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The Last Leg - Season 34 Episode 9
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00:04Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:06So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:08These simple lines be good for your health
00:11They keep them trying rhymes on the shelf
00:13Live love life like you just don't care
00:15Five guys believe us never scared
00:18Breaking noise is the moment they fear
00:20Get up, sell a beautiful idea
00:22Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:25Get up and show them what you do
00:27Get up and show them what you do
00:29Get up and show them what you do
00:32Get up and show them what you do
00:37Take some government advice, sit the family down
00:40And get ready for your daily hour of screen time
00:42It's Friday, we're live
00:43And it's time for The Last Leg
00:47Tonight on the show
00:48We focus on Iran
00:49Give social media the side eye
00:51And zoom in on some disability sport
00:54Plus we'll be joined by singer Charlotte Church
00:57And comedian Nabil Abdul Rashid
00:59On the show that always takes a stern look at the news
01:12G'day
01:14Hello, wow
01:18G'day, I'm Adam Hills
01:20Welcome to The Last Leg
01:21The show that heard the owner of OnlyFans had died
01:23And thought, I wonder if you have to pay extra for an open coffin
01:27With me as always at the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe
01:30And the man who thought crude oil was the opposite of extra virgin
01:32Alex Brooker
01:40Loads to get through tonight
01:42But something happened to me during the week
01:43That I wanted to bring up
01:44Because I know it's happened to Alex as well
01:46In a similar way
01:47So I was walking to tennis
01:49I was in a pair of shorts
01:50I had my prosthesis on
01:52I had it taped up
01:53Because
01:55Look, it comes undone
01:56When I'm playing
01:57So I have to tape it up
01:58I'll keep saying, mate
01:59You've got to get a new leg
02:01Look, I like this one
02:03It's comfy in it
02:04Ditto, I like mine as well
02:05So as I was walking
02:07This woman walked past me
02:08And she looked down
02:09And she saw my prosthetic leg
02:11And then she looked up at me
02:12As she kept walking
02:13And went, ooh, ouch
02:19And she went so quickly
02:20That I didn't have time to go
02:22It's...
02:23What a weird thing to say
02:25Imagine if she'd seen Brooker
02:26Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
02:30She's there like E.T.
02:31With a little light up thing
02:32Ouch!
02:34But when you first told her
02:36So you said
02:36A woman walked past
02:37Saw you in your tennis gear
02:38Yeah
02:38I said, ouch
02:39I thought she was like the fashion police
02:42And she was like, ouch!
02:43Ouch!
02:44But I've...
02:45You know what?
02:46I've had it before
02:46So I was in the shorts
02:49And I was in the supermarket
02:51And the geezer kept looking down
02:52You know when someone's looking at you
02:53You go, they're going to say something
02:54Yeah
02:55In a minute
02:55And he just went
02:56So, er...
02:58What happened there?
02:59And I was like
03:00Ah, well, er...
03:01You know, I had to have my foot amputated
03:02When I was a baby
03:03Because I didn't have one of the bones
03:04In the...
03:04In my lower leg
03:06So then I had to make the decision
03:07To amputate my foot
03:08So that's why I've got
03:09A prosthetic leg
03:10And he just went
03:12Well, I hope it gets better
03:21Yeah
03:24You know, I mean, you must have had people wish...
03:26Wish for you to get better
03:27Yeah, no, I used to only have one leg
03:30But it grew back
03:33You had that recently in the gym, right?
03:34Oh, yes
03:35I was in the gym
03:36I was in the gym last week
03:37And I had my shorts on
03:39And I was on the exercise bike
03:40And his geezer kept looking down
03:41On my leg
03:42And I'm used to people
03:43Like...
03:43I don't mind...
03:44People do a double take
03:45Especially in the gym
03:46I don't mind it
03:47I imagine they're kind of looking
03:48Just going, bloody hell
03:49He's done more than skip leg day
03:50But he was like looking...
03:52He was looking down at my leg
03:53And he kept looking at the lower part of it
03:55And I was thinking
03:55This is really weird
03:56Then I got home
03:57And I got in the shower
03:58Took the leg off
03:59And what I'd forgotten
04:00Is that
04:02The other week
04:02I'd let my eldest decorate the leg
04:04With capybara stickers
04:06They're called an arrow
04:07So I had stickers
04:09All over my leg
04:10Including one that just says love
04:12Aww
04:12Which Josh put on there
04:14Which was lovely actually
04:15But yeah, it's fine
04:16You know what?
