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Lucky Luke S01E07 (2026)
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00:12I see a lot of guests on her arrow.
00:14Herrero.
00:15Luis, that's three times now.
00:16You wanted me to work on my Spanish.
00:18You know, while you were fighting crime.
00:19El crimón.
00:20El crimen.
00:21Do you think maybe you could talk about this later?
00:23We have a president to save?
00:24El presidente.
00:27It doesn't make any sense.
00:28Elizabeth Z wants to kill the president of the country to ranch in front of all these important people.
00:33It's not that bad an idea.
00:35Throw a party in his honor and open the trap door.
00:38Wow, super discreet.
00:39Why not the theater while we're at it?
00:43No Spanish for that one?
00:45Not right now.
00:45I can be a pain and unpredictable.
00:48Anyway, we gotta get moving.
00:49So I'll infiltrate.
00:50Find Lincoln and get him out.
00:51You still think you can infiltrate alone?
00:53Yeah, well, I can't go with you.
00:54A fancy party's too risky.
00:55Yeah, I'll be recognized.
00:57No, because of the flies.
01:00You could infiltrate the barn.
01:01Because you smell.
01:02You smell like a horse.
01:04Well, I don't smell like a horse.
01:08That's not the point, anyway.
01:09As long as Z and her goons are gonna be there, so will I.
01:12Oh, fuck me.
01:12Louise.
01:13Sorry, fudge me.
01:14I figured out how we'll go in.
01:16Two oldies, one young'un, who are always bickering.
01:19We're gonna pass for a family.
01:22No, we won't.
01:23Oh, gosh.
01:24Whatever, Louise.
01:25I'll think of something.
01:25Give me a second.
01:26No, I'll think of something.
01:27Yeah, of course you will.
01:28Wait, what is that even supposed to mean?
01:29I don't know.
01:30Maybe the...
01:30Perfect!
01:32That's the energy right there.
01:48Wow, that was quite a headbutt you gave him.
01:50I was gonna scream.
01:52Do you do that a lot?
01:54Only if no one's looking.
01:55Yeah, way to be an example.
02:00Let's go.
02:10This is gonna be risky.
02:12What is?
02:13The mission or your outfit?
02:14Oh, shut up.
02:16Sure, Pa.
02:36We need to find an assassin in here, and a president.
02:38It'll be tense if there's a shootout.
02:40I have to stash my colts under this thing.
02:42All right.
02:44Well, if the killer's hiding among the guards of the gunmen, they'll give us some options.
02:49In this room, we've got Winchesters, Schofield, a peacemaker, and there's a...
02:54Lincoln's security's not here.
02:55He must be on the second floor.
02:56I'm trying to scrutinize her.
02:57Let me finish, would you?
02:58We can co-scrutinize, no?
02:59No.
03:00It tangles up the deductions.
03:01Oh, you really can't work when there's two of us.
03:02There's three.
03:03Two plus one.
03:04Thanks.
03:20You still trying to scrutinize?
03:22Oh, no.
03:26He's dying.
03:28Pepper.
03:31Well, now we know the danger's in the buffet.
03:34Good job, pro.
03:35And speaking of pros, we need to find a cover.
03:41On the handkerchief, it says where the Bell's.
03:43Bell.
03:44Hang on.
03:47I said Gabe Bell.
03:49He's on the list.
03:51He's in the conspiracy.
03:55On the board, over there.
03:56They've got the names Emmett Clayton, the oil magnate, and Clara Brown of William Brown Banks.
04:01They're also on the list.
04:11So the entire first half of the list is here.
04:14And the other half can't be far.
04:17So we're surrounded.
04:18Basically, we invited a turkey to Thanksgiving.
04:21Lincoln is the turkey.
04:22And Thanksgiving, because he's going to get killed.
04:24Uh, yeah, I know what a metaphor is.
04:26The last person we need is...
04:44Oh, we have new guests that I haven't shaken hands with.
04:50Stay right there.
04:51Stay right there.
04:52Relax and smile.
04:53We're the Bell's.
04:54And what if he actually knows the Bell's?
04:58Howard Finlay of the Finlay Railroad Company.
05:02And you are?
05:03Gabe.
