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00:00:08That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:29Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:33My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:35You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the
00:00:41whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:56This can't possibly end well.
00:01:17Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:21This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:28Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry like a little baby?
00:01:59You look like you need a hand.
00:02:02Thanks.
00:02:05You're the new girl.
00:02:06I'm Rose.
00:02:08Pleased to meet you.
00:02:09Gabby.
00:02:10I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:11I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:02:12How wonderful.
00:02:16Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:02:19Should I be taking notes?
00:02:20Only if you want to survive.
00:02:23Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:02:28The jocks, the jocks, and the nerds.
00:02:33I'm the nerd, and we are pretty cool, by the way, and the queen bees.
00:02:40I would steer clear of them, especially Sloan.
00:02:44She stings.
00:02:53Oh, I wouldn't dare.
00:03:02Sloan has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:06I wasn't.
00:03:07Oh.
00:03:08That's Jason Gregg, the most popular guy in school.
00:03:11They've been, you know, dating, and breaking up, and getting back together.
00:03:14It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:03:41Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:03:44The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:03:49Needless to say, I'm not a part of the Rich Gets clique.
00:03:54Oh, and that's Eric.
00:03:58He's a skater, and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:01He's good.
00:04:02Oh.
00:04:03Hey.
00:04:04Hey, Gabby.
00:04:05Yo.
00:04:07That's Eric.
00:04:09I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:04:13Oh, yeah.
00:04:13You in?
00:04:14Yeah, sure.
00:04:14Sweet.
00:04:15Man, I'm in.
00:04:16Awesome.
00:04:18Got a boat.
00:04:19Later, babes.
00:04:20Oh, my God.
00:04:21Oh, my God.
00:04:21He just called us.
00:04:22Shh.
00:04:23I think he likes you.
00:04:25Okay.
00:04:26Now for the important stuff.
00:04:27Okay.
00:04:28Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch, and stay away from the underside of the desk if
00:04:33you want to avoid old gum, and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:04:36He gets handsy.
00:04:37Hey, watch out!
00:04:44Oh, my God.
00:04:45Why are you getting fecal?
00:04:45I'm so sorry.
00:04:48It's fine.
00:04:48It's just a little blood.
00:04:50I know.
00:04:51Oh.
00:04:52Oh, my God.
00:04:54Oh.
00:04:55Thanks.
00:04:59Your jacket smells good.
00:05:05Are you the new girl?
00:05:07Yeah.
00:05:10I'm Chasen.
00:05:14Rose.
00:05:15Nice to meet you.
00:05:21Come on, Chasen.
00:05:22Homeroom's starting.
00:05:24Stay away from this trash.
00:05:26Might catch something.
00:05:28Ugh.
00:05:28Look at the secondhand clothes.
00:05:31Let's go.
00:05:32Chasen, come back.
00:05:33Later.
00:05:34I'll wash your jacket.
00:05:37Oh, my God.
00:05:39Your jacket smells good.
00:05:41I'll wash your jacket.
00:05:42Yep.
00:05:43Kinda lame.
00:05:44Ugh.
00:05:45Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:05:48Wow.
00:05:49Come on.
00:05:50Let's go.
00:06:01Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:09Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:06:14Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:06:15I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she
00:06:20has.
00:06:21How would you like to be addressed?
00:06:23Is it just Rose?
00:06:25Yes.
00:06:25Rose will suffice.
00:06:27How about secondhand Rose?
00:06:30That's enough.
00:06:32Grab brackets.
00:06:38Ow.
00:06:39Ow.
00:06:39Ow.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:40Ow.
00:06:40Ow.
00:06:41There's something in my eye.
00:06:41What is it?
00:06:42Something's in my eye.
00:06:43I need my contact solution or something.
00:06:45Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:06:46Yes.
00:06:46Where is it?
00:06:47It's in my locker.
00:06:48Go get it.
00:06:48Over there?
00:06:49Okay.
00:06:49Go.
00:06:51Ah.
00:07:00Oh, my God.
00:07:02Hey.
00:07:06What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:08I thought that, um...
00:07:20That'll show the bitch.
00:07:26Rose!
00:07:33Where are you?
00:07:37Are you showering with a boy?
00:07:42Rose!
00:07:47Sloan, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:49Jason?
00:07:50Is that you?
00:07:51Are you in there with Rose?
00:07:53Don't lie to me.
00:07:54I saw her come in here.
