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00:00:23Where did he go?
00:00:24Up or down, Frankie?
00:00:26Oh, you, you're out!
00:00:31What about the fire?
00:00:32I'll push you shut up to T.
00:00:40Tango 6, come in.
00:00:44David John, coming for Captain Dhoni.
00:00:47Going off the wing.
00:00:48Cover the exits. Negative, negative.
00:00:50Stand by for backup, over.
00:00:52No. By the time backup arrives,
00:00:54he'll be gone.
00:00:55Breach! Breach!
00:00:57Go, go!
00:00:58Go!
00:01:10Go!
00:01:12Go!
00:01:14Go!
00:01:15Go!
00:01:28Go!
00:01:30Go!
00:01:32Go!
00:01:35Go!
00:01:36Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:44Go!
00:01:46Go!
00:01:47could ask again you came up here you should have gone down there hey you
00:01:53should break don't you dare freeze
00:02:12this entire operation down the drain because of you i was the one who got us the lead in
00:02:19the first place well now we got nothing
00:02:24we knew they were working with someone higher up so now what the snitch and the distributor are both
00:02:30a bloody mess we're digging their brains out of 10 kilos of coke and we still have no idea who
00:02:36the bigger player is the swat shut it i'll pick up the trail again cap no you're off this what
00:02:46excuse
00:02:46me i'm sorry cap can we just this entire thing is a stuff up because you can't play nicely with
00:02:52other
00:02:52kids so what now i'm suspended no nope homicide in rosettenville looks drug related
00:03:04come on cap this is low-level you're lucky i'm giving you that now get out
00:03:17hey
00:03:20get your shit together john
00:03:23yes sir
00:03:31trevor
00:03:3237 years old
00:03:34was a little how do you know
00:03:38since then you've bounced around from home to home
00:03:45breaking and entering shoplifting
00:03:48you thought that was like small fry hey so you had to upgrade yourself
00:03:55to possession of narcotics position with intention to sell burglary
00:04:04you know
00:04:11you're looking at about 11 years uh no no correction that's why i work with you guys wipe that
00:04:18shit clean
00:04:25all i need from you is to make sure that pinda gives up the drugs
00:04:28and her contacts
00:04:30you've got the drugs in your head
00:04:32me
00:04:32hey funny
00:04:33what is it
00:04:34it's
00:04:35how
00:04:36police brutality
00:04:37i don't know
00:04:38i don't know
00:04:39i don't know
00:04:39i don't know
00:04:40oh look he's cut please
00:04:41what
00:04:42what you set up
00:04:43also you're the one that has caused this for me
00:04:46and who's fault is that a stupid rookie was supposed to arrest me alongside pindi so
00:04:51that might be true but you're burnt now
00:04:55spalled goods can't choose you
00:04:58fuck that
00:05:02but
00:05:06and how do
00:05:08nope nope
00:05:09i would rather drink gwen de montaj's bathwater
00:05:12in actual fact i would rather go down on the taiwanese transvestite
00:05:17what am i going to get meeting to ridge an ax wound i don't know
00:05:20the chances are better than me going to joeberg
00:05:24it's either you go to johannesburg
00:05:26or you start thinking of a number of ways in which you should not
00:05:30pick up the soap
00:05:36what times i fly
00:05:46bring me a marker here for the needle please
00:05:50yeah it looked like the antwort shot a music video here
00:05:53yeah
00:05:56chaos man
00:06:02look who's here
00:06:03hey hey hey
00:06:04where
00:06:06ooooh
00:06:06kani
00:06:06kani
00:06:08kani like a spiel man
00:06:10Good one.
00:06:12We're gone.
00:06:14Why are you doing here?
00:06:15Because now you can see, which this is a homicide.
00:06:18I know what's happening here.
00:06:20He got kicked off the big job,
00:06:21and now he needs to hang around here with the small shit.
00:06:24That's what happens when you turn your key witnesses
00:06:26into a dog.
00:06:28Apparently, the forensic says
00:06:30that you can't even tell the one guy from the other.
00:06:32And the coke?
00:06:33No, couldn't even find any coke.
00:06:35It was just blood and guts everywhere.
00:06:37You know like when you have a bowl of mints?
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:38And you put like icing sugar over it?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:41It looks like that.
00:06:42I think we should rename him
00:06:44and call him Thrifactor.
00:06:48Good.
00:06:49All right, I got what I need.
00:06:51Oh, come on, no comeback.
00:06:52You want my comeback?
00:06:53Yeah.
00:06:54Go get it out your mother's asshole.
00:06:56Yeah, okay, that's fucking unnecessary.
00:06:58That was me, John.
00:07:00Come on, Thraddla, it's not that funny.
00:07:04I'm just coughing, my friend.
00:07:28What sources believe to be a bizarre case of mistaken identity,
00:07:31the actor playing Oscar Pistorius in the upcoming movie
00:07:34on the disgraced athlete's life
00:07:36has gone missing.
00:07:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:39This is good.
00:07:40Yes.
00:07:41I'm going to say something.
00:07:42Is this for real?
00:07:43Yeah, it's trending all over the socials.
00:07:45Damn, South Africa really is a movie, man.
00:07:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:51I mean, are criminals in South Africa that useless
00:07:55that they actually kidnapped the wrong person?
00:07:58Chuck, I think we both...
00:08:01Cepan.
00:08:02Hi.
00:08:03Yes, I'm.
00:08:05Monique.
00:08:06Yeah.
00:08:07Make sure.
00:08:08Yeah.
00:08:10Yeah.
00:08:11Hey, no.
00:08:11What is it?
00:08:12Monique, what is the story going on?
00:08:14No, it's the story going on.
00:08:15What is the right of my mind?
00:08:16Yo, the next world, where's my money, huh?
00:08:20Hey, hey, hey, stop the wall, stop the wall.
00:08:22Come on, you can't treat a woman like this.
00:08:23What do you want to do inside?
00:08:24Where the fuck is this guy?
00:08:25I'm the guy who's telling you not to pull a Donald Trump
00:08:27on a crever but a pussy.
00:08:29Hey, Baba, my milala.
00:08:30I sell anybody but a dead body.
00:08:32This year is my pitch.
00:08:34But you can't own a person, okay?
00:08:37Unless you do it romantically, like R&B singers, you know, like,
00:08:40for God, he's mine.
00:08:42How much ransom would you get for Oscar now?
00:08:45Actually.
00:08:46Do you remember you?
00:08:47Eh?
00:08:49You're the guy that didn't pay me last night.
00:08:52Oh, no.
00:08:53I've never met you.
00:08:54I've never met you.
00:08:56Is this the part with my mother?
00:08:57Yeah, he's a claim fucker.
00:08:58No, claim fucker.
00:08:59Hey, hey!
00:09:01Break it up.
00:09:02Break it up.
00:09:03Break it up.
00:09:03What's going on here?
00:09:04I don't know.
00:09:05What?
00:09:06Let's just sort this out.
00:09:07Oh, officer of the law.
00:09:09What?
00:09:10Here, you got 506-9.
00:09:12Yeah, you're not so tough now, eh?
00:09:13This man wants to pay me to sleep with this man.
00:09:18You're a pimp.
00:09:19No.
00:09:20No, I'm a cop.
00:09:20So, where's your badge?
00:09:23Technically, I'm not a cop.
00:09:25So you're impersonating an officer?
00:09:27No.
00:09:28No, I work with the police, so I'm half a cop.
00:09:33Okay, I'm taking you in.
00:09:34Trust is earned.
00:09:35Sorry.
00:09:36You're hurting me.
00:09:37I'm not touching you.
00:09:37Oh, ah!
00:09:39Wait.
00:09:40Ah!
00:09:41What are you doing?
00:09:42Police brutality!
00:09:44He's man-hanging me!
00:09:46I'm not a racist.
00:09:47He's a racist!
00:09:49I'm not a racist.
00:09:50Everyone, just back away.
00:09:51I'm an officer of the law.
00:09:52There's nothing to see here.
00:09:53He's braving me!
00:09:55I'm not braving you or brutalizing you.
00:09:57Which one is it?
00:09:57Ah, man.
00:09:58Let him go!
00:10:00Let him go!
00:10:01Let him go!
00:10:01Let him go!
00:10:02Let him go!
00:10:02Let him go!
00:10:03Let him go!
00:10:03Oh, come on, man.
00:10:05He's impersonating an officer.
00:10:07Oh, yeah!
00:10:08Let him go!
00:10:09What?
00:10:10I'm telling you, just back off, okay?
00:10:13I'm sorry.
