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00:00:23Where did he go?
00:00:24Up or down, Frankie?
00:00:26Oh, you, you're out!
00:00:31What about the fire?
00:00:32I'll push you shut up to T.
00:00:40Tango 6, come in.
00:00:44David John, coming for Captain Dhoni.
00:00:47Going off the wing.
00:00:48Cover the exits. Negative, negative.
00:00:50Stand by for backup, over.
00:00:52No. By the time backup arrives,
00:00:54he'll be gone.
00:00:55Breach! Breach!
00:00:57Go, go!
00:00:58Go!
00:01:10Go!
00:01:12Go!
00:01:14Go!
00:01:15Go!
00:01:28Go!
00:01:30Go!
00:01:32Go!
00:01:35Go!
00:01:36Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:45Where the drugs, Wayne?
00:01:47I'm not gonna ask again.
00:01:48You okay, mafia?
00:01:49You should've gone down there.
00:01:52Hey!
00:01:53You should break.
00:01:54Don't you dare!
00:01:55Freeze!
00:01:56Please!
00:01:58Oh fuck!
00:02:12This entire operation, down the drain because of you.
00:02:18I was the one who got us the lead in the first place.
00:02:19Well now we got nothing.
00:02:24We knew they were working with someone higher up.
00:02:26So now what?
00:02:28The snitch and the distributor are both a bloody mess.
00:02:31We're digging their brains out of 10 kilos of coke.
00:02:34And we still have no idea who the bigger player is!
00:02:37The Swatchel-
00:02:38Shut it!
00:02:41I'll pick up the trail again Cap.
00:02:44No, you're off this.
00:02:46What?
00:02:46Excuse me?
00:02:48I'm sorry Cap, can we just-
00:02:50This entire thing is a stuff up because you can't play nicely with other kids.
00:02:54So what, now I'm suspended?
00:02:55No.
00:02:57Nope.
00:02:59Homicide in Rosettenville.
00:03:00Looks drug related.
00:03:04Come on Cap, this is low level shit.
00:03:06You're lucky I'm giving you that!
00:03:07Now get out!
00:03:17Hey.
00:03:20Get your shit together John.
00:03:24Yes sir.
00:03:31Trevor Comedie!
00:03:33She's 37 years old!
00:03:34Trevor Comedie!
00:03:34She's now in 17 years old!
00:03:38You've been out for years since then.
00:03:39You've bounced around from home to home.
00:03:41You've bounced around from home to home.
00:03:42She's wrong, why was she?
00:03:43And she's still losing it.
00:03:45Breaking and entering.
00:03:47Shoplifting.
00:03:48you thought that was like small fry hey so you had to upgrade yourself to
00:03:56possession of narcotics position with intention to sell burglary you know
00:04:09this squabble cycle collectively you're looking at about 11 years uh no no
00:04:14correction that's why i work with you guys wipe that shit clean
00:04:21as a quenzer galondra your cover's blown all i need from you is to make sure that pinda
00:04:28gives up the drugs and her contacts you've got the drugs in your head
00:04:42you said also you're the one that has caused this for me and whose fault is that a stupid rookie
00:04:48was supposed to arrest me alongside pindy so that might be true but you're burnt now
00:04:55spoiled goods can't choose you
00:04:58fuck that
00:05:02but
00:05:06and how do
00:05:08nope nope i would rather drink gwen de montaj's bathwater in actual fact i would rather go down
00:05:14on the taiwanese transvestite what am i gonna get meeting to ridge an axe wound i don't know
00:05:20the chances are better than me going to joeberg it's either you go to johannesburg or you start
00:05:27thinking of a number of ways in which you should not pick up the soap
00:05:36what times i fly
00:05:46bring me a marker here for the needle please yeah it looks like the antwoord shot a music video
00:05:52here yeah yeah it's chaos man
00:06:01oh look who's here hey hey hey hey
00:06:06kani kani kani like a spielman good one thank you we're gone
00:06:13why are you doing here because now where you can see which this is a homicide
00:06:18i know what's happening here he got kicked off the big job and now he needs to hang around here
00:06:22with
00:06:23the small shit that's what happens when you turn your key witnesses into a mdog
00:06:28apparently the forensic says that god even tell the one guy from the other and the coke
00:06:33no couldn't even find any coke it was just blood and guts everywhere you know like when you have
00:06:37a bowl of mints yeah you put like icing sugar over it yeah it looks like that i think we
00:06:43should
00:06:43rename him and call him trifactor all right i got what i need oh come on no come back you
00:06:52want my
00:06:52comeback yeah go get it out your mother's arsehole yeah okay that's fucking unnecessary that was me john
00:06:59hey come on it's not that funny
00:07:04i'm just coughing my friend
00:07:28what sources believe to be a bizarre case of mistaken identity it's an actor playing oscar
00:07:33pistorius in the upcoming movie on the disgraced athlete's life has gone missing
00:07:41is this for real yeah it's trending all over the socials damn south africa really is a movie man
00:07:47i mean are criminals in south africa that useless that they actually kidnapped the wrong person
00:07:58chucks i think we both
00:08:01that's fine monique yeah mark four yeah
00:08:11hey no what is
00:08:12what is
00:08:13what is the story
00:08:14what is the story of my money
00:08:16where is the rest of my money
00:08:18where is my money
00:08:19oh stop the wall stop the wall oh my god you can't treat a woman like this who is that
00:08:24who the is this guy i'm the guy who's telling you not to pull a donald trump on a
00:08:28grabber but a pussy i sell anybody but a dead body this year is my pitch but you can't own
00:08:35a person okay
00:08:37unless you do it romantically like r&b singers you know like
00:08:40oh god he's mine how much ransom would you get for oscar now actually i do remember you
00:08:49you're the guy that didn't pay me last night
00:08:51oh no no i've never met you i love i've never met you
00:08:56is this the bar with my boots
00:08:57yeah he's a clean fucker
00:09:01break it up break it up break it up what's going on here
00:09:04i don't know what what let's just sort this out oh officer of the law detective
00:09:09yeah yeah you're not so tough now hey
00:09:14this man wants to pay me to sleep with this man
00:09:18you're a pimp no i'm a cop so where's your badge
00:09:23technically i'm not a cop so you're impersonating an officer
00:09:27no i work with the police so i'm half a cop
00:09:32okay okay i'm taking you in trust us
00:09:35sorry you're hurting me i'm not touching you oh
00:09:39wait what are you what are you doing
00:09:42but he's brutalizing me he's man-hanging me
00:09:46i'm not a racist everyone just back away i'm an officer of the law there's nothing to see here
00:09:53he's brutalizing me
00:09:55i'm not branding you or brutalizing you which one is it
00:09:57oh man he's just took it down and let him go
00:10:10just back just back off okay
00:10:12i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm shhh
00:10:24fucker
00:10:30generale generale we did it we got oscar fistorias
00:10:41yeah but this is not oscar fistorias what do you mean
00:10:48he's got legs he's got legs
00:10:51oscar fistorias does not have legs he does not have legs
00:10:56oh uh he's
00:11:18is he alive
00:11:20of course generale yeah we had to use a little extra chlorophyll i mean he's an athlete he's strong
00:11:27so boy boy tell me just how much chlorophyll
00:11:32that's too much that's too much mate
00:11:36oh
00:11:37even not
00:11:44a few drops
00:11:46yeah well he's dead you dumb fucks he's not
00:11:51check his pulse
00:11:57uh it uh what do you suggest we do with it ma'am
00:12:01i don't know maybe cut him up
00:12:05cut him up burn him burn him just don't fuck up like the last time you tried to get rid
00:12:09of a body
00:12:20google it
00:12:22google it
00:12:23google it
00:12:28have you got data
00:12:30it's in the upcoming form
00:12:31run oscar run
00:12:33is
00:12:33still missing
00:12:34yeah
00:12:34what a shitshow i feel bad for those guys from violent crime
00:12:37we'll see yeah
00:12:40what'd you find out
00:12:44drug deal went wrong and they're busy with the autopsy they let us know as soon as there's any
00:12:50results yeah this is like a shirt captain yeah thank you carl so so what's next cap
00:12:58i thought we'd change it to canny yeah can you snore green
00:13:01you managed to get my comeback get get your fucking foot off my table black indian
00:13:07calm down shut up where's my tea
00:13:10thank you my office
00:13:14you can be lucky the captain stopped
00:13:16this better be good i found something at the scene
00:13:19forensics said it's clean the body's in the mortuary
00:13:21those two idiots don't know what they're doing
00:13:22i found an address written on the body
00:13:25i think there's going to be a drop-off
00:13:28follow the address i'll see what i can get about the body
00:13:30thanks cap
00:13:31not so fast you're not doing this alone
00:13:34western cape regional sent someone to assist
00:13:36okay you know i don't work well with others
00:13:38don after what you did yesterday i don't want to hear it
00:13:42oh my god no
00:13:44you guys know each other he's a pimp he's a
00:13:46cock he's a detective well why didn't detective
00:13:48cock you take that i'm not a pimp you made me put my gun on their craft
00:13:51you did what not important he's a racist i knew it trust me he's not
00:13:55i should beat the shit out of you is it because i'm black because you're a menace
00:14:03or you get a three-month suspension you get 11 years jail time
00:14:12give me a pen what's all of this what is that you know how expensive this is
00:14:19yeah 8 30 tonight don't be late that's called defacing state property
00:14:31i'll have a black tea two sugars no milk
00:14:35did he just order coffee from you
00:14:46i mean there's nothing here on chopping up bodies it's just
00:14:50how to get ripped
00:14:52hey i don't think it's sublimatic you think it's gloves the actor is a raincoat for his hand
00:14:58i think
00:15:01okay so just
00:15:04what
00:15:07what
00:15:08lay a keep
00:15:09and they say,
00:15:12enjoy your repa,
00:15:13England's sake,
00:15:14off no repa,
00:15:15and then go cut it like that.
