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House of Villains Season 3 Episode 7
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00:30This romance is going to have to end eventually.
00:33Maybe that time is now.
00:35Tyson was not including you in anything.
00:38Has he promised to take you to the end?
00:40Yeah.
00:41He was never including you, ever.
00:44The third villain to be banished from the House
00:47with a vote of 4 to 1 is...
00:51I'm fucked.
00:53Johnny Middlebrooks.
00:55The House has spoken.
01:04I need a lot of alcohol.
01:07Oh my gosh.
01:10I can't believe I'm here, genuinely.
01:12Thank you, guys.
01:12I literally dodged a bullet.
01:15I mean, if Johnny wasn't the big meat muscle shield that he is,
01:19that bullet was coming straight for me.
01:20This is Paul's sex dungeon now.
01:23Oh, wait.
01:23Paul, you get all the space now.
01:26Look, Johnny, should have just put Tom up
01:27and sent his ass home when I told you.
01:29Are these your shoes?
01:30No, that's Johnny.
01:31He came in here with a shoe for every fucking day.
01:34Villains, please go in the kitchen
01:35and enjoy some pizza and beer.
01:37In Johnny's memory.
01:39Trust it.
01:39I'm not opening it.
01:40Don't open the fucking pizza.
01:42Wait, is there really fucking pizza?
01:44Or is this a trick?
01:45I will be checking all of these boxes
01:47because last time pizza was delivered,
01:49Paul discovered a hand
01:51and became the right-hand man of Johnny.
01:55You never know what could happen here
01:57in the House of Villains.
01:58Could be something amiss.
02:05Look how these really pizza.
02:07Yes.
02:07Sweet.
02:08And beer.
02:08And vodka.
02:09Yum.
02:10This looks good, this pizza.
02:12It looks all good.
02:13Joe was like, great TV, man.
02:14It almost inspired me to about...
02:17I felt like I was watching a soap opera
02:19on the Spanish channel.
02:20La prueba de embarazo salió negativa,
02:23pero mi amor por ti es positivo.
02:26Lo siento, pero tengo que dejar de salir
02:28con hombres sin dinero.
02:29Trita, I got a question for you.
02:31Why is it that every time
02:33you know somebody's going out,
02:35you vote for that person?
02:36Because I gave them my word.
02:38You gave Johnny your word?
02:39I gave Johnny my word
02:40the first two days we were here.
02:43I gave plain my word
02:44the first two days we were here.
02:46Jackie, off the rip.
02:48I do care about loyalty,
02:50so I'm going to vote the way I want.
02:54I'm not like everyone else.
02:56I fear nothing and no one.
02:58I wasn't worried about you.
02:59I knew you were winning anyway.
03:00I kept my word.
03:01My four friends are gone.
03:04So the final round,
03:05there's a jury that's all been eliminated,
03:07and they come back
03:08and vote for the final winner.
03:10It is time to vote.
03:11You are not here to vote
03:12for your best friend.
03:13You are voting for
03:14the greatest supervillain.
03:16My odds of winning,
03:17if I can get to the end,
03:18are pretty good
03:19except for against Drita
03:21because she hasn't cut anyone
03:22or done anyone dirty,
03:23so I need Drita out.
03:25Sorry, bro.
03:29Okay, I'm going to ask
03:30for my phone back now
03:31and give my microphone.
03:32Yeah, I'm going to ask
03:32for my phone.
03:43Look what I found.
03:44I just want to change.
03:46Don't change too much.
03:48Oh, that was funny.
03:49Very funny.
03:50Was it?
03:50You all like dad joke of the...
03:52I have kids.
03:53Oh, my God.
03:55Good night, everyone.
03:57We're all going to sleep.
03:58Good night.
04:06Congrats.
04:07You opened an envelope
04:08and now you're on the hit list.
04:13Here's how you get off the list.
04:14Convince someone else to open it.
04:16You've got until next time
04:17you see me at the Battle Royale
04:18to get it out of your hands.
04:20Whoever's holding it last,
04:21you're stuck
04:22unless you become supervillain.
04:23See you soon, Joel.
04:26Easy enough.
04:26Thank God I found
04:27this death sentence first
04:28because now I just need
04:30one person to read it.
04:31I don't care how they read it
04:32or who reads it.
04:33I just need someone to read it
04:35to get it off of me.
04:37Can I use you real quick?
04:38What's up?
04:39I'm back.
04:39Can he pop down?
04:40Yeah, of course.
04:41Listen to me,
04:42all three of you,
04:43Charlie's Angels.
04:44Three of us,
04:45the next game,
04:46have to win supervillain.
04:48They win because they team
04:50up to win.
04:51You shut the shit down.
04:54Thank you.
04:55These are not bad.
04:56It's only 70 calories.
04:57You need to take more
04:58for your max.
04:58I think I might, actually.
05:00You want a third
05:00or you good?
05:02Might as well.
05:05I want you to look at this.
05:07We're going to call this
05:08a Christine explosion.
05:11It's a tornado.
05:13Tornado.
05:13It's amazing.
05:14How do you find anything?
05:15If you have to do your makeup,
05:17how do you do it?
05:18Anyone in my past
05:19that I have beat up
05:20that wished karma on me
05:22gave me Christine
05:23as a roommate.
05:24You know,
05:25in my defense,
05:26like...
05:27In your defense,
05:28you have a lot of shit.
05:32I can put somebody
05:33on the hit list.
05:37Where'd you find that?
05:38The pantry.
05:39Yeah.
05:41Do you trust me?
05:43Yeah.
05:43It's like a curse.
05:44I'm going on the hit list
05:45unless I give it to somebody else.
05:47If I show it to you,
05:49it's yours now
05:49and you have to give it
05:50to somebody else.
05:51Tyson has this letter
05:53and if I open up the letter,
05:55I'm on the hit list.
05:56You ready?
05:58But I'm just staring
05:59at this letter
06:00and I'm like,
06:01cookie?
06:02Cookie?
06:04Let me see if I...
06:06I know that Tom
06:07doesn't fully trust me
06:08after Kate blew my cover,
06:10but bringing Tom
06:11in on the death sentence
06:12is the perfect way
06:13to patch things up
06:14because I'm keeping
06:15my promise of telling Tom
06:16everything moving forward.
06:18We're now on the hit list.
06:19Yeah, it sucks for you.
06:20And as a bonus,
06:21it means I'm no longer
06:22on the hit list,
06:22so it's a win-win.
06:24I'm going to get off
06:24the hit list,
06:25convince someone else
06:25to open it.
06:27Opening it
06:27is basically me
06:29opening up
06:30to our friendship again.
06:32There was some trust issues,
06:33but now we're in this together.
06:35Do you think we tell Kate
06:36or pretend like we don't know
06:37and see about
06:38what she does with it?
06:40I can tell her.
06:41With this envelope,
06:42I am on the hit list.
06:43I got to get rid of this letter,
06:45but also I got to warn Kate.
06:51Whoa, it's way cleaner in here.
06:53I know, I know.
06:53Thank you.
06:54I am looking for Kate everywhere.
07:01I peek into her room.
07:03She's not in there.
07:17Congratulations.
07:19You're on the hit list.
07:20Kate.
07:21Do this.
07:23I was fucking looking
07:24for your ass.
07:25Where were you?
07:25I was changing.
