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Lucky Luke S01E06 (2026)
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00:03Help! Help! Somebody save me! I'm being chased by a mean sergeant!
00:10I have cornered you now!
00:12Let her go, you two-timey snake!
00:15Hang on. Are those Queen Crow's voodoo dolls?
00:18No, this is Charlie, this is me, and this is that good-for-nothing sergeant.
00:22Is there anything you won't steal?
00:24Let him tell his story or we'll never know what happened.
00:26Thank you. So as I was saying...
00:28Let her go, you two-timey snake, or I'll have to pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!
00:35You should try to aim instead of talking so much, you little...
00:40How wonderful! What incredible dexterity, Joe Dalton!
00:44Maybe, in fact, you're the man who really, truly shoots quicker than his shadow.
00:48Listen, that's just my job, dollface, but you, how did you get here?
00:52Well, I dug my way out of the mine after I blew everything up! Kaboom!
00:55That's the sound of the explosion! The Bluecoats also got out of there!
00:59Tell me, why are they after you?
01:01They want to stop me from accomplishing a mission of the utmost importance!
01:04The fact of the matter is...
01:11Something very bad has happened to Luke and Louise!
01:14You really made my horse jolly talk?
01:16Well, yeah, I'm simplifying so that you understand.
01:18And stop interrupting me, pretty please, because something very big's about to happen like this!
01:23Oh, no! My goodness! The Sergeant is still alive!
01:26Save yourself, Charlie! Save yourself! I got you covered!
01:29Go accomplish some mission you didn't have time to explain to me, and I...
01:32I'll find Louise! I promise you!
01:34Oh, really?
01:35Yes!
01:36Really, truly?
01:37Yes, yes!
01:37For real?
01:39Yes!
01:39Oh, oh, thank heavens! Then go! Save her!
01:42You are her only hope! You are my only hope! You are our only hope!
01:46You are the hope of all humanity!
01:48On top of that, you're handsome!
01:50You're handsome as your mustache! It's so gorgeous!
01:52Give me that mouth!
01:54Oh, yeah!
01:57The facts, Joe. The facts.
01:59This is authentically authentic!
02:01And I'm severely underselling it!
02:02I'm pretty much, too!
02:32So, I'll see you next time!
02:33If her trail stops here, she might have stopped here for food and supplies.
02:42Marshall City, population 138, Marshalls 138.
02:46Okay, so super sketchy town.
02:47You mean a town that has rules, that has order and sensible people.
02:55Hey, wait a minute. Come back here. Come back here.
02:58In the name of the law, you're under arrest.
03:00We're purchasing an item with inexact change.
03:04I said you could keep the difference.
03:05Yeah, sure, and then I'll end up in jail.
03:07For fencing copper.
03:08Hey, wait a minute. In the name of the law, you're under arrest for walking over the speed limit.
03:15Preet, however, you're no longer in your jurisdiction.
03:19Right.
03:20Oh, my bad. Overzealous practice of the law.
03:24Let's drop the charges. On a legal technicality?
03:29Hmm. Okay.
03:31But I don't have my keys. Do you have yours?
03:33No, I don't.
03:59What the hell is this shop?
04:00Stop! Don't move a muscle!
04:132.03 p.m. It's legally siesta time.
04:22So that's why nobody's here.
04:25Not a horse, not a hen. No men. No women.
04:28With your non-standard spurs, they would have got you for daytime noise disturbance.
04:32Up to three months of community service.
04:34I've never heard of that law.
04:36I've never broken that law.
04:37Hey, you guys need to keep up. Everyone from the banker to the mailman has a cold and a star.
04:42138 marshals and jurisdictions, each writing 138 laws a day.
04:46Are these laws legal?
04:48They're all certified. They all swore hand to Padre's Bible.
04:51So are you also a marshal? Like an old lady marshal?
04:54Oh, no. I'm a normal old lady from the town next door.
04:58Well, I came here to buy a few things for my grandson's birthday.
05:01But I did something really awful.
05:04I fondled the apples.
05:07Fondling fruit is prohibitive.