00:07:55What do I do?
00:08:10How is she not here?
00:08:12I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:08:13I...
00:08:38I'm so sorry.
00:08:46How is she...
00:08:48Excuse you much?
00:08:53Why are you wet?
00:08:59Uh...
00:09:00How's your eye?
00:09:02Miraculously better.
00:09:18What exactly is going on here?
00:09:25Uh...
00:09:26Absolutely nothing.
00:09:28But...
00:09:29I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:09:32Hmm.
00:09:33Hmm.
00:09:35Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:09:37Chasin?
00:09:38Off limits.
00:09:39Understand?
00:09:41Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:09:44I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:09:47You know what?
00:09:49With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair...
00:09:55You could almost pass as one of us.
00:09:58That's it.
00:09:59You are my new project.
00:10:02Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:06Okay.
00:10:11You know what they say, right?
00:10:13Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:10:17Ugh.
00:10:21Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:10:24It's gonna be so fun.
00:10:26Well, it's...
00:10:27More than fun.
00:10:28I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:10:30You don't have money.
00:10:32We'll win.
00:10:33I promise.
00:10:34We'll win.
00:10:36Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:10:38You're crazy.
00:10:40Rose?
00:10:41What are you doing?
00:10:43We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:10:47Oh.
00:10:48Okay.
00:10:49Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:10:51Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:10:55Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:10:59Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:01Be there.
00:11:09I...
00:11:11It's okay.
00:11:12Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:11:18It's not important to me.
00:11:20I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:11:24What are you talking about?
00:11:26I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:11:30Just go.
00:11:31You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:11:33Fine.
00:11:36Whatever.
00:11:43Wow.
00:11:44You're fitting in fast.
00:11:47That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:11:52She means that as a compliment.
00:11:54Probably.
00:11:55Yeah.
00:11:55Definitely.
00:11:57You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:01Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:04Wow.
00:12:05So modest.
00:12:06Loves it.
00:12:09Hey.
00:12:09Good form out there.
00:12:11Thanks.
00:12:12Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:12:16Yeah.
00:12:16I would've paid to see that.
00:12:20Oh my god.
00:12:21Ow.
00:12:21I think I pulled something.
00:12:23You okay?
00:12:24No.
00:12:26Oh god.
00:12:28Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:12:32You're not serious.
00:12:33I am.
00:12:35If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:12:45Don't worry.
00:12:46I'll bring him back.
00:12:48Later.
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51I'll see ya.
00:12:52She's being nice.
00:12:53That's never a good sign.
00:12:57Oh my god.
00:12:58Ew.
00:12:59Look at these losers.
00:13:00My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:03Private tutors.
00:13:04Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:08Um, no.
00:13:10She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:11She told me so herself.
00:13:13Wow.
00:13:15You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:13:21Gossip chains?
00:13:22Watch this.
00:13:34Now watch what happens.
00:13:38Ew.
00:13:44Hey, Eric.
00:13:49Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:13:50Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:13:53What?
00:13:54Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:13:56You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:09Gabby.
00:14:12You okay?
00:14:13Do you care?
00:14:14Of course I do.
00:14:17You lied to me.
00:14:19What?
00:14:20You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:14:24We were what?
00:14:25You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:14:28Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.
00:14:34Who told you?
00:14:35Doesn't matter.
00:14:36Coach is looking for you.
00:14:38Yeah, I'm coming.
00:14:40Gabby.
00:14:41I'm so sorry.
00:14:42I just wanna-
00:14:43And the gossip?
00:14:45Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:14:47They're calling me Dekathot.
00:14:51Okay, I didn't start that.
00:14:54But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:01Let me make it up to you.
00:15:05How?
00:15:07Give me one chance.
00:15:08This Saturday.
00:15:11I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:15:12Skip it!
00:15:13I wanna show you something no one gets to see.
00:15:17No tricks.
00:15:18Just the truth.
00:15:22If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:15:39I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:15:43Relax, it's just where I live.
00:15:45It's not who I am.
00:15:46You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:15:50And you have a butler?
00:15:53Okay, technically my parents do.
00:15:55But, yeah, Norman likes me better, so I-
00:16:03Come on.
00:16:21Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:16:24I was lonely.
00:16:26And I wanted to make friends.
00:16:29And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:16:32I would trade places with you every day.
00:16:35It's not all that.
00:16:38Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:16:43So what are you gonna do?
00:16:46I'm gonna take her down.
