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00:00:23Where did he go?
00:00:24Up or down, Frankie?
00:00:26Oh, you, you're out!
00:00:31What about the fire?
00:00:32I'll push you shut up to T.
00:00:40Tango 6, come in.
00:00:44David John, coming for Captain Dhoni.
00:00:47Going off the wing.
00:00:48Cover the exits. Negative, negative.
00:00:50Stand by for backup, over.
00:00:52No. By the time backup arrives,
00:00:54he'll be gone.
00:00:55Breach! Breach!
00:00:57Go, go!
00:00:58Go!
00:01:10Go!
00:01:12Go!
00:01:14Go!
00:01:15Go!
00:01:28Go!
00:01:30Go!
00:01:32Go!
00:01:35Go!
00:01:36Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:45Where are the drugs, Wayne?
00:01:47I'm not going to ask again.
00:01:48Okay, mafia.
00:01:49You should have gone down there.
00:01:52Hey!
00:01:53You should break!
00:01:54Don't you dare!
00:01:55Freeze!
00:01:56Please!
00:01:58Oh fuck!
00:02:12This entire operation, down the drain because of you.
00:02:18I was the one who got us the lead in the first place.
00:02:20Well now we got nothing.
00:02:24We knew they were working with someone higher up.
00:02:26So now what?
00:02:28The snitch and the distributor are both a bloody mess.
00:02:31We're digging their brains out of 10 kilos of coke.
00:02:34And we still have no idea who the bigger player is!
00:02:37The Swatchel-
00:02:38Shut it!
00:02:41I'll pick up the trail again Cap.
00:02:44No, you're off this.
00:02:46What?
00:02:46Excuse me?
00:02:48I'm sorry Cap, can we just-
00:02:50This entire thing is a stuff up because you can't play nicely with other kids.
00:02:54So what, now I'm suspended?
00:02:55No.
00:02:57Nope.
00:02:59Homicide in Rosettenville.
00:03:00Looks drug related.
00:03:04Come on Cap, this is low level shit.
00:03:06You're lucky I'm giving you that!
00:03:07Now get out!
00:03:17Hey.
00:03:20Get your shit together John.
00:03:24Yes sir.
00:03:31Trevor Gomete.
00:03:32She's 37 years old, she's coming.
00:03:35She's driving me, I don't even want it to be.
00:03:38Since then you've bounced around from home to home.
00:03:41What is that?
00:03:43What is that?
00:03:45Breaking and entering.
00:03:47Shoplifting.
00:03:48You thought that was like small fry, hey?
00:03:51So you had to upgrade yourself.
00:03:55To possession of narcotics.
00:03:58Position with intention to sell.
00:04:01Burglary.
00:04:04You know,
00:04:09collectively, you're looking at about 11 years.
00:04:13Uh, no, no.
00:04:14Correction.
00:04:15That's why I work with you guys.
00:04:17Wipe that shit clean.
00:04:20I suppose I got laundry.
00:04:23Your cover's blown.
00:04:25All I need from you is to make sure that Pinda gives up the drugs and her contacts.
00:04:30You've got the drugs in your head.
00:04:32Hey, buddy.
00:04:33Hey, buddy.
00:04:35It's coming.
00:04:36Police brutality.
00:04:38I don't know.
00:04:39Oh, look.
00:04:41He's coming.
00:04:41What?
00:04:42You sat.
00:04:43Also, you're the one that has caused this for me.
00:04:46And whose fault is that?
00:04:47A stupid rookie was supposed to arrest me alongside Pindi, so...
00:04:51That might be true.
00:04:53But you're burnt now.
00:04:55Spalled goods can't use you.
00:04:58Fuck that.
00:05:02But...
00:05:07No, no, I would rather drink Gwendo Vantage's bathwater.
00:05:13In actual fact, I would rather go down on a Taiwanese transvestite.
00:05:17What am I going to get?
00:05:18Meat in two weeks?
00:05:19An axe wound?
00:05:20I don't know.
00:05:20The chances are better than me going to Jolburg.
00:05:24It's either you go to Johannesburg, or you start thinking of a number of ways in which you should not
00:05:30pick up the soap.
00:05:36What time does it fly?
00:05:39What time does it fly?
00:05:46Bring me a marker here for the needle, please.
00:05:51Yeah, it looks like the Antwoord shot a music video here.
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:56It's chaos, man.
00:06:02Oh, look who's here!
00:06:03Hey, hey, hey!
00:06:05Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
00:06:06Gani!
00:06:07Gani!
00:06:08Gani like a spill, man!
00:06:10Good one.
00:06:12We're gone.
00:06:14Why are you doing here?
00:06:15Because now you can see, which this is a homicide.
00:06:18I know what's happening here.
00:06:19He got kicked off the big job, and now he needs to hang around here with the small shit.
00:06:24That's what happens when you turn your key witnesses into a mdog.
00:06:29Apparently, the forensic says they can't even tell the one guy from the other.
00:06:32And the coke?
00:06:33No, couldn't even find any coke.
00:06:35It was just blood and guts everywhere.
00:06:37You know like when you have a bowl of mints?
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:38And you put, like, icing sugar over it?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:41It looks like that.
00:06:42I think we should rename him and call him Thrifactor.
00:06:46Mama, please.
00:06:46I'm going to get out of my car.
00:06:48Good.
00:06:49All right, I got what I need.
00:06:51Oh, come on, no comeback.
00:06:52You want my comeback?
00:06:53Yeah.
00:06:54Go get it out your mother's asshole.
00:06:56Yeah, okay, that's fucking unnecessary.
00:06:58That was me, John.
00:07:00Hey, come on, it's not that funny.
00:07:04I'm just coughing, my friend.
00:07:27From what sources believe to be a bizarre case of mistaken identity, the actor playing Oscar
00:07:33Pistorius in the upcoming movie on the disgraced athlete's life has gone missing.
00:07:37Yeah, I'm just going to say something.
00:07:40Yeah, I'm just going to say something.
00:07:42Is this for real?
00:07:43Yeah, it's trending all over the socials.
00:07:45Damn, South Africa really is a movie, man.
00:07:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:51I mean, are criminals in South Africa that useless that they actually kidnapped the wrong person?
00:07:58Chuck, I think we both...
00:08:00Oh, okay.
00:08:01Chepan.
00:08:02Hi.
00:08:03This time.
00:08:05Monique.
00:08:06Yeah.
00:08:07Mark 4.
00:08:08Yeah.
00:08:10Oh.
00:08:11Hey, no, what is it?
00:08:13Monique, no, you're not a story.
00:08:14Oh, no, you're not a story.
00:08:15Oh, no, you're not a story.
00:08:15Oh, no, you're not a story.
00:08:16Where's the rest of my money?
00:08:17Like, it's your fictive is right still.
00:08:18Yeah, the fictive is right still.
00:08:19Where's my money, huh?
00:08:19Oh, oh, oh, stop the war, stop the war.
00:08:22Hey, man, you can't treat a woman like this.
00:08:23Who is that?
00:08:24Where the fuck is this guy?
00:08:25I'm the guy who's telling you not to pull a Donald Trump on a Krabba but a pussy.
00:08:29Hey, Papa, my milala.
00:08:30Huh?
00:08:31I sell anybody but a dead body.
00:08:32This year is my pitch.
00:08:34But you can't own a person, okay?
00:08:37Unless you do it romantically, like R&B singers, you know, like, the girl is mine.
00:08:42How much ransom would you get for Oscar now?
00:08:45Actually, do you remember you?
00:08:47Huh?
00:08:49You're the guy that didn't pay me last night.
00:08:52Oh, no, I've never met you.
00:08:54I've never met you.
00:08:56Is this the part with my mother?
00:08:57Yeah, he's a clean fucker.
00:08:58No, clean fucker.
00:08:59Hey, hey!
00:09:01Break it up, break it up, break it up.
00:09:03What's going on here?
00:09:04I don't know.
00:09:05What, what?
00:09:06Let's just sort this out.
00:09:07Oh, officer of the law.
00:09:09Detective.