00:10:14I'm sorry.
00:10:15I'm...
00:10:16I'm...
00:10:16Shit.
00:10:24Fucker.
00:10:31Generale.
00:10:32Generale.
00:10:33Generale.
00:10:33We did it.
00:10:34We got Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:41Yeah, but this is not Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:43What do you mean?
00:10:48He's got legs!
00:10:50He's got legs!
00:10:51Oscar Fistorias does not have legs!
00:10:53He does not have legs!
00:10:54Oh, uh...
00:10:58He said...
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:18Are you alive?
00:11:20Of course, Generale.
00:11:22Yeah, we had to use a little extra chlorophyll.
00:11:25I mean, he's an athlete.
00:11:26He's strong.
00:11:27So, boy boy, tell me.
00:11:28Just how much chlorophyll?
00:11:32That's too much!
00:11:33That's too much, mate!
00:11:35Yeah.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Even not.
00:11:43That's so cute.
00:11:45A few drops.
00:11:46A few?
00:11:47Yeah, just...
00:11:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:49Well, he's dead!
00:11:50You dumb fucks!
00:11:51He's not dead, bro.
00:11:52He's dead.
00:11:54Ch...
00:11:54Shake his pulse.
00:11:57Uh, it, uh, uh...
00:11:59What do you suggest we do with it, ma'am?
00:12:01I don't know.
00:12:03Maybe...
00:12:03Cut him up?
00:12:05Cut him up.
00:12:06Burn him.
00:12:06Burn him?
00:12:07Just don't fuck up like the last time you tried to get rid of a body.
00:12:20Google it.
00:12:22Google it.
00:12:24Google it.
00:12:28Have you got data?
00:12:30It's in the upcoming film.
00:12:32Run, Oscar.
00:12:32Run is still missing.
00:12:35What a shit show.
00:12:36I feel bad for those guys from violent crime.
00:12:37We'll see.
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:40What'd you find out?
00:12:42What did we find out?
00:12:43Hey, man, when I come back to the drug deal, I'll offer him back.
00:12:46Drug deal went wrong, and they're busy with the autopsy.
00:12:48They let us know as soon as there's any results.
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51This is like a shit, Captain.
00:12:52Yeah, thank you, Carl.
00:12:53So, what's next?
00:12:54Can we just run that route?
00:12:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:56I don't want to sit busy now, where we're time factor.
00:12:58I thought we'd change it to Connie.
00:13:00Yeah?
00:13:00Connie's no longer.
00:13:01You managed to get my comeback yet?
00:13:03Get your fucking foot off my table, black Indian.
00:13:05Captain, please stop trying to find a place.
00:13:07Calm down.
00:13:08Shut up.
00:13:08Where's my tea?
00:13:11My office.
00:13:14You're going to be lucky to get this up.
00:13:16This better be good.
00:13:17Found something at the scene.
00:13:19Forensics said it's clean.
00:13:20The body's in the mortuary.
00:13:21Those two idiots don't know what they're doing.
00:13:23I found an address written on the body.
00:13:25I think there's going to be a drop-off.
00:13:28Follow the address.
00:13:28I'll see what I can get about the body.
00:13:30Thanks, Cap.
00:13:31Not so fast.
00:13:32You're not doing this alone.
00:13:34Western Cape Regional sent someone to assist.
00:13:36Cap, you know I don't work well with others.
00:13:38No, Don.
00:13:38After what you did yesterday, I don't want to hear it.
00:13:43Oh, fuck, no.
00:13:44You guys know each other?
00:13:45He's a pimp.
00:13:46He's a cock.
00:13:46He's a detective.
00:13:47Well, why didn't detective cock?
00:13:49Detective, I'm not a pimp.
00:13:50You made me pull my gun on their craft.
00:13:51You did what?
00:13:52Not important.
00:13:53He's a racist.
00:13:53I knew it.
00:13:54Trust me, he's not.
00:13:55I should beat the shit out of you.
00:13:56Is it because I'm black?
00:13:57Because you're a menace.
00:13:58See?
00:13:58Oh, my God.
00:14:00Stop.
00:14:01Stop.
00:14:01You sit down.
00:14:02You sit down.
00:14:03I'm going to suit your shit out, man.
00:14:04Oh, you get a three-month suspension.
00:14:06Ha-ha.
00:14:06You get 11 years jail time.
00:14:08Yo.
00:14:10Oh, fuck.
00:14:12Give me a pen.
00:14:14What's all of this?
00:14:15What is that?
00:14:16You know how expensive this is.
00:14:19Yeah, 8.30 tonight.
00:14:20Don't be late.
00:14:22That's called defacing state property.
00:14:30I'll have a black tea, two sugars, no milk.
00:14:35Did he just order coffee from you?
00:14:46I mean, there's nothing here on chopping up bodies.
00:14:49It's just how to get ripped.
00:14:53Hey, I don't think it's subliminal.
00:14:54Don't you think it's gloves, it's the hectare,
00:14:56it's the raincoat for his hands, you know?
00:15:02Okay, so just...
00:15:06What?
00:15:12What?
00:15:18What?
00:15:19What?
00:15:20Yeah, well, you're lucky that these two retards are family.
00:15:23Otherwise, I would have chopped them up.
00:15:25Fast in furios.
00:15:29She fucks up one more time and she's done.
00:15:32Done.
00:15:37I'm going offline for a while.
00:15:41I've got some business I need to take care of.
00:15:45No matter what happens,
00:15:47meet me at the power station tomorrow night.
00:15:51Sure.
00:15:59Are you really going to do it?
00:16:23Hey, my love.
00:16:25Hey, babe.
00:16:26How's the eye?
00:16:27It's okay.
00:16:29Who did you piss off now?
00:16:32I didn't piss anyone off.
00:16:33They all pissed on me.
00:16:34Of course.
00:16:35Of course.
00:16:36My husband is an innocent angel.
00:16:42That's Jason.
00:16:45The electrician for the inverter.
00:16:47Oh, right.
00:16:52So, did you get suspended?
00:16:54Nope.
00:16:55Worse.
00:16:56They gave me a 15-year-old girl's job.
00:16:59For what?
00:16:59I have to babysit a CI.
00:17:01Well, it's better than getting suspended.
00:17:05Is it?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Look at it this way.
00:17:08You get to make a new friend.
00:17:11Don't start.
00:17:12Tess, I know it can't be the only thing in your life.
00:17:15You're not.
00:17:15But I have work and I have friends.
00:17:18No, you don't.
00:17:19You do not have friends, Dad.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:21What about Lester?
00:17:22You broke his arm.
00:17:24Oh, yeah.
00:17:25That was your fault.
00:17:26Don't start, Mom.
00:17:28Went for the last chop on the bra and I told him I was saving it for you.
00:17:32Get in.
00:17:32Get in.
00:17:33Get in.
00:17:35This is...
00:17:35Sisters.
00:17:36Yeah, we're good.
00:17:37Good job.
00:17:37Good job.
00:17:38Can you please give him the worst, worst room that you have, ne?
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:42Why?
00:17:43Why?
00:17:44Because you deserve it.
00:17:46You're a red winner.
00:17:49You're welcome.
00:17:50All right.
00:17:56Okay.
00:18:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:18:04General, general.
00:18:06And I'm going to stand as any punk or something.
00:18:08And I'm going to tell you, man.
00:18:09And I'm going to tell you, man.
00:18:10Yeah, man.
00:18:11Yeah, man.
00:18:12Yeah, man.
00:18:12Yeah, man.
00:18:14Okay.
00:18:15I'm going to go 활동.
00:18:19Whoa, whoa.
00:18:20General, whoa.
00:18:21Oh, whoa.
00:18:26Okay.
00:18:29Hey.
00:18:30Man, man.
00:18:31Sorry.
00:18:32Sorry.
00:18:32Sorry.
00:18:32Sorry.
00:18:33I can't play.
00:18:34Let me.
00:18:38No.
00:18:38Ah.
00:18:39Oh.
00:18:39Ah.
00:18:40Ah.
00:18:41Ah.
00:18:41Ah.
00:18:43Ah.
00:18:53What about Eddie?
00:18:54He's a pedo.
00:18:55No, he said he liked my new haircuts.
00:18:57Exactly.
00:18:58All right.
00:18:58All done.
00:19:04Good job.
00:19:05Righty.
00:19:06The inverter's great.
00:19:07You haven't even seen it yet.
00:19:09Cool.
00:19:10Yeah, well, you know, how about the two of us go for a beer?
00:19:12Say, thanks.