00:15:19Yeah, I would be lucky that these two retails our family.
00:15:23Otherwise, I would have chopped them up,
00:15:25fast in furios.
00:15:28It's full of hat.
00:15:29She fucks up one more time, and she's done.
00:15:32Done!
00:15:37I'm going offline for a while.
00:15:41I've got some business I need to take care of.
00:15:45No matter what happens,
00:15:47meet me at the power station tomorrow night.
00:15:51Sure.
00:15:59Are you really going to do that?
00:16:15I'll show you another one.
00:16:23Hey, my love.
00:16:25Hey, babe.
00:16:26How's that?
00:16:27It's okay.
00:16:29Who did you piss off now?
00:16:31I didn't piss anyone off.
00:16:33They all pissed on me.
00:16:34Mmm, of course.
00:16:36Husband is an innocent angel.
00:16:42That's Jason.
00:16:44The electrician for the inverter.
00:16:47Oh, right.
00:16:52So, did you get suspended?
00:16:54Nope.
00:16:55Worse.
00:16:56They gave me a 15-year-old girl's job.
00:16:59For what?
00:16:59I have to babysit a CI.
00:17:02Oh, but it's better than getting suspended.
00:17:05Is it?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Look at it this way.
00:17:08You get to make a new friend.
00:17:11And start.
00:17:12Tess, I know you can't be the only thing in your life.
00:17:15You're not.
00:17:15I have work, and I have friends.
00:17:18No, you don't.
00:17:19You do not have friends, Dad.
00:17:20Okay, what about, uh, Lester?
00:17:22You broke his arm.
00:17:24Oh, yeah.
00:17:25That was your fault.
00:17:26Don't start, Mom.
00:17:28Went for the last chop on the bra, and I told him I was saving it for you.
00:17:31Get in, get in, get in, get in, Amman.
00:17:34This is...
00:17:35Sisters.
00:17:36Good job.
00:17:37Good job.
00:17:38Good job.
00:17:38Can you please give him the worst, worst room that you have?
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:42Why?
00:17:43Why?
00:17:44Because you deserve it.
00:17:46You're a rat.
00:17:47Wait now.
00:17:47Get in.
00:17:50All right.
00:17:55Okay.
00:18:03General.
00:18:05General.
00:18:06Help.
00:18:07I'm not going to be able to do this.
00:18:08I'm not going to be able to do this.
00:18:14I'm not going to be able to do this.
00:18:19Oh, General.
00:18:21Okay.
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:30Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:18:53What about Eddie?
00:18:54He's a pedo.
00:18:55No, he said he liked my new haircut.
00:18:57Exactly.
00:18:58All right.
00:18:58Well done.
00:19:01What about Eddie?
00:19:02He's a pedo.
00:19:04Good job.
00:19:05Buddy.
00:19:06The inverter's great.
00:19:07You haven't even seen it yet.
00:19:09Cool.
00:19:10Yeah.
00:19:10Well, you know, how about the two of us go for a beer?
00:19:12Say thanks.
00:19:14Uh, okay.
00:19:15Cool.
00:19:19Where's the light?
00:19:20Jackson, he's got me in my arm.
00:19:21No, no.
00:19:21It's taking your money.
00:19:22No, no, no.
00:19:22It just takes a few seconds to kick in.
00:19:32Good job.
00:19:34Really, uh, lights off the place.
00:19:36So, how about that beer?
00:19:44I think you made a great new friend.
00:19:47Mm.
00:19:48He's fine.
00:19:50You just scared the shit out of him.
00:19:52I didn't.
00:19:53Yes, you did.
00:19:57You ready?
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59Yeah.
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01Yeah?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02You guys okay?
00:20:02Mm-hmm.
00:20:03You need a bucket?
00:20:04No, no, no.
00:20:05Right?
00:20:06It's alright.
00:20:06Alright.
00:20:14Ah!
00:20:15Ah!
00:20:16Ah!
00:20:17Ah!
00:20:17Ah!
00:20:17Ah!
00:20:17Ah!
00:20:18Ah!
00:20:18Ah!
00:20:18Ah!
00:20:19Ah!
00:20:20Ah!
00:20:24Ah!
00:20:26Uh!
00:20:35Ah!
00:20:38Ah!
00:20:39You're sexy.
00:21:00This?
00:21:00Just blending in.
00:21:03What the?
00:21:04There you go.
00:21:05Seriously.
00:21:07Yeah, that's about turning around.
00:21:08It's all, it's all there.
00:21:09Sorry, I'm sorry.
00:21:13It's more like it.
00:21:18She's late.
00:21:19I didn't mean it disrespectfully.
00:21:21Stop drawing attention to us.
00:21:25So, what are we here for?
00:21:27I don't know yet.
00:21:29What are we here for?
00:21:31Listen.
00:21:3290% of the job is this, okay?
00:21:34You're sitting around staking shit out,
00:21:36trying to put the pieces together.
00:21:38Or you're just doing paperwork.
00:21:41That sounds cock-boring.
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:43That's how we like it,
00:21:44because boring equals safe.
00:21:46I hate to break it to you,
00:21:47but being a cop isn't like in the movies.
00:21:49There are no crazy gunfights,
00:21:51or fistfights, or explosions.
00:21:53You're not chasing after people in the street
00:21:55like an action hero.
00:21:59There.
00:22:00That's who we're here for.
00:22:03How do you know?
00:22:05She's dressed like shit,
00:22:06so she's not a stripper.
00:22:08And she's carrying a briefcase,
00:22:10but she's not a suit.
00:22:11The whole vibe doesn't add up.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:17Some guy was murdered late last night in Rosettenville,
00:22:20and they left this address written in blood on his chest.
00:22:24Written on his chest?
00:22:26We're looking for Edward Scissorhands.
00:22:29Who's played by Johnny Depp?
00:22:30And Johnny Depp's wife,
00:22:31she's in the bed.
00:22:33They say make your bed and lie in it, so...
00:22:36Hand on the lips.
00:22:37English.
00:22:38Um, nah, I'm fine.
00:22:39Married.
00:22:51Well, well, well.
00:22:53You look like you could use a drink.
00:22:55I should take one.
00:22:57Oh, that's a tequila lady.
00:22:59Two tequilas, please.
