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00:00reach this would revolutionize gameplay since it would add to building redstone
00:03minigames and what what's good y'all welcome back to the left hand now today
00:08is the channel you guys keep spamming in the comments AJ the Bulls AJ the Bulls
00:11AJ the Bulls okay I'll watch it dude calm down little Jimmy now I see he has a
00:16series about his dog but I realized that that series has a lot of copyright music
00:19I just like I always click on videos just to see if there's any copyright and
00:22literally all of them are copyright so we're just gonna watch some of his shorts
00:24and also the first video that caught my eye is if KSO played Minecraft so let's
00:28see if the world blows up because that's the only accurate thing that can
00:30happen yo what's up oh did you just break my floor okay so you know you can't jump
00:36in this game bro how you don't mess up my scene all right never mind that oh I'm
00:41I'm hungry I'm right here just don't take too many you know damn well that whole
00:45farm gone stop it come on my chickens like no way you just ate my entire farm dog
00:51light snack dog how did it cause world hunger in Minecraft the fact that this is
00:56probably not even an appetizer that you get at the restaurant but instead just a
01:00little snack that he has at home watch out creeper don't go near him he's hungry
01:06oh no way or the creep is scared of KSO even though creeper knows it's about to be
01:13eating dude oh my god really good mining session I just don't know why I keep on getting pulled
01:19towards you no way dog do you have a gravitational ball what the what the okay buddy you need to
01:28chill bro dead ass we need to stop KSO from he's ruining Minecraft I'm hungry bro you're always
01:36hungry let's just focus let's go ahead and eat the ender dragon bro I wouldn't be surprised fight
01:41no way what happened to the dragon oh my did you eat the ender dragon that's crazy that's wild bro
01:49yeah at least KSO don't really have to play the game bro he just eat everything he'll be fine
01:52bro you low-key made me realize something damn what if you eat other mobs
02:01what the damn I mean I'd also run from your big body looking ass but at least we have him
02:06left
02:06so they're so scared they just scattered like little ants bro there's no way bro y'all not
02:12even gonna fight not even the endermen not even the black guys all right bro KSO's gonna eat you
02:16now wait a second no way is he praying KSO you got this man playing over here bro we'll save
02:23you
02:23don't worry and now this is worse than grox's villagers bro ate him bro we can't find food anymore and
02:30yo ass keeps on hogging it all oh I'm done I'm cutting you off I'm not yeah you're too big
02:35food you
02:35asked you to diet and I'm leaving I'm gonna go make a farm and make sure my you better chill
02:41bro he
02:41gonna eat your head next he's gonna eat your ass don't go extinct no finally relax
02:47hell no what's that sound it's
02:49oh hell
02:50bro
02:51what
02:52his gravity is supposed to destroy
02:54okay buddy oh he's just pulling the whole freaking universe into his stomach
02:59typical case man all right now I'm just gonna check it over his shorts and see what I can find
03:02bro
03:03into my village bro they killed my villagers oh dang wait yo you're alive
03:07I'm so alive
03:19oh your village was easy to destroy so you oh my god not the black guy again I'm gonna smoke
03:26you up
03:26try and hit me with your best shot oh get ready nothing more about back shadow
03:35hey hey hey hey hey hey oh did he just give him the ultimate back shots let's go see what
03:47the
03:47comments say bro really gave him his best shot this is so awesome yo mcbidness what's up I
03:51just read this to mcbidness bro deleted him yeah I think he did more than delete him he
03:55evaporated him from the fucking atmosphere I see you what's that sound what the hell
04:01is that I can't help myself
04:05eww
04:07wait is this a girl playing or is this
04:10oh
04:12what the hell
04:13what the hell
04:15is that AJ
04:17is that AJ
04:25does he really have that much oil
04:28oh
04:28oh
04:29oh
04:31damn
04:32that's wild bro me personally I wouldn't take that if I was a mob for real like I'll
