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FULL MOVIES ENGLISH SUB (2026) - FULL | Reelshort
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FULL MOVIES ENGLISH SUB (2026) - FULL | Reelshort
#drama #cdrama #romantic #love #movie #shortdrama #showhots #2026
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00:00Before we start, I have something special for us.
00:03Wearable blankets!
00:05What now?
00:05Yeah, yeah.
00:06OK, here we go, here we go.
00:08This arm in here.
00:10And then you have a nice little pocket in here.
00:12What am I going to do with the pocket?
00:13You can put treats in it.
00:14Oh, OK, OK.
00:16Yeah.
00:16All right.
00:17You got some candy or something?
00:19I mean, I have sugar-free candy.
00:21Oh, no way.
00:21OK.
00:25They are the one who's paying rent right now.
00:27They are an important part of our business.
00:28But I can't live there.
00:29I can't!
00:31I can't!
00:32I can't do it.
00:34Is she like having a breakdown?
00:36I can't!
00:37I can't!
00:38I thought an alien was going to come out.
00:40I can't!
00:43There's nothing here.
00:45There's not even a pharmacy.
00:47Today was really bad because I went into town,
00:50and they did not have baguettes.
00:51Only they had chocolate and salam.
00:54Just go home.
00:55Put some Barney on, whatever the kids are watching now.
00:58Barney?
00:58Barney's old now.
00:59Is Barney old now?
01:00He's probably somewhere dead.
01:02I have, like, a hidden file on my phone.
01:04Bunch of nudes, a bunch of videos of me hooking up
01:06with other girls, you know?
01:07And this was all before we committed to each other.
01:10I wouldn't even have one in the first place.
01:12What?
01:13You had a hidden file?
01:14Did I?
01:15Oh, wait.
01:16I need to check your crap.
01:17Please do not make homemade porn and then save it on a secret folder in your phone.
01:21Yeah.
01:22I keep that on a hard drive.
01:30It's so happy to see you ever, ever.
01:32I haven't seen you since Mexico.
01:34I know.
01:34Too long, honestly.
01:35In honor of Mexico, I got you a gift.
01:37You got me a gift?
01:38A little tequila.
01:39Give me that.
01:40Get you.
01:40Are we drinking it today?
01:41We can definitely drink some.
01:42Wait, I want to introduce you to somebody.
01:46My baby.
01:47He looks just like my old puppy from back in the day.
01:49I used to have a long-haired, all-white chihuahua, too.
01:51What's up, buddy?
01:51No way.
01:52See, this is how you know.
01:53I got that animal magnetism.
01:55All right.
01:55So you are on dad duty the rest of the day.
01:57Okay, buddy.
01:58You just hang out with me.
02:00I was talking to Chloe.
02:02About what?
02:03Oh, my God.
02:03She wanted help studying for a political science exam she has coming up.
02:07I was like, dude, I do not remember any of this stuff.
02:10I went to college 20 years ago.
02:11No, I told her at the beginning of school, like, hey, any educational questions, call your
02:16mom because you're smart and you went to college.
02:18Okay.
02:18You know who's smart?
02:19Or the A.I. bot that I kept asking the questions to because I didn't know any of this stuff.
02:24Oh, my God.
02:24I've been thinking a lot about my New Year's resolutions.
02:27Okay.
02:27My big one this year is to compete in a bodybuilding show again.
02:32Wow.
02:33What about you?
02:34Well, my New Year's resolution was not to eat so many sweets.
02:39Oh, really?
02:40Yes.
02:40That's good, Mom.
02:41How are we doing with that?
02:44Fair.
02:44You know what I tell my clients?
02:46As long as we give ourselves 10% more today than we gave ourselves yesterday, we're doing
02:51a good job.
02:52And sometimes it's just 2%.
02:53Yeah.
02:54And that's okay, too.
02:55And that's okay, too.
02:56That's right.
02:56And that's okay, too.
02:57That's okay.
02:57Mm-hmm.
02:58All right, guys.
02:59Are you ready to watch the show?
03:00I think we are.
03:01Are you ready?
03:03We're all ready.
03:04We're here.
03:04We're united as a family.
03:05We're ready to watch the best show on TV.
03:07I've been loving this season.
03:08We always say 90 day brings people together.
03:10And pets.
03:11Right?
03:12Well, you guys, if you want to stay up here, you've got to watch because it's very important
03:15because we've got to find out about Chloe and Johnny, Jenny and Samir.
03:19Yes.
03:19Okay, we need to find out what's going on.
03:20Let's get to it.
03:21Let's go.
03:23The rest don't go.
03:25Approach to our demoral.
03:28Ooh.
03:30Chocolate patisserie.
03:30Oh, man.
03:32Right up my alley.
03:33We must be en France.
03:34The song is so sexy.
03:36That French vibe.
03:38Chocolat.
03:39Mon amour.
03:40Chocolat.
03:43Ah, Manon and Anthony, what's going on?
03:46Well, they just moved in, so we'll see how they're doing in their new house.
03:49Remember, this is the asshole of France.
03:51This doesn't look like an asshole.
03:53It's prettier than one.
03:54It looks like maybe the taint, but not the asshole.
03:57It's the in-between.
04:00I'm super excited to be with Ben because I really want to prove to myself that, yes, I can do
04:05it.
04:06And also to prove to Anthony that, hey, look, I can be a stay-at-home mom and make it
04:09happen.
04:10We'll see.
04:10It shouldn't be about proving it.
04:12It should be because you want it.
04:12Because you want to.
04:13You feel good about it.
04:14Look at that nice sliding door.
04:16I love that.
04:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:17You can open it all the way.
04:18Reminds me of that cabin we stayed at that one time.