05:06Oh.
05:08Mr. Bell, of course.
05:09How did I not guess?
05:11And, obviously, you are a...
05:13His daughter.
05:14Wonderful.
05:15It's a pleasure to meet you.
05:16Anyway, it's an honor to finally put a face to one of the biggest donors of our cause.
05:22Now, without further ado, allow me, sir, to present our wonderful leader.
05:26Hmm?
05:28Mrs. Z.
05:32Mrs. Z.
05:34Governor of New Mexico.
05:40Mr. Bell and his lovely daughter.
05:43Pleasure to meet you.
05:52Do you work with horses?
05:54No, uh, newspapers.
05:56The Bell's are the owners of the Borderland Herald.
05:59Ah, sorry.
06:01Your, uh, perfume.
06:03It threw me for a second.
06:09Isn't she adorable?
06:11And if I remember correctly, they're from Galveston, is that right?
06:16Exactly.
06:16Just like you, Mrs. Governor.
06:20That's why your family looks so familiar.
06:24I'm sure I must know who your mother is.
06:26Oh, yes.
06:28Oh, no, that'd be impossible.
06:30We're not from the Galveston, uh, in Texas, but, uh, Galveston, uh, in England.
06:37Your visitors from the Old World.
06:40Marvelous.
06:42Marvelous.
06:44Yes.
06:48Excuse me.
06:56Funny manners, your daughter.
06:57A British education, I imagine.
07:00Please forgive her.
07:02Missing the Old World.
07:04Yes, well, aren't we all?
07:22We have to stop her and find out what's going on here.
07:31Where's that waiter going?
07:36Champagne on his tray.
07:38I guess there's someone important.
07:39Lincoln.
07:42Find Louise.
07:43I'll follow him upstairs.
08:15Luke.
08:17Billy.
08:19Are you getting me out of here?
08:21What?
08:23I know.
08:24I know.
08:25I left and I shouldn't have.
08:27But I couldn't stand being ignored by everyone anymore.
08:29Even the wanted.
08:31Except you.
08:32No.
08:33You.
08:34You're here.
08:35You're saving me.
08:37Again.
08:38Luke, you're amazing.
08:39You're a mover.
08:40And you shine.
08:41And you even change your wardrobe.
08:43Billy, Billy, Billy.
08:43Please.
08:44There's no time for that.
08:45Now tell me in as few words as possible.
08:46What are you doing here?
08:48I was in trouble.
08:50I saw this job post.
08:52And they hired me here as a waiter.
08:53Super.
08:54So concise.
08:55Have you seen anyone who looks like the President of the United States?
09:00Uh, no.
09:02You're not here for me, are you?
09:04Billy.
09:05Concentrate.
09:05Fuck.
09:06You come to see me.
09:08At the place where I work.
09:10All for you to say that you don't want to see me.
09:11I didn't even know you'd be here.
09:12Why worse?
09:13Just say you don't give a shit about me.
09:14Obviously.
09:15No, no, no.
09:16I mean, given the context of this conspiracy.
09:18Obviously.
09:19Gotcha.
09:20At least it's clear.
09:21Billy.
09:22Don't worry.
09:23I'll just get back to work.
09:24For Don Herrero.
09:25Well, at least that man, he wants me.
09:30Oh, wait.
09:31That's...
09:32That's your Don Herrero?
09:34Yeah.
09:36Oh, no.
09:39Oh, my God, no.
10:01It's okay.
10:02It's the Petit Four.
10:05They're spicy.
10:13It's gonna be okay.
10:15She's gonna pay it for Tucum.
10:17I promise you, sweetie.
10:25Something's going on.
10:28The people on the list are leaving.
10:37You're Herrero?
10:39His name isn't actually Herrero.
10:41It's Smith.
10:42Dean Smith.
10:43A super rich guy who went crazy and thought he'd become emperor of the whole U.S.
10:46Awesome.
10:47Oh, well, no.
10:48Because a desperado discovered the fake emperor had real weapons.
10:51He played Smith.
10:52Smith was gonna raze the whole town if someone didn't stop him.
10:56Someone.
10:57You.
10:58I don't want to brag.
10:59But, yeah.