05:09Two months in jail.
05:13What?
05:13And as soon as I got out, I escalated.
05:16I was coughing too loud, laughing too quietly, yawning with my mouth open.
05:20That's criminal recidivism.
05:21Wait, how long have you been stuck here?
05:23It'll soon be a whole year.
05:25Tomorrow is my grandson's 11th birthday.
05:28I hope this year I can bring him the apple pie I promised him.
05:31Before I spiral again, I'm a dangerous outlaw.
05:35No. You're innocent. I'm not.
05:37I'm a dangerous outlaw.
05:38And those guys, they're the dangerous in-laws.
05:41Yep.
05:42Oh, shit.
05:55Hey, that's Charlie's.
05:57Yeah, it's her coat.
05:58That horse.
05:59Have you seen the woman that it belongs to?
06:01I have.
06:02But I'm sorry to say she's with our lord now.
06:04Did they execute her?
06:05What? Of course not.
06:07She got a month of housekeeping for illegally parked tourists.
06:09She's sweeping the church.
06:25Mama.
06:27Louise.
06:35Mama.
06:55Why slap me now?
06:56Why slap me twice?
06:57And why were you kidnapped?
06:58You know exactly what it was for.
07:01I hit you twice.
07:02Because you promised to protect my daughter and instead brought her here.
07:07As for the kidnapping, let me explain.
07:17I still don't get it.
07:20This is Elizabeth Zee, the governor of New Mexico.
07:22Rich, powerful, dangerous.
07:24I've seen her before.
07:25She gives money to your school, no?
07:27That's right.
07:27She's the perfect governor on the surface.
07:29Her charity's a cover because her donations are bribes.
07:32She corrupted everyone.
07:33Soldiers, politicians, outlaws.
07:35Zee's a spider who weaves her web.
07:37Who devours those who cross her path.
07:39An anti-corruption mayor.
07:40A progressive priest.
07:41A journalist with too many questions.
07:43They've all disappeared.
07:44And the CTLD thingy, that's the code Louise found in your bag?
07:48The CLDT LMQPC.
07:51Checklist of dirty, terrible, low-life meanies and questionable people in the conspiracy.
07:54I mean, these people are super bright.
07:56So what's the conspiracy about?
07:58I haven't managed to figure that out yet.
07:59But with a governor like this as its leader...
08:02New Mexico's in danger.
08:03My thoughts, exactly.
08:04One thing I know for sure is that step one of her plans starts tomorrow at the Herrera Ranch,
08:09a Hacienda less than two miles from here.
08:14So that's where I'm going to stop her.
08:21Who are you?
08:23So you're not a teacher.
08:25Yes, I am.
08:25But only part-time.
08:27So what's the other work that you do?
08:29Are you a vigilante?
08:31Oh no, you mean like him over there with his guns?
08:33No, I investigate.
08:35I track.
08:35I expose.
08:36I just raise awareness.
08:38Yeah, so a vigilante.
08:42I've got a few bad guys, you know.
08:44But see, I was surprised how big it was.
08:47At first I was investigating the theft of funds by an oil businessman.
08:51But when I traced back the money...
08:52When did you have time to do this?
08:58My Spanish classes.
09:00And piano.
09:01You made me take them at night.
09:03Was that the reason?
09:04Um, but also for you to learn how to play the piano and speak Spanish.
09:09Did Tukum know this?
09:10He did.
09:12He knew it was risky.
09:13What about me?
09:14You forgot to tell me.
09:15You stuck a bunch of books in my hands and locked me in.
09:17You told me to be afraid of the world while you were off playing detective.
09:20I would have wanted to go to...
09:21Hey, I know that.
09:22Why do you think I did what I did?
09:24As the baby, you escaped your playpen.
09:25It's in your nature.
09:26And who did I get that from?
09:27From you or someone else?
09:32I wanted to protect you.
09:34No.
09:34You wanted to protect yourself.
09:38See how hot-headed you are?
09:42I get that you want to be dramatic, but that's a confessional.
09:52A man's hat on a woman is a sin.
09:54Is that written in the Bible?