00:16:49How?
00:16:50You wanna know another secret?
00:16:51I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:16:55No way!
00:16:56No way!
00:16:57I could teach you.
00:16:59Girls' Day and a vendetta.
00:17:02And that's rich.
00:17:31She did that on purpose!
00:17:33She looked me dead in the eye and bam!
00:17:35I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:17:37You can ask Abby.
00:17:39I missed, like, five in a row.
00:17:41She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:17:43It's called eye contact, Sloan.
00:17:45It's a basic social skill.
00:17:48She smiled when she hit me!
00:17:50I smile a lot.
00:17:52It's polite.
00:17:53Enough!
00:17:55This isn't court TV.
00:17:57Miss Smith.
00:17:58Do you really expect me to believe
00:18:01that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:03who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:18:08with a tennis ball?
00:18:10You should definitely believe that.
00:18:13I'm tragically unathletic.
00:18:15Liar.
00:18:16You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick
00:18:19and I'm the criminal?
00:18:20I...
00:18:24Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:18:26Consider this your strike one.
00:18:29Three strikes and you're out.
00:18:39Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:18:43But the point being,
00:18:45Eric knows you didn't say anything
00:18:47and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:18:49Oh my God.
00:18:51I'm so relieved.
00:18:56So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:18:59Just friends.
00:19:02Promise.
00:19:04What the fuck is your problem?
00:19:06What are you talking about?
00:19:08Why are you being such a bitch?
00:19:11Look who's talking.
00:19:13You tormented Gabby.
00:19:14You torment everyone.
00:19:16Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:19:19Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:19:21Since forever.
00:19:23I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:19:27Oh, please. You loved it. You loved every second of it.
00:19:31I tolerated it.
00:19:33Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:19:38Oh, honey, your halo?
00:19:39It's slipping.
00:19:40And yours was always fake.
00:19:50Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:53What did you say?
00:19:55Found this on the ground.
00:19:57Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:20:02Eric, please. I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:20:05Please don't.
00:20:06Yeah, no. Your secret's safe with me.
00:20:10Just like best friends.
00:20:13Um, okay.
00:20:16I think you swear.
00:20:19Uh, okay. I think you swear.
00:20:22So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:26I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:31Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:34That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:37Right.
00:20:38Figures.
00:20:41Pinky swear.
00:20:44Awesome.
00:20:45Awesome.
00:20:51Oh, honey, your halo? It's slipping.
00:20:53And yours was always fake.
00:20:56You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:01And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:05Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:21:09It means it sucks, says the, uh, homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:21:15Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:21:18Okay, what, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:21:22I've always been better than you.
00:21:24I was just too polite to say it.
00:21:35I've always been better than you.
00:21:36This is war, Rose Smith.
00:21:39Bring it on.
00:21:40It's the end of the day.
00:21:45This is war, Rose Smith.
00:21:47Ah!
00:21:47Ah!
00:21:47Ah!
00:21:49You bitch!
00:21:53Ah!
00:21:54Ah!
00:21:56Ah!
00:22:19Hey, hey, I need to ask you something it's kind of important.
00:22:25No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:22:29What's up?
00:22:30I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:22:36After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:22:40I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:22:43Cool.
00:22:44After school?
00:22:46After school.
00:22:49It's a date.
00:22:55Yeah.
00:23:07I can't do it.
00:23:12Like this.
00:23:14Okay.
00:23:16Like that.
00:23:18Okay?
00:23:20Mm-hmm.
00:23:21Ready?
00:23:21Mm-hmm.
00:23:25Okay.
00:23:28Oh!
00:23:30Yeah.
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:32You should join the tennis team.
00:23:35You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:44Hey.
00:23:44Hey.
00:23:49Hey.
00:23:54Hey.
00:23:55Hey.
00:23:56Hey.
00:23:56Hey.
00:23:58Hey.
00:23:59Hey.
00:23:59Hey.
00:23:59You bitch.
00:24:00You won't get away with this.
00:24:13Oops.
00:24:14Looks like laundry day came early.
00:24:30What the hell?
00:24:38No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:00Oh my god.
00:25:02Oh my god.
00:25:04Oh my god.
00:25:06Oh my god.
00:25:13Oh my god.
00:25:14Oh my god.
00:25:26Oh my god.
00:25:27What are you doing?
00:25:27Rose Smith.
00:25:29Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:25:32Someone took my clothes.