07:27I've already read it.
07:28You can't pass it to me.
07:29I am now on the hit list,
07:30and I believe that
07:31Tom and Tyson
07:32were targeting me.
07:33So now I know
07:34I absolutely
07:35do not trust
07:36Tom and Tyson.
07:39Oh, fuck.
07:40I see the three musketeers
07:43on the couch
07:44with a letter.
07:45What is going on?
07:47Am I fucked?
07:49I'm not really sure
07:50if this envelope
07:51is a good thing
07:53or a bad thing.
07:54Christine saw us.
07:55The thing about Tyson
07:57is the man be grabbing,
07:58okay?
07:59So he grabs the lever.
08:01He grabbed the hand
08:02on the pizza,
08:03and now Tyson
08:05doesn't want to grab
08:05this envelope.
08:07Then clearly
08:08this envelope
08:09is not a good thing.
08:14Who's this?
08:15It's now Kate's?
08:16Yeah.
08:17So it's better
08:18that she opened it,
08:18so now she's...
08:20It's off of you.
08:21Yeah.
08:22Oh, there's another
08:23t-shirt
08:24on the railing.
08:26Okay.
08:29I don't see any point
08:30in trying to convince
08:31the remaining people
08:32in the house
08:33to open this letter.
08:34New York is out
08:35for the count.
08:36I'm not going to do it
08:37to Drita or Christine,
08:38and who knows
08:39where Paul is.
08:40And when you don't know
08:41what to do with something,
08:42what's the best thing
08:42to do?
08:44Throw it.
08:45Oh, wait a minute.
08:47Will, Drita,
08:48no, I don't know.
08:49Why do you have to do that?
08:52Drita, no.
08:53I don't know
08:54if it's good or not.
08:55Don't catch it.
08:57Why does it look like this?
08:58I was on a show
08:59called Mob Wives.
09:00I see something,
09:01I say nothing.
09:03None of my business.
09:04Plus, that's a federal offense.
09:05I have enough problems
09:06with the FBI.
09:08Tom.
09:09Yeah.
09:10Did you see that?
09:11What is that?
09:12Did you touch this letter?
09:13No, I did not.
09:14Did you open it?
09:16She said,
09:16don't touch it,
09:17don't do it.
09:17She said that you guys
09:18have been moving it around.
09:19So are you lying to me?
09:21Having Drita on the hit list
09:23would be great.
09:24Well,
09:25don't lie to me, Tom.
09:26She would actually have to,
09:28like, make some fucking moves.
09:30So I would love for her
09:31to get this letter.
09:36Do I open this?
09:37Yeah.
09:39That's your acting ability, Tyson?
09:41He gave himself up right there
09:42that I knew he knew
09:43about this envelope.
09:45I don't know if he wants me
09:46to open it.
09:46I don't know if he doesn't.
09:48But I know he wants to know
09:49if I'm going to.
09:51If you get curious,
09:52tell me what it is.
09:54Christine's told everybody
09:55not to open it.
09:56Where's Paul?
09:57He's a bad liar.
09:58He's pacing on his phone.
10:01They look like they're nervous.
10:03I know.
10:04That's why I'm saying
10:05don't touch it.
10:07These fucking spies
10:08will keep looking
10:09to see if I open it.
10:10I'm going to fight everybody.
10:14Paul.
10:15Mom, you want to say
10:16hi to Tyson?
10:17Tyson, you want to say
10:17hi to my mom?
10:18Hi, Mom.
10:20Did you see the advantage
10:22in the house?
10:22Shut the fuck up.
10:24Right now,
10:24do not open the envelope.
10:26Why should I not open it?
10:28Because it's going to put you
10:29on the hit list.
10:30Whoever opens it last
10:31is on the hit list
10:31by the time the challenge
10:33starts tomorrow.
10:34If Kate, Drita,
10:35and Christine
10:35are working together
10:37against the guys,
10:38they're going to have
10:39Paul open it last
10:40and he'll be stuck
10:41on the hit list.
10:42And right now,
10:43Paul is someone
10:44I may be able to use,
10:45so I would like
10:46to keep him here
10:47if I can.
10:47You have to trust me here.
10:49Okay.
10:50Tyson has his weird
10:52quadri-eye nightmare fuel
10:54sleep paralysis demon
10:55eyeglasses on.
10:57You think I trust you?
11:00Is kicking an envelope
11:01under the chair
11:02a dick move?
11:02Maybe,
11:03but I want to go to sleep.
11:05I'm pretty unsure
11:06of who owns it.
11:08I think,
11:08like,
11:08maybe Kate,
11:10maybe Drita,
11:11but one of them
11:12needs to go.
11:22Good morning.
11:23People were, like,
11:24freaking out
11:24over some letter yesterday.
11:26What was that?
11:27I don't know.
11:28Oh, there's a letter
11:28floating around?
11:29I don't fucking know.
11:30Is it a chain letter?
11:30I don't even know
11:31if I want to,
11:31I don't even want to know
11:32if I want to know.
11:33I don't know
11:34if I'm on the hit list
11:34or not today,
11:35but I left the letter
11:36by the chairs
11:37and it's not there anymore.
11:38What I do know is
11:39I'm surprised
11:40I even won Supervillain once.
11:41The odds of it
11:42happening again
11:43are near impossible.
11:44Morning, sunshine.
11:45Good morning.
11:46Don't open it.
11:48Don't open it.
11:49What envelope?
11:50Where is it?
11:51I don't know.
11:52Thomas,
11:53why is everybody
11:54being so secretive
11:55about this damn letter
11:56that people are finding?
11:57Um,
11:59yeah,
11:59I heard there was a letter.
12:00Do we have to move
12:01out of here?
12:02It says,
12:02anybody who goes by
12:04any sort of
12:05one of the 50 states.
12:07Don't play with me now.
12:08It is so important
12:10to mind your business,
12:12get your eight hours
12:13of beauty sleep
12:14and go to bed
12:14early in this house
12:15because when the fuckery
12:17is going around,
12:18guess what?
12:19You're not a part of it.
12:20Good morning.
12:21Good morning.
12:22Good morning.
12:24I see a letter.
12:26Where is it?
12:27I don't know.
12:27I've heard about it,
12:27never seen it.
12:28I've never told you about it.
12:29The boys came outside
12:30and they were like,
12:31hey, did you see the letter?
12:33I wonder who handled it last.
12:35Nobody opened that letter
12:37in this house.
12:45I can't believe that.
12:47You guys are too nosy.
12:51All right.
12:52What?
12:54Okay.
12:55Can you guys hear those chimes?
12:56Yeah, we hear them.
12:57Sorry, I can't get this thing
12:58to stop now.
13:00Today, we have a battle royale challenge.
13:03I have left some outfits for today
13:06on your bed.
13:07Oh, God.
13:07Come on.
13:08So please change into those
13:09and meet me outside.
13:14Fuck!
13:22Hey!
13:23All right.
13:25Hi.
13:26Hey.
13:27The costumes are cute.
13:29I'm not sure where this hair came from.
13:31This is definitely synthetic,
13:33but I'll make it work.
13:34Good morning, villains.
13:35You look wonderful.
13:36First things first,
13:37I left you a present
13:38in the form of an envelope.
13:40It's nothing scary.
13:42I call it the death sentence.
13:46Here's how it works.