00:09:10He got 5, 6, 9, man.
00:09:12Yeah, yeah, you're not so tough now, eh?
00:09:14This man wants to pay me to sleep with this man.
00:09:18You're a pimp.
00:09:19No, I'm a cop.
00:09:21So, where's your badge?
00:09:22Well, technically, I'm not a cop.
00:09:25So, you're impersonating an officer?
00:09:27No, I work with the police, so I'm half a cop.
00:09:33Okay, I'm taking you in.
00:09:34Trust is earned.
00:09:35This way.
00:09:36You're hurting me.
00:09:37I'm not touching you.
00:09:37Oh!
00:09:38Ah!
00:09:39Wait.
00:09:40Ah!
00:09:41What are you doing?
00:09:42Police brutality!
00:09:44He's man-hanging me!
00:09:46Oh!
00:09:46I'm not a racist!
00:09:47He's a racist!
00:09:49I'm an officer of the law.
00:09:52There's nothing to see here.
00:09:53He's bragging me!
00:09:55I'm robbing you or brutalizing you.
00:09:57Which one is it?
00:09:58Ah, let him go.
00:09:58Put the car, man.
00:09:59Let him go!
00:10:00What's that shit?
00:10:02Ah!
00:10:03Oh, come on, man.
00:10:05He's impersonating an officer.
00:10:07Ah!
00:10:10I'm telling you, just back off, okay?
00:10:12I'm sorry.
00:10:15I'm, I'm...
00:10:24Fucker!
00:10:31Generale!
00:10:32Generale!
00:10:33We did it.
00:10:34We got Oscars historias.
00:10:41Yeah, but this is not Oscar historias.
00:10:43What do you mean?
00:10:48He's got legs!
00:10:50He's got legs!
00:10:51Oscar historias does not have legs!
00:10:53He does not have legs!
00:10:57Oh, uh...
00:10:58He's a...
00:10:59He's got legs!
00:10:59Okay.
00:11:18Is he alive?
00:11:20Of course, Generale.
00:11:22Yeah, we had to use a little extra chlorophyll.
00:11:25I mean, he's an athlete.
00:11:26He's strong.
00:11:27So, boy boy, tell me.
00:11:28Just how much, Clarifin?
00:11:32That's too much!
00:11:33That's too much, mate!
00:11:35Yeah, I...
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Even not.
00:11:43That's right.
00:11:45A few drops.
00:11:46A few?
00:11:47Yeah, just...
00:11:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:49Well, he's dead, you dumb fucks!
00:11:51He's not dead.
00:11:52He's dead.
00:11:54Check his pulse.
00:11:57Uh, it, uh...
00:11:58What do you suggest we do with it, ma'am?
00:12:01I don't know.
00:12:03Maybe...
00:12:03Cut him up?
00:12:05Cut him up?
00:12:06Burn him.
00:12:06Burn him?
00:12:07Just don't fuck up like the last time you tried to get rid of a body.
00:12:20Google it.
00:12:22Google it.
00:12:23Google it.
00:12:28Have you got data?
00:12:34What a shit show.
00:12:36I feel bad for those guys from Violent Crime.
00:12:37We'll see.
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:40What'd you find out?
00:12:42What did you find out?
00:12:43Hey, man, when I come to the drug deal, I offer him back.
00:12:46Drug deal went wrong, and they're busy with the autopsy.
00:12:48They let us know as soon as there's any results.
00:12:51Yeah.
00:12:51This is like a shirt, Captain.
00:12:52Yeah, thank you, Carl.
00:12:53So, what's next?
00:12:54A word?
00:12:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:56I don't want to be busy now.
00:12:57I want to be a type of factor.
00:12:58I thought we'd change it to Connie.
00:13:00Yeah?
00:13:00Connie's more green.
00:13:01You managed to get my comeback yet?
00:13:03Get your fucking foot off my table, black Indian.
00:13:05Captain, please don't try it.
00:13:07Calm down.
00:13:08Shut up.
00:13:08Where's my tea?
00:13:11My office.
00:13:14You're going to be lucky to get yourself.
00:13:16This better be good.
00:13:17Found something at the scene.
00:13:19Forensic said it's clean.
00:13:20The body's in the mortuary.
00:13:21Those two idiots don't know what they're doing.
00:13:23I found an address written on the body.
00:13:25I think there's going to be a drop-off.
00:13:28Follow the address.
00:13:28I'll see what I can get about the body.
00:13:30Thanks, Cap.
00:13:31Not so fast.
00:13:32You're not doing this alone.
00:13:34Western Cape Regional sent someone to assist.
00:13:36Cap, you know I don't work well with others.
00:13:38No, John.
00:13:38After what you did yesterday, I don't want to hear it.
00:13:43Oh, fuck, no.
00:13:44You guys know each other?
00:13:45He's a pimp.
00:13:46He's a cock.
00:13:46He's a detective.
00:13:47Well, why didn't detective cock?
00:13:49Detective, I'm not a pimp.
00:13:50You made me pull my gun on their crap.
00:13:51You did what?
00:13:52No important.
00:13:53He's a racist.
00:13:53I knew it.
00:13:54Trust me, he's not.
00:13:55I should beat the shit out of you.
00:13:56Is it because I'm black?
00:13:57Because you're a menace.
00:13:58See?
00:13:58Oh, my God, stop it, bro.
00:14:01You sit down.
00:14:02If you have an assault, you sit down.
00:14:04Oh, you get a three-month suspension.
00:14:06You get 11 years jail time.
00:14:08Yo.
00:14:11Fuck.
00:14:11Just give me a pen.
00:14:14What's all of this?
00:14:15What is that?
00:14:16You're not expensive, this is.
00:14:19Yeah, 8.30 tonight.
00:14:20Don't be late.
00:14:22That's called defacing state property.
00:14:31I'll have a black tea, two sugars, no milk.
00:14:35Did he just order coffee from you?
00:14:46I mean, there's nothing here on chopping up bodies.
00:14:49It's just how to get ripped.
00:14:52Hey, I don't think it's subliminal.
00:14:54Don't you think it's gloves, it's a hectare,
00:14:56it's a raincoat for a sand, I think.
00:15:02OK, so just...
00:15:06What?
00:15:08What?
00:15:10What?
00:15:19Yeah, well, you're lucky that these two retards are family.
00:15:23Otherwise, I would have chopped them up.
00:15:25Fast and furious.
00:15:29She fucks up one more time and she's done.
00:15:32Done.
00:15:37I'm going offline for a while.
00:15:41Got some business I need to take care of.
00:15:45No matter what happens,
00:15:46meet me at the power station tomorrow night.
00:15:51Sure.
00:15:59Are you really going to do that?
00:16:15I'll show you.
00:16:23Hey, my love.
00:16:25Hey, babe.
00:16:26How's the eye?
00:16:27It's okay.
00:16:29Who did you piss off now?
00:16:32I didn't piss anyone off.
00:16:33They all pissed on me.
00:16:34Of course.
00:16:35My husband is an innocent angel.
00:16:42That's Jason.
00:16:44The electrician for the inverter.
00:16:47Oh, right.
00:16:51So, did you get suspended?
00:16:54Nope.
00:16:55Worse.
00:16:56They gave me a 15-year-old girl's job.
00:16:59For what?
00:16:59I have to babysit a CI.
00:17:02Well, it's better than getting suspended.
00:17:05Is it?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Look at it this way.
00:17:08You get to make a new friend.
00:17:11And start.
00:17:11To say no, it can't be the only thing in your life.
00:17:15You're not.
00:17:15I have work.
00:17:17And I have friends.
00:17:18No, you don't.
00:17:19You do not have friends, Dad.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:21What about Lester?
00:17:22You broke his arm.
00:17:24Oh, yeah.
00:17:25That was your fault.
00:17:26Don't start, Mom.
00:17:28Went for the last chop on the bra,
00:17:29and I told him I was saving it for you.
00:17:31Get in, get in, get in.
00:17:34This is...
00:17:35Sisters.
00:17:36Yeah, we're good.
