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00:00:23Where did he go?
00:00:24Up or down, Frankie?
00:00:26Oh, you, you're out!
00:00:31What about the fire?
00:00:32I'll push you shut up to T.
00:00:40Tango 6, come in.
00:00:44David John, coming for Captain Dhoni.
00:00:47Going off the wing.
00:00:48Cover the exits. Negative, negative.
00:00:50Stand by for backup, over.
00:00:52No. By the time backup arrives,
00:00:54he'll be gone.
00:00:55Breach! Breach!
00:00:57Go, go!
00:00:58Go!
00:01:10Go!
00:01:12Go!
00:01:14Go!
00:01:15Go!
00:01:28Go!
00:01:30Go!
00:01:32Go!
00:01:35Go!
00:01:36Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:45We're the drugs, Wayne.
00:01:47I'm not gonna ask again.
00:01:48You came up here.
00:01:50You should've gone down there.
00:01:52Hey!
00:01:53You should break.
00:01:54Don't you dare.
00:01:55Freeze!
00:01:56Please!
00:01:58Oh fuck!
00:02:12This entire operation, down the drain because of you.
00:02:18I was the one who got us the lead in the first place.
00:02:19Well now we got nothing.
00:02:24We knew they were working with someone higher up.
00:02:26So now what?
00:02:28The snitch and the distributor are both a bloody mess.
00:02:31We're digging their brains out of 10 kilos of coke.
00:02:34And we still have no idea who the bigger player is!
00:02:37The Swatchel-
00:02:38Shut it!
00:02:41I'll pick up the trail again Cap.
00:02:44No, you're off this.
00:02:46What?
00:02:46Excuse me?
00:02:48I'm sorry Cap, can we just-
00:02:50This entire thing is a stuff up because you can't play nicely with other kids.
00:02:54So what, now I'm suspended?
00:02:55No.
00:02:57Nope.
00:02:59Homicide in Rosettenville.
00:03:00Looks drug related.
00:03:04Come on Cap, this is low level shit.
00:03:06You're lucky I'm giving you that!
00:03:07Now get out!
00:03:17Hey.
00:03:20Get your shit together John.
00:03:24Yes sir.
00:03:31We have the tongue in Cap.
00:03:32Trevor Gomeady.
00:03:3337 year's old.
00:03:34My brother knows how to move up.
00:03:38From then, you've bounced around from home to home.
00:03:41You're a lucky boy.
00:03:43You're a lucky one.
00:03:44For your younger sister's kids.
00:03:45You're a lucky one.
00:03:47You're a lucky one.
00:03:49You're the only one.
00:03:55To possession of narcotics,
00:03:58possession with intention to sell,
00:04:01burglary.
00:04:04You know,
00:04:09collectively,
00:04:11you're looking at about 11 years.
00:04:13No, no. Correction.
00:04:15That's why I work with you guys.
00:04:17Wipe that shit clean.
00:04:20I suppose I got a lot.
00:04:24Your cover's blown.
00:04:25All I need from you is to make sure that Pindi gives up the drugs
00:04:28and her contacts.
00:04:30You've got the drugs in your head?
00:04:32Hey, put him!
00:04:34It's out!
00:04:36Police brutality!
00:04:38I don't know what I'm saying.
00:04:40Oh, look, he's cut, please!
00:04:42What? You said also you're the one that has caused this for me.
00:04:46And whose fault is that?
00:04:47A stupid rookie was supposed to arrest me alongside Pindi, so...
00:04:51That might be true.
00:04:52But you're burnt now.
00:04:55Spalled goods can't use you.
00:04:58Fuck that.
00:05:02But...
00:05:04I don't know what I'm saying.
00:05:06I don't know what I'm saying.
00:05:08I don't know what I'm saying.
00:05:09No, no, I would rather drink Gwendo Vantage's bathwater.
00:05:13In actual fact, I would rather go down on a Taiwanese transvestite.
00:05:17What am I going to get?
00:05:18Meat in two rages?
00:05:19An axe wound?
00:05:20I don't know!
00:05:20The chances are better than me going to Joburg!
00:05:22I don't know what I'm saying.
00:05:24It's either you go to Johannesburg, or you start thinking of a number of ways in which you should not
00:05:30pick up the soap.
00:05:33I don't know what I'm saying.
00:05:37What times I fly?
00:05:46Bring me a marker here for the needle, please.
00:05:50Yeah, it looks like the Antwoord shot a music video here.
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:56It's chaos, man.
00:06:01Oh, look who's here.
00:06:03Hey, hey, hey.
00:06:06Kami.
00:06:07Kami.
00:06:08Kami like a Spielman.
00:06:10Good one.
00:06:12Wegan, why are you doing here because now you can see which this is a homicide.
00:06:18I know what's happening here.
00:06:19He got kicked off the big job and now he needs to hang around here with the small shit.
00:06:24That's what happens when you turn your key witnesses into a dog.
00:06:28Apparently the forensic says the guy didn't even tell the one guy from the other.
00:06:32And the coke?
00:06:33No, couldn't even find any coke.
00:06:35It was just blood and guts everywhere.
00:06:36You know like when you have a bowl of mints?
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:39And you put like icing sugar over it?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:41It looks like that.
00:06:42I think we should rename him and call him Thrifactor.
00:06:46I'm a pelusehunegegata.
00:06:47Do my gala gala.
00:06:48Good.
00:06:49All right.
00:06:50I got what I need.
00:06:51Oh, come on.
00:06:51No comeback.
00:06:52You want my comeback?
00:06:53Yeah.
00:06:54Go get it out your mother's asshole.
00:06:56Okay, that's fucking unnecessary.
00:06:58That was me, John.
00:07:00Come on, Toddler.
00:07:00It's not that funny.
00:07:04I'm just coughing, my friend.
00:07:28What sources believe to be a bizarre case of mistaken identity, it's an actor playing Oscar Pistorius in the upcoming
00:07:34movie on the Disgraced Athlete's Life.
00:07:38Yeah.
00:07:39What's wrong?
00:07:40Yes.
00:07:41I'm just kidding.
00:07:42Is this for real?
00:07:44Yeah, it's trending all over the socials.
00:07:45Damn, South Africa really is a movie, man.
00:07:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:51I mean, are criminals in South Africa that useless that they actually kidnapped the wrong person?
00:07:59Chucks.
00:07:59I think we both...
00:08:01Chippa.
00:08:02Hi.
00:08:03Yes, son.
00:08:05Monique.
00:08:06Yeah.
00:08:07Mark 4.
00:08:08Yeah.
00:08:10Oh.
00:08:11Hey, no.
00:08:11What is it?
00:08:13Monique, no.
00:08:13What is the story?
00:08:14No, it's the story.
00:08:15What is the story?
00:08:16What is the story of my money?
00:08:17Like, it's the view of the country.
00:08:18Yeah, the next wall.
00:08:18Where is my money?
00:08:19What the fuck?
00:08:19Hey, hey, hey, stop the wall.
00:08:21Stop the wall.
00:08:22Hey, man, you can't treat a woman like this.
00:08:23What do you do inside?
00:08:24Where the fuck is this guy?
00:08:25I'm the guy who's telling you not to pull a Donald Trump on a crever but a pussy.
00:08:29Hey, Baba.
00:08:30My milala.
00:08:30I sell anybody by a dead body.
00:08:32This year is my bitch.
00:08:33But you can't own a person, okay?
00:08:37Unless you do it romantically.
00:08:39Like, R&B singers, you know, like, the fuck is mine.
00:08:42How much ransom would you get for Oscar now?
00:08:45Actually, I do remember you.
00:08:47Huh?
00:08:49You're the guy that didn't pay me last night.
00:08:51Oh.
00:08:52No, I've never met you.
00:08:54I love, I've never met you.