04:20Did you know bilingual babies naturally have higher IQs?
04:25No, I did not know that.
04:26And he's going to be a bilingual baby for sure.
04:29Oh, yeah.
04:29Mm-hmm.
04:31Whoop!
04:33How are you again?
04:36Damn, bro.
04:37Chill out.
04:37That was a big bump.
04:38She's knocking the baby down.
04:39The baby's like, bring that back.
04:41She did go out backwards the way she was supposed to.
04:44As the baby was bumping her head.
04:45I know.
04:46I know.
04:47She may need a little assistance with this.
04:49He's fine.
04:51Oh, that's a little kitty kitty.
04:53Oh, that's a fat kitty kitty.
04:54Hello, you.
04:55Let's not body shame cats now.
04:58Oh, my God.
04:59Because you don't body shame poor Missy?
05:01Well, that's different.
05:02That's a hell thing.
05:04She's the last one standing, Veronica.
05:06Like, we got to keep her alive.
05:08It's very tiny.
05:09Yeah.
05:13It's not LA.
05:14That's for sure.
05:15It's not LA, girl.
05:17That does not look like LA.
05:18We haven't seen another person on the street.
05:20No.
05:21Oh, it's so quiet there.
05:23I love it.
05:24Yeah.
05:24I want to go to the butthole of France.
05:26It looks beautiful.
05:26Right.
05:27Oh, my God, Veronica.
05:28You would do so well in a little old community like this.
05:30I would love it, yeah.
05:30Yeah, you would know everybody.
05:33I wouldn't need to leave.
05:34I'd grow a little veggie garden in the back.
05:36I'd get a deep freezer.
05:37I'd buy meats in bulk.
05:40You're describing a personal hell for me.
05:43That's all there is here?
05:45Okay.
05:50I guess they have some chocolate and some, like, cookies and stuff?
05:54Cool.
05:55There you go.
05:56That's all you need.
05:57I'd be good with that.
05:58That's the only store in town?
06:00Bro, I highly doubt there's got to be a grocery store.
06:02There's got to be a grocery store.
06:03Don't just live off patisserie and chocolaterie.
06:05Can you imagine the pastries?
06:07We need to go to France one day.
06:09I'll put it on my bucket list.
06:11We'll put it on our vision boards.
06:13Yep.
06:14France, here we come.
06:16Finally, I found, like, a store, the only store, actually.
06:21Bonjour!
06:22She's making a killing if that's the only food in town.
06:26This would be so dangerous for me, but again, what a dream.
06:30Fresh chocolates.
06:31To go into a broom closet and buy candy?
06:32Yes.
06:33I would go every day.
06:35We'll take a small poule, I think.
06:38That?
06:39That, with the three.
06:40Maybe chocolate, white, white, white, red.
06:41We'll make a combination.
06:43That's 30 euros all around, please.
06:45Super.
06:45I'll give you the card.
06:47$30 for a chocolate rooster.
06:49Stay away.
06:50Stay away.
06:51I don't need to see this because I'm going to want some.
06:53My new customers just stay away from sweets.
06:56No sweets.
06:57You're the only store in the village?
06:59The only store?
07:00There's a store.
07:02Ah, a store.
07:03Yeah.
07:04Okay, super.
07:04But there's no grocery store?
07:06No.
07:07Ah, there's no grocery store?
07:08No.
07:08Okay.
07:09There's no pharmacy?
07:10No.
07:11Okay.
07:12We have to go to St. Ambroise.
07:13It's two kilometers.
07:14I've lived in the city for so long.
07:16I'm so used to being like, a store is a stone's throw away.
07:20The park is right there.
07:21I'm so used to that.
07:22I don't know if I could switch it up.
07:25How far is two kilometers?
07:271.2 miles.
07:28So, yeah, you or I could walk it, but...
07:30That's...
07:31Yeah.
07:31I mean, just walking the loop in my neighborhood is 1.6 miles.
07:35And that takes about 30 minutes at a comfortable pace.
07:38No.
07:39Not high stepping it.
07:40I'm not going to say I'd be ecstatic that every time I needed to go to the pharmacy or a
07:44restaurant
07:45or anything.
07:46I had to walk 1.2 miles.
07:48Like, no.
07:49And as I leave, I'm like, did she said what she just said?
07:56Where am I?
07:57She really needs to stop pushing that kid off them steps like that.
08:00She does got to figure out a better way.
08:02You just got to hold it and lower it.
08:04I don't...
08:05I'm nowhere near having a kid and I know how you do it.
08:10Oh, my Lord.
08:18Oh, she's about to stress out.
08:20She's about to stress out.
08:21Oh, no.
08:21Bro, my heart would be going up and up and up, walking up that...
08:24No.
08:25She's got to walk home.
08:27I'd be crying.
08:28Is she panting because the hill's too high?
08:30I was just thinking that.
08:32Or...
08:32Because let me tell you, some of those hills in Europe are steep.
08:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:39There's nothing here, Ben.
08:42Except chocolate.
08:45It's kind of funny.
08:47She's like, son, we're having chocolate for dinner.
08:49Basically.
08:50He's living a dream.
08:54I'm not made for this.
08:57Yeah, that panic's about to start.
08:59Bring it down, Minone.
09:01Bring it down, Minone.
09:02Take a break if you need to.
09:04It's true.
09:05It's going to be okay.
09:06I feel bad because in her head, she's drowning.
09:09But she doesn't realize she's drowning in a tiny little glass of water.
09:13Oh, my God.
09:13In like...
09:14She's like, there's no bakery.
09:22Oh, this has to be Submit and Jenny.
09:24Yes.
09:24Yes.