04:16When you lifted your leg
04:17Or your trousers up
04:18The only thing I thought was
04:19Ouch
04:22It's fine
04:23It's fine now
04:23My daughter's into capybaras
04:25I'll tell you what
04:26When she was into
04:27Sabrina Carpenter
04:28And put them stickers on
04:28I just look like a pervert
04:29So
04:32I'm going to say a sentence
04:33Now that I've never said before
04:34On this show
04:34And I never thought I would
04:36In other capybara news
04:39A rogue capybara
04:40Escaped from Marwell Zoo
04:42Last week
04:42And has been spotted
04:43Across Hampshire
04:44On the banks of the river Itchen
04:46And at a pub quiz
04:50I don't know who that hairy guy was
04:52But he was great
04:52On South American geography
04:57This surprising video was taken of the rodent
04:59On the banks of a river
05:00Watch the video
05:01But also listen out for the name of the woman's dog
05:08Growler?
05:09Growler?
05:10Oh it's a hot deer
05:11No growler wait
05:16Growler!
05:23What in hell is that?
05:27Oh
05:29Who calls the dog growler?
05:33Is that this year's Fenton?
05:34Yeah
05:35I'm not sure what kind of naming your dog
05:37After slang terms for private parts is a
05:40Anyway this is my sausage dog
05:42Schlong
05:44Minge!
05:45Minge!
05:45Hear Minge!
05:49Toddcher!
05:50Toddcher!
05:51Toddcher!
05:52Baps!
05:56Sorry I've always wanted to shout that on TV
05:59I can't believe I said the word
06:00Again
06:00You um
06:00First time I said the word minge on television
06:04And let's hope the last
06:05You're sorry
06:07Alex actually met a capybara recently
06:09And we're not making this up either
06:10No I didn't
06:10Have a look to you
06:11I met him a bit wanted to do it
06:14He thought to himself
06:15I'll come over and see this little weird thing
06:16With funny little paws
06:17But um
06:18Yeah these are
06:18No but you didn't realise these capybara stickers are like Starbucks
06:21So if you get 10 you get to get one so
06:25We are live on your telly right now
06:27So feel free to ask us any questions about the news
06:29Message us on Instagram
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06:31Whatsapp
06:32The number is 07956175908
06:34Or you can scan the QR code on your screen
06:37Crispin Fisher just messaged in
06:38I mean how's this for topical
06:40Is it okay?
06:40Will Tiger Woods soon be looking for a new driver?
06:45Let's get into the big story now
06:46And um
06:47You know what?
06:48We all wondered what World War 3 was going to look like
06:51Turns out it's a lot more ridiculous than any of us would have predicted
06:54In the last 24 hours
06:56Donald Trump has described the British Navy as toys
06:59Said Iran had been beat to shit
07:02And I'm not making this up
07:04Implied that the new Ayatollah was gay
07:07He sounds like Jay from the Inbetweeners
07:13But the biggest thing generally
07:15If like one of your mates came out with all of that stuff in the pub
07:18You go do you know what mate
07:18Shall we get you home?
07:20Yeah
07:21Were not your witch of Trump statements prompted the CIA director John Ratcliffe
07:25To adopt this relatable pose
07:29Oh
07:29I thought they were just playing hide and seek
07:31He said counting
07:3499, 100
07:36Donald's hiding the one place you wouldn't expect
07:37Melania's bedroom
07:42Do you think Donald Trump
07:44You know when you play hide and seek with a kid
07:45Yeah
07:46With Donald Trump it's the same
07:48You walk in
07:48And you can see him poking out
07:50But you have to pretend you can't see him
07:55Trump also rambled at length about his love of Sharpie pens for some reason
07:58Before then owning himself in this less than humble brag
08:03I'm the only president that ever took a cognitive test
08:06I took it three times
08:09It's actually a very hard test for a lot of people
08:11It wasn't hard for me
08:12But it's a cognitive test
08:14It starts off with an easy question
08:17And by the time you get to the middle gets tougher
08:19By the time you get to the end
08:21Very few people can answer those questions
08:22You get very tough mathematical equations and things
08:26I took it three times
08:27I aced it all three times
08:30In front of numerous doctors that I have no idea who they are
08:36Why is he doing it again?