00:08:56Is this the part with my mother?
00:08:57Yeah, he's a claim fucker.
00:08:58No, claim fucker.
00:08:59Hey, hey.
00:09:01Break it up.
00:09:02Break it up.
00:09:02Break it up.
00:09:03What's going on here?
00:09:04I don't know.
00:09:06Let's just sort this out.
00:09:07Oh, officer of the law.
00:09:09Detective.
00:09:11Yeah, you're not so tough now, eh?
00:09:14This man wants to pay me to sleep with this man.
00:09:18You're a pimp.
00:09:19No.
00:09:20Oh, I'm a cop.
00:09:20So.
00:09:21Well, where's your badge?
00:09:22Well, technically, I'm not a cop.
00:09:25So you're impersonating an officer?
00:09:27No.
00:09:28I work with the police, so I'm half a cop.
00:09:33Okay, I'm taking you in.
00:09:34Trust us, Ern.
00:09:35Sorry.
00:09:36You're hurting me.
00:09:37I'm not touching you.
00:09:38Oh.
00:09:38Oh.
00:09:39Wait.
00:09:40Oh.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:42Please put on me.
00:09:44He's man-hanging me.
00:09:46I'm not a racist.
00:09:49I'm not a racist.
00:09:50Everyone, just back away.
00:09:51I'm an officer of the law.
00:09:52There's nothing to see here.
00:09:53He's brutalizing me.
00:09:55I'm not brutalizing you.
00:09:57Which one is it?
00:09:58Oh, man.
00:09:58Put it down and let him go.
00:10:00What's that joke?
00:10:02Oh, come on, man.
00:10:04Oh, he's impersonating an officer.
00:10:09I'm telling you, Cap, just back off, okay?
00:10:14I'm sorry.
00:10:15I'm...
00:10:16I'm...
00:10:16Shit.
00:10:24Fucker.
00:10:31Generale.
00:10:32Generale.
00:10:33We did it.
00:10:34We got Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:41Yeah, but this is not Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:43What do you mean?
00:10:48He's got legs.
00:10:50He's got legs.
00:10:51Oscar Fistorias does not have legs.
00:10:53He does not have legs.
00:10:56Oh.
00:10:57Uh.
00:10:58He's a...
00:11:17He's alive.
00:11:20He's alive.
00:11:20Of course, Generale.
00:11:21Yeah, we had to use a little extra chlorophyll. I mean, he's an athlete. He's strong.
00:11:27So, boy-boy, tell me, just how much chlorophyll?
00:11:32That's too much! That's too much, mate!
00:11:36Oh, even not.
00:11:45A few drops.
00:11:48Well, he's dead, you dumb fucks!
00:11:51He's not dead. He's dead.
00:11:54Shake his pulse.
00:11:59What do you suggest we do with it, ma'am?
00:12:01I don't know. Maybe cut him up?
00:12:05Cut him up? Burn him.
00:12:06Burn him?
00:12:07Just don't fuck up like the last time you tried to get rid of a body.
00:12:20Google it.
00:12:22Google it.
00:12:24Google it.
00:12:24Google it.
00:12:28What?
00:12:29Have you got data?
00:12:30It's in the upcoming form.
00:12:31Run, Oscar. Run is still missing.
00:12:34Yeah. What a shit show.
00:12:35I feel bad for those guys from violent crime.
00:12:37We'll see.
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:40What did you find out?
00:12:42What did we find out, ma'am?
00:12:43Hey, man.
00:12:44When I came back to the drug deal, I offered him back.
00:12:46Drug deal went wrong and they're busy with the autopsy.
00:12:48They let us know as soon as there's any results.
00:12:51Yeah.
00:12:51This is like a shirt, Captain.
00:12:52Yeah. Thank you, Carl. So what's next?
00:12:54A word?
00:12:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:56I don't know what this is.
00:12:57I thought we changed it to Connie.
00:13:00Yeah?
00:13:01You managed to get my comeback yet?
00:13:03Get your fucking foot off my table, black Indian.
00:13:07Calm down!
00:13:08Shut up! Where's my tea?
00:13:11My office.
00:13:16This better be good.
00:13:17Found something at the scene.
00:13:19Forensics said it's clean.
00:13:20The body's in the mortuary.
00:13:21Those two idiots don't know what they're doing.
00:13:23I found an address written on the body.
00:13:25I think there's going to be a drop-off.
00:13:28Follow the address. I'll see what I can get about the body.
00:13:30Thanks, Cap.
00:13:31Not so fast.
00:13:32You're not doing this alone.
00:13:34Western Cape Regional sent someone to assist.
00:13:36Cap, you know I don't work well with others.
00:13:38No. Don, after what you did yesterday, I don't want to hear it.
00:13:43My fucking wife!
00:13:44You guys know each other?
00:13:45He's a pimp!
00:13:46He's a cock!
00:13:46He's a detective.
00:13:47Well, why didn't detective cock?
00:13:49Detective, I'm not a pimp!
00:13:50You made me pull my gun on their craft.
00:13:51You did what?
00:13:52Not important.
00:13:53He's a racist!
00:13:53I knew it.
00:13:54Trust me, he's not.
00:13:55I should beat the shit out of you.
00:13:56Is it cause I'm black?
00:13:57Cause you're a menace.
00:13:58See?
00:14:00You sit down!
00:14:01You sit down!
00:14:02You sit down!
00:14:02You sit down!
00:14:03You sit down!
00:14:03You sit down!
00:14:03You sit down!
00:14:04You sit down!
00:14:06You sit down!
00:14:12You sit down!
00:14:25You sit down!
00:14:26You sit down!
00:14:31I'll have black tea, two sugars, no milk.
00:14:35Did he just order coffee from you?
00:14:46I mean, there's nothing here on chopping up bodies.
00:14:49It's just how to get ripped.
00:14:52Hey, I don't think it's sublimatic. Don't you think it's gloves?
00:14:55The actor has a raincoat for his hands and things.
00:15:02Okay, so just...
00:15:06What?
00:15:15Yeah, I would be lucky that these two retails are family.
00:15:23Otherwise, I would have chopped them up.
00:15:25What are you doing?
00:15:27It's all right.
00:15:29She fucks up one more time and she's done.
00:15:32Done!
00:15:37I'm going offline for a while.
00:15:41I've got some business I need to take care of.
00:15:45No matter what happens.
00:15:47Meet me at the power station tomorrow night.
00:15:51Sure.
00:15:59Are you really going to do it?
00:16:02Are you really going to do it?
00:16:15Are you really going to do it?
00:16:23Are you, my love?
00:16:25Hey, babe.
00:16:26How's the eye?
00:16:27It's okay.
00:16:29Who did you piss off now?
00:16:32I didn't piss anyone off, they all pissed on me.
00:16:34Of course.
00:16:35The husband is an innocent angel.
00:16:42That's Jason, the electrician for the inverter.
00:16:47Oh, right.
00:16:52So, did you get suspended?
00:16:54Nope.
00:16:55Worse, they gave me a 15-year-old girls job.
00:16:59For what?
00:16:59I have to babysit a CI.
00:17:02Well, it's better than getting suspended.
00:17:05Is it?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Look at it this way.
00:17:08You get to make a new friend.
00:17:11And start.
00:17:12To say no, it can't be the only thing in your life.
00:17:15You're not.
00:17:15I have work, and I have friends.
00:17:18No, you don't.
00:17:19You do not have friends, Dad.
00:17:20Okay, what about Lester?
00:17:22You broke his arm.
00:17:24Oh, yeah.
00:17:25That was your fault.
00:17:26Don't start, Mom.
00:17:28Went for the last chop on the bra, and I told him I was saving it for you.
00:17:31Get in, get in, get in, get in.
00:17:34This is...
00:17:35Sisters.
00:17:36How are you?