09:57Well, it's not very becoming.
10:00And I think God agrees with me.
10:02He doesn't have to worry.
10:03It's a woman's hat.
10:04Not just any woman.
10:06Although she's nothing special.
10:09Calamity Jane.
10:14The suit feather from the attack on Black Hills,
10:16the bear claw mark on the trim,
10:18and there's even the bullet hole made by Jack McC...
10:21You're not lying.
10:24Okay, so religion and hats are your thing.
10:26So, we need to find a way to stop Z.
10:29What do you mean, we?
10:30Well, you can't dismantle this all by yourself.
10:33Well, actually, that's what I'm doing.
10:35And I'm not counting on anybody given the number of dishonest people.
10:38Uh, something I'm not.
10:39My bad.
10:40Dishonest or cowardly.
10:43Okay, can we talk about the company you keep?
10:45Hey, watch it.
10:46Right now, our priority is to get out of here.
10:49In the last 12 hours, I tried to leave three times.
10:51Each time, I almost went to jail.
10:52If you ever break a law, I'll marshal cuffs you.
10:54They see everything.
10:55They won't be so smug when I start shooting.
10:57So, there's 138.
10:59Yeah.
11:01But the thing is, I'm a huge fan of Mrs. Jane.
11:04It is very sacred and holy way.
11:06Don't get too excited.
11:06She's rather disappointing.
11:08I'm starting to feel a terrible scent of envy rising me.
11:12Hail Mary.
11:13Hail Mary.
11:14Hail Mary.
11:14That should do the trick.
11:16Although, since you're here, would you mind if I touched it?
11:22If you want, but it belonged to a big liar.
11:24Please, no blasphemy.
11:26I'm not.
11:26I'm just warning you.
11:27You know, telling a lie isn't always a bad thing.
11:29Sometimes it protects those we love.
11:46No, don't go.
11:55So, I'm ready to forgive you, but no more lying.
11:58Okay.
12:01Who's my father?
12:06Okay, I get it.
12:10You want to know who your father is?
12:13Your father.
12:19It's me.
12:19And only me.
12:21I raised you.
12:22I loved you.
12:23And I...
12:23I'm sick of this shit!
12:26Luis, don't!
12:27Don't slam...
12:29In the name of the law, you're under arrest for slamming a sacred door.
12:33Let my daughter go!
12:34Come awful yelling in the house of God.
12:36Come on, you're going to jail.
12:38Indecent footwear attacker.
12:40Wait, but I don't care.
12:41I told you...
12:50Okay.
12:54Okay.
13:01Okay.
13:05Okay.
13:17Okay, I need to find a way to pick this lock.
13:20Yeah, sure, let's pick it.
13:22Your mission always has to come first, right?
13:24But everything else, like your daughter, you don't care about.
13:27She's not wrong.
13:28Hey, nobody asked you.
13:29Maybe my mom's not perfect with me, but at least she's done it with me.
13:32As opposed to you, who runs away from everything.
13:34She's not wrong.
13:36Okay, so you're both just lousy human beings.
13:40Actually, the least lousy one.
13:42Well, it's Joe.
13:44And the least incarcerated.
13:48Oh, no.
13:54Joe, you're a marshal?
13:59What about us?
14:00What about you? You two don't deserve to get out.
14:02Between you, who slapped me twice, even though I saved your butt, and you, because you're lucky Luke, this girl
14:08needs stability and guidance.
14:09And as a matter of fact, I am officially her legal guardian.
14:15Right here.
14:16Look, you see, I wrote the document, I signed the document, as a marshal.
14:25Jailor, he's not a marshal. He's Joe Dalton.
14:29You're good for nothing, snake.
14:31I swore an oath on the Bible.
14:34Well, you're good for something, marshal.
14:38Well, that's just...
14:39You know, Luke, you were right.
14:41We have to follow the law.
14:43Since when do you have a Bible?
14:45The 50 weaved baskets for the Feast of St. Catherine at Santa Memoria.
14:50You know, when I was a nice guy.
14:55The pastor was so happy, he gave me this as a present.
