
00:44:46You took him away from me
00:44:50You're still so manipulative
00:44:51What are you talking about?
00:44:53You used some innocent woman, my cousin, to manipulate me into getting back with you
00:44:59You're incapable of changing, I thought you'd finally grow up
00:45:02What the hell is that supposed to mean?
00:45:04I have grown up
00:45:06I mean, Al, look at all that I've accomplished since you left
00:45:08It's not about what you have or what you've done
00:45:11It's about who you are, Jax
00:45:13And you're still some selfish little boy
00:45:17That's unfair
00:45:18You play with my emotions to get what you want
00:45:21Well, now you can give up your childish, happily ever after fantasy
00:45:29Oh, uh, hi, guys
00:45:31What a coincidence I'd run into you here
00:45:34Are you following me?
00:45:36What? Me?
00:45:37No, no
00:45:37No, nothing like that
00:45:39Do you think I'm some idiot as well?
00:45:43I'm so confused
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:44Shut up
00:45:51Him?
00:45:53Jax?
00:45:54I don't, I don't want Jax
00:45:56I want George, okay?
00:45:57You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:45:58What is it, Nighty again?
00:46:01Slit her throat?
00:46:03No, no, no
00:46:03You've lost your fucking mind
00:46:05No!
00:46:06I've lost Jax
00:46:07And I'm gonna get her back!
00:46:10George, George, help me
00:46:12Help, help, help, help, help, help, help
00:46:15Fucking do something, George
00:46:17George, please do something
00:46:18George!
00:46:20I don't know what to do
00:46:21George, you boy
00:46:22Watch your lovely lady die
00:46:46I can't sleep
00:46:49I can't either
00:46:53Want to grab a drink?
00:46:55I thought you'd never ask
00:46:58The usual?
00:47:0030 minutes
00:47:02Alright, see you in a bit
00:47:18Kill, Jack, steal
00:47:21George, help me
00:47:23Help me!
00:47:23Help!
00:47:24Help!
00:47:25Jay, Jay
00:47:25Put the knife down
00:47:26Okay?
00:47:29If I can't have you
00:47:31Nobody else can
00:47:32Move!
00:47:34Dad!
00:47:35Jax!
00:47:36Move!
00:47:44Jay, Jay
00:47:45Help!
00:47:47This isn't you
00:47:47This isn't you
00:47:49Come here, right?
00:47:50Ah!
00:47:51No!
00:47:52No
00:47:52Jax
00:47:53No
00:47:53I got you
00:47:54Save me
00:47:55I got you
00:47:55My love
00:47:55My darling
00:47:57You were gonna let me die
00:47:59No, no, no
00:47:59I was just about to throw myself upon the knife
00:48:01But Jax got on the way
00:48:04You're bleeding
00:48:05It's okay
00:48:06Just really if you're safe
00:48:08Let me help you
00:48:09Fine
00:48:09Be that way
00:48:11Be that way
00:48:18Jax!
00:48:20I love you!
00:48:21I love you!
00:48:22Don't forget me!
00:48:23Text me!
00:48:25Call me!
00:48:26Let's go
00:48:26Love me!
00:48:28Yeah, me!
00:48:29I love you!
00:48:31I love you!
00:48:39Remember that bar
00:48:40If I can assemble
00:48:42Yes, uh-huh
00:48:43You bet I can still drink you
00:48:44Oh, yeah?
00:48:46Excuse me
00:48:47Another round, please
00:48:49No, I know
00:48:49And then
00:48:50Truman
00:48:51Throws down a straight flush
00:48:53And I mean
00:48:54I'm doomed, right?
00:48:56I mean, where am I gonna find a horse
00:48:57At that hour?
00:48:59I mean, come on
00:49:05Thanks for meeting up with me tonight
00:49:07I was way too wound up to sleep
00:49:09Oh, me too
00:49:10I almost died today
00:49:15Oh, Jesus
00:49:19And you saved me
00:49:22Now, if anything happened to you
00:49:24I don't know
00:49:31No, I don't know
00:49:33And then
00:49:33We both
00:49:39We both
00:49:39Come catch
00:49:45Oh, yeah
00:50:49I love you so much.
00:50:50I love you so much.
00:51:26I'm off to grab us breakfast.
00:51:27Morning, sunshine.
00:51:53I love you so much.
00:51:56I love you so much.
00:52:31I love you so much.
00:52:51I love you so much.
00:53:24What's going on?
00:53:25How is he?
00:53:26He's in a coma.
00:53:28But he's going to wake up, right?
00:53:31I'm afraid the prognosis isn't good.
00:53:34He's sustained severe head injuries.
00:53:37Yes, come on, wake up.
00:53:39There's little brain activity, and there's little sign of improvement.
00:53:44It's me, Elle.
00:53:46Come on.
00:53:47Who is next of kin?
00:53:49I am his wife.
00:53:51Does he have an advanced directive?
00:53:54I have no idea.
00:53:55I have no idea.
00:53:55I have no idea.
00:53:55I doubt it.
00:53:56He's a risk-taker.
00:53:57Then it's up to you to decide when it's time to terminate life support.
00:54:03Don't say that.
00:54:05He's strong.
00:54:06He's been through worse.
00:54:09Come on, Jax.
00:54:10Come on.
00:54:11Wake up.
00:54:11I'll give you some time.
00:54:15Nothing.
00:54:18Come on, Jax.
00:54:20I told you guys I don't know who would want to harm Jax.
00:54:23Everyone loves Jax.
00:54:25Ma'am, where were you at the time of the event?
00:54:27At his house.
00:54:29And what were you doing there?
00:54:33Trying to decide if I was going to divorce him or not.
