00:00Is that a boulder?
00:02Oh god.
00:03I can feel it.
00:08Grayson, I'm here!
00:20Reese Foster?
00:23You're my son's new girlfriend?
00:29I'm so sorry, Mrs. Hayes. I'll clean this up right away.
00:33The maids will get it, honey.
00:35Amy, don't be mad at her. I mean, she's just... clumsy.
00:39I know the hottest bakery in town, so I'll call her and have everything fixed.
00:44Piper, you are an angel.
00:46Unlike my son's new girlfriend, who obviously doesn't know the first thing about being a hockey star's wag.
00:51Why don't I have the chauffeur drive you home, Reese?
00:55You're kicking me out?
00:56No. I'm politely offering you a ride home after you embarrassed yourself and ruined hours of my hard work in
01:03the kitchen.
01:04With all due respect, Mrs. Hayes, your son invited me and you can't just kick me out like this.
01:10With all due respect, I'd appreciate it if you did not speak back to me in my own home.
01:15But what manners can I expect from a unwanted orphan?
01:21I'm not unwanted, Mrs. Hayes.
01:23You know, if you don't agree, why don't you go ask your son?
01:27Piper, would you and your friends please show Reese the door?
01:31I'd be happy to.
01:34No, no, no.
01:36Grayson!
01:36Grayson!
01:37She's not going anywhere.
01:39Drinks at the bar
01:41Gonna need it
01:42Dance in the dark
01:43If you think it
01:44Just trying to start
01:46A conversation with you
01:50Sweet cupcakes, Mara.
01:54Oh!
01:55Hello, everybody.
01:56I see you've met my new girlfriend, Reese.
01:59Well, I hope you don't look at me as a friend
02:03But I love her when you look at me like that
02:06Grayson, what are you doing?
02:08I'm taking care of my girl, Mom.
02:09Because clearly you're not being a very good host.
02:11And since Reese is with me now, she's going to be one of Joseph's rides.
02:15What?
02:16Rides made?
02:18Grayson, are you sure about this?
02:19I mean, Reese just disappeared for four years and then popped up out of nowhere and you're not the least
02:23bit concerned?
02:24You just won MVP of the NHL.
02:26You don't think she's here for your fame and money?
02:29Not that it's any of your business, Piper.
02:33But Reese and I actually met two months ago at Macy's Bake Shop.
02:36We bought her with a last piece of, uh, what was it?
02:38A lemon raspberry cake?
02:41And I just knew I had to ask her out because I haven't been able to stop thinking about her.
02:45And I'll be down if I lose her again.
02:47I know we're fake dating, but why does this feel so real?
02:50They're the cutest couple ever!
02:53No, no.
02:54I know that Reese and Grayson are up to something.
03:04My dress!
03:06My face!
03:07Crazy ex-girlfriend alert!
03:18I know you're up to something.
03:19When I find out what it is, it's gonna be the end of your freaking little fairy tale.
03:26Let's get you cleaned up.
03:32Holy fuck, I can't believe they actually bought that.
03:36Grayson, what you said back there, it sounded so real.
03:42Almost like you meant it or something.
03:45Well, Reese...
03:50Remember prom?
03:51Reese picked Nader Reader.
03:52The only reason she's helping you now is to meet her fashion idol, Lana Winner.
03:55I know, right?
03:56I can't believe they bought that.
03:57It's all in your head, Reese.
03:59You're fake dating.
04:00Nothing more.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Yeah, they did.
04:03It's been a while, but...
04:05Your room hasn't really changed.
04:10Twilight?
04:12Really?
04:13You've always hated vampires.
04:16That's actually Piper's.
04:18Oh.
04:20Okay, what about this?
04:23Pumpkin Spice.
04:25Seriously?
04:25You've always shitted on that artificial bullshit.
04:28That's also Piper's.
04:32Red.
04:33You never wear red.
04:34Oh my god, that's maroon.
04:37Oh, is that what Piper told you, too?
04:39So I have a few of her things.
04:40It's not about having a few of her things.
04:43Okay, she's changed you.
04:44A lot.
04:45And you can clearly see that this...
04:47Well, if you didn't want me to change, then where the hell were you the last four years?
04:51No call, no text, nothing?
04:53So yeah, I went off and dated Piper for a little bit, because she was actually there.
04:56Unlike you, you just ran off without a word.
05:04You know I missed you, right?
05:07And I'm back.
05:10For you.
05:13Someone's coming.
05:14Someone's coming.
05:14Grayson!
05:16Take your clothes off.
05:17Take them off.
05:17Take them off.
05:18Now!
05:20What are you doing?
05:21Do what I say, unless you want your ex finding out what we're doing, okay?
05:25Are you there?
05:28Okay.
05:29Oh!
05:33I'm pressed right against Grayson's abs.
05:36Oh God, this is not a part of my plan.