00:25:33Strike two.
00:25:34Now, go get dressed.
00:25:45Checkmate.
00:25:50Here.
00:25:52Take this.
00:25:53It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:25:58I owe you one.
00:26:00Not again.
00:26:01Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:02I'm reliable.
00:26:12Eric.
00:26:13Huh.
00:26:15I don't even know what that means.
00:26:16He likes you.
00:26:18He doesn't even know me.
00:26:19Some people notice more than they let on.
00:26:24Maybe.
00:26:29My lord, what happened to you?
00:26:31I'll explain in the car.
00:26:33Long day.
00:26:35Are they okay?
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:37Oh my god.
00:26:38There's no way that's her dad.
00:26:40Gross older guy?
00:26:41Even better.
00:26:42This is gonna ruin her.
00:26:44Ew.
00:26:55Settle down, settle down everybody.
00:26:58People.
00:26:59This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:02Remember.
00:27:03You're representing the school.
00:27:17Mind if I sit here?
00:27:18Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:27:32Hey, Rose.
00:27:34Mm-hmm?
00:27:34Saved you a seat.
00:27:37Okay.
00:27:38No, you don't.
00:27:40Jason.
00:27:41Hey.
00:27:42You're saying about you?
00:27:46Sorry, Eric.
00:27:47On the way back?
00:27:48Yeah.
00:27:48Okay, sure.
00:28:08Boopy.
00:28:09I'm gonna sit right here.
00:28:11On my man's lap.
00:28:13Sloan, seriously?
00:28:14There's no room.
00:28:21Everyone!
00:28:22I have an announcement to make.
00:28:24I'm having a party Saturday.
00:28:26And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:28:30Better show up.
00:28:40So you're gonna go?
00:28:41I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:28:44Why not?
00:28:45I'll be going.
00:28:47Well, okay then.
00:28:49I'll go.
00:28:57Listen.
00:28:58You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:01Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:04Exactly.
00:29:05I got a plan.
00:29:14I got a plan.
00:29:19All right.
00:29:20Here we go.
00:29:22This was a mistake.
00:29:23I don't belong here.
00:29:24Yes, yes, you do.
00:29:26You're with me.
00:29:26That's my point.
00:29:27See?
00:29:28Eric is here.
00:29:29I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:29:31Oh.
00:29:32Come here.
00:29:34This could be a turning point.
00:29:37Just stick with me.
00:29:39Okay?
00:29:44Okay.
00:29:45Ready?
00:29:45Oh, yes.
00:29:49Oh, look.
00:29:50Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:29:54I've grown.
00:29:55Okay.
00:29:57Hi.
00:29:58Hi.
00:30:00No, thank you.
00:30:01I don't drink.
00:30:03Of course you don't.
00:30:05So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:30:11Oh, my God.
00:30:13You are virgins.
00:30:14Shut up, son.
00:30:15Stop being a jerk.
00:30:17Okay.
00:30:18How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:30:20Yeah.
00:30:21Truth or dare.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:30Gabby to Eric.
00:30:31Truth or dare.
00:30:34Eric, truth or dare?
00:30:36Truth.
00:30:38Truth.
00:30:43Dare.
00:30:44Oh, my God.
00:30:44Oh, my God.
00:30:44Come on, Gabby.
00:30:45We don't have all night.
00:30:47What's your favorite color?
00:30:49Okay.
00:30:50What kind of question is that?
00:30:51Blue?
00:30:52Virgin.
00:30:53You're legit.
00:30:53Sloan.
00:30:54What?
00:30:56Okay.
00:30:59Ooh.
00:31:00Eric to Rose.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:03Rose.
00:31:04Truth or dare?
00:31:06Dare.
00:31:07You gotta give me a kiss.
00:31:09Wait.
00:31:10What?
00:31:11Come on, Rose.
00:31:13Rose.
00:31:14Rose.
00:31:15Rose.
00:31:15Rose.
00:31:16Rose.
00:31:17Rose.
00:31:18Rose.
00:31:19Rose.
00:31:19Rose.
00:31:28What the hell?
00:31:30Hey.
00:31:31Watch your ass.
00:31:32Oh, yeah.
00:31:33What are you gonna do about it?
00:31:38No, Gabby.
00:31:39Wait.
00:31:39Let her go.
00:31:41If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:31:44Okay.
00:31:45Chase him.
