00:00Welcome to irene's special report. If you're wondering how a usually well-behaved New York
00:04girl woke up surrounded by torn fabric and a man's suit pants, don't ask. My back still feels
00:09like it got run over by a truck.
00:20Last night, my best friend Kayla took me to a bar. I had the cocktails he specially made for me.
00:26Then I met a stranger. We kissed and held each other passionately. We spent a wonderful one-night
00:32stand in the hotel room overlooking Manhattan through the window, but every detail from last night is exploding in
00:39my head.
00:40That guy's size and stammity were straight-up monstrous. On the bright side, I slept
00:44with a walking hormone. On the downside, I have no fucking clue who he is. And I'm late for
00:50my interview. In New York, leaving money on the night's hand is the last bit of dignity us adults
00:54have.
01:04Treating me like a male escort? Fine. Find her.
01:08I'm about to have the interview that could change my life. Executive assistant to the president of Morrison Group.
01:14Rumor has it all the previous ones got blacklisted for trying to seduce that tyrant CEO.
01:18So my strategy is ugly enough to be completely safe.
01:21Ladies, you're in luck. Today, Mr. Lucas Morrison will be conducting the interviews personally.
01:26Wait, Mr. Morrison? The guy they call Satan on Wall Street?
01:33Holy shit! The guy from last night is my future boss?
01:42Last row. The one in the corner. Look up.
01:51She's the one.
01:52Thank God for these hideous glasses. There's no way he recognized me. My look now and my look
01:57last night are like two different species.
02:02Kayla! I got it!
02:04I actually got the offer from Morrison Group.
02:07Wow! I can't believe it!
02:09But honey, you better be careful. Don't let that cold-blooded boss of yours eat you alive.
02:12Don't worry. He didn't even give me a second look. Gotta go. I need to hit the bathroom
02:17and calm down. I'm sweating bullets for nerves.
02:19I broke into a cold sweat and decided to go to the bathroom to wash my face and calm down.
02:28Wait. This scent? This is the men's room? And the executive-only men's room at that?
02:33Just as I was about to leave, someone came out of the bathroom. I looked at him without thinking.
02:42The bathroom lights suddenly went out. He didn't see me.
02:48Sorry. Wrong room.
02:57This is insane. My boss has me pinned to the wall like prey. What does he want? Did he recognize
03:03me?
03:05Let me go.
03:09Got you. Dressing like this after treating me like a male escort last night. What kind of hard-
03:13to-get game are you playing? Huh?
03:16Yeah.
03:22Your body is way more honest than your mouth.
03:25He knew my body so well that I reacted to him almost instantly.
03:29How did the light in the bathroom break?
03:31Maybe someone's up to something shady in the dark, like sneaking around with a woman.
03:34You're soaking wet in the men's room.
03:38That noise just now. Let's get out of here. It really did sound like more than one person.
03:42Don't get in the way of their intimate interaction.
03:45The scent.
03:46He's- he's smelling me? I can't let him recognize me at any cost.
03:50This is a company!
03:52Do you do this to every female employee who accidentally walks into the men's room?
04:02I'm losing my mind.
04:15That day I just felt lucky I wasn't recognized and didn't lose my job.
04:19But right now I realize something's off.
04:22My usual tolerance.
04:23How could that one cocktail make me black out completely?
04:26Kayla Winters.
04:27You'd better have one hell of an explanation for me.
04:31Boss, we found Kayla.
04:34Just as I stormed off to confront Kayla,
04:36my supervisor, Lucas, also tracked her down through her passport.
04:40We ended up at that apartment almost at the same time.
04:55Kayla Winters.
04:56You left this on my bed last night.
04:58Yes.
04:59It's mine.
05:03It's mine.
05:09I was so angry that I went to the wrong floor.
05:12Blind with rage, I kicked the door open.
05:18Iron?
05:19Honey, what are you doing here?
05:22Ah!
05:24You crazy bitch!
05:25What are you doing?
05:27What exactly did you put in that drink?
05:28Don't take me for a fool, Kayla.
05:31What did I put?
05:33I put hallucinants that would ruin your reputation.
05:36Why?
05:37Because I'm sick of it!
05:39Why does everyone always flock around you?
05:42I had five homeless guys from Brooklyn lined up for you.
05:45But who knew you'd get so damn lucky?
05:50This slap is for eight years of friendship.
05:53Starting today, don't ever show your face in front of me again.
05:56The first rule of adult survival,
05:58when a viper bites you, don't ask her why.
06:01Just break her spine.
06:02Aaron, I'll get you back for this.
06:07After getting rid of my toxic best friend,
06:09I thought life would go back to normal.
06:11But I forgot that on Wall Street,
06:12the one thing there's no shortage with
06:14is man-eating beasts.
06:16Like my direct superior, Victoria.
06:20The toilet in the restroom is clogged.
06:23It's disgusting.
06:24Go clean it up right now.
06:25Victoria, my job title is executive assistant to the president,
06:28not janitor.
06:29What did you say?
06:30Excuse me?
06:31Here, I am the rule.
06:32Either you go clean the bathroom right now,
06:35or pack your crap and get the hell out of Morrison Group immediately.
06:39Who are you trying to kick out?
06:49Mr. Morrison,
06:50I was just teaching the new employee about company rules.
06:54Shut up.
06:56Grab your laptop,
06:58get in my office.
07:04Remember,
07:05in this company,
07:06I'm the only one who gets to boss you around.
07:09If you let anyone else push you around again,
07:11I'll fire you right along with them.
07:16Yes, boss.
07:33Iren,
07:34don't overthink it.
07:35He's just your boss.
07:38That hit came out all red-faced.
07:40Who knows how many buttons she undid in there?
07:42Acts all pious like a nun,
07:44but who knows how slutty she really is behind closed boss.
07:50In New York,
07:52the best response to slut-shaming isn't tears.
07:54It's to shut their mouths for good.
08:01First,
08:02if you have any doubts about my work performance,
08:04we can go to HR and go over my KPIs face-to-face.
08:07Second,
08:08I recorded every single word you just said.
08:10If I hear any more sexual harassment rumors about me and this company before the end of the day,
08:14my lawyer will be sending you defamation penis faces directly.
08:17Two.
08:24Miss Kayla,
08:25you were right.
08:26This woman named Irene really is a stumbling block that needs to be removed.
08:31After a few days of working together,
08:32I realized that although Lucas is a tyrant,
08:34he's extremely smart and professional.
08:36And I pathetically realized I'm becoming more and more defenseless against his pheromones.
08:40I decided to confess to him about that night.
08:42Mr. Morrison,
08:43about that night.
08:44In fairy tales,
08:45Cinderella always gets the prince's favor.
08:47But in reality,
08:49the prince might just be tangled up with your enemy.
08:52Sorry,
08:52Mr. Morrison.
08:53I didn't mean to interrupt.
09:05Who gave you permission to touch me?
09:07Lucas!
09:07I'm the woman from that night.
09:10You should take responsibility for me.
09:17Get out.
09:17Show up at Morrison Group again.
09:19And I'll make you disappear.
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