05:41Seriously, Grayson, that girl is a mess.
05:42What do you see in re...
05:48Oh my God!
05:54What the hell is this?
05:56What are you, five years old?
05:57What do you think it is, Piper?
06:00Shut the door on your way out.
06:11Do you think they believed us?
06:13I think we did pretty good.
06:15Shit.
06:15I got cupcake on your...
06:18You.
06:19Eh, don't worry about it.
06:22Just like old times, right?
06:28Thanks for helping me out, Rhys.
06:30Still friends?
06:31Friends over Rhys.
06:33Even after four years, the nickname still stings.
06:37But it'll hurt more if I walk out of his life again.
06:41Best friends.
06:43All right, bridesmaid.
06:45See you at the altar?
06:48It's a date.
06:51I still love him.
06:53Which is why I can't give him the chance to break my heart.
06:56Not again.
07:00So what do you want me?
07:06Next house as Grayson's fake girlfriend
07:08is tennis match at his sister's wedding.
07:13Against his ex.
07:15Great.
07:15Ready for the game, Rhys?
07:16I was born ready, Piper.
07:18Hmm.
07:19Feeling confident, are we?
07:20Well, let's up the ante.
07:22For a little bet.
07:24First person to get the winning shot
07:26gets to sleep over tonight.
07:27With the family.
07:28Woo!
07:32All right, Rhys.
07:34Listen up.
07:35Because I hate repeating myself.
07:37If I'm going to feed another mouth
07:39or house an extra body under my roof tonight,
07:42then it sure as hell is going to be someone like you.
07:45So, take this money
07:48and leave my son's life for good.
07:52Grayson is about to be the next Gretzky
07:54while you are still playing arts and crafts.
07:57You're not good enough for my son
07:58and you never will be.
07:59So take this deal.
08:00Because this
08:01is more money than you will ever see
08:03in your present life.
08:04You know,
08:04last time that I checked,
08:06your son is a grown adult,
08:07so I think he can decide
08:08if he wants me here.
08:09You
08:10are nothing
08:11but a roach.
08:13How many times
08:13do I have to kill you
08:14before you stop coming back?
08:15Okay, well,
08:16I'm here
08:17because I care about Grayson.
08:19Well, if you do,
08:19you will let Piper win the tennis match.
08:21Piper will stay the night,
08:23Grayson will be back with her by morning,
08:24and my daughter
08:25will enjoy her wedding week
08:27without
08:28pests.
08:29Don't forget,
08:30we
08:30are his family.
08:33Who are you?
08:34Well, I'm not going to stand here
08:35and make Grayson pick sides
08:37because I'm here for him,
08:39not you.
08:40No amount of money
08:41that you try to give me
08:42is going to make me abandon him.
08:51Game time.
08:56Reese can serve first.
08:58She played in high school.
08:59She'll show us how it's done.
09:00I don't know.
09:08Good luck, Reese.
09:16You'll need it.
09:24Reese.
09:28Are you sure you can still play, Reese?
09:30That was a pretty nasty fall.
09:31You know,
09:32it's going to take more than a little fall
09:33to keep you down.
09:41You will let Piper win the tennis match.
09:49You're not good enough for my son,
09:50and you never will be.
09:55You are nothing but a roach.
09:57How many times do I have to kill you
09:59before you stop coming back?
10:00Match point.
10:02Hyper team scores.
10:03Don't feel bad, Reese.
10:04Everyone gets rusty.
10:06You tried your best.
10:07I know that Grayson's mom asked you
10:08to throw the game away
10:09so that you won't slip over tonight.
10:10How does it feel
10:11knowing just how far she'd go
10:13to keep you away from her son?
10:14I don't care
10:15about what Amy thinks.
10:17I'm only here for Grayson.
10:18Oh, don't worry about Grayson.
10:19I'll keep his bed nice and warm.
10:21And when he's done
10:22moaning my name,
10:23he won't even remember yours.
10:33My!
10:40Don't, don't,
10:41don't, don't, don't.
10:42Oh, no.
10:43Ah!
10:44Oh!
10:45Oh!
10:50I hope you're happy
10:51with yourself, Reese.
10:52Piper has been nothing
10:53but kind to you.
10:54We all heard that.
10:56I bet Reese hit Piper on purpose.
10:57She's obviously jealous of Piper.
10:59Why does Grayson see in her?
11:01No, please.
11:02It's okay.
11:03Reese didn't mean it.
11:04We're here for Josie's wedding shower.
11:05Don't put the spotlight on me.
11:09Where did Grayson go?
11:10Please, Mrs. Hayes.
11:11You have to believe me.
11:12I don't have to do anything,
11:14Reese.
11:14This is my house.
11:16And you are no longer welcome.
11:20But, I, I, I...
11:22You are not good enough for my son.
11:24And you never will be.
11:25Remember that the next time
11:26you try and worm your way
11:27back into his life.
