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00:00:01It's such a taggy wedding.
00:00:03My cousin has such bad taste.
00:00:06But at least that Jack Steel will be all mine.
00:00:10If anyone here objects to this union,
00:00:13please speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:00:17Stop!
00:00:19Stop the wedding!
00:00:21Stop the wedding!
00:00:22What in God's name?
00:00:23Miss Everhart, my sincerest apologies.
00:00:26My name is Dominic Pettigrew.
00:00:27I come from the High Court
00:00:28and it appears that your husband never signed his divorce papers.
00:00:31What?
00:00:32What?
00:00:33Your ex-husband, he never finalized the divorce.
00:00:38Which makes her...
00:00:40Which makes you...
00:00:41Which makes me...
00:00:43Still married.
00:00:46Mother!
00:00:48That's impossible.
00:00:49He never signed the papers, miss.
00:00:54Honey, it's okay. I'm gonna fix this, okay?
00:00:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:01:00Oh!
00:01:26Get out of here someone get her out of here you low rent
00:01:31Urchin I knew you weren't good enough for my George. I promise I can make this better
00:01:35I swear my perfect cousin she always ruins everything but wait
00:01:41Who are you married to?
00:01:43Jack's steel
00:01:52What the fuck
00:01:55Do you mind
00:01:58I'm sorry didn't realize we're being so formal
00:02:03That's my cue
00:02:06Thanks for the quickie stud
00:02:08Some things never change
00:02:10It's now a bad time to ask why you're in a wedding dress
00:02:14I'm getting married
00:02:18What?
00:02:19What do you mean you're getting married?
00:02:20Oh wow
00:02:23This place hasn't changed much since I left
00:02:25Except this one's like ten times bigger than the old one
00:02:30You impressed?
00:02:31Give me a break
00:02:34You know I built wild man media to win you back
00:02:36That smooth operator shit doesn't work on me anymore
00:02:40So what happened to you?
00:02:42Cake fight back
00:02:43It's a long story
00:02:50Oh my god can you just get rid of those already?
00:02:54Come on
00:02:55Admit it we were a hell of a team
00:02:58Climbing mountains
00:02:59Chasing storms
00:03:01Scaling volcanoes
00:03:02I took the pictures
00:03:03You wrote the story
00:03:06Jack's we're still married
00:03:07Holy shit what?
00:03:09You didn't sign the papers
00:03:15Papers?
00:03:16Is that supposed to sign papers?
00:03:18Oh my god are you ever gonna grow up?
00:03:20It's like you're still in high school
00:03:21Well you always be enough in high school to marry me when we graduate
00:03:24We're supposed to be divorced Jack
00:03:30You want to kiss me right now don't you?
00:03:37That is husband abuse
00:03:39Well good thing you're not my husband
00:03:41Apparently I am Mrs. Steele
00:03:44Oh that is a nice ring to it actually
00:03:45Does not
00:03:46Does too
00:03:47We are not the same people anymore Jack's
00:03:51I want stability
00:03:52A family
00:03:55Peace
00:03:55I want George
00:03:57George
00:03:58You like how curious he is about you?
00:04:00Does he love bananas?
00:04:02He's a loser
00:04:02I know that
00:04:03No actually he's sweet
00:04:05Predictable
00:04:07Safe
00:04:08Code for boring
00:04:11Admit it
00:04:12You loved our life
00:04:14You loved the rush
00:04:15I hated worrying
00:04:16About you and your parties and girls
00:04:18You loved me
00:04:21You gave me no choice
00:04:23I never stopped loving you
00:04:24Well I'm marrying another man now and I need you to
00:04:36Frosty
00:04:37Don't
00:04:43Sweet
00:04:45You're
00:04:46Crazy about you
00:04:55Stop no I can't
00:04:56What?
00:04:58You were just screwing another woman like five minutes ago and then this
00:05:02Right but I don't care about her I
00:05:03This is you and me
00:05:03No
00:05:04No I can't
00:05:05This is a mistake
00:05:06No
00:05:07Gorge
00:05:07George is a mistake
00:05:09No he isn't
00:05:10I love him
00:05:11And I'm going to marry him
00:05:12This
00:05:13This didn't happen
00:05:15Elle come on
00:05:17Sign the papers Jax
00:05:23It's what I'm gonna keep looking
00:05:25Damn you skunk
00:05:31I'll take you down
00:05:32And then I'll take Jax
00:05:35We're having another wedding
00:05:37Bigger
00:05:38Better
00:05:38Grand enough to erase the disaster that you made of the first one
00:05:42Why don't we do something a little more quiet countryside wedding instead
00:05:47Oh!
00:05:48Oh don't you dare!
00:05:50That whole fiasco is all anyone is talking about
00:05:53If you think you can drag this family through the mud
00:05:56Can you tell her?
00:05:58Please?
00:05:59Maybe mother's right dear
00:06:02George
00:06:02There!
00:06:03Even my son agrees
00:06:05And that ex-husband of yours
00:06:07If you want to marry my son
00:06:10You'll get rid of him
00:06:12Don't worry by the time I'm done with Jax Steel he'll be begging for a divorce
00:06:18George!
00:06:19You must do something about this Jax Steel
00:06:21If this wedding collapses you are out of the will
00:06:24But mother he's bigger than me
00:06:26Oh for the love of god
00:06:28Man up!
00:06:38Excuse me sir
00:06:40Could I bother you to open this?