00:19:14Uh, okay.
00:19:15Cool.
00:19:19Where's the light?
00:19:20Jason, he's got me in my arm.
00:19:21No, no.
00:19:21He's taking your money.
00:19:22No, no, no.
00:19:22It just takes a few seconds to kick in.
00:19:33Good job.
00:19:34Really lights off the place.
00:19:36How about that beer?
00:19:44I think you made a great new friend.
00:19:48He's fine.
00:19:50You just scared the shit out of him.
00:19:52I didn't.
00:19:53Yes, you did.
00:19:57Okay.
00:19:57You ready?
00:19:59Sure, you ready?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01Yeah?
00:20:02You guys okay?
00:20:02Mm-hmm.
00:20:03You need a bucket?
00:20:04No, no, no.
00:20:05Right?
00:20:06It's all right.
00:20:06All right.
00:20:22All right.
00:20:38Mm-hmm.
00:20:39Hi, sexy.
00:20:39All right.
00:20:59And this?
00:21:00Just blending in.
00:21:02What the?
00:21:04There you go.
00:21:07Yeah, that's about turning around.
00:21:08It's all there.
00:21:10I'm sorry.
00:21:13It's more like it.
00:21:18Ship's leg.
00:21:19I didn't mean it disrespectfully.
00:21:21Stop drawing attention to us.
00:21:25So, who are we here for?
00:21:27I don't know yet.
00:21:29What are we here for?
00:21:31Listen.
00:21:3290% of the job is this, okay?
00:21:34You're sitting around, staking shit out,
00:21:36trying to put the pieces together.
00:21:38Or you're just doing paperwork.
00:21:41That sounds cock-boring.
00:21:42Yeah. And that's how we like it.
00:21:44Because boring equals safe.
00:21:46I hate to break it to you, but being a cop isn't like
00:21:48in the movies. There are no crazy
00:21:50gunfights, or fistfights,
00:21:52or explosions. You're not chasing
00:21:54after people in the street like in action.
00:21:58You're...
00:21:58There.
00:22:00That's who we're here for.
00:22:03How do you know?
00:22:05She's dressed like shit,
00:22:06so she's not a stripper.
00:22:08And she's carrying a briefcase,
00:22:10but she's not a suit.
00:22:11The whole vibe doesn't add up.
00:22:13No.
00:22:17Some guy was murdered late last night in Rosettenville,
00:22:20and they left this address written in blood on his chest.
00:22:24Written on his chest?
00:22:25We're looking for Edward Scissorhands.
00:22:29Who's played by Johnny Depp?
00:22:30And Johnny's Depp's wife.
00:22:31She's in the bed.
00:22:33They say make your bed and lie in it.
00:22:36So...
00:22:36Hand on the lips.
00:22:38I'm...
00:22:38No, I'm fine.
00:22:39I'm married.
00:22:51Well, well, well.
00:22:53You look like you could use a drink.
00:22:55I've taken.
00:22:57Oh, that's a tequila lady.
00:22:59Two tequilas, please.
00:23:00I'm sorry stripper, so I don't expect anything.
00:23:02Oh, don't worry.
00:23:03I'm not gonna judge you on that.
00:23:05Oh, no, relax.
00:23:06Just have a shot.
00:23:08I don't know.
00:23:14Did it work?
00:23:18There you go.
00:23:25You don't wanna be here the next two minutes.
00:23:28What's happening in two minutes?
00:23:29You're meeting someone?
00:23:31Or your boyfriend?
00:23:33Oh, married man!
00:23:35I have a question.
00:23:36I'm going to call him Ubuisi from Mansivel.
00:23:39If I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
00:23:41Ubuisi?
00:23:42Ubuisi from Mansivel?
00:23:44Look!
00:23:45Ubuisi!
00:23:46Ubuisi!
00:23:47He's so close.
00:23:49Man, it's such a small world.
00:23:50Ubuisi!
00:23:51Ubuisi!
00:23:52Ubuisi!
00:23:52Hey, man!
00:23:54Okay, if Ubuisi get Ubuisi, it's in the password.
00:23:57Well...
00:23:58If you really know Ubuisi, you would know that Ubuisi would want you to give me the password before I
00:24:03ask you what the password is.
00:24:05That's Ubuisi2T.
00:24:08Nightingale.
00:24:09Bing, bing, bing, bing!
00:24:10We have a winner!
00:24:12Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
00:24:15That's how simple it is, man!
00:24:20I'm sorry.
00:24:21My friend's a little drunk and he's off his meds.
00:24:23What are you doing?
00:24:24I'm waking her.
00:24:25Well, you have to tell her to find your girlfriend.
00:24:27Can you just calm down?
00:24:28The lady and I will do...
00:24:34Shit!
00:24:35Oh!
00:24:36What the fuck, man?
00:24:37Shoot that shit back!
00:24:38Oh!
00:24:39Oh!
00:24:40Oh!
00:24:40I want a gun!
00:24:42What did you eat?
00:24:42I want a gun!
00:24:45I want a gun!
00:24:47I want a gun!
00:24:48I want a gun!
00:24:49I want a gun!
00:24:51Oh!
00:24:51Give me a gun!
00:24:52Give me a gun!
00:24:53Give me a gun!
00:24:53Oh, yeah!
00:24:55Jesus!
00:24:56Oh, sweet baby Jesus!
00:24:57This is not what I prayed for when I said I want a head this morning!
00:25:07What the fuck is that?
00:25:10Is that ginger ale?
00:25:13I've never hit a lady before, but I'm about to make an...
00:25:16Oh!
00:25:16What the fuck?
00:25:20Oh, shit.
00:25:21Oh, shit.
00:25:22Sorry.
00:25:23Sorry.
00:25:25Sorry.
00:25:26Sorry, baby black Jesus!
00:25:27Please be with me with this crazy white bag!
00:25:31Come on, big boy.
00:25:33Let's fight.
00:25:34Okay.
00:25:34That's it.
00:25:34I'm warning you.
00:25:49Come on, partner!
00:25:54Oh!
00:25:56Thanks for the help!
00:25:58Just get back there!
00:25:59You're getting your ass handed to you by a white girl!
00:26:01What are you drinking right now?
00:26:02It doesn't look...
00:26:03Go!
00:26:04Just go!
00:26:05Go!
00:26:06Go!
00:26:07Oh, man!
00:26:08Help me!
00:26:16Oh, my son!
00:26:19This is the same guy!
00:26:21Oh.
00:26:24Oh!
00:26:39The popular strip club burnt down before firefighters could get there to save it.
00:26:43Looks like the club was lit last night, Dad.
00:26:46Hey, what is this? Get out of my way.
00:26:48Check this shit, Captain.
00:26:49And eyewitnesses on the scene report that a shootout took place before the fire started.
00:26:54Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:56Captain, that was all self-defense.
00:26:58You burnt down a strip club in self-defense.
00:27:01He burnt it down.
00:27:02You created a PR nightmare.
00:27:04None of this would have happened if I had a gun.
00:27:06No!
00:27:07Okay, look, everyone's stressed.
00:27:09Let's circle back to this whole gun thing later.
00:27:16Yeah, it's his fourth one now, eh, John?
00:27:19You should call him foursome.
00:27:20John, follow these two yahoos, and why are they in disguise?
00:27:23It's not Halloween.
00:27:24Why don't you put some of your hair on his head and give him a hand?
00:27:27Here.
00:27:27You win.
00:27:28It's not even fun.
00:27:28Oh, I've got it, John.
00:27:30With his straight mustache and his peppercorn beard, they look like a Valkyrie wallet.
00:27:35Captain, permission to shoot John's new boyfriend in the face, please?
00:27:37That's all belief.
00:27:38How long did it take you two idiots to find evidence literally written on a body?
00:27:42They obviously can't read these guys.
00:27:44They've got literally on their foreheads written dumbass.
00:27:47What?
00:27:49Why are you the two right on my bicycle?
00:27:50Why are you the two right on my bicycle?
00:27:51Why are you the two right on my bicycle?
00:27:53Cut that shit out!
00:27:55The two of you, go and clean up that mess.
00:27:58No, no.
00:27:59Now!
00:28:00I wish I enjoyed the captain.
00:28:01Tag and bag whatever you can.
00:28:06So what now, Detective Big Shot?
00:28:07Well, we've got the briefcase.
00:28:09Ah, and we've still got Boosie.
00:28:11Who?
00:28:12That's the name that the writer gave me just before her head...
00:28:16Exploding all of me.
00:28:19Exploding all of me.