04:36beat his ass alright AJ we're gonna watch this other video it's called if the hood was
04:39added to minecraft I'm a certified hood wicker so let's go yo did minecraft have a new update
04:44the hood why is there glock on it yeah why is there glock what is this background music and
04:49why is this place so run down what the heck oh hey oh
04:52I caught your ass locking on my block
04:55alright
04:55nah why the guy had to be shooting that's black bruh
04:58why he had to be black bruh don't be doing that
05:01wait no no that was AI bruh
05:03bro's dead
05:04oh alright they got a bodega up in here
05:06bodega
05:07are you smoking in minecraft
05:08what the
05:08real pockets little man
05:12what the
05:12you ain't gonna do shit bruh I got full never
05:14oh damn
05:15man
05:16okay
05:16nah you're cooked
05:17nah you're cooked buddy there ain't no escaping this
05:19yeah
05:20what the
05:21I'm born now and living with him
05:23wow
05:24you ain't sharing that good stuff
05:27hey
05:27hey hey hey
05:28damn you ride I don't even feel anything
05:30what the
05:31oh
05:32oh you high as hell
05:34my head
05:35oh what the hell
05:37what the hell's that
05:38what happened
05:38lucky blick
05:39first he went back and told the leader to run your fade
05:42what
05:42then he got on worldstar
05:44yo wait
05:44oh worldstar
05:45he beat his ass on drugs
05:47nah i ain't gonna lie bro nah
05:49you guys got like negative 10,000 oil from that
05:52what
05:52what
05:52what
05:53what
05:53what
05:53what
05:53what
05:53what
05:54what
05:54what
05:54what
05:56what
06:06what
06:13what
06:15what
06:20what
06:21what
06:21The armadillo wings oh three years ago wait what dusty-ass friends killed my minecraft dog
06:27Hey, how's your dead dog?
06:36I did actually go to war with my friends for three years over killing my dog three years
06:42You realize dogs are pretty vulnerable
06:44And then I go out over a dog is crazy
06:47John Wick or something hit me
06:50Mojang should add dog armor to the game and adding this would be a lot better than their other updates
06:56That's low-key facts though, bro because low-key bro the dogs be nice, but you'd be building a connection
07:00with them
07:01And then they all of a sudden fall in the hole. It's like oh there well you did
07:05I'm in an app where you can draw your OC and it'll create a bunch of poses for it
07:08It turns it into your manga character and then you can write comics with it. Some people do pretty cool
07:12things
07:13It's free and we have storytelling events every week if you like comics and you're creative come meet us on
07:17the app
07:18So if I really want dog armor, I need to take in my own hands and this is way before
07:22our current mob vote
07:23So here's the plan. I go to the Mojang headquarters. Okay infiltrate the developer team
07:28Okay, I climb the ranks until I'm at a point where I can pitch the mob for the mob vote
07:32I'm gonna pitch a mob. That's purpose is to add dog armor. I like to call this operation. Let's go
07:38dog
07:39Oh, you got this bro. That's easy. I could do that myself
07:42Mojang headquarters this sucks. We'll give you a call if you get the job
07:47next next
07:48finally
07:49So I'm looking at your resume and you literally have no qualifications for this job
07:55All you put on your application is that you like dogs, but like
07:59Okay, misspelled like right is misspelled nah
08:04Quick, what's that?
08:06Oh, bro was yeah, no way started. Okay. Oh, okay
08:13What's all these tabs bro was yapping all right, let's get the hold on. What's only started? Okay, Nicky jib
08:19photos
08:20Why did my dad leave me?
08:25No, I got exposed the team. Come on. Where is it? Where is it? Oh, there it is game dad
08:31you get bold
08:32Yeah, done phase one complete
08:34Okay, but what's gonna happen when they find the guy knocked out like they not gonna say nothing new objectives
08:39to not climb the ranks
08:40I gotta make some friends. So when I pinch my mob, they'll be on my side. All right. Okay. Hey,
08:45you must be the new recruit. I'm James
08:47Yo, what's up James up Charles Gary is I haven't seen him around who's Gary. He's the guy that does
08:51the interviews. Oh
08:54He's kind of uh, he kind of passed out. He kind of did
08:58It wasn't me though. How's it?