09:26They do not look happy.
09:27They never do.
09:28Sometimes Submit looks happy.
09:30Mm.
09:30Mm.
09:31My mom is not feeling well.
09:35So I'm going to make kitchen.
09:37So you know how to make kitchen, right?
09:39She's going to say no.
09:40I thought he said, you know how to clean the kitchen.
09:43I thought he said.
09:43She's like, nope.
09:44Nope.
09:45Only spaghetti.
09:45No idea.
09:47Only spaghetti, and that's questionable too.
09:49That's all I do in the kitchen.
09:51Lentils and rice.
09:54Yeah.
09:54Mixed together, right?
09:55Right.
09:56After all the drama that happened yesterday, you can feel the tension in the house.
10:02Ugh.
10:03She's rinsing beans.
10:04Yeah.
10:04I don't know.
10:05Her hand and food is like a prison meal.
10:09I've never heard of anybody sticking their hand in soup.
10:12It must be hot.
10:13I mean, cold.
10:13If you're sick, you don't want cold soup.
10:16And you need a grilled cheese.
10:18I want to do something nice for Sadna.
10:20She's not feeling well.
10:22I also want to use this opportunity to have some time alone with Smith's parents.
10:27So she has to go kiss the mom's ass on top of everything?
10:29Mm-hmm.
10:30When I'm sick, you don't bring me soup.
10:33You never ask for soup.
10:34I'll ask for it.
10:35You work through your sickness.
10:37When I'm sick, I like to sit down and recover.
10:39Oh, is that why you don't bring me soup?
10:42I can work and still have soup.
10:43Man, that's true.
10:45I'll bring you more soup.
10:46Okay.
10:47Mom yelling at everybody just made it more clear that I want to get the hell out.
10:54But it's a little scary to go in there and tell them that.
10:57Oh, .
10:58Is she going to tell them that she wants to leave now?
11:00Has she talked to Smith about it?
11:02Time and place, mother .
11:03She is going boss here, and she's going above Smith's head.
11:07She seems to do that often.
11:09She doesn't seem to take Smith's advice.
11:11She's not like you.
11:13Is that an old people thing?
11:14Is that an old people thing?
11:14We're old, and we know what we're doing.
11:17Go, Jenny.
11:18Okay, now.
11:19I'm here to tell you a few things.
11:22You need to relax.
11:24Don't let so much things bother you when it comes to, like, me and Sri and everything.
11:30Uh-oh.
11:31We're starting off hot.
11:33Why?
11:33Why?
11:34I'm here to tell you a few things while you eat your kitchery, okay?
11:37I think Jenny is picking the wrong time.
11:40Maybe she thinks it's strategically a good opportunity.
11:43That's what I was thinking.
11:44To bring issues up, but I don't think the family dynamic in this house works like that.
11:49Yeah, but, like, she gets her when she's healthy again.
11:51That lady's going to throw plates at her ass .
11:53Now she's like, you're indisposed, so I'm going to give you the bad news now and run the
11:58away.
11:59Sadna, you know you're not going to change.
12:01I'm also not going to change.
12:05So, Schmidt and I are going to move back to our apartment where we were happy.
12:10Uh-oh.
12:10What is she going to think?
12:11So, you have no say, Sadna.
12:13We're going to leave because we were happy.
12:16We're not happy here.
12:17You think she's going to tell her so we can drink whenever we want?
12:19I don't know.
12:24I'm just saying, I can't put up with all of this.
12:27Look, the real problem is I missed my 5 p.m. martinis.
12:30Seriously.
12:31What are you doing?
12:31I mean, I understand what she's doing.
12:33Because it's like living with a controlling husband or something, you know, that you can't
12:37do a damn thing.
12:38True.
12:38There's just no way.
12:39I would live wherever I could.
12:42What are you doing?
12:43You're attacking her.
12:47This is what Jenny wants to do to submit's mom.
12:50Jenny, leave Sadna alone.
12:59She said, bitch, you're not going nowhere.
13:01You're going to live with us.
13:02See?
13:03Oh, how's this going to go down?
13:05They're going to tie her to a chair or something?
13:08I'm too old for this.
13:09I can't be told what I can't do.
13:12You are not going to live.
13:14You have to live with us.
13:15Jenny?
13:16It's an order.
13:18Yeah!
13:18And that's it.
13:19That's an order.
13:20It's an order.
13:21That's it.
13:21We're ordering people now?
13:23Wow.
13:24Like grown women too.
13:26Jenny's a whole grandma.
13:29No.
13:29We have to go.
13:32You will stay here.
13:34For the third time, Jenny's going to continually piss the mom off by not doing what the mom
13:39wants.
13:40So even if the mom can get them to stay, eventually mom's just going to be like, get the out.
13:44They're going to be living in the family cafe.
13:46Yeah, for real.
13:47They're going to be living in the family cafe.
13:50I mean, I understand it's wrong.
13:51I get it.
13:52It's like a potential, certacious, whatever thing.
13:55I don't know that naked pictures are categorized as flirtatious.
14:00That's kind of like the next step.
14:02To me, flirting's like, hey, uh, you have a mirror in your pocket?
14:06I can see myself in your pants.
14:09So on the way here, I saw this game online.
14:12It's called the Sweater Balloon Challenge.
14:14Okay.
14:15So you got the balloon.
14:15I got my balloon.
14:16These balloons have to stay up in the air while we put a sweater on.
14:20Whoever can put the sweater on first wins.
14:22Let's go.
14:23You ready?
14:23Right now.
14:24Let's go.
14:24I'm going to beat your ass.
14:25Are you ready?
14:26I'm nervous.
14:26All right, you ready?
14:27Set, go.