00:17:37How are you?
00:17:38How are you?
00:17:38Can you please give him the worst, worst room that you have, right?
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:42Why?
00:17:43Why?
00:17:44Because you deserve it.
00:17:46You're a rat winner.
00:17:49Okay.
00:17:49Hey, well, alright.
00:17:56Wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:17:58Mmm.
00:18:04Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:18:04General, general.
00:18:06And theéľ is telling us what's been the year before.
00:18:08That is, man, a junge bee.
00:18:20Okay, okay, okay
00:18:53What about Eddie?
00:18:54He's a pedo
00:18:55No, he said he liked my new haircuts
00:18:57Exactly, all right, well done
00:19:04Good job
00:19:05Righty, the inverter's great
00:19:07You haven't even seen it yet
00:19:09Cool, yeah, well, you know, how about the two of us go for a beer?
00:19:12Say thanks
00:19:16Okay, cool
00:19:20Jason, he's got me in my heart
00:19:21He's taking your money
00:19:22No, no, no, it just takes a few seconds to kick in
00:19:33Good job
00:19:33Really lights off the place
00:19:36How about that beer?
00:19:44I think you made a great new friend.
00:19:48He's fine.
00:19:50You just scared the shit out of him.
00:19:52I didn't.
00:19:53Yes, you did.
00:19:57Okay, yeah.
00:19:58You ready?
00:19:59Sure, you ready?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01Yeah?
00:20:02You guys okay?
00:20:02You need a bucket?
00:20:04No, no, no.
00:20:05Right?
00:20:06It's alright.
00:20:06Alright.
00:20:15Oh, no, no, no.
00:20:18Oh, no, no.
00:20:38Hmm, hi, sexy.
00:20:42Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:00What's this?
00:21:00Just blending in.
00:21:03What the?
00:21:04There you go.
00:21:05Seriously.
00:21:07Yeah, that's about turning around.
00:21:08It's all there.
00:21:09It's all there.
00:21:10I'm sorry, no.
00:21:11It's there.
00:21:19I didn't mean it disrespectfully, but it's not drawing attention to us.
00:21:25So, who are we here for?
00:21:27I don't know yet.
00:21:29What are we here for?
00:21:31Listen, 90% of the job is this, okay?
00:21:34You're sitting around, staking shit out, trying to put the pieces together.
00:21:38Or you're just doing paperwork.
00:21:41That sounds cock boring.
00:21:42Yeah, and that's how we like it, because boring equals safe.
00:21:46I hate to break it to you, but being a cop isn't like in the movies.
00:21:49There are no crazy gunfights, or fistfights, or explosions.
00:21:53You're not chasing after people in the street like an action hero.
00:21:59Okay, that's who we're here for.
00:22:03How do you know?
00:22:05She's dressed like shit, so she's not a stripper.
00:22:08And she's carrying a briefcase, but she's not a suit.
00:22:11The whole vibe doesn't add up.
00:22:17Some guy was murdered late last night in Rosettenville.
00:22:19And they left this address written in blood on his chest.
00:22:24Written on his chest?
00:22:26We're looking for Edward Scissorhands.
00:22:29Who's played by Johnny Depp?
00:22:30And Johnny Depp's wife, she's in the bed.
00:22:33He said make your bed and lie in it.
00:22:36So...
00:22:36Hand on the lips.
00:22:37I'm good.
00:22:38I'm fine.
00:22:39Married.
00:22:51Well, well, well.
00:22:53You look like you could use a drink.
00:22:55I've taken.
00:22:57Oh, that's a tequila lady.
00:22:59It's in tequila's place.
00:23:00I'm sorry stripper, so I don't expect anything.
00:23:02Oh, don't worry.
00:23:03I'm not gonna judge you on that.
00:23:05Oh, no.
00:23:06Relax.
00:23:06Just have a shot.
00:23:08Good day.
00:23:09I don't know.
00:23:14Did it work?
00:23:18There you go.
00:23:21There you go.
00:23:25You don't want to be here in the next two minutes.
00:23:28What's happening in two minutes?
00:23:29You're meeting someone?
00:23:31Or your boyfriend?
00:23:33A married man?
00:23:35I'm sorry.
00:23:36I'm sorry.
00:23:37I'm sorry.
00:23:38I'm sorry.
00:23:38I'm sorry.
00:23:39I'm sorry.
00:23:40I'm sorry.
00:23:40I'm sorry.
00:23:42I'm sorry.
00:23:43Well.
00:23:44Why?
00:23:45He horseman is so close.
00:23:49It is such a small home.
00:23:50Boo-oh, boo-oh, boo-oh.
00:23:52Nay manager, I know.
00:23:56Well, if you really know, boo-oh, you would know that Boo-oh would want you to give me the
00:24:02password
00:24:02before I ask you what the password is.
00:24:05That's boo-oh, precisi.
00:24:06To a tee.
00:24:08Nightingale.
00:24:09Bing, bing, bing, bing.
00:24:10We have a winner.
00:24:12Winner, winner, great brokers.
00:24:20I'm sorry. My friend's a little drunk and he's off his meds. What are you doing?
00:24:24I'm working her.
00:24:25Well, you have to tell her to find your girlfriend.
00:24:27Can you just calm down?
00:24:28The lady and I will do...
00:24:35Oh, what the fuck, man?
00:24:37Throw that shit back.
00:24:38Oh, come on.
00:24:39Oh, fuck.
00:24:40Oh, I didn't know.
00:24:42What did you eat?
00:24:42I want a gun.
00:24:45I want a gun.
00:24:46I want a gun.
00:24:48Oh, what?
00:24:51Give me a gun.
00:24:52Give me a gun.
00:24:53Oh, my God.
00:24:55Jesus.
00:24:56Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
00:24:57This is not what I prayed for when I said I want to hit this morning.
00:25:07What the fuck is that?
00:25:10Is that ginger ale?
00:25:13Oh, I've never hit a lady before, but I'm about to make an...
00:25:16Oh, what the fuck?
00:25:20Oh, shit.
00:25:21Oh, shit.
00:25:22Sorry.
00:25:23Sorry.
00:25:25Sorry, baby black Jesus.
00:25:27Please be with me with this crazy white bag.
00:25:31Come on, big boy.
00:25:33Let's fight.
00:25:34Okay.
00:25:34That's it.
00:25:34I'm going to...
00:25:56Thanks for the help.
00:25:58Just get back there.
00:25:59You're getting your ass handed to you by a white girl.
00:26:01You drink the white girl.
00:26:02Doesn't look...
00:26:03Go!
00:26:04Just go!
00:26:05Go!
00:26:06Go!
00:26:06Oh, man.
00:26:08Oh, man.
00:26:13Just act me.
00:26:15What I said, Chris.
00:26:31Put my legs on fire.
00:26:32Come on! Get out of here!
00:26:39The popular strip club burnt down before firefighters could get there to save it.
00:26:43Looks like the club was lit last night, Dad.
00:26:46Hey! What is this? Get out of my way.
00:26:48Check this shit, Captain.
00:26:49And eyewitnesses on the scene report that a shootout took place before the fire started.
00:26:53This is an...
00:26:54Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:56Captain, that was all self-defense.
00:26:58You burnt down a strip club in self-defense.
00:27:00He burnt it down.
00:27:02You created a PR nightmare.
00:27:04None of this would have happened if I had a gun.
00:27:06No!
00:27:07Okay, look. Everyone's stressed. Let's circle back to this whole gun thing later.
00:27:12Where, Ma? Where, Ma?
00:27:13Who else got in your hands?
00:27:14He's got in your hands. He's got in your hands.
00:27:16Yeah, he's his fourth one now, eh, John?
00:27:19You should call him foursome.
00:27:20John, follow these two yahoos. And why are they in disguise? It's not Halloween.