08:38If he's acing it they're going bloody hell that was good
08:41I've got to see you do it again
08:44I think he passes it
08:45Goes out
08:46Gives another press conference
08:47And they go and they go
08:48Do you know what?
08:49I think this fucking computer will work
08:51If you have to take any test a multiple number of times
08:54That's not a good thing
08:56I don't want to get into a cab with a driver who's gone
08:58You know what?
08:59I've taken the driving test nine times
09:03In going home with someone and they're like
09:05Do you know what?
09:05I've been tested for syphilis four times
09:12I think we're okay
09:13Look there has been a lot of back and forward this week
09:16In fact the whole thing has been very
09:17He said she I said
09:21That's lovely
09:23Trump repeatedly said Iran are
09:25Quote begging for a deal
09:26But they say that's not true
09:28And look let's face it
09:29It's probably not the first time
09:30Trump's assumed someone was begging for it
09:32When they absolutely weren't
09:36This week in Iranian spokes
09:37Yeah
09:38Yeah
09:39Yeah repost that one you orange furball
09:50This week an Iranian spokesman explained the situation in a way that made it sound less like a geopolitical confrontation
09:56and more like a high school spat
09:59Our American counterparts have begun sending messages through others
10:04Other countries that are our friends
10:06If there are messages through others to which we respond with our own position and demands
10:11That is not called conversation nor negotiation or anything
10:14This is simply sending messages through others
10:17It's like the political equivalent of saying
10:19If you've got something to say to me say it to my face
10:23Today the US bombed two nuclear related facilities to which Iran said but we were on a break
10:29The only time you ever like pass messages to someone like through their friends
10:33Is that when you're at school when you fancy someone
10:36Yeah
10:37Speaking of which Adam can you just come over here a second
10:40Do you mind sorry
10:42Can you um
10:44Can you just give this to Josh for my place
10:51Not with a Capybara involved no
11:05Don't worry you can't catch it I've been telling you for 14 years
11:09I've been tested four times
11:18At one point this week Donald Trump said he was working with the Ayatollah
11:21But that's the same guy whose father Trump killed
11:23And who may or may not be in a coma
11:26So he's either angry or sleepy
11:28But I don't know what's going to go if he's in a coma
11:31They're going to be operating him like Weekend at Bernie's
11:35Look it's not a zoom call moving his jaw up and down
11:38It's not surprising Iran were a little bit confused by it all
11:41This week Donald Trump presented them with a 15 point plan
11:43But check out the specifics in this vague clip
11:4815 points
11:50Well they're not going to have a nuclear weapon
11:52That's number one
11:53That's number one two and three
11:54They will never have a nuclear weapon
12:01You can't just repeat the first three points over again
12:04It's not the rules of Fight Club
12:07What are rules four through 15
12:09What did I just say
12:13Everyone thinks that the reason why they're not agreeing to it
12:16Is because it's the nuclear weapons and that's that's the sticking point
12:18But it's not it's because I found out that
12:20The US are asking in those 15 points
12:23They're asking Iran to do things that are impossible for them to do
12:26Like point six is eat a donut without licking your lips
12:29And they're just
12:31Point seven is find a word that rhymes with orange
12:33And they're like look we'll give you the nucleus but
12:37So one two three are no nuclear weapons
12:40Yeah, and then one two three four is I declare a thumb war
12:43Yeah
12:46Five six seven eight is who do you we appreciate
12:50But the math thing is Iran already agreed not to have a nuclear weapon before this war began
12:54In fact the entire plan that was put forward this week seems to be from May 2025
12:59And the giveaway is that it contains references to the hawk tour girl
13:04Yeah
13:05Point seven is you have to watch adolescence
13:09No, I just think that it's
13:14I don't
13:15I forgot what I was going to say
13:16Yeah
13:17Do you know what I was thinking about I was thinking is the hawk tour girl last year?
13:21Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:23Point twelve is you've got to listen to Lily Allen's new album
13:27That's incredible is you aced your cognitive test four times
13:30Yeah, yeah, I did yeah
13:32And I won the fun war
13:37Earlier in the week Donald Trump thanked Iran for giving the US quote a very big present worth a tremendous
13:42amount of money
13:43And everyone was like wondering what this amazing gift was going to be
13:46Turned out it was allowing eight ships through the strait of Hormuz
13:50Eight
13:51Before the war there were a hundred and thirty eight ships a day going through that strait
13:54That's not much of a gift this was love actually Donald Trump just got the Joni Mitchell CD
14:01Thankfully the British ship HMS Dragon finally arrived in Cyprus this week four weeks after the war began more like
14:07dragging your heels
14:08Am I right?