00:23:00I'm so on a stripper,
00:23:01so I don't expect anything.
00:23:02Oh, don't worry,
00:23:03I'm not gonna judge you on that.
00:23:05Oh, no, relax.
00:23:06Just have a shot.
00:23:13I don't know.
00:23:14Did it work?
00:23:18There you go.
00:23:25You don't wanna be here the next two minutes.
00:23:28What's happening in two minutes?
00:23:29You meeting someone?
00:23:31Or your boyfriend?
00:23:34Oh, married man.
00:23:35Oh, I'm going to say that.
00:23:36I'm going to say that
00:23:37I'm going to say I'm from Manciful.
00:23:38I'm going to say that
00:23:39I'm going to say that
00:23:40I'm going to say that
00:23:40I'm going to say that.
00:23:41BUSI!
00:23:42BUSI from Manciful!
00:23:44Look how BUSI!
00:23:46I'm going to say this,
00:23:47I'm going to say that
00:23:48he's so close.
00:23:49Man, it's such a small world!
00:23:50BUSI!
00:23:51BUSI!
00:23:52Hey man!
00:23:53Okay, if you really know Boosie, you would know that Boosie would want you to give me the password
00:24:02before I ask you what the password is. That's Boosie. Two T.
00:24:08Nightingale.
00:24:09Bing, bing, bing, bing. We have a winner. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
00:24:15That's how simple it is, man.
00:24:20I'm sorry. My friend's a little drunk in his office meds.
00:24:23What are you doing? I'm whacking her.
00:24:25Well, you have to tell her to find your girlfriend.
00:24:27Can you just calm down?
00:24:28The lady and I, we're just...
00:24:35Oh, what the fuck, man?
00:24:37Shoot that shit back.
00:24:38Oh, God. Oh, fuck.
00:24:40Oh, I want a gun.
00:24:42What did you eat?
00:24:42I want a gun.
00:24:45I want a gun.
00:24:47I want a gun.
00:24:48Oh, what?
00:24:51Get out of the gun.
00:24:52Fuck, no.
00:24:53Oh, my God.
00:24:53Oh, my God.
00:24:54Jesus.
00:24:56Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
00:24:57This is not what I prayed for when I said I want to hate this morning.
00:25:07What the fuck is that?
00:25:10Is that ginger ale?
00:25:13I've never hit a lady before, but I'm about to make an...
00:25:16Oh, what the fuck?
00:25:20Oh, shit.
00:25:21Oh, shit.
00:25:22Sorry.
00:25:23Sorry.
00:25:25Sorry, baby black Jesus.
00:25:27Please be with me with this crazy white bag.
00:25:31Come on, big boy.
00:25:33Let's fight.
00:25:33Okay.
00:25:34That's it.
00:25:34I'm going to...
00:25:56Thanks for the help.
00:25:58Just get back there.
00:25:59You're getting your ass handed to you by a white girl.
00:26:01You drink that white girl.
00:26:02It doesn't look...
00:26:03Go!
00:26:04Just go!
00:26:05Go!
00:26:06Go!
00:26:07Oh, man.
00:26:09Oh, man.
00:26:36Oh, man.
00:26:39The popular strip club burned down before firefighters could get there to save it.
00:26:43Looks like the club was lit last night, Dad.
00:26:46Okay.
00:26:46What is this?
00:26:47Get out of my way.
00:26:48Check this shit, Captain.
00:26:49And eyewitnesses on the scene report that a shootout took place before the fire started.
00:26:53This is an...
00:26:54Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:56Captain, that was all self-defense.
00:26:58You burned down a strip club in self-defense.
00:27:01He burned it down.
00:27:02You created a PR nightmare.
00:27:04None of this would have happened if I had a gun.
00:27:06No!
00:27:07Okay, look.
00:27:08Everyone's stressed.
00:27:09Let's circle back to this whole gun thing later.
00:27:12Where, ma?
00:27:12Where, ma?
00:27:13We asked what in your hands.
00:27:14He's in your hand.
00:27:15He's in your hand.
00:27:15He's in your hand.
00:27:16He's in your hand.
00:27:16He's in your hand.
00:27:17It's his fourth one now, eh, John.
00:27:18You should call him foursome.
00:27:20John, follow these two yahoos.
00:27:22And why are they in disguise?
00:27:23It's not Halloween.
00:27:24Why don't you put some of your hair on his head and give him a hand?
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28It's not even funny.
00:27:28Oh, I've got it, John.
00:27:30With his straight mustache and his peppercorn beard, they look like a Valkyra wallet.
00:27:34Captain, permission to shoot John's new boyfriend in the face, please?
00:27:37I saw belief.
00:27:38How long did it take you two idiots to find evidence literally written on a body?
00:27:42They obviously can't read these guys.
00:27:44They've got literally on their foreheads written dumbass.
00:27:47What?
00:27:49Why are you riding on my bicycle?
00:27:53Cut that shit out!
00:27:55The two of you, go and clean up that mess.
00:27:58Me, me.
00:27:59Now!
00:27:59How should I enjoy the captain?
00:28:01Tag and bag whatever you can.
00:28:06So what now, Detective Big Shot?
00:28:08Well, we've got the briefcase.
00:28:09Ah, and we still got Boosie.
00:28:11Who?
00:28:12That's the name that the writer gave me just before a head...
00:28:16It's bloody...
00:28:17It's bloody...
00:28:19It's bloody...
00:28:21She was going to give me another name, but then he interrupted us, so there's that.
00:28:25Okay, all right, follow the lead.
00:28:26And no more dead bodies and burning shits.
00:28:28This isn't a war zone.
00:28:32Is that my mug?
00:28:38Remind me never to drink from that again.
00:28:46Unbelievable.
00:28:47Ah, look, I found him!
00:28:48What the fuck?
00:28:50Don't touch anything.
00:28:59You know, we need a car with bigger boot space, man.
00:29:02Yeah, yeah, man.
00:29:05You know, you never know how difficult it is to get blood off your face.
00:29:09No, man, boy, boy, I just want to say I'm sorry, therefore, like, just fainting.
00:29:13It's just that, yeah, the blood.
00:29:15I feel like I still have blood on me.
00:29:17Do I still have blood?
00:29:18You got a...
00:29:19Did you even wash your face?
00:29:21Yeah, I did.
00:29:22It's pouring out your ears, man.
00:29:23Yeah?
00:29:23Yeah, it's coming out your ears, look.
00:29:25It's coming out your ears, yeah?
00:29:26You see that?
00:29:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:28I mean, look at that.
00:29:28Look at that.
00:29:29Look at that.
00:29:33Oh, shit.
00:29:34Oh, shit!
00:29:35Oh, shit!
00:29:35I'm sorry.
00:29:36Oh, shit!
00:29:36Oh, shit!
00:29:37Oh, shit!
00:29:38Oh, shit!
00:29:42Oh, shit!
00:29:47Oh, shit!
00:30:14So much for babysitting a CI.
00:30:16Things got out of hand, baby.
00:30:17No shit!
00:30:18I mean, who did this to you?
00:30:22John!
00:30:23A bunch of gangbangers.
00:30:25There were like 10 of them.
00:30:26Huge guys.
00:30:35Oh, don't worry about it.
00:30:36It's not as bad as luck.
00:30:42Actually, just think about it.
00:30:43It's delicious.
00:30:44Look.
00:30:47Do it back, because if you do it, I wouldn't do anything.
00:30:51Sword, no.
00:30:53I'm just going to follow her lead and report back.
00:30:55Nothing hectic.
00:30:58It's nothing hectic.
00:31:01No, I'm really worried.
00:31:03You'll be fine, I promise.
00:31:16Boy, boy.
00:31:17It's going to work.
00:31:18It's going to work.
00:31:24You're okay.
00:31:25You're okay.
00:31:25You're okay.
00:31:27Mine went higher than yours anyways.
00:31:30Just getting a call.
00:31:32This is my story, my boy.
00:31:33I'm going to be in charge there.
00:31:35Some gangster shit, would you see you like gangsters?
00:31:39Let me demonstrate, Tessa.
00:31:41Come stand over here.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:44Okay.