00:17:37Good job.
00:17:37Good job.
00:17:38What's up?
00:17:38Can you please give him the worst,
00:17:40worst room that you have, right?
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:42Why?
00:17:44Why?
00:17:44Because you deserve it.
00:17:46You're a rat winner.
00:17:49You're welcome.
00:17:50All right.
00:17:56Okay.
00:18:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:18:04General, general.
00:18:31Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:18:53What about Eddie?
00:18:54He's a pedo.
00:18:55No, he said he liked my new haircut.
00:18:57Exactly.
00:18:58All right.
00:18:59Well done.
00:19:04Good job.
00:19:05Brady.
00:19:06The inverter's great.
00:19:07You haven't even seen it yet.
00:19:09Cool.
00:19:09Yeah, well, you know,
00:19:10how about the two of us go for a beer?
00:19:12Say thanks.
00:19:14Uh...
00:19:14Okay.
00:19:15Cool.
00:19:18Oh, oh, where's the light?
00:19:20Jason, he's got me in my arm.
00:19:21No, no.
00:19:21He's taking your money.
00:19:22No, no, no.
00:19:22It just takes a few seconds to kick in.
00:19:32Good job.
00:19:34Really, uh, lights off the place.
00:19:36So how about that beer?
00:19:44I think you made a great new friend.
00:19:47Mm.
00:19:48He's fine.
00:19:50You just scared the shit out of him.
00:19:52I didn't.
00:19:53Yes, you did.
00:19:57Okay, yeah.
00:19:58You ready?
00:19:59Sure, you ready?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01Yeah?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02You guys okay?
00:20:02Mm-hmm.
00:20:03You need a bucket?
00:20:04No, no, no.
00:20:05Right?
00:20:06It's alright.
00:20:06All right.
00:20:18All right.
00:20:38Hmm, hi, sexy.
00:20:39Hi, sexy.
00:20:59What's this?
00:21:00Just blending in.
00:21:02What?
00:21:04There you go.
00:21:05Seriously?
00:21:07Yeah, that's about 20 grand.
00:21:08It's all, it's all there.
00:21:09No.
00:21:10I'm sorry, man.
00:21:13It's more like it.
00:21:17Shit, it's late.
00:21:19I didn't mean it disrespectfully.
00:21:21Stop.
00:21:22You're drawing attention to us.
00:21:25So, what are we here for?
00:21:27I don't know yet.
00:21:29What are we here for?
00:21:31Listen, 90% of the job is this, okay?
00:21:34You're sitting around, staking shit out, trying to put the pieces together.
00:21:38Or you're just doing paperwork.
00:21:41That sounds cock-boring.
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:43And that's how we like it, because boring equals safe.
00:21:46I hate to break it to you, but being a cop isn't like in the movies.
00:21:49There are no crazy gun fights, or fist fights, or explosions.
00:21:53You're not chasing after people in the street like an action hero.
00:21:58You're not chasing after people in the street like an action hero.
00:22:00That's who we're here for.
00:22:03How do you know?
00:22:03Well, she's dressed like shit, so she's not a stripper.
00:22:08And she's carrying a briefcase, but she's not a suit.
00:22:11The whole vibe doesn't add up.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:17Some guy was murdered late last night in Rosettenville.
00:22:20And they left this address written in blood on his chest.
00:22:24Written on his chest?
00:22:25We're looking for Edward Scissorhands.
00:22:29Who's played by Johnny Depp?
00:22:30Johnny Depp's wife, she's in the bed.
00:22:33He said, make your bed and lie in it, so...
00:22:36Hand on the lips.
00:22:38I'm fine.
00:22:39Mary's not.
00:22:51Well, well, well.
00:22:53You look like you could use a drink.
00:22:55I should take one.
00:22:57Oh, that's a tequila lady.
00:22:59Two tequilas, please.
00:23:00I'm sorry, stripper, so I don't expect anything.
00:23:02Oh, don't worry.
00:23:03I'm not going to judge you on that.
00:23:05Oh, no, relax.
00:23:06Just have a shot.
00:23:08I don't know.
00:23:14Did it work?
00:23:18There you go.
00:23:25You don't want to be here in the next two minutes.
00:23:28What do you mean in two minutes?
00:23:29You're meeting someone?
00:23:31Or your boyfriend?
00:23:33You married man.
00:23:43You're so close.
00:23:49Man, it's such a small world.
00:23:51I'm sorry.
00:23:53I'm sorry.
00:23:55I'm sorry.
00:23:55what if you really know Lucy you would know that Lucy would want you to give me the password before
00:24:03I ask you what the password is that's Lucy to T nightingale we have a winner winner winner chicken
00:24:20I'm sorry my friend's a little drunk and he's off his mates what are you doing I'm working her we
00:24:25have for internal to find your girlfriend can you just calm down the lady and I would
00:24:35what the fuck man do that shit back oh
00:24:40I want a gun what did you eat
00:24:42I want a gun I want a gun I want a gun
00:24:48I want a gun
00:24:55Jesus oh sweet baby Jesus this is not what I prayed for when I said I want to hit this
00:25:00morning
00:25:10that ginger ale
00:25:14I've never hit a lady before but I'm about to make an
00:25:16oh what the fuck
00:25:19oh shit oh shit sorry sorry sorry
00:25:25oh baby black Jesus please be with me with this crazy white bag
00:25:30come on big boy let's fight
00:25:33okay that's it
00:25:56thanks for the help just get back there you're getting your ass handed to you by a white girl
00:26:01you drink out my mouth it doesn't look go just go go go
00:26:06oh man
00:26:08oh my god
00:26:08oh my god
00:26:13oh my god
00:26:19oh my god
00:26:22oh my god
00:26:33ohization
00:26:39the shirt
00:26:39the club was lit last night
00:26:45hey what is this get out of my way check this shit captain
00:26:49eyewitnesses on the scene report that a shootout took place before the fire
00:26:52started this isn't
00:26:54Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:56Cap, that was all self-defense.
00:26:58You burned down a strip club in self-defense.
00:27:01He burned it down.
00:27:02You created a PR nightmare.
00:27:04None of this would have happened if I had a gun.
00:27:06No!
00:27:07Okay, look, everyone's stressed.
00:27:09Let's circle back to this whole gun thing later.
00:27:16Yeah, it's his fourth one now, eh, John?
00:27:19You should call him foursome.
00:27:20John, follow these two yahoos,
00:27:22and why are they in disguise? It's not Halloween.
00:27:24Why don't you put some of your hair on his head and give him a hand?
00:27:27You win.
00:27:28It's not even funny.
00:27:28Oh, I've got it, John.
00:27:30With his straight mustache and his peppercorn beard,
00:27:33they look like a vampire wallet.
00:27:35Captain, permission to shoot John's new boyfriend in the face, please?
00:27:37I saw belief.
00:27:38How long did it take you two idiots to find evidence
00:27:40literally written on a body?
00:27:42They obviously can't read these guys.
00:27:44They've got literally on their foreheads written dumbass.
00:27:47What?
00:27:49Where can I come?
00:27:49I'm not going to ride on my bicycle.
00:27:50I'm not going to ride on my bicycle.
00:27:51I'm not going to ride on my bicycle.
00:27:51I'm not going to ride on my bicycle.
00:27:52I'm not going to ride on my bicycle.
00:27:53I'm not going to ride on my bicycle.
00:27:53Cut that shit out.
00:27:55The two of you, go and clean up that mess.
00:27:58Me, me.
00:27:59Now!
00:27:59We shall enjoy the captain.
00:28:01Tag and bag whatever you can.
00:28:06So what now, detective Big Shot?
00:28:08Well, we've got the briefcase.
00:28:09Ah, and we've still got Boosie.
00:28:11Who?
00:28:12That's the name that the writer gave me just before her head blew.
00:28:16Explode it all out of me.
00:28:21She was going to give me another name, but then he interrupted us.
00:28:24So there's that.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:25Alright.
00:28:26Follow the lead.
00:28:26And no more dead bodies and burning shits.
00:28:28This isn't a war zone.
