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Justin, a billionaire fashion magnate, has everything—except genuine connection. Stepping into anonymity, a simple diner meeting ignites an unexpected flame. Can love survive the weight of hidden truths?
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00:20Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:47Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:06Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Okay.
01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:19Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:32This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:40You should have read the fine print.
01:42You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:45Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:47You're a whore.
01:49You do, however, get child support.
01:52Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry. That's the law.
01:57Well, fuck the law.
02:08Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
02:11I want a divorce. I think it's time you find your own place.
02:14Fine. I want a divorce.
02:16I'm a horrible mother.
02:49My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:53Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:03Perfect.
03:06Roll in!
03:07There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:33I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:35Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:45The fuck?
03:46You need to get out of my room.
03:48I said you need to get out of my room.
03:53Everyone out!
03:55This is my house. This is my life. So get out!
04:00Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:02All right, people. Party's over. Let's go. Party's over.
04:07Party's over.
04:09Party's over.
04:11Party's over.
04:17Party's over.
04:25Party's over.
04:27Party's over.
04:27Party's over.
04:29Party's over.
04:30Party's over.
04:33Party's over.
04:38Hey George, welcome back. Hey
04:43This is the money that I owe you
04:47What can I get for you I'll take a black coffee coffee yeah sure
04:53You're back with that
04:57Let me guess acting not going so well. I've hit a bit of a dry patch. Yeah
05:07I don't believe in love fine. I want a divorce. Did you hear him? I ruined my son
05:14Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever gonna hire himself
05:19Just try to keep your heart open if not for yourself or Benji. I
05:24Think I have an idea. Okay. What is that? I
05:28Want to hire you
05:30You want to hire me to pretend to be in love with me an acting gig I
05:35I
05:36Really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me, you know, like a happy
05:41couple
05:43Oh, um, yeah, I cannot pay you much, but seems like you need the money
05:53What do you say
05:58Deal
06:10Come on two more last one
06:15Good work. Good work. Yeah, hey, can I tell you something? Well, that's never good
06:21You ready as ready as I could be
06:25I'm gonna be an actor you what look some waitress someone needed my help and I
06:32Agreed you realize you're a famous billionaire, right? Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but um
06:37Look man. She's super sweet and she um
06:42And she wants to show her son that love is real
06:46Totally normal request look man. I just need something
06:50Something different, you know, I can't do this anymore. I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty
06:56Okay, so let me get this straight you got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend
07:01Yeah
07:03Okay, crazy things have happened. I got your back boss
07:08Thanks, you know, and you'll see she's great whatever you say boss another set
07:12Okay, oh my god, why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me sharon. No, I do what you're
07:21doing
07:23What's this? Oh
07:25No, let's do it's not good
07:31Urgent child support
07:40Last notice of child support must pick will not be paying that
08:00Oh
08:04No, no, no, no
08:10Hello
08:12Hello
08:14Delilah
08:15You look quite nice tonight
08:22Why thank you George
08:25You look quite nice as well
08:33Why thank you George you look quite nice
08:36That's two
08:37Can I offer you something
08:41To drink?
08:43No
08:44Thank you
08:47I'm
08:48Fine
08:53This is gonna be great
08:57Okay
08:59Come on Benji
09:00Come on Benji
09:02You can do it Benji, come on
09:05Come on Benji, hit the ball for once
09:09Let's go Benji
09:12You're doing great
09:13Hey Tony
09:15Hey Delilah
09:17Looking good as always
09:20You're looking good as always
09:22Nobody likes you
09:23Shut up
09:23You're right Benji
09:24He does
09:25Nice with that dribble
09:27Nice
09:35Oh my god, that's him
09:41Delilah
09:41That's who
09:42Uh
09:44The guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend
09:47Delilah what are you talking about
09:50He's coming over
09:51What are you talking about
09:53Hey George
09:53Hey Delilah
10:00Oh for christ's sake
10:01Man up boy
10:03Don't say that
10:04Oh my god
10:05Can he go
10:06I'm so bored
10:07Oh for fuck's sake
10:08Thank god
10:09I have a mani paddy
10:10Come on
10:11Let's get out of here
10:12You don't want to say hi to him
10:15No
10:16It's a little harsher
10:17Say to your kid
10:19Who the fuck are you
10:20I'm George
10:21I'm Delilah's new boyfriend
10:24Delilah's new boyfriend
10:26Yes
10:28Yeah
10:28We are dating
10:30What do they run out of pizza boys hun
10:34He's an actor
10:35Oh he's an actor
10:36That makes it even better
10:38Wow
10:39You are such a riot Delilah
10:41Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber
10:42You proved me wrong
10:43What's that bud?
