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Celebrity Sabotage Season 1 Episode 1
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00:00¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:40¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
01:00Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur
01:05And a different fake show host
01:08Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show
01:12And build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to share
01:15Worth up to £30,000
01:18And there's only one rule
01:21Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down
01:26No!
01:28Tony, go back!
01:30Celebrity captured
01:32Let's call some chaos
01:34Tonight, legendary comedian Joe Brand joins Mission HQ
01:38Put your visor down
01:40As the celebrities take on their very first fake show
01:44The Applicant
01:45Hosted by entrepreneur extraordinaire Sarah Davies
01:49How much poo did you need?
01:51Get ready for madness
01:53Mind games
01:54Oh my God
01:55And mayhem
01:57I look like Shrek
02:00Get your ball and just sit
02:05This is celebrity sabotage
02:12Wow, look at this
02:14This is epic!
02:15The celebrities are arriving for their very first day of sabotaging at the manor house
02:20It's got a good foyer
02:22Wow!
02:24Wow!
02:26It's got a library
02:27Oh!
02:28Of course the bookcase opens
02:31Yeah
02:32Of course it does
02:33Come on!
02:33Hidden behind the bookcase and down in the basement of the manor house is Mission HQ
02:39Wow!
02:41This is insane!
02:44From here, our celebrities have everything they need to watch, plot and sabotage the fake TV shows
02:50Including eyes on every corner of the house and grounds to execute their sabotages
02:54This feels so proper!
02:57Wow!
02:58This is great!
02:59And we can talk to each other as well
03:01GK?
03:02Hello, Sam
03:03Oh!
03:03I got it!
03:04Yeah!
03:04I got it!
03:05How about you?
03:05What about this button?
03:06You know, I just got to press this button
03:07It's a...
03:08Oh!
03:09I'm stopping it
03:10That is so cool
03:12Yes, go on, Judy, you can get under that
03:15Don't press it now
03:15Don't press it, don't press it
03:17Oh!
03:17No, no!
03:18Oh my God!
03:19Oh my God!
03:20Oh my God!
03:21I thought we were going to kill Judy Love
03:24Hold Judy out!
03:25Hold Judy out!
03:28I thought we'd kill the loose woman
03:30Do you know what?
03:32I took that one for the team!
03:35HQ Alert
03:37Celebrities
03:37Welcome to The Manor House
03:40And to your top secret Mission HQ
03:42Thank you for having us
03:43It's an absolute pleasure
03:44Love what you've done with the place
03:45Are you ready to play Celebrity Sabotage?
03:47More than you would ever know
03:49Come on!
03:50There is only one rule
03:51Do not get caught
03:53If you do
03:54Both yourself and the contestant
03:56Will be at risk of leaving the game
03:58Oh no!
03:59Oh my God!
04:01So guys, we cannot get caught
04:02We cannot risk anybody
04:04Leaving this game
04:05And not winning money
04:07Look, we're all coming together
04:08And we're all going to sabotage together
04:10Yes!
04:12Oh!
04:13I love one of these!
04:14Three, two, one
04:15Sabotage!
04:16Celebrities
04:17Oh, guys!
04:19Celebrities Sabotage is a five-player game
04:22What?
04:23We're only four
04:23Get ready to meet your first guest saboteur
04:26Oh, there's another one of us!
04:28Yes!
04:29Oh my God!
04:30Who's it going to be?
04:31Let's go!
04:39What an absolute honour
04:41Oh, stop it, you!
04:43I can't believe it!
04:43Welcome to Miss HQ, come on, run
04:46I'll do my best, okay?
04:48You already look incredible in the garb
04:50But I can't run
04:51Joe, let me show you this
04:53So we are under here
04:55Right, this is the carriage
04:56Right
04:56Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
05:02HQ Alert
05:04Celebrities
05:05Now that Joe Brand is here
05:07Your team is complete
05:09Yay!
05:10Six business-savvy contestants
05:12Are on their way
05:14They think they're here
05:15To take part in a brand new
05:16Business competition show
05:18Called The Applicant
05:19Oh, yes!
05:20Which is, of course
05:22Completely fake
05:23They're going to be so serious
05:24And catty, maybe, as well
05:26Yeah, I think it will
05:29Oh, look at them!
05:31Wow, look at that slow wall
05:32I have grafted in my business
05:35And built it from the ground up
05:37And I know I've got
05:38What it takes to succeed
05:40That is a powerful jacket from Mel
05:42She looks like she's just won the Masters
05:44Yeah
05:45I love working in the corporate world
05:47I am the corporate queen
05:49I am fiery
05:50And I don't take any crap from anyone
05:52You've heard it 24-7
05:54I'll work 24-8
05:55I'm always putting in that extra hour
05:58What?
05:58Jake looks quite young
06:00Jake is young
06:01Yeah
06:01Jake is super young
06:02I'm very competitive
06:04I always want to come out on top
06:05But I have to do things the right way
06:07And always do things by the book
06:09Chris looks a bit too nice to be in business
06:12He almost looks a little bit like someone who would give you elocution
06:16Is it elocution?
