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00:00hey hey hey hey hey hey hey what's good y'all welcome back to live fam
00:11dang now today bro is once again meme mondays my boy meme mondays now calm it down everybody
00:20calm down calm the applause nobody's clapping for me are you anyways chat this is numero 17
00:27of me mondays aka 17 if you guys don't know spanyol so chat we're gonna be seen if you guys
00:32can make me laugh as always sometimes you guys are funny sometimes you guys need to be banned from
00:37the earth so we're gonna see which ones is more optimal today for you guys so what i'm gonna do
00:42make sure to grab your popcorn let's see all right first one i think he forgot to hide something uh
00:46six seven battery what are you serious yeah we're totally not looking at the ph sign okay anyways
00:53lev remember when you stroked us what bro what do you mean remember when you stroked i never stroked
01:00you guys what are you talking about asking the highly intelligent fan if i should quit gambling
01:04wait that's you oh nah bro find any excuse to gamble bro that's funny as hell though i don't care
01:13if you
01:13lie okay why did you guys do a poll call is lev freaky and all you guys said yes bro
01:18only four yo
01:18those four that said no bro you're never getting sent to the doctor center i'll just let you know
01:22right now bro thank you so much because i'm never freaky dude dude almost blew his cover
01:30bro oh hell no yo no no no no he's a boss baby bro he dead as a boss baby
01:36look how he had his hands
01:37bro he was in a meeting bro he's in a meeting to destroy the earth look at him talk about
01:45some of
01:45these bro oh hell nah can't even send him to the doctor center he gonna send us to the doctor
01:51lev explain i need to see that lev take
01:56that's gotta be ai bro this dude is so chopped bro what the hell is this
02:00yo what is going on in this photo dude who's gonna tell him oh dang that's cannibalism at its finest
02:06shit i would eat myself too if i was big i ain't gonna lie chat this is some of y
02:09'all toes right here
02:10bro i already know the world record size poop i saw at target nigga what what kind of videos is
02:16i've seen people describing witnessing a murder with less fear in their eyes
02:22what i'm really hitting on says what the hell does that mean bro why bro got a wallpaper on his
02:27phone
02:27who the fuck is that nigga is that a pokemon i'm glad i'm wait why are you saying that you're
02:32glad
02:32you're what if you go to hell part 42 why do you have a boyfriend you better not be bringing
02:36racists
02:37what's your type of guy
02:41i understand it i understand now my bad it can't possibly be that cold
02:48yo where do you even get this jacket from dude did i finally whoa never said i was a nice
02:53guy
02:53what the fuck the next words are yes sir or have you forgotten yes nigga put that pizza back in
03:01the box
03:02why are you violating bro like that okay yeah this was a grown-ass person recording this by the way
03:08instead of just eating their damn food they decided to record that and then a company decides to use
03:13that as an ad too bro when twinkies adding on to the joke when i'm clearly on my last breath
03:23bro breathe come on oh my god yo chat this is something that happens to babies sometimes i actually
03:30learned it in a freaking youtube no it was on it was tiktok or something where like uh sometime
03:34baby will literally kind of refuse to breathe or something when they're throwing a tantrum it's
03:38really scary but it's honestly common and they just come back to life well not to life they're
03:42already life but they come back to breathing normally in a little bit but yeah that's how it
03:46feels though with when something funny comes up and you're already dying bro because laughing hurts
03:51laughing hurts so bad especially when you do it for like five minutes straight oh hell no
03:55tree dead what what do you mean tree dead if there was a child right in front of you oh
04:01sitting all
04:01alone i know this meme crying in pain from hunger near death from sickness let it die let it die
04:12okay what the bro why that tree gotta hey bro why you touching that tree dead bro get your freak
04:21ass
04:21oh my nah bro was like i am groot i am hard seven six bro what oh shoot the likes
04:33were 7.6 why don't
04:35we just flip that around chat a thousand people unlike right now so we can have six sorry pov morally
04:42superior dudes play minecraft morally superior what the fuck that's supposed to mean can't come down for
04:47dinner mom i'm theorycrafting the obamaverse fanfic can i invite my alt rp persona to woke crap make
04:53sure they don't grieve the server that would make me uncomfy and i already had 12 panic attacks today