14:28Go.
14:30Oh .
14:32Oh .
14:34That's not fair.
14:34I got it.
14:35I got it.
14:37Hold on.
14:37Hold on.
14:38That is some cheating .
14:40I'm doing the same thing again.
14:42I got it.
14:43I won.
14:44I won.
14:44I won.
14:47I feel like you cheated.
14:49I won.
14:50How did you cheat?
14:51What did you do?
14:51Did you let it touch the ground?
14:53Ah!
14:58Where is this?
14:59Is this Aruba?
15:01I'm going to guess so.
15:02That's a big pelican.
15:04It had a big beak.
15:05It was a pelican.
15:06Yeah.
15:07Chloe and Johnny.
15:10There's no way that she's actually dumping him.
15:13So you know, last time we saw Chloe, she found all that junk on Johnny's phone and moved out.
15:20I don't blame her.
15:21Right now, I'm here packing Chloe's stuff.
15:26Um, you know.
15:29I'm in this situation because I did something really stupid and just being a guy.
15:35What?
15:35Being a guy?
15:36That's the excuse?
15:37Right.
15:38A lot of men use that.
15:39They're coding our DNA, you know.
15:41Yeah, well, un-code it real quick.
15:43Yeah.
15:44Thanks.
15:44Like, say you're a pirate.
15:45Don't say I'm just a guy.
15:47Say I'm a pirate.
15:48Hashtag pirate life.
15:49You know what I'm saying?
15:50Like...
15:50I got seven bitches.
15:52I'm heading to Jonathan's house to get all my stuff.
15:57And, I mean, we are absolutely done.
16:00She seems serious.
16:02She seems serious.
16:02Mom's going to be happy to get this news.
16:04I hope she sticks with that because this is the same girl that was spying on him in the bush.
16:10Right.
16:10You know what I mean?
16:11Looking real desperate.
16:12Right.
16:13What do you think the odds are that she does not break up with him right now?
16:16She won't.
16:17I don't think she's going to.
16:18I don't think she would be there if she had that in her.
16:20I say that because I've been there before and I've always folded.
16:22Being as nonchalant as he is is game.
16:25Yeah.
16:25And he knows exactly how to get her to fold.
16:28That's so lame.
16:31Like, when I see Chloe, I'm asking for forgiveness.
16:33I'm not asking to be justified or anything like that.
16:36But I didn't hook up with, ever since me and Chloe committed, I didn't hook up with anybody.
16:40Well, it's hard to believe when you do stuff like you did.
16:44I didn't hook up with no one.
16:45I just saw a few .
16:46What's wrong with that?
16:47Damn it.
16:48This is too close to my story.
16:49But this is way worse, man.
16:50Maybe a or two.
16:51I never did none of this.
16:52Damn it.
16:53I'm a pirate.
16:54I need to see some booty.
16:56I have, like, a hidden file on my phone.
16:58Bunch of nudes.
16:59A bunch of videos of me hooking up with other girls, you know?
17:01And this was all before we committed to each other.
17:04He got a secret file on his phone.
17:08With nudes and him hooking up with other girls.
17:11So he essentially has porn and he's the star of it.
17:15Yes.
17:16And says it with a straight face.
17:18But why does he have that?
17:19Wouldn't you delete that?
17:20Yeah, but I wouldn't even have one in the first place.
17:23Well, as a dude, why wouldn't he?
17:25Well, I'm a dude and I wouldn't do it.
17:27Once you're committed, I...
17:29You had a hidden file?
17:30Did I?
17:31Oh, wait. I need to check your crap.
17:33I have a hidden file on my phone, too.
17:35I don't have things of me doing anything wrong.
17:38Please do not make homemade porn and then save it on a secret folder in your phone.
17:42Yeah.
17:43I keep that on a hard drive.
17:45You know what?
17:46I will delete it, you know?
17:47We can get to a point like, hey, we can delete it.
17:49No problem.
17:50But if she's going to react like this for some nudes, I mean, I understand it's wrong.
17:55I get it.
17:56It's like a potential, flirtatious, whatever thing.
17:59I would shut up, Johnny.
18:01I know.
18:01He is not making himself look any better.
18:04He's still trying to say it wasn't that bad.
18:07I don't know that naked pictures are categorized as flirtatious.
18:11That's kind of like the next step.
18:13To me, flirting is like, hey, you have a mirror in your pocket?
18:17And I can see myself in your pants.
18:19That's flirting.
18:20That is not flirting.
18:20That is so dirty.
18:21That's also really inappropriate.
18:23What?
18:24Wanting to be in someone else's pants.
18:26It's a joke.
18:27It's not a joke.
18:27It is.
18:28It's not funny.
18:29Could you just wait here a minute, please?
18:35Oh, that taxi driver's going to have to wait there longer for a minute.
18:38He should be worried.
18:39If his meter's running, he's okay, I guess.
18:42Just go in there, grab your bags, and walk out.
18:45Yeah, and then just be like, you're .
18:46If he manages to get her to sit down and talk.
18:48It's over.
18:49She's staying.
18:50Just get it over with.
18:51I don't.
18:52I don't want to do this.
18:53I can't help.
18:55What do you want to do?
19:01Oh, my God.
19:02She's crying.
19:03It's been 15 seconds.
19:04That might be a record.
19:06I think she's going to cave in for a little while,
19:08and then they're finally going to be over.
19:10He knows how to woo a woman.
19:11He knows how to woo a woman.
19:12I'll bet you that man has no problem getting away.
19:13Oh, no.
19:14From all those tattoos.
19:15I don't even look.
19:16I don't even feel sorry for his damn eyes.
19:18Maybe he made a mistake.