06:17Yeah
06:18Yeah, you could do with him
06:19Yeah
06:19Yeah
06:20I'm a natural born leader
06:22Failure is not an option
06:24Look at Josh
06:25Josh is rubbing his hands like
06:26Yeah, I'm coming for this money
06:27I'm not here to take part
06:29I'm here to win
06:30I'm not the applicant
06:32I'm the applicant
06:34They all look like serious business professionals
06:38Doesn't anyone walking in a line of thin slow motion look like a serious business professional?
06:43We could we could look business
06:44Oh the driver's coming round
06:46The suspense
06:48It's proper
06:52Look at that
06:53Such a cool way to rock up
06:54Who's it gonna be?
06:56It's Sir Alan
07:02Yes
07:03Oh look at their faces
07:05Sarah Davies
07:06Good morning everyone
07:08Morning
07:09How are you all feeling?
07:12Excited
07:13Emma, Emma, Emma's really happy
07:17She's so happy she's crying
07:19Yeah because if you're proper want to be a business girl she's the queen
07:23Sarah, we're gonna have a lot of fun
07:26Good luck Sarah
07:28Welcome to the applicant
07:30Over the next two days you will be competing in a series of tasks
07:35To test if you can thrive in the competitive world of business
07:39I will be assessing your every move and decision
07:43As will we
07:44And at the end of the process one of you will win this
07:48The coveted golden briefcase
07:51Who takes that title is up to me
07:54But who puts themselves in with a chance is entirely down to you
07:59Mission alert
08:03Celebrities, it's time for your first sabotage mission
08:06Okay
08:07Sarah GK
08:11Whilst Sarah sets the applicants their first task
08:14You must throw fake bird poo on two of them
08:17Oh my days
08:19Each successful hit is worth £1,000
08:22So there is a total of £2,000 up for grabs
08:25Oh no it's a lot of money to start with
08:28It's a lot of money
08:29And remember
08:29Don't get caught
08:31Have you not seen any birds?
08:33Well we're in the countryside
08:34Yeah yeah
08:34How are we gonna do this?
08:37Oh look at that door
08:38Oh my god there's a whole other room
08:40What have we got?
08:41What's bird poo?
08:43Try the yoghurt
08:43Ah
08:44We've got it
08:45We've got it
08:47I think you should test that
08:48Just don't get the hair
08:50Hi
08:51Yeah that's the one
08:52There we go
08:53This is
08:56Judy why are you clenching your butt cheeks there?
08:59Guys
09:00Sarah is like
09:01Still out there
09:02Speaking to the content
09:03Oh
09:03Let's go
09:09Feel like we're sort of watching our kids get us
09:11I know
09:11I know
09:12They're just out there
09:13They're just out there
09:14They're so slippery
09:15They're on the floor
09:16If you can hear us
09:17Touch your bum
09:20Yes
09:20Yes
09:21Yes
09:21Jake
09:22Hello
09:23You're the youngest contestant we have in the competition
09:26Do you think that's strength or a weakness?
09:28Guys
09:28Get up there as quickly as possible please
09:31I hate heights
09:32That's not even a height
09:33I hate heights
09:34Oh I see
09:34I see you on the roof
09:36I see you on the roof
09:36Where? Where?
09:37You see it there?
09:38We can see you
09:39We can see you
09:40Just remember to stay low
09:42Oh is it slipping?
09:44Can you guys see the applicants?
09:46Oh my god
09:47Oh my god
09:48Oh my god
09:48Oh my god
09:49Give us a wave
09:51Yes
09:51Nice
09:53And are you a natural entrepreneur?
09:55I'm a grafter
09:56I've sort of learnt the business from the ground up
09:58I do like to make the decisions and the final decisions
10:02Oh TK
10:03Watch this
10:04And are you a natural leader would you say?
10:07Definitely a natural leader
10:08Didn't work
10:10Didn't get him
10:10Go again
10:11You were close
10:12You were close
10:13Let's both do it
10:14One more biggie
10:15High and long
10:16High and long baby
10:23We need to play as a team
10:25Jake
10:26Jake
10:27Jake's lucky
10:27Get down
10:28Get down
10:29I threw the spoon
10:30I threw the spoon
10:32You threw the spoon
10:33You threw the spoon
10:34You threw the spoon
10:44I threw the spoon
10:47I threw the spoon
10:48I threw the spoon
10:48How is this all hitting them?
10:50How are you going to sell yourself?
10:52I definitely got the gift of the gaff
10:53You should god damn hand
10:55Yeah, go hand
11:00And finally Mel
11:03Are you going to take the win?
11:05Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop
11:06He's turned round
11:06Someone's looking
11:12He's still
11:13I franchise preschool classes
11:16Jake
11:17Oh, you might have got him
11:18You might have got him
11:19He's looking round
11:20Yeah
11:20Did we do it?
11:22Are you worried?