00:28:32Is that my mug?
00:28:37Remind me never to drink from that again.
00:28:46Unbelievable.
00:28:47Oh, look!
00:28:48What the fuck?
00:28:50Don't touch anything.
00:28:59You know, we need a car with bigger boot space, man.
00:29:02Yeah, yeah, right.
00:29:05You know, you never know how difficult it is to get blood off your face.
00:29:09No, man.
00:29:10By the way, I just want to say I'm sorry.
00:29:11And therefore, like, just fainting.
00:29:13It's just that, yeah, the blood.
00:29:15I feel like I still have blood on me.
00:29:17Do I still have blood on me?
00:29:18What?
00:29:19You got on?
00:29:19Did you even wash your face?
00:29:21Yeah, I did.
00:29:22It's pouring out your ears, man.
00:29:23Yeah?
00:29:23Yeah, it's coming out your ears.
00:29:24Look!
00:29:25It's coming out your ears.
00:29:26Yeah, you see that?
00:29:27Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:27I mean, look at that.
00:29:28Look at that.
00:29:32Oh, shit.
00:29:34Oh, shit!
00:29:35Oh, shit!
00:29:36Oh, shit!
00:29:37Oh, shit!
00:29:40Oh, shit!
00:29:43Hey!
00:29:44What the fuck?
00:29:46Fuck!
00:29:52This is so funny.
00:29:55Oh, shit!
00:29:57Oh.
00:29:57Oh!
00:29:57Oh!
00:30:00Oh!
00:30:01Oh.
00:30:02Oh!
00:30:02Oh!
00:30:07Oh!
00:30:12Oh!
00:30:14So much for babysitting at CI.
00:30:16Things got underhand, baby.
00:30:17No shit! I mean, who did this to you?
00:30:22John!
00:30:23A bunch of gangbangers. There were like ten of them. Huge guys.
00:30:35Oh, don't worry about it. It's not as bad as luck.
00:30:42Actually, just think about it. It's delicious. Look.
00:30:47Do it back, because if you do it, I will do anything.
00:30:51Sword, no.
00:30:53I'm just going to follow her lead and report back. Nothing hectic.
00:30:56Nothing hectic.
00:30:58It's nothing hectic.
00:31:01No, I'm really worried.
00:31:03You'll be fine, I promise.
00:31:16Oh.
00:31:16Boy, boy.
00:31:17It's the only one.
00:31:18It's the only one.
00:31:27Mine went higher than yours anyways.
00:31:30He skipped a call.
00:31:32It's my straight back, boy.
00:31:33Don't even try out there.
00:31:35Some gangster shit with you, you see my gangster shit?
00:31:39Let me demonstrate, Cesar. Come stand over here.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:44Cam, now walk at me.
00:31:46Okay, okay.
00:31:47Oh, excuse me, ma'am.
00:31:49He didn't do anything.
00:31:50Mm-hmm, you think so? Really?
00:31:53No ways. No, I did not feel that.
00:31:55Right? You're right?
00:31:57That's super cool.
00:31:58I know, right? It's because the distraction is the bump,
00:32:01and then the magic is in the timing and the...
00:32:05What the hell are you doing? Nothing.
00:32:06I told you she can't see you like that.
00:32:08Chill, Dad. It's just tomato sauce.
00:32:11Yeah. High five, high five.
00:32:13This is for old people.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:15So what you do, right, is you take a fist bump, right?
00:32:18And then you go, whoo, and then another fist bump.
00:32:21Oh, that is so cool. You all right? You all right?
00:32:23Try it.
00:32:24What is happening?
00:32:27The shower's upstairs, and please burn those clothes afterwards.
00:32:31Who? Who's this?
00:32:32My wife.
00:32:33I go, bullshit. No way, that's your wife. That's a cover.
00:32:36For 15 years?
00:32:38No way, you're playing the long game here.
00:32:40No way, this is your wife.
00:32:43Sissy, how do you go, lad?
00:32:45Oh, bloody long game, man.
00:32:47No, no.
00:32:48I don't know how to do it.
00:32:51Oh, sevens are like...
00:32:53Tsk!
00:32:53I'm a burgazer.
00:32:55Hey!
00:32:55I'm sorry.
00:32:56This is all sexually transmitted, like I am.
00:32:59Hey, I can't leave people now.
00:33:01It never stops.
00:33:03You see what I'm dealing with.
00:33:04Well, this better be over soon.
00:33:06Oh, what happened to making friends?
00:33:09Go to a bar.
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:11Like a normal person.
00:33:27You are drawing too much attention.
00:33:29You lost the money.
00:33:30Hey, I land in a few days and you don't want to see mummy unhappy, do you?
00:33:35I've got some big news and I need to know that you two can handle business without me.
00:33:47Don't ever ignore one's privilege.
00:33:49Your dad dies and leaves you a trust find.
00:33:51My dad died and all he left me were a shitload of half-brothers and diabetes.
00:33:57Why is the third hand on the clock called the second hand?
00:34:00Are leaves caught leaves because they leave the tree?
00:34:02My morning pools take a lot out of me.
00:34:05Diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in your genes.
00:34:08I have a serious question for you.
00:34:10Yeah, what?
00:34:11Did you start talking the moment you popped out of your mother's vagina?
00:34:14You keep my mom's vagina out of your mouth.
00:34:16Gladly.
00:34:16Wait, what?
00:34:17All right, anyway, what's the plan?
00:34:19We try to find Boosie.
00:34:21Yeah?
00:34:21If it's the crazy chick from last night, we take her down.
00:34:23No way, dude.
00:34:24That chick is like a ninja.
00:34:26Like, literally, she's probably got those smoke bombs and poof, she's gone.
00:34:29Kind of like taking her shit on the plane.
00:34:31And you flash her and then go...
00:34:32Your shit just goes away.
00:34:33I've got separation anxiety.
00:34:34Maybe you can talk her to death and I'll do all the work again.
00:34:37Oh, okay.
00:34:38What if it's not the Boosie chick from the club?
00:34:41We wing it.
00:34:42Dude, that's your plan.
00:34:43Wing it.
00:34:44Just wing it.
00:34:46Stupid.
00:34:47And we can't go in there as cops.
00:34:48Well, you're not a cop.
00:34:49So, sorted.
00:34:50Oh, nice.
00:34:51That's where your spirit is today.
00:34:53Okay, fine.
00:34:54You know what?
00:34:55That badge, that's a red flag.
00:35:01And the gun?
00:35:03Seriously.
00:35:04Mm?
00:35:04You want to go in there unarmed?
00:35:07Yeah, well, I just want to go in there without risking my life again.
00:35:19Oh, probably need some sunscreen around here.
00:35:33This is a bad time to mention and then we're trying to not see you like us before.
00:35:35Yeah.
00:35:38I'm hoping this bag catches the right people's attention.
00:35:47It's not a boner, James.
00:35:50We are Mazi or Boosie?
00:35:54It's going to be harder than we thought, man.
00:36:12Ssshh!
00:36:13Ssshh!
00:36:14Ssshh!
00:36:17Ssshh!
00:36:18Ssshh!
00:36:19Ssshh!
00:36:31You see that kid back there?
00:36:33No, man.
00:36:33Don't mind it.
00:36:34He's been following us since we got you.
00:36:36Duh, you're sticking out like a sore thumb.
00:36:39The kid's probably thinking, what's that white monkey doing in the location?
00:36:42He knows something, I'm telling you.
00:36:43He knows nothing about a ninja woman you think the kid knows?
00:36:47How are you a detective even?
00:36:49How do you still have your own...
00:36:50Ssshh!
00:36:50Ssshh!
00:36:50Ssshh!
00:36:50Ssshh!
00:36:50Ssshh!
00:36:51How do you even still have a job?
00:36:55Ssshh!
00:36:56Ssshh!
00:36:57Ssshh!
00:37:04Ssshh!
00:37:07Ssshh!
00:37:08Ssshh!
00:37:10Ssshh!
00:37:11Ssshh!
00:37:16Ssshh!
00:37:18Help!