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:45Now walk at me.
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:47Oh, excuse me, ma'am.
00:31:49He didn't do anything.
00:31:50Mm-hmm.
00:31:51You think so?
00:31:52Really?
00:31:53No ways.
00:31:54No, I did not feel that.
00:31:55Right?
00:31:56You're right?
00:31:56That's super cool.
00:31:57I know, right?
00:31:58It's because the distraction is the bump, and then the magic is in the timing and the
00:32:04Oh!
00:32:05What the hell are you doing?
00:32:06Nothing.
00:32:06I told you she can't see you like that.
00:32:08Chill, Dad.
00:32:09It's just tomato sauce.
00:32:11Yeah.
00:32:11High five.
00:32:12High five.
00:32:13It's for old people.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:15So what you do, right, is you take the first bump, right?
00:32:18And then you go, and then another first bump.
00:32:21Oh, that is so cool.
00:32:22It's all right.
00:32:23Try it.
00:32:24What is happening?
00:32:26Um, the shower's upstairs, and please burn those clothes afterwards.
00:32:31Huh?
00:32:32Who's this?
00:32:32My wife.
00:32:33I go bullshit.
00:32:34No way, that's your wife.
00:32:35That's a cover.
00:32:36For 15 years.
00:32:38No way.
00:32:39You're playing the long game here.
00:32:40No way.
00:32:41This is your wife.
00:32:43Sissy.
00:32:44How are you, man?
00:32:45Oh, bloody long game, man.
00:32:47No, no.
00:32:48I don't care about it because I don't care about it.
00:32:50I don't care about it.
00:32:51I don't care about it.
00:32:51Oh.
00:32:52Sevens are like...
00:32:53Thick.
00:32:53I'm Borgazza.
00:32:55Hey!
00:32:55I'm really.
00:32:56This is all sexually transmitted.
00:32:59Like I.
00:32:59Hey, I can't leave people now.
00:33:01It never stops.
00:33:03You see what I'm dealing with.
00:33:04Well, this better be over soon.
00:33:06Oh, what happened to making friends?
00:33:09Go to a bar.
00:33:10Like a normal person.
00:33:27You are drawing too much attention.
00:33:29You lost the money.
00:33:30Mommy.
00:33:31I land in a few days and you don't want to see mommy unhappy, do you?
00:33:35I've got some big news and I need to know that you two can handle business without me.
00:33:47Don't ever ignore one's privilege.
00:33:49Your dad dies and leaves you a trust fund.
00:33:51My dad died and all he left me were a shitload of half-brothers and diabetes.
00:33:57Why is the third hand on the clock called the second hand?
00:33:59Are leaves caught leaves because they leave the tree?
00:34:02My morning pools take a lot out of me.
00:34:05Diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in your genes.
00:34:08I have a serious question for you.
00:34:10Yeah, what?
00:34:11Did you start talking the moment you popped out of your mother's vagina?
00:34:14You keep my mom's vagina out of your mouth.
00:34:16Gladly.
00:34:16Wait, what?
00:34:17All right.
00:34:18Anyway, what's the plan?
00:34:19We try to find Boosie.
00:34:21Yeah?
00:34:21If it's the crazy chick from last night, we take her down.
00:34:23No way, dude.
00:34:24That chick is like a ninja.
00:34:26Literally.
00:34:27She's probably got those smoke bombs.
00:34:28And poof, she's gone.
00:34:29Kind of like taking your shit on the plane.
00:34:31If you flush her and then go...
00:34:32Your shit just goes away.
00:34:33I've got separation anxiety.
00:34:34Maybe you can talk her to death and I'll do all the work again.
00:34:37Oh, okay.
00:34:38What if it's not the Boosie chick from the club?
00:34:41We wing it.
00:34:42Dude, that's your plan.
00:34:43Wing it.
00:34:44Just wing it.
00:34:46Stupid.
00:34:47And we can't go in there as cops.
00:34:48Well, you're not a cop.
00:34:49So, sorted.
00:34:50Oh, nice.
00:34:51That's where your spirit is today.
00:34:52Okay.
00:34:53Okay.
00:34:53Fine.
00:34:54You know what?
00:34:55That badge?
00:34:55That's a red flag.
00:34:59Fuck.
00:35:01And the gun?
00:35:03Seriously?
00:35:04Mm?
00:35:04You want to go in there unarmed?
00:35:07Yeah, well, I just want to go in there without risking my life again.
00:35:19Probably need some sunscreen around here.
00:35:33It's a bad time to mention and then we've tried nothing like us before.
00:35:36Ah.
00:35:38I'm hoping this badge catches the right people's attention.
00:35:41Yeah.
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:54It's gonna be harder than we thought, man.
00:35:57Yeah.
00:36:13That was right.
00:36:14Yeah.
00:36:15Yeah.
00:36:16Yeah.
00:36:17Yeah.
00:36:31You see that kid back there?
00:36:34He's been following us since we got you.
00:36:36Dad, you're sticking out like a sore thumb.
00:36:39The kid's probably thinking, what's that white monkey doing in the location?
00:36:42He knows something, I'm telling you.
00:36:43He knows nothing about a ninja woman you think the kid knows?
00:36:46How are you a detective even?
00:36:49How do you still have your own...
00:36:50He's coming over right now.
00:36:51What?
00:36:52How do you even still have a job?
00:37:01It's not a kid, it's a midget.
00:37:03You can't say midget.
00:37:04It's not politically correct.
00:37:05It's mongoloid.
00:37:06Definitely not mongoloid.
00:37:07Mongoloid means retard.
00:37:09Hey!
00:37:10Run!
00:37:14Run!
00:37:17Run!
00:37:19Run!
00:37:25Run!
00:37:28Run!
00:37:30Run!
00:37:31Run!
00:37:33Run!
00:37:34Run!
00:37:34Tripod!
00:37:34Come out!
00:37:37Isn't his dick dragging in the sand?
00:37:39Where'd he go?
00:37:42He's so fast.
00:37:43He's like a little baby cheetah.
00:37:44Where are we?
00:37:46I don't know.
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:50Oh!
00:37:51Oh!
00:37:51Oh!
00:37:51Of course.
00:37:53Move!
00:37:54Yeah.
00:38:00Well, well, well, well.
00:38:04I see money.
00:38:05I see money.
00:38:06You see money?
00:38:06I see it.
00:38:07You see money?
00:38:08I see the man.
00:38:10It's only the money that we want.
00:38:13I hear you are looking for Boosie.
00:38:15This kid knew something.
00:38:17Hey!
00:38:17I'm not a kid.
00:38:18Eat more pussy than you.
00:38:20He's right though.
00:38:21It's unnecessary.
00:38:23We need to give that briefcase to Boosie.
00:38:27Money!
00:38:28Money!
00:38:29Money!
00:38:30MONEY!
00:38:57Come on, let's go!
00:38:59Come on!
00:39:00Come on!
00:39:02Come on!
00:39:04Come on!
00:39:09General!
00:39:11This is a big deal.
00:39:12Let's go!
00:39:16I'm sorry, what?
00:39:17I'm sorry, what?
00:39:20What the fuck? Seriously?
00:39:25Come on!
00:39:28You didn't even search me.
00:39:29I kind of feel shortchanged.
00:39:31You almost grabbed me by the short and curlies.
00:39:35Get back into it.
00:39:36I don't know what's in there.
00:39:37You better hurry up or we're going to come short.
00:39:42It's great when you're not as short as it is.
00:39:44It's over. It's over.
00:39:45Work, mate.
00:39:55She isn't bright.
00:39:57And if you're not careful,
00:39:59she might take your life.
00:40:03Lorato sent us.
00:40:06What's the password?
00:40:08Nightingale. Nightingale.
00:40:09Oh.
00:40:11Okay.
00:40:13Just give me a moment.
00:40:14I need to sort something out.
00:40:17How the fuck did you know that?
00:40:21All right.
00:40:22All right.
00:40:23Now,
00:40:25I don't know if you're going to survive this,
00:40:29but
00:40:30now we know for sure that
00:40:32you
00:40:33will never rape again.