00:27:24Why don't you put some of your hair on his head and give him a hand?
00:27:27Here.
00:27:28It's not even funny.
00:27:28Oh, I've got it, John.
00:27:30With his straight mustache and his peppercorn beard, they look like a Valkyra wallet.
00:27:34Captain, permission to shoot John's new boyfriend in the face, please?
00:27:37I assume belief.
00:27:38How long did it take you two idiots to find evidence literally written on a body?
00:27:42They obviously can't read these guys.
00:27:44They've got literally on their foreheads written dumbass.
00:27:47What?
00:27:49What?
00:27:53Cut that shit out!
00:27:55The two of you, go and clean up that mess.
00:27:57No need.
00:27:59No need.
00:27:59How should I join the captain?
00:28:01Tag and bag whatever you can.
00:28:06So what now, Detective Big Shot?
00:28:08Well, we've got the briefcase.
00:28:09Ah, and we've still got Boosie.
00:28:11Who?
00:28:12That's the name that the writer gave me just before her head broke.
00:28:16Exploding on it.
00:28:19Exploding on it.
00:28:19Exploding on it.
00:28:20Exploding on it.
00:28:21She was going to give me another name, but then he interrupted us.
00:28:24So there's that.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:25Alright.
00:28:26Follow the lead.
00:28:26And no more dead bodies and burning shit.
00:28:28This isn't a war zone.
00:28:32Is that my mug?
00:28:37Remind me never to drink from that again.
00:28:46Unbelievable.
00:28:47Ah, look, I found him!
00:28:48What the fuck?
00:28:50Don't touch anything.
00:28:59You know, we need a car with bigger boot space, man.
00:29:03Yeah, yeah, man.
00:29:05You know, you never know how difficult it is to get blood off your face.
00:29:09No, man.
00:29:10By the way, I just want to say I'm sorry for, like, just fainting.
00:29:13It's just that, yeah, the blood.
00:29:15I feel like I still have blood on me.
00:29:17Do I still have blood?
00:29:18You got a...
00:29:19Did you even wash your face?
00:29:21Yeah, I did.
00:29:22It's pouring out your ears, man.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:23It's coming out your ears.
00:29:24Look!
00:29:25It's coming out your ears.
00:29:26Yeah, you see that?
00:29:27I mean, look at that.
00:29:28Look at that!
00:29:29Look at that!
00:29:33Oh, shit.
00:29:34Oh, shit!
00:29:35Oh, shit!
00:29:36Ah!
00:29:42Again?
00:29:43Hey!
00:29:45Fuck!
00:29:46Fuck!
00:29:47Fuck!
00:29:47Ah!
00:29:52This is my brain.
00:29:55Oh!
00:29:56Oh!
00:29:58Oh!
00:29:59Ah!
00:30:00Oh!
00:30:01Oh!
00:30:07Oh!
00:30:14So much for babysitting a CI.
00:30:16Things got out of hand, baby.
00:30:17No shit!
00:30:18I mean, who did this to you?
00:30:22John!
00:30:23A bunch of gangbangers.
00:30:25There were like 10 of them.
00:30:26Huge guys.
00:30:35Oh, don't worry about it.
00:30:36It's not as bad as luck.
00:30:42Actually, just think about it.
00:30:43It's delicious.
00:30:44Look.
00:30:47Do it back, because if you do it, I won't do anything.
00:30:51So what now?
00:30:53I'm just going to follow her lead and report back.
00:30:55Nothing hectic.
00:30:56Nothing hectic.
00:30:58It's nothing hectic.
00:31:01Now I'm really worried.
00:31:03I'll be fine, I promise.
00:31:16I'll be fine.
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:19No.
00:31:27My went higher than yours anyways, let's get the call
00:31:35Some gangster shit
00:31:36Let me demonstrate
00:31:40Come stand over here
00:31:42Okay
00:31:44Cam, now walk at me
00:31:46Okay
00:31:47Oh, excuse me, ma'am
00:31:49He didn't do anything
00:31:50Mm-hmm, you think so, really?
00:31:53No ways, no, I did not feel that
00:31:55Right, you're right
00:31:56That's super cool
00:31:57I know, right?
00:31:58It's because the distraction is the bump
00:32:01And then the magic is in the timing
00:32:03And the...
00:32:04What the hell are you doing?
00:32:06Nothing
00:32:06I told you she can't see you like that
00:32:08Chill, dad, it's just tomato sauce
00:32:10Yeah
00:32:11High five, high five
00:32:13It's for old people
00:32:14Oh
00:32:15So what you do, right, is you take your first bump, right?
00:32:18And then you go, whoo, and then another first bump
00:32:21Oh, that is so cool
00:32:22It's alright, it's alright
00:32:23Right, try it
00:32:24What is happening?
00:32:26Um, the shower's upstairs and please burn those clothes afterwards
00:32:31Huh?
00:32:32Who's this?
00:32:32My wife
00:32:33I call bullshit, no way that's your wife
00:32:35That's a cover
00:32:36For 15 years
00:32:38No way, you're playing the long game here
00:32:40No way, this is your wife
00:32:42Oh, what's happening?
00:32:45Oh, what's happening?
00:32:46I'm not going to be a good one
00:32:47Oh, I'm not going to be a good one
00:32:47No, I'm not going to be a good one
00:32:50I'm not going to be a good one
00:32:51I'm not going to be a good one
00:32:51Oh, the servants are like
00:32:52Thick!
00:32:53I'm a burgher
00:32:55Hey, you're not going to be a good one
00:32:57This is all sexually transmitted like I
00:32:59Hey, I can't believe you
00:33:01It never stops
00:33:02You see what I'm dealing with?
00:33:04Well, this better be over soon
00:33:06Oh, what happened to making friends?
00:33:09Go to a bar, like a normal person
00:33:27You are drawing too much attention
00:33:29You lost the money
00:33:30I land in a few days
00:33:32And you don't want to see Mummy unhappy, do you?
00:33:35I've got some big news
00:33:37And I need to know that you too
00:33:38Can't handle business without me
00:33:47Don't ever ignore one's privilege
00:33:49Your dad dies and leaves you a trust fund
00:33:51My dad died and all he left me
00:33:53Were a shitload of half-brothers and diabetes
00:33:57Why is the third hand on the clock called the second hand?
00:34:00Our leaves caught leaves because they leave the tree
00:34:02My morning pools take a lot out of me
00:34:05Diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in your genes
00:34:08I have a serious question for you
00:34:10Yeah, what?
00:34:11Did you start talking the moment you popped out of your mother's vagina?
00:34:14You keep my mother's vagina out of your mouth
00:34:16Gladly
00:34:16Wait, what?
00:34:17Look, alright, anyway
00:34:18What's the plan?
00:34:19We try to find Boosie
00:34:20Yeah?
00:34:21If it's the crazy chick from last night
00:34:22We take her down
00:34:23No way, dude
00:34:24That chick is like a ninja
00:34:26Like literally
00:34:26She's probably got those smoke bombs
00:34:28And poof
00:34:28She's gone
00:34:29Kinda like taking a shit on the plane
00:34:31If you flushed and then go
00:34:32Your shit just goes away
00:34:33I've got separation anxiety
00:34:34Maybe you can talk her to death
00:34:36And I'll do all the work again
00:34:37Oh, okay
00:34:38What if it's not the Boosie chick from the club?
00:34:41We wing it
00:34:41Dude, that's your plan
00:34:43Wing it
00:34:44Just wing it
00:34:46Stupid
00:34:47And we can't go in there as cops
00:34:48Well, you're not a cop
00:34:49So, sorted
00:34:50Oh, nice
00:34:51That's where your spirit is today
00:34:52Okay, fine
00:34:54You know what?
00:34:55That badge
00:34:55That's a red flag
00:34:59Fuck
00:35:01And the gun?