00:37:30Fast forward!
00:37:34Tripod, come out!
00:37:37Isn't his dick dragging in the sand?
00:37:39Where'd he go?
00:37:42He's so fast, he's like a little baby cheetah.
00:37:45Where are we?
00:37:46I don't know.
00:37:48Second one.
00:37:49Oh.
00:37:50Second one.
00:37:51Of course.
00:37:53Move!
00:37:54Yeah.
00:38:00Well, well, well, well.
00:38:04I see money.
00:38:05You see money?
00:38:06I see it.
00:38:07You see money?
00:38:08I see the man.
00:38:10It's only the money that we want.
00:38:13I hear you are looking for boozy.
00:38:15Told you this kid knew something.
00:38:16Hey!
00:38:17I'm not a kid.
00:38:18Eat more pussy than you.
00:38:20He's right though.
00:38:21It's unnecessary.
00:38:23We need to give that briefcase to boozy.
00:38:28Money, money, money, money!
00:38:31I'm a compromised woman.
00:38:34I swear…
00:38:34I have got a warning to keep my Mohammad billy.
00:38:48It's allупy coming home and wana hospital
00:38:51They got weirdumm...
00:38:52and then..
00:38:52I didn't run!
00:38:55Where did we go!?
00:38:57Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:38:59Hey, hey, hey!
00:39:00Hey, hey, hey!
00:39:01Hey!
00:39:03Hey, hey!
00:39:10General!
00:39:11Let's go, let's go!
00:39:13Let's go, let's go!
00:39:42It's great when you're not as short as it is!
00:39:44It's over, it's over.
00:39:45Work, mate.
00:40:03The writer sent us.
00:40:06What's the password?
00:40:08Nightingale, nightingale.
00:40:11Okay.
00:40:13Just give me a moment.
00:40:14I need to sort something out.
00:40:17How the fuck did you know that?
00:40:21Alright.
00:40:23Now,
00:40:25I don't know if you're going to survive this,
00:40:29but,
00:40:30now we know for sure that
00:40:32you will never rape again.
00:40:36You need to go blow yourself.
00:40:38Wait, what is that?
00:40:39Just think.
00:40:40What the fuck again?
00:40:42Don't you fucking do it.
00:40:43Not again.
00:40:44Don't you fucking do it.
00:40:46Swallow it.
00:40:47Swallow it.
00:40:47Swallow it.
00:40:47Swallow it.
00:40:49Come on now.
00:40:51Did you know it's rude to make a noise as a guest?
00:40:56Stop.
00:40:57Get your shit together.
00:40:59I don't know.
00:41:01Where is Lerato anyway?
00:41:03She bailed.
00:41:04She was too scared to come this far.
00:41:07She lost her head.
00:41:08Mine.
00:41:10Honestly.
00:41:12Lerato?
00:41:13I always knew he shouldn't have balls for the game.
00:41:15Neither does he.
00:41:17Good one.
00:41:18We are new contacts.
00:41:20Well,
00:41:21then we should get going.
00:41:24Headache is waiting for us and we are late.
00:41:26What about him?
00:41:27You know what they say?
00:41:29Survival of the fittest.
00:41:30If he makes it to the hospital, he lives.
00:41:32If he doesn't...
00:41:35Alright.
00:41:36Get going.
00:41:41Headaches.
00:41:42Why is she so happy?
00:41:45Does he still have a semi?
00:41:47What the fuck?
00:41:49Don't put your thumb in me.
00:41:52Oh, fuck it.
00:41:53Ugh!
00:41:57Show me your power!
00:42:04Show me your power!
00:42:09Show me your power!
00:42:26Are you here to see the big guy?
00:42:32Boss, they're here.
00:42:34Who's they?
00:42:35Pussy and the guards.
00:42:41Now make sure you pack this thing nicely.
00:42:43Last time you all spilt, my niece thought it was sherbet.
00:42:47She ran around like a mad thing for five hours.
00:42:57Oh, I see Gladys Knight brought her pips.
00:43:02Lerato packed out.
00:43:05These are our new plugs.
00:43:07And the rest of these?
00:43:08Ah.
00:43:09That's it.
00:43:10You thought that when you came here,
00:43:13something bad was gonna happen to you.
00:43:16That I can never be too careful.
00:43:19True.
00:43:22Three mil.
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:26That's gonna be a problem.
00:43:28Price just went up.
00:43:31Does Lady Tino?
00:43:32I'm telling you.
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:34That's not how it works.
00:43:39You don't tell me how things work.
00:43:42I tell you.
00:43:44We're the ones who took the risk here.
00:43:47So I'll take any cream off the top I want.
00:43:50Hang it?
00:43:52I can't do that.
00:43:54See?
00:43:55Oh, you can't.
00:44:07Look at this guy.
00:44:09Look at this guy.
00:44:23Why the fuck did you do that?
00:44:24Yes, we've got the money and the drugs.
00:44:27The principal.
00:44:29You killed all these men because they bruised your ego.
00:44:33I was sending a message.
00:44:36Now do you have a problem with the way I handle my business?
00:44:41Please do continue with the torture and the murder.
00:44:45You'll be a good girl and load up.
00:44:48Uh-huh.
00:44:49Because we've got places to be...
00:44:54Headache!
00:44:55Headache!
00:44:56Thank you, God.
00:44:57I really got with this guy.
00:44:59Oh, my God.
00:45:02Come on, let's go, man.
00:45:03We gotta go.
00:45:04Let's go.
00:45:14Let's go.
00:45:15Let's go, man.
00:45:16Let's go.
00:45:16I'll be there now.
00:45:26Let's go.
00:45:28Alright.
00:45:30Putter your noses.
00:45:32Just your wigs.
00:45:34A little shorter.
00:45:36Gee, my girl.
00:45:41What's that?
00:45:43And then?
00:45:44What happened?
00:45:45Where the fuck have you been?
00:45:47Okay.
00:45:47I've been trying to get hold of you all of last night.
00:45:49I told you I had business to take care of.
00:45:52Alright?
00:45:53Yeah, I didn't let my phone cause any distractions.
00:45:55Yo.
00:45:55What is all this now?
00:45:57You know, I've seen more fucked up shit since I met you
00:45:59than I've seen in my entire cop career.
00:46:01You should be sitting ducks out here, man.
00:46:04Just stay cool.
00:46:08Calvary's on the way.
00:46:11Yeah, well, Loretta really fucked up.
00:46:14You know?
00:46:15I always knew that bitch didn't have it in her.
00:46:18But?
00:46:19I did meet you guys and we took care of headache.
00:46:23My guys?
00:46:24Yeah, the tall white guy.
00:46:31Tell them I want to say hi.
00:46:36Hey, bitches!
00:46:37We don't have all night men.
00:46:39Let's go.
00:46:40No.
00:46:41Trevor.
00:46:41Just wait for the Calvary.
00:46:42I'm gonna shoot you myself.
00:46:44Fuck.
00:46:59Let's getcha.
00:47:01Ketchup.
00:47:06Oh, not this bitch again.
00:47:09Yes.
00:47:10This bitch again.
00:47:11Stop the bitch, Rock.
00:47:12Okay.
00:47:13What the fuck's going on here?
00:47:14They're cops.
00:47:15But you'd know that if you bother answering my calls.
00:47:18Excuse me?
00:47:19I'm not a cop.
00:47:20Oh, now you're not a cop.
00:47:21Well, if they want to shoot cops only, I don't want to die for them.
00:47:25You don't have to explain it.
00:47:25You don't have to explain it.
00:47:26Shut up!
00:47:29I had a run-in with them last night.
00:47:31You want to go another round?
00:47:32Do you?
00:47:33What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:34Everybody saw what happened last time.
00:47:36She handed me your ass.
00:47:37You were hiding behind the bar, drinking and making cocktails to blow the whole fucking place up.
00:47:41I'm bored.
00:47:43Tie them up.
00:47:44Put them in the car.
00:47:45Why?
00:47:46Why?
00:47:47Why don't we just kill them and get it over with?