19:20Maybe he made a mistake.
19:2118,000 mistakes later.
19:23I know.
19:28Oh, back to Manon.
19:30Breaking down in the streets.
19:32Another breakdown.
19:33All the neighbors, like,
19:34there's that nut that moved in.
19:40There's nothing here.
19:41There's not even a pharmacy.
19:43Girl, there was never going to be anything there.
19:45You knew that.
19:46You found a chocolate shop and a hairdresser.
19:48Manon, over here, the sidewalk happened to break down.
19:51Girl, we're with you in spirit.
19:52So for a whole month, I'm stuck here.
19:54There's nothing around.
19:55And I don't have a car.
19:57It's just great.
19:59For a whole month, it's 30 days.
20:02And he has a car.
20:03You just got to wait for him to come home.
20:04And then you can take the car.
20:06She's just mad she can't sit on the side of the pool doing photo shoots.
20:10Take the positive.
20:11You know, I'm sure you'll love it.
20:13And it's like a dream for so many.
20:15It's a dream for a lot, but it's not her dream.
20:17Because she wants action.
20:18But count your blessings.
20:20She needs a transportation device that she can jump on.
20:23An electric scooter.
20:24Yeah, with a little sidecar.
20:25An e-bike.
20:26And that way she can go to town, you know, and get her fix.
20:31Her pharmacy fix.
20:32On bakeries and pharmacies.
20:34Yeah.
20:38I'm having a panic attack.
20:42Sorry, Ben.
20:43I'm okay.
20:43Mommy's fine.
20:44Let's go.
20:45Look at Ben.
20:46He chillin' hard.
20:47Ben chillin'.
20:48I know.
20:49Lookin' like his papa.
20:50I know.
20:50Ben like, yo, you brought me here.
20:52He's like, mama cryin' again.
20:53Yeah.
20:58He over it.
20:59Why is it there no people there?
21:01It's like there's nobody only at the chocolate shop.
21:03Everybody's two kilometers down the street.
21:07Life begins two kilometers away, Manon.
21:10Here it's dead.
21:12It's like reality is just slapping me in the face.
21:16Like, this is your life now.
21:18Hello?
21:19I think we gotta talk to Anthony on this one.
21:21I think she needs to call him and be like, help.
21:22I need help.
21:23But I think she's too proud for that.
21:25Monona's gonna be fine.
21:26She's gonna be fine.
21:27She's gonna be just fine.
21:28Just go home.
21:29Put some Barney on.
21:31Whatever the kids are watching now.
21:32Make yourself some chamomile tea.
21:34Barney old now.
21:35Is Barney old now?
21:36No, he's probably somewhere dead.
21:38It's been like, what, 40 years?
21:39You can't say Barney's dead.
21:40Well, I'm just remembering.
21:42I mean, that was a long time ago.
21:43No, no, I didn't mean it.
21:44I was young.
21:45Hell, when Barney was around.
21:47Barney's not dead.
21:48He still is singing.
21:50Oh, yeah.
21:52Let's go.
21:54Well, I think if we were in that little village,
21:57we'd make it a fun time, I think.
21:59All I need is a chocolate shop, actually,
22:01so I'd be good to go there.
22:02We'd like to bite all the neighbors over.
22:04I know.
22:05Have wine.
22:06Drink.
22:06You're freaking France.
22:08We'd be drinking with everybody.
22:09We'd be the party house.
22:10Make it a good time.
22:12That village would not be as dead as it is now.
22:14No.
22:14It'd be like bumping.
22:15A lot of people on the streets, where y'all going?
22:17Oh, we're heading to Kenya and Manos.
22:18Yeah.
22:19I'm just kidding.
22:24It's almost like they're cats themselves.
22:27They're barely.
22:27I don't like you.
22:33Mom, that Manon situation has my anxiety a little high.
22:37I think I have just the thing, though.
22:39What is it?
22:40Let's send Manon some sound healing energy,
22:44and let's give ourselves a bit of a sound bath.
22:46You ready?
22:47Yeah, sure.
22:48Close your eyes.
22:49Deep breath in.
22:56Breathing out.
22:58You feel the vibrations?
23:00Mm-hmm.
23:00Just let it take over you.
23:04Oh, oh, honey.
23:05That's a lie.
23:06That's a lie.
23:07That's a lie.
23:08You have to.
23:08That's the point.
23:09My turn.
23:13Mom!
23:14That is not how you use it.
23:15But that's how I felt when you were putting this in my ear.
23:18That is not how I felt when you were putting this in my ear.
23:18Mom!
23:19I'm so sorry.
23:20Well, you say you're sorry, too.
23:22No, thank you.
23:27Who the is this?
23:29It's the guy with the cat girl.
23:31Oh, .
23:31Greta and Matthew?
23:33I haven't seen them since she broke his heart.
23:35This is so sad.
23:36How are they doing?
23:37They could use some tequila.
23:38Oh, yeah, you could use some tequila.
23:40Maybe he's regretting saying she stunk when she got off the train.
23:43No, he's probably glad he said it now.
23:45Yeah, and you did really stink, girl.
23:48Him talking to that cat reminds me of Mr. Bigglesworth.
23:52I talk to Artemis a lot.
23:53When my dad came back from seeing Greta,
23:57he sat on the end of my bed and he looked me in the eye
24:00and he said, I'm sorry, but it's over, kid.
24:05No one that's happy comes into a relationship
24:08and breaks it all three days later.
24:09She had already been thinking about it
24:11and then just decided to go ahead and do it,
24:13which I'd like better to do it now
24:15than to wait three more months or three more years.
24:17I know, but I feel like she could have given it a couple weeks.
24:20Something about him must have given her the ick.