11:23He's got bad pause
11:24I'm making it do actually go on
11:25I just got on the shoe
11:26That's good luck
11:27That's good luck
11:28Wait, he's on his shoe
11:29He's on his shoe
11:29He's on his shoe
11:30Yes
11:34Yay
11:35Yes
11:35Yes
11:37it's good luck a baby white will do existing keep slowly
11:43look if you what
11:44ho colloquia got to us I don't know where to use work that keeps adding oh my
11:52God but what must they be thinking uno's given this years kitchen some
12:08¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
12:34¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
13:07¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
13:19¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
13:41I do like the way Team Power are really enthusiastic
13:45You forget, Judy, this is not a real show
13:47None of it matters
13:48It doesn't matter which team is better
13:50Because we've just got to get them sabotaged
13:54Mission alert
13:57What have we got?
13:58Here we go
13:58Celebrities, it's time for your next sabotage missions
14:02Which will happen at the same time
14:04We've got a double
14:05Judy
14:06Judy
14:07You must collapse the Champagne Tower
14:09Whilst Team Blue Vision are filming inside the wedding barn
14:13I love it
14:14I love it
14:15Meanwhile
14:16Meanwhile
14:18Joe
14:18And Joe
14:22Disguised as the grounds gardeners
14:24You must disrupt Team Power's filming
14:26Causing them to stop recording
14:29Each sabotage is worth £3,000
14:32Making a total of £6,000
14:34Up for grabs
14:35Yes!
14:36Joe, you've got this
14:38You have got this
14:40We're both going to be gardeners
14:41Can I be a rock or something?
14:44Time to get shooting
14:46As the applicants get ready to shoot
14:48Absolutely stunning
14:49Isn't it?
14:51The celebrities suit up for sabotage
14:57Do I look recognisable?
14:59You look like an entirely different person
15:01Yes
15:01Let's go
15:02Come on
15:03Come on
15:04Right, guys
15:04You are on your way
15:06Let's get cracking
15:09Let's go
15:12Let's go
15:12Go, go, go, Joe
15:15Stop right here
15:16Stop right here
15:22Right, Judy
15:22You need to spot the champagne tower
15:25Okay
15:27Wow
15:27It's beautiful
15:29Jude
15:29Team Blue Vision are on the way
15:31They are coming to you
15:33Oh, man, guys
15:34I found it
15:35Then when the time comes
15:37Smash it
15:38Right, thank you, Sam
15:39Sorry
15:39I think I can pull it from behind
15:42Right
15:43Or, like, maybe if I knock it
15:45That would destroy it
15:46This is stunning, isn't it?
15:49Oh, Judy
15:49They're literally seconds away
15:52Oh, God
15:53They're about to walk up the steps
15:56Into the room
15:59Oh!
16:09They're about to walk up the steps
16:11Into the room
16:12Oh, God
16:14Oh, Judy
16:14They're literally seconds away
16:19Oh, this looks like my actual wedding
16:20Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
16:24Oh, God
16:24I think I found something
16:25Yeah, yeah, yeah
16:26That thing there
16:27I've got this
16:28I've got this
16:29It's gorgeous
16:29Those beams are incredible
16:31Give it a pull
16:32It's going to be difficult
16:35Judy, they're just on the other side of the curtain
16:38Yeah
16:39Oh, no, that's too far
16:40Too far, too far
16:40You need to go back under
16:41Too far
16:42You've got the champagne
16:44Oh, the champagne tower
16:45Yeah
16:46By the tower
16:47Oh, my God
16:50No, no, no
16:53Oh, God
16:53I thought she was going to do it
16:55Are you going to be pouring it from the top
16:57Yeah
16:57You have to pour it from the top
16:58And then it trickles down to the bottom
17:00Yeah, that's it, exactly
17:00Judy, don't even breathe
17:04Oh, God
17:04Judy, they started
17:05Judy, they started
17:06I'll say the bit first
17:07And then pop it
17:07And then I'll start
17:08Yeah
17:08Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:10Oh, God
17:11We're going to tell you when to go
17:13Stand by
17:14I can't breathe
17:15I was so nervous
17:16Oh, my God
17:17Yeah, I'll try not get over your lovely wedding
17:19Don't take my eye out
17:20He's opening the bottle
17:21He's opening the bottle
17:22So, after the ceremony
17:24After we've cut the cake
17:25We come round to a modern feature of this venue
17:28Hold on
17:29I'm so nervous
17:30So, this is the champagne tower
17:33Keep holding
17:35Stunning
17:36And it's a bit different
17:37Hold on
17:38Oh, God
17:39Hold on
17:40So, Josh
17:41Pop our bottle, please
17:42Please pop in the bottle
17:44Oh
17:52Go
17:54Go
17:54Go
18:01Go
18:01Go
18:01Go
18:01Go
18:01Go
18:06Get out of there
18:06Get out of there
18:08Run
18:10What did you do?