10:48Nothing
10:49We gotta get out of here
10:50Wish you two the best
10:54Hey asshole
10:57Where's the child support?
11:00Don't worry boobie
11:01I'll handle it
11:01You just focus on making the ka-ching
11:07I think I just womited my mouth
11:10All right I think I'm gonna get going
11:11But um
11:12I'll see you tomorrow for the date
11:13Right?
11:14Yes
11:14Yes
11:15Yes
11:15Our date
11:18See you tomorrow
11:22Girl
11:23You better tell me everything now
11:33No no no no no no you're not supposed to do that
11:35I'm a starving artist
11:36They have lint on their shirts
11:38I still think this is a harebrained idea
11:41Dino this is the first time in my life
11:43Where I can be a normal person
11:46Nobody after my money
11:47Or my status or what I can do for them
11:50Delilah doesn't want anything from me
11:53She just wants me to play a role
11:55I do have to say
11:56It's nice to see you smile again
12:02Yeah
12:03It's gonna be nice
12:04You'll see
12:06And you should take the night off
12:07Take Janice out to dinner
12:09On me
12:10Hell no boss
12:11I'm keeping an eye on you
12:13From a distance
12:14No it'll be fine
12:15Nobody will know who I am
12:16That may be the case
12:17But you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:19And I ain't taking any chances
12:21Do not follow me
12:24Yes boss
12:24Later
12:39Hey how are you?
12:40I'm George
12:41I'm Benji
12:45Well hello
12:48Hello
12:48Hello there
12:48How are you?
12:49I am very excited about our date
12:51I am looking forward to our date as well
12:56Won't you come in?
12:58Ah yes thank you
13:07Oh my
13:11Bad plumbing is making the roof leak
13:13We have a lousy landlord
13:15Oh but you look quite nice tonight
13:19Why thank you George
13:22You look quite nice as well
13:25Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:27Hi
13:28I'm Roland the babysitter
13:30I think it's time for you to get going
13:32Yes
13:33Yes
13:33Um yeah
13:34What if
13:35Yeah
13:35That was so strange
13:39I know
13:45Well that didn't go too well
13:48Yeah no academy award for us
13:51Maybe we should practice
13:53That sounds good yeah
13:56Uh
13:58So what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date
14:06Yeah probably go eat
14:07I hear there's a nice italian restaurant around the corner
14:10Yeah it's pretty good
14:11What are you gonna do?
14:13Uh same probably grab a bite to eat maybe hit a bookstore
14:19Well that's just silly I mean why don't we go together
14:24Sure
14:26Sounds good
14:27Okay
14:34So tell me
14:36Why wedding dresses?
14:38Well ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to wear the dress
14:43Mm-hmm
14:43Be the bride
14:44Yeah
14:45Have my happy ending
14:48And then I eloped with Andy and he had an affair
14:56Then we got a divorce
14:59And now of course he hasn't paid a dime of child support
15:02My roof is leaking
15:04My car is useless
15:07And I work in a diner
15:11So
15:13Best laid plans I guess
15:16You know you should call my attorney friend
15:19He's helped me with some things in the past
15:21I think he can help you with this child support issue
15:25I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine
15:27Thank you
15:28Yeah of course
15:28I will
15:34Should probably get back from our date
15:37Mm-hmm
15:38Soon
15:39Split the bill
15:41Yeah sure uh split the bill
15:45Check please
15:54Hey Bernard this is Justin
15:56You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James
16:00Long story short
16:02Her ex is a piece of shit he won't pay child support
16:04And he works at the style but I can't fire him or less he might sue
16:09Or he might figure out who I am
16:11So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douche bag from her
16:15And she can't know who I am she thinks my name is George thanks ma'am
16:23Hey Dino
16:24Yes boss
16:25Let's buy Delilah's building
16:28And let's fix the roof on it
16:30Sure thing
16:31Oh and while you're at it if you can buy her a car
16:33Nothing too fancy though she's not that type of girl
16:36And keep everything anonymous
16:38You got it
16:39Thank you
16:45What's going on?