00:28:21She was going to give me another name, but then he interrupted us, so there's that.
00:28:25Okay, alright, follow the lead.
00:28:26And no more dead bodies and burning shits.
00:28:28This isn't a war zone.
00:28:32Is that my mug?
00:28:37Remind me never to drink from that again.
00:28:46Unbelievable.
00:28:47Oh, look, I found him!
00:28:48What the fuck?
00:28:50Don't touch anything.
00:28:59You know, we need a car with bigger boot space, man.
00:29:02Yeah, yeah, mate.
00:29:05You know, you never know how difficult it is to get blood off your face.
00:29:09No, man.
00:29:10Boy, boy, I just want to say I'm sore in there for, like, just fainting.
00:29:13It's just that, yeah, the blood.
00:29:15I feel like I still have blood on me.
00:29:17Do I still have blood on me?
00:29:18You got a...
00:29:19Did you even wash your face?
00:29:21Yeah, I did.
00:29:22It's pouring out your ears, man.
00:29:23Yeah?
00:29:23Yeah, it's coming out your ears.
00:29:24Look!
00:29:25It's coming out your ears.
00:29:26Yeah, you see that?
00:29:27Wait, wait, there's not blood.
00:29:28Look at that!
00:29:29Look at that!
00:29:32Oh, shit.
00:29:34Oh, shit!
00:29:35Oh, shit!
00:29:36Oh, shit!
00:29:42Again?
00:29:43Hey!
00:29:44For fucks?
00:29:46Fuck!
00:29:52This is so funny.
00:29:53Look!
00:29:54I need to, I need to, I need to, I need to...
00:29:56Oh!
00:29:57Oh!
00:29:57Oh!
00:29:58Oh!
00:30:08Oh!
00:30:11Oh!
00:30:12Hmm.
00:30:14So much for babysitting a CI.
00:30:16Things got out of hand, baby.
00:30:17No, shit!
00:30:18I mean, who did this to you?
00:30:23A bunch of gangbangers. There were like 10 of them. Huge guys.
00:30:35Oh, don't worry about it. It's not as bad as luck.
00:30:42Actually, just think about it. It's delicious. Look.
00:30:47Do it back because if you do it, I wouldn't do anything.
00:30:51So what now?
00:30:53I'm just going to follow a lead and report back. Nothing hectic.
00:30:56Nothing hectic.
00:30:58It's nothing hectic.
00:31:01Now I'm really worried.
00:31:03I'll be fine, I promise.
00:31:16Bye-bye.
00:31:17It's my noir.
00:31:18It's my noir.
00:31:27Mine went higher than yours anyways.
00:31:30Let's get the call.
00:31:32It's my story, my boy.
00:31:33I need to try out there.
00:31:36Some gangsta shit with you. You see your gangsta shit?
00:31:39Let me demonstrate, Tessa. Come stand over here.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:44Cam, now walk at me.
00:31:46Okay, okay.
00:31:48Oh, excuse me, ma'am.
00:31:49He didn't do anything.
00:31:50Mm-hmm. You think so? Really?
00:31:53No ways. No, I did not feel that.
00:31:55Right? You're right?
00:31:57That's super cool.
00:31:58I know, right?
00:31:58It's because the distraction is the bump and then the magic is in the timing and the...
00:32:04What the hell are you doing?
00:32:06Nothing.
00:32:06I told you she can't see you like that.
00:32:08Chill, Dad. It's just tomato sauce.
00:32:11Yeah. High five, high five.
00:32:12Uh, it's for old people.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:15So what you do, right, is you take your fist bump, right?
00:32:17Bah.
00:32:18And then you go, woo, and then another fist bump.
00:32:21Bah.
00:32:21Oh, that is so cool.
00:32:22It's alright, it's alright.
00:32:23Right? John, try it.
00:32:24What is happening?
00:32:26Um, the shower's upstairs and please burn those clothes afterwards.
00:32:31Huh? Who's this?
00:32:32My wife.
00:32:33I go, bullshit. No way, that's your wife. That's a cover.
00:32:36For 15 years.
00:32:38No way, you're playing the long game here.
00:32:40No way, that's your wife.
00:32:43Sissy, how do you go, lad?
00:32:45Ooh, tiny long game, man.
00:32:47No, no.
00:32:48I don't know.
00:32:48I don't know.
00:32:49I don't know.
00:32:51Oh, sevens are like...
00:32:53I don't know.
00:32:53I don't know.
00:32:55I don't know.
00:32:56I don't know.
00:32:57I don't know.
00:32:59I don't know.
00:32:59I don't know.
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02It never stops.
00:33:03You see what I'm dealing with.
00:33:04Well, this better be over soon.
00:33:06Oh, what happened to making friends?
00:33:09Go to a bar.
00:33:10Like a normal person.
00:33:27You are drawing too much attention.
00:33:29You lost the money.
00:33:31I land in a few days and you don't want to see mummy unhappy, do you?
00:33:35I've got some big news and I need to know that you two can handle business without me.
00:33:47Don't ever ignore one's privilege.
00:33:49Your dad dies and leaves you a trust fund.
00:33:51My dad died and all he left me was a shitload of half-brothers and diabetes.
00:33:57Why is the third hand on the clock called the second hand?
00:34:00Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?
00:34:03My morning pools take a lot out of me.
00:34:05Diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in your genes.
00:34:08I have a serious question for you.
00:34:10Yeah, what?
00:34:11Did you start talking the moment you popped out of your mother's vagina?
00:34:14You keep my mom's vagina out of your mouth.
00:34:16Gladly.
00:34:16Wait, what?
00:34:17Fuck.
00:34:18Alright, anyway, what's the plan?
00:34:19We try to find Boosie.
00:34:21Yeah?
00:34:21Crazy chick from last night.
00:34:22We take her down.
00:34:23No way, dude.
00:34:24That chick is like a ninja.
00:34:26Like, literally.
00:34:27She's probably got those smoke bombs.
00:34:28And poof, she's gone.
00:34:29Kinda like taking her shit on the plane.
00:34:31If you flush her and then go...
00:34:32Your shit just goes away.
00:34:33I've got separation anxiety.
00:34:34Maybe you can talk her to death and I'll do all the work again.
00:34:37Oh, okay.
00:34:38What if it's not the Boosie chick from the club?
00:34:40We wing it.
00:34:42We wing it.
00:34:42Dude, that's your plan.
00:34:43Wing it.
00:34:44Just wing it.
00:34:46Stupid.
00:34:47And we can't go in there as cops.
00:34:48Well, you're not a cop.
00:34:49So, sorted.
00:34:50Oh, nice.
00:34:51That's where your spirit is today.
00:34:53Okay, fine.
00:34:54You know what?
00:34:55That badge?
00:34:55That's a red flag.
00:34:59Fuck.
00:35:01And the gun?
00:35:03Seriously?
00:35:04You want to go in there unarmed?
00:35:07Yeah, well, I just want to go in there without risking my life again.
00:35:19Probably need some sunscreen around here.
00:35:33This is a bad time to mention and then we've tried nothing like us before.
00:35:38I'm hoping this bag catches the right people's attention.
00:35:44It's not a boner, gents.
00:35:50Were you Mazi or Boosie?
00:35:54It's going to be harder than we thought, man.
00:36:13Dude, what's his right name?
00:36:14What?
00:36:15What about that guy?
00:36:16What's his name?
00:36:16What's his name, guys?
00:36:17Hey, I'm not scared.
00:36:19Hang on to a Gu name or Boosie down there.
00:36:22Let me just call the ball up there and count on,
00:36:31You see that kid back there?
00:36:34He's been following us since we got you.
00:36:37You're sticking out like a sore thumb.
00:36:39The kid's probably thinking, what's that white monkey doing in the location?
00:36:42He knows something, I'm telling you.
00:36:43He knows nothing about a ninja woman you think the kid knows?
00:36:47How are you a detective even? How do you still have your own...
00:36:50He's coming over right now.
00:36:51How do you even still have a job?
00:36:53How do you still have a job?
00:36:55How do you still have a job?
00:36:56How do you still have a job?
00:36:59How do you still have a job?
00:37:01It's not a kid, it's a midget.
00:37:03You can't say midget, it's not politically correct.
00:37:05It's mongoloid.
00:37:06Definitely not mongoloid.
00:37:08Mongoloid means return.
00:37:09Hey!
00:37:09Oh shit!
00:37:12Run!
00:37:14Run!
00:37:15Run!
00:37:23Run!
00:37:24Run!
00:37:25Run!
00:37:33Run!
00:37:34Tripod!