14:10And just when you thought the British Navy couldn't look more embarrassing this week
14:13They had to borrow a ship from Germany to fulfill their obligations in the Atlantic Ocean
14:18How's that working like boring boring a ship of someone to take to war?
14:22Yeah
14:23Like it's Keir Starmer having to go around the ship with a German bloke with a diagram just marking off
14:27where the dents already are
14:31There's a scratch on the starboard side there Keir
14:34The captain gets into the seats really far back
14:38The last thing he heard was make sure you return it with a full tank
14:44So look as the ceasefire is extended and the world speculates as to how Donald Trump is behaving
14:48We think we've found a pattern of bullshit, okay?
14:51Now
14:53There's an acronym being used to describe Donald Trump's way of operating and it's TARCO
14:57Trump always chickens out
15:00But we think something else is going on and I think Donald Trump's hairstyle is the key to all this
15:08Now
15:09Donald Trump likes to charge into things headfirst
15:12But it doesn't always work out
15:14Take Iran for example
15:15This is a map, a vague map of the Strait of Hormuz
15:19Okay?
15:21Can you tell what it is yet?
15:34Um
15:35Now, Donald Trump attacked these guys who then attacked all of these guys
15:39They then blocked all of this up, stopping the oil coming from over here
15:44As you can see, he's made an absolute mess of it
15:47So, what does Donald Trump do?
15:56He just brushes over it with claims of a peace deal that may or may not exist
16:00All he needs is a sympathetic media to create a smokescreen and hold it in place
16:05Oh, that's fucking real
16:09The hair?
16:11I mean, it doesn't look unlike my hair now, does it?
16:13You must be honest
16:14But this isn't the first time Donald Trump has done this
16:17Have a look at Stormy Daniels
16:19Trump's lawyer paid $130,000 in hush money for her to keep quiet about allegations of an affair with Trump
16:27Which he denied
16:31I've got it in my mouth!
16:36How about Trump University, set up in 2004?
16:40It didn't actually confer grades or degrees and was the subject of a number of lawsuits
16:44But, three of those lawsuits Donald Trump settled out of court for $25 million
16:53Then, there was Trump Stakes
16:58That was in my eyes!
17:01Trump Casino Atlantic City
17:07And, Trump Shuttle
17:09An airline that went under, ironically, partly due to a spike in fuel prices during the Gulf War
17:17That was like being in Guantanamo Bay
17:21Donald Trump has spent his entire life running head first into things, making an absolute mess
17:26And then, somehow, managing to cover it all up
17:28Which means TARCO doesn't stand for Trump Always Chickens Out
17:32It actually stands for Trump Always Combs Over
17:47And there you have it! Male, pattern, bullshit!
17:58Alright, let's welcome tonight's guest
17:59Yes, she's a singer who hosts dreaming retreats in the woods
18:01He's a comedian who has a purple belt in Jiu Jitsu
18:04She's a lover and he's a fighter
18:05It's Charlotte Church and Nabeel Abdul Rashid
18:13APPLAUSE
18:33Charlotte, what do you make of the world at the moment?