00:35:03Seriously?
00:35:04You wanna go in there
00:35:05Unarmed?
00:35:07Yeah, well
00:35:07I just wanna go in there
00:35:08Without risking my life
00:35:09Again
00:35:19Probably need some sunscreen around here
00:35:33It's a bad time to mention them
00:35:34We've tried to miss you like us before
00:35:35Yeah
00:35:38I'm hoping this badge catches the right people's attention
00:35:41Yeah
00:35:54It's gonna be harder than we thought, man
00:36:17Let's go.
00:36:31You see that kid back there?
00:36:34He's been following us since we got you.
00:36:36You're sticking out like a sore thumb.
00:36:39The kid's probably thinking, what's that white monkey doing in the location?
00:36:42He knows something, I'm telling you.
00:36:43He knows nothing about a ninja woman you think the kid knows?
00:36:47How are you a detective even? How do you still have your own...
00:36:50He's coming over right now.
00:36:51How do you even still have a job?
00:36:53He's coming over right now.
00:36:55He's coming over right now.
00:36:57He's coming over right now.
00:37:00He's coming over right now.
00:37:01It's not a kid, it's a midget.
00:37:03You can't say midget, it's not politically correct.
00:37:05It's mongoloid.
00:37:06Definitely not mongoloid.
00:37:07Mongoloid means return.
00:37:09Hey!
00:37:09Oh shit!
00:37:12Run!
00:37:14Run!
00:37:15Run!
00:37:23Run!
00:37:24Run!
00:37:25Run!
00:37:33Run!
00:37:34Tripod!
00:37:34Come out!
00:37:37Isn't his dick dragging in the sand?
00:37:39Where'd he go?
00:37:42He's so fast.
00:37:43He's like a little baby cheetah.
00:37:44Where are we?
00:37:46Hey Mo!
00:37:46Move!
00:37:47Fuck!
00:37:48Second one!
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:50Second one!
00:37:51Of course.
00:37:53Move!
00:37:54Yeah.
00:38:00Well, well, well, well, well.
00:38:04I see money.
00:38:05You see money?
00:38:06I see it.
00:38:07You see money?
00:38:08I see the man.
00:38:10It's only the money that we want.
00:38:13I hear you are looking for boozy.
00:38:15This kid knew something.
00:38:17Hey!
00:38:17I'm not a kid.
00:38:18Eat more pussy than you.
00:38:20He's right though.
00:38:21It's unnecessary.
00:38:22We need to give that briefcase to boozy.
00:38:27Money, money, money, money.
00:38:30Money!
00:38:31Money!
00:38:34Money, money, money!
00:38:45I'm getting money when I go, I just don't.
00:38:49Everybody playin' by the damn book
00:38:52My dogs ain't right, visit Kripi at us
00:39:10General!
00:39:11That's what we're going to do, let's go!
00:39:21What the fuck? Seriously?
00:39:25Come on!
00:39:28You didn't even search me, I kind of feel shortchanged
00:39:31You almost grabbed me by the short and curlies
00:39:34Fucking, get back into it
00:39:36Yeah, yeah, fucking, I don't know what's in there, so you carry it
00:39:38You better hurry up or we're going to come short
00:39:41It's great when you're not as short an input as it
00:39:44It's over, it's over, work mate
00:39:46There is a place where few people go
00:39:51There is a woman, she dresses in bright
00:39:57And if you're not careful, she might take your life
00:40:03The writer sent us
00:40:06What's the password?
00:40:08Nightingale, nightingale
00:40:11Okay
00:40:13Just give me a moment, I need to sort something out
00:40:17How the fuck did you know that?
00:40:21All right
00:40:22All right
00:40:23Now
00:40:25I don't know if you're going to survive this
00:40:29But
00:40:30Now we know for sure that
00:40:32You
00:40:33Will never rape again
00:40:35Huh?
00:40:36You need to go blow yourself
00:40:38Wait, what is that?
00:40:40Just think
00:40:40What the fuck again?
00:40:42Don't you fucking do it
00:40:42Not again
00:40:44Don't you fucking do it
00:40:46Swallow it
00:40:46Swallow it
00:40:47Swallow it
00:40:48Oh
00:40:49Come on now
00:40:50Don't you know it's rude to make a noise as a guest?
00:40:56Stop
00:40:57Get your shit together
00:41:01Where is Lerato anyway?
00:41:03She bailed
00:41:04She was too scared to come this far
00:41:06She lost her head
00:41:07Mine
00:41:10Honestly
00:41:12Lerato?
00:41:13Always me shouldn't have the balls to the game
00:41:15Oh
00:41:15Neither does he
00:41:17Good one
00:41:18We are new contacts
00:41:20Well
00:41:21Then we should get going
00:41:24Headache's waiting for us and we're late
00:41:25Hmm?
00:41:26What about him?
00:41:27Well you know what they say?
00:41:29Survival of the fittest
00:41:30If he makes it to the hospital he lives if he doesn't
00:41:35All right, let's get going
00:41:38Thank you
00:41:41Headaches
00:41:42I'm so happy
00:41:44Does he still have a semi
00:41:46What the fuck?
00:41:49Don't put your thumb in me
00:41:52Oh fuck it
00:42:10I'm so happy
00:42:10I'm so happy
00:42:11I'm so happy
00:42:12I'm so happy
00:42:12I'm so happy
00:42:12I'm so happy
00:42:12I'm so happy
00:42:26You here to see the big guy?
00:42:32Puss, they're here.
00:42:34Who's they?
00:42:35Pussie and the guys.
00:42:41Now make sure you pack this thing nicely.
00:42:43Last time you all spilt, my niece thought it was sherbet.
00:42:47She ran around like a mad thing for five hours.
00:42:57I see Gladys Knight brought her pips.
00:43:02The Rato backed out.
00:43:04These are our new plugs.
00:43:07And the rest of these?
00:43:08Ah.
00:43:09That's it.
00:43:10You thought that when you came here, something bad was gonna happen to you.
00:43:16Maybe.
00:43:17To never be too careful.
00:43:19True.
00:43:22Three mil.
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:26That's gonna be a problem.
00:43:27Price just went back.
00:43:31It's Lady Tino.
00:43:32I'm telling you.
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:34That's not how it works.
00:43:39You don't tell me how things work.
00:43:42I tell you.
00:43:44We're the ones who took the risk here.
00:43:47So I'll take any cream off the top I want.
00:43:51And it...
00:43:52I can't do that.
00:43:54See?
00:43:55Oh, you can't.
00:44:07Look at this guy.
00:44:09Look at this guy.
00:44:10Look at this guy.
00:44:23Why the fuck did you do that?
00:44:24Yes, we've got the money and the drugs.
00:44:27The principal.
00:44:29You killed all these men because they bruised your ego.
00:44:33I was sending a message.
00:44:36How do you have a problem with the way I handle my business?
00:44:40All right.
00:44:41Please do continue with the torture and the murder.
00:44:45You'll be a good girl.
00:44:46And load up.
00:44:48Uh-huh.
00:44:49Because we've got places to be...
00:44:54Headache.
00:44:55Headache.
00:44:56Thank you, God.
00:44:57I really got with this guy.
00:44:59Oh, my God.
00:45:01Headache.
00:45:02Headache.
00:45:02Come on.
00:45:03Let's go, man.
00:45:03We've got to go.
00:45:04Let's go.
00:45:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:15We'll fucking go, man.
00:45:16Let's go.
00:45:17I'll be there now.
00:45:27All right.
00:45:30How do your noses?
00:45:32Just your wigs?
00:45:34A little shorter.
00:45:36Gee, my girl.
00:45:41What's that?
00:45:43And then?
00:45:44What happened?
00:45:45Where the fuck have you been?
00:45:47Okay.