13:47Whoever opened the envelope
13:48was automatically put
13:50on this week's hit list.
13:52What?
13:52Unless they could get somebody else
13:54to open the envelope.
13:56Whoever ended up with it
13:57at this moment
13:58is stuck on the hit list
14:00unless they become
14:02supervillain.
14:03Well, I guess I can just tell you
14:05it's Kate.
14:06Yep.
14:06It's me.
14:07I'm the one that opened
14:08the letter last.
14:09I'm on the hit list.
14:10And frankly,
14:10I don't care.
14:11I am standing here
14:12in a squirrel onesie
14:14surrounded by a bunch of morons
14:17that all hate me.
14:19As the envelope stated,
14:20the only way for you
14:21to get off the hit list
14:22is to win the battle royale challenge.
14:24Right.
14:25Huge stakes here, Kate.
14:27Try to look less disinterested.
14:28I'm focused.
14:29All right.
14:30The name of this challenge
14:31is Nut Jobs.
14:37The game is simple
14:38and it is played in rounds.
14:40Each of you will start
14:42with 30 nuts.
14:43In each round,
14:44you will enter the nut house
14:46one at a time.
14:47You will place your nuts
14:49in your own personal nut sack.
14:51You can put as many
14:52or as little as you want
14:55inside the sack.
14:56But after each round,
14:58I will announce the player
14:59with the fewest amount of nuts
15:01in their nut sack
15:02and that player
15:03will be eliminated
15:04from the challenge.
15:06While putting 28 of your nuts
15:08in your sack
15:08would give you a great shot
15:09at getting to round two,
15:11you would only have two nuts left
15:13for the rest of the game.
15:14Whoever survives
15:15and hangs on to the most nuts
15:17by the final round
15:18wins the game
15:19and becomes our next supervillain.
15:21As always,
15:22I apologize
15:23for making you do basic math.
15:25Oh, man.
15:26What I'm saying is
15:27you do not want to blow
15:28your load too early.
15:30I'm fucked.
15:31And now,
15:31I will place my nuts
15:33into your waiting hands.
15:35When it comes to this
15:36nut job battle royale,
15:38it's all about rationing.
15:39You want to ration
15:40as little as possible
15:41while still staying in the game
15:43so you have more for the end.
15:45You don't want to blow your load
15:47right in the beginning.
15:48You know,
15:48you kind of want to, like,
15:49spread it out a little bit.
15:51Any event multiple people
15:52play the fewest amount of nuts
15:53in any given round,
15:55everyone with that amount
15:56of nuts will be eliminated.
15:59Damn!
15:59Last squirrel standing
16:00becomes our next supervillain
16:02who will be showered
16:03with loads
16:05of praise
16:06in our glory hole.
16:08Tyson,
16:09you are up.
16:10Here he goes, guys.
16:12Ooh,
16:13it's moist in here.
16:15Anybody allergic to nuts?
16:16Six should definitely
16:17keep me safe,
16:18but do I want to go hard
16:19early?
16:21One,
16:22two,
16:24three,
16:25four.
16:26Oh, look at him.
16:27Look.
16:27There he go.
16:29I would really love to win,
16:31and if not me,
16:33then Tom.
16:33I need an ally
16:34to hopefully win this thing.
16:37So I flash to Tom.
16:39You did?
16:40Hopefully he puts five.
16:44Okay.
16:45Paul,
16:46it is your turn.
16:48Okay,
16:48if these people
16:49are lowballing it,
16:50then let me go
16:51with a safe four.
16:52One,
16:53two,
16:55three,
16:56four.
16:58I'm always trying
16:59to win Super Villain.
17:01I really am,
17:01but I prefer
17:02to work with numbers
17:03when they hit
17:04my bank account
17:05with a lot of zeros,
17:06you know?
17:07Tyson said
17:07that he did
17:09four nuts,
17:10so I'm gonna do five.
17:11I'm gonna start
17:13pretty large.
17:15Fuck you, Tom.
17:16Fuck you, Tyson.
17:17All right.
17:18I'm not having
17:19any testicular issues today,
17:21so my nuts are flowing.
17:2314,
17:2315,
17:2516,
17:2617.
17:27What is the goal
17:28of this game?
17:29The goal of this game
17:30is I have no idea.
17:3317 is how old
17:35my daughter is,
17:36and I'm gonna go
17:36by a lucky number.
17:38I know all the squirrels
17:39outside are lying
17:40ass motherfuckers,
17:42so it really don't matter.
17:43All right, everyone,
17:44I've counted your nuts
17:45with the least amount
17:47of nuts.
17:51Tyson and Paul,
17:53you have been eliminated.
17:54You've lost the chance
17:56to be supervillain.
17:57What?
17:57Please go inside the house.
17:59Holy shit.
17:59I can't believe this.
18:01And enjoy a hot bag
18:03of peanuts.
18:04Drita,
18:05leave some nuts.
18:06I have no idea
18:07how I even won
18:08one round.
18:09I wanna get rid of these.
18:12One,
18:13two,
18:14three,
18:15four,
18:16seven.
18:18I'm putting six nuts in.
18:20Four,
18:21five,
18:22six.
18:23Now,
18:24I'm gonna go
18:24slightly less.
18:25I don't have to
18:27ration my nuts as much.
18:30sticking with my favorite number
18:32and doing six again.
18:34How many nuts
18:35do I need to bust
18:36this time?
18:37I'm gonna bust
18:37a big nut.
18:39I have counted the nuts.
18:41The villains
18:42with the least number
18:44of nuts
18:44in their sacks
18:45are Christine
18:47and Tom.
18:48Please join
18:49the other loser squirrels.
18:51Well,
18:52this sucks.
18:53What?
18:54That means they lost?
18:55It's Kate,
18:55Drita,
18:56and New York.
18:56I would rather have
18:57New York win
18:58because I feel like
18:59New York is closest
19:00with me and Tyson.
19:01I think I have to win
19:02Super Donner
19:03because otherwise
19:05my vote won't count.
19:06I'm going home
19:07but I won't nominate you two.
19:08Obviously.
19:09Thank you.
19:09Drita and New York
19:10wanna be Super Villain.
19:12I get it.
19:13But if I don't win
19:14Super Villain,
19:15I remain on the hit list.
19:16So put one
19:17or two each.
19:19Okay,
19:19I only have three
19:19so I put the one.
19:20I won't put you up.
19:21Two.
19:22I don't agree
19:23with Kate one bit.
19:25I've never had
19:26Super Villain.
19:26I want this so bad.
19:28So I lied to Kate
19:29when I told her
19:30I only had three nuts.
19:35All right.
19:36I don't even know
19:36how much to put.
19:37She can beat me right now.
19:38I don't even know
19:39what the fuck I'm doing.
19:39I gotta get this shit right.
19:41I have to fucking
19:42get this right.
19:43It's never been done before.
19:44This is my third season.
19:46One,
19:47two,
19:49three.
19:50Please, please.
19:53I don't even know
19:54how many I have left.
19:56How about that?
19:57Drita?
19:58I'm coming.
19:59Shut up.
19:59I have 12 remaining.
20:01I'm gonna do
20:02seven.
20:04I have counted
20:05the nuts.
20:09Drita's out.
20:10I knew it.
20:11I fucking knew it.
20:13You've lost the chance
20:14to be Super Villain.