00:47:52We have every guy with a badge on our ass.
00:47:54No.
00:47:54This is our time to show to mums that we can run our own shit.
00:47:57We can do this on our own.
00:48:00I'll fucking tie them up.
00:48:01I'm not scared.
00:48:07Stop!
00:48:07Stop, stop, stop!
00:48:09You got me in the fucking eye!
00:48:25Don't eat it!
00:48:26What is it?
00:48:27It's cocaine!
00:48:28Oh, no!
00:48:29It smells great!
00:48:31Let's go, Tito!
00:48:33I'll draw a fire.
00:48:35You go after the ninja.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Me?
00:48:36Yes!
00:48:37No!
00:48:37I need a gun!
00:48:38You really want to get into the fight now.
00:48:40Just go after her.
00:48:41Keep eyes on her so she doesn't get away and I'll do the rest.
00:48:44On one!
00:48:44Ah!
00:48:45Ah!
00:48:45Ah!
00:48:46Jesus!
00:48:46Just go!
00:48:54Come, come, come, go, go, go, go!
00:48:55She's in the corner!
00:48:57Busy!
00:48:58Where's Busy?
00:48:59Have you seen Busy?
00:49:00You too, on me.
00:49:01Come.
00:49:11Me too.
00:49:14And why didn't you say something?
00:49:16Because you're always so tough, my boy, alright?
00:49:18I don't want to come across as a pussy.
00:49:21Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:49:22I am a pussy.
00:49:23I get constant anxiety.
00:49:25You do.
00:49:26Yes.
00:49:26You really do.
00:49:27Let's just, let's just sit this around.
00:49:29Fuck yeah.
00:49:29Yeah?
00:49:30Yeah?
00:49:30Yeah!
00:49:31First, you've seen Busy!
00:49:33Ah!
00:49:34Got you, bitch!
00:49:35I usually don't hit women, but woohoo!
00:49:38I'll make a fucking deception for you, bitch!
00:49:40Okay, fuck boy, it's your turn then.
00:49:42Fuck boy, really?
00:49:43In the midst of everything that's going on, you're gonna call me a fuck boy.
00:49:47I'm a loving person!
00:49:48I'm a lover, not a fighter, okay?
00:49:54Hey! Busy boy!
00:49:56My uncle Lloyd's got a fucking grenade!
00:50:04Hey! Stop!
00:50:05Shut up!
00:50:08Shit!
00:50:10Drev!
00:50:11Drev!
00:50:11John!
00:50:13Did I get her?
00:50:14No!
00:50:15I'm so cold, John.
00:50:18Man!
00:50:41That's what we do!
00:50:43Yeah!
00:50:44You guys, you missed it!
00:50:46Missed everything!
00:50:47They're all trev, they needed their beauty sleep.
00:50:48Yeah!
00:50:49They need more beauty sleep!
00:50:50Hey!
00:50:51Hey!
00:50:51It's a celebration!
00:50:52Woohoo!
00:50:54Yeah!
00:50:56Yeah!
00:50:57Yeah!
00:51:00All right, everyone, get back to work!
00:51:02This is a police station, not Joburg Bloody Theatre.
00:51:04Yeah!
00:51:05You two!
00:51:06My office!
00:51:08In the office?
00:51:09Yeah!
00:51:10We're going into the office!
00:51:12You guys stay outside!
00:51:13You losers!
00:51:15Captain!
00:51:16You wanna see us as well?
00:51:18Yeah!
00:51:18Three T's, please.
00:51:19Make mine robots.
00:51:20Okay!
00:51:22The money and the drugs were seized.
00:51:25Well done.
00:51:27For what?
00:51:28She got away!
00:51:30They both did!
00:51:31Why can't you just be happy for once?
00:51:34We still have no idea how this thing goes.
00:51:36Who's this Dumanzo character?
00:51:38None of my concern.
00:51:39I'm closing the case.
00:51:40With Lady T in the wind!
00:51:41And Busy.
00:51:42Don't forget about Busy.
00:51:43I'll circulate a description for both of them.
00:51:46Also for this Dumanzo.
00:51:47Look, we got everything we needed for now.
00:51:50Lady T's got no more plays.
00:51:52Fucking A!
00:51:54Jono, let's go take a shower, man.
00:51:55I've been up all night.
00:51:59What?
00:51:59No!
00:52:00No, not like that.
00:52:01You guys.
00:52:02I meant you shower, then I shower.
00:52:06No soap on the rope.
00:52:07And then, you know, we can just chill.
00:52:09Not a fucking chance.
00:52:10I'm going back to Louise and Tessa.
00:52:12After all that we've been through.
00:52:13All of what, Trevor?
00:52:16I had your back.
00:52:17You had my back.
00:52:17I thought it meant something.
00:52:19It meant I was assigned to a fuck-up of a CI.
00:52:22I've been beat up.
00:52:24Shot at.
00:52:25Burnt.
00:52:26Seen some guy eat his own dick.
00:52:28Okay, what?
00:52:29Oh yeah, you're going to have to look into that.
00:52:32I just want to get back to my life.
00:52:35Without you.
00:52:38Cap.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:42Just for the record,
00:52:43I could have done this without you.
00:52:48So what now?
00:52:51Well, your record's clear,
00:52:52so you can go back to doing whatever it is you do.
00:52:56What I do is it's going to land me up in jail again.
00:52:59Well, I suggest you don't do that then.
00:53:30Dad, seriously.
00:53:31Please cover your scars.
00:53:33Pass this on for sissies.
00:53:34Come on.
00:53:36Is he embarrassing you?
00:53:37Yes, he is.
00:53:39They need oxygen to heal.
00:53:40This is what healing wounds look like.
00:53:42They look nasty.
00:53:43Is it supposed to look so pussy?
00:53:44Yes.
00:53:45And open.
00:53:45And gross.
00:53:47Ew.
00:53:57Hi, Mama.
00:54:00Hello, my girl.
00:54:02I'm hearing concerning news.
00:54:05Just some minor setbacks.
00:54:07You know how Mummy feels about setbacks, don't you?
00:54:10Yeah, yeah.
00:54:11I know.
00:54:12I'm on it.
00:54:13If you were on it, I wouldn't be calling you, would I?
00:54:17No.
00:54:17We're going to do things my way.
00:54:27So where is he now?
00:54:28No idea.
00:54:30Why didn't he come over?
00:54:32He's a criminal, Louise.
00:54:33I can't have him around you and Tessa.
00:54:36He was a criminal and Tessa really liked him.
00:54:40Yeah.
00:54:41Red flag.
00:54:42Venn, you spend more time with him than any other man.
00:54:47You don't think it's worth giving it a chance?
00:54:50You said I should go to a bar and make friends like normal people.
00:54:54Well, he's grown on me.
00:54:57And I really think he's grown on you too.
00:55:01Yeah, well, it's too late now.
00:55:03What did you do to him?
00:55:05I didn't do anything.
00:55:06Oh, you must have said something.
00:55:08I mean, I might have said a few things.
00:55:12Help!
00:55:14Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:55:15Get out of the bed.
00:55:21Where's Tessa?
00:55:22Tessa!
00:55:27It's okay, baby.
00:55:28Just do what they say, okay?
00:55:29Sharno.
00:55:30Drop it.
00:55:32Sit the fuck down.
00:55:34Menas.
00:55:36We're guests here.
00:55:37Don't be rude.
00:55:39Please excuse us for barging in here unannounced.
00:55:42And do pardon my daughter's foul mouth.
00:55:45Please.
00:55:46It's okay, baby.
00:55:54Ow!
00:56:01We've never met.
00:56:05They call me the mumsel.
00:56:09You must be John.
00:56:11You, Johnny boy, have been giving me and my children quite the headache.
00:56:15They're not children.
00:56:17They're animals.
00:56:20Maybe once.
00:56:22When they were on the streets.
00:56:24Alone.
00:56:25Scared.
00:56:27Hungry.
00:56:28But I took them in.
00:56:29I made them strong.
00:56:31I made them fearless.
00:56:35You're the kingpin.