00:40:35Huh?
00:40:36You need to go blow yourself.
00:40:38What is that?
00:40:40What the fuck again?
00:40:42Not again.
00:40:44Don't you fucking do it.
00:40:46Swallow it.
00:40:46Swallow it.
00:40:48Come on now.
00:40:50Don't you know it's rude to make a noise as a guest?
00:40:56Stop it.
00:40:58Get your shit together.
00:41:01Where is Lorato anyway?
00:41:03She bailed.
00:41:04She was too scared to come this far.
00:41:07She lost her head.
00:41:08Mine.
00:41:10Honestly.
00:41:12Lorato?
00:41:13Always me shouldn't have the balls to the game.
00:41:15Oh, neither does he.
00:41:17Good one.
00:41:18We are new contacts.
00:41:20Well.
00:41:21Then we should get going.
00:41:24Headache's waiting for us and we're late.
00:41:26Hmm?
00:41:26What about him?
00:41:27Oh, you know what they say?
00:41:29Survival of the fittest.
00:41:30If he makes it to the hospital, he lives.
00:41:32If he doesn't.
00:41:32Psst.
00:41:35All right.
00:41:36Let's get going.
00:41:40Hey, Dix.
00:41:42Why is she so happy?
00:41:44Does he still have a semi?
00:41:47What the fuck?
00:41:49Don't put your thumb in me.
00:41:52Oh, fuck it.
00:41:57Show me your power.
00:42:04Show me your power.
00:42:09Show me your power.
00:42:26Here to see the big guy?
00:42:32Puss.
00:42:33They here.
00:42:34Who's they?
00:42:35Pussy and the guards.
00:42:38Hmm.
00:42:41Now make sure you're practicing nicely.
00:42:44Last time you all spilt, my niece thought it was sherbet.
00:42:47She ran around like a mad thing for five hours.
00:42:50Hmm.
00:42:52Hmm.
00:42:53Hmm.
00:42:54Hmm.
00:42:54Hmm.
00:42:55Hmm.
00:42:55Hmm.
00:42:57Hmm.
00:42:57Hmm.
00:42:58I see.
00:42:58Gladys Knight brought her pips.
00:43:02Larato packed out.
00:43:05These are our new plugs.
00:43:07And the rest of these?
00:43:08Ah.
00:43:09That's it.
00:43:10You thought that when you came here, something bad was going to happen to you.
00:43:16Maybe.
00:43:17Maybe they never be too careful?
00:43:19True?
00:43:22Three mil.
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:26That's gonna be a problem.
00:43:28Price just went back.
00:43:30It's Lady Tino.
00:43:32I'm telling you.
00:43:33Yeah, that's not how it works.
00:43:39You don't tell me how things work.
00:43:42I tell you.
00:43:44We're the ones who took the risk here.
00:43:47So I'll take any cream off the top I want.
00:43:51And it...
00:43:52I can't do that.
00:43:54See?
00:43:55Oh, you can't.
00:44:07Look at this guy.
00:44:09Look at this guy.
00:44:23Why the fuck did you do that?
00:44:24Yes, we've got the money and the drugs.
00:44:27The principal.
00:44:28You killed all these men because they bruised your ego.
00:44:33I was sending a message.
00:44:36How do you have a problem with the way I handle my business?
00:44:41Emma, please do continue with the torture and the murder.
00:44:45You'll be a good girl and load up.
00:44:47Uh-huh.
00:44:49Because we've got places to be here.
00:44:54Headache.
00:44:55Headache.
00:44:56My God.
00:44:57I really got with this guy.
00:44:59Oh, my God.
00:45:00Go for it.
00:45:01Headache.
00:45:02Come on.
00:45:03Let's go, man.
00:45:03We've got to go.
00:45:04Let's go.
00:45:13Let's go.
00:45:15We'll fucking go, man.
00:45:16Let's go.
00:45:17I'll be there now.
00:45:27All right.
00:45:30How do your noses?
00:45:32Just your wigs?
00:45:34Let's show it up.
00:45:36Gee, my girl.
00:45:40What's that?
00:45:43And then, what happened?
00:45:45Where the fuck have you been?
00:45:47Okay.
00:45:47I've been trying to get hold of you all of last night.
00:45:49I told you I had business to take care of.
00:45:51All right.
00:45:53Now I'm going to let my phone cause some distractions.
00:45:55What is all this now?
00:45:57You know, I've seen more fucked up shit since I met you than I've seen in my entire cop career.
00:46:01You should be sitting ducks out here, man.
00:46:04Just stay cool.
00:46:08Gabri's on the way.
00:46:11Yeah, well, Loretta really fucked up.
00:46:14You know, I always knew that bitch didn't have it in her.
00:46:19But, I did meet you guys and we took care of headache.
00:46:23My guys?
00:46:24Yeah, the tall white guy.
00:46:26The short black guy.
00:46:28The old car is called.
00:46:31Tell them I want to say hi.
00:46:36Hey, bitches!
00:46:37We don't have all night, man.
00:46:39Let's go.
00:46:40No, Trevor.
00:46:41Just wait for the Calvary.
00:46:42I'm trying to shoot you myself.
00:46:44Fuck.
00:46:57Fuck.
00:46:59Let's get ya.
00:47:01Catch us.
00:47:06Oh, not this bitch again.
00:47:09Yes.
00:47:10This bitch again.
00:47:11Stop the bitch, rock!
00:47:12Okay.
00:47:13What the fuck's going on here?
00:47:14They're cops.
00:47:15But you'd know that if you bother answering my calls.
00:47:18Excuse me?
00:47:19I'm not a cop.
00:47:20Oh, now you're not a cop.
00:47:21Well, if you want to shoot cops on you, I don't want to die for them.
00:47:25I'm not a cop.
00:47:25You don't even have to explain it to us.
00:47:26Shut up!
00:47:29I had a run-in with them last night.
00:47:31You want to go another round?
00:47:32Do you?
00:47:33What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:34Everybody saw what happened last time.
00:47:36She handed me your ass.
00:47:37You were hiding behind the bar, drinking and making cocktails to blow the whole fucking place up.
00:47:41I'm bored.
00:47:43Tie them up.
00:47:44Put them in the car.
00:47:45Why?
00:47:46Why?
00:47:46Why?
00:47:47Why do we just kill them and get it over with?
00:47:51Now if every guy with a badge on our ass know this is our time to show to moms whether
00:47:56we can run our own shit and do this on our own.
00:48:00I fucking tie them up.
00:48:01I'm not scared.
00:48:07Cops!
00:48:07Cops, Cops, Cops!
00:48:09Cops!
00:48:09You got me in the fucking eye!
00:48:25Don't eat it!
00:48:26What is it?
00:48:27It's cocaine!
00:48:28Oh no!
00:48:29It smells great!
00:48:31Let's go, Kinko!
00:48:33I'll draw a fire.
00:48:35You go after the ninja.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Me?
00:48:36Yes!
00:48:37No!
00:48:37I need a gun!
00:48:38You really want to get it?
00:48:39Right now, just go after her.
00:48:41Keep eyes on her so she doesn't get away and I'll do the rest.
00:48:44On one!
00:48:45Oh Jesus, just go!
00:48:54Come, come, come, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:48:55She's in the corner.
00:48:57Bussie!
00:48:58Where's Bussie?
00:48:59Have you seen Bussie?
00:49:00You too, on me.
00:49:03Come on.
00:49:04Come on!
00:49:08Okay, I call him a mull to the bed.
00:49:10I will die.
00:49:11Me too.
00:49:14Then why didn't you say something?
00:49:16Because you're always so tough, my boy, all right?
00:49:18I wouldn't come across as a pussy.
00:49:21Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
00:49:22I am a pussy.
00:49:23I get constant anxiety.
00:49:25You do?
00:49:26Yes.
00:49:26You really do.
00:49:27Let's just, let's just sit this one out.
00:49:29Fuck yeah.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:31First, you've seen Bussie.
00:49:33I don't know what I'm talking about.
00:49:34Got you, bitch.
00:49:35I usually don't hit women, but whoo-hoo!