00:45:47I've been trying to get hold of you all of last night.
00:45:49I told you I had business to take care of.
00:45:51All right?
00:45:53Yeah, I didn't let my phone cause any distractions.
00:45:55Yo.
00:45:55What is all this now?
00:45:57You know, I've seen more fucked up shit since I met you than I've seen in my entire cop career.
00:46:01You should be sitting ducks out here, man.
00:46:04Just stay cool.
00:46:08Gabri's on the way.
00:46:11Yeah, well, Loretta really fucked up.
00:46:14You know, I always knew that bitch didn't have it in her.
00:46:19But?
00:46:19I did meet you guys and we took care of headache.
00:46:23My guys?
00:46:24Yeah, the tall white guy.
00:46:31Tell them I want to say hi.
00:46:36Hey, bitches!
00:46:37We don't have all night men.
00:46:39Let's go.
00:46:40No.
00:46:41Trevor.
00:46:41Just wait for the cow for now.
00:46:42I'm gonna shoot you myself.
00:46:44Fuck.
00:46:59Let's getcha.
00:47:01Ketchup.
00:47:06Oh, not this bitch again.
00:47:09Yes.
00:47:10This bitch again.
00:47:11Stop the bitch, Rock.
00:47:12Okay.
00:47:13What the fuck's going on here?
00:47:14They're cops.
00:47:15But you'd know that if you bother answering my calls.
00:47:18Excuse me?
00:47:19I'm not a cop.
00:47:20Oh, now you're not a cop.
00:47:21Well, if you want to shoot cops only, I don't want to die for them.
00:47:25I'm not a cop.
00:47:25You don't have to explain it to us.
00:47:26Shut up!
00:47:29I had a run-in with them last night.
00:47:31You want to go another round?
00:47:32Do you?
00:47:33What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:34Everybody saw what happened last time.
00:47:36She handed me your ass.
00:47:37You were hiding behind the bar, drinking and making cocktails to blow the whole fucking place up.
00:47:41I'm bored.
00:47:43Tie them up.
00:47:44Put them in the car.
00:47:46Why?
00:47:46Why?
00:47:47Why'd we just kill them and get it over with?
00:47:50Yeah.
00:47:51I have every guy with a badge on my ass.
00:47:54No.
00:47:54This is our time to show to moms whether we can run our own shit and do this on our
00:47:58own.
00:48:00I fucking tie them up.
00:48:01I'm not scared.
00:48:06Stop!
00:48:07Stop!
00:48:08Stop!
00:48:09Stop!
00:48:09Stop!
00:48:09Stop!
00:48:10Stop!
00:48:12Stop!
00:48:22Stop!
00:48:23Stop!
00:48:24Stop!
00:48:25Stop!
00:48:25Stop!
00:48:25Don't eat it!
00:48:26What is it?
00:48:27It's cocaine!
00:48:28Oh no!
00:48:29It smells great!
00:48:31Let's go Kinkum!
00:48:33I'll draw a fire.
00:48:35You go after the ninja.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Me?
00:48:36Yes!
00:48:37No!
00:48:37I need a gun!
00:48:38You really want to get into the fight now.
00:48:40Yeah!
00:48:40Just go after her.
00:48:41Keep eyes on her so she doesn't get away and I'll do the rest.
00:48:44On one!
00:48:45Oh Jesus!
00:48:46Just go!
00:48:54Come, come, come, go, go!
00:48:55She's in the corner!
00:48:57Busy!
00:48:58Where's Busy?
00:48:59Have you seen Busy?
00:48:59No!
00:49:00You too!
00:49:00You too on me!
00:49:08Okay, I could no more do that.
00:49:10I will die!
00:49:11Me too!
00:49:14Then why didn't you say something?
00:49:16Because you're always so tough my boy, alright?
00:49:18I don't want to come across as a pussy.
00:49:20Fuck!
00:49:21Fuck!
00:49:22Fuck!
00:49:22Fuck!
00:49:22Fuck!
00:49:22I am a pussy!
00:49:23I get constant anxiety!
00:49:25You do!
00:49:26Yes!
00:49:26You really do!
00:49:27Let's just sit this one out!
00:49:29Fuck yeah!
00:49:29Yeah!
00:49:34Got you, bitch!
00:49:35I usually don't hit women, but no!
00:49:38I'll make a fucking deception for you, bitch!
00:49:41Okay, fuck boy, it's your turn then!
00:49:42Fuck boy, really?
00:49:43In the midst of everything that's going on, you're going to call me a fuck boy.
00:49:47I'm a loving person!
00:49:48I'm a lover, not a fighter!
00:49:50Okay?
00:49:53Hey!
00:49:54Pause it, boy!
00:49:56Come on, Goloid's got a fucking grenade!
00:50:04Hey!
00:50:05Stop!
00:50:09Shit!
00:50:10Drev!
00:50:11Drev!
00:50:11John!
00:50:13Did I get her?
00:50:14No!
00:50:14I'm so cold, Jack!
00:50:19No!
00:50:41I'm so cold, Jack!
00:50:43Yeah! You guys, you missed it! Missed everything!
00:50:47They're all trev, they needed their beauty sleep.
00:50:48Yeah, they need more beauty sleep!
00:50:50Hey, hey, it's a celebration!
00:51:00Alright everyone, get back to work!
00:51:02This is a police station, not Joburg bloody theatre.
00:51:05You two. My office.
00:51:08The office? Yep! We're going into the office!
00:51:11You guys! You guys stay outside!
00:51:13You losers!
00:51:15Captain, you want to see us as well?
00:51:18Yeah, three T's please, make mine robots.
00:51:20Okay.
00:51:22The money and the drugs were seized.
00:51:25Well done.
00:51:27For what?
00:51:28She got away.
00:51:30They both did.
00:51:31Can't you just be happy for once?
00:51:33We still have no idea how this thing goes.
00:51:36Who's this Domanzo character?
00:51:38None of my concern. I'm closing the case.
00:51:40With Lady T in the wind!
00:51:41And Bussi. Don't forget about Bussi.
00:51:43I'll circulate a description for both of them.
00:51:46Also for this Domanzo.
00:51:47Look, we got everything we needed for now.
00:51:50Lady T's got no more plays.
00:51:52Fucking A!
00:51:54Jono, let's go take a shower man.
00:51:55I've been up all night.
00:51:59No! No! Not like that!
00:52:01You guys, I meant you shower, then I shower.
00:52:06No soap on the rope.
00:52:07And then you know, we can just chill.
00:52:09Not a fucking chance.
00:52:10I'm going back to Louise and Tessa.
00:52:12After all that we've been through.
00:52:13All of what Trevor?
00:52:16I had your back, you had my back.
00:52:17I thought it meant something.
00:52:19It meant I was assigned to a fuck up of a CI.
00:52:22I've been beat up, shot at, burnt.
00:52:26Seen some guy eat his own dick.
00:52:28Okay, what?
00:52:29Oh yeah, you're going to have to look into that.
00:52:32I just want to get back to my life.
00:52:35Without you.
00:52:38Cap.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:42Just for the record, I could have done this without you.
00:52:48What now?
00:52:51Well, your record's clear, so you can go back to doing whatever it is you do.
00:52:56What I'd do is it's going to land me up in jail again.
00:52:59Well, I suggest you don't do that then.
00:53:15You can walk in there.
00:53:30Dad, seriously.
00:53:31Please cover your scars.
00:53:33Pass this on to sissies.
00:53:35It's like a mom.
00:53:36Is he embarrassing you?
00:53:37Yes he does, mom he is.
00:53:39They need oxygen to heal.
00:53:40This is what healing wounds look like.
00:53:42They look nasty.
00:53:43Is it supposed to look so pussy?