00:56:38Did you hear about girls?
00:56:40What do they call me on the streets again?
00:56:43Skora.
00:56:45Top dog.
00:56:46Look at us.
00:56:47Big cheese.
00:56:48Fat cat.
00:56:50But I personally prefer being called Queenpin for obvious reasons.
00:56:57May I?
00:57:05Do you enjoy playing hide and seek, John?
00:57:09Amazing how much joy can be found in the art of hiding from another person.
00:57:14But what I never understood, girls, is why you always hid in the same obvious place.
00:57:22Perhaps it is a delight of knowing that they'll be found.
00:57:27That's the thrill of the game.
00:57:30The anticipation of footsteps slowly approaching.
00:57:34Knowing the inevitable is near.
00:57:41Come out from wherever you are.
00:57:44The little hearts racing faster and faster.
00:57:48But!
00:57:49They never hid in the closet.
00:57:53Behind the curtain.
00:57:54Or in the laundry bin.
00:57:57Where do you think they hid, Johnny boy?
00:58:01Huh?
00:58:06Ready or not.
00:58:08Here I come.
00:58:16No!
00:58:19No!
00:58:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:26We'll be in touch, Johnny boy.
00:58:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:33No!
00:58:34No!
00:58:34No, no, no, no!
00:58:35No, no, no, no, no!
00:58:40No!
00:58:50We have to put it in an induced coma.
00:58:52It will help you recover.
00:58:54How long?
00:58:55Well for now I can't say.
00:58:57We'll just have to check how she responds to treatment, but we'll just keep monitoring her
00:59:18Get old baby back this way
00:59:26All right Charlie three come in. Yes colored female 12 years old. This is a minor
00:59:31Yeah, minor. She's still in sleep way
00:59:36I fucking told you we needed to get them. I'm sorry John. Sorry he's not gonna bring my daughter back.
00:59:41Look we're doing everything we can
00:59:43How's Louise? How the fuck do you think she's doing?
00:59:48I'm calling in my contacts. You don't have any contact. I'll go door to door. John you are too close
00:59:52to this
00:59:53You need to let us do this without you
01:00:00John you know the protocol look around everybody, but the guy down in evidence is up here
01:00:08Just take a breath
01:00:13I need a moment
01:00:14My office
01:00:22Johnny boy
01:00:24I'm touching you dead. You really want to threaten me here. Let's just take a step back shall we what
01:00:29do you want?
01:00:30That sounds better. You know exactly what I want. It's all locked away in evidence. Of course. That's the fun
01:00:36part
01:00:37You're going to get it back for me. How the fuck do you expect me to do that?
01:00:41Somehow I think you're going to make a plan
01:00:45I'll call you with a location within an hour
01:00:50I think you know what will happen if you don't pull this off any sign of the police she dies
01:00:55I can't do this alone
01:00:58Okay, then bring a plus one
01:01:04Let's see how much daddy loves you, huh?
01:01:10What's the play here aren't you too tired of being ice boys wouldn't you rather be the moreki
01:01:17Headaches and all these men think they own the trade in this country
01:01:20But they didn't see us ladies coming did they
01:01:24And where are we going well, it was supposed to be a surprise
01:01:27But the two of you fucked it up royally
01:01:30We now own a share in the most luxurious train in the world
01:01:34Access to 30 000 kilometers of the most advanced railway system on the continent
01:01:41Mostly unmonitored run by men who wouldn't think twice of turning the other way for a cold drink
01:01:47Our product can run free what if they hit our stuff that's where the two of you come in my
01:01:52darling
01:01:53Those men are on my payroll. It's your job to manage that side of the business keep them in check
01:02:03Come on
01:02:10Nope hi you've reached trevor please leave a message unless it's a white gorilla then fuck you john
01:02:18Come on
01:02:26What you better be calling to apologize something's happened
01:02:33I think you've mispronounced i'm sorry trevor how can i make it up to you i really need your help
01:02:39What happened to him i could have done it all without you put louise in hospital and they've taken tessa
01:02:47Yeah, but i'm just a fuck up of a ci you've got a whole building full of cuffs to help
01:02:51you
01:02:51What we need to do isn't exactly legal
01:02:56So you're in only for louise and tessa i don't give a fuck about you you can go fuck yourself
01:03:02john that's good enough for me
01:03:05Okay so what's the plan
01:03:10What the fuck are you doing down here pretty boy
01:03:13Where are you i'm the guy the captain seems to come ask you who the fuck you think you are
01:03:18What the detective thought is missing and you're sitting down there twiddling your fucking thumbs
01:03:22No no no no this works it's hand on deck not hands on deck
01:03:28Hey are you on porno are you surfing the internet on the station's Wi-Fi
01:03:33I wouldn't honestly the girl is gonna die hurry it's a goat dead one it's all wait wait that was
01:03:40too much
01:03:40I'm sorry bring it in bring it in for the room sorry about that so sorry you'll be okay
01:03:46Just go check on the detective's daughter hurry it's a goat dead one she's gonna die
01:04:04I can't believe that actually worked quick grab the duffel bags i'll grab the rest of the shit
01:04:11Let's go isn't there something you want to say to me first
01:04:14Seriously now yes now i'm sorry
01:04:19And i can't do this without you
01:04:23And and we can shower and chill when we're done come on okay i'm not really into dudes but it'll
01:04:28do
01:04:31Does that look like a duffel bag
01:04:40I got the drugs
01:04:45Gave you the light bags
01:04:5920 minutes time we're going to start the search central moving out in four different sections
01:05:03We're going to start with public transport make sure you're working with the guys in the taxi unit
01:05:07We'll also be going to be yeah derelict buildings
01:05:10I'm here sir what he said all hands on deck i'm here sir i didn't mean you
01:05:14Shelters check out the shelters the buildings were who what
01:05:19You know loud chatty big eyes scar on the nose
01:05:26Shit you guys come with me evidence room now evidence room that's it let's go come on
01:05:39Trimor
01:05:40John will you stop fucking around what car is this
01:05:43This is our car this is a piece of
01:05:44Shit we needed to get something untraceable if we get followed they'll kill tessa oh man
01:05:49So we really are now on them this way yup
01:05:52Okay now i'm not going to ride in this thing man it's a big
01:05:55And
01:05:56Just say where
01:05:58Good boy
01:06:00Pretoria north the big railroad station
01:06:05They're going to be okay bro
01:06:08I promise
01:06:10Thanks
01:06:14Yeah
01:06:19It's mine
01:06:20Come on
01:06:20Come on
01:06:21You had one job
01:06:37Shit
01:06:39Got a surprise for you
01:06:41Yeah
01:06:41Check it out
01:06:43All right
01:06:44That's yours
01:06:46Okay
01:06:47This is how you use it
01:06:49Cock it
01:06:50Aim
01:06:51Point at the bad guys and shoot
01:06:53Finger off the trigger until you're absolutely ready that you got a shot all right
01:06:57Got it
01:06:57No
01:06:58Just take the wheel
01:07:00That's illegal
01:07:02Everything we're doing right now is illegal okay
01:07:04Cock it
01:07:05Point to the bad guys and shoot it's not rocket science
01:07:14Okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
01:07:18Wait
01:07:21Is that a dating app captain
01:07:23Yeah
01:07:24What
01:07:25Just asking
01:07:27Shit
01:07:33Fuck
01:07:34Fuck
01:07:35Fuck
01:07:35What's wrong
01:07:37John and his buddy are about to get themselves killed
01:07:40Yes
01:07:45Can we take their parking sport captain
01:07:50Oh lord god
01:07:52I pray to you
01:07:53Through the sweet innocent eyes
01:07:56Of the black baby jesus
01:07:59Hanging on my grandmother's wall
01:08:01I pray
01:08:03That you are with me
01:08:04Through this battle which is about to ensue
01:08:08It is a very very very dangerous one and i would like to go out to the clean slate
01:08:14I pray that god you fill me with your holy spirit
01:08:19Or any other liquid that you'd like to fill me in
01:08:23With not not in a sexual way i've already been filled in in prison
01:08:29That was not nice
01:08:31Amen
01:08:32Amen
01:08:47You know i actually wanted to tell you the writer is actually not such a bad person
01:08:51She would have actually been so good for this
01:08:54Yeah
01:08:57Yeah we go
01:09:08Your boys are here
01:09:09Hey you don't say that you don't call us boys we're fully grown men
01:09:13No
01:09:18Hello
01:09:19Is that your plus one john?
