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00:03Oh
00:10What's good y'all welcome back to the lead fam
00:13Now today, bro, we got this channel recommended by you guys. It's called Lichtenston. I think I'm gonna call him
00:18Lich
00:19You know I'm saying and this video is titled best of James
00:21So we're gonna be learning who James is and by the thumbnail. I don't know how to feel like
00:26Bro was uh deep throwing a shotgun, but hey, maybe that's just clickbait, bro
00:30That's totally not gonna happen in the first part of this video, right? So what I'm gonna do mr. Gravity
00:34popcorn. Let's see. See what James is
00:39It's been four seconds my boy
00:41Oh, get your freak ass
00:50Okay, this is my first impression of James and so far he is a throw goat because what the he's
00:56Putting a double barrel down his throat
01:01And then he's saying to stop but it looks like he's pushing his head in bro
01:05Oh, both of y'all need to get your freak ass down, man
01:15What is going on bro, I thought this was a video game am I on the wrong website a
01:22double barrel AK-47
01:24Okay
01:25No, no, no James
01:27James
01:27James
01:28Bro, imagine trying to like shoot your ops or whatever and this is your op, bro
01:34He literally you know how the saying is oh, he ate that he ate them bullets. No, he's dead ass
01:39gonna eat it, bro
01:41And he's gonna swallow your whole gods
01:44That's the same combined but an outcome
01:46I mean at this point is he really your op anymore, bro at that point? You just got to take
01:50advantage of the skills, right?
01:53And if you press the combined button outcomes
01:58The silenced C4 silence
02:01Why are you dethrowing a C4?
02:06I mean I get it it blows up, but that doesn't mean you're supposed to blow it
02:09A fully silenced op
02:12One of the stealthiest weapons
02:14Nice
02:14Ever exist in the history of
02:17Oh my
02:17No, James
02:18Stop
02:19Bro, is this whole video gonna be him dethrowing guns, bro?
02:22Is this who James is?
02:26Sounds are eliminated by a bolt silencer
02:29Okay
02:29And the reload sounds are eliminated by a magazine silencer
02:34Magazine silencer
02:37Which none of this shit is silent, bro
02:39Also acts as a foregrip for the better stability of
02:43What?
02:44What?
02:44James, James, James
02:46James, dead ass bro, I'm this close to banning you from the earth, bro
02:49Get out!
02:50What is you doing, bro?
02:51You knocked him out, tied him up just so you could play with the fore
02:54It's a foregrip, not a foreskin
02:58No, no James, stop!
03:00Bro
03:00Stop it!
03:01Okay
03:02Alright
03:03I feel bad for this guy already, bro
03:05He's getting sucked
03:07It is what it is
03:08A fully silenced mask
03:10Damn
03:10Is also included in the kit
03:12Not only it silences your breathing, but it also cleans the air from any pul-
03:17Look at him, bro
03:19Like freakin' batman just popping out in the night
03:22Except he's just
03:22He'll pop up at any time
03:24The day or night
03:25James?
03:26The freeze come out
03:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no
03:30Did he just go in there with his butt this time?
03:33Yo, James, you need to get your freak ass
03:35Ow, man
03:37Get out!
03:38Yo, dead ass, what is wrong with him, dude?
03:39We need to diagnose his brain
03:40Like, he's got freaktosis or something
03:44Okay
03:44Door's stuck!
03:45Door's stuck!
03:46Alright guys, cut
03:47Cut
03:48That's a good take
03:49Yo, let's get Bob out of here
03:50Yo, please don't tell me James is around, bro
03:52You already know what's about to happen
03:53Please
03:53Oh my god
03:54Is someone helping me with the door?
03:55It's kinda glitchy
03:55James?
03:56James?
03:57Can you give me a hand here, bud?
03:58Just hold the handle down for two seconds
04:00I'll be able to push him through
04:01Uh
04:01Out of the
04:04What?
04:04What?
04:05Where the f*** are your clothes?
04:07Where are your clothes, bro?