15:00Lucky Luke.
15:01In prison.
15:04Luis, try to reason with your guardian.
15:06We need to stop Z.
15:07No, we need to stop talking.
15:27Okay, newbies.
15:28I want this to be spotless,
15:30where your community service fine will go from 10 to 30 days.
15:33Understood?
15:33And no funny business.
15:34Of course, back to jail.
15:41Hey, what are you doing here?
15:43I was caught touching an apple.
15:44I just can't help myself.
15:45I'm a recidivist.
15:48This is driving me nuts.
15:49We're in the worst town ever, surrounded by marshals.
15:51It was hard enough getting out of the church.
15:54Don't worry, we'll find a way out.
15:56Like I said before, there's no we in find.
15:59You know, I'm just trying to be nice here.
16:02Just admit you're upset Louise is here.
16:03No shame in that.
16:05Ooh, vigilante and therapist.
16:06You've changed, Luke.
16:07Could you stop being so smug?
16:08Smug?
16:09I'm not smug at all.
16:10That's funny.
16:11Even when you say you're not smug, you're smug.
16:13Says the smuggest guy I've ever known.
16:14Well, that's probably why I know it when I see it then.
16:17Shh.
16:18Not so loud, you two.
16:19Didn't you read the 37th commandment of the saloon?
16:22It's forbidden to air out your dirty laundry while doing the dishes.
16:25All offenders will face the boss in a duel.
16:28And a duel.
16:30A duel.
16:30A duel's perfect, right?
16:35You know, because there may not be a we in the verb find.
16:40However, when it comes to the most aggravating and irresponsible ball-breaking...
16:51So you're not giving us pistols?
16:53Because if there are no pistols, I mean, that's not a duel.
16:55Yes, it is.
16:56It's a civilized duel.
16:58Stand ten yards apart and the first one to say Bang wins.
17:01And if I win, I'm free to leave, right?
17:03Yes, but if ever you lose, we'll shoot you.
17:06Don't worry, not with a weapon.
17:08Okay.
17:12So then...
17:12Bang!
17:13Hang on, it hasn't started yet.
17:15Oh, okay.
17:17Now then?
17:18Yes, we can start.
17:19Bang!
17:20Too early!
17:20You just told me that...
17:21Okay, now you can go.
17:23Bang!
17:23Hey, come on, I wasn't ready yet.
17:24What?
17:25He wasn't ready.
17:26Bang!
17:27You didn't cock your gun.
17:29Bang!
17:30Too early!
17:30That's five times, come on!
17:31We still have rules to follow.
17:34Bang!
17:35He needs the yell for me to hear.
17:37Let's start over.
17:37What in the name?
17:57Let's go.
18:23Bang!
18:24Bang!
18:25Bang!
18:26The person on my left wins.
18:28Yes!
18:28Uh, no, I was the first one to say bang.
18:30But it was your seventh bang.
18:31You were out of bullets.
18:32What?
18:36Forget about it.
18:37I'm unbeatable.
18:44Come on, stop pouting.
18:46It's humiliating, but you live.
18:48It made you happy, sounds like.
18:49It didn't.
18:50Well, okay, maybe a little.
19:00I screwed up, right?
19:01No, don't say that.
19:02He hasn't won yet.
19:03We're gonna get out here and-
19:05It took me a while.
19:07But I came back, you know.
19:09I'm sorry, what?
19:1020 years ago.
19:12I came back for you.
19:14There was a guy with a bouquet of flowers I'd never seen before.
19:18They were exotic flowers, yeah.
19:19He crossed the whole county to bring them to me.
19:23Wait a minute.
19:24So you came back?
19:26But why did-
19:26Did I leave again?
19:27Because I saw you, the girl and her father.
19:30No.
19:30No!
19:31That was just the guy who was trying to get me in his bed,
19:33but that takes more than a couple of petals.
19:36And Mr. Willow, what did he do to catch you?
19:39There's never been a Mr. Willow.
19:41It's the name I chose for myself,
19:43the family name I chose for Louise and me.
19:50So Willow is in Weeping Willow?