00:31:46You're up.
00:31:47Truth or dare?
00:31:49Dare.
00:31:49I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:31:57Rose.
00:31:59Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:01What?
00:32:04I'd love to.
00:32:17I'd love to.
00:32:28I'm so sorry.
00:32:30Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:32:32Oh, my God.
00:32:34Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:32:42Shit.
00:32:43Oh.
00:32:44Oh, I'm sorry.
00:32:45I didn't.
00:32:45I forgot.
00:32:47The door wasn't.
00:32:47I...
00:32:50I...
00:32:52Hi.
00:32:54Hi.
00:32:58Hi.
00:33:03Hi.
00:33:11Hi.
00:33:14Hi.
00:33:15Hi.
00:33:24Hi.
00:33:27Hi.
00:33:28Hi.
00:33:31Hi.
00:33:36Hi.
00:33:39Hi.
00:33:40Hi.
00:34:01Wait, what?
00:34:03Rose has an old sugar, Dottie?
00:34:06Gross.
00:34:08What?
00:34:09It's true.
00:34:10I've seen you together.
00:34:11He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:34:14I have photos.
00:34:17He's not her sugar daddy.
00:34:21But there is an even bigger secret.
00:34:27I know exactly who that man is.
00:34:30Perry?
00:34:38I know who that man is.
00:34:41It's her dad.
00:34:43Come on, you guys.
00:34:44Stop being so dramatic.
00:34:45Remember, Rose, you invited me over to your place for the barbecue?
00:34:49Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:34:52Yeah.
00:34:52Oh my God, shut up.
00:34:53They're lying.
00:34:56Eric?
00:34:59Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:35:04Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:35:07Eric, we're just friends.
00:35:08Let's be more than friends.
00:35:11Please don't make this harder.
00:35:13I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:35:13I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:35:14No, hey, stop.
00:35:14Stop.
00:35:15Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:35:17All right.
00:35:23What are you laughing at, loser?
00:35:26Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:35:27Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:35:28Shut up.
00:35:29She just called me and had an emergency.
00:35:32Liar, you don't even know her.
00:35:34Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:35:36No.
00:35:37She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:35:39Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:35:50She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:35:53Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:35:57Oh my God.
00:35:59Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:01Her?
00:36:13I can't do this anymore.
00:36:15Everyone is so evil.
00:36:16They're horrible.
00:36:18Unlike you.
00:36:21Were you still up for Saturday night?
00:36:25No.
00:36:26Forget it.
00:36:27Forget everything.
00:36:28You don't want to be seen with me.
00:36:30I know Eric was just joking.
00:36:32He's an asshole.
00:36:35But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:36:38Yeah.
00:36:39Yeah.
00:36:40He was just kidding.
00:36:42Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:46Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:36:50Come on.
00:36:52Just say yes.
00:36:56Okay.
00:36:58Okay.
00:36:59Okay.
00:37:03Where I was.
00:37:05Early.
00:37:06For my first real date.
00:37:09Hello?
00:37:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:37:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:37:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant,
00:37:20Shea Maurice.
00:37:21Mm.
00:37:227pm.
00:37:23Oh.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:25Thanks.
00:37:40Understand the assignment?
00:37:42Good.
00:37:45Huh.
00:38:09Jason?
00:38:10I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:38:20I've been stood up.
00:38:22Hey, Rose.
00:38:23Small world.
00:38:24What are you doing here?
00:38:25Uh.
00:38:28I was supposed to have a date.
00:38:30With Jason.
00:38:32No.
00:38:33That's weird.
00:38:34Cause, um.
00:38:35I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:38:41What?
00:38:42You mind if I sit?
00:38:44Sure.
00:38:45Go ahead.
00:38:45Um.
00:38:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:38:59She's a half hour late.
00:39:00Really?
00:39:02I was at Shea Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:39:12What?
00:39:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:39:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:39:21I know.
00:39:22But, um.
00:39:24There's something I gotta tell you.
00:39:28What?
00:39:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:39:31But.
00:39:32But, um.
00:39:33I have dinner with you.
00:39:35Yeah.
00:39:36It's fine. Be my guest.
00:39:38It's Jason.
00:39:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:39:44What's he saying?
00:39:45That you're a clueless virgin.
00:39:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:39:50No.
00:39:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:20I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:21You okay?
00:40:21Yeah.
00:40:22All right.
00:40:25What?