09:00Oh, yeah, no clue man. Yeah, Gary's probably twisted is you know Gary things?
09:05Oh, well if you want to hang out tonight, hit me up. All right, sounds like a plan, man
09:08Okay, how are you? I wouldn't check up on the Gary?
09:11It's working that night. I got drinks with them and I was starting to be including the inner circle
09:15Mmm
09:17As long as it doesn't show it wait, this might actually work get to work in my concept
09:21I'm gonna use an armadillo since we can use the shell for the armor. I try to make it
09:25We don't really talk about it. Wait, this might actually work though, bro. I'm just gonna fire for this stuff,
09:30bro
09:30All right, this is the fire. Oh snap. He's already done
09:34Yeah, fire immediately
09:36He'll never get a job again. So done. I think we have a lot of time
09:39So I'm gonna take a quick break and watch from YouTube. Yo, nothing's better than some ancient building videos
09:43Yo, as long as it doesn't show a giant horse play minecraft in real life
09:50I don't think they're playing minecraft, bro. I think there's like yo, what's up, James?
09:54All right, it's time to present it to the entire team. What are you talking about? We just started. Okay,
09:58how much time did we have?
09:59I like his experience in 69 four months. Okay, you're just messing me. How long was that video? All right,
10:05let's just check right here
10:06four months
10:10How is a video that long like how do you even make that?
10:13Okay, everyone it is time for the developers to present their mobs. Wait, who are you? I'm the head organizer
10:19for all updates
10:20So this is James right hand man. Let's start with Brandon. Hey guys for this year's mob vote
10:24I think a wonderful fit for the game is the penguin. Come on. Who doesn't love penguins? The penguin will
10:29reside in the snow
10:30I don't we already got club penguin bro. What do you think?
10:32Biomes and in the icy water, the squid will have a similar function like the dolphin. When you're in a
10:36boat in the ocean
10:37It will give you a speed boost
10:38Used correctly, you can use this to travel across the entire world faster. Boat races would be a lot more
10:43fun and overall everyone would love a cute penguin added
10:46Wow, this is actually not a bad pitch
10:49That's a very good idea. Yeah, club penguin. That was really good. Wait, what am I saying? That shit was
10:53ass. Oh
10:56That she was fast like I needed more of it. Oh
11:00AJ, how about you present your idea next?
11:02All right, I got this. AJ don't fuck this up, bro. I didn't have enough time for a presentation, but
11:06I had four months to do it. Yeah
11:08We had four months to fix that whack-ass hairline
11:13I
11:14Mean you're lying, oh boy. I got one stick coming down, bro. You ain't Superman, baby
11:19Anyway, so the mob I had in mind was the armadillo and with the armadillo
11:23And with that shell, you have all and the thing is the stats for this mob would be insane. It'd
11:28be like three hours later
11:30Oh, that's mine. Oh, I just woke up. Are we still reacting like what does AJ have in my mob
11:34for the 2023 mob vote?
11:37So, uh, y'all gonna clap
11:40What you mean by that? Oh my god, my brain is rotten, bro. Okay. Hey, where are you going? Whoa,
11:45whoa, it wasn't that bad
11:46No way your plan was that bad. It made him jump, bro, right? All right, uh, jacob. Can you present
11:53your idea?
11:53Oh my gosh, hopefully his presentation's a flop. Hello everyone for my idea. I want to add the crab
11:59The crab sucks good rest on the side of the beach where players can find it when you feel a
12:04crab
12:04It'll drop a crab hand which gives you farther reach. This would revolutionize gameplay since it would add to building
12:09redstone minigames and
12:11What the?