19:54The tree where we carved her names,
19:55wasn't that on Weeping Willow?
19:56No.
19:57Yes, it was.
19:58And I remember our very first kiss.
20:00Unreliate.
20:02Willow was for the tree where Louise had her swing.
20:07So you're wrong.
20:32Okay, I think they've learned their lesson.
20:34Let's go free them.
20:34Sorry, sweetie, that's not part of the plan.
20:36Today it's beef and potatoes and squirrel hunting with your pa.
20:39I don't think so.
20:41I'm against making animals suffer.
20:42Well, I'm all for sufferance, not just for animals.
20:44So I want you to sit up straight,
20:45put down that stupid newspaper,
20:47and be happy and start eating what I spent ten hours making for you
20:49so we can enjoy some quality time!
20:59I don't eat meat.
21:01You're a Dalton.
21:02We're meat-atarians, so eat your meat.
21:06Okay, Joe, it was funny while it lasted,
21:07but now you're getting on my nerves.
21:09Is that how you talk to your father?
21:10I'd never talk to him that way,
21:11but my guardian can bite my horses.
21:13Be careful, young lady.
21:14I will not tolerate your insolence.
21:15I'm warning you, if you walk through that door right now,
21:17I'll lock you up in your room for the rest of...
21:20You're alive!
21:23In the name of my law, come back here!
21:25I'm ordering you to stop!
21:27Sorry, my son, but your orders no longer apply.
21:29The young lady just left your jurisdiction.
21:32Great, okay, goodbye.
21:34However, she's entered into mine.
21:37So if she's in breach of patriarchy rules, just tell me.
21:42Wait just a second.
22:03I know how to get out of here!
22:06Don't move, you're under arrest!
22:21I'll be sentenced to death?
22:22Oh, yes.
22:24So that means I'm allowed to have a last request.
22:27What do you mean?
22:28You mean there's no law protecting a convict's last request?
22:32Yeah, there is.
22:33Well, mine is.
22:35For you to read a psalm.
22:38Please read, Father.
22:45And God said to Cain,
22:48Hey, Cain, come over here a sec.
22:51You were very not nice.
22:53To your brother.
22:54There.
22:54Please read.
22:55The words.
23:03And as the burning bush was burning,
23:06and as the house of sin was burning,
23:10and as the saloon of Jack McCall was burning,
23:13Calamity Jane slowly rode off into the sunset.
23:16Thank you, Father.
23:18You all swore an oath on this book.
23:20So you all swore
23:22to be marshals
23:23on a work of fiction.
23:28I know, lame.
23:31So I guess that means nobody here is a marshal.
23:34No.
23:35Wait a minute.
23:36Who will arrest us for impersonating an officer?
23:39We will.
23:43We don't mind.
23:47Did you really have to give them all of your weapons?
23:49They're part of the U.S. Army.
23:51They're corrupted and on the wrong side of the law.
23:53Yeah, and we no longer have a side, so...
23:55Hey, you!
23:55You're not a marshal.
23:56Why are you following orders?
23:58Because I'm a jailer.
23:59That's what I do.
24:00Jailing runs in the family.
24:22Please excuse his manners.
24:23He's somewhat cross that you tried to bury us alive.
24:32Come on.
24:33Tell me where the CLDM PQ...
24:36O.
24:48It gets complicated when there's more than three letters, right?
24:53Be reasonable.
24:56You know what we're capable of.
24:58You remember your old native friend.
25:04Just stop.
25:05It's useless.
25:06Can't you see we're screwed?
25:08Wait, they got you two?
25:09Yeah.
25:10Did you put up a fight at least?
25:11Of course I put up a fight.
25:12What do you think?
25:12But they surprised me.
25:13The first one got my groin on his knee,
25:15and the other one I strangled him with the rattlesnake.
25:17So you were sleeping?
25:18Yeah.
25:19Doesn't matter.
25:20I kind of knew that I wasn't really a marshal.
25:23Wait, you are.
25:25Your Bible's a real Bible.
25:26You didn't swear on Calamity, Jane.