16:47Someone about the building they're putting on a new roof
16:50What?
16:51What?
16:51Oh my god
16:52That's amazing right?
16:53Thank you
16:54Thank you
18:25Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:33Delinquency of child support?
18:53Anyway...
19:00We need to talk.
19:08I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:13That's her address.
19:14Find me some dirt.
19:16I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:19She's ruining my perfect life.
19:21Okay, ma'am.
19:22You got it.
19:24Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:27Come on.
19:35I had a good time.
19:37Yeah, it was fun.
19:38We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
19:42I think we sounded really good.
19:44But we should practice some more.
19:47Just in case.
19:48Sure.
19:49That'd be great.
19:51Well, good night.
19:54Good night.
20:12Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:16Wait, what?
20:16Who?
20:17A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:19But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:22It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:28I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:31Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:33Not any that I know of.
20:37Oh, don't look at me.
20:38Look, it's got your name on it.
20:41Oh, my God.
20:43It really does say that car belongs to me.
20:47They gave me this to you as well.
20:52I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:01What's 10 minus 4?
21:03You know the answer to that.
21:06Dang.
21:10Ah, shoot.
21:12I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:14George, can you get it for me?
21:16Wellen's going to call.
21:17Yeah, sure, no problem.
21:19Thanks.
21:48Mission accomplished.
21:50He's asleep.
21:56What?
21:59Nothing.
22:00I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:05Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:08Sure.
22:25I think that we should practice kissing.
22:30I think that we should practice kissing.
22:36I think that would be a good idea.
22:47You know, please.
23:06I think that would be a good idea.
23:49Oh, my God. George, wake up. The time.
23:52What? Benji's going to be up in five minutes. Wait.
23:55Oh, okay, yeah. Come on. Okay.
23:57Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:02to school. Okay.
24:06Just go. Okay.
24:08No, no, no. Go, go, go, go.
24:17Come on. Finish up. We're going to be late.
24:19I don't want to eat this.
24:23Grab your bag. Come on. We got to go.
24:25Okay.
24:30Hurry. Let's go.
24:31Okay.
24:36Hey.
24:38Hi.
24:48So, tell me something good. What'd you get?
24:51I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't got nothing. That woman, she's clean and just boring.
24:56That guy is like he doesn't even exist. Zip, zilch, nada.
25:02How is that possible?
25:05Don't shrug me.
25:06Ow!
25:07Oh, that hoot.
25:10Damn it. How dare she.
25:12My boobie owes her a lot of money. Money that could be spent on me.
25:17Us.
25:21Okay. This is what I want you to do. Get rid of them.
25:24If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:27And all the money goes to me.
25:31I mean us.
25:33Let me get this straight.
25:35Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
25:39Ow! Damn it!
25:40Don't say it out loud. It gives me the creeps.
25:43But you gotta... I mean...
25:44Ow!
25:45Alright, alright. I'll handle it. I'll do it.
25:49Excellent.
25:50Consider it done.
25:52Good.
25:53Let me know when you finish.
25:55Also, I need the keys from an apartment.
25:57Bye.
26:11There we go.
26:19We're fucked.
26:20Come on, Rev. Give us a break.
26:22Hey, that was a foul.
26:28Oh, shit.
26:29Oh, my God.
26:31Hang on.
26:31Off.
26:32Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:35What is he doing?
26:36Your kid's a bitch.
26:38Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
26:40Everything alright?