00:06:42I'm not strong enough
00:06:45I'll see what I can do
00:06:52There you are dear
00:06:56It's Betsy
00:07:07Elle?
00:07:08Elle!
00:07:09You need to tell me what is going on
00:07:11Right now!
00:07:12Hi honey!
00:07:13I'm so glad you're here
00:07:14I decided I wanted to pool a little bit deeper
00:07:17And I put some outdoor showers and four solid gold toilets
00:07:22Oh!
00:07:22And our Rolls Royce yacht is coming later
00:07:24What the hell?
00:07:25How are you paying for all that?
00:07:26Our joint credit card!
00:07:28You never closed it
00:07:33Sign this
00:07:34And the nightmare ends
00:07:44I love your fastedness
00:07:48Always have
00:07:50Focus well
00:07:51F Stand
00:08:10Hi snookums!
00:08:18Tuna casserole
00:08:19Your favorite?
00:08:21What the hell happened to my house?
00:08:24Well, you won't give me a divorce,
00:08:25so I thought I'd act like a wife.
00:08:27Come on!
00:08:29Sit down, silly wheelie.
00:08:31My wifey's gonna feed you.
00:08:35Open up!
00:08:41How is it?
00:08:43You like it?
00:08:46Mmm.
00:08:47It's delicious.
00:08:50Come on, sit on my lap.
00:08:52Let's make it authentic.
00:08:53You son of a...
00:08:55Hey, what the hell?
00:08:57Ah! Ah!
00:08:59Ah!
00:09:03My God!
00:09:06I love that woman.
00:09:09Hm.
00:09:16Oh, honey!
00:09:18Look what I brought you.
00:09:22Come to dump those on my head too?
00:09:24No.
00:09:25Actually, it's a peace offering.
00:09:28I heard about your gallery this evening
00:09:30and I wanted to get you some good luck brownies.
00:09:32Yes.
00:09:34How thoughtful.
00:09:36Mm-hmm.
00:09:38You know the owner of Azarica Island will be there too.
00:09:41Oh?
00:09:42I want to impress him.
00:09:43And I want to buy the island.
00:09:45You want to buy the island that we honeymoon?
00:09:48Mm-hmm.
00:09:54Mm-hmm.
00:09:58Mm-hmm.
00:09:58You still make the best brownies in the world.
00:10:00Enjoy.
00:10:09This is remarkable.
00:10:11I would like to add it into my collection.
00:10:13I bet that's a great idea.
00:10:15This will look great on Azarica Island, yeah?
00:10:17Hmm.
00:10:19And speaking of, I want...
00:10:24Excuse me, uh...
00:10:25One second.
00:10:32I'm so sorry, I'm back.
00:10:43Laxatives in the brownies.
00:10:45Oldest trick in the book.
00:10:49Jane, I don't know what to do.
00:10:52Oh, Elle, that sounds unbearable.
00:10:55It's like every time I push, he pulls me in closer.
00:10:58Every trick I try backfires on me.
00:11:02I don't want him.
00:11:04I want George.
00:11:06I don't know why he can't just let me go.
00:11:09It's like he's obsessed with me.
00:11:12You need a break.
00:11:14Let's grab a drink tomorrow night.
00:11:15We'll talk things through.
00:11:17I promise.
00:11:18We'll figure something out.
00:11:21Thanks, Jane.
00:11:23I'm sorry to burden you with all this drama.
00:11:25I mean...
00:11:26You're just the only one I can talk to.
00:11:28Of course, cuz.
00:11:31What is family for if not for this?
00:11:43Why is he so obsessed with me?
00:11:48Always the star.
00:11:50Little Miss Perfect.
00:11:52But now, I'm gonna steal the love of your life.
00:12:05Then I'm gonna take yours.
00:12:12Thank you for meeting me here, Jane.
00:12:14I mean, with Agnes, Jax, George, I just really needed someone that I could talk to.
00:12:20Of course, Elle.
00:12:22Maybe there's a way to end this before it destroys you.
00:12:25What do you mean?
00:12:26Well, maybe Jax needs a distraction.
00:12:29Somebody to keep him busy.
00:12:31Then, poof.
00:12:32You're free.
00:12:33He signs the papers.
00:12:35And you get to marry George.
00:12:38What's your idea?
00:12:39Pimp out my ex?
00:12:40Well, maybe it doesn't have to be some stranger.
00:12:43Maybe it could be me.
00:12:46You.
00:12:47Think about it.
00:12:48I already know the family, so it wouldn't be this bizarre setup or anything like that.
00:12:53And I make him fall in love with me.
00:12:54And then he forgets you.
00:12:56You date Jax.
00:13:00If it meant helping you, absolutely.
00:13:06That's insane.
00:13:11But that just might work.
00:13:16You know what?
00:13:19Jane, did I ever tell you you're my best cousin ever?
00:13:23Okay, to cousins.
00:13:24To cousins.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:36And then, the mighty bangle spun on its tail, retreated into the night.
00:13:43Jax, you are truly remarkable.
00:13:45Well, as are you, my friend.
00:13:46But I've asked you here to discuss El.
00:13:48It is important.
00:13:49But first.
00:13:51Shots.
00:13:52Bartender.
00:13:53Four shots of tequila, please.
00:13:54I should probably stick to my Chardonnay.
00:13:56I'm not much of a tequila man.
00:13:58Bullshit.
00:13:59All men are tequila men.