00:53:57yes
00:53:58hi mama hello my girl i'm hearing concerning news just some minor setbacks
00:54:07you know how mommy feels about setbacks don't you yeah yeah i know i'm on it
00:54:13if you were on it i wouldn't be calling you would i we're going to do things my way
00:54:27so where is he now no idea why didn't he come over he's a criminal louise i can't have him
00:54:34around
00:54:34you and tessa he was a criminal and tessa really liked him yeah red flag
00:54:43feng you spend more time with him than any other man you don't think it's worth giving it a chance
00:54:50you said i should go to a bar and make friends like normal people
00:54:54well he's grown on me and i really think he's grown on you too
00:55:01yeah well it's too late now what did you do to him i didn't do anything oh you must have
00:55:06said something
00:55:08i mean i might have said a few things
00:55:11help
00:55:14shh get out of the bed
00:55:21where's tessa
00:55:27it's okay baby just do what they say okay
00:55:29shano drop it set the fuck down
00:55:35menace we're guests here don't be rude please excuse us for barging in here unannounced
00:55:42and do pardon my daughter's foul mouth please it's okay baby
00:56:01we've never met
00:56:05they call me
00:56:07you must be john you johnny boy have been giving me and my children quite the headache
00:56:15they're not children they're animals
00:56:21maybe once when they were on the streets alone scared hungry but i took them in i made them strong
00:56:31i made
00:56:31them fearless
00:56:35you're the kingpin
00:56:38did you hear about girls what do they call me on the street again
00:56:43scora mm-hmm top dog big cheese fat cat but i personally prefer being called
00:56:52queen pin for obvious reasons
00:56:57may i
00:57:05do you enjoy playing hide and seek john amazing how much joy can be found in the art of hiding
00:57:13from
00:57:13another person but what i never understood girls is why you always hid in the same obvious place
00:57:21perhaps
00:57:23it is a delight of knowing that they'll be found that's the thrill of the game the anticipation
00:57:31of footsteps slowly approaching knowing the inevitable is near
00:57:41come out from wherever you are
00:57:44and the little hearts racing faster and faster
00:57:48but
00:57:49they never hid in the closet behind the curtain or in the laundry bin
00:57:58where do you think they hid johnny boy
00:58:05ready or not here i come
00:58:25will be in touch johnny boy
00:58:50we have to put it in an induced coma it will help you recover
00:58:54how long
00:58:55well for now i can't say
00:58:57we'll just have to check how she responds to treatment
00:59:01but we'll just keep monitoring her
00:59:18i'll get old baby becca
00:59:19sway
00:59:26all right charlie three come in
00:59:28yes colored female 12 years old this is a minor
00:59:31yeah minor she's still in sleep way
00:59:36i told you we needed to get them
00:59:38i'm sorry john
00:59:39sorry he's not going to bring my daughter back
00:59:41look we're doing everything we can
00:59:43how's louise
00:59:44how the fuck do you think she's doing
00:59:48calling in my contacts
00:59:49you don't have any contact
00:59:51i'll go door to door
00:59:51john you are too close to this you need to let us do this without you
00:59:54how do i do it
01:00:00john you know the protocol
01:00:02look around everybody but the guy down in evidence is up here
01:00:08just take a breath
01:00:13i need a moment
01:00:15my office
01:00:22johnny boy
01:00:23i thought you were dead
01:00:24you really want to threaten me here
01:00:27let's just take a step back shall we
01:00:29what do you want
01:00:30that sounds better
01:00:31you know exactly what i want
01:00:33it's all locked away in evidence
01:00:34of course that's the fun part
01:00:37you're going to get it back for me
01:00:38how the fuck do you expect me to do that
01:00:41somehow i think you're going to make a plan
01:00:45i'll call you with the location within an hour
01:00:50i think you know what will happen if you don't pull this off
01:00:53any sign of the police she does
01:00:55i can't do this alone
01:00:58okay then bring a plus one
01:01:04let's see how much daddy loves you huh
01:01:10what's the play here
01:01:11aren't you too tired of being ice boys
01:01:14wouldn't you rather be the moreki
01:01:17headaches and all these men think they own the trade in this country
01:01:21but they didn't see us ladies coming did they
01:01:24and where are we going
01:01:25well it was supposed to be a surprise
01:01:27but the two of you fucked it up royally
01:01:30we now own a share in the most luxurious train in the world
01:01:34access to 30 000 kilometers of the most advanced railway system on the continent
01:01:41mostly unmonitored run by men who wouldn't think twice of turning the other way for a cold drink
01:01:47our product can run free what if they hit our stuff that's where the two of you come in my
01:01:52darling
01:01:53those men are on my payroll it's your job to manage that side of the business keep them in check
01:02:00it's your job to manage that side of the business
01:02:03come on
01:02:10nope hi you've reached trevor please leave a message
01:02:13unless he's a white gorilla then fuck you john
01:02:16come on
01:02:26what you better be calling to apologize
01:02:30something's happened
01:02:33i think you've mispronounced i'm sorry trevor how can i make it up to you i really need your help
01:02:39what happened to him i could have done it all without you put louise in hospital and they've taken tessa
01:02:47yeah but i'm just a fuck up of a cr you've got a whole building full of cuffs to help
01:02:51you
01:02:51what we need to do isn't exactly legal
01:02:56so you're in only for louise and tessa i don't give a fuck about you you can go fuck yourself
01:03:02john
01:03:03that's good enough for me okay so what's the plan
01:03:10what the fuck are you doing down here pretty boy who are you i'm the guy the captain sent to
01:03:15come
01:03:15ask you who the fuck you think you are what the detective thought is missing and you're sitting
01:03:21down there twiddling your fucking thumbs no no no i just it's hand on deck not hands on dick
01:03:28hey are you on porno are you surfing the internet on the station's wi-fi i wouldn't honestly the girl's
01:03:35gonna die hurry it's a golden one it's all wait wait that was too much i'm sorry bring it in
01:03:42bring it in sorry about that so sorry you'll be okay just go check on the detective's daughter
01:03:49hurry it's a golden one she's gonna die
01:04:04i can't believe that actually worked quick grab the duffel bags i'll grab the rest of the
01:04:11let's go isn't there something you want to say to me first seriously now yes now i'm sorry
01:04:20and i can't do this without you and and we can shower and chill when we're done come on okay
01:04:26i'm not really into dudes but it'll do for fuck's sake does that look like a duffel bag
01:04:40i got the drugs
01:04:44i gave you the light bags
01:04:5920 minutes time we're going to start the search central moving out in four different sections
01:05:03we're going to start with public transport make sure you're working with the guys in the taxi unit
01:05:07we'll also be going to be yeah derelict buildings i'm here sir what he said all hands on deck i'm
01:05:12here sir i didn't mean you shelters check out the shelters the buildings were who what you know
01:05:20loud chatty big eyes scar on the nose
01:05:26you guys come with me evidence room now evidence room that's it let's go come on
01:05:40john will you stop fucking around what car is this this is our car this is a piece of
01:05:44shit we needed to get something on traceable if we get followed they'll kill tessa oh man so we
01:05:49really are now on them this way yup okay now i'm not going to ride in this thing man it's
01:05:54a bit
01:05:56and just say where good boy pretoria north the big railway station
01:06:05they're going to be okay bro i promise thanks
01:06:19come on come on you had one job
01:06:40a surprise for you yeah check it out all right that's yours okay this is how you use it
01:06:49pocket aim point at the bad guys and shoot finger off the trigger until you're absolutely ready that
01:06:55you got a shot all right got it no just take the wheel that's illegal everything we're doing right
01:07:03now is illegal okay cock it point to the bad guys and shoot it's not rocket science huh okay wait
01:07:15wait
01:07:15wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait is that a dating app captain yeah what just
01:07:25asking
01:07:27shit
01:07:34fuck fuck what's wrong john and his buddy are about to get themselves killed yes
01:07:45can we take that parking sport captain
01:07:50oh lord god i pray to you through the sweet innocent eyes of the black baby jesus
01:07:59hanging on my grandmother's wall i pray that you are with me through this battle which is about
01:08:06to ensure it is a very very very dangerous one and i would like to go out to the clean
01:08:13slate
01:08:14i pray that god you fill me with your holy spirit or any other liquid that you'd like to fill
01:08:22me in
01:08:23with no not not in a sexual way i've already been filled in in prison that was not nice amen
01:08:32amen
01:08:48you know i actually wanted to tell you the writer is actually not such a bad person she would have
01:08:51actually been so good for this yeah yeah yeah we go
01:09:08your boys are here hey you don't say that you don't call us boys we're fully grown men
01:09:13no hello hello is that your plus one john this is my partner
01:09:27who's that lady she's running the show so do you really mean that i'm your partner where is the stuff
01:09:33where's tessa
01:09:41dad dad it's okay baby dad it's okay it's okay baby just stay calm it's okay
01:09:56you know all this drama could have been prevented if only you just left us alone john
01:10:14you got this buddy
01:10:30you got this buddy
01:10:52did you really think it was going to be that simple
01:11:05what are you doing the safety's on you didn't say nothing about his safety
01:11:16just point and shoot
01:11:22no no no no no no get back out you're gonna get yourself killed what are you doing
01:11:38just aim at the bad guys you're gonna kill us hey listen i'm not dying like this
01:11:43i'm not dying like this
01:11:47get the money you get the money
01:11:49get the money
01:11:57jesus
01:11:59holy shit
01:12:00little black baby jesus must really love you
01:12:03okay i'm going after them watch tessa for me all right no no no dad
01:12:05it's okay baby listen listen to me listen to me it's gonna be okay i promise you i'll be back
01:12:10it'll be okay i'll love you i'll love you
01:12:24you're gonna be all right
01:12:47you're not
01:12:48but it is
01:12:52that's
01:12:53you're right
01:13:08you're
01:13:09you're not
01:13:18What the hell is that?