26:41No.
26:43What's wrong?
26:44My ankle.
26:46You sure it's your ankle?
26:47I can't do it.
26:48What is it saying?
26:50No idea.
26:51Oh, for the love of...
26:54Listen.
26:56We all believe that you can do it.
26:58You just need to believe that you can.
27:00Okay.
27:02Rev, can we have a second?
27:05Hey, hey.
27:06Look at me.
27:07You can do this.
27:09And I know that you taking this pony kick is a big deal.
27:12And it is.
27:14But messy misses sometimes.
27:16You know?
27:18And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:21It's about you having the courage to try.
27:25And look.
27:26We are both proud of you.
27:28Whether you make it or not.
27:31Thanks.
27:31Yeah.
27:33You ready?
27:34Yeah.
27:36There you go.
27:38And look, we believe in you.
27:39But you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:41Everything will work out.
27:42I promise.
27:43Okay.
27:44Alright, buddy.
27:45Okay.
27:48We can do it.
27:52Come on, Ben.
27:54Come on, son.
27:55You can do it.
27:55Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
27:57Oh, my God.
27:59I can do it.
28:00I can do it.
28:01I can do it.
28:02I can do it.
28:13Oh, my God.
28:14Oh, my God.
28:16Yes, yes.
28:18Oh, my God.
28:19Okay, Boobie, let's go.
28:21I have a hair appointment.
28:22Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:24Yeah?
28:25My company is opening up a third branch.
28:28And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:30And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:33Thank you, Tony.
28:34I'm actually with him now, so...
28:39With him?
28:40Yeah.
28:41You're serious?
28:43Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:45This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:47You see him out there acting on the field?
28:50Pretending to help Benji?
28:54I didn't know you were such a slut.
28:56Hey!
28:57Oh!
28:59Get your own kid, you freak.
29:01Let's go.
29:03Um, I'm hard now.
29:06Ew.
29:06Okay, can we go?
29:07Let's go.
29:07Come on.
29:08Come on, let's go.
29:08I can't.
29:09I really fuck...
29:15I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:20And you got your roof fixed.
29:21I wonder who bought the building.
29:23He seems like a really decent guy.
29:25Yeah, he does.
29:26Hey, here it's done.
29:27Hey, hey!
29:28Whoa, whoa!
29:28Come on!
29:30Just...
29:30Please, don't do this.
29:31I have a child at home.
29:33Hey, look, look.
29:33I have money in my back pocket.
29:35You can take it and you can go right now, man.
29:36Just turn around.
29:37Come on.
29:38Come on.
29:39Just turn.
29:41Fuck.
29:42Damn it.
29:43Listen, sorry.
29:44It ain't nothing personal, okay?
29:47Hey, look.
29:48You can just take the money.
30:03Dino, thank God, man.
30:05You okay, boss?
30:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:06I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:06You okay?
30:07Okay.
30:08Okay.
30:09Wait, you two know each other?
30:15Dino is my cousin.
30:17Yeah.
30:20But he called you boss.
30:22Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:25He was a real bossy SOB.
30:28Yeah, that's right.
30:29I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
30:32Lucky coincidence.
30:34Yeah, very lucky.
30:35Thank you, Dino.
30:37Anytime.
30:38We should go.
30:40Come on.
30:43Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
30:45I think it will really scare him.
30:49I, um...
30:51I...
30:51What?
30:54Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
30:58I think I would...
31:01Maybe...
31:02What's going on?
31:04I'm falling for you.
31:05I'm in love with you.
31:07No, you aren't.
31:10Yes, I am.
31:11And what's so wrong with that?
31:13Listen, George.
31:14You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:19Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:22Okay.
31:22The plan worked.
31:24Okay?
31:24Benji's fine.
31:26He thinks that we're in love.
31:27Yeah, because we are.
31:28No, we aren't.
31:30Yes, we are.
31:31No, love ruins everything.
31:33Okay?
31:35Love was not part of the deal here.
31:37Part of the deal?
31:38What about the other night?
31:41Hmm?