20:16It is such
20:17an intense moment.
20:19My strategy
20:20going into this
20:21last round
20:22is obviously
20:23to dump
20:24all my nuts
20:24into my sack.
20:26And who's to tell
20:27how many Kate
20:28has left?
20:29I just want to get
20:30this nut out
20:31and over with.
20:32I'm really proud of us
20:33for making it here.
20:34Me too.
20:35Lucy and Ethel.
20:36New York winning.
20:37That would be cool
20:38if she did.
20:38I would be happy
20:39for her.
20:40Yeah, like it would
20:40be her first one.
20:41You'd be happy
20:41because she's not
20:41going to put you
20:42on the chopping block.
20:44May the best nut win.
20:49Kate, please
20:49drop some nuts.
20:51Don't call it a comeback.
20:52This is New York's
20:53third season
20:54on House of Villains.
20:55Never been Super Villain.
20:57Kate, if she gets
20:58Super Villain,
20:58she is off the hit list.
21:00All right, New York.
21:01Show me your nuts.
21:02But one thing's for sure,
21:03mine are bigger.
21:04It's down to me and Kate
21:07and a nut sack
21:08is a little bit light.
21:09I hope I played
21:10that last hand right.
21:11Oh, shit.
21:13All right.
21:14That's all I got.
21:15See?
21:17Kate is my roommate,
21:18but I am totally
21:20playing this for myself.
21:21It's down to two nut jobs
21:23and one nut off.
21:25All right.
21:26It's between New York
21:27and Kate for Super Villain.
21:30One, two, three, four.
21:33Just so you know,
21:35this final round
21:35was the difference
21:36of one nut.
21:38One, two, three.
21:42I don't know
21:43what's going to happen.
21:45Four.
21:48Congratulations, Kate.
21:50You are the super villain.
21:51Oh, my God!
21:53Five.
21:54Five nuts.
21:56You're off the hit list.
21:58Wow.
21:58Nice.
21:59Are you fucking kidding me?
22:01This death letter thing
22:03looks really bad
22:04on me and Tyson.
22:05I'm worried Kate
22:06is going to be retaliatory.
22:08Kate, you will get
22:09to choose three villains
22:10for the hit list
22:11and also get to go
22:12on a reward.
22:14Oh, God.
22:14Okay.
22:15What two people
22:16would you like to take
22:17with you on the reward?
22:18I would like to take New York
22:20and I would like to take Paul.
22:22Whoa.
22:22Because you were
22:23on the hit list twice.
22:24Great.
22:25Now, please shuffle back
22:26into the mansion
22:26with as much dignity
22:27as a bunch of adults
22:29dressed as squirrels
22:30can muster.
22:32Kate doesn't want
22:33to be told what to do
22:34and she likes
22:36to kind of create chaos.
22:37I see myself
22:38being on the hit list.
22:39Now we're here
22:40standing in a gigantic
22:42pile of shit
22:43in a squirrel costume.
22:52Wow.
22:52What's hot.
22:53Good job.
22:54Yeah, you got close.
22:55Yeah.
22:56I knew you were going to win
22:57when you were going
22:57six divided by...
22:59Oh, my God.
22:59As soon as you said that,
23:00that's why I was like,
23:01okay, I'm going to do
23:02six every time.
23:03I should have told you guys
23:04I did pass fourth grade.
23:06I'm going to go
23:06get out of this.
23:08Damn, Kate.
23:09That was pretty impressive
23:10to go from supervillain
23:11to hit list
23:12to off the hit list
23:13to supervillain.
23:14Fucking fuckers.
23:16Last time,
23:17she put me up
23:17on the hit list,
23:18so I don't really know
23:20what to expect,
23:20but I'm hoping
23:21that the tides
23:22have shifted a little bit.
23:26How you feeling?
23:27I feel great.
23:28That's how I feel.
23:29I can imagine.
23:31I feel real good.
23:32How do you feel?
23:33I feel good.
23:34Good.
23:35Yeah.
23:35Good.
23:36Glad you feel good.
23:38How's Tyson feel?
23:39Good.
23:40Okay, good.
23:40I don't know.
23:41Good.
23:42I did go looking
23:43for you last night.
23:44No.
23:45No, no, no.
23:46Yes, I did.
23:47We both literally said,
23:49let's go find Kate.
23:50Honestly, it's...
23:51I swear to God,
23:51like, I've never fucking lied to you.
23:54You both said,
23:54I'm back to feeling
23:55about Tom Sandoval
23:56the same way I felt
23:57when I entered the house.
23:59He's a worm
24:00with a mustache.
24:01How you feeling, Christine?
24:03As soon as I found out the game,
24:04I was like,
24:05okay, all right.
24:06This is not my game.
24:08Who do you think
24:08she's putting up?
24:10Oh.
24:14Oh, shit.
24:16That was fucking dumb.
24:19What's up?
24:20Hi.
24:20How do you feel?
24:23Interesting.
24:23There was definitely
24:24some sort of scandal
24:25happening between
24:26Tom, Tyson, Kate,
24:28and they were upset
24:29with one another.
24:30Tom didn't want Kate
24:31to have the letter,
24:32but Kate got it.
24:33I think Tom wanted
24:34either me or you
24:36or Christine to get him.
24:37And they also are threatened
24:38by you and Christine
24:39because in the past two seasons,
24:42there were characters
24:43like Tyson, right,
24:44who were like,
24:45won a bunch of competitions.
24:47They were in control
24:48of all this shit.
24:49They didn't win the game
24:50because next to them
24:51was somebody
24:52who didn't do those things
24:53and everybody just liked
24:55them a little better.
24:56So they're fucking
24:57mortified of you.
24:58I watched last season,
25:00so I know to choose the winner.
25:02The cast comes back
25:03for a jury vote
25:04and Tyson is from Survivor.
25:07So his mentality
25:08is like jury management,
25:10meaning he wouldn't be able
25:11to beat me
25:12because I'm loved.
25:13And you know
25:14who I'm loved by?
25:15A bunch of badass villains.
25:20Just the two I wanted
25:21to talk to.
25:23Super villain office
25:25out here.
25:26Do you want to talk
25:26to her alone?
25:27I think you should talk alone.
25:28Okay.
25:29Because I got not in a hide.
25:30Yeah.
25:31Kate, I'm under the assumption
25:32that probably I'm gonna go out
25:35or I'm a good choice
25:36to go out.
25:36Get to it.
25:39Am I going out there?
25:41No.
25:44Wait a minute.
25:45Kate is protecting me?
25:46That's so special.
25:47Is this real?
25:48What weird parallel universe
25:50am I living in?
25:51I am a free agent
25:52in this game.
25:53Yeah, Paul,
25:53you're with me
25:54until you piss me off.
25:55I am thinking
25:56of keeping Paul
25:57because I believe
25:58that Paul was at one time
26:00working with Tyson.
26:01I believe Paul has realized
26:03it's time to pivot.
26:04Listen.
26:05Okay.
26:06And I appreciate that.
26:08Paul loves to talk
26:09about nothing
26:10for so long.
26:11My ultimate goal
26:12is for Tyson
26:13to be banished.
26:14I don't like the way
26:16Tyson has played his game
26:17and I don't like
26:19how he walks around
26:20acting like
26:21he's guaranteed to win.
26:23Oh, fuck.