01:09:22This is my partner
01:09:27Who's that lady?
01:09:28She's running the show
01:09:30So do you really mean that i'm your partner?
01:09:32Where is the stuff?
01:09:33Where's Tessa?
01:09:42It's okay baby
01:09:44It's okay
01:09:45It's okay baby just stay calm
01:09:51It's okay
01:09:51Landy
01:09:54Not you
01:09:56You know all this drama could have been prevented if only you just left us alone john
01:10:11It's okay
01:10:14You got this buddy
01:10:39Get back into it
01:10:45That's it
01:10:45Good job
01:10:48Good job buddy
01:10:49Good job
01:10:53Did you really think it was going to be that simple?
01:10:58Did you?
01:11:05What are you doing?
01:11:07The safety's on
01:11:08You didn't say nothing but a safety
01:11:16Just point and shoot
01:11:22No no no no no
01:11:27Get back here you're going to get yourself killed
01:11:29What are you doing?
01:11:38Just aim at the bad guys you're going to kill us
01:11:41Hey listen
01:11:41I'm not dying like this
01:11:43Neither am I
01:11:47Get the money
01:11:48You get the money
01:11:49Get the money
01:11:50What are you doing?
01:11:57Jesus
01:11:59Holy shit
01:12:00Little black baby Jesus must really love you
01:12:03Okay I'm going after them watch Tessa for me
01:12:05No no no dad
01:12:05It's okay baby
01:12:07Listen to me
01:12:08Listen to me it's going to be okay
01:12:09I promise you I'll be back
01:12:10It'll be okay
01:12:12I love you
01:12:13I love you too
01:12:13Okay
01:12:24I'm going to get your dad
01:12:26I'm going to get your dad
01:12:26You're going to be all right
01:12:27Oh, my God.
01:13:11Oh, my God.
01:13:36Oh, my God.
01:13:49Oh, my God.
01:13:50Oh, my God.
01:13:52Oh, my God.
01:13:59This is how we first met.
01:14:03I didn't think I would die like this.
01:14:08Bitch, you died the moment you touched my family.
01:14:12And now I'm going after yours.
01:14:30Take cover!
01:14:31What the hell?
01:14:36Oh, my God.
01:14:43Oh, my God.
01:14:44Oh, my God.
01:14:48Hey.
01:14:53Oh, my God.
01:14:58I'm fucking sick of this shit.
01:15:01Fuck.
01:15:03What?
01:15:05Babasata.
01:15:07I'm getting out of here.
01:15:09Fuck.
01:15:20What a pity.
01:15:22Under normal circumstances, I'm gonna climb that woman like a tree.
01:15:27Excuse me, what?
01:15:30Hide behind a tree.
01:15:32Let me come, please.
01:15:33No.
01:15:33Come on.
01:15:34No.
01:15:35He left your gun behind.
01:15:39What?
01:15:41Oh.
01:15:45Oh.
01:15:47Oh.
01:15:49Oh.
01:15:51Oh.
01:15:53Oh.
01:15:55Oh.
01:15:55Oh.
01:15:55Oh.
01:15:58Oh.
01:16:02Oh.
01:16:02Oh.
01:16:04Oh.
01:16:06Oh.
01:16:07Oh man.
01:16:07There's bloody my mouth.
01:16:08Oh.
01:16:09Oh.
01:16:10Your DNA and my DNA are mixing.
01:16:12There's a luxurious baby in my mouth.
01:16:15Oh.
01:16:15Oh.
01:16:16Oh.
01:16:16Oh.
01:16:17Oh.
01:16:17Oh.
01:16:18You.
01:16:19on.
01:16:19Who is the blood mate?
01:16:22Come on.
01:16:28Oh.
01:16:35Hold on.
01:16:39Come on. Where's your gun?
01:16:45Seriously?
01:16:48Where's Tessa?
01:16:49Are you sure?
01:16:51Yeah, she's in the tree.
01:16:53In the tree.
01:16:55Listen, you go that way.
01:16:57I'll go that way. We'll take it together, okay?
01:16:59You got this, buddy. Come on.
01:17:07No!
01:17:13How's your life?
01:17:14It's not much better than your mother.
01:17:19No!
01:17:20No!
01:17:31What's happening back there?
01:17:32Are you hard?
01:17:34A little bit.
01:17:38Grab! Grab the pin!
01:17:40Grab the pin!
01:17:42What the fuck?
01:17:45Come on, come on!
01:17:47Come on!
01:18:01Jesus!
01:18:02How long was that grenade in your pants?
01:18:05Just long enough to wipe the cop cheese off.
01:18:07Don't mind!
01:18:07Good job!
01:18:09Dad!
01:18:10Yes, sir!
01:18:11Finally!
01:18:12Oh, fuck man!
01:18:14Why is it always me with this shit?
01:18:15Let's pretend it's tomato sauce.
01:18:18Oh, that worked!
01:18:19I didn't get it!
01:18:20Hold on.
01:18:21You're finally becoming a man.
01:18:27Hold on, partner.
01:18:28Couldn't have done this without you.
01:18:30I'm a boss.
01:18:30I'm a boss.
01:18:31I can tell them what to do.
01:18:33Boss be boss.
01:18:35Can't tell them what to do.
01:18:35Can't leave it then, can't leave it up then.
01:18:37Boss be boss.
01:18:39Never can make them change.
01:18:41Boss be boss.
01:18:43Always make foolishness.
01:18:45Everything that goes up must come down.
01:18:47We just wanna have fun and play around.
01:18:49Never been afraid when things starts to go down.
01:18:51That's the song that we sing and the vibe that we bring.
01:18:53Now they know us in your cuss the whole town.
01:18:55Yeah, everything is all good but it's no problem.
01:18:58When it's time to switch it up then we go find them.
01:19:00That's the storm that we bring.
01:19:01All we want to do is win.
01:19:02Look.
01:19:03We work hard, play hard.
01:19:05We always on our job.
01:19:08Heard them say we can't change.
01:19:09We always play games.
01:19:13But we gon' call when the times get tough.
01:19:16It's taking some time but the paperwork is done.
01:19:18You guys in the clear.
01:19:20Nice.
01:19:22And?
01:19:23It's the academy for you in a couple of weeks.
01:19:25You better get your ass in the gear.
01:19:26You're gonna be a cop in the halfway.
01:19:28Always true.
01:19:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:19:31You can't be fucking silly as much.
01:19:33Who else is gonna give this guy a job man?
01:19:34He's wearing pajamas.
01:19:35Okay, singers of Old Town Road.
01:19:37Lalit.
01:19:38Your mother called.
01:19:39She booked a full night of this.
01:19:41Okay.
01:19:42Just make sure you're on top Trevor.
01:19:43Yeah, she's a one-tonner.
01:19:45You can always climb like a tree.
01:19:48What?
01:19:50Nothing.
01:19:51Nothing.
01:19:52Iks ne on the trees ne.
01:19:53Help your mum.
01:19:54Help your mum.
01:19:56Private school kids.
01:19:57Come on.
01:20:12Come on.
01:20:13Come on.
01:20:26Me and you.
01:20:27Yes.
01:20:28Me and you.
01:20:40Oh
01:21:18Don't touch me
01:21:19So come back to see
01:21:37I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:21:41Everybody playing by the damn book
01:21:43My dogs ain't right, this is crook, you're yours
01:21:59Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:01I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:06Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:08My dogs ain't right, this is crook, you're yours
01:22:22Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:25I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:29Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:31My dogs ain't right, this is crook, you're yours
01:22:47Take one, one, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:49I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:54Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:57My dogs ain't right, this is crook, you're yours
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