11:00I can't believe you just talked about yourself in the third person.
11:03Someone who happens to be me stopped him, and he went into exile in Mexico.
11:06Who could have gone into exile but me?
11:09Because I am Mexico.
11:11Me.
11:12Manuel Felipe.
11:13Juan Miguel Pacífico Ramírez Herrero.
11:16Emperor of Mexico.
11:19Okay, he's no better.
11:20What, we don't kiss the hand of the ember?
11:22So, uh, no?
11:24Go and kiss me.
11:25No.
11:26Do it.
11:26No.
11:27Besa la mano.
11:28No.
11:28Besame.
11:29Besame mucho.
11:34All right, may we talk?
11:36May we talk, your highness.
11:38You're emperor of Mexico.
11:40I'm so surprised.
11:42Because there's no emperor in Mexico.
11:43It's a republic.
11:44Well, you must be confused with a different Mexico.
11:47Come on, Smith.
11:48What's happening here?
11:49I have come here on a diplomatic visit, invited by a very close friend who wants me at her side.
11:53Governor Zee.
11:55To demand from this Cucaracha Lincoln.
11:58A revision of the borders.
12:01Wait, Lincoln's here?
12:02Pero no.
12:03I would never have received an enemy of Mexico in my second casa.
12:06Clearly not.
12:07Shut up, Billy.
12:08Whoa!
12:09Don't be shutting me up, man.
12:10What do you think?
12:11Because your name's Lucky Luke, you can do whatever you want?
12:14Lucky Luke?
12:15What is Lucky Luke?
12:16You've never heard of this man here?
12:18Hero of the West?
12:19And friend of Lincoln.
12:23An enemy of Mexico?
12:25Who was waiting for me in my office?
12:28Coming in, sneaking upstairs.
12:31Getting away from people so you can...
12:36To subdue me.
12:37You've come here to murder me.
12:39To assassinate me.
12:40That's what you're doing here?
12:41That's enough of the delusions.
12:42Get my guardiess, now!
12:43Get your garden!
12:44I'm sorry.
12:44Fuck!
12:44Fuck!
12:44Fuck!
12:44Fuck!
12:53Fuck!
13:06Fuck!
13:08Fuck!
13:10Fuck!
13:12Fuck.
13:25You stopped a man in a dangerous pursuit.
13:28They would be mourning across all of Mexico if not for you.
13:32You saved my life, Billy.
13:35Ah.
13:37Okay.
13:40The very simple yet wise words of a real hero.
13:45I will make you head of the Arsenal, Marshal of the Empire, and Duke of Veracruz.
14:03Billy, the Duke.
14:15We've got this in one.
14:26We can't hear anything. We need to get closer.
14:28I might go myself. It's safer.
14:30You go spy, I'll distract the guards at the entrance.
14:34What do you mean?
14:35To give you cover.
14:36I mean, how will you distract the guards?
14:38That's easy.
14:39A smile, a silly laugh, a woman's soft touch. I'm sure you get it.
14:47Smith.
14:48You should end this madness.
14:50Okay, okay, Smith. What is this, Smith? An insult in your language?
14:53My language is your language, and Smith is your name. We've known each other for years.
14:58No, no, te coneso. I've never in my life made a looky-look. Unless you've been to Mexico before, on
15:06vacation, like the gringos do.
15:08Listen to me, you're a gringo. You're not Mexican.
15:12Allow me to present to you my Imperial spokesman.
15:19Right. Go spy, I'll handle the guard. But first, I want to show you a secret move.
15:24What Luke showed you at the orphanage? Against Ben?
15:27Ben Rabia? Yeah. But how do you know about that?
15:31You. The young you in the dream world told me.
15:34Okay, but Luke said you forgot everything.
15:37I remember some of it. So show me.
15:39Maybe. Imagine you were attacked like this.
15:45Wait, what exactly did you see in the dream world?
15:49I saw Tukum.
15:55And I saw you there.
15:59You were beautiful.
16:02You were happy. Happier than I've ever seen you.
16:14All right, back to teaching me to smash someone's face.
16:15Yeah, sorry about that.
16:17Okay, so, one.
16:19You want to shift your center of gravity forward.
16:21Get them off balance.