26:24Here comes his fuckhead.
26:26How's it going?
26:27Good.
26:28How are you?
26:28Do you wear this much neon
26:29at home
26:30or you did it just for TV?
26:31This is like my pickleball gear
26:33sometimes.
26:34Yeah.
26:34You know,
26:34I've never played pickleball.
26:35I feel like it's so trendy.
26:37It is.
26:38Why not just do tennis?
26:39It's more chic.
26:40You guys could talk.
26:42Do you play tennis?
26:43No,
26:44but if I'm going
26:45to choose one,
26:45I'm going to go for tennis.
26:47What's up, Tom?
26:48What's up, guys?
26:48do you play pickleball?
26:50Every once in a while.
26:51You like pickleball?
26:52No,
26:53I hate it.
26:53I think it's so lame.
26:54If you're going to do it,
26:55do tennis
26:56and be like an adult.
26:57It's for losers.
26:58Kate is on
26:59some weird power trip
27:00where she's trying
27:01to take like jabs at me.
27:04I want to have
27:04a conversation with her,
27:05but I also
27:06don't want to have it
27:07when she's just purposely
27:08trying to like
27:09throw zingers at me.
27:11I'm like,
27:11I should just catch up
27:12on some sleep.
27:13Also,
27:13when I'm asleep,
27:15Kate can't come
27:15and try to be mean to me.
27:24What a gorgeous day.
27:26Getting that cardio?
27:27Keeping my T levels up.
27:29That's it.
27:29The envelope thing
27:30did really screw things up.
27:32Look at us.
27:33Everything's going perfectly.
27:35I really don't know
27:36if she's trying
27:36to get under my skin
27:37or just be a dick
27:38or what.
27:40Well, I'm good
27:40for a month.
27:45I miss my kids
27:47so bad.
27:50Can you get my back?
27:52I can.
27:52Or New York can.
27:54Can you get it?
27:54Okay.
27:55Get a little more
27:56in there.
27:56Keep rubbing them down.
27:57It's erotic.
28:00Mm-hmm.
28:01Oh, my goodness.
28:03Tom and Tyson
28:05bring on
28:06the vanilla wafers.
28:07Were you going
28:07to jump in the pool?
28:08I want some action.
28:09No, I'm not jumping
28:09in the pool.
28:10I'm going to jump rope
28:11in the sun.
28:12Yeah.
28:13He's getting sweaty.
28:14You're the only person
28:15here that I fully trust, Tyson.
28:18Yeah.
28:19And when I mean that,
28:19I was really hoping
28:20you were going to win
28:21because the second
28:21I went out,
28:22I was like,
28:22New York's the only one
28:23that I feel like
28:24will 100% save me.
28:26I feel like
28:27some of the women
28:28need to sweat.
28:29Drita's never played
28:30a redemption challenge.
28:31Excuse me.
28:33Drita hasn't done anything
28:34except for be on
28:35the right side
28:36of every single jury member
28:37that's exited the house.
28:39Yeah, and cook
28:39a lot of heavy shit
28:40that has my hips wider
28:41than they were
28:42before I got here.
28:43I really hope
28:44that Kate does not
28:46put up me,
28:47Tom,
28:48or Tyson.
28:49Drita,
28:50it's time to see
28:51how she sweats
28:52under pressure.
28:53I don't know about you,
28:54but I want to look good
28:55in my bikini
28:56for the 4th of July.
28:57I also want to.
28:59So,
29:00I've got to pick
29:01three people.
29:01It's so hard.
29:02What do you think
29:03I should do?
29:03I would love it
29:05if it's us girls.
29:07So, you think
29:08I should nominate
29:08Paul, Tyson,
29:09and Tom?
29:10Yeah.
29:11I don't know, though.
29:13You know, right?
29:14If I could just
29:14nominate two people,
29:15I'd be happy
29:16because that's all
29:17I really care about.
29:18Get it, Tom.
29:25Since pizza parties
29:26are the fucking
29:27jinx of a...
29:28Okay, but they're
29:29always a jinx here.
29:30We're going to have
29:31a pizza party
29:31in the yard
29:32with the outside oven.
29:33The first time
29:34we got pizza
29:35in this house,
29:36Paul is the right hand.
29:38The second time
29:39we get pizza,
29:40there's a death note.
29:41So, I decided
29:42to rebrand pizza
29:44and make a pizza party.
29:46I'll do pepperoni.
29:47All right, great.
29:48I'm going to do a classic.
29:49New York,
29:50why are you sitting
29:50in the corner
29:51like a little kid in trouble?
29:52Come make a pizza.
29:53You want your mamma mia pizza?
29:55Come on, New York,
29:56make some pizza.
29:57New York is known
29:57for its pizza.
29:59Have you ever
29:59made pizza before, Tom?
30:00Yep.
30:01Really?
30:01I used to be a cook
30:02when I was like 14, 15.
30:04Really? Where?
30:04In a pub.
30:05Oh, God.
30:06What about you, Kate?
30:07What was your first job?
30:08Wet seal.
30:09Really?
30:09You went retail?
30:10I just wanted
30:11the cute clothes
30:11and, you know,
30:12for sure the discount.
30:13I was working
30:14in a deli at 14.
30:15Christine,
30:16what was your first job?
30:17I worked at Sonic
30:18and then I worked
30:19at Taco Bell.
30:20Oh, right on.
30:20Can you imagine
30:21getting Christine
30:22to help you?
30:23Can I have a number one?
30:24You're not getting that.
30:25That's not a vibe.
30:27Tater tots, please.
30:28Do we have tater tots?
30:31This is so fun.
30:32Thank you.
30:34I'm stuffed.
30:35Bad.
30:36Ugh.
30:39Dude, is that good?
30:40Can we get it closer
30:41to each other?
30:42We can try.
30:44Is that as close
30:44as it goes?
30:45Yeah.
30:46That's the super bed, dude.
30:48I can't believe
30:48it took us this long,
30:49honestly.
30:50Kate has been
30:51a bit of a killjoy
30:52just sucking the fun
30:54out of this house,
30:55so I know I can have
30:57some fun with Tyson.
30:58We're pushing our beds
30:59together to make
31:00one gigantic
31:02super bed.
31:04Dude, look.
31:05Dude.
31:05This is one bed.
31:07This is one
31:08fucking bed, man.
31:10Oh, I was going
31:10to do the secret
31:11head shake.
31:11Oh, yeah.
31:16Kate is telling me
31:17that I'm safe,
31:17but I don't really trust
31:18anything that anybody
31:19says in this house,
31:20so maybe if I give her
31:21some helpful
31:22secret information,
31:24maybe she won't
31:25throw me overboard.
31:26I don't know
31:27if that's what she did
31:28on Below Deck or not,
31:29but as long as she
31:29doesn't do it to me,
31:30then I'm fine.
31:31Hey.
31:31Hey, Paul.
31:32Come on.
31:32I think I figured out
31:33what happened yesterday.
31:34I went to Tom and Tyson
31:35about that fucking card
31:37and they're like,
31:37we hid it under the chair.
31:39One of them.
31:40Yeah, for sure.
31:41Tyson found it.
31:42I kicked it under the chair.
31:45So that looks like
31:46it's gone.
31:47Oh, it's down there still.
31:48Yeah.
31:49And they said
31:49because whoever was last
31:51and they knew who was last.