18:11I literally just touched it
18:11Yeah, you barely even touched it
18:13Yeah
18:13I held it so that it wouldn't fall off
18:16Get back to HQ, run
18:20I'm sorry
18:21I just literally touched it
18:23I didn't
18:23No, no, you just touched the top
18:24I saw it
18:26This has been awful
18:28The whole champagne tower fell on my feet
18:33The whole thing
18:34I touched the top of it
18:35Very, very lightly
18:38And the whole thing came down
18:39While a confused Team Blue Vision
18:42Lick their Prosecco-covered wounds
18:44Joel and Joe move into position
18:46To disrupt Team Power's filming
18:49Right, come on, guys
18:50Get in there for another three grand
18:52Go up here
18:53Go on the right of this bush
18:54Park there
18:55Okay
18:57So, we're starting from here
18:58Shooting in this direction
19:00With us saying
19:00And look where we are now
19:02In the beautiful ground
19:03Action
19:03Here we go
19:04This is it
19:05Get your tools out
19:06And just have it large
19:07Now, just turn them on
19:08Turn them on, Joe
19:09Turn them on
19:13Bean bag throwing
19:14For the kids
19:14And also the adults
19:18Get in the back of their shot
19:22Oh
19:23She's really going for it
19:26She's way too in
19:31Oh, no
19:32Joel, go and get you
19:33What the hell, she's got rose
19:41Why are they not stopping
19:43Even though there is like
19:45Industrial noise in the back
19:47Joel, we need them to stop filming, mate
19:49Yeah, yeah, give me two
19:50Give me two
19:51When we do our cheers
19:53What do you want to say?
19:55Oh, my God
19:56What is it all for?
20:02Do they really need to do that now?
20:07Why?
20:09Why?
20:10A little second
20:12Okay, stop
20:13They've absolutely smashed that
20:15I've got some disruption
20:17Well done
20:19Is that John singing?
20:22Put your tree in my garden
20:29The hell was that?
20:33Yes, it's so well
20:37Guys
20:38Oh, that was so good
20:40Well done, mate
20:41It just plowed through the middle of it
20:44Joe doesn't give a damn
20:46I just trusted that I wouldn't get recognised
20:48Just walking through
20:49So good
20:49Go get Joe
20:50Go get Joe
20:51And I was like
20:51Well, my God
20:52I can't believe she's over there
20:53What's she over there for?
20:55So there was a few distractions along the way
20:57There was a few gardeners
20:58Having to do some work
20:59I mean, the thing just cost
21:01It's all gone well
21:02Obviously, we'll see how it turns out
21:07Mission alert
21:09It's time for your next sabotage mission
21:12Sam, disguised in a suit of armour
21:14You must swap the memory card on Team Power's camera
21:17For an empty one
21:19So they lose all their footage
21:20This mission is worth £4,000
21:24That's big
21:25Remember, don't get caught
21:28That's hard, that's hard
21:29I can't stay still
21:30Bad, bad choice
21:34Welcome to the Manor House, Main Lake
21:36I think we've absolutely smashed this challenge
21:38Sam, you've got to be so careful
21:40Because they're all around the building
21:41This floor is so slippery
21:43Doesn't it look like you're in Strictly Come Dancing
21:45With a suit of armour right now?
21:47Do you think we've done enough?
21:48Oh, yeah
21:49More than
21:50Confident?
21:51Yeah
21:51Team Power
21:52Come on, Sam
21:58Oh
21:59Oh, wow
22:01Quiet, quiet
22:02Sam
22:03Quiet, babe
22:04Pun intended
22:05Suits you
22:06Hey
22:08They're coming, quickly
22:09Put your headgear down
22:13Back to the blue room
22:15Oh, they're coming
22:16They're coming
22:16Put your visor down
22:19They are about to come in
22:22Luisa's walking in
22:23Flick your head forward
22:25Oh, I'm nervous
22:26Grab what we need
22:27Leave the camera
22:30They're in the room
22:31They're in the room
22:32Pop that down
22:33We'll grab
22:33A fresh one
22:35Oh my god
22:36Mel is right there
22:37And then we'll go down the corridor
22:39And then we'll go down the corridor
22:39Yeah
22:40They've got to leave the camera in there
22:42For you to steal
22:44The memory card
22:45Sam is doing so well
22:48Standing still
22:49Oh my god
22:49This is the longest
22:51He's ever
22:51Doing a great job
22:53And hold it
22:53Hold it
22:54Hold it
22:54Pop that down
22:55You don't need that
22:56Still walking round
22:58They've left their camera
23:00They've left their camera
23:00And they're leaving
23:01Just wait
23:01Not yet
23:02Not yet
23:02Wait
23:03Here we go
23:05That was amazing
23:06Josh, look right at me
23:08Sam, they are out of the room
23:10Go, go, go, go, go
23:11Nice
23:11Wow
23:11Nice
23:12Shut the door
23:13Be really quiet
23:15I'm trying
23:16Now get the memory card
23:18Go get the memory card now
23:20Oh my god
23:21This is very tense
23:22Oh my god
23:23I'm so nervous
23:24Where's the memory
23:25Oh, yes
23:27This is a man who knows his way around the camera
23:31Yes
23:32Yes
23:33That is a man with two million followers on Instagram
23:36He knows where the hole is
23:37Where the memory card goes
23:38What now?