04:58bro what hello i am chat lgbt i'm a chat lgbt yo generative abot who is here to be your
05:07friend
05:08slash gen oh that's not that's like really bad for the environment please do some research
05:14generative ai uses a lot of water i mean bro ain't lying though class serious it's okay pronoun
05:19that bro ain't lying no no that's really a problem dude especially with how ai is escalating
05:23nowadays like i'm glad there's pushback on it though but at the same time there's really nothing
05:27we could do i mean the only thing that could possibly be done is the people that own land
05:31and stuff they start like refusing to sell it to these fucking uh data centers and shit that have
05:36to hold a whole bunch of water and everything for ai i guess that's like our last hope when you
05:39have to lock in in class next we have gregory and gregory oh hang down gregory that's okay
05:44yo what is wrong with dude though like is he good gregory why is he screaming like that
05:56bro you sound like you're trying to get something out of his butt bro when you can't push it out
06:00all
06:00the way everyone needs to beware for the year 2026 is nigga get out the bathtub bro the year of
06:11the bad
06:14bad boy howl bad boy howl and i'm the baddest of them all you can tell by my aura
06:27i'm the leader of the bad boy club right or you can call us the bbc nigga get your freak
06:36ass
06:36oh my bro that ass i what am i watching right now chat what do you guys have me watching
06:41i should
06:41literally ban whoever sent this i'm not even kidding bro like what calling all bad boys calling
06:48all bad boys do you think you have what it takes to be a bbc i don't want to i've
06:57partnered with
06:58microsoft and hp to show how i use my hp omni book at copilot plus be part of that group
07:03bro i'm good
07:04bro i'm already there just kidding best pc setup for real yo when your pc don't have enough fans bro
07:12you gotta freaking do it yourself guys my calculator is naughty i guess gay why does it say gay what
07:19371 what does that have to do with being gay all right bro what the hell is this picture that's
07:23not
07:23real dude what is this yo wfz by the way yeah tuesday is it's gonna be pretty cold but i
07:31think
07:31your focus should be on monday yeah what the fuck is this negative 999 degrees and there's a fucking
07:37what is that supposed to be a meteorite like they just put it on the forecast and put tuesday after
07:43like there's gonna be a world after this shit bro i wish yeah you guys are gonna get hit by
07:48a
07:48meteorite um hopefully you live and then tuesday it's gonna be 90 degrees
07:57bro asteroid meteoroid ass and roids nevermind don't want a valentine i don't want valentine what
08:05did this nigga just shake lego bricks at us right now what the fuck was that what what did you
08:10shake
08:10there's literally nothing there how do your ass his whole leg look like it's just a leg there's no
08:16butt like
08:22hey bro i ain't gonna lie bro you want me to get you some in and out or something bro
08:26yeah i'll get you a triple but nah fucking more than that put all the patties in that
08:30bitch bro you need as much protein as possible i ain't gonna lie why the fuck did somebody just
08:34sent this why did you send this no you gotta explain yourself bro what is that for bro said
08:42he looks gay and lesbian the fact that i know what he's talking about bro how do you look both
08:50no
08:50comments introducing the woody hoodie woody hoodie for your woody oh hell no sometimes i do be getting
08:58cold though our hoodie fit all different woodies so it doesn't matter if you have a black mamba or a
09:03tiny tim yo hey bro nah nah whoever thought of this bro whoever made this ad need to get your
09:11freak
09:11ass on way like imagine trying this on bro like what if i want to try a sample you know
09:16what if i
09:18want to go in the dressing room and try this on bro bro said little timmy a tiny timmy bro
09:23that's insane
09:23i violate minecraft bro that's not the name of the video that's not freaky abby hey hey hey
09:34hey hey hey hey hey wait no what the this is freak ass b bro
09:46why he break his stinger like that and then he went into his stinger yo what the is this ab
09:54what the yo
09:59is this nigga moan beatboxing the star wars song right now bro
10:05oh nice fish without
10:11oh my god oh my gosh yo why do you think that was a good idea that ass
10:16no he deserves to fall after that shit bro what is going on in this video
10:31this is the stupidest video i've ever watched in my life bro anxiety is dangerous
10:37oh stop her shaking leg no stop the other one
10:40oh what a gentleman what a man this is we need more men like him in the world
10:46adoption center what the was this bro i was trying to use this as an example to be nice and
10:50she
10:51started wagging and shit bro