31:52Are you serious?
31:54They were cementing.
31:55They were cementing
31:57your fucking thing.
31:58Tyson had put
31:59the Hit List envelope
32:00under a chair.
32:01That was personal.
32:04Hey, Paul,
32:05look what I found.
32:07Under the chair.
32:09Tyson wanted to make sure
32:10I was on the Hit List,
32:12period.
32:12And Tom co-signed to that.
32:31I'm always a little scared of Kate.
32:34So I always bring her coffee.
32:36But not because
32:36she could nominate me to leave.
32:38Thank you so much.
32:39but because
32:40I'm always afraid
32:41she's going to say something
32:42cunty to me.
32:43You never know.
32:46I'm fucking great here
32:48because of you assholes.
32:53I love you.
32:55I love you.
32:56Regardless of how
32:57any of us feel
32:58about Tom or Tyson,
32:59I think it's good
33:00for everyone's game
33:01and also will be so funny
33:03to separate them.
33:05It's like we're all
33:05third wheeling
33:06on Tom and Tyson's date.
33:08Good morning, Drita.
33:09Good morning.
33:10How you doing?
33:11Good.
33:12Oh, you're going on rewards.
33:14Well, well, well.
33:16That hair is...
33:17Oh, my God.
33:18You look good.
33:20Thank you so much,
33:21but look at your hair.
33:22Yeah.
33:23Give it, like,
33:23Diane Cara.
33:24Oh, come on.
33:25Yes.
33:25Oh, my God.
33:26Old school.
33:27Look at you.
33:28Look at you.
33:29Kate, are we having
33:30a good time?
33:31You don't have to
33:31whip out the good way.
33:32You look so good.
33:33Look at her.
33:33Look at her hair.
33:35I hope you guys
33:35have fun today.
33:37Enjoy the day, guys.
33:38Thank you.
33:39Thank you.
33:39I'm confused
33:40what the fuck
33:41we're going to do.
33:41Oh, but we're doing it.
33:42I hope it's whatever it is.
33:43Kate, New York, Paul,
33:45it's time to take
33:46your little field trip
33:47and it's a fancy one.
33:49Oh, it sure is.
33:51I love that for us.
33:52We love a good reward.
33:53This is my first reward
33:55that I'm going on
33:56in season three.
33:58We should let Kate go first.
34:00I definitely don't want
34:01to be on the hit list,
34:02but you never really
34:04know with Kate.
34:05Can somebody make sure
34:06my curly hair is off?
34:07Johnny, it's time
34:08for your final
34:09House of Villains workout.
34:11Let's go, buddy.
34:14We got to make sure
34:15those shorts are extra tight.
34:18Hell yeah.
34:21Feel it, feel it, feel it.
34:23Time for some cardio.
34:27What the fuck, Johnny?
34:32Oh, what's going on in here?
34:35Oh, my God.
34:36Welcome to Cirque School.
34:38I've always wanted to run
34:38away with the circus.
34:40You've come to the perfect place.
34:41This is a circus school
34:42for anybody with anybody
34:44teaching recreational circus.
34:46I am a clown, so it works.
34:47So we're going to get started
34:48with a little warm-up,
34:50condition our body,
34:51do a little stretching,
34:52and then we'll get you
34:52up on the trapeze,
34:53the fabric, and a little bit
34:54of acrobatics, okay?
34:56Sick.
34:56Why did you choose me
34:58for this reward?
34:59All right, the first thing
35:00we're going to do...
35:00Oh!
35:01Oh, my goodness.
35:02Oops.
35:02Okay, I'm getting excited
35:04because you said ball,
35:05and I was on top of it.
35:06Try to lift one foot
35:07off the floor,
35:08and maybe the second.
35:09Stand up.
35:11Booty goes back to the ball.
35:12Ride the train.
35:13Stand up.
35:14I don't know about this one.
35:15Ride the train.
35:16There's a lot going on.
35:18Two more.
35:18New York's New Yorkin'.
35:20Oh!
35:20Oh!
35:21Oh!
35:21I'm scared!
35:23Come on.
35:23Come on.
35:26And Paul.
35:29Gorgeous, Paul.
35:31Oh, all right.
35:33So beautiful.
35:34I used to think Paul
35:35was a bit of a carny,
35:36but I was wrong.
35:38Open the legs wide.
35:39Oh, wow.
35:39Great.
35:40He's the more sophisticated
35:42circus freak.
35:44Beautiful, okay.
35:45Oh, my gosh.
35:46I'm swinging.
35:48Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
35:49There we go.
35:50Nice, Kate.
35:52You see that Kate put us up
35:54on the bar
35:54with the letter in between us?
35:56I didn't see it.
35:57You gotta notice things.
35:58I guess.
35:59I also don't care.
36:00Everyone targeting Tyson
36:02is not shocking at all.
36:03No matter what I do,
36:04no matter what I say
36:05to anybody,
36:06they're not buying it.
36:07They want me gone.
36:07They've wanted me gone
36:08all season long.
36:10It's a frustrating spot
36:11to be in.
36:11I haven't talked to Kate yet.
36:13You could try.
36:14Is it worse to not try?
36:16Is that gonna make her angrier?
36:17Am I?
36:18I don't know why Kate
36:19has such a problem with Tyson.
36:21She has already put him
36:23on a hit list,
36:24so technically,
36:25hiding that letter
36:26and her going on the hit list
36:28was sort of like,
36:29they're even.
36:30Should we just put
36:31the two puppets
36:32in more and more
36:34obscene positions?
36:35She had me on top of you.
36:37It's like,
36:37I'm definitely
36:38a power bottom.
36:39Yeah.
36:39Should we go change it?
36:40Yeah.
36:41So I'm thinking
36:42if we did like this
36:43and then her
36:44like spying on us,
36:46should we put
36:47some nuts around?
36:53Gross.
36:54Cheers, you guys.
36:56Cheers.
36:56Listen, when I say
36:57y'all look really good
36:58up there,
36:58I kid you not.
36:59You looked really good too.
37:00No, but y'all knew
37:01what the fuck y'all was doing.
37:02Y'all had pelvis control,
37:04upper body,
37:05all that shit.
37:05Thank you for inviting us, Kate.
37:07Y'all had a blast.
37:09Yay.
37:09My gosh, you guys,
37:10somebody's leaving.
37:11It's crazy.
37:12Yeah, Tom or Tyson
37:12are leaving
37:13and I'm so excited.
37:15I have been aligned
37:17with Tyson and Tom
37:19for the longest now.
37:20So the fact that Kate
37:21wants to bust this up,
37:23I can't break it to her
37:24and tell her
37:25that she's messing up my game.
37:26If Tyson leaves,
37:28Tom will be
37:29a ruthless boat.
37:31Yeah.
37:31But then,
37:32worst case scenario,
37:33Tyson wins redemption challenge.
37:34Tom goes home.
37:36Tyson's dead in the water
37:37anyways.
37:39Clearly,
37:40New York is in cahoots
37:41with Tom and Tyson.
37:47Oh my God.
37:49It's pretty logical
37:50to nominate New York
37:52together with Tom and Tyson.
37:53At this point in the game,
37:54I feel like pretty much
37:55everyone
37:57is a threat to me.
37:58I'm excited
37:59to torture them.
38:00They deserve it.