00:37:34Come here!
00:37:37Isn't his dick dragging in the sand?
00:37:39Where'd he go?
00:37:42He's so fast.
00:37:43He's like a little baby cheetah.
00:37:44Where are we?
00:37:46Where are we?
00:37:46Hey man!
00:37:49Oh shit!
00:37:50Oh shit!
00:37:50Oh shit!
00:37:51Oh shit!
00:37:51Of course!
00:37:53Move!
00:37:54Yeah!
00:38:00Well, well, well, well, well.
00:38:04I see money.
00:38:05You see money?
00:38:06I see it.
00:38:07You see money?
00:38:08I see the man.
00:38:10It's only the money that we want.
00:38:13I hear you are looking for boozy.
00:38:15This kid knew something.
00:38:17Hey!
00:38:17I'm not a kid!
00:38:18Eat more pussy than you!
00:38:20He's right though.
00:38:21It's unnecessary.
00:38:22We need to give that briefcase to boozy.
00:38:27Money!
00:38:29Money!
00:38:30Money!
00:38:31Money!
00:38:32He's gone.
00:38:37He's gone.
00:38:38Yeah.
00:38:39Yeah.
00:38:40Money!
00:38:43Take on what they call their ass.
00:38:45Night is shook.
00:38:46I'm getting money when I go the ass, they just look.
00:38:49Everybody playing by the damn book.
00:38:51My dog's ain't right with the Kripi I lost
00:39:11General, that's what we're going to do
00:39:12Let's go!
00:39:13Let's go!
00:39:14Let's go!
00:39:16Let's go!
00:39:21What the fuck, seriously?
00:39:25Come on!
00:39:28You didn't even search me, I kind of feel shortchanged
00:39:31You almost grabbed me by the short and curlies
00:39:34Fucking get back into it
00:39:36Yeah, yeah, fuck it, I don't know what's in there
00:39:37You better hurry up or we're going to come short
00:39:42It's great when you're not as short an impetus
00:39:44It's over, it's over
00:39:46There is a place where few people go
00:39:51There is a woman, she dresses in bright
00:39:57And if you're not careful, she might take your life
00:40:03Loretta sent us
00:40:06What's the password?
00:40:08Nightingale, nightingale
00:40:11Okay
00:40:12Just give me a moment
00:40:14I need to sort something out
00:40:17How the fuck did you know that?
00:40:21Alright
00:40:23Now
00:40:25I don't know if you're going to survive this
00:40:29But
00:40:31Now we know for sure that
00:40:33You will never rape again
00:40:36There's a few minutes to go and blow yourself
00:40:38Wait, what is that?
00:40:40Wait, it's a snake
00:40:40What the fuck again?
00:40:42Don't you fucking do it
00:40:42Not again
00:40:44Don't you fucking do it
00:40:46Swallow it
00:40:46Swallow it
00:40:47Swallow it
00:40:48Swallow it
00:40:49Oh, no
00:40:51Don't you know it's rude to make a noise as a guest?
00:40:56Stop
00:40:57Get your shit together
00:41:01Where is Loretta anyway?
00:41:03She bailed
00:41:04She was too scared to come this far
00:41:06She lost her head
00:41:07Mine
00:41:10Honestly
00:41:12Loretta?
00:41:13Always knew she didn't have balls to the game
00:41:15Oh, neither does he
00:41:17Good one
00:41:18We are new contacts
00:41:20Well
00:41:21Then we should get going
00:41:24Headache is waiting for us and we are late
00:41:26What about him?
00:41:27Well, you know what they say?
00:41:29Survival of the fittest
00:41:30If he makes it to the hospital, he lives
00:41:32If he doesn't
00:41:35Alright, let's get going
00:41:38Thank you
00:41:41Headaches
00:41:41Why is she so happy?
00:41:44Does he still have a semi?
00:41:47What the fuck?
00:41:49Don't put your thumb in me
00:41:51Oh, fuck it
00:41:57Show me your power
00:42:04Show me your power
00:42:10Show me your power
00:42:12Show me your power
00:42:26Here to see the big guy?
00:42:32Boss
00:42:32They here
00:42:34Who's they?
00:42:35Pussy and the guards
00:42:38Hmm
00:42:41Now make sure you pack this thing nicely
00:42:43Last time you all spilt
00:42:45My niece thought it was sherbet
00:42:47She ran around like a mad thing for five hours
00:42:49Hmm
00:42:53Hmm
00:42:58Ah, I see Gladys Knight brought her pips
00:43:02They had to packed out
00:43:05These are our new plugs
00:43:07And the rest of these?
00:43:08Ah
00:43:08Oh
00:43:09That's it
00:43:10You thought that when you came here
00:43:13Something bad was gonna happen to you
00:43:15Maybe?
00:43:16To never be too careful?
00:43:18True?
00:43:22Three mil
00:43:24Yeah
00:43:26That's gonna be a problem
00:43:27Price just went up
00:43:31It's Lady Tino
00:43:32I'm telling you
00:43:33Yeah
00:43:34That's not how it works
00:43:39You don't tell me how things work
00:43:42I tell you
00:43:44We're the ones who took the risk here
00:43:47So I'll take any cream off the top I want
00:43:50And it
00:43:52I can't do that
00:43:54See?
00:43:55Oh, you can't
00:44:07Look at this guy
00:44:08Look at this guy
00:44:23Why the fuck did you do that?
00:44:24Yes, we've got the money and the drugs
00:44:27The principal
00:44:28You killed all these men because they bruised your ego
00:44:33I was sending a message
00:44:36How do you have a problem with the way I handle my business?
00:44:41Emma, please do continue with the torture and the murder
00:44:43Thank you
00:44:45You'll be a good girl
00:44:46And load up
00:44:48Cause we've got places to be
00:44:51Yeah
00:44:54Headache
00:44:55Headache
00:44:56I really got with this guy
00:44:59Oh my god
00:45:01Headache
00:45:02Come on, let's go man, we gotta go
00:45:14Let's go
00:45:15I'll be there now
00:45:15I'll fucking go man, let's go
00:45:16I'll be there now
00:45:28Alright
00:45:28Alright
00:45:30How do your noses
00:45:32Adjust your wigs
00:45:33Cause it's shorter
00:45:36Gee, my girl
00:45:41What's that?
00:45:43And then?
00:45:44What happened?
00:45:45Where the fuck have you been?
00:45:47I've been trying to get hold of you all of last night
00:45:49I told you I had business to take care of
00:45:52Yeah
00:45:53Yeah, I didn't let my phone cause any distractions
00:45:54Yo
00:45:55What is all this now?
00:45:57You know, I've seen more fucked up shit since I met you
00:45:59Than I've seen in my entire cop career
00:46:01You should be sitting ducks out here, man
00:46:04Just stay cool
00:46:08Gabrielle's on the way
00:46:11Yeah, well, Loretta really fucked up
00:46:15You know
00:46:16I always knew that bitch didn't have it in her
00:46:19But
00:46:19I did meet you guys
00:46:20And we took care of
00:46:22Headache
00:46:23My guys?
00:46:24Yeah, the tall white guy
00:46:25And the short black guy
00:46:28Tell them I want to say hi
00:46:36Hey, bitches!
00:46:37We don't have all night men
00:46:39Let's go
00:46:40No
00:46:40Trevor
00:46:41Just wait for the cow
00:46:42I'm trying to shoot you myself
00:46:44Fuck
00:46:59Let's getcha
00:47:01Ketchup
00:47:06Oh, not this bitch again
00:47:08Yes
00:47:10This bitch again
00:47:11Oh shit
00:47:11Stop the bitch rock, okay
00:47:12What the fuck's going on here?
00:47:14They're cops
00:47:15But you'd know that if you bother answering my calls
00:47:17Excuse me
00:47:19I'm not a cop
00:47:20Oh, now you're not a cop
00:47:21Well, they
00:47:22If they want to shoot cops only
00:47:23I don't want to die for them
00:47:25I'm not a cop
00:47:25You don't have to explain it
00:47:26You don't have to explain it
00:47:26Shut up!
00:47:29I had a run-in with them last night
00:47:31You want to go another round?
00:47:32Do you?
00:47:33What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:34Everybody saw what happened last time
00:47:36She handed them in your ass
00:47:37You were hiding behind the bar
00:47:38Drinking and making cocktails to blow the whole fucking place up
00:47:41I'm bored
00:47:43Tie them up
00:47:44Put them in the car
00:47:45Why?
00:47:46Why?
00:47:47Why'd we just kill them and get it over with?