18:37that can be an answer what do I make of the world I mean I think that we
18:45wouldn't be in this pickle if there were far more women in power all the way
18:48throughout the system
18:56yeah I think really the long of the short of it is male egos
19:06I think no argument here no argument here Nabil what have you made of Iran and Trump and all of
19:13it
19:14well far be it from me to regurgitate crazy right-wing conspiracy theories but
19:29have to close off my chakras now it's all the less fault you see what happened is Donald Trump
19:36follow me now Donald Trump was friends with Elon Musk right and they staged the breakup but it
19:40was fake and Elon Musk was known for selling what electric cars that's right now they fake that
19:47breakup he then starts what it makes oil become expensive Donald Trump has been radicalized
20:06and I mean further proof is this what are they known for they put orange paint
20:09on statues of leaders
20:13stay woke people
20:22now charlotte you were asked to sing at Donald Trump's uh inauguration I was and I know this
20:28because in 2017 you tweeted and I quote your staff have asked me to sing at your inauguration
20:32a simple internet search would show I think you're a tyrant buy
20:47do you ever look back and think not enough poo emojis
20:52yes quite absolutely not enough poo emojis there's not enough poo emojis in the world
20:58this week Donald Trump's egomania reached new heights as a coin was approved with him on one side
21:03to mark America's 250th anniversary this is what the brash new coin reportedly looks like
21:10he looks like he's about to get a prostate exam
21:14he's got yeah I've had three prostate exams and I aced them all
21:26with a whole bunch of people I don't know who they were
21:31what's weird is in America although look there are exceptions but it's generally illegal in America to
21:36have a living president on a coin I mean there's two ways of fixing that right
21:44there are some arguments over how big the coin should be uh not surprisingly Trump wants it to
21:48be as big as possible uh so bring in the coin
22:02now this is the biggest one we can make as you can see this is the front
22:05but every head needs a tail so this is what the back looks like
22:25I'm pretty sure that's called but coin
22:28we'll have more last week for you after the break we'll log out of Facebook and limit our screen time
22:32see you in a little bit
22:48welcome back to last leg we're joined by Charlotte Church and Nabeel Abdul-Rashid
22:53in tech news tonight a woman in in America has successfully sued Meta and YouTube over her
22:58childhood addiction to social media jurors found that both companies intentionally built
23:03addictive social media platforms that harmed the 20-year-old's mental health how do we all feel
23:07about this I'm pleased they've lost I'm delighted they've lost I think it's excellent news
23:18genuinely because you sent me that in a Facebook message
23:22so I think it's I think um obviously there's a lot of positive things about social media
23:27yep um but I think um it's not just that I think companies aren't interested in stopping people
23:34addicted to it it is beneficial for them to make people addicted to it their whole raison d'etre is
23:39to
23:39get people on it for as long as possible so everything they do on there is to get people
23:44addicted to get people to keep going on it yep and so I think it's obvious that they're doing that
23:54so I mean you you run retreats in the woods this must be like perfect news for you yeah I
24:00think it's
24:00really important I mean like the the scientific evidence is really I mean it's not just compelling
24:07it's it's just completely self-evident at this juncture the the cognitive decline the ways in which
24:14the like young people's brains are growing differently because of addiction to social media and technology in
24:20general and look this isn't to say like technology is not the bad thing technology is a tool and
24:26technology can do some amazing things it's about the intention behind the technology and the people
24:31who have got control of the technology are um horrific fascists
24:37and uh and they are genuinely like they are they are invested in in us being um you know captive
24:49yeah you know in in so many ways and our children being captive captive so I I believe like like
24:55we can't
24:56wait for governments and nation states to put in the legislation that that protects us I think we have
25:03to practice guardianship in our own households and families
25:12now obviously now it's been proved to be harmful yeah do you reckon they'll have warnings on it like
25:16cigarettes you just lock onto facebook just see a photo of someone who's being catfished
25:35i have a restaurant policy when it comes to these things right so what is advice for you if you
25:40go
25:41to a nigerian restaurant or a chinese restaurant or a thai restaurant and there's no nigerians no chinese
25:45no thai eating in there don't eat there so it's the same thing with these websites the owner of tiktok
25:50doesn't let his children on tiktok the fuck are you doing on tiktok
25:59uh while we're talking social media the thumbs up emoji was voted this week as britain's least
26:04favorite message icon uh people said it's blunt lazy and rude tell me about it
26:15i don't think you should be allowed to do it in real life either