38:01They earned it.
38:01They dug their grave.
38:10I think I brought
38:11the perfect pair.
38:12Oh, thank you, girl.
38:14That's the trip I needed.
38:15I guess nobody's excited
38:16for us to come home.
38:17Oh, that's hilarious.
38:19So now Tom and Tyson
38:21have nuts all over them
38:23and they're in a position.
38:25They're 69ing.
38:26Thank you,
38:26because I couldn't remember
38:27the number.
38:28No, they're 69ing.
38:29Hey, Christine.
38:30Hi, guys.
38:30Hey, Christine.
38:31What did you guys do?
38:32Circus.
38:32Circus.
38:33Desolet.
38:34Flips and twirls
38:35and spins and ropes.
38:37And silks.
38:38Right up your alley, Paul.
38:39Yeah, he was a natural.
38:40He was a natural.
38:41I bet you were.
38:42I bet you were.
38:43A natural clown.
38:45How was it?
38:47Hi.
38:48Hi, how are you?
38:49What's up, Dad?
38:49How you doing?
38:50Good.
38:51You think I'm fucking funny?
38:52Funny like a clown?
38:54Where's Drita?
38:55I gotta give her that bit.
38:56They all fucking want you gone.
38:58I know.
38:59Listen, I can't kiss a man
39:01for 30 seconds
39:02and not let him know
39:03what's going on
39:04behind his back.
39:05I need these men here
39:07to support me.
39:08I'm the Rosa Parks
39:09and this is my John Adams
39:11and my John Wilkes booth.
39:13They're fucking with y'all.
39:17I swear
39:18when I say this man
39:20was the one to pull up
39:22on the pull-ups first.
39:23That sounds cute.
39:24It was tough.
39:25But you rose to the occasion, Paul.
39:27And so did Kate.
39:28I'm surprised how limber she was.
39:30She was very limber.
39:31Yeah, she don't smile a lot,
39:32but she loved to spread her legs.
39:36What the fuck?
39:37Yeah.
39:38I hate it.
39:40Gentlemen,
39:42they want y'all gone.
39:44Who's that?
39:45Everybody I was just out with.
39:47So we're both going up
39:48on the hit list probably?
39:50You just need to talk to Kate.
39:51She's right here right now.
39:53Kate.
39:54Hi, Kate.
39:54Is it the time?
39:55For what?
39:56These men are so mean.
39:59No, everybody's here now.
40:01What's going on?
40:01Oh, gosh.
40:03What's going on?
40:04Me and Tom will talk to you
40:05or I can talk to you one-on-one.
40:06Sure, I'm looking for a beach towel
40:08and I'd like to know
40:08how to turn the jacuzzi on.
40:09There we go.
40:10I'll get a beach towel
40:11and I'll come meet you out.
40:12I really need to try
40:14to convince Kate
40:15to not put me up.
40:17But I just don't think
40:19Kate is really open
40:21to reason
40:21as much as she is
40:24to revenge
40:25and being vindictive.
40:27Tom,
40:27you make sure you talk
40:28to her next, okay?
40:29Mm-hmm.
40:30Yeah, good.
40:31So what's going on?
40:33I know you're going to do
40:34what you're going to do,
40:34but I did want to tell you
40:35that Tom
40:36had no intention,
40:38I had no intention either,
40:38of you ending up
40:40with the note.
40:40Neil, you know what
40:41would have been
40:42the better way?
40:44Not hiding it under the chair
40:45so no one else
40:46could find it.
40:47I didn't know
40:48if you were the last one
40:50or not to open it.
40:51So it really wasn't your place
40:52to hide it under the chair,
40:53was it?
40:53It wasn't your letter anymore.
40:55Everyone already...
40:56It wasn't your envelope anymore.
40:57I agree with that.
40:59Okay.
40:59I'm sorry I did that.
41:00I don't care if you're sorry.
41:01I'm telling you,
41:02you need to think about
41:04who you want to sit by
41:05at the end.
41:05Thank you for that reminder.
41:07I'm just saying
41:08most of the people
41:08in this house
41:09aren't going to vote for me
41:10at the end
41:10to win this thing.
41:11So you're trying
41:13to convince me
41:14to let you stay to lose?
41:15I don't know
41:16when exactly Tyson
41:17won Survivor,
41:19but I'm pretty sure
41:20it was a long time ago
41:22because he's clearly
41:23very rusty.
41:24You should be choosing
41:26people that will lose
41:27against you.
41:27I don't need your coaching,
41:28Tyson,
41:29but thank you.
41:29I appreciate
41:30the unsolicited advice.
41:31Okay.
41:33I'm pretty confident
41:34I'm going to be
41:35on the hit list.
41:38I just say boiled eggs.
41:41And now we're going
41:42to what?
41:43The banishment?
41:44Yeah.
41:44Well, she has to put three up.
41:45That's going to be Tyson, Tom,
41:47and then someone else
41:48that she has to put up,
41:50which is not going to be good.
41:51That means it's like
41:52fucking one of us.
41:53I have a feeling
41:54one of my friends
41:55and allies
41:56might be going up.
41:57Maybe Drita
41:58or New York.
41:59I don't know.
42:00Could I be up there?
42:01Absolutely.
42:02Kate is a wild card.
42:05Wish me luck.
42:06Oh, fuck.
42:13How's it going?
42:14Good.
42:15How are you?
42:15I'm chilling.
42:17Good.
42:17So you were good at trapeze?
42:19I guess so.
42:19I mean,
42:19it's really just
42:20hanging from a monkey bar.
42:21Have you had a good time here?
42:23I felt like it got like
42:25real serious all of a sudden.
42:26Yeah, I know.
42:27I know what you mean.
42:28I felt like that
42:28when I was on the hit list
42:29from the envelope.
42:30Yeah.
42:31That was like a bummer.
42:32Yeah.
42:32That was a real big bummer.
42:33I'm sorry about that.
42:33I'm sorry you had to go through that.
42:34Your bed buddy Tyson
42:35put it under the chair.
42:37You guys made it impossible
42:39for me to get off the hit list.
42:41I don't know why he did that.
42:42I would have just
42:42fucking left that shit out.
42:44You let him do it.
42:45I didn't let...
42:46I can't control it, dude.
42:47You didn't pull it out
42:47from under the chair.
42:48Is he your boss?
42:49Is Tyson the boss of you, Tom?
42:51No.
42:52Seems like he is.
42:53My association with Tyson
42:55is definitely getting me
42:56put on the hit list.
42:57I'm sure you know
42:58who else you're putting up there, right?
43:00I'm open to suggestions.
43:02If you're up there
43:03at the end of this
43:05standing next to Drita,
43:06it's going to be hard
43:06to get people to like
43:07vote for you.
43:09That's kind of rude, Tom.
43:10She's tried to save
43:12every single person that's left.
43:13If Kate is as smart
43:15as she says she is,
43:16getting rid of Drita,
43:18that would be best case scenario
43:19for everyone's game.
43:20But she is too worried
43:23about revenge
43:24and it's going to lose her the game.
43:26I'm sorry you're going
43:26to miss your friend,
43:27but you guys got one
43:28last night together.
43:29Make it count.
43:37It's time to get ready
43:38for your hit list nominations.
43:40Kate, get excited
43:41or your closest approximation
43:43to the human emotion
43:44known as excitement.