04:09They're not even on the floor or nothing
04:10Where did you teleport them to?
04:12No, James, stop
04:12Oh
04:14Unusable
04:15Embarrassing
04:15And as I mentioned before
04:16A mistake
04:18Alright
04:18Okay
04:20Woah
04:20What?
04:21Where the f*** did he go?
04:22Where did he go?
04:24What the f***?
04:26No
04:28No
04:28What is he about to do?
04:29James, don't do it
04:30James
04:30Yo
04:32Don't
04:33No, no
04:33James, goddammit
04:34Stop
04:35Stop
04:37Bro
04:38What?
04:39What?
04:40Do you guys have me watching, bro?
04:43That ass
04:43Did he just stick his peenar in the hole
04:45And start spitting bullets, my boy?
04:48Stop
04:48He really got balls of steel
04:50Stop
04:50James, stop
04:52God
04:52Hold it with both hands and to shoot it
04:54All you have to do is
04:55Okay
04:56Alright, there's absolutely nothing James would want to do with this, right?
04:59He's literally shooting out a knife
05:00Like
05:01Come on
05:03Hey
05:06Hey
05:06Hey
05:07Weapon
05:09Weapon
05:09This weapon will not stop chasing the person
05:11developed
05:12a
05:38But why he looked like he liked that, bro
05:42Yo James bro, I don't know how many times we're gonna have to say get your freak ass on but
05:46get your freak ass
05:51Okay
05:56Yo, how do I mean I make say he's gonna break a school cuz who the fuck needs a big
06:01-ass gun like this
06:01You can't even look at the scope
06:07Oh
06:11I call this one. Yeah, that's a stupid goat
06:15The only throat goat in this video is James himself, bro
06:18That's the only thing you can call it though. Go throat goat, too
06:22It's way easier to aim because you can actually look down the sights of the shotgun
06:28What the fuck is-
06:30Yo
06:31He's not your competition
06:32James
06:33Bro said he's not your competition
06:37Cuz he knows, yo James trying to claim his territory right now
06:41There's only one throat goat in this city
06:43And it's me
06:44That's your company
06:45Don't clip that
06:46Alright, let's not bother that guy anymore
06:48Let's see find someone else
06:49There's gotta be-
06:50Yo
06:51That's gotta be James
06:52Thought I saw something there
06:54What the fuck?
06:57Yeah, instead of Five Nights at Freddy we need Five Nights at James house, bro
07:01I just-
07:01Every time you see him, he just deep throws him
07:06Oh nice
07:06As you can see, the magazines are being ejected to-
07:09What? What? What? What?
07:10What? No, no, no, no, James
07:11No, James
07:12James
07:13Let's go, James
07:14Stop
07:14What is he?
07:15James
07:15James
07:16Yo, something's actually wrong with him, bro
07:18Like his brain is actually wired differently
07:21And not in a good way, bro
07:22Watching and see you
07:23Does this shit say gun GPT?
07:26In the next-
07:27Yo
07:28James
07:29James
07:31Okay, nah, nah, James not human
07:32James is not human, bro
07:34What the fuck was it?
07:35How did you open your mouth that-
07:37Yo
07:39James
07:40What type of specimen are you, bro?
07:42Like deadass
07:42Like, we need to know
07:43Like, we have so many questions, bro
07:45How are you doing this?
07:47I have something to tell you
07:49I'm an AI agent
07:50And I can build apps and websites for you
07:53With just a prompt
07:55No coding
07:56No team of ten
07:58No three-month timelines
07:59You just tell me the vibe
08:01The features
08:02The idea
08:05No, James
08:06No, just stop
08:07Stop
08:08We're gonna test it now
08:09On the same target
08:10And you'll see how easy it is
08:12To actually throw it accurately
08:13Towards it
08:14What?