26:19good question what's everyone's most used most used emoji i'm less of an emoji person i'm a chronic
26:25voice noter oh i know which which is my mighty isn't it some people are like love i think voice
26:31noting is a is a superior form of communication as to the humble text um well you're just cool
26:40this is true you raise a very good point but also my husband's like on at me uh often that
26:46um
26:47my elongated um bath you know sort of bambling voice notes are a little self-indulgent so
26:54how long is your longest voice note i got one of eight minutes the other day oh yeah i'm not
26:59that bad
27:00i mean i think i genuinely like generally keep it around three minutes longest oh okay i think that's
27:05all right yeah that's all right my favorite emoji is uh that that that guy you know the rig around
27:12the big
27:12wide mouth guy you know you know the one he's got a big wide mouth and he looks shocked oh
27:25yeah okay
27:26yeah do you know what i mean yeah that guy i'll tell you what if we i know like we've
27:31been going down on social media and technology but if someone can please make that into a sticker
27:38you know what i mean like when there's an awkward situation
27:41that guy oh the teeth one that guy yeah what did you show your teeth in
27:50uh meanwhile argos has ignited a debate this week after releasing a wooden influencer kit aimed
27:56at toddlers uh we've got one here it's for ages three and above i'm going to set it up for
28:01you
28:01there's a little tripod uh it comes with a ring light uh it comes with a phone uh and a
28:09camera
28:09and uh i guess that's like a little mini uh tablet of some sort oh and a microphone and a
28:14little
28:14microphone what do we think i think the audience seemed horrified i mean where like i don't i don't
28:22like that but like where does it where does it stop like my first only fans kit i mean
28:34the kid also comes with this adorable private plane uh to get you out of dubai
28:43and look we've decided to jump on board and make our own children's toy uh for kids who want to
28:47grow
28:47up to be on the last leg yeah so we've we've made so we've got we've got our very own
28:51me and josh
28:51made our very own uh josh and alex kits so here we go so i'm uh demonstrate this is this
28:56is to be
28:57your own very josh and josh widdicombe we've got the hair we've got the glasses
29:04but the podcast mike
29:09and we've got oh why have you put a nail clippers in it just for well because i've got so
29:13many nails on
29:13my feet oh all right and yeah yeah cool too and yeah and you know you you've got josh's model
29:18in the
29:19the alex this is the alex one so i've got the hair yeah and then i've got the uh the
29:22mittens
29:23here you go you've got a little alex brooker hands
29:27i'll tell you what you wear them at disney you get to the front of the queue
29:32and then look look at this your very own slide on prosthetic leg
29:45yeah i um i'm gonna be honest i think i took it in a slightly different direction uh i've got
29:50my
29:50first my first bone saw
29:55and then i've got some strawberry flavored anesthetic
29:58and a shitload of bandages all in a little kit called uh the last leg amputation kit so
30:10kids at home send in your videos let us know how you got on
30:14uh and look let's do a bit of royal news now the sun this week said that the duchess of
30:18york
30:18sarah ferguson once met with an american production company to discuss taking part in a tv reality show
30:23in which she would create clones of queen elizabeth's corgis
30:28oh i was worried that if she'd have taken it on it would have gone well then the idea would
30:33have
30:33been to clone andrew and then the clone would go to prison oh that's clever do the jail time for
30:40what if that went wrong and she mistakenly cloned a hundred andrews that's the worst scenario god yeah
30:46what would you rather fight like an andrew made up of a hunt like a massive 100 andrew sized andrew
30:51or
30:51100 little andrews are we stoned i think so this did give josh and alex an idea for a game
31:00though oh
31:00yes it did now cloning corgis we were discussing this earlier this week and we we said then the
31:06point is there's no point cloning a corgi because you can't tell them apart all corgis look the same
31:11yeah and i'm telling you now if i had a pound for every time someone has said to me i
31:14can tell any
31:15corgis apart easily i'd have about two pound 36 by now so we are going to put this to a
31:20test in a game
31:21we are calling
31:36yes welcome to our brand new game show i can't believe my core guys
31:45so this is getting the queen herself used to regularly play in a drawing room right in a moment
31:50my dear friend alex brooker over there yeah and i are going to unveil nine pictures of corgis okay
31:57but eight of them are the same corgi
32:01and one is a different corgi how do you find the different corgi basically all you have to do is
32:08use
32:08the power of your own core guys and tell us which is your one out but before we start i
32:13want to let
32:13you know this isn't just a silly game because we have a very important special prize on offer for you
32:21this prize is worth winning if you don't live in a flat or have allergies right
32:25let's uncover the corgi okay so there's corg a okay corg b oh there don't here's corg c oh this
32:37is
32:37oh d little guys corg e yeah get it oh yeah corg f corg g i can hear charlotte's already