24:23Yeah, it had to be because this is like horrible.
24:26Mm-hmm.
24:27Like, he's really hurt.
24:29Greta texted me to say she needs to pick up her things.
24:33I don't know what I'm going to say to her.
24:36I hate doing the handing back of things face-to-face.
24:40I'm more of like...
24:41Mail it.
24:42Yeah, leave my outside and tell me when it's there,
24:44I'll pick it up.
24:45I'll leave your outside, you come pick it up.
24:47See, I changed up my routine.
24:49Like, now I just...
24:51I never move out of my house,
24:53so I never have to be the one to go collect.
24:56I just have to be the one to distribute.
25:03Hi.
25:04Good?
25:04How you doing?
25:06How are you?
25:09How are you?
25:09Anything better?
25:09I don't know.
25:12I'm here to get my stuff.
25:15Okay, it's right here.
25:16Poor Matthew.
25:17He was almost hoping like she was there to say,
25:19hey, I regret it.
25:20Uh-huh.
25:21At least come in, have a cup of tea.
25:24See, if you want a chance, you never have it ready by the door.
25:27You make them come in so they have to talk to you.
25:30Side note, okay, unrelated, but why does she have to wear a super villain outfit for this?
25:34She does look like a super villain.
25:35She's, like, rolling in with a trench coat and weird-ass yellow pants and boots.
25:39She's like, I'm gonna crush them.
25:42Here you go.
25:46I'll miss you.
25:49I'll miss you.
25:52I'll miss you.
25:53That's not the right thing to say.
25:55This is going exactly how I expected it to.
25:58Simple.
25:58No fighting.
26:00No insulting.
26:01No blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
26:02That means it's done.
26:03Yeah.
26:04Because, like, if you're not even, like, mad at the person.
26:07Yeah.
26:08The opposite of love is not hate.
26:09The opposite of love is apathy.
26:11Yeah.
26:12She's just crying, but the one that you do this, the fake one, that's like...
26:15Yeah, it's a fake cry.
26:16Yeah.
26:17She's smiling, crying.
26:17She's just like, please leave so we can get this over with.
26:20I'm confused.
26:22I'm confused, too.
26:23I mean, it wasn't hostile.
26:24It was...
26:25I'll miss you.
26:26I'll miss you, too, but...
26:27Unless she, like, found something very damning.
26:30It's almost like they're cats themselves.
26:32They're barely...
26:33I would say...
26:34Meow.
26:35They whisper everything.
26:36Meow.
26:37Yeah, I think I'm leaving.
26:38I don't like you.
26:41I'm giving up a really lovely life where I would be guaranteed at least moderate happiness.
26:50And I think I'm risking that for a life where I can crash and burn.
26:59She's giving up at least moderate happiness.
27:03Moderate?
27:03Oh, my God.
27:04Thank God she left him.
27:05That poor guy.
27:06I think we all strive for at least moderate.
27:09Okay?
27:10My heart is with him.
27:11You want to go out with him?
27:13No, but he's a cute nerd.
27:15Because you like meat.
27:17What does that mean?
27:18Literally.
27:19I know.
27:20Is that a trick phrase you just gave me there?
27:22Why'd you say that in the beginning?
27:25Because he doesn't eat meat.
27:26Oh.
27:27Okay.
27:28See, I went to the sexual conference.
27:29Wow.
27:30Sorry.
27:32Oh, look at the ducks, right?
27:34Yeah.
27:35They're talking to each other.
27:37See how the ducks are having conversations?
27:40Yeah.
27:40We should have one too.
27:42You know how they migrate in, you know, in the winter and they have to leave the nest?
27:46We should migrate too.
27:46Well, matter of fact, so do we.
27:52This is a game Chloe taught me.
27:53So you take the cup and you flip the cup.
27:56Uh-huh.
27:57And then when it lands like this, you can put it anywhere you want on the board and then you
28:00get tic-tac-toe.
28:01Okay.
28:02Show me.
28:02Okay.
28:04Not like that.
28:05Oh.
28:07Like that?
28:07Damn it.
28:08Okay, now you can put it wherever you want.
28:10All right.
28:14Stop.
28:15Your cups are too close to mine.
28:17I want this.
28:18This is mine.
28:19That one made it.
28:20No.
28:20I'm going to do three at a time.
28:22Okay.
28:22Watch this.
28:23Ah!
28:24None of them really?
28:28Here.
28:29Stop.
28:29This one was.
28:30Oh!
28:30I got one.
28:33Woo!
28:34No, come on.
28:37Don't knock my cups off with your cups.
28:41Don't you knock my cups off with your cups.
28:43This time.
28:44Ah!
28:45Victory!
28:45I didn't see any of that.
28:47That's a, that is not my fault.
28:49Stop.
28:50Yeah, whatever.
28:53I don't know.
28:57You saw your boy singing?
28:59Out of time, out of time.
29:01Is that poop?
29:02It definitely looks like some sort of manure.
29:04Would you do that, Mom?
29:05No.
29:06You're not going to get all your gold dirty.
29:08Look at you, all that rings on your finger down there doing that.
29:10Uh-oh.
29:10Not my cup of tea.
29:12Mm-mm.
29:13Jenny and Sumit remind me of that New American Gothic painting.
29:16You know what's right?
29:17With the picket thing and they're just miserable and they're fine.
29:21Yeah.
29:21So where are we going?
29:22Do you have something planned or?
29:24Are we heading towards Westland?
29:27Wetland?
29:28She's like, doesn't sound fun.
29:30I want to move.
29:34After a month of living with the family, I feel stressed out.
29:39So I said to Sumit, we need to get away and have some alone time.