23:39What do I do now?
23:39You need to replace it
23:41I think there's a replacement one on the table
23:43Possibly in that little see-through bag
23:46Oh
23:48Oh
23:48Oh
23:53Keep quiet
23:54The group's outside
23:55And they might need to come in for anything
23:57So just be careful
23:58After a final debrief with her team
24:00Mel goes to collect their footage
24:02To take to the fake show's editor
24:04To brief him on their creative vision
24:06She's coming
24:07She's
24:07Guys
24:08She's coming
24:08Oh my god
24:09Mel's coming back
24:10We have to be really quick
24:11Sam
24:12Oh my god
24:12Ah
24:14Oh
24:14She's there
24:15Get that memory card
24:16In that camera
24:17Sam
24:18She's coming back
24:19Oh
24:19This is intense
24:22Get back in position
24:24Get a glove on
24:26Sam
24:27Put your face down
24:42Mel's coming back
24:43We have to be really quick
24:44Sam
24:47Sam
24:47Put your face down
24:53Oh my god
24:54Oh my god
24:55Oh my god
24:56Sam
24:56Do not move a muscle
24:58I keep right there
25:01That's mental
25:02Jesus
25:02What's she checking?
25:04What's she checking?
25:05What's she checking?
25:10Oh my god
25:11Oh Mel
25:12Mel
25:13Please
25:14You don't know which switch it is
25:15Just take the whole thing
25:16I'm gonna try
25:16Take the whole thing
25:18Mel
25:20She's taking forever
25:22Oh my god
25:23Come on
25:26Why is this going on for so long?
25:28I've never seen anything like it
25:29Just take the whole thing
25:30Just take the whole thing
25:32Just take the whole thing
25:35Just take the whole thing
25:42She's actually got the memor
25:43She's got the card
25:44Oh my god
25:45She's taking the card
25:45Oh my god
25:46And she's gonna check it now
25:48She's taking the card
25:52She's taking the card
26:07And we're gonna move it in
26:09As if it was following the order
26:11Of a natural wedding
26:12Can I just stop you there?
26:14Is this definitely the right card?
26:17Erm
26:17I'm gonna make the assumption
26:19That it is
26:20Oh my god
26:20I feel sick
26:21So the media should all be
26:23In this folder here
26:28As you can see
26:29There is nothing there
26:31That means we've got no footage
26:33Look at her face
26:35Look at her face
26:36She's fuming
26:37Did you see a little red light
26:38On the camera
26:39When it was recording you?
26:40Yeah
26:40I'm sure
26:41This card is blank
26:43You're joking
26:44I'm really sorry
26:45Oh my gosh
26:47This card is empty
26:48And I can't work with it
26:52Sam, she's mortified
26:55But remember
26:56She'll be alright about this
26:57Tomorrow
26:58When we win her some money
27:00She's gonna love it
27:00She'll be fine
27:01Right
27:01I'll go and
27:02I'll go and
27:03Tell the guy
27:04See you
27:05She's coming back
27:06Sam
27:07I don't know
27:08What we're gonna do
27:09Straight back to HQ
27:10But anyway
27:11Thank you
27:13Straight through the bookcase
27:16Let's go
27:17Let's go
27:18Hurry up
27:19Sam
27:24I can hear
27:25Some metal
27:26Coming in
27:35I don't know if I'm being stitched up
27:38Oh
27:39Stitched up
27:40Uh oh
27:43Hello there
27:44I don't quite know what to tell you this
27:46She's fuming
27:47Look
27:48It's not recorded
27:49It's not recorded one thing that we've done from today
27:52You're joking me
27:52I don't understand
27:53We've been pressing the buttons all day
27:55We've done this to the most suspicious group
27:57Are you pranking us?
27:58You actually did it?
27:59I swear to God
28:00I swear
28:02That's impossible
28:03No
28:04It feels bad now
28:05But we have just won them loads of money
28:07They know
28:08Yeah
28:09This is it
28:09I would have thought
28:11But we looked at it
28:13I'm sure I saw the red light
28:14Yeah I've seen the red light
28:15I have seen the red light
28:16Oh it's just
28:18Oh it's wrenching
28:20I pressed the button
28:21A little dot came up with RAC
28:23Like record
28:24I really don't know what's going on there
28:25I really don't know
28:26HQ alert
28:29Celebrities
28:29Your first day of sabotaging is over
28:32And you have added £11,000 to the prize pot
28:38Get a good night's sleep
28:40As there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow
28:42Let's go
28:43How do I take this off?
28:46It's day two
28:48We're back
28:50And the applicants are about to receive their final fake task from Sarah
28:54Let's talk about Sarah
28:57She's great
28:58She's in it
28:59Isn't she?