32:48playing along
32:48oh i'm sorry corg h okay oh and cool guy oh there you go okay what do you think of
32:57the audience
32:59no not the word
33:02which corgi are you going for what are you going for
33:08so what do you think guys i think we think well i'm thinking that c's the real one um simply
33:14because
33:14they're all they're all real corgi they're all real cool none of them are ai this isn't corg ai
33:20oh yes yes we're done
33:29so corg c is the is the not the real one the uncloned the uncloned one do you agree with
33:35that nabil
33:37i'm not sure about like there's something about corgi that makes me it looks like it has some kind
33:41of substance habit but that's like yeah you had some of that airspray weird okay so which you're
33:47going to lock in your answer c charlotte i'm going to go for c nabil
33:54what's that sound i'm trying to see what i can recognize
34:02that's all thinking this game oh yeah we probably need an answer yeah uh i think that uh corgi
34:09corgi so you think corgi and charlotte you said corg c yeah c oh well i can tell you it
34:18was a good
34:18child but it's not right your eyes have deceived you you failed to spot the old corgi out and i
34:23can't
34:23believe you got it wrong it's called d oh sorry you could have you could have won you could have
34:30won the
34:30special prize well let's see what you could have won let's bring it out oh gosh
34:48is it trained to to bark on on certain words certain words yeah he's um he's a little bit against
34:54a
34:55certain uh american president does it work if i say donald trump trump
35:07all right we'll have more last week for you after the break as we meet england's
35:11deaf women's futsal team and celebrate their massive victory we'll see you in a little bit
35:27um welcome back to last leg we're john bachel at church and nabeel abdul rashid uh in disability
35:31news now a woman by the name of becky coleman is hoping to become the first wheelchair user to
35:36row the oxford and cambridge boat race course in april uh she's here with us tonight so would you
35:40please welcome becky coleman now becky let's first say you're wearing a mask because you
35:55really don't want to catch anything before the race is that right yeah i'm gonna stay good for
35:59next week so uh yeah awesome work so when did you start rowing so i started rowing just under a
36:05year
36:05ago a couple of days before the oxford and cambridge boat race actually last april right and what
36:11changes have to be made to the boat yeah so i row with a fixed seat so i just row
36:15with my arms
36:16and i also have stabilizers on the boat as well to add a bit of extra stability and you're the
36:21first
36:21person to do this so what's the what's the plan for the future uh possibly maybe do the head of
36:26the
36:26charles in america at some point um so i know we've had a bit of a dig at the us
36:31this evening but maybe
36:32still welcome um yeah possibly that and maybe write a book at some point as well kind of my
36:38experience of sepsis um that i had a few years ago so yeah and so and like looking into your
36:42biog you
36:43were also an elite triathlete and a top 40 wheelchair tennis player so can you stop making the rest of
36:48us
36:48look bad yeah we we do have a little we do have a little gift for you we've got a
37:00little hands in
37:01a boat uh hands was our little paralympic mascot there you go no worries good luck give us a wave
37:13we'll take hands with you glenn said is it okay that the women's england's deaf footballers are
37:25champions oh yes it is uh yes england won the european deaf football championship after their uh
37:31two two nil win against poland in the final over the weekend uh here are some of the highlights
37:37this is the first goal from lucinda lawson great finish great finish here are the scenes at the final
37:44whistle and here's the trophy left we are very excited to have them in the studio and they're
37:59just as excited to be here so put your hands in the air like you really care for the european
38:03champions the england deaf women's football team
38:31so congratulations to you all zara
38:35the captain where's zara zara um what changes are made to to the rules of your game yeah so it's
38:41it's an indoor five-a-side football style um obviously that's the format uh without the walls
38:46we play on a hard surface with a heavier ball and so it's a little bit different than football because
38:52we play indoors um but in terms of the deaf futsal game uh we obviously play without our hearing
38:57devices so everyone's on a level playing field and the referees are supposed to use flags instead of
39:02whistles um it doesn't always work out that way especially when you see a referee blowing a
39:06whistle and everyone's still running
39:11so kate what are the challenges of playing uh deaf futsal well we can't hear
39:16that's the first that's the start um i think that there's lots of different things that sort of play
39:28a part um so you you've constantly got to be aware of every single little thing around you all the
39:35time
39:35because as zara said sometimes you you keep running someone else has stopped and you end up clattering
39:40into each other sometimes um so on on the court that's one thing and then off the court uh we've
39:47actually got we've all got full-time jobs um and then you've got ellie with a full-time job and
39:54she's