00:47:50Yeah
00:47:51And have every guy with a badge on our ass
00:47:53No, this is our time to show to mums
00:47:56So that we can run our own shit
00:47:57And do this on our own
00:48:00Fuckin' tie them up
00:48:01I'm not scared
00:48:06Stop!
00:48:07Stop!
00:48:09Stop!
00:48:10Stop!
00:48:12Stop!
00:48:17Stop!
00:48:23Stop!
00:48:25Stop!
00:48:25Stop!
00:48:25Stop!
00:48:25Don't eat it!
00:48:26What is it?
00:48:27It's cocaine!
00:48:28Oh no!
00:48:29It smells great!
00:48:31Let's go Kinko!
00:48:34I'll draw
00:48:34I'll draw a fire
00:48:34You go after the ninja
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Me?
00:48:36Yes!
00:48:37No!
00:48:37I need a gun!
00:48:38You really want to get into the fire?
00:48:40No!
00:48:40Just go after her
00:48:41Keep eyes on her so she doesn't get away and I'll do the rest
00:48:43On one!
00:48:45Oh Jesus just go!
00:48:54Come, come, come, go, go, go, go, go, go, she's in the corner
00:48:57Bussie!
00:48:58Where's Bussie?
00:48:58Bussie!
00:48:59Have you seen Bussie?
00:49:00You too on me!
00:49:01Come on!
00:49:08I will die!
00:49:11Me too!
00:49:14Then why didn't you say something?
00:49:16Because you're always so tough my boy, alright?
00:49:18I wouldn't come across as a pussy
00:49:19No!
00:49:21Fuck!
00:49:22Fuck!
00:49:22Fuck!
00:49:22I am a Bussie!
00:49:23I get constant anxiety!
00:49:25You do!
00:49:26Yes!
00:49:26You really do!
00:49:27Let's just, let's just sit this one out!
00:49:29Fuck yeah!
00:49:29Yeah!
00:49:31First!
00:49:32You've seen Bussie!
00:49:33Got you bitch!
00:49:35I usually don't hit women but
00:49:37Woohoo!
00:49:38I'll make a fucking deception for you bitch!
00:49:41Okay, fuck boy!
00:49:41It's your turn then!
00:49:42Fuck boy?
00:49:43Really?
00:49:43In the midst of anything that's going on
00:49:45You're gonna call me a fuck boy!
00:49:47I'm a loving person!
00:49:48I'm a lover, not a fighter!
00:49:50Okay?
00:49:53Hey!
00:49:54Bussie boy!
00:49:56My uncle Lloyd's got a fucking grenade!
00:50:04Hey!
00:50:05Stop!
00:50:09Shit!
00:50:10Drev!
00:50:11Drev!
00:50:11John!
00:50:12Did I get her?
00:50:14No!
00:50:15I'm so cold chat!
00:50:18Josh?
00:50:41Come on!
00:50:43Yeah, you guys, you missed it. Missed everything.
00:50:47They're all trev, they needed their beauty sleep.
00:50:48Yeah, they need more beauty sleep.
00:50:50Hey, hey, it's a celebration.
00:51:00All right, everyone, get back to work.
00:51:02This is a police station, not Joburg bloody theater.
00:51:05Yeah.
00:51:05You two, my office.
00:51:08The office?
00:51:09Yeah, we're going into the office.
00:51:12You guys stay outside, you losers.
00:51:15Captain, you want to see us as well?
00:51:18Yeah, three T's please, make mine robots.
00:51:20Okay.
00:51:22The money and the drugs were seized.
00:51:25Well done.
00:51:27For what?
00:51:28She got away.
00:51:30They both did.
00:51:31Can't you just be happy for once?
00:51:33We still have no idea how this thing goes.
00:51:36Who's this the Mumzo character?
00:51:38None of my concern.
00:51:39I'm closing the case.
00:51:40With Lady T in the wind.
00:51:41And Bussi.
00:51:42Don't forget about Bussi.
00:51:43I'll circulate a description for both of them.
00:51:46Also for this Dumanzo.
00:51:47Look, we got everything we needed for now.
00:51:50Lady T's got no more place.
00:51:52Fucking A.
00:51:54Jono, let's go take a shower, man.
00:51:55I've been up all night.
00:51:59What?
00:51:59No.
00:52:00No, not like that.
00:52:01You guys.
00:52:02I meant you shower, then I shower.
00:52:06No soap on the rope.
00:52:07And then, you know, we can just chill.
00:52:09Not a fucking chance.
00:52:10I'm going back to Louise and Tessa.
00:52:12After all that we've been through.
00:52:13All of what, Trevor?
00:52:16I had your back.
00:52:17You had my back.
00:52:17I thought it meant something.
00:52:19It meant I was assigned to a fuck-up of a CI.
00:52:23I've been beat up.
00:52:24Shot at.
00:52:25Burnt.
00:52:26Seen some guy eat his own dick.
00:52:28Okay, what?
00:52:29Oh yeah, you're going to have to look into that.
00:52:32I just want to get back to my life.
00:52:35Without you.
00:52:38Cap.
00:52:42Just for the record,
00:52:43I could have done this without you.
00:52:48So what now?
00:52:51Well, your record's clear,
00:52:52so you can go back to doing whatever it is you do.
00:52:56What I do is it's going to land me up in jail again.
00:52:59Well, I suggest you don't do that then.
00:53:29I don't know.
00:53:30Dad, seriously,
00:53:31please cover your scars.
00:53:33Pass it on for sissies.
00:53:35Just come on.
00:53:36Is he embarrassing you?
00:53:37Yes, he is.
00:53:39They need oxygen to heal.
00:53:40This is what healing wounds look like.
00:53:42They look nasty.
00:53:43Is it supposed to look so pussy?
00:53:44Yes.
00:53:45And open.
00:53:45And gross.
00:53:47Ew.
00:53:57Hi, Mama.
00:54:00Hello, my girl.
00:54:02I'm hearing concerning news.
00:54:05Just some minor setbacks.
00:54:07You know how Mummy feels about setbacks, don't you?
00:54:10Yeah, yeah.
00:54:11I know.
00:54:12I'm on it.
00:54:13If you were on it,
00:54:14I wouldn't be calling you, would I?
00:54:17We're going to do things my way.
00:54:27So where is he now?
00:54:28No idea.
00:54:30Why didn't he come over?
00:54:32He's a criminal, Louise.
00:54:33I can't have him around you and Tessa.
00:54:36He was a criminal.
00:54:38And Tessa really liked him.
00:54:40Yeah, red flag.
00:54:42Faith, you spend more time with him than any other man.
00:54:47You don't think it's worth giving it a chance?
00:54:50You said I should go to a bar and make friends like normal people.
00:54:54Well, he's grown on me.
00:54:58And I really think he's grown on you too.
00:55:01Yeah, well, it's too late now.
00:55:03What did you do to him?
00:55:05I didn't do anything.
00:55:06Oh, you must have said something.
00:55:08I mean, I might have said a few things.
00:55:11Help!
00:55:14Shhh.
00:55:15Get out of the bed.
00:55:21Where's Tessa?
00:55:22Tessa!
00:55:27It's okay, baby. Just do what they say, okay?
00:55:29Sean, no.
00:55:31Drop it.
00:55:32Sit the fuck down.
00:55:35Menas.
00:55:36We're guests here. Don't be rude.
00:55:39Please excuse us for barging in here unannounced.
00:55:42And do pardon my daughter's foul mouth.
00:55:45Please.
00:55:46It's okay, baby.
00:56:01We've never met.
00:56:12We've never met.
00:56:15They're not children.
00:56:16They're animals.
00:56:20Maybe once, when they were on the streets, alone, scared, hungry.
00:56:27But I took them in.
00:56:30I made them strong.
00:56:31I made them fearless.
00:56:35You're the kingpin.
00:56:38Did you hear that, girls?
00:56:40What do they call me on the streets again?
00:56:43Skora.
00:56:44Mm-hmm.
00:56:45Top dog.
00:56:46Look at us.
00:56:47Big cheese.
00:56:48Fat cat.
00:56:50But I personally prefer being called Queenpin for obvious reasons.
00:56:57May I?
00:57:06Do you enjoy playing hide and seek, John?
00:57:09Amazing how much joy can be found in the art of hiding from another person.
00:57:14But what I never understood, girls, is why you always hid in the same obvious place.
00:57:20Perhaps it is a delight of knowing that they'll be found.
00:57:27That's the thrill of the game.
00:57:30The anticipation of footsteps slowly approaching.
00:57:35Knowing the inevitable is near.