00:40:28Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:40:33I've been so stupid.
00:40:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:40:40It's probably for the best.
00:40:41That guy's a pig.
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:55It's time to bring my baby home.
00:40:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:41:00Yeah. Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:41:22What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:41:30Hello? Hello?
00:41:32I don't care.
00:41:34Well, you will.
00:41:36And you're going to beat Sloane.
00:41:37And you're going to ace this.
00:41:40Oh, no.
00:41:42What now?
00:41:44Sloane posted this.
00:41:48Jason and Sloane?
00:41:49They were together last night.
00:41:52And they're going to prom together.
00:41:57But he said he liked me.
00:42:12Hey, Virgin.
00:42:14Did you hear the news?
00:42:15Jason and I are fucking.
00:42:17And we're going to prom together.
00:42:20That's a lie.
00:42:22Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:42:25Oh.
00:42:26Big word for the little virgin.
00:42:28Enough, Sloane.
00:42:30I'm done.
00:42:31Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:42:37You're just a low rent slut.
00:42:40Everyone knows it.
00:42:42And no one seems to care.
00:42:43And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:42:47Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:42:50Because I don't believe it.
00:42:52And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:42:56Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:43:02You take that back.
00:43:04Or what?
00:43:08You take that back.
00:43:11Or what?
00:43:13Bitch fight!
00:43:15Bitch fight!
00:43:16Bitch fight!
00:43:17Bitch fight!
00:43:19Bitch fight!
00:43:20Bitch fight!
00:43:20Bitch fight!
00:43:21No!
00:43:23Girls!
00:43:24Girls, what's going on here?
00:43:25Ow!
00:43:27Ow!
00:43:27Ow my foot!
00:43:28Oh my god!
00:43:28I think she broke my foot!
00:43:31Rose!
00:43:33This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:43:38Third strike.
00:43:39You're out.
00:43:40Expelled.
00:43:43Now go get your things.
00:43:45But...
00:43:46I didn't touch her.
00:43:47I didn't touch you!
00:43:49I said go!
00:43:52You heard the man go!
00:43:53No!
00:44:05And?
00:44:07Expelled.
00:44:10With the Academy Decathlon.
00:44:13We're gonna be disqualified.
00:44:16I'm so, so sorry.
00:44:28You stupid, idiotic, dead-witted bitch!
00:44:31What?
00:44:32You heard me?
00:44:33You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:44:38Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:44:40You're too stupid.
00:44:42Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:44:45Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:44:54Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:00You and Gabby could be such a hot, little chili pepper.
00:45:08Gabby, wait.
00:45:10I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:13A lot of good that does us now.
00:45:16We're disqualified, Rose.
00:45:19You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:45:22But I tried.
00:45:23No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:45:26I don't get to go to college.
00:45:28And it's all because of you.
00:45:31But...
00:45:31You and your drama.
00:45:35Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:45:45That was so hot.
00:46:41I don't want to go to college.
00:46:49me. Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby. How'd you find out? Eric told me. Tell me. Tell me.
00:47:05She finally decided to be a decent person. Why didn't you tell me? I was going to, but then
00:47:15the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and then you weren't speaking
00:47:22to me. Actually, no one is speaking to me. I sleep with Sloane. She drugged me, and the
00:47:32date thing was just set up. Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had. They set
00:47:39me up too. I'm sorry.
00:47:52Why didn't you tell me? Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:47:56I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me,
00:48:08and
00:48:09not because of what I am. Rose, I'm crazy about you. I'm crazy about you, too.
00:48:17I'm crazy about you, too. You're so beautiful.
00:48:43You weren't going to go heal me at all. Okay, I give up. You should give up. I haven't played
00:48:50a video game since I was a kid. You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:48:58Is this what normal teens do? Yeah, pretty much. And hang out with their butlers.
00:49:08Okay.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:14Oh!
00:49:17Oh!
00:49:22Yeah, go.
00:49:25Oh!
00:49:33Oh!
00:49:34Oh!
00:49:48Why are you wet?
00:49:52It doesn't matter.
00:49:56I have an idea.
00:49:59What?
00:50:00Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:15You're different when you're like this.
00:50:18Like what?
00:50:20Yourself.
00:50:25I know our new dates can feel this special.
00:50:29Neither did I.
00:50:33I don't want it to end.
00:50:39It doesn't have to.
00:50:56I'm a virgin.
00:51:14I love you, Rose.