00:14:03After all, we need to toast El, yeah?
00:14:05Of course.
00:14:05Cheers.
00:14:06Cheers, man.
00:14:08Cheers.
00:14:14Oh, nice.
00:14:16Come on.
00:14:18Winner, Thorpy.
00:14:19Open your throat, shoot it down.
00:14:21Let me see a run.
00:14:22Come on.
00:14:23Nice.
00:14:26Yeah.
00:14:27Go.
00:14:27Go.
00:14:28Go.
00:14:30Go.
00:14:35I'm getting a warm feeling.
00:14:39Yeah?
00:14:40I like it.
00:14:42I like it.
00:14:43Another round.
00:14:44Another round, yes.
00:14:47Now, what was it you wanted to discuss?
00:14:51I can't remember.
00:14:55Cheers.
00:14:56Cheers.
00:15:03Oh, it's like a sock in the trial.
00:15:07I rode this song last night.
00:15:09And it just keeps getting higher.
00:15:13Higher.
00:15:16It's a delightful melody.
00:15:20All right.
00:15:28All right, you're on your own from here on out.
00:15:29I love you.
00:15:32Ma'am.
00:15:33Night, George Winner, Thorpy.
00:15:53Hello.
00:15:54Hello.
00:15:55Oh, my.
00:15:56I'm sorry.
00:15:57I was just...
00:15:58You're so beautiful.
00:16:00Yes, sir.
00:16:14Oh, yes.
00:16:17Oh, my.
00:16:33I haven't been here since you left.
00:16:37This is where you proposed.
00:16:39Thought it'd be nice to revisit.
00:16:42Good memories.
00:16:45Maybe better ones still.
00:16:48I like to come here to think sometimes.
00:16:55Do you mind?
00:16:57Sure.
00:17:05Look, Jax.
00:17:08I've given this a lot of thought.
00:17:10I really have.
00:17:12But...
00:17:14We just can't be together.
00:17:17Listen.
00:17:18I know.
00:17:18I was a horrible L.
00:17:20Okay, but I...
00:17:21Please.
00:17:22That's all in the past.
00:17:24George makes me happy now.
00:17:26I can make you happy.
00:17:28We were happy.
00:17:29You know it.
00:17:34Remember senior year when we...
00:17:36TP'd the whole school?
00:17:39You were cruising around on roller skates?
00:17:41Oh, my God.
00:17:42The roller skates.
00:17:44I had to run to the football field.
00:17:47With the cops chasing you?
00:17:48Yeah.
00:17:53Or when you hijacked the school announcements to sing me a love song on my birthday.
00:17:58Yeah.
00:18:00I was suspended for a week.
00:18:03Totally worth it.
00:18:18I just...
00:18:19Jax!
00:18:26Still clumsy.
00:18:28Still mine.
00:18:34Jax.
00:18:40Jax.
00:18:448pm tonight.
00:18:46Be ready.
00:18:47LaRouge.
00:18:49You mean a...
00:18:50A date?
00:19:04Jane.
00:19:05Hi.
00:19:08What are you doing here?
00:19:10Elle said you were meeting me here tonight.
00:19:14Jane, listen.
00:19:16You're wonderful.
00:19:19But this is not right.
00:19:21Okay?
00:19:21Not for me.
00:19:22Of course it's right.
00:19:23You just...
00:19:23You haven't realized it yet.
00:19:25Jane, no.
00:19:25I do realize it.
00:19:26And it's just...
00:19:26It's not right.
00:19:27You're just confused because of Elle.
00:19:29But once you forget her...
00:19:31You could fall for me.
00:19:34I'm sorry.
00:19:35I can't.
00:19:35It's just dinner.
00:19:36One dinner.
00:19:37Look, you don't have to make any decisions tonight.
00:19:40Just...
00:19:40Just give me a chance.
00:19:42I can't give you what you want.
00:19:47I can't.
00:19:49I can't.
00:19:51Listen, I didn't go as planned.
00:19:52But that's okay.
00:19:53That's okay.
00:19:53We'll get it next time, Jane.
00:19:54I promise.
00:19:55I know he'll come around.
00:19:56He has to.
00:19:58You'll see.
00:20:00Um...
00:20:01I'll call you back.
00:20:02Okay?
00:20:09Delivery for Mrs. Everhart.
00:20:12Oh my god.
00:20:16Jax.
00:20:24What's all this?
00:20:26Oh!
00:20:29These are from Jax.
00:20:30It's an inside joke from high school.
00:20:35Oh, don't be like that.
00:20:37Why don't you skate with me?
00:20:39Come on, it'll be fun.
00:20:39El, it's not exactly dignified for people I used to skate.
00:20:44Come on.
00:20:45Do you mind just this once?
00:20:47For me, please?
00:20:49Alright.
00:20:52Let's go.
00:20:54El, I know what game.
00:20:58Steady.
00:20:59Huh?
00:21:00Sylvia.
00:21:02Oopsies.
00:21:04Yeah?
00:21:06Alright, see?
00:21:07Yeah.
00:21:08You got it.
00:21:09It's not so rad.
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I love you, George.
00:21:12I really do.
00:21:14I love you, darling.
00:21:24Uh...?
00:21:25Uh...
00:21:26Oh.
00:21:28Jax.
00:21:28I mean...
00:21:30Hey, Jax.
00:21:32Jay?
00:21:32Let's talk.