16:23Two.
16:23You crush their foot.
16:24And then I loosen my grip.
16:26Three.
16:26You throw all the elbows that you can.
16:28Right.
16:30That's it.
16:31I love this mom-daughter moment.
16:40Yeah, I bet that hurt.
16:42Un poquito.
16:44Papped him un poquito.
16:47Papped him un poquito.
16:48It's funny, right?
16:52Shit.
16:59Bad pedophore?
17:01Oh yeah, it's spicy when you're not Mexican, huh?
17:07No, not a bit.
17:11These are tears of emotion.
17:16It reminds me of my childhood.
17:19The food my grandma used to eat.
17:22My grandmother, totalmente Mexicana.
17:24Mi abuela.
17:25Abuelita.
17:26Smith.
17:27There's no time for that.
17:29Z's about to attack Lincoln.
17:31She's got some kind of plan.
17:32But either way, she's manipulating you.
17:35Que?
17:37Manipulate me.
17:38Me.
17:41Ay, caramba.
17:44Mijo, no one manipulates me.
17:47Okay?
17:48I am unmanipulable.
17:50There is no one more powerful on the continent.
17:52I have the biggest hacienda,
17:54the biggest arsenal,
17:55the most medals,
17:56the biggest mustache,
17:58the largest worthy arsenal,
18:00the biggest buttons,
18:01the biggest...
18:01Smith.
18:02Okay.
18:03Please tell me you didn't bring your cannons here.
18:05I did, yeah.
18:06They're just like this.
18:08Only bigger.
18:10And they go,
18:11¿Cómo se dice?
18:12Ah, así.
18:14Boom.
18:21Head of the arsenal.
18:26Now that's awesome.
18:30And with the other idiots' cannons,
18:32we'll be taking down Lincoln the Parasite
18:34and finally proclaim New Mexico's independence.
18:42New Mexico will be ours.
18:45Oh, no, sure.
18:48So here we are.
18:49These will be the new borders.
18:52An eagle.
18:53It's classy.
18:54All right, Finlay.
18:55Right for the beak,
18:56we'll have to attack at Amarillo
18:57and take part at Texas.
18:58But if we want to be an eagle...
18:59Finlay.
19:00And then, uh,
19:01I came up with the concept of building
19:04a wall around all of it
19:05to keep immigrants out.
19:07The wall of the assailants.
19:09Finlay.
19:10Or ask us to keep it short.
19:12Hmm.
19:13Anyway, now,
19:14we come up with a new name.
19:15I got a mountain of ideas.
19:17I'll brainstorm as I go.
19:19The even newer New Mexico.
19:21The brand new New Mexico.
19:22Or, no, wait.
19:23New Mexico, too.
19:24No, no, no.
19:25It's...
19:25It's New Mexico Plus.
19:27The New Mexico.
19:28Finlay?
19:29Yeah?
19:41Other suggestions?
19:44Then gather your men.
19:45We launch the final phase of the operation.
19:48We load up the arsenal.
19:49Hey!
19:50What are you?
19:56What was that?
20:12Z isn't here tonight for Lincoln.
20:14She's here for her royal's cannons.
20:16We need to find Luke.
20:17Yeah.
20:23You disappeared.
20:24I thought something happened to you.
20:25Hey!
20:26Don't be hugging me just when it suits you.
20:29Billy.
20:29Ah, you remember.
20:31Because when I left,
20:32nobody called my name to come back.
20:33I really was worried about you.
20:34But I had to find my mother.
20:36Well, you found her.
20:37Good job.
20:39Anyway, mother-in-law,
20:39I'd like to talk to you about
20:40the upbringing of this one.
20:41Wait.
20:41Why is he calling me that?
20:43I'll explain later.
20:44Right.
20:45Louise.
20:45Z.
20:46Luke.
20:46It's urgent.
20:47Oh, but I can't let you leave.
20:49I'm a duke now.
20:49Duke Billy.
20:50I've got responsibilities.
20:52And titles.
20:52Waste of space.
20:53Listen.
20:54No, you're gonna listen to me.
20:56Your daughter walked all over me like garbage.
20:59And what am I now?
21:00A marshal of the Empire.