25:28No, I don't get it.
25:30Never thought I'd say this to you, Joe.
25:34But you're the only real marshal in this town.
25:37Please, sir.
25:38We have a failure of justice right here.
25:46Here.
25:46I got these back for you.
25:49Awesome.
25:49Really important.
25:51How's it feel being my nephews?
25:57Hey, bluecoats.
26:20That Jeller guy.
26:21He must have emptied our guns.
26:23You didn't check them.
26:25I didn't check them.
26:26You didn't check them.
26:26Wait, so nobody checked them?
26:27They didn't check them.
26:28Come out.
26:29Slowly.
26:30We won't hurt you.
26:35What do we do?
26:39We gun them down.
26:39How can we?
26:40We have no bullets.
26:44Yeah, but we have guns.
27:03Thanks for the distraction.
27:04It allowed a real man to come and save the day.
27:06Isn't that right?
27:22Thank you, sweetie.
27:23I'm going to keep you alive.
27:27I don't know.
27:28You're not.
27:39I don't know.
27:42I don't know.
27:43I don't know.
27:44I don't know.
27:49I don't know.
27:55Good day, Madam Governor
27:57What a charming little town you have here
27:59Even if it does lack a bit of color
28:03Regarding our upcoming event
28:09For this event
28:12Ringen can't, with me
28:13I'm sorry
28:15He thinks that with me means bark
28:18Ringen can't, sit
28:19Oh, sit means bark too then
28:20Ringen can't, quiet
28:22This dog is a major moron
28:26I guess he just wants to participate in the conversation
28:29He's a funny dog
28:46I don't think you'll ever see that dog again
28:48What did you say to him
28:50The same thing I'll do to you if you disappoint me
28:54This man
28:56I would like you to tell me where he is
28:58I'm going to need him
29:01He's a monster
29:02No
29:03He's the person every monster is afraid of
29:06So to lead an army of demons
29:08I'm gonna need the devil
29:34So you guys are leaving right now?
29:36Yeah, we're going to the Herrero ranch to stop Z
29:40I think I'm gonna stay here
29:42What do you mean?
29:43Well, this town needs a marshal
29:45And I'm having fun
29:50Also, I brought you this for the road
29:55Since you're an animal lover
29:56It's just potatoes
30:05I'm really sorry for what I said earlier
30:07I'm not your father
30:09I'm sorry I lied
30:10Why'd you do that?
30:12To bug the shit out of Luke
30:13That's the official version
30:15And also because I loved your mother
30:18I would have loved to have had a daughter like you
30:20A family
30:28You missed your brothers?
30:34You're really like your mom, you know
30:37Way too smart for me
30:41Your mom and I were never together
30:44She just taught me to read
30:46I was crazy about her
30:47But her heart was already taken
30:49I know, I saw
30:50You saw?
30:54You mean in the dream world?
30:56You sneaky little girl
30:58You didn't say anything
31:00You actually could be my daughter
31:06Do you think he's my dad?
31:09Why don't you talk about it once and for all?
31:11I don't know
31:12I mean, we have so many things to take care of
31:15A few emergencies
31:16The U.S. to save
31:18Ah, cowardice
31:19The fear of knowing the truth
31:20Now that's just like Luke
31:27Whoa!
31:29I didn't touch them
31:31Yes, you did touch them
31:32No, no, no
31:32Yes, you did touch them
31:34You did
31:36So I'm sentencing you
31:37Joe
31:37To touch them over and over
31:39Until you find the best apples
31:40For your grandson's apple pie
31:43Go ahead
31:45Go ahead
31:46Go ahead
31:46Yeah
31:48That's all you want
31:49No, no, no
31:53No, no, no
31:55No, no, no
32:09No, no, no
32:10No, no, no
32:10No, no, no
32:11No, no, no
32:11No, no
32:11No, no, no
32:13No, no
32:19Oh, my goodness.
32:38Are you okay, Louise?
32:40Z's conspiracy.
32:42It's about Abraham Lincoln.
32:44He arrived in New Mexico today.
32:50She wants to kill the President of the United States.
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