00:21:37Agnes will be really proud
00:21:38But what I'd really love to do is
00:21:44The Andes Crossing
00:21:46I've done it
00:21:47You have?
00:21:49Exquisite
00:21:50I'm so jealous
00:21:57The real question is
00:21:59What would you like to ask me?
00:22:01Would you like to dance?
00:22:03Yes
00:22:22Jax
00:22:39I bet you won't kiss me
00:22:42I'll take that bet
00:22:57Oh, wait, wait, wait
00:23:09What?
00:23:11Let's wait
00:23:12What for?
00:23:14I just, uh, I want to make it special
00:23:18Really?
00:23:20Let's go to dinner tomorrow
00:23:21At a nice place
00:23:22As a couple?
00:23:24Yeah
00:23:26Okay
00:23:27Yeah
00:23:32All right, I'll see you tomorrow
00:23:34Mwah
00:23:35Mwah
00:23:36Mwah
00:23:36Mwah
00:23:47I'll see you tomorrow
00:23:47I'll see you tomorrow
00:23:48I'll see you tomorrow
00:23:58I don't know.
00:24:36What's that, darling?
00:24:40He signed the papers.
00:24:42God, it's such brilliant news.
00:24:45We can finally get married.
00:24:48Yes, finally.
00:24:50Oh, don't be so pleased.
00:24:53Let's go to dinner tonight to celebrate.
00:24:57Sure.
00:25:02Why would you want to hunt them in the first place?
00:25:04It's a very dignified sport, darling.
00:25:10Oh, this is my good friend, Jax.
00:25:13Hi, George.
00:25:14Hi, Al.
00:25:15You must join us.
00:25:17What a marvelous coincidence.
00:25:19You are so polite, George, but we're okay.
00:25:23Nonsense.
00:25:24The more the merrier.
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:26Honey, I mean, I think Jax and Jane can use some privacy.
00:25:29Oh, come on.
00:25:30Be rude of us not to join our good friends.
00:25:42You must try the duck.
00:25:43It's divine.
00:25:45Nothing says romance like duck fat.
00:25:48Isn't he wonderful?
00:25:50So witty and so handsome.
00:25:54Darling, you're the most amazing man in the world.
00:25:59I mean, you're always so attentive.
00:26:00Why, thank you, dear.
00:26:12Oh.
00:26:13Oh, last night with Jax.
00:26:15It was incredible.
00:26:17He couldn't keep his hands off me.
00:26:20God, I'm happy for you.
00:26:22I really should thank you.
00:26:24We're just so happy, and he told me he's never felt like this before.
00:26:31Great.
00:26:32I'm glad what's best for everyone happened.
00:26:35Exactly.
00:26:36Well, shall we?
00:26:37Um, I could use another minute.
00:26:39Okay.
00:26:45Get it together, Elle.
00:26:47You don't love Jax.
00:26:50You love George.
00:26:57Hello.
00:26:59Where's Jax?
00:27:00Jax went to use the men's room.
00:27:05Jax, what the...
00:27:06What are you doing?
00:27:08I know what game you're playing, Elle.
00:27:10Sending me your cousin.
00:27:12Really?
00:27:13I don't know what you're talking about.
00:27:15Drop the act.
00:27:16I can read you like a book.
00:27:18George is my fiancée.
00:27:20That's that.
00:27:22You can't stand him.
00:27:24I love him.
00:27:26You love me.
00:27:28I don't.
00:27:30I don't.
00:27:51This is so wrong.
00:27:54Then stop me.
00:28:01So, you and Jax, eh?
00:28:03You seem great together.
00:28:05So do you and Elle.
00:28:07I must admit, I am relieved.
00:28:09I was a little bit worried about him and Elle.
00:28:12Worried?
00:28:13What were you worried about?
00:28:14Oh, I don't know.
00:28:17Jax sent Elle a pair of roller skates.
00:28:20An inside joke from their wild youth.
00:28:22I was just being paranoid.
00:28:24Nothing to worry about.
00:28:26Roller skates.
00:28:27Uh, how long ago was this?
00:28:29Hmm.
00:28:30Just the other day.
00:28:32Sweet, isn't it?
00:28:33That's so sweet.
00:28:34Excuse me.
00:28:35I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:28:37Sorry.
00:28:38But just came back.
00:28:43Elle!
00:28:44Elle, are you in here?
00:28:51Elle, you've been gone a while.
00:28:53I came here to check on you.
00:28:56Yeah, um, yeah, I'm in here.
00:28:59Just, um, stomach problems are really bad.
00:29:02Stomach problems.
00:29:07Are you sure you're okay?
00:29:10Yeah, I'm fine.
00:29:11Just go back to the table.
00:29:13I'll be there in a second.
00:29:15Okay, well, don't take too long.
00:29:17Georgie Poo is waiting for you.
00:29:23Oh, my God.
00:29:25Close call, Mrs. Steele.
00:29:37Jacks, I must thank you for signing those papers.
00:29:40Of course, my friend.
00:29:41It's just a formality.
00:29:44Mistake.
00:29:45Baby, you didn't tell me you signed the papers.
00:29:48Does that mean you're divorced now?
00:29:51All we need is Elle's signature.
00:29:55Yeah, um, I'm just gonna wait for my lawyer to look over the details and make sure it's
00:30:02all clear.
00:30:03What do you mean?
00:30:04I thought that's what you wanted all along.
00:30:07Yeah.