21:02Head of the arsenal.
21:09You'll show some respect when I speak.
21:12That's an order!
21:15Billy.
21:18I played you okay, you're right.
21:20That wasn't fair to you.
21:23I pretended it wasn't a big deal.
21:28Because, because I needed to find my mother.
21:32And that was noble.
21:35But I was wrong.
21:39Because even for a noble cause,
21:41you don't trample on people's hearts.
21:44Forgive me.
21:51I just want someone to love me.
21:53I know.
21:57Though you've got to love yourself first, Billy.
22:01And not let airheads like me steal your horse and screw with you.
22:06You don't need a bunch of medals.
22:07You don't need any of that.
22:11Because if you're just Billy,
22:15well, that's all you need to be.
22:18Let us explain, Billy.
22:45Let us explain, Billy.
23:06Senor Duke.
23:07Senor Duke, we're taking a little break.
23:09Uh, your empire, Nate, you've got to know, those two women are Luke's accomplices, spies sent by Abraham Lincoln, except
23:19their mission is not to kill you, but to protect you, because Abraham Lincoln is not your enemy, don't have
23:28a wrong, he's your brother, actually.
23:31Okay.
23:34Okay, Dices?
23:35You two were separated at birth.
23:43And, and...
23:44Uh, you were on a cruise, down the Rio Grande.
23:49That's it.
23:50Which turned out bad.
23:51Oh, the shipwreck.
23:54At the age of two, you climbed into a barrel of guacamole, and after that, you crossed the border on
24:00your own, fighting through the water.
24:02In the guacamole.
24:04Yes!
24:05Mm-hmm.
24:06And Abraham's been looking for you ever since.
24:08And there you go.
24:09That's the reason.
24:09He toured all over America, risking life and limb.
24:13Zee and her gang are a big threat.
24:15They manipulated you, so that you'd strike your own flesh and blood.
24:23You always knew it deep inside.
24:25Am I right?
24:27That you were different?
24:38So what do you think, Mr. Herrero?
24:42No.
24:44It's Mr. Lincoln, my son.
24:48What the fuck are you trying to do?
25:19Now, take it down.
25:23My men!
25:24My cannons!
25:31No!
26:12Belly!
26:13Belly, no!
26:19Oh, oh, oh, please, wake up.
26:27Please.
26:30Wake up, come on, right now.
26:33Oh, oh, hey.
26:40No.
26:59What did you kiss me for?
27:02Is that the spirit of the West?
27:05Do you have feelings now for the guy you conned in the marriage?
27:08Yes.
27:12Do you feel butterflies, too?
27:15I might, yeah.
27:17You might.
27:21Those are the most beautiful words I've ever heard.
27:29Belly.
27:35Belly.
27:58Belly's going to get through it.
27:59Belly's going to get through it.
28:00Belly's looking after him.
28:02What are you doing?
28:02I'm looking for clues for where they might have gone.
28:10Mom?
28:11Look.
28:13The Sandia Crest Gorges.
28:15Ten kilometers from Albuquerque.
28:17Everybody coming from the east has to pass through there.
28:19Like a president who comes to New Mexico from Texas.
28:22It's the perfect place to ambush the presidential escort.
28:26And now Z has cannons.
28:27And an army of desperados.
28:30The second half of your list, Matthew White, Thomas Nice,
28:35Steven Pueblo and others, they're all bandits.
28:38I didn't realize because we refer to these men as Dark Matt, Bad Tom, Evil Steven.
28:42I had this gang locked up at the prison in San Pedro.
28:45San Pedro.
28:46San Pedro.
28:50Wait.
28:50This man.
28:51Z was seeing him frequently in secret.
28:53I had some guys follow him to where he works.
28:56He runs the prison in San Pedro.
28:59Z bribed him to help them escape.
29:01She's assembling a battalion of killers.
29:09Luke, you okay?
29:12The last name on the list?
29:15Chris Manson.
29:16It's him.
29:17Him who?
29:18Who is he?
29:18They call him Lightning.
30:00Don't worry, cowboy.
30:03I'll let you live.
30:07But it will be worse.
30:08He told me he was.
30:08Who is he?
30:10He told me he's dead.
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