29:44So he takes her to the wetlands park?
29:46This is some dumb Jennifer would've done to me.
29:49Like, I'm stressed.
29:50I just want to, like, chill.
29:51Oh, let's go look at parrots in the desert.
29:54Okay.
29:55We like nature and stuff like that.
29:57I would like to go to Wetland.
29:59Wetland, you make it sound like a theme park.
30:03I thought it was.
30:04That was like water.
30:05You thought it was, oh, you thought it was like water park.
30:08It's not a water park.
30:11What is this?
30:12It's a spider's home.
30:14A spider love to swim.
30:16Spiders love to that.
30:19Man, a spider farm and they're not in cages?
30:23It's a sanctuary.
30:25Looks cool to me.
30:26A spider's home?
30:28I got five tarantulas.
30:31Mm-hmm.
30:34You don't like spiders?
30:35I'm scared.
30:39Oh, look at the ducks, right?
30:41Yeah.
30:42They're talking to each other.
30:44I wonder what they're talking about.
30:47What gave it away?
30:48The quacking?
30:51The pickle.
30:53See how the ducks are having conversations?
30:56Yeah.
30:56We should have one too.
30:58You know how they migrate in, you know, in the winter and they have to leave the nest?
31:02We should migrate too.
31:03Well, matter of fact, so do we.
31:06I'm this close to getting us kicked out.
31:09You know, just hear me out some of it.
31:12Oh, we are living with the families.
31:14It makes me so happy.
31:16It sucks living there.
31:18Ooh.
31:19Whoa.
31:20Here goes Jenny.
31:21She's like, I'm not happy.
31:23If I'm not happy, you're never going to be happy.
31:27I already have to talk with your parents about it, too.
31:30What?
31:30What did you say?
31:31I said we're moving out.
31:33Moving out where?
31:35Oh, .
31:36Right.
31:37Where?
31:37He's like, bitch, where?
31:38Right.
31:39You got us kicked out.
31:40We're going to live in the family cafe, mother .
31:41To live right.
31:42She's saying it like.
31:44Like they agreed.
31:45Like they agreed.
31:46Like I already told your parents that they're aligned with this.
31:48Not like they ordered me that we weren't to move.
31:53We are depending on them right now.
31:55We are, they, they are the one who's paying rent right now.
31:58We are living in their house.
32:00They are an important part of our family.
32:01But I can't live there.
32:03I can't.
32:04Oh my God, Jenny.
32:07I can't.
32:08Oh my God.
32:08Oh.
32:10He grunted that out.
32:12I thought an alien was going to come out.
32:14I can't.
32:16Jenny just had a malfunction.
32:19Oh my God.
32:20Is she like having a breakdown?
32:22I can't.
32:23I can't.
32:24I can't.
32:26I can't.
32:27Her volume and her decibel level rose like that.
32:31That octave, yeah.
32:33My voice only gets high if I get scared and scream.
32:36Ah!
32:36Like if a spider dropped on you.
32:38And you would hear, you would hear me sound like Jenny.
32:41Ah!
32:42Don't you think our life sucks now?
32:45Don't you?
32:47Answer me.
32:47I'm waiting for your answer.
32:49No, it doesn't suck.
32:50It does.
32:53Your answer's wrong.
32:54She said she likes sex now.
32:57Remember?
32:57There was something that she was talking about.
32:59No, life sucks.
33:00Oh, life sucks.
33:01Get your mind out of the gutter.
33:02Oh, sorry.
33:02Goodness.
33:03Sorry, I was hearing with the bad ears.
33:05Yeah, you were hearing with the bad ears.
33:06I'm leaving.
33:09Our life sucks.
33:10I'm done.
33:12Ooh.
33:13Oh my God.
33:1410 quick.
33:15Gloves came off.
33:17I can't.
33:18I can't do it.
33:20Yikes.
33:20I couldn't do that either though.
33:22I get her.
33:23I get it too.
33:24It's good that Jenny's sticking to her guns.
33:26To me, sometimes you have to do that with some men
33:28that like are momma's boys and stuff.
33:30You, Tom, you ask for what you want.
33:32I'm not like that.
33:34I mean.
33:34You're a momma's boy.
33:36But not like that.
33:38A different kind.
33:40I'm starting to see the parallels here.
33:43And you're a frickin' Jenny, you bitch.
33:45And you don't like anything and you're set in your ways
33:47and you're just too much.
33:49Old.
33:49And old.
33:51We're Jenny and Sabine.
33:52Oh my God.
33:53What did you have a panic attack about?
33:55There's absolutely nothing except a frickin' tiny,
33:59tiny chocolaterie.
34:01You picked this.
34:02You picked the move to France.
34:04You picked the house in the middle of nowhere.
34:06Like.
34:07Well, somehow it's still his fault.
34:08That's what y'all doing, Veronica.
34:11Who's ready for a fun craft?
34:13Not me.
34:14Kenny is.
34:14Here you go.
34:15You get a jar.
34:16We're doing some natural scented jars.
34:18So get to it.
34:19What is all this?
34:21Scents and different spices.
34:22We have got cloves, oregano, cinnamon, hibiscus.
34:26So like a potpourri jar.
34:27Exactly what we're doing.
34:29And we even got some essential oils we can throw in there.
34:31And we'll make the house smell good.
34:32We can do whatever we want?
34:34Yeah, and whatever.
34:34Just make it look cute.
34:35Just layer it up.
34:37It won't be as cute as you want me to make it.
34:39I'm sure it will.
34:39I'll look cute doing it.
34:46Where are we?
34:48France, I think.
34:49Oh, look at those little toys.
34:50Oh.
34:51Yes, we are.