00:30:08I mean, it is a legal document.
00:30:10You can never be too safe, you know?
00:30:13Such a lovely evening.
00:30:15To our friendship, and to my love, Elle.
00:30:21To Elle.
00:30:21To Elle.
00:30:24To me.
00:30:33I came to give you this.
00:30:38Just...
00:30:42Oh, no.
00:30:45It's over, Jacks.
00:30:47Goodbye.
00:30:48Elle, wait!
00:30:57Oh, no.
00:31:00Oh, no.
00:31:20Have a great, Jake.
00:31:34L, hi.
00:31:36Hey, Jax, where are you?
00:31:40I'm home.
00:31:42Can I stop by?
00:31:44Yeah, of course.
00:31:46Okay, see you.
00:31:51She's finally made her choice.
00:32:07Elle.
00:32:09What's up?
00:32:11I came to give you this.
00:32:14Not tonight.
00:32:15I have a really early start tomorrow.
00:32:16Okay.
00:32:19Next time.
00:32:20Next time, for sure.
00:32:32Good night.
00:32:33Good night.
00:32:48Tomorrow, we'll look at invitations.
00:32:49You'll want embossed, trust me.
00:32:52Isn't this exciting, Elle?
00:32:54We're so close now.
00:32:55We're so close.
00:33:12Oh, this one has the perfect flowers.
00:33:14And here.
00:33:16Oh, the venue by the lake.
00:33:18Prestige, dear.
00:33:20Prestige.
00:33:21Mother knows best.
00:33:22Don't you agree, Elle?
00:33:31Nice day, huh?
00:33:32Yeah, look how beautiful it is.
00:33:35So beautiful.
00:33:42Wish I brought my camera.
00:33:44Oh, it's okay.
00:33:46You can just remember this.
00:33:48It's okay.
00:33:50Next time.
00:33:55It was awesome.
00:34:12Oh, oh, more salad, El. We cannot have you bloating before your gown fitting.
00:34:18You'll thank her later, dear. Mother always thinks ahead.
00:34:33Oh, I'm stuffed. Me too. That was a good pick. I'm glad you liked it. Well, we should eat real
00:34:38pasta in Positano, in Italy. Oh.
00:34:47Want to come inside?
00:34:50So what I'd like to do, Ahmed, is actually shoot the island, then we can discuss the price, because then
00:34:54what we'll be able to do is a piece for international geographies.
00:34:56Because I actually own the magazine. Hang on a minute. One second. Hello? Jane, hi. Hey, I'm on a call.
00:35:05I need to call you back later.
00:35:06Right. Miss you, too. Sorry about that, Ahmed. Where were we? So anyway, I think having an article will actually
00:35:13attract tourism and industry to the island.
00:35:16I'm sorry. One second. Jane, hi. I'm fine. Thank you. Yes, sandwich. Sandwich was great. Look, I'm on a call.
00:35:24I need to call you back later.
00:35:25All right, bye. All right, and Ahmed, I think with the right tax incentives, we can actually draw a lot
00:35:29of film in Hasaric Island.
00:35:32Oh. My. God. Hang on one second.
00:35:38Jane. I know you missed me. You told me that ten seconds ago when you called, okay? If you keep
00:35:42calling me, I might have to meet you.
00:35:44Ahmed, so sorry about that. It's been a zoo over here today. So anyway, with the island, I think...
00:35:49Hello? Hello?
00:36:08Elle?
00:36:10Jane.
00:36:13What a coincidence.
00:36:14Yeah, I was just grabbing a coffee before heading out.
00:36:17Sit with me.
00:36:22So, you and Jax. Seems like things are going well.
00:36:27Yeah, I really, really feel a connection.
00:36:30Nice.
00:36:32You know, if you really want to win him over, there's a few things that you should know.
00:36:38Ooh, like what?
00:36:40Sit. For starters, he loves baby talk.
00:36:58Okay.
00:37:00He'll be announced. He'll love knowing that you're always there.
00:37:02Oh, and food.
00:37:03Oh, food. Okay.
00:37:04Yes. Um, bring his lunch at work.
00:37:07You know, like spoil him. He loves that.
00:37:09And his favorite food is, uh, tuna casserole.
00:37:13Oh, tuna.
00:37:38Oh, my God. Look who it is.
00:37:41Oh, hello. Hi.
00:37:44What's going on?
00:37:46My poopy here just wanted a cup of coffee.
00:37:51Well, what are you up to?
00:37:52Oh, just George and I are tasting wedding cakes, so we thought we need some coffee to go with.
00:37:57Yum. I know what kind of cake I want for my wedding.
00:38:00Red velvet.
00:38:03Oh, which reminds me, I brought your favorite.
00:38:09Tuna casserole.
00:38:11Open wide. Here comes a plane.
00:38:17Jane, you have something, uh, green in your teeth.
00:38:20Oh, oh no.
00:38:22Take this.
00:38:29Please shoot me.
00:38:32What?
00:38:33Trouble in paradise?
00:38:35How are things with George?
00:38:37Great.
00:38:40You look good.
00:38:43Nix.
00:38:44You do too.
00:38:50Honey blue!
00:38:54Well, looks like Miss Boobie is coming back, so, um, I'm going to hand out.
00:38:58But you're a coffee.
00:38:59Oh, I, um, changed my mind.
00:39:05Honey blue!
00:39:10Jane, there's something I need to tell you.
