00:00More information.
00:03Boy, JR.
00:05I've been waiting all night for this.
00:07Wow.
00:09Stand up, get up.
00:15Well, I guess it's party time.
00:18Yes, party time.
00:23Christy Heming won the raw quarter million dollar defense search last week.
00:28The fiery redhead from the state of California.
00:32And Trish is hosting this initiation party.
00:37I know she's going to be officially welcoming Christy here to the WWE.
00:42And of course, you know, it's like when you go to college or get in a new club,
00:46you get initiated.
00:48You ever been initiated before, JR?
00:50We didn't do that in Oklahoma.
00:52Got a little rough, hazy, bad.
00:58Thank you, thank you.
00:59Hold your applause, please.
01:02Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we welcome the newest member to the Raw Diva family.
01:11Now granted, you know, she did win a little contest,
01:14whereas we worked our butts off to be given the privilege of being called a Diva,
01:17but we love her anyways.
01:19We do, we love her anyways.
01:20So, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the winner of the quarter of a million dollar Raw Diva search,
01:29Christy Heming.
01:31I'll tell you what, if Christy doesn't drink Sanka.
01:35Oh no, she is your energy.
01:38Look at this.
01:38Look at this.
01:40Wow, yeah.
01:45And she's single, and she's got a quarter of a million dollars in her bank account.
01:50Hey, marry me.
01:51Maybe we could have one of those, like, Britney Spears weddings, you know,
01:53and get her and all of them.
01:55Maybe not, look at this.
01:58Welcome to Raw.
02:04Oh, I'm sure you have a lot to say, but we'll get to that later.
02:09Because right now, but we're-
02:12Uh-oh.
02:16Actually, I do have something to say, if you guys don't mind.
02:22You guys, the only reason I'm here is because of all of you.
02:32I really wanted to take a second to say thank you from the bottom of my heart.
02:39I mean it.
02:43And it is a true honor, a real honor, to be in this ring today.
02:52So thank you.
02:53And I promise you all that I'm going to make you all very proud.
02:59All right.
03:01Thank you, guys.
03:02Great attitude.
03:03No, that was sweet.
03:04That really, really is sweet.
03:05And you know what?
03:06It is because of the fans that you're here tonight.
03:10Yes, it is.
03:11Good.
03:12I mean, the fans and whoever it is you slept with to make you a finalist, but-
03:17Whoa!
03:18No, I mean, that's not our point, though.
03:21You know, the girls and I, we think it's just super that you're here.
03:26We're really excited.
03:27We really are.
03:28And me, and Gail, and Molly, and Jazz sends her love as well.
03:33Mm-hmm.
03:33Oh, and there's someone else that wants to congratulate you, actually.
03:36Mm-hmm.
03:37You know, you probably remember what she said last week, but-
03:40Why don't you tell her what you really were thinking?
03:43Carmella?
03:45Carmella?
03:46Carmella, yeah.
03:49Thanks, Trish.
03:51I think I will.
03:53Christy, I just want to say congratulations.
03:56And you're right.
03:58The fans are the reason why you've won.
04:01Because let's be honest, if the contests were based on talent, looks, and personality,
04:08I would have beaten you in a heartbeat.
04:11Mm-hmm.
04:12Put both of us in a room, Christy.
04:14There's not a man alive who would pick you over me.
04:19It's no secret.
04:21The only reason these fans booed me was because they knew the truth.
04:26None of them, in their wildest dreams, would ever have a shot at this.
04:34Whoa.
04:35And why should they?
04:36I'm the playboy playmate of the year.
04:41And what are you, Christy?
04:43A nobody.
04:47Actually, let me correct myself.
04:50Because you are somebody.
04:53You're the bitch who robbed me of a quarter million dollars.
05:01And one day, it's going to be my pleasure to watch you get your ass kicked.
05:11Man, don't sugarcoat it.
05:12Say what you really mean, Carmella.
05:14Speaking of ass kicking, I think it's time for your initiation.
05:18What?
05:22You see, Eric Bischoff, he's given me the power to decide on what you're going to do.
05:28And I thought, I'm going to give you your first match.
05:35Can I get a referee, please?
05:37Sweetie?
05:37Come on, sweetie.
05:38Come on.
05:38Yeah, come on in here.
05:39That's right.
05:40Come on, honey.
05:41Thank you, sweetie.
05:43Sweetie, I know that you've never wrestled before, so I'm going to make this real easy.
05:47Okay?
05:48Instead of all that pie eating and ice cream eating, although you were really good at that.
05:54She was really good.
05:55Yeah.
05:55Instead, it's going to be the new raw diva, Christy Hemme, versus the greatest raw diva
06:03ever, Trish Stratus.
06:08Oh, that's right.
06:10And Molly Holly and Gail Kim.
06:13What?
06:14In a three on one handicap match.
06:18Wait a minute, a handicap match is ridiculous.
06:21Oh, it's not going to be a regular handicap match.
06:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:24No, this is going to be a three on one handicap bra and panties match.
06:33Bra and panties match, JR.
06:35Yeah, and you know what?
06:36Wait, don't leave yet.
06:37What, what?
06:38Don't worry.
06:39Get warmed up.
06:40Get warmed up.
06:41You ready?
06:42Because it's going to start right now.
06:44Wait a minute.
06:45What are they talking about here?
06:47Oh, wait.
06:49Three on one, come on.
06:54Well, JR, this is welcome to the- Welcome to the WWE, Christy.
07:01Well, you just won the contest last week.
07:05This is all about jealousy.
07:06Well, she may have won the contest, but she just lost her first match here in the WWE.
07:11A broad panties match.
07:12JR, a broad panties.
07:14Well, it's not fair and it's not right.
07:17You can oogle all you want.
07:19Oh, my God, puppies.
07:22And that's wonderful.
07:22And they're real-life women, but it's jealousy.
07:25That's all it's about.
07:27100% jealousy.
07:28If that ain't right, I don't want to be wrong.
07:32I feel sad with that young woman right there.
07:34You do?
07:35Well, what the hell?
07:36She got gangled by three women.
07:39Maybe I should go down there and feel sad for her, too.
07:42Yeah, maybe you should.
07:42Go ahead.
07:43Sponge panties, JR.
07:44Come on.
07:45How could you not like that?
07:47Look at this.
07:48Look at this.
07:56Yes.
08:05You know, I think they thought they'd rip my clothes off and peel away my pride.
08:15But what they didn't understand, and what actually I just found out, is that I am completely comfortable in nothing,
08:29nothing but my bra and panties.
08:36So how do you like me now, guys?
08:38I like you.
08:40I like you.
08:41I like you.
08:41You know what?
08:42She's, yeah, what do you guys think about that now?
08:44Are you approved?
08:46She's uninhibited.
08:47She's completely comfortable in the bra panties.
08:52Yes, welcome to Raw, Christy.
08:56Go ahead, Christy.
08:59You go, girl.
09:02This is strange.
09:06Oh, yeah, she does.
09:08Braun panties there.
09:08I'm going panties.
09:09Oh, I know.
09:10Braun panties.
09:10This initiation party didn't turn out the way Chris Stratus wanted it to, but I love it.
09:17I admire a mockery.
09:19I admire everything about her.
09:21No.
09:23Yeah.
09:23Get out.
09:24I do.
09:24You.
09:25Yes.
09:26You don't.
09:27Come on panties, look.
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