34:52Yeah, we are.
34:54Let's see if the sound bath that we did earlier helped her find her centering and grounding.
34:58So she won't have any more panic attacks.
35:00At least for the next 24 hours.
35:02But we can only hope.
35:04Oh, my God!
35:05Yeah, papa!
35:07Yeah, papa!
35:08There's daddy.
35:09You know, they've been waiting by the window like a dog for him to come home.
35:12Yeah.
35:12She's about to unload all this on him and say his fault.
35:15You know she's about to put this all on him.
35:17Today was really bad because I went into town and I didn't know the parents.
35:21Only they had chocolate and salam.
35:24Oh, it's for me?
35:26Uh-huh.
35:27For your first day watching Ben, like, switching roles and stuff.
35:31He got her flowers.
35:32He's a nice guy.
35:34He's a very nice guy.
35:35He is.
35:35She needed that, though.
35:36She had, in her own universe, a very hard day.
35:39Yeah.
35:40But nevertheless, a hard day.
35:41We went to the little village and I had a little bit of a panic attack.
35:46What did you have a panic attack about?
35:48Well, there's absolutely nothing except a freaking tiny, tiny chocolaterie.
35:57You picked this.
35:58You picked the move to France.
35:59You picked the house in the middle of nowhere.
36:02Like...
36:02Well, somehow it's still his fault.
36:04That's what y'all do, Veronica.
36:06Well, I remember, because I have to have coffee,
36:08and I was worried there wasn't going to be a coffee shop until we finally found one.
36:12A good one.
36:12Thank God.
36:13Because I almost had a panic attack.
36:15You almost did.
36:15Yeah, you're right.
36:16I'm bringing in money to pay our bills.
36:19Yeah, but not enough.
36:20But I guess with you, it's never enough, so...
36:23It's not.
36:24And it never will be.
36:25It's been one day.
36:27Like, God damn.
36:28No.
36:29Facts.
36:29It's never enough.
36:31I just don't know if we're going to be able to save our marriage.
36:36It's just devastating to me, and that breaks my heart.
36:42It sounds like divorce music.
36:45Poor guy brought her the flowers.
36:47You know what?
36:48Take your lid off.
36:49Okay.
36:50Give them a sniff, because this will calm your nerves.
36:53They will.
36:54It will ease your anxiety, and you'll love where you live.
36:59See, mine smells better.
37:00It smells mine.
37:01You know what?
37:01Close your eyes, and let me see what happens.
37:04Probably Anthony and Mano, they'll probably fight about this like us.
37:06They probably shouldn't smell it together.
37:09Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, The Other Way.
37:12The next time on...
37:13Ooh, I can't wait.
37:14What are we about to see?
37:15How can you be happy about this?
37:17We can't even have sex in this house.
37:21Because I know what women over 40 want.
37:24Jenny needs some nookie.
37:25She does.
37:26Mm-hmm.
37:27You can.
37:27You just have to do it quietly.
37:29I don't need Jenny to be quiet.
37:30I can't.
37:33You're out to 4, 5, 6 in the morning with different guys.
37:36You're so insecure.
37:38What is going on?
37:39What is going on with that?
37:40Why are you out with guys to 4, 5, and 6 in the morning?
37:44Like today?
37:45Like now?
37:46You went through my behind my back.
37:49Don't cry about it.
37:50Before the cheating scandal, you were treating me like anyways.
37:54Okay, he is just flipping a script on her.
37:56Wasn't he supposed to apologize?
37:58Just call it a wash.
37:59It's a cool story.
38:00You dated a pirate in Aruba once.
38:02Come on home, girl.
38:03You think I want to be with somebody like that?
38:06Are you serious?
38:09You didn't want to .
38:10What?
38:11Oh .
38:12Wait, that was crazy work.
38:16Oh my God.
38:17Run, Chloe.
38:18Run!
38:18He's not going to let a girl leave him.
38:20He's going to burn that bridge to the ground on her way out.
38:24Next week is the last episode before the tell-all.
38:27We're going to find everything out.
38:28This season is ending crazy, and I'm here for it.
38:31Cannot wait for next week.
38:32I can't either.
38:33Me either.
38:33You know what?
38:33I can't wait to put those jars around the house.
38:35Let's go see where we're going to put them.
38:37Come on.
38:37Ugh.
38:38I don't know about you, but I need to unwind and de-stress.
38:41I'm going to have me a truffle?
38:43Oh, you don't want to unwind the way I'm unwinding?
38:45Oh, no thank you.
38:47Oh.
38:48Thank you anyways.
38:48Well, you're still going to get the energy anyways,
38:50just by being in the room.
38:53Okay.
38:53Well, that stinks.
38:54I'll see you later.
38:55I'm going to go in here and eat my candy.
38:57We just started.
38:58I'll be back.
38:59This is just getting juicier and juicier.
39:01We got one episode left.
39:03It really is.
39:03I'm down.
39:03We're going to be busy though.
39:04I'm going to take you around.
39:05I'm taking you downtown.
39:07I'm taking you to all my favorite spots.
39:08All right.
39:08Well, the dog's going to stay with me at the hotel.
39:10Oh, please.
39:10Please.
39:11Yeah.
39:11He's very clingy.
39:12I'm warning you now.
39:14It's my baby now.
39:15One more episode into the tell-all.
39:17We're going to do it big.
39:19Woo!
39:19Yeah.
39:20All right.
39:20I'm leaving.
39:21You want to go with me?
39:22Sure.
39:22To the door.
39:23You want me to the door?
39:24Not like to my house.
39:25Okay.
39:26Do you want me to walk you home?
39:29That would be a long walk.
39:30I'm going to put you in a stroller.
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