00:39:11Yes?
00:39:13I think you're a wonderful girl.
00:39:16Mm-hmm.
00:39:16So many great qualities.
00:39:18Pretty.
00:39:19Funny.
00:39:20Smart.
00:39:22And?
00:39:24Kind of nervous to say this.
00:39:26Oh, just say it, lovey.
00:39:27Just say it.
00:39:30I want to break up with you.
00:39:33Wait, what?
00:39:36He loves me.
00:39:38He's just confused.
00:39:40Yeah.
00:39:46I mean, he's been waiting to have sex with me.
00:39:49So, it means he loves me, right?
00:39:52Right?
00:39:55Mother, they've signed the papers.
00:39:57Then why is it still not done?
00:39:59She's stalling.
00:40:00Legal stuff takes time.
00:40:02You good-for-nothing wimp!
00:40:05Get her in line!
00:40:07Get him in line!
00:40:08La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:11You will make that divorce happen!
00:40:13La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:40:15-la-la-la-la!
00:40:15Don't have your ears at me, George Winthrop!
00:40:16Do not, you-do not!
00:40:17Cover your ears at me!
00:40:18I know!
00:40:19You can hear me!
00:40:21MAN UP!
00:40:22Fine! Fine, I...
00:40:24I will man up, I promise!
00:40:26Tonight!
00:40:37Mario, tell me something good.
00:40:39Mrs. Winthrop, I did some digging,
00:40:41but I couldn't find nothing.
00:40:42He's a good guy, he's got a great life.
00:40:45Owns wild man media,
00:40:46does good things with his money.
00:40:48He's trying to buy his Rika Island.
00:40:49He's married...
00:40:50Stop!
00:40:51I know, man.
00:40:52He's a nice lover of mine.
00:40:54He owns Azarika.
00:40:57I have an idea.
00:41:02Yes, yes.
00:41:04We're meant to be together.
00:41:06He loves me.
00:41:11What? What did you say?
00:41:12She wants him back!
00:41:14She's playing you.
00:41:16She's mocking you.
00:41:19You're right.
00:41:20She's mocking me!
00:41:22She wants him back!
00:41:23She's fucking with him!
00:41:25I have to save him from her.
00:41:27We're meant to be together.
00:41:30Yeah?
00:41:31I need to save him from her.
00:41:34So he can run me back.
00:41:35I need to show him what true love is.
00:41:37What did you say?
00:41:38There's only one way to end it.
00:41:41Kill the bitch!
00:41:44We need to kill the bitch.
00:41:46And we do it together.
00:41:48You and me.
00:41:50We will kill her together.
00:41:52And then he'll be mine.
00:42:07Jax, is everything okay?
00:42:09Oh my god.
00:42:10Oh my god!
00:42:11Okay.
00:42:12Better than okay.
00:42:14Amazing news.
00:42:14Can you stop everyone?
00:42:16This is it.
00:42:17This is it.
00:42:18Okay.
00:42:20You are looking at the new owner of Azarica Island.
00:42:25No way.
00:42:26Way.
00:42:27I'll leave next week.
00:42:28Deal is fairly complex, but...
00:42:31Plus, I'm gonna get to do that piece for International Geographic.
00:42:34Wait, you're leaving?
00:42:36It's perfect.
00:42:38Azarica is where we unload.
00:42:39Our special place.
00:42:42Come with me.
00:42:43It'll be just like old times.
00:42:45Me taking the photos.
00:42:47You writing the story.
00:42:51I...
00:42:51George.
00:42:52The wedding.
00:42:54Fuck the wedding.
00:42:55This is it.
00:42:56This is our chance.
00:42:58We can start a new life together.
00:42:59Be happy.
00:43:01Please, Al.
00:43:02Say yes.
00:43:04What about Jane?
00:43:06I broke up with her.
00:43:08What?
00:43:10I was never really into her.
00:43:12I was just with her to make you jealous.
00:43:14Duh.
00:43:16Wait.
00:43:17What?
00:43:19That's horrible.
00:43:23You're still so manipulative.
00:43:32Hello.
00:43:35Ahmed, hi.
00:43:38Seriously?
00:43:41Absolutely.
00:43:43So, is it a done deal?
00:43:47You too.
00:43:49Thank you so much.
00:43:50It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
00:43:54Hell yeah, baby!
00:43:55Come on!
00:43:59Al.
00:43:59Meet me at Co-brew.
00:44:0030 minutes.
00:44:01Yeah.
00:44:09Good for nothing.
00:44:11Selfish.
00:44:12Imager.
00:44:16Jane?
00:44:18What are you doing?
00:44:20What does it look like I'm doing?
00:44:22I don't know.
00:44:23No.
00:44:23She told me to do this.
00:44:26Who told you?
00:44:27My pretty.
00:44:29Oh my god.
00:44:30You're fucking crazy.
00:44:32What is it?
00:44:33Kill the bitch.
00:44:34What?
00:44:34Kill the bitch!
00:44:35You want me to kill her?
00:44:37Yes.
00:44:38No, no, no.
00:44:38I agree.
00:44:39No, no, Jane.
00:44:40You don't have to do this, okay?
00:44:41I can get you help.
00:44:42You've done enough.
00:44:44You seduced him.
00:44:46You took him away from me!
00:44:50You're still so manipulative.
00:44:52What are you talking about?
00:44:53You used some innocent woman, my cousin, to manipulate me into getting back with you.