39:54also a mum and forest came out to support us as well so there's lots of different challenges
39:59and maizey uh how do you communicate with each other yeah so when we get each other's attention we use
40:04bsl so every country will have their own sort of sign language um but to be honest the hardest part
40:09is
40:09actually getting the person's attention in the first place um i think some people can pick up a
40:14bit of sounds you can yell at them and they will hear you most of us it's frantic waving of
40:18hands
40:18trying to get people's attention or if you're any better would you like to jump up and down and
40:22stomp your feet and still not get the person's attention yeah uh and sophie you're 16 17 17
40:29pardon me uh so were you calling home regularly i'd be fair i'd probably call my friends more than i
40:40actually call my own mum which i'm sorry mum but um important there wow um and look we want to
40:50end the
40:50show by singing football's coming home or futsal's coming home but we also want to sign it while we do
40:55it so lucinda can you show us how to sign it's coming home futsal's coming home
41:05it's coming home does it have to be the right hand so let's let's try it's coming home
41:12it's coming home it's coming futsal's coming home it's a very small house i've got here
41:22all right it's a bungalow
41:28we're going to try and learn that over the break and put those skills to use uh at the use
41:32at the end
41:33of the show we'll hold a sing-along and a sign-along for the england deaf women's futsal team
41:38it's coming home it's coming home it's coming futsal's coming home i think we've got it we'll see in a
41:46a little bit
42:00welcome back to last leg we're john michael at church and nabil abdul rashid uh we're going to recap some
42:06news you might have missed this week um sharks swimming in the bahamas have been found to have
42:10traces of cocaine in their blood yeah because sharks aren't cocky enough although i reckon it
42:18would be easier to get away from a shark if before they bit you they had to tell you about
42:22crypto
42:24i imagine them so off their nut they're in the water they're doing the jaws music themselves going
42:32we're gonna need a bigger mirror why why's my thing gone smaller i think that'd be called the
42:38grinding jaws music uh along with the great white powder sharks were also found to have had caffeine
42:43in their system i know i don't know if you've ever seen an over caffeinated shark who's also taking
42:48cocaine uh it's pretty much the same vibe as an estate agent's christmas party uh meanwhile a
42:55former torrey mp named crispin blunt was revealed this week to have been in possession of crystal
42:59meth uh police also found cannabis presumably for a joint or as it's now known on the street a crispin
43:04blunt
43:06uh he how's it he represented himself in court which is never a good sign
43:10and said that he hosted drug-fueled chem sex parties at his house in order to help inform government
43:17policy no he didn't what are my days a man of the people
43:28that's crazy
43:31do you know what i was up to 3 a.m last night working on policy i think you might
43:36enjoy prison
43:37by the way crispin working on prison policy crispin blunt uh lost the party whip in 2023
43:43and the party handcuffs a year later animal story tonight a squirrel was caught on film in london
43:50this week handling a vape in brixton here is here is the startling footage
44:03uh there it is squirrel with a vape oh i know somewhere in the caribbean there's a shark on
44:09cocaine going yeah soft cock and finally ipswich town football club were forced to release a
44:16statement this week after a reform leader nigel farage
44:41the club pointed out it wasn't an official visit and that they do not support any political
44:47viewpoint uh yes how embarrassed the ipswich town fan the ipswich fans are so embarrassed like even
44:55more so than arsenal fans and bin laden supported us
45:01if switches rivals norwich hit back with this cheeky post saying book a stadium tour of carrow road
45:06terms and conditions will most definitely apply uh all right we're about to end the show by celebrating
45:11the england women's deaf futsal team winning the european championships but before we do would you
45:15please thank our guests charlotte church
45:20and nabeel abdul rushie
45:25and my co-host josh winnicum and alex brooker
45:30we'll be back next week with comedian josh pew tv legend lorraine kelly and online sensation steve
45:35bracknell but right now it's time to celebrate the england women's and i'm yeah do you know what i'm
45:40going to put these on as well the england women's deaf futsal team who last weekend won the european
45:50championship
45:51hit the music
45:54It's coming home, it's coming home
45:59It's coming, console's coming home
46:02It's coming, console's coming home
46:11Everyone seems to know the score
46:16We've heard it all before
46:20But not them, they were sure
46:24That England would just blow them away
46:28With a brilliant display, show them all how to play
46:32Cos they remembered three lines on a shirt
46:38Everybody cheering
46:41It takes twice the work
46:45To win without your hearing
47:00It's coming home, it's coming home
47:04It's coming, console's coming home
47:08It's coming home, it's coming home
47:12It's coming, console's coming home
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