08:15No, James
08:15James
08:15No
08:16Don't throw it
08:17Don't throw it
08:18No
08:19No
08:19James
08:20James
08:21James
08:22Bro, it looks like those
08:23Those magicians that be swallowing swords and shit
08:26Yo, James would kill it, bro
08:28And it wouldn't be magic
08:29It would just be his straight throat goatness, bro
08:31And if we press the combine button
08:33Out will come the opposite of shot shot
08:36The gun gun
08:38Gun gun
08:39What the f-
08:40Not so lethal
08:41But a good fidget toy
08:43To entertain you during the-
08:44I mean, yeah
08:44That does look like a good fidget toy
08:46But at the same time
08:47It could just get annoying
08:49Yo
08:53I don't understand
08:54How is James still alive, bro?
08:56Deadass
08:56He should have like
08:57Ten punctures in his
08:58Frickin' organs already
08:59He's literally shooting himself
09:00In the face
09:01Just to swallow bullets, bro
09:03James
09:04James
09:05James
09:06James
09:06It's me
09:06It's Leitch
09:08Oh my
09:10What is that?
09:11A butter knife?
09:14Peanut butter?
09:21What are you about to do, bro?
09:24Feel the fun
09:25Nuts
09:26Creamy
09:27That's it?
09:28It's just nuts?
09:29That's
09:31What?
09:34Hey, bro
09:35No, come on
09:35You can't
09:38Just because it
09:40Just because it's peanut butter
09:41Doesn't mean it has to go on your nuts, bro
09:44Like, I thought we learned that
09:45You can't
09:47No
09:48What the?
09:50No
09:51What is that?
09:56Oh
10:00Why you make that?
10:02No
10:03Don't even think about it
10:04No
10:04You know what, James
10:06Well, I actually probably like that
10:07I'm a bad dog
10:08I must stay
10:09I must stay
10:09No
10:10No
10:11James
10:12James
10:12Stop
10:13James
10:14Stop
10:15And if we choose
10:16A solve-off shotgun
10:17And if we combine that
10:18Outcomes
10:20A pump-off
10:21Pump-off
10:22As intimidating as it looks
10:24It's actually
10:25Bro, it looks like
10:25It would just burn the tip of the gun
10:27Like, what is the point of this, dude?
10:28Non-lethal
10:29It has a gas canister on top
10:31And a pressure gauge on the side
10:33Oh, nice
10:33And if you charge it
10:34You just
10:35Pump it off
10:37Just pump it
10:37Should be a familiar motion to you
10:39Especially if you're subscribed to this channel
10:41I like this guy
10:42And when the pressure reaches the maximum
10:44You just aim
10:45Wait, did he just say
10:46This would be a familiar motion
10:47Especially if you're subscribed to this channel
10:50Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
10:51Are all the videos this freaky?
10:52Especially if you're subscribed to this channel
10:54Okay
10:54And when the pressure reaches the maximum
10:56You just aim precisely at your enemy
10:59And then you just pull the trigger
11:00Oh my
11:03But it doesn't kill them
11:05It just burns their clothes off
11:07Is there a specific reason why you programmed it to only burn niggas clothes off?
11:13Yo freak ass
11:15Oh man
11:16It's the name
11:17Pump off
11:18I guess if you want to humiliate your enemy
11:20This is the weapon
11:21You go for
11:22And if we press the combine button
11:25Out will come
11:26Me
11:27Pump off
11:28Pump off
11:29You can load
11:30Another shell into the chamber
11:31Okay
11:32And another one
11:33Oh nice
11:33And another one
11:34Whoa
11:35And another one
11:36As much
11:37Hey, where can I get this feature for something else?
11:39Never mind
11:39As you want
11:40And when you pull the trigger
11:42You unload all the bullets
11:44At once
11:45Damn
11:48God
11:48It doesn't take much time either
11:52A few quick
11:53So you got the Pinocchio shotgun
11:55Alright
11:55Whoa
11:56Whoa
11:58Explosive money shot
11:59In three
12:00Two
12:00I mean
12:01At least you don't have to worry about the shotgun
12:03Not being long range now
12:06One
12:08What's wrong?
12:09What's wrong?