00:44:59You're incapable of changing.
00:45:01I thought you'd finally grow up.
00:45:02What the hell is that supposed to mean?
00:45:04I have grown up.
00:45:06I mean, Al, look at all that I've accomplished since you left.
00:45:08It's not about what you have or what you've done.
00:45:11It's about who you are, Jax, and you're still some selfish little boy.
00:45:17That's unfair.
00:45:18You play with my emotions to get what you want.
00:45:21Well, now you can give up your childish, happily ever after fantasy.
00:45:29Oh, uh, hi, guys.
00:45:32What a coincidence I've run into you here.
00:45:34Are you following me?
00:45:36What?
00:45:36Me?
00:45:37No, no.
00:45:38No, nothing like that.
00:45:39Do you think I'm some idiot as well?
00:45:42I'm-I'm so confused.
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:44Shut up.
00:45:52Him?
00:45:53Jax?
00:45:54I don't-I don't want Jax.
00:45:56I want George, okay?
00:45:57You don't have to worry about that, okay?
00:45:58What is it, Nighty again?
00:46:01Slit her throat?
00:46:03No, no, no.
00:46:03You've lost your fucking mind.
00:46:05No!
00:46:06I've lost Jax.
00:46:07And I'm gonna get him back!
00:46:10George!
00:46:11George!
00:46:11Help me!
00:46:12Help!
00:46:12Help!
00:46:13Help!
00:46:14Help!
00:46:14Help!
00:46:16Fucking do something, George!
00:46:18George, please do something.
00:46:19George!
00:46:20I don't know what to do!
00:46:21George, you boy!
00:46:23Watch your lovely lady die.
00:46:25No!
00:46:47Hello?
00:46:48I can't sleep.
00:46:49I can't either.
00:46:53Wanna grab a drink?
00:46:55I thought you'd never ask.
00:46:58The usual?
00:47:0030 minutes.
00:47:02Alright, see you in a bit.
00:47:18Kill Jack Steel.
00:47:21George!
00:47:22Help!
00:47:24Put the knife down.
00:47:27Okay?
00:47:29If I can't have you,
00:47:31nobody else can.
00:47:32Move!
00:47:35Jax!
00:47:44Jane, Jane.
00:47:46Help!
00:47:47This isn't you.
00:47:50No!
00:47:52Jax, I got you.
00:47:55My love, my darling.
00:47:57You were gonna let me die.
00:47:59No, no, no.
00:47:59I was just about to throw myself upon the knife, but Jax got on the way!
00:48:04You're bleeding.
00:48:05It's okay.
00:48:06Just relieved you're safe.
00:48:08Let me help you.
00:48:09Fine.
00:48:10Be that way.
00:48:19Jax!
00:48:20I love you!
00:48:21I love you!
00:48:22Don't forget me!
00:48:23Text me!
00:48:25Call me!
00:48:26Let's go.
00:48:26Love me!
00:48:28Yeah, me!
00:48:29I love you!
00:48:39Remember that bar?
00:48:40Back in the symbol?
00:48:42Yes.
00:48:42Uh-huh.
00:48:43You bet I can still drink you.
00:48:45Oh, yeah?
00:48:46Excuse me.
00:48:47Another round, please.
00:48:49No, I know.
00:48:50And then Truman throws down a straight flush.
00:48:53And I mean, I'm doomed, right?
00:48:56I mean, where am I gonna find a horse at that hour?
00:48:59I mean, come on.
00:49:05Thanks for meeting up with me tonight.
00:49:07I was way too wound up to sleep.
00:49:10Oh, me too.
00:49:13I almost died today.
00:49:15Oh, Jesus.
00:49:18And you saved me.
00:49:22Now, if anything happened to you, I don't know.
00:49:51I'll talk to you for licorice.
00:49:53Bye.
00:49:53Bye.
00:49:56Bye.
00:50:49I love you so much.
00:51:10Jax?
00:51:14Jax?
00:51:18Jax, where are you?
00:51:26I'm off to grab us breakfast.
00:51:27Morning, sunshine.
00:51:57I'm off to bus.
00:52:09Kill Jack Steel
00:52:45Oh
00:52:46Oh
00:53:07Oh my god, Jax is where?
00:53:24What's going on? How is he?
00:53:26He's in a coma
00:53:28But he's going to wake up, right?
00:53:31I'm afraid the prognosis isn't good
00:53:34He's sustained severe head injuries
00:53:37Yes, come on, wake up
00:53:39There's little brain activity
00:53:41And there's little sign of improvement
00:53:44It's me, El
00:53:45Come on
00:53:46Who is next of kin?
00:53:49I am... I'm his wife
00:53:51Does he have an advanced directive?
00:53:54I have no idea, I doubt it
00:53:56He's a risk taker
00:53:57Then it's up to you to decide when it's time to terminate life support
00:54:03Don't say that
00:54:05He's strong
00:54:06He's been through worse
00:54:09Come on, Jax, come on, wake up
00:54:11I'll give you some time
00:54:15Nothing
00:54:18Come on, Jax
00:54:20I told you guys, I don't know who would want to harm Jax
00:54:23Everyone loves Jax
00:54:24Ma'am, where were you at the time of the event?
00:54:28At his house
00:54:28And what were you doing there?
00:54:33Trying to decide if I was going to divorce him or not
00:54:36So your relationship was acrimonious?