10:55why is there a whole bunch of cocks in the tree whoa what the heck
11:07r.i.p to that nigga balls man it's up it's over it is that is that t3 or what
11:16they call him on tiktok uh
11:18t13 bro what the fuck they call him on tiktok bro they be acting like he a gang member or
11:21something
11:22i ain't gonna lie tiktok who would really be on the business though i ain't gonna lie
11:26tiktok
11:27hey yo i didn't what the fuck is this nigga doing
11:31hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey bro bro sincerely with all due
11:38non-respect get your freak ass oh man
11:45he's still going bro he's still i think the recording stopped but he didn't
11:49that ass were you having too much fun with your lego oh nice
11:55bro what is this function supposed to be though dead ass like
11:59like if we're just not having a dirty mind what is this supposed to serve dude
12:05damn he lost his arm bro he beat it too hard man pov me when he refused to eat fries
12:12with my period
12:12instead of kept you gotta get banned from the earth buddy you gotta lose your coochie too
12:19it is what it is bro what the you just say right now bro join the wrong mile high club
12:23oh lord
12:25that's your
12:27we're still we are still on the ground
12:31yo
12:32what the
12:33wait you think you got the flight attendant to go with this kid
12:37ashley wonder lad what you doing bro yo what do you mean what am i doing what the
12:41is that it's ai
12:47bro i love grapes that's the only reason i clicked on this but what am i watching
12:52this takes me back to the good old days when you used to listen to skrillex chat
12:55which all little timmy know about skrillex bro
12:58y'all don't know nothing though don't tell benson
13:01ravey come here turn around what the what no not again hey
13:06if i can't have margar
13:07wait wait not again what
13:09i'm gonna have something oh if he can't have who are you gonna have something
13:13if i can't have margar
13:16i'm gonna have something
13:17give me that rat cussy
13:21nika huh get the rat rat cussy
13:30okay why is it what the is this home bro he's got dry milk on him like what
13:39i don't know what's going on bro i think all three of them need to be banned from the earth
13:44bro that
13:44ass because what was that skit what was that clapping skit what the hell yo
13:4994 to zero uh why is bro literally twerking why is his head like so big is this edited or
13:54is
13:54this how he looks dude freaky all sonic you think your pet robot can take me i chew through
14:00more of your rust buckets than i can count what
14:05you eat right you take your medications you definitely exercise
14:12but your blood pressure is still too high so you ask yourself
14:19what more can i do
14:23go beyond typical hypertension treatments with the medtronic simplicity blood pressure procedure
14:39it's time for your comeback earn a degree that does more from a name that means more
14:44come back with the power of purdue behind you at purdue global produce online university for working
14:56adults
14:57what wait wait what why his face like that hey hey hey hey hey no way he said
15:20all right bro just doing a cancel speed run because he's stupid little bro thought he was
15:25tough who are you thinking uh her 19 you think you can take her on it's because she's a girl
15:29she's done
15:30she's done bro what it's because she a girl oh my gosh bro yo bro's been watching too much andrew
15:36tate bro thinks he's a sigma alpha wood bro these are the type of niggas that grow up to be
15:41discord
15:41mods she's done she's done not my discord mods though i love you guys but you know the stereotype i'm
15:45talking about or reddit mods he really did that just to kick it right at her bro
15:53bro it don't matter she's a girl or a two-year-old baby that was getting blocked
15:58like what if you're over here just trying to lose the phone oh
16:05damn he put the hand out of everything you better put that phone in his hand bro y'all think
16:09i got
16:09this grilling thing right yeah if you try to throw a july 4th party like what the
16:14fuck let's try this honey pack thing it's supposed to make your day unstoppable
16:17what the fuck what is we doing it's supposed to make your day unstoppable bro y'all like 12 what
16:25you
16:25need an unstoppable day for bro get your unstoppable ass to roblox what is the circumference of nyomo's
16:31yacht there's no way that's a real video there's there's absolutely no way there's no way math
16:36teachers when i saw two plus two in my head instead of using their 420 step method called the baboon
16:41forsky factorization what the fuck what the fuck is baboon forsky bro yo there's low key facts though
16:51but i mean sometimes i get it that you have to break down things in steps because you know you
16:56want to know it from the core instead of just knowing just how to get the answer you want to