28:59She's so good with it
29:01Here they come everyone
29:02We're giving them money at the end
29:05We're trying to win them money
29:06And that's what makes it more easy for us to be so deceptive
29:13Good morning applicants
29:15Morning
29:16For today's task
29:18I've arranged for a group of corporate guests from the travel company 2E
29:22To come here to the manor house for a team building away day
29:26Ooh
29:26Wow
29:27That's good
29:27Team Blue Vision
29:29You will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day
29:33Ooh
29:34Look how flexible Judy is
29:36This is Judy doing the yoga
29:38Yes
29:38Come on
29:40Come on
29:41Bit of fun
29:42Team Power
29:43You will be hosting an adventure paintballing away day
29:53You have two hours until your clients arrive
29:58Good luck
29:59Off you go
30:00Thank you
30:01Thank you
30:02Thank you
30:27With the task set
30:28Oh
30:29Celebrities
30:30The applicants have been set their next task
30:32GK
30:33You must pretend to be the party shop owner
30:35And convince team power to order the wrong costumes
30:38Yes
30:39This mission is worth £2,000
30:46Where is it?
30:47Where is it?
30:48Where is it?
30:50Suspense
30:52Right everyone shut up
30:53Should I put it on loud?
30:54Yes
30:54Right
30:56Hello
30:56Hello good morning
30:57I was just wondering if we could order a few costumes please
31:00Yeah of course
31:01What are you looking for?
31:02Perfect
31:02So basically we're looking for some superhero costumes
31:05We would need three of them
31:06So the only like three matching outfits we have are cowgirls
31:13Oh
31:16Okay
31:17Brilliant
31:18Alright we're taking it
31:19Alright thank you
31:20I'll see you soon
31:21Goodbye
31:22We've just won them some money
31:24That was great
31:25You are going to be the most gorgeous cowgirl
31:29Yay
31:31Thanks Rob
31:32Yes
31:35While team power come to terms with being paintballing cowgirls
31:39Team blue vision are hard at work creating the perfect recipe for relaxation
31:43So we'll be required to make a homemade rejuvenating face mask for the guests
31:47So we're going to say this one includes matcha, kiwi
31:50Yeah
31:51And spirulina
31:52Yeah
31:52Great
31:53Mission alert
31:54It's time for your next mission
31:56Joe
31:57Disguised as an armchair
31:59What?
32:00You must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder so it stains the client's skin
32:06Oh that's so good
32:08That's devious
32:09This mission is worth £6,000
32:12Oh wow
32:13That is very risky
32:14Yeah
32:20Joel we can see you
32:21You look amazing
32:22You've got to be really quiet
32:24Team power are in the blue room Joel
32:26And also mate
32:27Team blue vision are in the dining room
32:30The way Joel is walking so slow is stressing me out
32:33Hey Joel you're going to have to put a speed on there mate
32:34I'm a chair
32:37Oh Sarah's there
32:40Oh he's in
32:42He's landed
32:44Sarah would you like to sit on the chair
32:46Just Sarah
32:47Don't tell Joel
32:48Just very very quietly go
32:51And then just sit
32:52He's got no idea
32:55Are you doing amazing
32:56Stay exactly where you are
32:59And lean back
33:01Oh my god
33:02One of the contestants is sitting on you
33:04Joel don't move
33:06Don't move
33:07There's a contestant sitting on you
33:10You're going to get Joel laughing
33:11I can feel it
33:12Sarah Davies
33:15I like the feeling of a dragon
33:17Are you ready for your outfit?
33:19Here it is
33:20What is going on?
33:22Here we go
33:24Jake this is going to look more
33:26Are there bandanas and everything?
33:30Oh my gosh
33:33Oh no
33:34Oh no
33:35What should it do?