01:13:46What the hell is that?
01:13:51What the hell is that?
01:13:59What the hell is that?
01:14:01What the hell is that?
01:14:21What the hell is that?
01:14:33What the hell is that?
01:14:37What the hell is that?
01:14:48What the hell is that?
01:15:00What the hell is that?
01:15:21What a pity.
01:15:22Under normal circumstances, I'd have climbed that woman like a tree.
01:15:27Excuse me, what?
01:15:28What the hell is that?
01:15:36What the hell is that?
01:15:38What the hell is that?
01:16:04I'll just wave.
01:16:09It's empty.
01:16:12Does the hell...
01:16:20Oh
01:16:21Come on
01:16:45Seriously?
01:16:48Where's Tessa?
01:16:49Are you sure?
01:16:51Yeah, she's in the tree!
01:16:54What? Just listen
01:16:56You go that way, I'll go that way
01:16:58We take her together, okay?
01:16:59You got this buddy, come on
01:17:06No
01:17:08No
01:17:08No
01:17:08No
01:17:09No
01:17:12No
01:17:13No
01:17:14It's not much better than your mother
01:17:17No!
01:17:21No!
01:17:25No!
01:17:25No
01:17:31It's happening backwards
01:17:32Are you hard?
01:17:34A little bit
01:17:36Oh
01:17:39Grab the pig
01:17:40Grab the pig
01:17:42What the fuck
01:17:45Come on, come on
01:18:01Please
01:18:01Please
01:18:01Please
01:18:02Please
01:18:03How long was that grenade in your pants?
01:18:05Just long enough to wipe the cop cheese off
01:18:07Don't mind
01:18:08Good job
01:18:09Dad
01:18:09Yes sir
01:18:12Oh
01:18:13Fuck man, why is it always me with this shit?
01:18:15Let's pretend it's tomato sauce
01:18:18Oh
01:18:18That worked
01:18:19I didn't care
01:18:20Hold on
01:18:21You're finally becoming a man
01:18:27Hold on partner
01:18:29Couldn't have done this without you
01:18:30Boss
01:18:31Can't tell them what to do
01:18:33Boss
01:18:33Boss
01:18:34Boss
01:18:34Can't leave it then
01:18:36Can't leave it up then
01:18:37Boss
01:18:38Boss
01:18:39If I can make them change
01:18:41Boss
01:18:42Boss
01:18:43Always make foolishness
01:18:45Everything that goes up must come down
01:18:47We just wanna have fun and play around
01:18:49Never been afraid when things starts to go down
01:18:51That's the song that we sing and the vibe that we bring
01:18:53Now they know us in your cuss the whole town
01:18:55Yeah everything is all good but it's no problem
01:18:57When it's time to switch it up then we go find them
01:19:00That's the song that we bring
01:19:01No we wonder we win
01:19:02Look
01:19:03We work hard, play hard
01:19:05We always on our job
01:19:07Heard them say we can't change
01:19:09We always play games
01:19:13But we gon' call when the times get tough
01:19:16It's taking some time but the paperwork is done
01:19:18You guys in the clear
01:19:20Nice
01:19:22And?
01:19:23It's the academy for you in a couple of weeks
01:19:25You better get your arse in the gear
01:19:26You're gonna be a cop in the arse
01:19:27We always do it
01:19:29We always do it
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:19:31You can't be fucking silly as much
01:19:32Who else is gonna give this guy a job man
01:19:34He's wearing pyjamas
01:19:35Okay, singers of Old Town Road
01:19:37Laleh
01:19:38Your mother called
01:19:39She booked a full night of this
01:19:41Okay
01:19:41Just make sure you're on top Trevor
01:19:43Here she's a one-tonner
01:19:44Yeah
01:19:45You can always climb like a tree
01:19:47What?
01:19:48What?
01:19:49Um
01:19:49Nothing
01:19:51Nothing
01:19:51Ick snay on the tree snay
01:19:53Help your mom
01:19:54Help your mom
01:19:55It's your fault
01:19:56Private cookies
01:19:57Come on
01:19:59Private cookies
01:20:01Yeah, I'll put my meat in your mouth
01:20:04I'm gonna kill him
01:20:24Come on
01:20:25Come on
01:20:25Me and you
01:20:27Yes
01:20:27We don't want us to see
01:20:30It's your cover
01:20:31Just go.
01:20:35She wants to.
01:20:36Touch me.
01:20:38I won't.
01:20:38You want me clench.
01:20:40Hello.
01:20:42Hello.
01:20:45Hello.
01:20:46I won't let me let me let me let me let you go.
01:20:47And tell me what.
01:20:48I win, I won't let you go.
01:20:51Oh.
01:20:52I won't let you go.
01:20:53Oh.
01:20:54And 50-50.
01:20:55Remember?
01:20:56I won't let me let you go.
01:20:58Low power.
01:20:58I won't let you go.
01:20:59How did you go?
01:21:00Yes.
01:21:04Don't touch me, don't touch me
01:21:26Don't touch me
01:21:32Don't touch me
01:21:34Don't touch me
01:21:35Take on what they're gonna ask, night is shook
01:21:37I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:21:41Everybody playing by the damn book
01:21:43My dogs ain't right, bitch, it's a crook, yeah, yeah
01:21:47Take on what they're gonna ask
01:22:01I'm getting money when I go out there, just look
01:22:06Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:09My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:22:12Just be your power
01:22:23Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:25I'm getting money when I go out there, just look
01:22:29Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:32My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:22:34Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:49I'm getting money when I go out there, just look
01:22:54Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:57My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:23:00Just be your power
01:23:05Money
01:23:05I'm getting money when I go out there, just look
01:23:35I'm dead
01:23:36I'm dead
01:23:38I'm dead
01:23:53Amen.
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