00:57:41Come out from wherever you are.
00:57:44The little hearts racing faster and faster.
00:57:47But they never hid in the closet, behind the curtain, or in the laundry bin.
00:57:58Where do you think they hid, Johnny boy?
00:58:06Ready or not, here I come.
00:58:18No!
00:58:19No!
00:58:20No!
00:58:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:23No.
00:58:26We'll be in touch, Johnny boy.
00:58:31No!
00:58:33Matt!
00:58:34Matt!
00:58:35Matt!
00:58:36Matt!
00:58:39Matt!
00:58:50we have to put it in an induced coma it will help you recover how long well for
00:58:56now I can't say we'll just have to check how she responds to treatment but we'll
00:59:01just keep monitoring her
00:59:18I'll get old baby back I swear
00:59:25all right Charlie three come in yes colored female 12 years old this is a minor
00:59:31yeah minor she's still in sleep way we fucking told you we needed to get them
00:59:38I'm sorry John sorry he's not gonna bring my daughter back if we're doing
00:59:42everything we can how's Louise oh fuck you think she's doing
00:59:48calling in my contacts you don't have any contact I'll go door to door John you
00:59:52are too close to this you need to let us do this without you John you know the
01:00:01protocol look around everybody but the guy down in evidence is up here just take a
01:00:12breath
01:00:13I need a moment my office
01:00:22Johnny boy
01:00:23I'm touching you dead
01:00:24you really want to threaten me here
01:00:27let's just take a step back shall we
01:00:29what do you want
01:00:30that sounds better you know exactly what I want
01:00:33it's locked away in evidence of course that's the fun part you're going to get
01:00:38it back for me how the fuck do you expect me to do that
01:00:41somehow I think you're going to make a plan I'll call you with a location within an
01:00:47hour I think you know what will happen if you don't pull this off any sign of the
01:00:54police she dies
01:00:55I can't do this alone
01:00:58okay then bring a plus one
01:01:04let's see how much daddy loves you huh
01:01:10what's the play here
01:01:11aren't you too tired of being ice boys
01:01:13wouldn't you rather be the mureki
01:01:17headaches and all these men think they own the trade in this country
01:01:20but they didn't see us ladies coming did they and where are we going
01:01:25well it was supposed to be a surprise but the two of you fucked it up royally
01:01:30we now own a share in the most luxurious train in the world
01:01:34access to 30,000 kilometers of the most advanced railway system on the
01:01:40continent mostly unmonitored run by men who wouldn't think twice of turning the
01:01:44other way for a cold drink our product can run free
01:01:49what if they hit our stuff that's where the two of you come in my darling
01:01:53those men are on my payroll it's your job to manage that side of the business
01:01:58keep them in check
01:02:04come on
01:02:10nope
01:02:10hi you've reached trevor please leave a message
01:02:13unless he's a white gorilla then fuck you john
01:02:17fuck her
01:02:26what you better be calling to apologize
01:02:30something's happened
01:02:30i think you've mispronounced i'm sorry trevor how can i make it up to you
01:02:38i really need your help
01:02:39what happened to him i could have done it all without you
01:02:43put louise in hospital and they've taken tessa
01:02:47yeah but i'm just a fuck up of a c.i. you've got a whole building full of cuffs to
01:02:51help you
01:02:51what we need to do isn't exactly legal
01:02:57so you're in
01:02:57only for louise and tessa
01:03:00i don't give a fuck about you
01:03:01you can go fuck yourself john
01:03:03that's good enough for me
01:03:05okay so what's the plan
01:03:10what the fuck are you doing down here pretty boy
01:03:13where are you
01:03:13i'm the guy the captain sits to come ask you
01:03:16who the fuck you think you are
01:03:18what
01:03:18the detective's daughter's missing
01:03:20and you're sitting down there twiddling your fucking thumbs
01:03:22no no no i just
01:03:23it's hand on deck
01:03:25not hands on deck
01:03:27hey are you on porno
01:03:30are you surfing the internet
01:03:31on the station's wifi
01:03:33i wouldn't
01:03:34honestly
01:03:34the girl's gonna die
01:03:36hurry it's a gold turn one
01:03:38it's not wait wait that was too much i'm sorry bring it in
01:03:41bring it in for the new
01:03:43sorry about that
01:03:44so sorry
01:03:45you'll be okay
01:03:46just go check on the detective's daughter
01:03:49hurry it's a gold turn one
01:03:51she's gonna die
01:04:02shh
01:04:02oh
01:04:04i can't believe that actually worked
01:04:07quick grab the duffel bags
01:04:08i'll grab the rest of the shit
01:04:11let's go
01:04:11isn't there something you want to say to me first
01:04:14seriously now
01:04:15yes now
01:04:17i'm sorry
01:04:19and
01:04:20i can't do this without you
01:04:23and
01:04:24and we can shower and chill when we're done come on
01:04:26i'm not really into dudes but it'll do
01:04:29for fuck's sake
01:04:31does that look like a duffel bag
01:04:34here
01:04:35grab it
01:04:36oh
01:04:37oh
01:04:39i got the drugs
01:04:42hustle
01:04:43i gave you the light bags
01:04:5920 minutes time we're going to start the search
01:05:01central moving out in four different sections
01:05:03we're going to start with public transport make sure you're working with the guys of the taxi unit
01:05:07we'll also be going to be
01:05:08yeah
01:05:09derelict buildings
01:05:10i'm here sir
01:05:10what
01:05:11he said old hansel deck i'm here sir
01:05:13i didn't mean you
01:05:14shelters check out the shelters
01:05:16the buildings
01:05:16who what
01:05:19you know
01:05:20loud
01:05:21chatty
01:05:21big eyes
01:05:22scar on the nose
01:05:26you guys come with me
01:05:27you guys come with me
01:05:28evidence room now
01:05:29evidence room
01:05:30let's go come on
01:05:31let's go
01:05:32let's go
01:05:32let's go
01:05:40john will you stop fucking around what car is this
01:05:43this is our car
01:05:43this is a piece of shit
01:05:44we needed to get something untraceable if we get followed they'll kill tessa
01:05:47oh man
01:05:49so we really are now on them as well
01:05:50yep
01:05:52fucking hell i'm not going to ride in this thing man
01:05:54it's a bit
01:05:55and
01:05:56just say where
01:05:58good boy
01:06:00pretoria north
01:06:01the big railway station
01:06:05they're going to be okay bro
01:06:07i promise
01:06:09thanks
01:06:18come on
01:06:20come on
01:06:31you had one job
01:06:37shit
01:06:39shit
01:06:40got a surprise for you
01:06:41yeah
01:06:41check it out
01:06:43all right
01:06:44that's yours
01:06:46okay
01:06:47this is how you use it
01:06:49cock it
01:06:50aim
01:06:51point at the bad guys
01:06:52and shoot
01:06:53finger off the trigger
01:06:54until you're absolutely ready
01:06:55that you got a shot
01:06:56all right
01:06:56got it
01:06:57no
01:06:58fuck's sake
01:06:59just take the wheel
01:07:00that's illegal
01:07:02everything we're doing right now
01:07:03that was illegal okay
01:07:04cock it
01:07:05point at the bad guys
01:07:06and shoot
01:07:07it's not rocket science
01:07:08huh
01:07:10okay
01:07:14okay
01:07:15wait
01:07:15wait wait wait wait wait
01:07:16wait
01:07:17wait
01:07:21is that a dating app captain
01:07:23yeah
01:07:24what
01:07:24just asking
01:07:27shit
01:07:29come on
01:07:33fuck
01:07:34fuck
01:07:35what's wrong
01:07:37John and his buddy are about to get themselves killed
01:07:40yes
01:07:45can we take their parking sport captain
01:07:50oh lord god
01:07:51i pray to you
01:07:53through the sweet innocent eyes
01:07:56of the black baby jesus
01:07:59hanging on my grandmother's wall
01:08:01i pray
01:08:02that you are with me
01:08:04through this battle
01:08:06which is about to ensure
01:08:08it is a very very very dangerous one
01:08:10and i would like to
01:08:11go out to the clean slate
01:08:13i pray that god
01:08:15you fill me
01:08:16with your holy spirit
01:08:19or any other
01:08:20liquid
01:08:21that you'd like to fill me in
01:08:23with
01:08:24not in a sexual way
01:08:25i've already been filled in
01:08:27in prison
01:08:28that was not nice
01:08:31amen
01:08:32amen
01:08:48you know i actually wanted to tell you the rifle is actually not such a bad person
01:08:51she would have actually been so good for this
01:08:54yeah
01:08:57yeah we go
01:09:08your boys are here
01:09:09hey you don't say that
01:09:10you don't call us boys
01:09:11we're fully grown men
01:09:18hello
01:09:19is that your plus one
01:09:21john
01:09:22this is my partner
01:09:27who's that lady
01:09:28she's running the show
01:09:29so do you really mean that
01:09:31i'm your partner
01:09:32where is the stuff
01:09:33where's tessa
01:09:41dad
01:09:41dad
01:09:42it's okay baby
01:09:43dad
01:09:44it's okay
01:09:45it's okay baby
01:09:46just stay calm
01:09:47dad
01:09:47it's okay
01:09:52he landed
01:09:54not you
01:09:56you know all this drama
01:09:57could have been prevented
01:09:59if only you just left us alone
01:10:01john
01:10:14you got this buddy
01:10:38that's it buddy
01:10:39keep back in touch
01:10:45that's it buddy
01:10:53did you really think it was going to be that simple
01:10:58did you
01:11:05what are you doing
01:11:06the safety's on
01:11:08the safety's on
01:11:08you didn't say nothing about his safety
01:11:16just point and shoot
01:11:22no no no no no
01:11:27get back out
01:11:28you're gonna get yourself killed
01:11:29what are you doing
01:11:38just aim at the bad guys
01:11:39you're gonna kill us
01:11:40hey listen
01:11:41i'm not dying like this
01:11:43get the money
01:11:48you get the money
01:11:49you get the money
01:11:50you get the money
01:11:51you get the money
01:11:51you get the money
01:11:51you get the money
01:11:59holy shit
01:12:00little black baby jesus must really love you
01:12:03okay i'm going after them watch tessa for me right
01:12:05no no no dad
01:12:05it's okay baby
01:12:07listen to me
01:12:08listen to me it's gonna be okay
01:12:09i promise you i'll be back
01:12:10it'll be okay
01:12:12i love you
01:12:13i love you too
01:12:13okay
01:12:24i'm going to get your dad
01:12:26you're going to be alright
01:12:43you're going to be alright
01:13:11you're going to be alright
01:13:17i love you
01:13:50Oh
01:13:59This is how we first met
01:14:04Didn't think I would die like this
01:14:08Bitch you died the moment you touched my family and I'm going off to yours
01:14:37Satan
01:14:41Hey!