31:42The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
31:45Are you serious?
31:47Yeah.
31:50Whatever, Delilah.
31:51I did.
31:52I'm not that type of guy.
31:53But if you're that type of girl, then my bad.
31:58I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:02Delilah.
32:04Whatever.
32:05You know I'm going to go.
32:18Hey, boss.
32:19How about I heat you up some soup?
32:21Dino, Dino, Dino, man.
32:24Women are nothing but trouble.
32:26You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
32:31is not even what they wanted.
32:34And women are trouble.
32:35That's the bottom line.
32:36That's what I'm trying to say here.
32:38I'm sorry, man.
32:40No, it's fine.
32:42Dino, you should go home.
32:44Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
32:48Yes, sir.
32:48And you should cherish her.
32:50Yes, sir.
32:51Yeah.
32:55It's got a good one.
33:21It's got a good one.
33:38There's nothing in here.
33:49Come on.
34:19Tell me, what you got?
34:22I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:24I'm sorry.
34:25He had some goon there.
34:26He came out of nowhere.
34:28What?
34:32They've seen my face.
34:33I gotta have to lay low for a while.
34:35You idiot!
34:36I told you to do one thing!
34:38Ow!
34:39Get out!
34:40I clearly have to do everything on my own!
34:42You should have saw it, I think the guy was.
34:44Idiot.
34:51Hey, sexy.
34:53Hey.
34:54What is it?
34:55What's wrong?
34:58Okay.
34:59I have to show you something.
35:01You can't laugh, okay?
35:04What?
35:05Of course.
35:06Anything for you, boobie.
35:13Cher, they're actually amazing.
35:16So you'll pitch it?
35:17Of course.
35:19Yeah.
35:20Yeah, it will.
35:21Thank you, boobie.
35:24Wow.
35:25Incredible.
35:26Good morning.
35:47Bye.
35:48Bye.
35:49Bye.
35:50Bye.
36:00Boopie? Mama's in the mood. Boopie. Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:21Boopie. Boopie.
36:50George, please call me. I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:10George, please don't let this affect our friendship. Benji misses you. I miss you.
37:19Call me.
37:37Fine. Barone, seven o'clock. This better be important.
37:47Listen. I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee?
37:54Just a coffee.
37:57Okay. Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow. See you then.
38:06Uh, hey, Dino.
38:09Yes, boss.
38:10Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange. I kind of
38:16want to just know what's up.
38:17Consider it done. Thank you.
38:23So what is this about?
38:27Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
38:28No.
38:33I've been thinking about us.
38:36Us.
38:38There is no us.
38:40But there is. There could be.
38:45When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
38:51We're a family.
38:53We're the perfect family.
38:56You've got to be kidding me.
39:00How dare you?
39:07How dare you?
39:09Sharon! Boopy!
39:11This was not my idea.
39:13You're lying. You're trying to steal my man. I already told you. He's mine, you slut!
39:18Tell her. This was your idea.
39:21He wants us to get back together.
39:23Oh.
39:24I don't know what you're talking about.
39:26Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
39:28She said it was an emergency. Something about Benji.
39:31You coward.
39:33She grabbed my hand.
39:35She was begging me.
39:36It was pathetic.
39:38Okay.
39:47Take that, you slut!
39:49I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
39:52You're a worm.
39:55And you're fucking crazy.
39:58And this man does not pay his child support.
40:02Okay.
40:07Boopy.
40:08Don't even start.
40:09What the hell is this? You're embarrassing me.
40:11It's disgusting. Let's go.
40:13Let's go. Come on.
40:20Hey.
40:23Hey.
40:24Thank you for meeting with me.
40:26I'm happy to see you.
40:30Yeah. What do you want, Delilah?
40:34I've been thinking about us.
40:37About our conversation the other week.
40:41And...
40:41What you said.
40:44Look.
40:45I was wrong.
40:47I...
40:48What I said was wrong.
40:50And I made a mistake.
40:51And I was confused.
40:53What do you mean you were confused?
40:55I was dinner last night.