43:46How cute is this earring though?
43:48Isn't that cute
43:49with a chair?
43:50The problem is
43:51wearing something this bold.
43:52Kate's definitely
43:52going to try
43:53and make fun of me.
43:54Yeah.
43:55She'll be like,
43:56oh, cute little cowboy,
43:57stupid fucking moron.
44:02Oh, I better get up
44:03and get dressed.
44:04Nobody likes smelly feet.
44:06Oh my gosh, Tyson.
44:08I've never seen you
44:10dress so fancy.
44:11Thank you.
44:12Yep, cowboy.
44:13If I were an insecure person,
44:15this one being on the bottom
44:16would bother me.
44:19Everyone,
44:20head through the super secret
44:22hidden bookcase.
44:23There's a bookcase in here?
44:24Which is the same location
44:26as every other episode.
44:28Let's go.
44:29Obviously, Tom and Tyson
44:30are one and two
44:31on my hit list.
44:32However,
44:33I have not decided
44:34on spot number three.
44:36There are still
44:36four villains to choose from.
44:38Okay, let's go in the bookshelf.
44:39It really comes down to
44:40who do I trust the least.
44:42Oh, God.
44:57Hello, villains,
44:58and welcome to the reason
45:00we're over budget.
45:02The Stronghold.
45:03It's time
45:04for your hit list nominations.
45:07Kate,
45:07you are the supervillain.
45:09Please take your chair.
45:16I'm a little annoyed
45:17you didn't say it again.
45:18You're right.
45:19I'm really sorry.
45:20How does it feel
45:21to be supervillain again?
45:23I feel amazing.
45:25I love this seat.
45:26Kate,
45:27you get to choose
45:28the three villains
45:29in danger of being banished.
45:30Have mercy, Lord Jesus.
45:32All right, keep going.
45:34I'm sorry, Joel.
45:35Okay, everyone,
45:35if you are nominated,
45:37please step over here.
45:38And remember,
45:39no matter who is banished,
45:41it's an honor
45:41just to be nominated.
45:43Kate is super unreasonable.
45:45She's been living mad
45:46for 49 years or whatever.
45:49With Kate as supervillain,
45:50nothing is really certain
45:51except for that
45:52she will be driven
45:53by rage and anger
45:54and hatred.
45:55Kate,
45:56who are you going
45:57to piss off first
45:58and why?
45:59I made it clear
46:00last time I was in this chair
46:02that anyone
46:03who puts me on a hit list,
46:05I will retaliate.
46:06And this person
46:08made sure
46:08that I remained
46:10on the hit list
46:10after I opened the envelope
46:12by hiding it
46:13under a chair.
46:14So, Tyson,
46:15take your place
46:16on the hit list.
46:17Kate wants retaliation,
46:19but retaliation
46:20doesn't usually
46:21win you the game
46:22in these scenarios
46:23and oftentimes
46:24keeps you
46:25from even getting
46:26to the end.
46:26Colonel Sanders
46:27is looking finger-looking good.
46:30Tyson,
46:31is there anything
46:31you'd like to say
46:32in your defense?
46:33No.
46:35I mean,
46:35I saw it coming.
46:36That was a very good way
46:38to dodge a real answer.
46:39Kate,
46:40who are you going
46:41to piss off next?
46:42The second person
46:43I'm going to nominate
46:44was complicit
46:45in hiding the envelope
46:47under the chair
46:48and thus ensuring
46:49I remained
46:50on the hit list.
46:51And so,
46:52Tom,
46:52you are the next one
46:53to go on that stage.
46:56Tom,
46:57anything you'd like
46:58to say in response?
47:01You know, Kate,
47:03I had really
47:04big plans for us.
47:06I was going to, like,
47:07follow you
47:08on Instagram.
47:08I was even going
47:09to comment
47:11on one of your
47:11sponsored posts.
47:12Like, for instance,
47:13if you did, like,
47:14a teeth whitening system,
47:15I was literally
47:16going to comment
47:17on how that
47:18teeth whitening system,
47:19like, gave me
47:19the courage
47:20to smile again,
47:21to get, like,
47:21more comments going
47:22and then comment
47:23back to them.
47:24Like, I was willing
47:25to do that for you,
47:26but now,
47:27I think that ship
47:28has sailed.
47:31Good one, Tom.
47:33Did you know
47:33that he put
47:34the envelope
47:35under the chair?
47:36I mean,
47:37at a point,
47:38I guess he told me,
47:39but I'm like,
47:40I don't know
47:41what to do.
47:41Like, there's
47:42people guarding it.
47:43Like...
47:44The people guarding it
47:44were the ones
47:45who hadn't opened it yet.
47:47Well, I...
47:49Those aren't guards.
47:49I screwed up.
47:50I panicked
47:50and I fucked up.
47:51Yep, you did.
47:52No more Tom Collinses
47:53for us.
47:55Okay, Kate,
47:56who is your final
47:57hit list nomination
47:58and why?
48:00We're on pins
48:01and needles.
48:03I don't feel safe.
48:04My third nominee
48:05is only because
48:07I have to nominate
48:08a third person.
48:09Would she surprise me
48:10and, you know,
48:12pick maybe me?
48:13These are the only two
48:14I care to nominate.
48:15I don't think
48:16this third person
48:17necessarily planned
48:19for me to not
48:20be able to...
48:20Oh, Jesus,
48:21Lord, at thy birth.
48:22Was that too long?
48:23Whew, I'm scared.
48:24She may put me
48:25on the hit list.
48:26I have to nominate
48:27somebody,
48:27so that's gonna be...
48:28It's basically like
48:30watching one of those
48:31animal documentaries
48:32where you know
48:33someone's about to strike.
48:35You just don't know
48:36where.
48:41Coming up
48:41on House of Villains...
48:43It's spitting.
48:44I'm really regretting
48:45the lunch they gave us.
48:47Are we excited to see me?
48:48Yes!
48:49So I thought
48:50it would be a little fun
48:52to bring in some old friends.
48:54We heard some troublemakers
48:56are throwing a house party, baby!
48:58I can't believe it.
48:59You're right.
49:01Anybody that can go out there
49:02and survive
49:02is a true stallionaire, man.
49:04Don't tell Tyson
49:05I was in the super bed.
49:06Who in here
49:07do you trust the least?
49:08Tom.
49:09Oh!
49:10You really don't trust me.
49:12This is the best way
49:13for each of us individually
49:15to get further.
49:17Bro,
49:17I am genuinely
49:19thinking about it.
49:20Surprisingly,
49:21I'm feeling pretty good
49:22about my chances of staying.
49:24You pull this shit off, bro.
49:25Don't you fucking
49:27have it.
49:28I'm fighting
49:28for my fucking life.
49:30I'm watching you
49:31specifically, Paul.
49:32I'm coming for you.
49:33We're both out.
49:34Don't piss me off.
49:35And you're threatening me
49:36in front of other people
49:36is bullshit.
49:37You're gonna get bit.
49:38Hi.
49:40Fuck, I'm here.
49:41I'm on fucking fire
49:43right now.
49:44Rita's up there right now
49:45and I like...
49:46She's living with me.
49:47Any motherfucker here
49:48that's gonna even
49:49play me like I'm dumb,
49:50I'm gonna show you
49:51how motherfucking
49:52gangster I've become.
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