01:14:42Oh god! I'm going off!
01:14:44You asshole!
01:14:46Get down there!
01:14:47Satan!
01:14:49Oh I'm going off the phone!
01:14:57I'm so sick of the short shit so fucking sick of the shit
01:15:00Fuck
01:15:03Fuck
01:15:07Do you think I'm getting here?
01:15:09Fuck
01:15:20What a pity
01:15:22Under normal circumstances
01:15:24I'm going to climb that woman like a tree
01:15:27Excuse me, what?
01:15:30Hide behind a tree!
01:15:32Let me come please!
01:15:33Come on!
01:15:34No!
01:15:35He left your gun behind
01:15:36No!
01:15:49No!
01:15:50No!
01:15:51No!
01:15:52No!
01:15:53No!
01:15:55No!
01:15:55No!
01:15:57No!
01:16:00No!
01:16:02No!
01:16:06Ah!
01:16:06Ah!
01:16:06Ah!
01:16:07Oh man that's bloody my mouth!
01:16:10Your DNA and my DNA are mixing!
01:16:12There's a victory baby in my mouth!
01:16:16What, Regis?
01:16:17Why don't you bat say something?
01:16:20What, Regis?
01:16:38Get up. Come on.
01:16:42Where's your gun?
01:16:43What?
01:16:43Oh, no.
01:16:45Seriously?
01:16:48Where's Tessa?
01:16:49No, she's there.
01:16:50Are you sure?
01:16:51Yeah, she's in the tree.
01:16:53Oh, my God.
01:16:53In the tree.
01:16:54What?
01:16:55Just listen.
01:16:56You go that way.
01:16:57I'll go that way.
01:16:58We take it together, okay?
01:16:59You got this, buddy.
01:17:00Come on.
01:17:13I'm alive.
01:17:14She's so much better than your mother.
01:17:19No!
01:17:21No!
01:17:24No!
01:17:26No!
01:17:30No!
01:17:30No!
01:17:30No!
01:17:31No!
01:17:31No!
01:17:32No!
01:17:33Regis, what?
01:17:33Are you hot?
01:17:34A little bit.
01:17:35Regis!
01:17:35I'm going to make the house.
01:17:36I got off!
01:17:36Oh.
01:17:37He's hot and cold.
01:17:39All right, he's hot, and then I can cat, get the rope.
01:17:42What the.....
01:17:45Sarah?
01:17:46Come on!
01:17:46To it!
01:17:48To it!
01:17:49To it!
01:17:50To it!
01:18:02how long was that grenade in your pants
01:18:04it's long enough to wipe the cop cheese
01:18:06never mind
01:18:07good job
01:18:08dad
01:18:09yes sir
01:18:12oh fuck man why is it always me with this shit
01:18:15let's pretend it's tomato sauce
01:18:18oh that worked
01:18:19100 gig
01:18:20hold on
01:18:21you're finally becoming a man
01:18:27hold on partner
01:18:28couldn't have done this without you
01:18:46come down
01:18:47we just want to have fun
01:18:48and play around
01:18:49never been afraid when things start to go down
01:18:51that's the song that we sing and the vibe that we bring
01:18:53now they know us in your cuss
01:18:54the whole town
01:18:55yeah everything is all good but it's no problem
01:18:57when it's time to switch it up
01:18:59then we go find them
01:19:00that's the storm that we bring
01:19:01all we want to do is win
01:19:16it's taking some time but the paperwork is done
01:19:18you guys in the clear
01:19:20nice
01:19:22and
01:19:23it's the academy for you in a couple of weeks
01:19:25you better get your ass in the gear
01:19:26you're gonna be a cop
01:19:27oh yeah
01:19:31you can't be fucking silly as much
01:19:32who else is gonna give this guy a job man
01:19:34he's wearing pajamas
01:19:35okay singers of old town road
01:19:38your mother called
01:19:39she booked a full night of this
01:19:41okay
01:19:41just make sure you're on top trevor
01:19:43yeah she's a one tonner
01:19:44you can always climb like a tree
01:19:47what
01:19:50nothing nothing
01:19:53help your mom
01:19:54help your mom
01:19:55it's your fault
01:19:56private school kids
01:19:57come on
01:20:00men's cookies
01:20:02yeah they're treating them
01:20:03yeah put my meat in them
01:20:03I'm gonna kill them
01:20:04okay
01:20:08slay the country
01:20:09slay the country
01:20:11slay the country
01:20:12I go
01:20:13I go
01:20:14he's a coming
01:20:15he's a gentleman in the world
01:20:16I go
01:20:20come on
01:20:20I go
01:20:25come on
01:20:25come on
01:20:25me and you
01:20:27yes
01:20:27me don't want fun
01:20:29say
01:20:29some combat or dick
01:20:32and I live more under power
01:20:34some combat or dick
01:20:36touch me
01:20:37I go
01:20:38you want me to crash
01:20:40hello
01:20:42hello
01:20:43hello
01:20:48I'm a winner
01:20:50oh
01:20:51I ain't
01:20:5250-50
01:20:54remember
01:20:55I go
01:20:56I go
01:21:06I go
01:21:06don't touch me
01:21:07don't touch me
01:21:09I go
01:21:11don't touch me
01:21:12I go
01:21:13I go
01:21:18don't touch me
01:21:20so I call
01:21:21my toes
01:21:37I'm getting money
01:21:39when I go
01:21:39I just look
01:21:41everybody playin' by the damn book
01:21:43my dogs ain't right
01:21:45this is crook
01:21:46yeah
01:21:58take one one take on the ass
01:22:00night is shook
01:22:01I'm getting money when I go
01:22:03I'm getting money when I go
01:22:05I just look
01:22:06everybody playin' by the damn book
01:22:09my dogs ain't right
01:22:10this is crook
01:22:11yeah
01:22:11just me
01:22:25I'm getting money when I go
01:22:31my dogs ain't right
01:22:33this is crook
01:22:34yeah
01:22:34yeah
01:22:34take one one take on the ass
01:22:40night is shook
01:22:42I'm getting money when I go
01:22:43I just look
01:22:54everybody playin' by the damn book
01:22:57my dogs ain't right
01:22:58this is crook
01:22:59yeah
01:22:59just me
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