00:49:38I'll make a fucking deception for you, bitch.
00:49:41Okay, fuck, boy.
00:49:41It's your turn then.
00:49:42Fuck, boy.
00:49:43Really?
00:49:43In the midst of anything that's going on, you're going to call me a fuck, boy.
00:49:47I'm a loving person.
00:49:48I'm a lover, not a fighter.
00:49:50Okay?
00:49:53Hey, Bussie, boy!
00:49:56Come on, Galois, got a fucking grenade!
00:50:04Hey, stop!
00:50:08Shit!
00:50:10Drev, Drev!
00:50:11John, did I get her?
00:50:14No.
00:50:15I'm so cold, John.
00:50:41That's what we do!
00:50:44Yeah, you guys, you missed it.
00:50:46Missed everything.
00:50:47They're all trev, they needed their beauty sleep.
00:50:48Yeah, they need more beauty sleep.
00:50:50Hey, hey, it's a celebration!
00:51:00All right, everyone, get back to work.
00:51:02This is a police station, not Joburg bloody theater.
00:51:05You two.
00:51:07My office.
00:51:08The office?
00:51:09Yeah!
00:51:10We're going into the office!
00:51:12You guys stay outside!
00:51:13You losers!
00:51:15Captain, you want to see us as well?
00:51:18Yeah, three T's, please.
00:51:19Make mine dry, boss.
00:51:20Okay.
00:51:22The money and the drugs were seized.
00:51:25Well done.
00:51:27For what?
00:51:28She got away.
00:51:30They both did.
00:51:31Can't you just be happy for once?
00:51:34We still have no idea how high this thing goes.
00:51:36Who's this DeMumso character?
00:51:38None of my concern.
00:51:39I'm closing the case.
00:51:40With Lady T in the wind!
00:51:41And Bussie.
00:51:42Don't forget about Bussie.
00:51:43I'll circulate a description for both of them.
00:51:46Also for this DeMumso.
00:51:47Look, we got everything we needed for now.
00:51:50Lady T's got no more place.
00:51:52Fucking A!
00:51:54Jono, let's go take a shower, man.
00:51:55I've been up all night.
00:51:59No, no, not like that.
00:52:01You guys, I mean, you shower, then I shower, no soap on the rope, and then, you know, we
00:52:08can just chill.
00:52:09Not a fucking chance.
00:52:10I'm going back to Louise and Tessa.
00:52:12After all that we've been through.
00:52:13All of what, Trevor?
00:52:16I had your back, you had my back.
00:52:17I thought it meant something.
00:52:19It meant I was assigned to a fuck-up of a CI.
00:52:23I've been beat up, shot at, burnt, seen some guy eat his own dick.
00:52:28Okay, what?
00:52:29Oh, yeah, you're going to have to look into that.
00:52:32I just want to get back to my life without you.
00:52:38Cap.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:42Just for the record, I could have done this without you.
00:52:48What now?
00:52:51Well, your record's clear, so you can go back to doing whatever it is you do.
00:52:56What I'd do is it's going to land me up in jail again.
00:52:59Well, I suggest you don't do that, then.
00:53:29Dad, seriously, please cover your scars.
00:53:33Pass it on to sissies.
00:53:34It's your mom.
00:53:36Is he embarrassing you?
00:53:37Yes, he is.
00:53:39They need oxygen to heal.
00:53:40This is what healing wounds look like.
00:53:42They look nasty.
00:53:43Is it supposed to look so pussy and open and gross?
00:53:46Ew.
00:53:57Hi, Mama.
00:54:00Hello, my girl.
00:54:02I'm hearing concerning news.
00:54:05Just some minor setbacks.
00:54:07You know how Mommy feels about setbacks, don't you?
00:54:10Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:54:12I'm on it.
00:54:13If you were on it, I wouldn't be calling you, would I?
00:54:17We're going to do things my way.
00:54:27So where is he now?
00:54:28No idea.
00:54:30Why didn't he come over?
00:54:32He's a criminal, Louise.
00:54:33I can't have him around you and Tessa.
00:54:36He was a criminal and Tessa really liked him.
00:54:40Yeah, red flag.
00:54:43Ben, you've spent more time with him than any other man.
00:54:47But you don't think it's worth giving it a chance?
00:54:50You said I should go to a bar and make friends like normal people.
00:54:54Well, he's grown on me.
00:54:57And I really think he's grown on you too.
00:55:01Yeah, well, it's too late now.
00:55:03What did you do to him?
00:55:05I didn't do anything.
00:55:06Oh, you must have said something.
00:55:08I mean, I might have said a few things.
00:55:12Help!
00:55:14Shh, shh, shh, shh, get out of the bed.
00:55:21Where's Tessa?
00:55:22Tessa!
00:55:27Tessa!
00:55:27It's okay, baby.
00:55:28Just do what they say, okay?
00:55:29Shawna, drop it.
00:55:32Sit the fuck down.
00:55:34Menace, we're guests here.
00:55:37Don't be rude.
00:55:39Please excuse us for barging in here unannounced.
00:55:42And do pardon my daughter's foul mouth.
00:55:45Please.
00:55:46It's okay, baby.
00:55:54Ow!
00:55:55Ow!
00:56:01We've never met.
00:56:05They call me De Mumsal.
00:56:09You must be John.
00:56:11You, Johnny boy, have been giving me and my children quite the headache.
00:56:14They're not children.
00:56:16They're animals.
00:56:20Maybe once, when they were on the streets, alone, scared, hungry.
00:56:27But I took them in.
00:56:30I made them strong.
00:56:31I made them fearless.
00:56:35You're the kingpin.
00:56:38Did you hear that, girls?
00:56:40What do they call me on the streets again?
00:56:43Skora.
00:56:44Mm-hmm.
00:56:45Top dog.
00:56:46Big cheese.
00:56:48Fat cat.
00:56:50But I personally prefer being called Queenpin for obvious reasons.
00:57:05Do you enjoy playing hide and seek, John?
00:57:09Amazing how much joy can be found in the art of hiding from another person.
00:57:14But what I never understood, girls, is why you always hid in the same obvious place.
00:57:22Perhaps it is a delight of knowing that they'll be found.
00:57:27That's the thrill of the game.
00:57:30The anticipation of footsteps slowly approaching.
00:57:35Knowing the inevitable is near.
00:57:41Come out from wherever you are.
00:57:44And the little hearts racing faster and faster.
00:57:48Hearts!
00:57:49They never hid in the closet, behind the curtain, or in the laundry bin.
00:57:58Where do you think they hid, Johnny boy?
00:58:02Huh?
00:58:06Ready or not, here I come.
00:58:16No!
00:58:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:26We'll be in touch, Johnny boy.
00:58:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:58:45no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:50We have to put her in an induced coma, it will help her recover.
00:58:54How long?
00:58:55Well, for now, I can't say.
00:58:57We'll just have to check how she responds to treatment.
00:59:01But we'll just keep monitoring her
00:59:17I'll get old baby back this way
00:59:26Alright Charlie 3 come in
00:59:27Yes, coloured female, 12 years old
00:59:30This is a minor
00:59:31Yeah, minor, she's still in sleepwear
00:59:36I fucking told you we needed to get them
00:59:39I'm sorry John
00:59:39Sorry he's not going to bring my daughter back
00:59:41Look, we're doing everything we can
00:59:43How's Louise?
00:59:44How the fuck do you think she's doing?
00:59:48Calling in my contacts
00:59:49You don't have any contact
00:59:51I'll go door to door
00:59:51John, you are too close to this
00:59:53You need to let us do this without you
00:59:56John
00:59:59John, you know the protocol
01:00:02Look around
01:00:04Everybody but the guy down in evidence is up here
01:00:08Just take a breath
01:00:08I need a moment
01:00:15My office
01:00:22Johnny boy
01:00:23I'm touching you, dude
01:00:25You really want to threaten me here
01:00:27Let's just take a step back, shall we?
01:00:29What do you want?
01:00:30That sounds better
01:00:31You know exactly what I want
01:00:33It's all locked away in evidence
01:00:34Of course, that's the fun part
01:00:37You're going to get it back for me
01:00:38How the fuck do you expect me to do that?