33:38Take that
33:38No
33:38He looks a bit fuming
33:40Okay great so scripts and agendas sorted out
33:42Let's get ready to make the face masks
33:44Let's go
33:45Let's go
33:46Oh
33:47Joel
33:48Team Blue Bishop is moving
33:49They're on the move
33:52Joel they're in the orange array
33:54Green
33:55Look at these ingredients
33:56Lovely
33:57They look fab
33:58That's very green
34:01Joel move your right hand up and down if you're okay
34:06Oh my god that was risky look
34:09Sarah's laughing look
34:11You just look so cherry
34:13It's brilliant
34:14Now they did say if you add more of something
34:18I think it was spirulina
34:19That it gives a little bit more
34:21A boost of something
34:22It's a lot of spirulina isn't it
34:24So we keep to the
34:25Keep to the recipe
34:26Keep to the recipe
34:27Yeah I think so
34:28But remember it's about those extras
34:30Isn't it
34:31Alright
34:31Give it a little
34:32You want to give them a little bit more
34:32Yeah give it a few
34:33Why not
34:34Joel this is actually really good as well
34:36Because the boys are putting in
34:38Loads of the recipe
34:39And it's going to make it look really green anyway
34:41So your stuff
34:43You can put loads in
34:45Little thumbs up
34:46If you understand
34:47Yeah let's go with that
34:49Yeah
34:51Yeah
34:55Oh my god
34:57He got too big
34:59They didn't see you but they just
35:01They literally turned to face you just then
35:03Okay fantastic
35:04I think we've done a great job
35:05I think you know the clients from 2
35:07Are going to absolutely love that on their faces
35:09So if you go and see how Emma's getting on with the yoga
35:11Let's get it
35:12Let's do it
35:13Let's go
35:16This is your moment
35:17You've got to go Joel
35:18This is your time
35:19Joel get yourself up and go and change it
35:21Quickly
35:24There he is
35:24Go on Joel
35:25Oh no
35:26He can't see
35:30Come on come on
35:34You're going to need to add some water
35:35Get it all in
35:36Add water babes
35:38You just put so much in
35:41How did your face mask go
35:44It was good
35:45It's looking good
35:46Keep going boy
35:47Keep making it sticky
35:48It's all good natural ingredients
35:50I don't think we need to overthink it
35:51It'll be fine
35:55Yes
35:56That's great
35:56Oh no it's on your sofa
35:58We're just getting back to HQ
36:00Run to the bookcase
36:01Run to the bookcase Joel
36:03It's got all the right ingredients
36:05Well hopefully
36:06This is the saddest thing
36:07This is an awkward run
36:09This is like the lowest point in Dallas Carrera
36:19With everything says
36:21The contestants gather outside the front of the manor house
36:24To welcome their corporate guests
36:26Look
36:27Look that
36:28Oh
36:28See we're arriving
36:29Wow
36:32Look great
36:35Are you ready to join us
36:37Hello
36:39Yee-haw
36:41Yee-haw
36:42You're ready to feel rejuvenated today
36:45As Team Power take their corporate clients to the woods to set up paintballing
36:49Team Blue Vision prepare to pamper their guests
36:52Do you mind if I put this face mask on your face
36:55With what unbeknownst to them is now a sabotaged green food dye enhanced face mask
37:02Oh my day
37:03Here we go
37:04Face masks are coming
37:05Face masks are coming
37:06Oh my god
37:08I want to think about this
37:10This is terrible
37:12Only the best and most premium products for our guests at the Blue Vision Retreat
37:20Does this have magic ingredients in it?
37:23It does have magic ingredients
37:25Yes
37:26Yeah food colouring
37:35Okay ladies it's time to remove your mask
37:39Oh my god
37:40Oh my god
37:41Oh no
37:42It's not going to
37:43It's not going to stain our faces
37:45Is it?
37:46No it won't stain your faces
37:49That's rank
37:50I look like Shrek
37:52If you do scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off
37:56No it's not Emma
37:57No it won't
37:58Oh my god
38:01Would anyone like a green smoothie?
38:06Oh my god
38:08Sarah is this as bad as it looks?
38:18I feel like they put too much of a certain ingredient in the face mask
38:25Did you definitely check the measurements?
38:27Yes
38:31So you know I put the ingredients in so I'm happy to sort of take the kind of blame on
38:36that
38:47That's incredible what you've just done
38:49We're so good
38:56Oh my gosh
38:57Well done everyone well done
38:59I've had a lot of spa days and face masks before but never anything like this
39:03I feel like I've scrubbed a layer of skin off
39:05I'm absolutely not coming back to this spa
39:08A hundred percent
39:10Meanwhile over with team power
39:12What we're going to be doing today is paintballing
39:14We are in the woods for this as well so you've got to go very careful
39:17It's just going to be quite a fun day to be fair
39:19Yee-haw
39:22Yee-haw
39:23Okay so we're going to move on to the yoga which I'm taking
39:30Mission alert
39:31Come on then
39:32Celebrities
39:33Yeah
39:33It's time for your final sabotage missions
39:37Joe you will stay behind as mission controller
39:40GK
39:42Hidden inside a garden storage box you must pop Emma's yoga ball mid-class
39:47I love this
39:51And then
39:51And then
39:52Joe Sam and Judy
39:55Posing as team power paintballers
39:58You must sabotage the yoga session covering team blue vision
40:01And their guests in paint
40:03Go
40:04That's incredible
40:07Celebrities
40:08Each mission is worth 5,000 pounds
40:11What?