00:51:19I love you, Rose.
00:51:21I love you, too.
00:51:26I love you, Rose.
00:51:40I love you, Rose.
00:51:41I love you, Rose.
00:51:42I love you, Rose.
00:51:43I love you, Rose.
00:51:43I love you, Rose.
00:51:44I love you, Rose.
00:51:44I love you, Rose.
00:51:45I love you, Rose.
00:51:45I love you, Rose.
00:51:46I love you, Rose.
00:51:47I love you, Rose.
00:51:54I love you, Rose.
00:52:08I worked up an appetite.
00:52:14So how was it?
00:52:16It was amazing.
00:52:21Do I look different?
00:52:24No, you look beautiful.
00:52:34Can I have something important to ask you?
00:52:37Uh-oh.
00:52:38What?
00:52:44Will you go to the prom with me?
00:52:51Will you go to the prom with me?
00:52:55Jason, I can't.
00:53:00I was expelled.
00:53:02What?
00:53:04Fuck.
00:53:05Yeah.
00:53:06And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:53:11So much for being a regular teen.
00:53:26Hey, Jason.
00:53:28Hey.
00:53:29How's Rose?
00:53:32I was bummed.
00:53:33I feel awful.
00:53:35I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:53:37Yeah.
00:53:40You thinking of doing something about it?
00:53:45Well, maybe.
00:53:48Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:03I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:06Yes, indeed.
00:54:07I am aware.
00:54:08But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:54:13Are we ready to leave?
00:54:17Hey, Gabby.
00:54:18Rose.
00:54:18Get over here right away.
00:54:20Something's happened to Jason.
00:54:21Wait, what?
00:54:22What happened?
00:54:24Huh.
00:54:27Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:54:29Something happened to Jason.
00:54:30Quick, Jason.
00:54:30Okay.
00:54:41Jason, where's Jason?
00:54:43Where's Jason?
00:54:43What is it, Audrey Rose?
00:54:45She's so beautiful.
00:54:47Ahem.
00:54:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:54:58Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:55:01Oh, my God.
00:55:02Oh, my God.
00:55:02That's really old people.
00:55:06Give me that.
00:55:08Jason.
00:55:09Jason.
00:55:09Jason.
00:55:12Hang on.
00:55:13Hang on.
00:55:13She can't be here.
00:55:15She's expelled.
00:55:16Security.
00:55:19Security.
00:55:22Nope.
00:55:23Give it.
00:55:24Hang on, everyone.
00:55:26Gabby.
00:55:52You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day.
00:55:55Not Rose.
00:55:56And Sloan drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:00And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:04You bitch.
00:56:05Security.
00:56:06Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:56:08No.
00:56:09Please.
00:56:09No, get off me.
00:56:10Do not touch me.
00:56:11Do you know how much I am warped?
00:56:12Jason.
00:56:13Can.
00:56:13No.
00:56:17I can.
00:56:21Okay.
00:56:22It's time to crown this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
00:56:27First, the Prom King is Chasing Grey.
00:56:39And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:56:42This year's prom queen is...
00:56:49Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:56:53Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:57:13Congratulations.
00:57:16Hi.
00:57:18I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:57:22No matter who you are.
00:57:24Between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:57:33This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:57:36But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:57:43Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:57:48I mean, let's face it.
00:57:49High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:57:51But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:58:01Because every single one of you is special.
00:58:04And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:58:10Wait, what?
00:58:16I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:58:20She's smart, and funny, and charitable, and loyal.
00:58:25Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:58:53Hey.
00:58:55You want to dance?
00:58:58Hey.
00:58:59You want to dance?
00:58:59Get lost, asshole.
00:59:06Everyone?
00:59:08All right, all right.
00:59:09I know you want to get back to dancing.
00:59:11But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
00:59:16We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
00:59:28Gabby.
00:59:29All that hard work has paid off.
00:59:31Congratulations.
00:59:46Yes, girl.
01:00:01And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:00:20Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
01:00:23Please.
01:00:24Everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
01:00:31That's worth $10 million.
01:00:32That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
01:00:41Oh my god, what have you done?
01:00:47There you go.
01:00:48There you go, girl.
01:00:49Don't worry.
01:00:50Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
01:00:56She's a bitch.
01:00:57Yeah.
01:00:58You look like you need a hand.
01:00:59I know.
01:01:00I know.
01:01:00I know.
01:01:00I know.
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