01:00:41Somehow, I think you're going to make a plan
01:00:45I'll call you with a location within an hour
01:00:50I think you know what will happen
01:00:51If you don't pull this off
01:00:53Any sign of the police, she dies
01:00:55I can't do this alone
01:00:58Okay, then
01:00:58Bring a plus one
01:01:04Let's see how much daddy loves you, huh?
01:01:10What's the play here?
01:01:11Aren't you too tired of being ice boys?
01:01:14Wouldn't you rather be the moreki?
01:01:17Headaches
01:01:17And all these men think they own the trade in this country
01:01:21But they didn't see us ladies coming, did they?
01:01:24And where are we going?
01:01:25Well, it was supposed to be a surprise
01:01:27But the two of you fucked it up royally
01:01:30We now own a share in the most luxurious train in the world
01:01:34Access to 30,000 kilometers of the most advanced railway system on the continent
01:01:41Mostly unmonitored
01:01:42Run by men who wouldn't think twice of turning the other way for a cold drink
01:01:47Our product can run free
01:01:49What if they hit our stuff?
01:01:50That's where the two of you come in, my darling
01:01:53Those men are on my payroll
01:01:55It's your job to manage that side of the business
01:01:58Keep them in check
01:02:03Come on
01:02:07Nope
01:02:10Hi, you've reached Trevor
01:02:12Please leave a message
01:02:13Unless he's a white gorilla
01:02:15Then fuck you, John
01:02:17Fuck
01:02:18Come on
01:02:19Come on
01:02:25What?
01:02:27You better be calling to apologize
01:02:30Something's happened
01:02:33I think you've mispronounced
01:02:35I'm sorry Trevor
01:02:36How can I make it up to you?
01:02:38I really need your help
01:02:39What happened to him?
01:02:41I could have done it all without you
01:02:43Put Louise in hospital and they've taken Tessa
01:02:47Yeah, but I'm just a fuck up of a CI
01:02:49You've got a whole building full of cuffs to help you
01:02:51What we need to do isn't exactly legal
01:02:56So you're in?
01:02:58Only for Louise and Tessa
01:02:59I don't give a fuck about you
01:03:01You can go fuck yourself, John
01:03:03That's good enough for me
01:03:04Okay
01:03:05Okay
01:03:06So what's the plan?
01:03:10What the fuck are you doing down here, pretty boy?
01:03:13Who are you?
01:03:13I'm the guy the captain seems to come ask you
01:03:16Who the fuck you think you are?
01:03:18What?
01:03:18The detective's daughter's missing
01:03:20And you're sitting down there twiddling your fucking dumbs
01:03:22No, no, no, no
01:03:23This works
01:03:24It's hands on deck
01:03:25Not hands on deck
01:03:28Hey, are you on burner?
01:03:30No, no, no, no
01:03:30Are you surfing the internet on the station's Wi-Fi?
01:03:33I wouldn't
01:03:34Honestly!
01:03:35The girl's gonna die
01:03:36Hurry!
01:03:37It's a golden wand
01:03:38It's all
01:03:39Wait, wait, wait, that was too much
01:03:40I'm sorry
01:03:41Bring it in
01:03:42Bring it in for the room
01:03:43Sorry about that
01:03:44So sorry
01:03:45You'll be okay
01:03:46Just go check on the detective's daughter
01:03:49Hurry!
01:03:50It's a golden wand
01:03:51She's gonna die
01:04:02Shhh
01:04:02Shhh
01:04:02Oh
01:04:04Shhh
01:04:05I can't believe that actually worked
01:04:07Quick, grab the duffel bags
01:04:08I'll grab the rest of the shit
01:04:11Let's go
01:04:11Isn't there something you want to say to me first?
01:04:14Seriously? Now?
01:04:16Yes, now
01:04:17I'm sorry
01:04:19And?
01:04:20I can't do this without you
01:04:23And?
01:04:24And we can shower and chill when we're done
01:04:25Come on
01:04:26Okay?
01:04:26I'm not really into dudes but it'll do
01:04:29For fuck's sake
01:04:31Does that look like a duffel bag?
01:04:34Yeah
01:04:35Grab it
01:04:36Oh!
01:04:37Oh!
01:04:38Oh no!
01:04:39Oh!
01:04:39I got the drugs
01:04:43Hustle
01:04:45I gave you the light bags
01:04:46I gave you the light bags
01:04:59In 20 minutes time we're gonna start the search
01:05:01Central moving out in four different sections
01:05:03We're gonna start with public transport
01:05:05Make sure you're working with the guys in the taxi unit
01:05:07We'll also be gonna be
01:05:08Sir!
01:05:09Yeah, derelict buildings
01:05:10I'm here sir
01:05:10What?
01:05:11He said old Hansel Deck
01:05:12I'm here sir
01:05:13I didn't mean you
01:05:14Shelters, check out the shelters
01:05:16The buildings
01:05:16Who? What?
01:05:18What?
01:05:19You know
01:05:20Loud
01:05:21Chatty
01:05:21Big eyes
01:05:22Scar in the nose
01:05:25Shit
01:05:26You guys come with me
01:05:27Evidence room now
01:05:29Evidence room
01:05:31Let's go
01:05:31Come on
01:05:34Trevor
01:05:40John, would you stop fucking around?
01:05:42What car is this?
01:05:43This is our car
01:05:43This is a piece of shit
01:05:44We needed to get something untraceable
01:05:46Well if we get followed they'll kill Tessa
01:05:47Oh man
01:05:49So we really aren't our own in this way
01:05:50Yup
01:05:52Rocking hell
01:05:52I'm not gonna ride in this thing man
01:05:54Shhh
01:05:54It's a big
01:05:55And?
01:05:56Just say where?
01:05:58Good boy
01:06:00Pretoria North
01:06:01The big railway station
01:06:05They're gonna be okay bro
01:06:08I promise
01:06:10Thanks
01:06:16What?
01:06:16Fuck
01:06:19Come on
01:06:20Come on
01:06:21Come on
01:06:31C'mon
01:06:32Get this please
01:06:32You had one job-o
01:06:36Shit
01:06:38Shit
01:06:39Shit
01:06:39Not a surprise for you
01:06:41yeah check it out all right that's yours okay this is how you use it cock it aim
01:06:51point at the bad guys and shoot finger off the trigger till you're absolutely
01:06:55ready that you've got a shot all right got it no just take the wheel that's
01:07:00illegal everything we're doing right now is illegal okay cock it point to the
01:07:06bad guys and shoot it's not rocket science okay wait wait wait wait is that a dating app captain
01:07:23yeah just asking shit
01:07:33fuck fuck what's wrong john and his buddy are about to get themselves killed
01:07:45can we take their parking sport captain
01:07:50oh lord god i pray to you through the sweet innocent eyes of the black baby jesus
01:07:59hanging on my grandmother's wall i pray that you are with me through this battle which is about
01:08:06to ensue it is a very very very dangerous one and i would like to go out to the clean
01:08:13slate
01:08:13i pray that god you fill me with your holy spirit or any other liquid that you'd like to fill
01:08:22me in
01:08:23with not not in a sexual way i've already been filled in in prison that was not nice amen amen
01:08:48you know i actually wanted to tell you the rifle is actually not such a bad person she would have
01:08:51actually been so good for this yeah
01:08:57yeah we go
01:09:08your boys are here hey you don't say that you don't call us boys we're fully grown men
01:09:19hello is that your plus one john this is my partner
01:09:27who's that lady she's running the show so do you really mean that i'm your partner
01:09:32where is the stuff where's tessa
01:09:41dad dad it's okay baby dad it's okay it's okay baby just stay calm
01:09:55you know all this drama could have been prevented if only you just left us alone john
01:10:14you got this buddy
01:10:15you got this buddy
01:10:37you got this buddy
01:10:46Good job.
01:10:48Good job, buddy. Good job.
01:10:53Did you really think it was going to be that simple?
01:10:58Did you?
01:11:05What are you doing? The safety's on!
01:11:08You didn't say nothing about his safety!