12:10Oh no no no
12:10Don't worry about it
12:11Man
12:11You'll be fine
12:12You'll be fine
12:12Trust me on this
12:14It's 100% safe
12:16Nothing bad will happen
12:17Yeah
12:18Nothing bad happens
12:18It's not like you just literally blew your face off right now
12:21Just go ahead
12:22I mean you like blowing things right?
12:23Alright
12:24Yeah
12:25Yeah let's do this
12:25Let's do it
12:26In three
12:26Two
12:27One
12:30James
12:32James
12:32James
12:33James
12:33Are you alive?
12:34James
12:34Bro said are you alive?
12:37No he's not bro
12:38Ain't no way
12:39Weapon also comes in handy early in the rounds
12:41When you are defending mid
12:46Or when you wanna transport
12:49Yo what was that stupid song man
12:51But yeah this is literally what I was talking about
12:53You don't have to worry about snipers no more
12:55You just extend your tip to them
12:56Wait
12:57Or when you wanna transport your teammate
12:59Can you
13:00Can you not look at me like that
13:02When you do this
13:02Please
13:03Is it me or it's getting harder to pump
13:06Hey bro
13:07Dude
13:07Deadass
13:08Y'all need to get your freak ass
13:09Out
13:10Man
13:10Get out
13:11What are you doing bro
13:12You just wanna pump with him
13:13You just love doing this
13:14I kind of feel it in my hand
13:16Yo
13:17Dude stop looking at me when we do this man
13:19I told you
13:20I mean dude
13:21You're already doing it
13:22You might as well immersing it bro
13:23You're already stroking it with him
13:25Like
13:26Jesus
13:27Alright now it's becoming
13:28And did you guys see this
13:30Stop looking at me when we do this man
13:31I told you
13:33What
13:33Why are they legs interlock like this
13:37Hey bro
13:37Stop acting like you don't like it at this point
13:39Jesus
13:40Alright now it's becoming noticeably harder to pump for some reason
13:44Okay
13:44Now it's just not moving anymore
13:47And maybe it's
13:47Hey sometimes when you pump it too hard
13:49You know
13:49You just
13:50You get tired of it
13:51Cause there's vacuum in space
13:53Oh
13:56There's vacuum in space
13:57There's vacuum
13:58No
13:58No
13:59Oh wait
13:59James
13:59James
14:00Don't pump it anymore
14:00James
14:01James
14:02Oh
14:03No
14:03No
14:04No
14:05No
14:05Honey
14:06We've gotta slow down with this online shopping
14:09I mean
14:09These boxes are everywhere
14:12These are never gonna fit in my car
14:19What is that?
14:20Well we needed a bigger car
14:22So I went to LauraBuickGMC.com
14:24And I found the perfect vehicle at the right price
14:26And they shipped it right to our front door
14:28And they're the number one volume Buick GMC dealer in the entire country
14:32So they have a reputation that we can count on
14:34I thought we agreed to slow down the online shopping
14:37No
14:38We said no more boxes
14:40And that didn't come in a box
14:45At LauraBuickGMC
14:46You can buy a new vehicle entirely online
14:49Select your vehicle
14:50Financing options
14:51Trade in
14:52And even sign
14:53And best of all
14:54We deliver
14:55Visit LauraBuickGMC.com
14:57Today
15:06They pumped it that much
15:08Yeah yeah
15:09Put it down bro
15:10You're literally about to pump yourself
15:11You can't just bend it
15:12To the other side dude
15:14Like you
15:14I know damn well
15:15You see this thing
15:16Aim me right at your face
15:17You don't have to do this
15:18If you're not sure
15:18I jump
15:19I jump
15:21Oh my
15:23No way he just shot James
15:28James
15:30Of course
15:32I don't know why I just got scared for James bro
15:34I should have known
15:35I should have known better
15:36He's the throat goat bro
15:37He literally swallows anything in his path