40:58With Andy.
41:00What?
41:01I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:05How do you know about that?
41:07Ah.
41:08So you did have dinner with him.
41:10And you held hands.
41:12How romantic.
41:14Oh, my God.
41:15Did you have me followed?
41:16You're not even denying it.
41:18Oh, God.
41:20I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:24Yeah.
41:26And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
41:31Right.
41:31Yeah, right.
41:32And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
41:38But now I realize I was wrong.
41:40You're just an asshole.
41:44And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
41:51God.
41:51God.
41:52Oh.
41:56I hope I never have to see you again.
42:01Christ.
42:09Mom?
42:11Yeah, hon.
42:12Can I ask you a personal question?
42:16Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:20Where's George?
42:22George.
42:23You heard me.
42:25Where's George?
42:27Umm.
42:29Did you have a fight?
42:30Hey, well, did you break up?
42:42Sometimes grown-ups, they have to make decisions.
42:47Well, it's okay.
42:49You broke up.
42:50Don't worry about it.
42:52I'm used to it.
42:54I'm sorry, Benji.
42:57I really am.
43:12It was in your car, George.
43:21Thank you for meeting with me.
43:23Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
43:26Um, are you here alone?
43:28Yeah, it's Snagat.
43:29Mom's at work and Roland fell asleep on the couch.
43:32He does it every time.
43:33Don't tell mom.
43:35Okay.
43:36I want to talk about mom.
43:40Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
43:43Mom has been super sad.
43:46And I'm sorry to hear about that.
43:48You know she loves you, right?
43:51Wait, what?
43:52I can tell.
43:55Benji, it's not what you think.
43:56Look.
43:59Your mom hired me to...
44:00I know you've been pretending.
44:02What?
44:03I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:05so mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:09Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:11But...
44:11And you love her, too.
44:13But there's...
44:13So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans
44:15and please get back together.
44:18Deal.
44:22Deal.
44:25Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
44:27What?
44:28What?
44:28How are you...
44:29A friend of a friend of an ex
44:30had the two sets of tickets
44:32to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show
44:34and I couldn't use them
44:35and get them to me!
44:37What?
44:38Wait, that is, like, huge.
44:41Anyone is gonna be at that fashion show.
44:44How are you?
44:45Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
44:47And guilt, baby, guilt.
44:52And guess who's gonna be my date?
44:54Who?
44:55You, silly!
44:56What?
44:57Yeah!
45:02Wait, those are my designs.
45:05What?
45:06Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:08You see?
45:09Oh, my God, they do!
45:12We have to go.
45:34Boopie, I think we're gonna change the fashion world.
45:37Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
45:40There they are.
45:44Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show,
45:48we have a very special treat.
45:50Today, after years of secrecy,
45:52Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder, and primary designer.
45:59Oh, my God.
46:02Oh, my God.
46:02We're fucked.
46:04Oh, my God.
46:06Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald!
46:21Isn't that...
46:23Isn't that...
46:27George.
46:33Did you know about that?
46:34Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
46:36But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:38Did you know about that?
46:40Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
46:42But how could you keep this a secret from me?
46:44Not a secret, Milo.
46:45A surprise.
46:46Kill Benji.
46:46Yeah.
46:47You should have missed Henry.
46:48Kill Benji.
46:49Wow.
46:50I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
46:54You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
46:57Oh, my God.
46:59Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:05And the truth is...
47:08I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:14The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:20Holy fuck.
47:23Damn it.
47:24This isn't fair.
47:25So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing
47:30of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
47:59Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
48:12I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
48:21Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
48:24I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
48:30Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
48:57Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:09Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:17Yes.
49:19What?
49:21Yes.
49:23You will?
49:24I will.
49:38The clothing was disgusting.
49:41Terror.
49:42Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
49:46Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
49:50No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
49:52No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
49:55Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:02I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:05Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
50:09But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love,
50:12but loving yourself,
50:14your truth,
50:15and your joy.
50:17Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
50:22Proving that sometimes the best things.
50:22Proving that sometimes the best.
50:22Proving that sometimes youtuber ёd
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