01:11:16Just point and shoot!
01:11:22No, no, no, no, no!
01:11:27Get back here! You're going to get yourself killed!
01:11:29What are you doing?
01:11:38Just aim at the bad guys! You're going to kill us!
01:11:41Hey, listen. I'm not dying like this.
01:11:43I need a money!
01:11:47Get the money!
01:11:48You get the money!
01:11:50Get the money!
01:11:56Jesus!
01:11:59Holy shit!
01:12:00This little black baby Jesus must really love you!
01:12:03Okay, I'm going after them. Watch Tessa for me, alright?
01:12:05No, no, no, Dad!
01:12:05It's okay, baby.
01:12:07Listen to me. Listen to me. It's going to be okay.
01:12:09I promise you I'll be back. It'll be okay.
01:12:12I love you.
01:12:13I love you, too.
01:12:14I love you.
01:12:16I love you.
01:12:24I'm going to get your dad!
01:12:25I'm going to get your dad!
01:12:26You're going to be alright!
01:12:40You're going to be alright!
01:12:45I love you, though.
01:12:52I love you!
01:13:49I'm going to die!
01:13:51I'm going to die!
01:13:59This is how we first met.
01:14:01I didn't think I would die like this.
01:14:08Bitch, you died the moment you touched my family.
01:14:12And now I'm going after yours.
01:14:30Take cover!
01:14:32What's that?
01:14:34Who are the last one?
01:14:37Satan!
01:14:41Hey!
01:14:42Oh, God!
01:14:43I'm going to die!
01:14:45No!
01:14:46No!
01:14:47No!
01:14:47No!
01:14:48No!
01:14:54I'm so sick of this short shit.
01:14:59I'm fucking sick of this shit.
01:15:01Fuck.
01:15:03What?
01:15:04Fuck!
01:15:05Boba-s-s-tan!
01:15:08Do you think I'm getting-
01:15:10Fuck!
01:15:21What a pity.
01:15:22Under normal circumstances, I'm going to climb that woman like a tree.
01:15:27Excuse me, what?
01:15:30Hide behind a tree!
01:15:32Let me come!
01:15:32Please!
01:15:33No!
01:15:33Come on!
01:15:34No!
01:15:35No!
01:15:35He left your gun behind.
01:15:38No!
01:15:41No!
01:15:47No!
01:15:49No!
01:15:50No!
01:15:51No!
01:15:51No!
01:15:53No!
01:15:54No!
01:15:55No!
01:16:01No...
01:16:02No...
01:16:06Oh man, that's bloody my mouth!
01:16:10Your DNA and my DNA are mixing!
01:16:12There's a mixing!
01:16:13There's this baby in my mouth!
01:16:16What's real vigis?
01:16:17Q2
01:16:18Why didn't your struck face started fool skilles?
01:16:20You satellites?
01:16:24Youл...
01:16:38Get up.
01:16:40Come on.
01:16:41Where's your gun?
01:16:43What?
01:16:44Seriously?
01:16:48Where's Tessa?
01:16:49Where's Tessa?
01:16:50Are you sure?
01:16:51Yeah, she's in the tree.
01:16:53Oh my god.
01:16:53In the tree.
01:16:54Oh my god.
01:16:54What? Just listen.
01:16:56You go that way, I'll go that way.
01:16:58We take it together, okay?
01:17:00You got this buddy, come on.
01:17:14It's not much better than your mother.
01:17:20No!
01:17:24No!
01:17:25No!
01:17:30No!
01:17:31Are you hot?
01:17:34A little bit.
01:17:36Oh.
01:17:38Grab the pin.
01:17:40Grab the pin.
01:17:42What the fuck?
01:17:45Come on, come on.
01:17:46Come on.
01:17:52Come on.
01:17:54Come on.
01:18:00Jesus.
01:18:02How long was that grenade in your pants?
01:18:05Just long enough to wipe the cop cheese off.
01:18:07Never mind.
01:18:08Good job.
01:18:09Dad.
01:18:10Dessa.
01:18:12Oh, fuck man.
01:18:13Why is it all this musical shit?
01:18:15Let's pretend it's tomato sauce.
01:18:18Oh, that worked.
01:18:19I didn't get.
01:18:20Hold on.
01:18:21You're finally becoming a man.
01:18:27Hold on, partner.
01:18:29Couldn't have done this without you.
01:18:30I'm a boss.
01:18:30I'm a boss.
01:18:31Can't tell them what to do.
01:18:33Boss me, boss.
01:18:35Can't leave it then, can't leave it up then.
01:18:37Boss me, boss.
01:18:39If I can make them change.
01:18:41Boss me, boss.
01:18:43Always make foolishness.
01:18:45Everything that goes up must come down.
01:18:47We just wanna have fun and play around.
01:18:49Never been afraid when things starts to go down.
01:18:51That's the song that we sing and the vibe that we bring.
01:18:53Now they know us in your cusp, the whole town.
01:18:55Yeah, everything is all good but it's no problem.
01:18:58When it's time to switch it up then we go find them.
01:19:00That's the storm that we bring.
01:19:01All we want to do is win.
01:19:02Look.
01:19:03We work hard, play hard.
01:19:05We always on our job.
01:19:08Heard them say we can't change.
01:19:09We always play games.
01:19:11Go!
01:19:12Go!
01:19:16It's taking some time but the paperwork is done.
01:19:19You guys in the clear.
01:19:20Nice.
01:19:22And?
01:19:23It's the academy for you in a couple of weeks.
01:19:25You better get your ass in the gear.
01:19:26He's gonna be a cop in the halfway.
01:19:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:19:31You can't be fucking silly as much.
01:19:32Who else is gonna give this guy a job, man?
01:19:34He's wearing pajamas.
01:19:35Okay, singers of Old Town Road.
01:19:38Your mother called.
01:19:39She booked a full night of this.
01:19:41Okay.
01:19:42Just make sure you're on top, Trevor.
01:19:43Yeah, she's a one-tonner.
01:19:44Yeah!
01:19:46You can always climb like a tree.
01:19:48What?
01:19:48What?
01:19:50Um, nothing.
01:19:51Nothing.
01:19:52Ixnay on the tree, snay.
01:19:53Help your mom.
01:19:54It's your fault.
01:19:55It's your fault.
01:19:56Private school kids.
01:19:57Come on.
01:20:00Put on the cookies.
01:20:02Yeah, I'll put my meat in the mouth.
01:20:04I'm gonna kill them, okay.
01:20:08Don't say myANTfour.
01:20:09No, not nasty, don't say myANTSDREN.
01:20:11No, not nasty, don't say myANTfour.
01:20:17Tagles of old town.
01:20:17It's hankwo.
01:20:18I'm gonna kill you.
01:20:19I'm gonna kill them in the mouth.
01:20:23I'll kill you.
01:20:25Come on.
01:20:26Me and you.
01:20:27Yes!
01:20:28Me and Show.
01:20:29Test me.
01:20:30Try a minute.
01:20:31Strike bad time.
01:20:32Kelly Quinton and Swainана
01:20:33I'm a woman of power.
01:20:35I'm coming to me.
01:20:37Touch me what?
01:20:38I move.
01:20:39You wanna be clashed.
01:20:40Hello.
01:20:42Hello.
01:20:45I'm a woman of power.
01:20:47I'm a woman of power.
01:20:51I am.
01:20:5350-50.
01:20:55Remember.
01:20:56I'm a woman of power.
01:20:58I'm a woman of power.
01:20:59I'm a woman of power.
01:21:00Yes.
01:21:01Easy.
01:21:04Don't touch me, don't touch me
01:21:18Don't touch me, so come back to us
01:21:35Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook
01:21:37I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:21:41Everybody playing by the damn book
01:21:44My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:21:48Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:01I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:06Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:09My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:22:22Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:25I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:29Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:32My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:22:46Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:49I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:54Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:57My dogs ain't right, bitch, they cook, yeah, yeah
01:23:00They work so easy for me to just look
01:23:01I cree crazy harassing it, forma, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah inclusive
01:23:28Feel free to reread your ass, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day, day,
01:23:30day
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