12:13Huh? Why do we include that in the presentation, my nigga? I saw that
12:17This would revolutionize game places. It would add to building. Hold on, bro. Redstone
12:22Nah
12:23Nah, you ain't trying to promote redstone right here, bro
12:25You're trying to promote diddy activities
12:27On minigames and pvp plus we haven't had any changes ever since 2012. So what are you I can stress
12:33something like wait, hold on
12:35That presentation was insane. Wow. Why is this person twerking, bro? It's not that exciting
12:43Wow, thank god. That's such an amazing idea. Great work. Wait, I might actually lose this
12:49I can't let the next guy go
12:50I want to tell you guys about typeless a smart voice keyboard that turns your speech into perfect writing in
12:56All right, last but not least
12:58Can I talk to you about something outside? Oh, yeah, sure. I got a minute. Of course. Yo, all right.
13:02What's up?
13:03Okay, so uh, IP number 192
13:04168 111 you can grab on juice that's a wife at 849
13:07Shelby drive over in the 92707
13:10Is that my address?
13:11Nah, bro, I'm trying to blackmail right now
13:13Fire Ferris now. I'm gonna give your bloodline the Mike Tyson special
13:17Ferez, you're fired
13:19Damn
13:19Yeah, he killed Gary
13:21I did it. This is false accusation
13:22Oh my god
13:25No, AJ, this is great
13:26Bro, I gave a lot
13:27All right, it looks like our three mobs are gonna be the crab the penguin and the armadillo
13:33Let's go
13:35Let's freaking go
13:37We got the armadillo again
13:39Nah
13:40It only took you making somebody uh off themselves and then somebody else getting arrested for no reason
13:45That's all it took and they're killing somebody else too
13:47Operation dog was a complete success
13:49Yeah
13:49And now the hard part is done
13:50Now we just gotta do the easy part which is rigging the election
13:53You may be wondering how you're gonna rig one of Micah's biggest events with expert level data analysts checking to
13:59make sure it's not rigged
14:00Twitter
14:00I don't know
14:01Twitter
14:01Just Twitter
14:02The reason is due to the fact that the penguin and crab are way better pigs than the armadillo
14:07So we use Twitter to divert their attention
14:09So as soon as the mobs got announced I instantly hopped
14:12That's true because Twitter's full of bird brain ass niggas bro
14:14And I you can you can sway anybody's opinion like these
14:16Everybody's brain on Twitter is the size of my nut
14:19Twitter
14:19Wow the crab and penguin are so cool
14:21We should riot
14:22How dare the devs not let us have all three
14:24They're lazy
14:25Also, please pick the armadillo
14:27Bruh
14:28True
14:28I'll pick the armadillo
14:30Just finessed someone lol we on the block you heard
14:33So now AJ you're not in the hood no more
14:35See you
14:35Time to rig the polls
14:37I heard the devs didn't even work and watched youtube for four months
14:41Let's boycott the mob vote by only picking the armadillo
14:44What no way
14:45Lazy devs
14:47Boycott
14:47Lazy
14:48Pick armadillo
14:49All right everyone
14:50Let's ignore all the amazing features the other mobs have
14:53And just pick the armadillo
14:54Yes
14:55Yo the fact that Twitter actually works like this bro
14:58Like dead ass somebody would just pick at something just because
15:00And then just dismiss all good things or any facts bro
15:04It's just all about the narratives
15:05Let's boycott
15:07Literally
15:08Hey
15:09Hey
15:09Hey
15:10Hey
15:10How many of us
15:11How many of us
15:13Let's go
15:13All right we finally got in the game
15:15Let's see how strong it is
15:18No way
15:19No way
15:20All that for that bro
15:21That weak ass dog bro
15:23Throw that dog out the window bro
15:24Down pack bro
15:26Down pack bro
15:26Down pack bro
15:26Down pack bro
15:26Down pack bro
15:27Down pack bro
15:27Down pack bro
15:27Down pack bro
15:27Down pack bro
15:27Down pack bro
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