40:12So there is a total of 10,000 pounds up for grabs
40:15Wow
40:16Wow
40:17And remember
40:18Don't get caught
40:20Don't get caught
40:21Do not get caught
40:22Okay GK you need to find something to pop the balls with
40:25Yep
40:25We need to find guns
40:27Water
40:28Let's go
40:32Let's go
40:33And breathe in
40:36And breathe out
40:43Have you found the box GK
40:45Lovely
40:47And breathe out
40:49Oh my god
40:51Jesus wept
40:52Are you alright
40:54That's why it's all
40:55So grab your balls please
40:57She looks at her right while she's sat there
41:00She will see me
41:01We are literally eye level
41:03Here we go GK
41:05I think you'll have one go at it
41:07I want you to be comfortable with your ball
41:09Okay
41:09Get your ball and just sit on it
41:12I'm waiting for her to bounce
41:15And bounce on it
41:18Bouncy bouncy bouncy
41:21Sharp a thrust
41:22As you can
41:23Oh my god
41:26Okay go for it
41:27Go for it
41:37Get your ball and just sit on it
41:40And bounce on it
41:43Bouncy bouncy bouncy
41:44Okay go for it go for it
41:52Oh my word
41:53Oh that was brilliant
42:00I'm sorry
42:01I'm sorry that was brilliant
42:04How embarrassing
42:05I was bouncing on it too hard clearly
42:07And back to HQ
42:09I'm not confident
42:11I'm not confident this ball
42:11So I'm just uh
42:13I'm just getting the feel for it
42:15After a successful explosive mission
42:18GK sneaks back to join Joe
42:20In Mission HQ
42:21But meanwhile over in the woods
42:23Team Power busy leading their cowgirl paintball activity
42:27Come on guys
42:28Teamwork communication
42:30Allowing Judy Joel and Sam
42:33God I'm so excited
42:34To sabotage the yoga session disguised in the same cowgirl costumes
42:39And breathe in
42:42Cause absolute carnage
42:44Big time
42:45Oh my god
42:47Sam don't show your face
42:50Go on have it last Judy
42:51Go on go go go
42:53BING
42:54Whoa
42:55BING
42:57Paint everywhere
42:58Paint everywhere
43:01Breathe in
43:03What do you think they could live?
43:09You know what you're doing?
43:10Breathe out
43:13Breathe in
43:14Right go go go go
43:16Go
43:16Let's just keep focused on the breathing
43:20Yeah
43:20i just heard my voice
43:26yeah
43:30sorry guys
43:31this is really dramatic
43:33who feels relaxed
43:34team power came in and ambushed my whole class
43:37they've 100% done it on purpose
43:39they're trying to sabotage our task
43:41it was carnage, absolute carnage
43:43i can only imagine maybe they've just got that real
43:46desire to win and to beat us
43:48i cannot believe they've done this to us
43:50They've played us dirty.
43:59With the disastrous away day done,
44:02the applicants are ready for the final results
44:04and are heading to Sarah's office.
44:07Or so they think.
44:09Oh, my word.
44:10What is that?
44:11This is a bookcase.
44:13Wow!
44:15Oh, my God.
44:17Oh, wow!
44:18Oh, she's been watching us the full time.
44:21No way.
44:23Celebrity sabotage.
44:24But we're not celebrities.
44:26What is happening here?
44:27Oh, hello.
44:28Hello.
44:29Hello, applicants.
44:31Now, you must be wondering
44:33what on earth is going on.
44:36Just a bit.
44:37Yeah, we are.
44:37But I've got something to tell you.
44:40The applicant is not a real show.
44:44What?
44:45Take a look at this.
44:48Oh!
44:49Oh!
44:50What?
44:51Sam Thompson, GK Murray!
44:54It's the baby poop!
44:56I'm dragging it to your bird!
44:58It's Jimmy Love.
44:59I love Jimmy Love.
45:00I love that.
45:01Oh!
45:05We need them to stop filming, mate.
45:07Oh, damn it!
45:08What?
45:08How did I not recognise him?
45:10Now get the memory card.
45:12He stole our footage.
45:14No!
45:15It's a chair!
45:16You're going to need to add some water.
45:18Get it all in.
45:19I didn't put too much in!
45:20Exactly!
45:21We were scrubbing their faces for hours.
45:23Okay, go for it, go for it.
45:25Go for it!
45:26Nice!
45:28What?
45:32This is hilarious.
45:47We're sorry.
45:48Now, you have not been taking part in a real business competition show.
45:52You've actually been contestants on a secret game show called Celebrity Sabotage.
45:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, and you did.
45:59For every sabotage we successfully completed, we've been building up a secret prize pot for
46:06all of you to share.
46:08The total prize, one for you all, is £29,000!
46:13Oh, no!
46:15Oh, no!
46:15Oh, my God!
46:17Oh, my God!
46:17Oh, my God!
46:17Coming out with £4,800, it's just incredible.
46:20I thought, yeah, I had no idea there were celebrities underneath the house.
46:24I thought it was just bad luck all the way.
46:27Oh, my God!
46:28Oh, my God!
46:39Next time on Celebrity Sabotage...
46:43Welcome to our brand-new show, Couple Goals.
46:47Matt, you need to splash Emma.
46:50Oh, my God!
46:54Oh, no!
46:55Woo!
46:55Woo!
46:57Yeah!
46:58Yeah!
46:59Yeah!
47:07Yeah!
47:09Yeah!
47:17Yeah!
47:21Yeah!
47:22Yeah!
47:23Yeah!
47:24Yeah!
47:25Yeah!
47:25Yeah!
47:27Yeah!
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