17:00know how how you even know how to get the answer so i get it but some things are like
17:04so complicated
17:05i'm like dude just let me do my way because or else i'm gonna just get confused
17:10hey it's just gonna piss me off more i'm trying to think of an example of that but i don't
17:14know you
17:14guys make your examples in the comments ain't no way gang what is this ai enhancer for what the
17:20you see what i mean chat youtube be tripping sometimes bro oh no
17:28come in
17:32bro i wouldn't even be scared because all these bars dropping bro
17:36i'll be vibing with the monster like what you say
17:41oh
17:41what the
17:46oh
18:02oh my god yo literally flaming this dude to oblivion right now bro and they didn't even spell job
18:09application right application application clap it up clap it up w spelling in the chat uh let's see
18:18name monster age yes job want the trash can experience toe grabber that's that was your
18:28last job my boy screaming hiding under beds eat eating crumbs skills roar good smell fear bad at
18:36math signature yo this is funny as hell bro wait what nah bro monster bro bro bro sponsor bro she
18:55put a
18:55sponsor of that video on the computer too bro
19:18how much is there and you got grandpa coming in shaking his hips bro nah if you're a monster and
19:25you got in this situation like you gotta grow some balls bro that ass they just roasting your
19:29these supposed to be a little kid you're supposed to feed on their souls and
19:32and they over here roasting you in a rap battle right now damn bro
19:4120 what damn bro bro having mods you got grandpa twerking and
19:47shit bro hey bro bro bro get a sponsor bro bro bro joke for real hey hey hey
20:01what
20:09yo what are these amazing bars right now bro i could dead-ass listen to this in the car dude
20:14but
20:16Zhong
20:21telling your feet you stink
20:24that's your beat we don't see them cheeks
20:27when i see them cheeks
20:30uh
20:30oh my gosh bro oh my gosh yeah you just gotta exit after that just just give up the whole
20:38monster
20:39gig bro you can't come back bro can't scare me for less than a g bro less than a g
20:48you coming
20:49here with no money you broke broke broke no money having monster and she's going back to sleep
20:56because she's just not that scared of you bro can't believe your mama lets you out on the
21:00streets looking like that that smelly ass beak yo that's a bar this dog what the what is this dog
21:07bro facts you need to know number three come in your mouth all right my brother here sucks at crazy
21:13parking so we're not gonna do that anymore let's see how much money you can catch hopefully you can
21:18beat me dude i'm doing actually terrible oh they're gonna swipe me bro they swiped me bro 67
21:24all right guys so since we obviously know i suck at crazy parking we're just gonna do this bro's not
21:49i have something to tell you i'm an ai agent and i can build apps and websites for you
21:56with just a prompt no coding no team of 10 no three-month timelines you just tell me the vibe
22:04the features the idea sitting in your notes app at 2 a.m and while you're still explaining it
22:09i'm building the front end the back end making it live so if you can describe it i can deploy
22:16it
22:28hey zach d hey zach did films relax relax you don't have to say that and suck at 2 a
22:35.m number
22:36two i'll fuck your asshole at 5 trillion miles per hour at okay 5 trillion my all right bro yeah
22:43you
22:43guys told me you want to react to zach d films again bro i don't know about that dude number
22:47one i don't
22:48you touch my what is this video bro what the why the fuck why he gets squirted
23:00okay he's just bothering this old man why are they clapping each other
23:07what the fuck going on bro trying to get his bacon hey hey hey where that white stuff come from
23:15nah nah nah where that shit come from bro yo
23:27i'm so confused right now bro there's way too much going on why are the pigs creaming on each other
23:31and then this dude is just screaming like it's the last day of his life bro
23:36like you just saw heaven for the first time
23:45oh eddie got squirted on bro hey must be a good day right what is this 13 18 out of
23:51wait 70 78
23:56a plus oh that's not necessarily a plus it's more like a um a c plus yeah
24:02very good very god yeah hopefully this is not english class because uh the teacher don't even
24:09know what the fuck they doing nigga in jail reading comments you worry about the wrong sentence
24:15yo we was stupid as hell bro how long can i last play geometry dash is good what the fuck
24:21all right bro that's enough that's enough uh that wraps up me monday bro i'll see you guys in the
24:27next one man love you guys see you peace peace peace peace
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