00:54:37So your relationship was acrimonious?
00:54:40No.
00:54:40Our relationship is perfect.
00:54:45George.
00:54:47They said that we could lose him.
00:54:48Oh, dear.
00:54:49I'm so sorry this is happening.
00:54:51I'm sorry.
00:54:52Who are you?
00:54:53I'm her fiancé.
00:54:55Huh?
00:54:58So he is her husband and you're her fiancé?
00:55:02Correct.
00:55:03I'm so confused.
00:55:05I'm not.
00:55:06She was married to that guy.
00:55:08She's having an affair with this guy.
00:55:10And had someone off that guy.
00:55:14Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for questioning.
00:55:18Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for further questioning.
00:55:21No, but please, not right now.
00:55:23Please, you can't do this.
00:55:24Don't make this any harder.
00:55:26Stop!
00:55:27Quiet!
00:55:28That won't be necessary.
00:55:31It was my mother.
00:55:32Your mother?
00:55:34The mother.
00:55:36She wanted the wedding so badly she was willing to kill for it.
00:55:39She really is a horrible woman.
00:55:42Wait, how do you know it was her?
00:55:43Oh, it was easy.
00:55:45They overheard her berating her goons when she found out Jax was still alive.
00:55:49Here.
00:55:51Here's our address.
00:55:53She'll be there now.
00:55:54Working the seating chart.
00:55:56I can't believe you're turning in your mother.
00:55:59Mommy was right.
00:56:01It is time I'm manned up.
00:56:04Because I want to get married!
00:56:06Oh, George, I'm sorry.
00:56:08I can't...
00:56:08Not to you.
00:56:10What?
00:56:17Betsy?
00:56:18Betsy?
00:56:18Hello, ma'am.
00:56:20But...
00:56:21How long?
00:56:23A while?
00:56:25I...
00:56:26I know.
00:56:27Not only am I a coward, I'm also a cat.
00:56:30But I love him.
00:56:32Just the way he is.
00:56:36I...
00:56:37Don't even know what to say right now.
00:56:40Say you'll forgive me?
00:56:41Okay.
00:56:42Okay.
00:56:42Uh, if you say so.
00:56:45I am so confused.
00:56:48I'm not.
00:56:49They were together.
00:56:50Now she's with him.
00:56:51His mom's crazy.
00:56:53Forget it.
00:56:53Forget it.
00:56:54All right.
00:56:54Let's just go to his house and arrest his mom.
00:56:56Well, good luck.
00:56:59You're gonna need it.
00:57:07Wait, what is that?
00:57:09What's happening?
00:57:10Can you get the doctor, please?
00:57:12Doctor!
00:57:12Nurse!
00:57:13Help!
00:57:14Jax?
00:57:18That was a close call.
00:57:21I don't know how much longer he'll last.
00:57:25You should probably say your goodbyes now.
00:57:36Jax?
00:57:38It's me.
00:57:41Your wife.
00:57:43I need you to wake up now.
00:57:46So we can be married again.
00:57:50If we can go to Azurica Island.
00:57:53And run around in our bathing suits.
00:57:55Drinking pina coladas.
00:57:57Eating coconut out of the shell.
00:58:06You need a miracle.
00:58:28Here you go.
00:58:30Jax, I have your miracle necklace.
00:58:34You're milagro.
00:58:36You can wake up now.
00:58:40Jax, you're gonna wake up now.
00:58:47Please.
00:58:50Please wake up.
00:58:58I love you so much.
00:59:01I love you so much.
00:59:04Please.
00:59:08I don't know.
00:59:34I don't know.
00:59:45Alex?
00:59:47Hi, Mrs. Steele.
00:59:50Hi.
00:59:52You came back to me.
00:59:56I'd never leave you.
00:59:59Not now.
01:00:00Not ever.
01:00:11I mean, seriously.
01:00:12Have you ever seen a more romantic ending?
01:00:16Agnes finally got to host her big wedding.
01:00:18Ladies, please, let's put some backbone into this.
01:00:20This room will not decorate itself.
01:00:22And if this wedding is going to mean anything at all, this room has to be beautiful.
01:00:26Now, Julia, if you call that a floral arrangement, I must be the fool.
01:00:30Please, a little volume.
01:00:31Do you have also that face?
01:00:32It was between two inmates at Strathmore Penitentiary, but it was a success.
01:00:37George and Betsy got married.
01:00:40It was a small wedding with just the two of them.
01:00:43A minister and his dog.
01:00:45Betsy basically stole my wedding, but whatever.
01:00:47It was better for her anyway.
01:00:51And me?
01:00:52I got my cottage in the country.
01:00:54And I got Jack's.
01:00:56To Azarica Island.
01:00:58To Azarica Island.
01:00:59And we both got a very happily ever after.
01:01:14Damn it.
01:01:15Cut.
01:01:16Great.
01:01:18Let me just see one of those.
01:01:18Let me see the second one of that.
01:01:20Jax.
01:01:25Jax.
01:01:26Jax.
01:01:30That was awesome.
01:01:33Yeah, not bad.
01:01:36I like your shark kiss.
01:01:38Oh, thanks.
01:01:40It's a milagra.
01:01:42Miracle in Spanish.
01:01:45It was given to me by a Navajo elder.
01:01:49Sharks represent courage, protection, and healing.
01:01:55Wanna fuck again?
01:01:58Sure.
01:01:59I know.
01:02:05I know.
01:02:10Just say nothing.
01:02:11This doesn't have to be a big deal.
01:02:11If you have a lift.
01:02:12All right.
01:02:17Keep your pants on.
01:02:22Bye-bye.
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