11:28Someone get her out of here, please.
11:30What?
11:30No, no, no.
11:31Stop.
11:31Stop.
11:32I'm sorry, Mom.
11:33I couldn't make it
11:34too long with her.
11:37Hey, get your hands off my girl.
11:41The game was recorded.
11:42And I think there's something
11:43that everyone should see.
11:47Grayson's mom asked her
11:48to throw the game away
11:49so that you won't
11:50sleep over tonight.
11:53How does it feel
11:54knowing just how far
11:55she'd go to keep you
11:56away from her son?
11:57I put a mic on that post
11:59over there,
11:59but I didn't think
12:00I was going to catch
12:00anything like this.
12:03No, it's not
12:04what it sounds like.
12:04Well, I know
12:05what it looks like, Piper.
12:07How's your ankle?
12:11I think it's obvious here
12:12who's the winner
12:12and who's the cheater.
12:14Reese will be staying tonight.
12:18I don't care about
12:19a silly bet.
12:20It's my house
12:21and Piper is staying
12:22in the guest room.
12:23That is final.
12:23Well, that's not a problem
12:24because Reese will be
12:25staying in my room
12:26with me.
12:29What the hell?
12:30Let me make one thing clear.
12:32Reese is the only girl
12:33that I love
12:33and I will do anything
12:34to protect her.
12:34So, back off
12:37before I make you.
13:01Let's get you fixed up.
13:06It's going to sting a bit.
13:07Not as much
13:08as being so close to you
13:10and I can't even
13:11do anything about it.
13:16They're surprisingly
13:17pretty good at this.
13:18You grow up
13:19on a hockey rink,
13:20you've got to learn
13:20to coax this
13:21with blood and bruises.
13:22Besides,
13:22after my dad lived
13:23and my mom was working
13:24all the time,
13:25I was the only one there
13:26to take care of me
13:26and my sister.
13:28Of course.
13:28This is all it is,
13:30Reese.
13:30He's caring for you
13:31as a friend.
13:33Like a sister.
13:34He always has.
13:35This is caring,
13:36not loving.
13:37You remember
13:38how it ended
13:38the last time
13:39you mixed the two up.
13:40I got it.
13:41From here.
13:47Why are you doing this,
13:48Reese?
13:50What do you mean?
13:51You think I can't tell
13:52that you're pulling away?
13:53You smile
13:54and you laugh
13:54at all my jokes
13:55and you say
13:56all the right things.
13:57But deep down
13:58there's
14:00something you're
14:01holding in inside.
14:03I'm here
14:04and I'm knocking,
14:06begging.
14:07Let me in.
14:16Kim.
14:26Kim.
14:26Kim.
14:27Last time I was his kid,
14:28he snapped my heart in half.
14:29It took me years
14:30to piece it back together.
14:31I did not sign up for this.
14:36She didn't want you
14:36four years ago
14:37and she doesn't want you now.
14:39Back off, man,
14:39if you want her
14:40stay in your life.
14:42I'm so sorry.
14:43I'm so sorry,
14:44it won't happen again.
14:45This was a mistake.
14:48Okay.
14:50Thank you for being
14:51my fake offer.
14:54You're a great friend, Reese.
15:02Friend?
15:03When is that word
15:04going to stop hurting?
15:06No.
15:07No, this is for the best.
15:09I can't play this game again.
15:11Losing a second time
15:12just might kill me.
15:16There's no way
15:17a hockey star like Grayson
15:18is actually hooking up
15:19with a nobody like Freese.
15:21And now it's time
15:21to get Prue.
15:44kid, I think about you anyways.
15:45I shouldn't think about a friend.
15:47Tell me about me as much
15:48as I were here.
15:50Excuse the friendship.
15:51Leave me yours.
15:55Shut up, Reese.
15:57Reese?
15:58Is Grayson seriously
15:59fantasizing about
16:00that friendzone loser?
16:11What the fuck?
16:13Grayson has been
16:13out of Reese's league
16:14since high school
16:15and now he's
16:16fantasizing about her?
16:17But maybe I can still
16:18use this.
16:19A bit of video editing, Reese,
16:21and you'll crawl back
16:22to the friendzone
16:23like a sad little bug.
16:27Okay, girls.
16:28Who's ready to show the boys
16:29that our bridesmaid
16:30slumber party
16:30is way better
16:31than their
16:32bachelor hockey party?
16:33Woohoo!
16:34And what's better
16:35at a slumber party
16:36than some entertainment?
16:41Oh my god,
16:43is that Grayson?
16:44I can't watch this!
16:45Your laws!
16:46I knew these hockey guys
16:48had great bots, but...
16:49That's it.
16:50Bob Piper.
16:51Did Grayson just say Piper?
16:57Tell me about your
16:58Gmail and your...
17:00Just a link below
17:01to download real short.
Comments