00:54:40No, our relationship is perfect
00:54:45George
00:54:47Please see that we could lose him
00:54:48Oh dear, I'm so sorry this is happening
00:54:50Oh, God, no
00:54:51I'm sorry
00:54:52Who are you?
00:54:53Oh, I'm her fiancé
00:54:55Huh?
00:54:58So he is her husband and you're her fiancé?
00:55:02Mm-hmm, correct
00:55:03I'm so confused
00:55:05I'm not
00:55:06She was married to that guy
00:55:08She's having an affair with this guy
00:55:09And had someone off that guy
00:55:14Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for questioning
00:55:18Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for further questioning
00:55:21No, but please, not right now
00:55:23Please, you can't do this
00:55:24Please, don't make this any harder
00:55:26Stop
00:55:27Quiet
00:55:29That won't be necessary
00:55:31It was my mother
00:55:33Agnes?
00:55:34The mother
00:55:36She wanted the wedding so badly she was willing to kill for it
00:55:39She really is a horrible woman
00:55:42Wait, how do you know it was her?
00:55:43Oh, it was easy
00:55:45They overheard her berating her goons when she found out Jax was still alive
00:55:49Here
00:55:51Here's our address
00:55:53She'll be there now, working the seating chart
00:55:56I can't believe you're turning in your mother
00:55:59Mommy was right
00:56:01It is time I manned up
00:56:04Because I want to get married
00:56:05Oh, George, I'm sorry, I can't
00:56:08Not to you
00:56:09What?
00:56:17Betsy?
00:56:18Hello, ma'am
00:56:19But
00:56:21How long?
00:56:23A while
00:56:26I know
00:56:27Not only am I a coward, I'm also a cad
00:56:30But I love him
00:56:32Just the way he is
00:56:35I
00:56:37Don't even know what to say right now
00:56:39So you'll forgive me?
00:56:42Okay
00:56:42Uh, if you say so
00:56:45I am so confused
00:56:48I'm not
00:56:49They were together
00:56:50Now she's with him
00:56:51His mom's crazy
00:56:53Forget it, forget it
00:56:54Alright
00:56:54Let's just go to his house
00:56:55And arrest his mom
00:56:56And arrest his mom
00:56:57Well, good luck
00:56:59You're gonna need it
00:57:08Wait, what is that?
00:57:09What's happening?
00:57:09Can you get the doctor, please?
00:57:12Doctor!
00:57:12Nurse!
00:57:13Help!
00:57:14Jax!
00:57:36Jax?
00:57:38It's me
00:57:41Your wife
00:57:44I need you to wake up now
00:57:46So we can be married again
00:57:50If we can go to Azurica Island
00:57:53And run around in our bathing suits
00:57:55Drinking pina coladas
00:57:57Eating coconut out of the shell
00:58:06You need a miracle?
00:58:29Here you go
00:58:31Jax, I had your miracle necklace
00:58:34Yuma lagu
00:58:36You can wake up now
00:58:40Jax, you can wake up now
00:58:47Please
00:58:50Please wake up
00:58:58I love you so much
00:59:01I love you so much
00:59:03Please
00:59:09Please
00:59:46Jax
00:59:48Hi, Mrs. Steele
00:59:49Hi
00:59:51You came back to me
00:59:57I'd never leave you
00:59:59Not now
01:00:00Not ever
01:00:10I mean, seriously
01:00:12Have you ever seen a more romantic ending?
01:00:16Agnes finally got to host her big wedding
01:00:18Ladies, please
01:00:19Let's put some backbone into this
01:00:20This room will not decorate itself
01:00:22And if this wedding is going to mean anything at all
01:00:24This room has to be beautiful
01:00:25Now, Julia
01:00:26If you call that a floral arrangement
01:00:28Now, I must be the fool
01:00:29Please
01:00:30A little volume
01:00:31Also that vase
01:00:32It was between two inmates
01:00:33At Strathmore Penitentiary
01:00:35But
01:00:35It was a success
01:00:37George and Betsy
01:00:39Got married
01:00:40It was a small wedding
01:00:41With just the two of them
01:00:42A minister
01:00:43And his dog
01:00:45Betsy basically stole my wedding
01:00:46But whatever
01:00:47It was better for her anyway
01:00:51And me
01:00:52I got my cottage in the country
01:00:54And I got Jax
01:00:56To Azarica Island
01:00:57To Azarica Island
01:00:59And we both
01:01:00Got a very happily ever after
01:01:14Damn it
01:01:15Cut
01:01:16Great
01:01:17Let me just see one of the
01:01:18Let me see the second one of that
01:01:20Jax
01:01:25Jax
01:01:30Jax
01:01:30That was awesome
01:01:33Yeah, not bad
01:01:35I like your shark tooth
01:01:38Oh, thanks
01:01:40It's a milagra
01:01:42Miracle in Spanish
01:01:43It was given to me by a Navajo elder
01:01:48Sharks
01:01:49Sharks represent courage
01:01:50Protection
01:01:52And healing
01:01:54Wanna fuck again?
01:01:58Sure
01:01:59I know
01:02:10Who the fuck?
01:02:11Who the fuck?
01:02:14All right, all right
01:02:16Keep your
01:02:19Pants on
01:02:20You're such aог
01:02:20How are you?!
01:02:21I'm Ferrer
01:02:21emotional
01:02:21I'm
01:02:21A
01:02:21You're
01:02:22A
01:02:23There's a
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