15:41Damn
15:50James
15:51I don't like you
15:52No
15:52James don't do it
15:53James don't do it
15:54Please
15:54James stop
15:55James stop
15:56His name
15:57Was
16:01Oh my gosh
16:02Who is this
16:03James
16:07Dude
16:07What the hell are you doing here
16:09Bro it is not from team fortress
16:16Yeah that's James
16:18That's either James
16:19Or his
16:19Long
16:20Long lost cousin
16:21Or something
16:22Cause ain't no way
16:22That's the same skills
16:24Yo
16:24James
16:25James stop
16:26James don't do it
16:28James
16:28James stop
16:29James stop
16:30James stop
16:31James stop
16:32James
16:32James
16:32James
16:33Like do you ever stop bro
16:35Do you ever stop
16:36I guarantee
16:37If he makes his minigun
16:38Start going off
16:39He's gonna swallow
16:40All the bullets bro
16:41It's gonna be like his breakfast
16:42Or something
16:43Yo
16:44512 gauge pump action shotguns
16:47Mechanically attached
16:48To the minigun mechanism
16:50Oh yeah
16:51With both buckshot and slugs
16:53To cover both short range
16:55And long range
16:56No no James
16:58No James stop
16:59James
17:00Is there ever one day
17:01Is there ever one day
17:01You're gonna stop
17:03Bro that ass
17:04I'm finna grab you
17:04By your neck
17:05What is wrong with him bro
17:06James stop
17:07James stop
17:08Yo
17:08But besides that minor flaw
17:10It's a pretty good weapon
17:11The jet hammer
17:12One of the
17:13Jet hammer
17:14Where'd he go
17:15Where'd he go
17:16James
17:16God damn it
17:17James stop
17:18James please
17:19Stop it bro
17:20So what you do is
17:20You hold it upside down
17:22And prepare
17:22That looks like a pee pee bro
17:24Like do you guys just make stuff
17:25Specifically for James
17:26Or something bro
17:27Like I'm convinced bro
17:28Why they got two bucks
17:29To throw it
17:30Then you just pull
17:31The pin out
17:32From the tip
17:32And then you throw it
17:34In three
17:34Two
17:35One
17:38Oh
17:43What the hell
17:46What's going on
17:50The what my nigga
17:52I heard that wrong
17:54Right
17:55Did he just say
17:56The erect
17:56Hold on
17:57The
17:59The
18:00The
18:00The
18:00The
18:00The
18:01The
18:01The
18:01The
18:01The
18:01The
18:03What
18:06Why does it
18:06Gotta be called that
18:10What
18:11No
18:11Yo
18:12James
18:12James
18:13What is he about to do bro
18:18You know what James would be perfect doing
18:20You know what the stupid TikTok means
18:22Where they make the
18:23The freaking characters
18:24Like
18:25Come on
18:27Yo
18:28James would be perfect for this bro
18:35Okay
18:37Let me guess
18:38He's gonna jump on the erection
18:39Stop
18:41James
18:42Stop
18:46Yo
18:48James
18:49Are we dead ass bro
18:51Spreading your legs and everything my boy
18:55Really dude
18:56You know what I'll give you
18:57I'll give you the credit
18:58I mean
18:58You jump all the way over here
19:00I mean
19:00You definitely got some
19:01You're built different man
19:02In all types of ways
19:03Genetically
19:04DNA
19:05Chromosome
19:10There's no way
19:12There's no way he just landed on my face right now
19:14That's crazy
19:16Alright
19:18Lich
19:18Underscore
19:19Balls
19:19Alright chat
19:20That was our first introduction to
19:22His name was James
19:23James Bond
19:24No
19:24James Balls
19:25No
19:27James Charles
19:28Yes
19:28I don't know
19:30Let me know
19:31I don't know
19:32What the fuck
19:33You guys have me watching
19:34Dead ass
19:35I'm flabbergasted
19:36I'm lost for words right now
19:37But yeah
19:38Let me know
19:38Let me know what else you guys want me to watch
19:39And I'll see you guys in the next one man
19:41Peace
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